Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s02e06 Episode Script
Slow Love
Beemo, turn the music down.
Beemo, turn it down! Come on, beemo! You're messing up my game! Hey, dude, can I borrow that - paper? Mm-hmm.
Bad computer! No! No! Now go sit in the corner and think about your life.
Snail attack! Aaaaaah! Oof! - Oh, sick! - Ugh! Dude, how do you fight a snail?! Hold on! I got this! Don't make me use this, man! Salt?! But I heard you guys were heroes.
We are heroes.
We thought you were trying to attack us.
Why'd you break in here all mad, squirting that juice all over us? It's not mad juice.
It's sad juice.
My name's snorlock, and I'm sa-a-a-a-d! Stop squirting slime! Just tell us what's wrong! I need a girlfriend.
- I have no one to love.
- Jake, hero huddle.
What do you think? I think our house is all jacked up.
Yeah, but he's just an innocent goober looking for - love.
- Yeah.
Okay, let's help him.
But he's got to lay off the - house.
- Right! All right, man.
We'll help you hook up as long as you -- yay! Whoa! Aaah! - Lay off the house, man! - You guys won't help me? All right! All right! We'll help you, dude! Just put our house back! Okay! - Right after I get a girlfriend.
- Aw! All right, you big crazy.
It's a deal.
Jake, what time is it? I don't know, but you're probably gonna say Lady time! F okay, snorlock, iyouf want a lady, you have to be yourself.
How do I be myself? Uh, how does he be himself, Jake? Just do whatever you want, man, as long as it comes from the inside.
Like sad juice? - No! - You keep that stuff inside you, brother.
You just got to talk to 'em.
- Oh.
I never done that.
- Finn, you see any hot - mamas? - Um - Bam! - Go talk to her! Go talk to her! Okay.
Oh! Hello.
Hi.
Mm.
You seem like a reasonable male.
We should go to a movie - sometime.
- He's got this.
Yeah.
Uh I like old movies.
Uh, uh, uh Um, are you okay? Aaaaaaaaah! - Girlfriend! Girlfriend! - Aaah! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! - Girlfriend! Girlfriend! - Dude! Our house! - We got to do something! - Relax.
I got it.
Snorlock! Hey, snorlock.
You okay, buddy? Went a little nuts there, guy.
You got to get that under control, 'cause you're scaring ladies and jacking up our house.
I'm sorry.
Are you gonna leave me? Aw, who could leave you? - Come here, you big hot mess.
- Break it up, you two! - We have ladies to attend to! - Yeah, the ladies.
- Talking to ladies is hard.
- No, it's not.
Check it out, snorlock.
Finn, you be the guy snail, and - I'll beThe chick snail.
- Ugh! Gross, Jake! Come on, man.
We're just pretending.
Do it for love.
Okay.
I'll do it for this guy.
- What's up, lady snail? Well, I'm just sitting here thinking about mating with - snails.
- No! I can't do this, man! I am out! I'll mate with you.
We're just role playing, buddy.
- Aww.
- Here, Finn.
This time you be the chick and I'll be the snail dude.
Hey, baby.
What's up? Uh -- wha?! Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm! Girl, you smell good.
Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? - Say "yes"! - Say "- yes"! - Say "yes"! Say "yes"! - Okay! Yes! - See, snorlock? Talking to ladies is easy.
Just act like me.
UhGirl, you smell good.
You can smell me? May I smell you more? Uh, okay.
Cupcakes.
Uh, I have to go.
Did you take a bath? Don't ever talk to me again.
Please don't go! Don't go! - Aww.
- Aw, it's okay, buddy.
Come here and give us a hug.
Man, I wish you guys were - ladies.
- Uh Stay focused, snorlock.
You have any cool talents that ladies might like? No.
Um Hey, Finn, teach him how to use swords.
The princesses always love this - one.
- Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! - Yaaaah! Hyah! - Do you think you can do that, snorlock? I don't know.
Hmm.
Maybe you're musical.
Can you do this? Try doing all that.
Hmm.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! My word, Eleanor! What is that alluring sound? - I have no idea.
- Yeah, snorlock! - Show us that talent! Whoo-hoo! Oh, my! What is that? What is that wonderful sound? Do I see swords? Jake, these chicks look pretty serious.
Let's just let snorlock do his thing.
Go to it, buddy! Ohh! Ooh! - Ahh.
- Look at him go! - Bringing in the ladies.
- Uh, he's bringing in a lot of ladies.
Mm! Beep! Snorlock! These ladies are ruining our tree house! Stop! - Whoa! - Wedge, dude! It's no use, man.
It's stuck with snail slime.
Wha?! Finn! Aah! How are we gonna get our house back? Salt?! - Dude, I'm going in.
- Wha?! Jake! No! - You'll get slimed or grinded on! Hmph! Snorlock, I'm gonna give you till the count of three, mister! One Two Three! Fine.
I didn't want to have to do this.
Aaaaaah! Ow! Ow! Owwwwwww! Oh, my gosh.
He's naked.
What? I'm naked? - But I've never had a shell.
- Snorlock, you never had a shell? That means you're not naked.
You're a slug.
Me, a slug? Yeah, man.
That's why you have trouble with snail chicks.
You need slug chicks.
I don't know any slug chicks.
Actually, I-I'm not really a snail.
I'm a slug.
My shell's made of peppermint.
- That's gross! - I don't know why they have to make out so close to our house.
I don't know.
Come on.
Let's finish rebuilding it.
I got some ear plugs you can borrow.
Where's that music coming from? - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Beemo! Get over here and help us rebuild the tree house.
Yeah.
You live here, too! Oh, beemo!
Beemo, turn it down! Come on, beemo! You're messing up my game! Hey, dude, can I borrow that - paper? Mm-hmm.
Bad computer! No! No! Now go sit in the corner and think about your life.
Snail attack! Aaaaaah! Oof! - Oh, sick! - Ugh! Dude, how do you fight a snail?! Hold on! I got this! Don't make me use this, man! Salt?! But I heard you guys were heroes.
We are heroes.
We thought you were trying to attack us.
Why'd you break in here all mad, squirting that juice all over us? It's not mad juice.
It's sad juice.
My name's snorlock, and I'm sa-a-a-a-d! Stop squirting slime! Just tell us what's wrong! I need a girlfriend.
- I have no one to love.
- Jake, hero huddle.
What do you think? I think our house is all jacked up.
Yeah, but he's just an innocent goober looking for - love.
- Yeah.
Okay, let's help him.
But he's got to lay off the - house.
- Right! All right, man.
We'll help you hook up as long as you -- yay! Whoa! Aaah! - Lay off the house, man! - You guys won't help me? All right! All right! We'll help you, dude! Just put our house back! Okay! - Right after I get a girlfriend.
- Aw! All right, you big crazy.
It's a deal.
Jake, what time is it? I don't know, but you're probably gonna say Lady time! F okay, snorlock, iyouf want a lady, you have to be yourself.
How do I be myself? Uh, how does he be himself, Jake? Just do whatever you want, man, as long as it comes from the inside.
Like sad juice? - No! - You keep that stuff inside you, brother.
You just got to talk to 'em.
- Oh.
I never done that.
- Finn, you see any hot - mamas? - Um - Bam! - Go talk to her! Go talk to her! Okay.
Oh! Hello.
Hi.
Mm.
You seem like a reasonable male.
We should go to a movie - sometime.
- He's got this.
Yeah.
Uh I like old movies.
Uh, uh, uh Um, are you okay? Aaaaaaaaah! - Girlfriend! Girlfriend! - Aaah! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! Girlfriend! - Girlfriend! Girlfriend! - Dude! Our house! - We got to do something! - Relax.
I got it.
Snorlock! Hey, snorlock.
You okay, buddy? Went a little nuts there, guy.
You got to get that under control, 'cause you're scaring ladies and jacking up our house.
I'm sorry.
Are you gonna leave me? Aw, who could leave you? - Come here, you big hot mess.
- Break it up, you two! - We have ladies to attend to! - Yeah, the ladies.
- Talking to ladies is hard.
- No, it's not.
Check it out, snorlock.
Finn, you be the guy snail, and - I'll beThe chick snail.
- Ugh! Gross, Jake! Come on, man.
We're just pretending.
Do it for love.
Okay.
I'll do it for this guy.
- What's up, lady snail? Well, I'm just sitting here thinking about mating with - snails.
- No! I can't do this, man! I am out! I'll mate with you.
We're just role playing, buddy.
- Aww.
- Here, Finn.
This time you be the chick and I'll be the snail dude.
Hey, baby.
What's up? Uh -- wha?! Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm! Girl, you smell good.
Did you take a bath in rainbows and cupcakes? - Say "yes"! - Say "- yes"! - Say "yes"! Say "yes"! - Okay! Yes! - See, snorlock? Talking to ladies is easy.
Just act like me.
UhGirl, you smell good.
You can smell me? May I smell you more? Uh, okay.
Cupcakes.
Uh, I have to go.
Did you take a bath? Don't ever talk to me again.
Please don't go! Don't go! - Aww.
- Aw, it's okay, buddy.
Come here and give us a hug.
Man, I wish you guys were - ladies.
- Uh Stay focused, snorlock.
You have any cool talents that ladies might like? No.
Um Hey, Finn, teach him how to use swords.
The princesses always love this - one.
- Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! - Yaaaah! Hyah! - Do you think you can do that, snorlock? I don't know.
Hmm.
Maybe you're musical.
Can you do this? Try doing all that.
Hmm.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! My word, Eleanor! What is that alluring sound? - I have no idea.
- Yeah, snorlock! - Show us that talent! Whoo-hoo! Oh, my! What is that? What is that wonderful sound? Do I see swords? Jake, these chicks look pretty serious.
Let's just let snorlock do his thing.
Go to it, buddy! Ohh! Ooh! - Ahh.
- Look at him go! - Bringing in the ladies.
- Uh, he's bringing in a lot of ladies.
Mm! Beep! Snorlock! These ladies are ruining our tree house! Stop! - Whoa! - Wedge, dude! It's no use, man.
It's stuck with snail slime.
Wha?! Finn! Aah! How are we gonna get our house back? Salt?! - Dude, I'm going in.
- Wha?! Jake! No! - You'll get slimed or grinded on! Hmph! Snorlock, I'm gonna give you till the count of three, mister! One Two Three! Fine.
I didn't want to have to do this.
Aaaaaah! Ow! Ow! Owwwwwww! Oh, my gosh.
He's naked.
What? I'm naked? - But I've never had a shell.
- Snorlock, you never had a shell? That means you're not naked.
You're a slug.
Me, a slug? Yeah, man.
That's why you have trouble with snail chicks.
You need slug chicks.
I don't know any slug chicks.
Actually, I-I'm not really a snail.
I'm a slug.
My shell's made of peppermint.
- That's gross! - I don't know why they have to make out so close to our house.
I don't know.
Come on.
Let's finish rebuilding it.
I got some ear plugs you can borrow.
Where's that music coming from? - Go! Go! Go! Go! - Beemo! Get over here and help us rebuild the tree house.
Yeah.
You live here, too! Oh, beemo!