That's So Raven (2003) s02e05 Episode Script
Four's a Crowd
1 Oh.
Ooh, Rae, look, it's Devon Carter.
Ooh, I know.
So how's it going with you two? Oh, great.
You know, things are really starting to happen between us.
Hey, Devon.
Hey, Rae.
See, before it was just, "Hey.
" Now it's, "Hey, Rae.
" Raven.
Oh, Devon Carter's going to kiss me! It's my favorite song.
Devon Carter's gonna kiss Kiss me Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Devon Carter is going to kiss you when? I don't know, but there was a-a robot and a giant teddy bear standing right behind him.
Oh, well, what were they doing, lining up? Oh, Rae, you should ask him out.
I mean, Devon Carter, not the teddy bear.
Or the robot.
No way.
Come on.
You think? Yeah.
Okay.
You know what I was thinking maybe What's the big deal? Okay.
Hey.
Hey, Devon.
Hey, um Hi.
How you doing? I was wondering if you're not doing anything this Friday, maybe, um, you and me I'm I You, um You and I Rae We We could hang out? Okay, I'd love to.
Thanks for asking.
I'll call you.
Okay.
I'll be by the phone waiting so patiently.
Okay, what did he say, what did he say? Tell me what he said Let's hear it, Rae.
Oh.
It's on for Friday.
Oh! Devon and me and a robot and a teddy bear.
Oh, it's going to be so romantic.
Yep, that's me.
Why do you always have to follow me? I was using your big head to block out the sun.
Well, you know what? It was really cute when Mom and Dad brought you home from the hospital, but, uh, you're still here.
Baxter residence.
Cute one speaking.
Devon Sorry.
Raven's plucking her mustache right now.
Give me that.
Hey, Devon.
Hey, Raven.
Uh, the reason I called is, I can't hang out with you on Friday night.
No.
Um, why not? I'm sorry, but I forgot I promised to take my little sister to Pizza Pals.
Pizza Pals? What's Pizza Pals? You know, the pizza place for kids.
They got these crazy characters, like a robot and a giant teddy bear.
A robot and a teddy bear? Raven.
I'm so there.
What? I mean, Devon, hey, you got a little sister, you know? And guess what? I have a little brother, so you know, we can get them together.
Sounds cool, because Nadine and I are really close.
I think that's so important.
So do I.
Yeah.
In fact, uh my brother and I, we couldn't be much closer.
Cool.
Yeah, so, um, we'll see you Friday at Pizza Pals, okay? Later.
All right.
Bye, Devon.
No, we won't.
Uh.
Corey.
You know how Mom and Dad are always telling us that one day we're going to need each other.
That day is here.
Then it's going to be a very expensive date for you.
Easy, tiger.
The kids are still here.
What is taking them so long? Corey don't do sweater vests.
Part of our deal was that I get to pick out your clothes, okay? We have to be color-coordinated so Devon knows how close we are.
I hate it.
No, you don't.
You love it.
Just like you love your loving sister.
Do you want me to kiss you again? No.
Oh, look at our babies.
All dressed up and heading for the door.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen you two look so cute.
Go show the world.
Alone at last.
I've been thinking about you, baby May I have this dance? Haven't seen you for so long I guess the kids forgot their key.
Sorry.
We forgot our key.
Oh, that's my jam right there.
Oh, it's cool.
Here Mr.
B.
Come on, Mrs.
B.
What are you guys doing here? Hello.
It's Friday night.
We always hang out here on Friday night.
you know Raven's gone.
Oh, it's cool.
We like to kick it here.
Mm-hmm.
You guys are the coolest parents.
Really? Well, I guess we are "da bomb.
" Well, we were until you said that.
Hey.
Howdy.
Hello.
Welcome to Pizza Pals.
You're just in time for the show.
Awesome.
The show? Hey, kids, here comes Captain Pepperoni and his animatronic Pizza Pals.
Corey.
Corey, it's them.
It's the robot and the Teddy Bear.
Oh, my goodness, it's them.
And if you're a good little girl, you get to take your picture with them.
Pizza Pals, Pizza Pals Guys and gals of the Pizza Pals Fortified with extra cheese Two for ten dollars, this week only.
And the super big sodies Coupons not valid with any other offer.
And you'll always be our favorite Pizza Pal.
See you next show, maties.
Uh, excuse me, miss.
Hey, um, okay, where are they going, 'cause I still got to get my kiss from Devon? I have no idea what you're talking about, but the Pizza Pals do a show every 23 minutes.
Every 23 stinking minutes.
23 stinking minutes.
Hey! Hey.
What's up, Devon? Hey, hey.
This is my little sister, Nadine.
Very pleased to meet you, Raven.
Well, aren't you the cutest little thing, and this is my cuddly, adorable little brother, Corey.
You guys will have hours of fun together.
Hey, howdy, hello.
Looks like all my Pizza Pals are here.
Awesome.
Follow me to the second happiest place on earth.
I want to walk with Raven.
Oh.
She is so precious.
Come on.
Oh, Raven, I'm so, so sorry.
It's okay.
My chin broke the fall.
Let me help you up.
Your nightmare is just beginning.
What? Stay away from my brother.
Devvy, can I ride the horsey? Hey! Can't a man relax? Corey, we had a deal.
You're supposed to keep Nadine busy.
She's doing fine.
Hey, Rae, check it out.
This is fun.
Yeah.
Come on, Raven.
Okeydoke.
Devvy, I need some more tokens.
Sure, Deeny.
Ready? For what? To play the game, silly.
Hey! My brother only has time for me.
Oh Corey I got the tokens.
What? Raven, you okay? She just had a little accident.
Yeah.
The-the mallet fell on me again and again and again.
Look, our pizza's ready.
Great.
I'm starved.
This kiss better be worth it.
So, what do you like on your pizza? Uh! Corey, get over here.
In your face, pip-squeak.
That didn't sound too good.
Now it's in your face, Grandma.
Hey, Corey, what are you laughing at? This is your piece.
You guys, this is, like, my third time seeing My Big, Fat Monkey Wedding, and every time, it gets to me.
Get over it, Chels.
It's sad.
Hey.
It's time to play Contwingo.
you're right.
I will lay out the Contwingo mat and the Contwirler and the Contwimer.
Okay.
Uh, kids, it's getting late, and, um I know you didn't just cluck at me.
Uh, I'm sorry.
I believe he just did.
Baby, let it go.
It's just a cluck.
Not in my house.
Uh, spin that Contwirler, girl.
Okay.
Okay.
Right hand, nine, left knee, seven.
Go.
Go get 'em, tiger.
Okay.
Left knee.
Mm-hmm.
Right hand.
Got you, Mr.
B.
Psych your mind.
Dude, you moved your hand.
Two points for us.
They contwicked me.
All right.
Corey, how does it look? Can't even tell.
Good.
Now, listen, man, you got to start doing your job.
Here.
Take this bucket of tokens, all right? And when I suggest that you and Nadine go play some games, you act excited.
Got it.
Good.
Let's go.
Hey, everybody, I have an idea.
Corey, why don't you and Nadine go play some games? Go on, Nadine.
You guys should get to know each other.
Okay, Devvy.
Take your time.
I want that blue monkey.
Yeah, and I want a million bucks.
Life's tough.
I said, I want that blue monkey.
Okay, then.
So, here we are.
Yeah.
I'm really glad you came tonight, Rae.
So am I.
It's really nice that we can finally be alone.
Just me and you.
No robot.
No teddy bear.
But, hey, who needs them? Corey won me a monkey.
Hey, Deeny.
Hey, Deeny.
Deeny, where's my brother? He really got into the game.
Corey, what are you doing in there? Mommy, I want that big head.
I'll get you a duck, little boy.
The big head's mine.
Well, we're finally together.
Okay.
Left ear, 22, Mr.
B.
Oh, okay.
Here goes.
You're not going to get me with that fake water bottle trick.
I didn't do nothing.
Here come the pain.
Contwingo! Contwingo! Yes! Oh.
That was really good.
Rematch.
Victor, get off your contweester.
Um, I-I think we ought to call it a night.
Wow.
I am really sorry about your back, Mr.
B.
Yeah, man, you should get some rest.
Yeah.
So you're ready for next week.
Yes! All right.
I'm sorry I got carried away, baby.
How's your back? It's fine.
I just faked it so we can have time alone.
You did that for us? Yeah.
What's wrong with you? We could have won.
Hey! Get back here! It's not over.
Thanks for getting me out of The Claw.
No problem, but I still don't understand how Nadine got you in there.
Raven, she can do things.
Scary things.
I want to go home.
Corey, we can't go home, okay? I had a vision, and we can't leave until it comes true.
Your vision, your problem.
Corey! Corey?! Corey, listen, um, the The vision was that Devon was going to kiss me during the Pizza Pal show.
Don't gross me out with your love life.
I know you don't understand now, okay? But I really, really like him.
And this might be my only chance.
Oh, I understand smooching.
I just don't understand why somebody would want to smooch with you.
But if it's that important to you, I'll help out.
Thanks, little bro.
You are the best.
I know.
You'll be getting my bill.
All right, you guys.
Time for the Pizza Pal show.
Oh, sorry.
Show's canceled.
No.
It can't be canceled.
Sorry, but we're having some technical difficulties with our pirate.
No! Not Captain Pepperoni.
He's my favorite.
Mine, too.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
You don't understand, okay? The show must go on.
It's the robot and the teddy bear and Think of the children.
Okay.
Here's the deal.
I'm really tired, I've just worked a double shift, the pirate's leaking oil, so back up off me! Awesome.
I did not put up with all this to not get my kiss.
Devvy, I want to go home.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Rae, but she was really looking forward to the show.
No, wait, wait, wait Stay.
Wait a second.
Okay, the show is going to go on, whatever it takes.
I'm going to make sure they put the pep back in Captain Pepperoni.
So, stay.
Don't move.
This is boring.
If there's no show, I want to go home.
Okay, Deeny.
Just let me say good-bye to Raven first.
Why? She probably already left.
She doesn't care about us.
Oh, trust me, she cares.
Look, Deeny-- the Pizza Pals show is going on.
Hey, kids, here comes Captain Pepperoni and his animatronic pizza pals.
Man, is she desperate.
Pizza Pals, Pizza Pals Guys and gals of the Pizza Pals Fortified with extra cheese Two for ten dollars, this week only.
And the super big sodies There's something weird about Captain Pepperoni.
Oh, you have no idea.
And you'll always be our favorite Pizza Pals.
Hey.
That's Raven.
Corey, what is she doing up there? Raven didn't want you to leave 'cause she really likes you.
Raven really likes me? Man, you got a lot to learn about the ladies.
Raven.
Yes, Devon.
Are you okay? Never better.
Good.
I mean, 'cause you hit the deck pretty hard.
I mean, what were you thinking going up there? Yeah.
What was I thinking? But I'm glad you're okay.
that was for, uh, being nice to my sister.
You got any more sisters? Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it? Don't get me started.
We used to have fun until girls started liking Devon.
Now, I barely get to hang out with him.
So, are you going to make Raven's life miserable every chance you get? That's the plan.
It's going to fun working with you.
Hey, y'all.
Hey.
Hey.
She's still smiling.
She must have had fun with Devon.
Yeah, but was it worth missing Contwingo? It was awesome! We took our relationship to a whole new level.
Oh, hey, Devon.
Hey, Raven.
Later.
You see? Yeah!
Ooh, Rae, look, it's Devon Carter.
Ooh, I know.
So how's it going with you two? Oh, great.
You know, things are really starting to happen between us.
Hey, Devon.
Hey, Rae.
See, before it was just, "Hey.
" Now it's, "Hey, Rae.
" Raven.
Oh, Devon Carter's going to kiss me! It's my favorite song.
Devon Carter's gonna kiss Kiss me Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Devon Carter is going to kiss you when? I don't know, but there was a-a robot and a giant teddy bear standing right behind him.
Oh, well, what were they doing, lining up? Oh, Rae, you should ask him out.
I mean, Devon Carter, not the teddy bear.
Or the robot.
No way.
Come on.
You think? Yeah.
Okay.
You know what I was thinking maybe What's the big deal? Okay.
Hey.
Hey, Devon.
Hey, um Hi.
How you doing? I was wondering if you're not doing anything this Friday, maybe, um, you and me I'm I You, um You and I Rae We We could hang out? Okay, I'd love to.
Thanks for asking.
I'll call you.
Okay.
I'll be by the phone waiting so patiently.
Okay, what did he say, what did he say? Tell me what he said Let's hear it, Rae.
Oh.
It's on for Friday.
Oh! Devon and me and a robot and a teddy bear.
Oh, it's going to be so romantic.
Yep, that's me.
Why do you always have to follow me? I was using your big head to block out the sun.
Well, you know what? It was really cute when Mom and Dad brought you home from the hospital, but, uh, you're still here.
Baxter residence.
Cute one speaking.
Devon Sorry.
Raven's plucking her mustache right now.
Give me that.
Hey, Devon.
Hey, Raven.
Uh, the reason I called is, I can't hang out with you on Friday night.
No.
Um, why not? I'm sorry, but I forgot I promised to take my little sister to Pizza Pals.
Pizza Pals? What's Pizza Pals? You know, the pizza place for kids.
They got these crazy characters, like a robot and a giant teddy bear.
A robot and a teddy bear? Raven.
I'm so there.
What? I mean, Devon, hey, you got a little sister, you know? And guess what? I have a little brother, so you know, we can get them together.
Sounds cool, because Nadine and I are really close.
I think that's so important.
So do I.
Yeah.
In fact, uh my brother and I, we couldn't be much closer.
Cool.
Yeah, so, um, we'll see you Friday at Pizza Pals, okay? Later.
All right.
Bye, Devon.
No, we won't.
Uh.
Corey.
You know how Mom and Dad are always telling us that one day we're going to need each other.
That day is here.
Then it's going to be a very expensive date for you.
Easy, tiger.
The kids are still here.
What is taking them so long? Corey don't do sweater vests.
Part of our deal was that I get to pick out your clothes, okay? We have to be color-coordinated so Devon knows how close we are.
I hate it.
No, you don't.
You love it.
Just like you love your loving sister.
Do you want me to kiss you again? No.
Oh, look at our babies.
All dressed up and heading for the door.
Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen you two look so cute.
Go show the world.
Alone at last.
I've been thinking about you, baby May I have this dance? Haven't seen you for so long I guess the kids forgot their key.
Sorry.
We forgot our key.
Oh, that's my jam right there.
Oh, it's cool.
Here Mr.
B.
Come on, Mrs.
B.
What are you guys doing here? Hello.
It's Friday night.
We always hang out here on Friday night.
you know Raven's gone.
Oh, it's cool.
We like to kick it here.
Mm-hmm.
You guys are the coolest parents.
Really? Well, I guess we are "da bomb.
" Well, we were until you said that.
Hey.
Howdy.
Hello.
Welcome to Pizza Pals.
You're just in time for the show.
Awesome.
The show? Hey, kids, here comes Captain Pepperoni and his animatronic Pizza Pals.
Corey.
Corey, it's them.
It's the robot and the Teddy Bear.
Oh, my goodness, it's them.
And if you're a good little girl, you get to take your picture with them.
Pizza Pals, Pizza Pals Guys and gals of the Pizza Pals Fortified with extra cheese Two for ten dollars, this week only.
And the super big sodies Coupons not valid with any other offer.
And you'll always be our favorite Pizza Pal.
See you next show, maties.
Uh, excuse me, miss.
Hey, um, okay, where are they going, 'cause I still got to get my kiss from Devon? I have no idea what you're talking about, but the Pizza Pals do a show every 23 minutes.
Every 23 stinking minutes.
23 stinking minutes.
Hey! Hey.
What's up, Devon? Hey, hey.
This is my little sister, Nadine.
Very pleased to meet you, Raven.
Well, aren't you the cutest little thing, and this is my cuddly, adorable little brother, Corey.
You guys will have hours of fun together.
Hey, howdy, hello.
Looks like all my Pizza Pals are here.
Awesome.
Follow me to the second happiest place on earth.
I want to walk with Raven.
Oh.
She is so precious.
Come on.
Oh, Raven, I'm so, so sorry.
It's okay.
My chin broke the fall.
Let me help you up.
Your nightmare is just beginning.
What? Stay away from my brother.
Devvy, can I ride the horsey? Hey! Can't a man relax? Corey, we had a deal.
You're supposed to keep Nadine busy.
She's doing fine.
Hey, Rae, check it out.
This is fun.
Yeah.
Come on, Raven.
Okeydoke.
Devvy, I need some more tokens.
Sure, Deeny.
Ready? For what? To play the game, silly.
Hey! My brother only has time for me.
Oh Corey I got the tokens.
What? Raven, you okay? She just had a little accident.
Yeah.
The-the mallet fell on me again and again and again.
Look, our pizza's ready.
Great.
I'm starved.
This kiss better be worth it.
So, what do you like on your pizza? Uh! Corey, get over here.
In your face, pip-squeak.
That didn't sound too good.
Now it's in your face, Grandma.
Hey, Corey, what are you laughing at? This is your piece.
You guys, this is, like, my third time seeing My Big, Fat Monkey Wedding, and every time, it gets to me.
Get over it, Chels.
It's sad.
Hey.
It's time to play Contwingo.
you're right.
I will lay out the Contwingo mat and the Contwirler and the Contwimer.
Okay.
Uh, kids, it's getting late, and, um I know you didn't just cluck at me.
Uh, I'm sorry.
I believe he just did.
Baby, let it go.
It's just a cluck.
Not in my house.
Uh, spin that Contwirler, girl.
Okay.
Okay.
Right hand, nine, left knee, seven.
Go.
Go get 'em, tiger.
Okay.
Left knee.
Mm-hmm.
Right hand.
Got you, Mr.
B.
Psych your mind.
Dude, you moved your hand.
Two points for us.
They contwicked me.
All right.
Corey, how does it look? Can't even tell.
Good.
Now, listen, man, you got to start doing your job.
Here.
Take this bucket of tokens, all right? And when I suggest that you and Nadine go play some games, you act excited.
Got it.
Good.
Let's go.
Hey, everybody, I have an idea.
Corey, why don't you and Nadine go play some games? Go on, Nadine.
You guys should get to know each other.
Okay, Devvy.
Take your time.
I want that blue monkey.
Yeah, and I want a million bucks.
Life's tough.
I said, I want that blue monkey.
Okay, then.
So, here we are.
Yeah.
I'm really glad you came tonight, Rae.
So am I.
It's really nice that we can finally be alone.
Just me and you.
No robot.
No teddy bear.
But, hey, who needs them? Corey won me a monkey.
Hey, Deeny.
Hey, Deeny.
Deeny, where's my brother? He really got into the game.
Corey, what are you doing in there? Mommy, I want that big head.
I'll get you a duck, little boy.
The big head's mine.
Well, we're finally together.
Okay.
Left ear, 22, Mr.
B.
Oh, okay.
Here goes.
You're not going to get me with that fake water bottle trick.
I didn't do nothing.
Here come the pain.
Contwingo! Contwingo! Yes! Oh.
That was really good.
Rematch.
Victor, get off your contweester.
Um, I-I think we ought to call it a night.
Wow.
I am really sorry about your back, Mr.
B.
Yeah, man, you should get some rest.
Yeah.
So you're ready for next week.
Yes! All right.
I'm sorry I got carried away, baby.
How's your back? It's fine.
I just faked it so we can have time alone.
You did that for us? Yeah.
What's wrong with you? We could have won.
Hey! Get back here! It's not over.
Thanks for getting me out of The Claw.
No problem, but I still don't understand how Nadine got you in there.
Raven, she can do things.
Scary things.
I want to go home.
Corey, we can't go home, okay? I had a vision, and we can't leave until it comes true.
Your vision, your problem.
Corey! Corey?! Corey, listen, um, the The vision was that Devon was going to kiss me during the Pizza Pal show.
Don't gross me out with your love life.
I know you don't understand now, okay? But I really, really like him.
And this might be my only chance.
Oh, I understand smooching.
I just don't understand why somebody would want to smooch with you.
But if it's that important to you, I'll help out.
Thanks, little bro.
You are the best.
I know.
You'll be getting my bill.
All right, you guys.
Time for the Pizza Pal show.
Oh, sorry.
Show's canceled.
No.
It can't be canceled.
Sorry, but we're having some technical difficulties with our pirate.
No! Not Captain Pepperoni.
He's my favorite.
Mine, too.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
You don't understand, okay? The show must go on.
It's the robot and the teddy bear and Think of the children.
Okay.
Here's the deal.
I'm really tired, I've just worked a double shift, the pirate's leaking oil, so back up off me! Awesome.
I did not put up with all this to not get my kiss.
Devvy, I want to go home.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Rae, but she was really looking forward to the show.
No, wait, wait, wait Stay.
Wait a second.
Okay, the show is going to go on, whatever it takes.
I'm going to make sure they put the pep back in Captain Pepperoni.
So, stay.
Don't move.
This is boring.
If there's no show, I want to go home.
Okay, Deeny.
Just let me say good-bye to Raven first.
Why? She probably already left.
She doesn't care about us.
Oh, trust me, she cares.
Look, Deeny-- the Pizza Pals show is going on.
Hey, kids, here comes Captain Pepperoni and his animatronic pizza pals.
Man, is she desperate.
Pizza Pals, Pizza Pals Guys and gals of the Pizza Pals Fortified with extra cheese Two for ten dollars, this week only.
And the super big sodies There's something weird about Captain Pepperoni.
Oh, you have no idea.
And you'll always be our favorite Pizza Pals.
Hey.
That's Raven.
Corey, what is she doing up there? Raven didn't want you to leave 'cause she really likes you.
Raven really likes me? Man, you got a lot to learn about the ladies.
Raven.
Yes, Devon.
Are you okay? Never better.
Good.
I mean, 'cause you hit the deck pretty hard.
I mean, what were you thinking going up there? Yeah.
What was I thinking? But I'm glad you're okay.
that was for, uh, being nice to my sister.
You got any more sisters? Kind of makes you sick, doesn't it? Don't get me started.
We used to have fun until girls started liking Devon.
Now, I barely get to hang out with him.
So, are you going to make Raven's life miserable every chance you get? That's the plan.
It's going to fun working with you.
Hey, y'all.
Hey.
Hey.
She's still smiling.
She must have had fun with Devon.
Yeah, but was it worth missing Contwingo? It was awesome! We took our relationship to a whole new level.
Oh, hey, Devon.
Hey, Raven.
Later.
You see? Yeah!