Arab Maklum (2023) s02e06 Episode Script

1
Don't do that again.
-It doesn't matter.
-Poor them.
They won't understand.
It's not like that.
Everyone is happy, aren't they?
Huh?
Assalamu alaikum, Uncle and Auntie.
-Waalaikumsalam.
-Aba, Umi.
-Hey, Ezhar.
-Aba.
Hey, what are you doing?
Just greetings.
You're getting ahead of yourself.
Why is he here anyway?
I don't know.
He is Vanya's nephew.
So what's the matter?
Are you Ezra?
It's Ezhar, Uncle Aseng.
Do you want to eat?
Just take it, but pay me first.
I'm good, Uncle.
I'm here just to visit with
Mumu?
What's your last name?
It's Shahab, Ba.
Shahab?
Shahab?
Your ex has the same last name.
The one who lives in Aceh
and became an official.
What was his name?
Mukhlis! Yes, Mukhlis Shahab!
He's my father.
What? You're his son?
Mashallah! What are you up to these days?
I'm doing my master's degree.
How about Mu
I mean, how's your father?
And your mother?
My mother died long ago.
My father has been a widower
for some time.
I want him to marry again.
I think he agrees with me.
HELLO BALI
Aba.
Just "mm"?
What's wrong? Sulking?
Aba? Umi?
Yeah, Sa?
Can I come in, please?
Yes, come in.
Aba, Umi.
Ezhar has invited us
to go on a trip together tomorrow.
Do you want to come?
-Sure.
-Nope.
Well, if Aba doesn't come,
I won't come either.
Umi, if you want to go, that's okay.
Is it okay if I go?
Yes, that's okay. Why wouldn't it be?
Just go with Sasa then.
You sure?
Yes, I am.
Thank you, Ba.
Ba
Geez.
You just look away.
Hey.
This is Bali, you know.
Shall we do "farming" tonight?
Nope.
The rice is already soft.
How is that possible?
Let's play checkers or something.
You're no fun, you know!
Let's just sleep.
What a plume!
It's difficult.
I can't.
Id.
I can do it. It's not difficult.
It's not about diving, you know!
It's a serious matter, Id.
It's serious, Mud.
It's a matter of your life and death.
Only for you, not for us.
That's right.
But that's true anyway.
There's only one thing I'm afraid of.
-LLLIBA.
-What's LLLIBA?
Long lost love in bloom again.
You're right!
The problem is,
the potential for this to
happen is big, Mud.
Because if we compare you and him
in terms of looks and money
Wow, he's far, far ahead.
Pardon me for saying this, Mud,
but if you were not my buddy,
I'd tell you to give up.
This is too hard to be taken care of.
-Don't be like that.
-It's true.
But Mumu wins in every area, right?
-Nope.
-I think so.
-Nope.
-Lying is a sin.
Well, it's true, Mud.
-He's rich.
-Hey.
I'm still able to kick both
of your asses, you know!
What I mean is, what should we do?
Just relax.
Don't be upset just now.
We're here for you.
Tonight, we will try
to think of a solution.
Let's figure out a strategy to beat Mumu,
even though it will be hard.
Yeesh.
How is it?
Where have you been?
Oh my goodness.
You've been chatting since I dived in
and still haven't got any results?
Do you have any ideas?
Any thoughts?
I've got an idea.
Let's spy on them.
How?
-Here is where they go to pray.
-Right.
-Oh, it's a place to pray?
-Yes, it is.
-Oh.
-I think.
I've never gone this way
in my entire life.
Awesome.
This place is very famous
for its cleanliness.
See? There's no rubbish at all, right?
And then, the building itself,
it's so unique, right?
See?
It's really unique.
So the residential buildings
of the residents
all blend together
with these unique buildings.
Because they
Because they still have
very strong traditions,
and those carry over
into their daily lives.
Oh, so can we come in here?
Yes, we can. There is a place to shop too.
Wait a minute.
What's wrong, Umi?
What is it, La?
I feel like I've seen him before.
Where?
He looks like a pickpocket
from the city, doesn't he?
Just check your belongings.
They're safe.
Just don't bother him.
What's his problem?
He keeps bumping into people.
It turns out that something
is being sold there.
There's no way I'm a pickpocket.
Not when I'm this handsome.
Deer One, checking in. Deer One.
Deer One.
Deer!
Burhan, can you answer?
Ugh, you dummy!
I'm Camel and you're Deer.
Aren't I Camel?
Ugh, damn.
Let's just start over.
Camel One, checking in.
Deer One, reporting.
The target has passed the post. Over.
Ah, nice.
Copy that.
Camel, standby.
Good!
Turns out it's very clean here.
It's so nice.
There's no rubbish. It's nice!
From top to bottom and back again,
everything is the same.
There's no difference.
Whoa!
That's nice.
Gotta take a photo first.
The lens cap is still on.
What have I been doing all this time?
There's no battery either.
Geez, Said!
I'm just an amateur spy.
And then?
That's it.
After that, they went through to Post Two.
That's Burhan's post.
Han!
And then what?
Initially, there were four of them.
Four.
One, two, three, four.
Four.
Three?
Four.
-Let me tell the story!
-Four.
Initially, there were four of them.
Then they separated into two groups.
It's great, right?
-Sa.
-Yeah?
Look over there.
Traditional houses are nice, aren't they?
Look here, La. It's the largest.
Go on.
Go on how?
So, what's going on now
with Mumu and Laela?
I told you. At first,
there were four of them.
They split up, and then it was just two.
-Umi.
-Yes?
I'll go over there for a moment, okay?
Okay then.
-Ba.
-Be careful.
Excuse me.
Let's go, Sa.
-Sure.
-Let's go.
Let's go, you first.
I already know about those two.
Said told me.
So, what happened next?
Ya Allah.
Well, they ended up together.
I mean, a man and a woman alone together.
You get it, right? I bet you don't.
No, I don't get it.
Fine, I'll explain in detail.
They were a group of four at first.
Then they split up.
There were two remaining.
Just Mumu and Laela.
You know, a man and a woman
alone together.
What do you think they did?
They made handicrafts.
Well, this one, La.
I want to introduce you to how
a special craft is done here.
It's called Keben craft.
-"Keben"? What's that?
-Look at it.
It's an offering basket used for prayers.
This is one.
Here's an example.
This is an offering basket
used for prayer.
-Would you like to try it?
-Please.
Yes, please.
Please.
Go on, try it.
-Here?
-Yes, please.
This is yellow.
This is green.
All right.
Here's the tool.
You can color it however you like.
Oh, I see.
-All good?
-Yes.
-I'll leave for a bit, okay?
-Yes, okay.
Thank you.
La, what colors do you want to mix?
Eh? Acha, acha!
Yeah.
Kaise banaana, he?
You can speak Indian?
I love watching Bollywood
while ironing at home.
Tumhere padose lagate ho.
He's just like my neighbor.
Neighbor? No.
Nehi he.
Acha, kuch, kuch, hota hai.
All right then.
Just ignore him.
Camel reporting
Hey, Camel reporting.
Hello, Camel. Panda checking in.
I want to tell you that the target is
already heading to Post Three.
Over, Panda.
Huh? You haven't gone yet?
Hurry up!
Just chill!
Take it slow. Everything is fine with me.
You just have to wait, okay?
Fine.
Nice! Good.
And? What else?
What else? What do you mean? That's it.
I only got to that point in my post.
The rest of it shifted
to Aseng's position.
Ask him.
How was it, Seng?
That's all you can ask?
Geez, that guy!
"They're about to go," he said.
But where?
I'll claw your face off!
Where are they?
He said they'd be going soon.
It's rained and become fine again
since he said it.
I'm hungry.
If I'd known it would be like this,
I'd have eaten that pork earlier. Damn it!
Huh?
This is the bamboo forest.
Oh, do you think
Doraemon got his bamboo propeller
from here?
Aw, come on.
-What's going on here?
-This place is good.
It's cool here.
There are those that are thick
and also those that are thin.
What is it?
This bamboo only exists here I think.
Don't you think there's
something strange about this guy?
Oh, but this is not strange.
This is not strange.
It's a common thing here.
So, what happened next?
Well
So
Bamboo is stronger than steel,
did you know that?
It can withstand earthquakes
and it produces 30% oxygen.
It's more powerful than other trees.
Why are we talking about bamboo trees?
What about Mumu and Laela?
Mumu and Lela were standing
near the bamboo.
See? He sounds just like Aseng.
Oh my.
No, no, this can't be it.
It's different, you know.
Is that how Aseng sounds?
Not really.
Yes, that's right.
Why would Aseng be
researching bamboo anyway?
Does he want to be Nobita?
Yes, why is this here anyway?
-It's not gonna be him.
-Let's just go on.
Astagfirullahaladzim.
Deer, Camel, checking in.
Hello? Hello? Deer? Camel?
Pig!
Is there any other information?
Yes, so bamboo is panda food,
and what people eat
is called bamboo shoots.
Well, that bamboo shoot
turned out to be from bamboo.
I just found that out, Mud.
Ya Allah, Seng!
What were they talking about? What?
What are you talking about?
Ya Allah!
Mumu and Lela.
What were they talking about?
Oh, you mean what did
Mumu and Laela talk about?
Yes.
Geez, be clear about it.
You guys are just going in circles.
What was it, Han?
Me?
It's complicated, Mud.
I'll tell you, okay? It's tough for you.
So what about it, Id?
-Why me?
-Go.
Why is it me?
-Just be quick about it.
-Come on!
Hey, what's going, on?
What did they say, Id?
-Are you sure it should be me?
-Just do it.
-You sure?
-Yes.
Ya Allah!
Just get straight to the point.
Don't beat around the bush!
Come on, please tell the story.
All right.
But I need to apologize first.
This is hard.
So
Because I was accompanied by a loved one.
Mumu recently told me.
He said they were an old friend
that he had known
for 20 years.
Just calm down, Mud.
I've assigned my best agents
and I've also invited
the key witnesses to their affair.
There are several principles
to tailing someone.
We must know the characteristics
of the car we are following.
Color. Brand. License plate.
Like in front of us.
The color is black.
There is wood.
There are two people drinking ice.
We have to know that.
La.
I want to have a serious talk with you.
We've looked for them everywhere.
We can't find them either.
I was suspicious. I think they
already left at the beach.
So what now, Han?
You're asking me. Then who should I ask?
Me!
Me! Me! Ask me!
I got it wrong again, stupid!
-Oh, it's very hot.
-Oh my God, it's smoke!
-We'll cut it for now.
-Astagfirullahaladzim!
Ya Allah, the dust.
Move forward, please.
There's smoke here!
Ya Allah, the smoke.
Koh! How are you?
-Let's repeat it.
-What a mess.
Here, hear me out.
It's wrong.
-No, you have to duck after this, right?
-Yeah, I forgot.
Okay. Let's cut this first. Cut it.
I can provide a good session
He made it up.
I got hurt here.
-You got hit?
-Yeah.
I've brought my squad to bust you here.
Right, Meira, Jenab?
Cut! You forgot your dialogue?
Yes.
Ya Allah.
What should it be?
-They're too fast, huh?
-Yes, too fast. Sorry.
-Your bird, your bird is pecking around!
-See?
-See? Our head's gotten too tilted!
-Why is it like this?
What happened to your bird, Seng?
Wait up, my knee hurts!
-What? You got a bird in your knee?
-My knee?
Is there a bird in your knee?
Your bird has a knee?
-Hold it for a sec. I need to pee, Seng.
-Don't come near me!
-Chandra
-Not yet, not yet!
Let's go, Ci.
Let's go, Ci.
Put on your sandals.
Let me tell you. You have to
Wrong.
Here I got
Ugh! It's too far.
Hold up, sir!
It was too far.
The motifs are whales or rabbits.
Up to you.
What matters is that your wife
will be happy and
-Bu
-have a good relationship
I'm so tired.
Allah!
You said, "Let me just stay
at the villa, I'm tired."
Yeah, I'm busy taking pics
Sometimes, there's a coconut seller.
-Wait a minute, why this car is still off?
-Later, I'll turn it on.
You want to go there? For real?
When we're just about to leave?
-Hey, you just said "pout."
-What the heck?
-Cut it now. Cut, cut.
-The reverse gear is up!
I got sore legs, Id.
This got off and latched onto me.
See?
Gotta trust in Aba.
Enough, Koh. Don't keep adding it up.
Look, Aba got aroused.
I forgot I had a father.
Everyone here is happy, right?
I got it wrong again,
I'm such a dummy, sorry!
-Don't laugh, you moron!
-He's blushing!
Come on! You moron.
Holy crap
-Just shut up, Robert!
-We'll try it again.
Cut!
-It takes so long
-What took you so long?
So cool, right?
For your attention, we have been cut
It's getting darker here.
I'm getting scared too.
Your pork dish is stinky!
I cook pork to be eaten,
not to be sniffed!
Did you sniff it?
What kind of satay is this?
There's a hair on it.
You're happy, right?
-No.
-Your eyes are all flir
No, he's just pretending, Bli.
-That's my bestie when it comes to acting.
-We're about to go, bro.
Pura-pura? You know it's Bali.
-It's a temple!
-It's Pura!
Aw, come on.
Don't panic.
Slander is crueler than what, Auntie?
Fikri!
Just stay still. Don't move.
We're in Bali. It would be
a hassle to do a funeral.
"It would be a hassle," she said.
Laela.
Don't poop here! I'm telling you!
Don't poop here! I'm telling you!
He looks very constipated.
What the hell?
We just started playing
and we're already being asked to leave.
The tour guide is weird and terrible.
He couldn't even plan this!
Hey. Are you talking about me?
-I should have
-I just can't
It's weird!