Sort Of (2021) s02e05 Episode Script

Sort of Amsterdam

-Izzy?
-Yes, it Izzy!
-What's going on?
-What are you doing here?
Hello, Dad.
Why does everyone keep things
from me?
'Cause, we're, like, afraid of you.
You're turning this house
into a circus.
Orange walls, untamed children.
When I woke up for a second,
I saw Paul,
and I was like, "I married a dude?"
-I'm leaving.
-Leaving Paul?
-You already told me that.
-No, here. The facility.
It's just that, like,
you can't even walk.
Know what else is behind me?
The business I built for 20 years.
So, you need to get over it
and start your dreams!
You wanna reboot Bar Bük
as a danceclub-slash-art gallery?
And we have interest from another
investor in the art world.
-Bye!
-Don't "Bye" me!
We gonna do this?
Gaia!
How are the Netherlands?
When did you arrive?
Yesterday, two weeks ago,
the future?
Time has no meaning anymore.
You're hilarious.
Yay! Jay!
Gaia, meet Jay.
Jay! I hear you are taking us out
of the dark ages.
Oh, you know it.
Hey, so, small world.
I was working with this Toronto
artist who knows your offspring.
Is their name, like, Six?
7ven.
Said she was a force. She
tapped us some fresh-ass artist.
-I'd love to meet her.
-Right.
I've basically been focusing
on artists in the digital field.
Good news, Ben Ramirez is officially
onboard for the collab with Fiat.
-What?
-Jay is spearheading an NFT series
between Ramirez and Lil Nas X.
Could you expose Jay to the scene
in Toronto, Gaia?
Maybe 7ven could help.
Go get 'em, guys.
Oh. Y'all. You two!
Can I just say, what you've done for
the arts over the last 50 years
Fifty? Child, how old
do you think I am?
Uh, sorry. I don't know.
Everyone over 40 is the same to me,
you know?
Right. Well, I'll send you a contact
list you can start working on, Jay.
And welcome to the team.
Fucking young people.
Wait. So, the landlord doesn't know
they're trying to sublet to us?
There's only one occasion where
it's appropriate to appreciate
our Canadian alt-rock of yore.
Cottage motherfuckin' weekend!
Like my rental?
Yeah. It just feels like we're
getting in the middle of something.
Jobs have days off, Sabi.
Chill, union leader.
I'm talking to Wolf.
He found a space for Bar Bük,
and we might get it dirty cheap.
-As you were.
-Thank you.
-Preloaded Arrow's stuff last night.
-Hold on.
Arrow's coming? I kinda
thought this was royals only.
Sabi, there's two faces
to relaxation.
Time with friends,
getting railed whilst lakeside.
Right. And what was I supposed to do
while you're going Animal Planet?
Hey, Wolf.
What are you doing this weekend?
Yeah. If you're free,
we're kind of doing something.
7ven's got this cottage.
Hey, babe.
Oh, shit. What time is it?
-Why?
-Nothing. What? what's up?
-What are you doing home?
-I'm going now. I'm gonna do a shop.
-Want anything specific?
-I'm good. Go.
-Okay.
-Sorry. I rarely get alone time.
-You gonna be okay?
-Yes, please. Just go.
-Okay.
-I'm dying of people.
Cottage!
Yes, I understand.
I'm wondering what your relationship
to the owner of the building is.
Hey, babe. Can we chill on
the cheugy dad music?
-Yeah, honey. Daddy got you.
-Okay.
-You gonna be on much longer?
-It's a business call.
Yes. I just don't want it to
bite us in the ass.
Hey, Insta-Cupids.
It's your bae, Arrow!
Um, okay. I should go.
Thank you. I'll be in touch.
-I'm here with my boo and crew
-They're a bit sketch.
-That's why we're getting it cheap.
-on the way to the cottage!
-Where we going by the way?
-The cottage!
But where? Who owns it?
Nearest hospital?
Muskoka. Belongs to my folks.
Didn't it used to belong to Alanis
Morissette? Or that guy from Shrek.
So, like, these two are our total
besties, Sabi and Woof.
How long have you two been together?
Oh. Um We're just, like,
fully colleagues.
Y'all work at Bar Bük?
What are y'all's titles?
Um, officially, I don't know.
I guess I'm, like, a manager.
I share the same blood
as the proprietor.
Sometimes, I don't understand him
when he talks.
IMO? Y'all really shouldn't let the
bar go under.
It is, like, legendary.
And the community needs it.
Oh! We can totally do a signal boost
if you all wanna, like, pay for it.
Oh, my God.
That's, like, so generous.
Hi.
Sorry.
I just keep falling asleep today.
How did you get in here?
-I used the key-rock you told me to.
-Oh, right.
-Thank you for coming.
-No problem.
What happened?
Where's my headset?
Yeah. I'm really
I'm really lucky.
So, how is your recovery?
Apparently, I'm doing really well.
Seems like it.
I reached out a couple years ago.
I thought, you know
Yeah, I know.
-I felt like I was ready to
-Yeah, I didn't.
What? Wait. You weren't ready?
You were the one who broke my heart.
Hello!
Hello!
-Mom!
-Imran, get up!
-Mom? What's going on?
-Your father is drunk.
-He's what? He's drunk?
-Aqsa!
-Oh, my God. Why is he
-I had several beverages.
I didn't know what else to do.
I haven't even touched alcohol
in my life.
So, you called me?
What am I gonna do?
Of course, I drank.
With this family of liars.
A wife who doesn't tell the truth.
A brother who lies to me
about my son.
Sabi is not my business.
You, shut up!
My son
My son.
Whoa! This is your cottage?
My mom's this high-end art dealer.
She's in Europe or something
right now.
Get ready for the most relaxing-est
weekend of your lives.
Oh, yeah! We're gonna party!
Ma?
-Woo!
-What the
You gonna introduce me
to your friends?
Yeah.
-Hiya, Gaia.
-Hi.
Aren't you meant to be in Amsterdam?
I am, honey. Just don't tell
the people who pay me.
You're wearing too many patterns,
baby girl.
I need to pee.
Sabi?
-Hi.
-Hey.
-Hello.
-Hi, I'm Arrow.
-Hi, Arrow.
-Hi. This is Woof.
-Hi, Woof. You're a cutie.
-Really?
Why did you wanna see me, Bessy?
Okay, it's weird.
I felt like I died,
and then I came back, and then
you were one of the first people
that I wanted to see.
-What was it like being in a coma?
-Oh. I don't remember much.
I mean, I heard conversations, and,
um, I was sort of reliving stuff,
but I wasn't really sure
what was real or not, and
then I woke up. And I was like
I saw that this was my life, and
And I just really need to ask
you a question.
So, they let you leave work
because your father is drunk?
Mom said it's an emergency.
I didn't know what it was.
You're a good daughter,
you know that?
-Am I?
-Oh, yes.
If I had a daughter like you
That's sweet, uncle.
You know, I want to tell you,
I see how it is.
I see what you do here.
And yet, it's always all about Sabi.
I should go.
-This isn't an accident.
-She's crashing my shit again.
-I get it.
-She's competitive with me.
She gets in there, Sabi.
She seeps into my life in this
messed-up way, steals my essence.
Remember Prom theft 2014?
She was a chaperone.
Got drunker than we did.
Was eating face with a limo driver.
That was horrible.
But also, a little bit fun.
Sorry. Listen, if you wanna bail
No. Arrow's so stoked
for this cottage weekend.
I have to grow up at some point
and learn to handle my mother.
-This has jets, yeah?
-I can't just cancel our plans
-because my mommy's here.
-Oh, my God. Those are totally jets.
Sabi? Focus!
I have hot tub weakness. Sorry.
There isn't one outside, is there?
-Sabi!
-Okay.
Options, we go. Period.
Or we stay. And you have a chance
at letting her not get to you.
-Do you believe in me?
-Always.
-We stay.
-Awesome.
Let's go deal with Mommy.
Okay? Come on.
Exposure therapy time.
Bye, tub.
-That's insane.
-No. Shh.
Listen. This is the best part.
So, then I said, "Andy,
you've been here 15 minutes.
I believe your time is up."
That's funny
'cause Andy is a ridic name!
-No, because it's Andy Warhol.
-And?
-Never mind.
-It wasn't even him, though.
-Not a good story.
-You didn't tell me your mom's fire.
-Well, she's a force.
-Who wants a tour?
-Oh, yes.
-Yes!
Wait till you see my crib, yo!
Oh, my God. Look at it in here!
Look at the size of that TV.
Oh, my Lord. Who is this babe?
Oh, that's my little girl.
Such a beautiful girl.
She was such a girly girl.
I miss my principessa.
Wow, Gaia. Great, like, art.
Oh! Come.
Doesn't this one just move you?
It's Untitled 87, Dawn Macknel.
I just had to have it.
It is a celebration
of human endurance.
Seriously?
I mean, I respect
that you have feelings about it
that are such as they are.
But I invite you to look at the
work.
Look at it.
-Like, really look at it.
-Oh, yeah.
So dark.
Yeah.
It's a big black egg.
Right?
And you see that there?
Actual currency.
It's an indictment of capitalism.
Yes. Because we hate money now.
I hung out with Dawn Macknel.
He told me literally everything
I'm saying now.
I'm helping you understand
pieces you own.
Well, thank God for you,
oh great art-sage.
Awkward vibes!
You two are like twins. Ew.
-Who wants more to drink?
-Oh, yeah! Yes!
-Do you have snacks?
-I believe in you.
I don't.
I don't remember why things ended
between us.
I wanted to ask,
or I've been trying to remember.
Um
I don't know.
But I have pockets of things that I,
like
can't make sense of, and
Well, you fell in love with Paul.
-That's it?
-Kinda, yeah.
I mean, I know it was
much more sudden on my end. Like
I was the love of your life one
minute, then you met Paul,
and, you know, I wasn't.
Sorry. One sec. Hello?
It's a lot of photos of one person.
-Yeah.
-This is you.
-That's me?
-Yeah.
-Well, that's you.
-This with the
-Ooh, mysterious.
-Right?
-Yes.
-And then a subtle flex.
-Is that Marina Abramovich?
-Gaia's met, like, everybody.
This place is so, um
-Bougie?
-Bougie. Yeah.
You know, it would be, like,
so amazing if, um
What?
Nothing. It was just, um,
kind of silly.
What were you gonna say?
I don't know.
Wouldn't it be amazing
if there could be
if we could build something for
artists and writers, iconoclasts?
Yeah.
Think that would make Deenzie happy?
I don't think he'd care.
But my other dad, he'd love it.
And that would make Deenzie happy.
Can I sit there?
I just want a better view
of the photos.
Okay. Yeah.
Hey! I found organic chia seeds.
Bess? Bess!
I'm in here.
You
you walked
by yourself
from there?
-Yeah, I did.
-You good?
Oh, my God. I'm so happy.
Am I allowed to?
-I wanna
-It's okay. You can hug me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hi.
-Hey, Vi.
-Hey.
-Where's Henry?
-Here.
Oh, hey, bud.
I didn't see you come in.
-How was school today?
-Discovery after discovery.
-Hi.
-Hey. Oh, my gosh!
Did you walk here?
-It's me. Can I come in?
-Oh, yes.
You okay?
I'll be fine, bachi.
Why do people do this?
Get krunk?
Is that what I am? A "krunk"?
Right. Well
I'm going back to work. I'll check
on you at the end of the day.
You're the best.
Aqsa?
Does Sabi drink?
You should ask Sabi.
I was thinking of taking him
to see the imam at the mosque.
What do you think?
Sabi isn't my issue. Okay?
Yo!
I had a feeling this is where
you'd spend your Friday.
In your parents' basement.
Wow. You're just serving sick burns
door-to-door.
What's up? You haven't
knocked on my window since
Sabi went missing in grade nine.
Yeah. Can we not talk about Sabi
for a minute?
I can meet you around back.
We can talk about not-Sabi over
lukewarm coolers.
Take the last haul of this, then
chuck it in the neighbour's yard.
Let's go.
We're gonna go down to the lake.
So, we'll see you later. Sabi?
Sabi!
Okay. Um, saved by the 7ven.
-Hey, uh, coming!
-Let's go to the lake.
But I'm having fun with your mom.
Oh, wait. Good idea.
Let's swim naked in the lake.
-What are you doing?
-Oh, it's so invigorating.
It's just icy water
all over your body.
-Yes, girl! Let's get invigorated!
-No. Oh, my God!
-What are you doing?
-My God.
-You're a party animal!
-Let's do this!
You're stripping
in front of my friends!
You have no boundaries!
I just like young people.
You are a freaking vampire!
-Sabi, tell me I'm not crazy!
-You're not crazy.
She is a vampire.
-Why are we going?
-Did you not hear what went down?
-But I don't want to go.
-7ven?
7ven, it was your idea
to go to the lake.
Sabi, Arrow rides with you.
I need alone time.
-You take my car.
-You're taking your mom's car?
Is grand theft auto
really the answer?
Baby girl, don't overreact.
-My gosh. Come on.
-This is an overreaction.
-You need to calm down.
-Shotgun.
-No, Arrow.
-7ven!
Hey, my car!
How am I gonna get out of here?
7ven, no. No!
Remember when 7ven said she had a
potential investor in the art world?
-Yeah.
-I think she burned that bridge.
No!
-Oh, shoot.
-7ven!
Yo, I gotta pee.
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