Brotherhood s02e06 Episode Script

Previously on brotherhood: I'll leave.
You don't get to leave.
I am not gonna sacrifice myself on the altar of tom caffee's unrelenting hatred, whatever my sins.
He's sick, rose, and he's not gonna get any better.
I haven't changed, you know.
I'm just the same as I Heads up, it's the mayor.
You're looking very electable.
I think there is a way I can lend you some of the hispanic vote, including 30% of my district.
I thought it was a church group.
It's blue.
I'm pregnant.
You cost me money.
I'm taking 50 percent of mulligan's off the top.
You can't do that.
I do whatever the fuck I wanna do.
You're gonna become freddie cork's dirty cop, giggs.
don't fuck with freddie cork! Don't fuck with moe riley! And don't fuck with the rhode island state police! oh my god.
proudly presents Brotherhood Season02 Episode06 Don't wait up, okay? I'll be late.
Oh, you need me to drive you somewhere? I'm taking the pills.
I'm not an invalid.
- Yeah, but didn't they say - I'm driving.
I gotta sort through all this junk.
Why don't you just box it all up and I'll take it to goodwill.
Okay.
It's a nice little room for a baby, don't you think? Yeah.
It's got a window, good light comin' in.
It needs a coat of paint.
What color? Oh shit, I don't know about colors.
Wanna come with me to look at swatches? Yeah, okay.
You okay? Yeah.
Yeah, I'm great.
I'm excited.
Me too.
Okay, gotta go.
Okay.
- See you later.
- Okay.
Lila, noni, fifteen more minutes! You have to pick 'em up tomorrow.
Can't you do it? No.
I have a thing.
I t old you a week ago.
And stop by aunt katie's, would you? She says her air conditioner's broken.
heads up.
We got a car.
all right, we're good.
Go.
So who's place are we torching? What made you such a nosy motherfucker? Nothin'.
I just want to know what he did to des iveT.
Nothin'.
It's mine.
For what? Insurance money? go.
Come on, let's go! Come on! Michael, come on.
You all right? Come on, man! - You drive.
- Me? Yeah, I wanna enjoy the view.
Fuck sake.
It's my birthday, people! It's my birthday party, not yours! You baptized your kids , right? Yeah, of course I baptized my kids.
So what? You believe in god? No.
Well, then why do it? 'Cause I'm a catholic.
That's what catholics do; you baptize your kids.
- What the fuckis with you? - Nothin'.
I was just, you know, just thinkin' about stuff.
Well, answer me this: Why the fuck am I sitting here watching tv with you when I could be upstairs getting my dick sucked by one of those broads? 'Cause you'd rather fuck a watermelon than one of those girls.
no, not hardly.
It's because I'm married, and being married comes with rules: I can look but I can't touch.
what the fuck is taking these clowns so long? Hey! Come on, let's go!I'm hungry! De cco! Hey, hey, hey! - Decco! - Fuckin' get up.
Decco.
Take him upstairs and put him in one of the rooms.
Don't let me see him behind the wheel of a car.
Fuck you.
I'm a fuckin' cop.
Hey, brendan, come here.
Yeah? Some fuckin' banker you turned out to be.
What? I'm not getting a proper return on the money you're laundering for me.
80 cents on the dollar, that's what you said.
The restaurant I'm washing it through over in woonsocket, their roof caved in last winter.
I don't give a fuck about that.
I'm not in the restaurant business.
I want my 80 cents on the dollar.
I can't give you 80 cents to the dollar without cutting into my end.
I'm the guy taking all the risks.
Take it out of michael's end.
What t he fuckare you talkin' about? You get your full 80 cents, he cuts into my share, I'm in for like fuckin' nothin'.
Sometimes life's cruel.
Get up, man.
will you be my wife? no, fuckin' wifey.
there you go.
what? It works.
You fixed it? You turned it off.
What? You are you getting enough to eat? Who are you again? I'm tommy caffee, eileen mcgaffin's husband.
Eileen.
Why didn't you bring eileen? Where's eileen? She sends her best.
Now listen, those - those men on the corner, are they bothering you? oh, they call me names.
they steal my purse.
They they steal my groceries.
wait here.
What? look at all the work! You shouldn't have done that! You ladies are worth it.
- You are absolutely worth it.
- Doesn't that smell great? Ooh, is that tabouli? And baba ganoush.
And lettuce.
How are things with youand tommy these days? Fine.
He works too hard, but he always makes time to be with the kids.
How's phillip? Last n ight he wanteda blow job.
Oh here we go.
I told him I'd jerk him off, but I'm not putting my mouth on that thing! It's like a giant hairball! I'm lucky, judd only wants it once a year.
On christmas eve.
I drin k a bottleof chardonnay.
I don't feel a thing.
Harry wants it about twice a year.
The good news is it never takes more than five minutes.
Oh my god.
Reggie wants it all the time.
All the time.
It's a ritual.
- Candles, billy joel, foot massages - billy joel? I hate it.
I hate it.
I can't stand it.
And the amazing thing is he thinks I like it.
Oh my god.
Isn't that the way though? Let's here it for us.
Thanks for a wonderful lunch.
cheers.
Happy days.
- Bye, thank you.
- Okay, sweetie, see you later.
Drive carefully you guys, okay? - It's supposed to rain.
- Okay.
- Bye! - Bye bye! Is there a wo man out there who actually likes her husband? Apparently not.
Do you? Yes.
Though sometimes I think the only reason tommy and I are still together is because of the kids.
Oh geez, I thought you were one of the lucky ones.
I don't feel lucky.
I feel exhausted.
That's 'cause you're married.
Men are all ridiculous anyway.
You look gorgeous.
Where's the honey? Top shelf, to your left.
I went down to th e lower end today to visit a constituent - and there were drug dealers on a corner, out in the open.
- Tommy? That kind of talk? That's for your wife.
Right.
Sorry.
thanks.
This is really nice.
What's nice? This.
Nice? Yeah.
Nice.
We don't have nice, tommy.
Nice is wedding rings and little brats running around.
Nice is "we have a future together.
" I meant it just feels nice being here.
That's all.
what we have, tommy, is not nice.
What we have is fucking.
What we have is not giving a shit.
Period.
Okay, you're right.
I'm sorry.
It's not nice.
It's just naughty, naughty fun.
ralph.
I'm about to make you a hero.
No.
You're about to give me a headache.
Don't be so cynical.
Hear me out.
I'm gonna regret this, but go ahead.
I'm gonna give you enough to put freddie cork away for a long, long time.
Bullshit! Nope.
Why don't you give this this to declan? He's your friend.
Declan's fucked up.
And he's too close to freddie.
You are a slippery eel, you know that? What's the matter? Don't you wanna be a hero? Of cou rse I wantto be a hero.
I also wanna be rich, lose some weight, and have a wife who loves me.
It was embarrassing.
I finally screwed up my nerve and I said, "can I help you, frank?" he turned so red and that's when I realized he'd been flirting with me.
Frank gallagher is a very good plumber.
I was talking about his son frank jr.
, Evelyn.
That's the whole point of the story.
Have you not even been listening? Young men still find me attractive.
That's because you look much younger than your age, rose.
evelyn? I uh what's the m atterwith her? Evelyn! evelyn! - Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey, tommy .
- Hey.
You eatin' one of our hot dogs? You're taking your life in your hands there.
it's good to see you.
You slummin'? You know those drug dealers on clancy and lafayette? You got anything to do with them? Why would you ask? Of course not.
Are you sure? They're dominicans.
Why? They causing you trouble? Want me to take care of it? So if they were to disappear, you'd be fine with that? Yeah, I'd be fine.
I mean, they're a fucking blight.
How's kath? Yeah, she's good.
You two gonn a makea go of it or I don't know.
I hope so.
I thin k kath's the best thingin your life, mike.
I gotta go.
What's this? Take your fuckin' money.
Don't be an idiot.
Hey, come here, let me ask you somethin'.
- You baptized lila and noni, right? - Yeah.
Same place a s mary-roseat um st.
Bernard's? Yeah.
Why? No, just it's good.
I mean kids should be baptized, you think? - Of course.
- Yeah.
Good night, father michael.
How was lunch with the ladies? It was interesting.
They told some pretty depressing stories about sex with their husbands.
It seems they don't like it much.
Yeah, well, their husbands probably don't like it much either.
you know, I know this guy that sleeps with someone every time he goes out of town on business.
He picks them up from a bar.
You know what he said? He said, "they mi ght be dumbas door posts, but at least they look me in the eye when we fuck.
" There's a bunch guys had mistresses almost as long as they've had wives.
Yeah, one guy, he pays a college student to take care of him once a week.
The knife cuts both ways.
Do you have a college student or a mistress or whatever? No.
Would you tell me if you did? No.
Why not? What's the point? Honesty.
Overrated.
Dr.
Hannigan, please call the nurse's station.
Dr.
Hannigan, please call the nurse's station.
Oh, rose.
She had a stroke.
Can you believe it? She was only a couple years older than us.
aren't those roses gorgeous? I need A a vase.
They tried operating to relieve the pressure or something, but the doctor said that uh it was too late.
There's nothing that they could do.
They've got her hooked up to this machine to keep her alive.
she's not gonna make it.
Oh pish.
Do n't believe everythingdoctors say.
She just needs a bit of peace and quiet; a little rest.
Rose, we're the only familyshe's got.
We're we're listed in her will.
We have to sign the papers so that they can unplug her from the machine.
we will do no such thing.
Have you lost your mind? I have to get home.
I'm helping eileen clean out her refrigerator.
Call me when she wakes up.
Hello partner.
Do I know you? So michael caffee and his idiot cousin colin burned down a used car lot on argyle for freddie cork.
Close the door.
I think you're confused, detective.
Michael caffee couldn't have been there.
actually, I'm pretty sure that he was.
Michael caffee has agreed to become a T.
E.
C.
Informant.
So while his cousinwas there, no doubt under orders from freddie cork, there's no way michael caffee could have been at that used car lot.
Michael promised to deliver freddie? Yes.
giggs! If freddie gets wind of anything we're doing, if anything goes wrong, I'll know who told him.
What's the matter with you? I'm a fucking cop, for christ sakes! Can I say something to you? Make any difference if I say no? You should be freddie, I should be you, and freddie should be face down in fresh concrete.
Don't worry yourself about freddie.
It's wrong the way he treats you.
He shows you no respect.
You're twice the businessman he is.
Not anymore, but I was.
Without this thing, couldn't remember my mother.
Listen, freddie- Listen, it's not your place to tell me when to move on people, all right? I do stuff in my own good time, when I want to, how I want to.
I don't want to hear another fuckin' word about it.
Sorry, "boss.
" You scared of him? You watch your fuckin' mouth.
It is astounding what people will wear.
How's your friend evelyn, grandma? Oh, she's fine.
I saw the ambulance.
you like? What's wrong with it? It's weird.
Oh, it's sexy.
This would look good on me, huh? Grandma! What? Nothin' wrong with sexy.
You want the boys to notice you, don't you? Hmm? Well, maybe you're right.
We can do better, hm? While I'm on the subject, if you even suspect that there's something less than admirable about a man, you can be sure it's true.
hell-O.
Now if bring up the hem and we take it in here, and then with heels and tights and a little makeup oh honey, you can't let your mother see this dress.
She's a bit of a prude, isn't she? Mmm, well.
You're more like me - a sassy thing! but when would I wear it? Well, let me see.
You could keep it at my house and then if you have a prom or a formal occasion, you can pop in and change.
Us girls have to stick together.
grandma, if you were my age, you'd be such a hipster.
I'm sorry, honey, you know this dress doesn't really work.
You just don't have the bust for it yet.
We get a lot of calls on this stuff, but it's the nature of the times.
We'd like to do something about those bangers down on clancy, but I'm stretched too thin as it is.
Oh, come on, these guys are openly selling drugs, right in the middle of the day.
That's amusing, your concern.
Why don't you ask your brother to help? - At least it'd be irish kids - my brother's got nothing to do with it.
I'll tell you what.
I'll send a cruiser by once in a while, put a scare into the bastards.
That's not enough, nick, and you know it.
I'm sorry.
We need help.
Okay, specifically, what do you need? Twice as many men, better training, better equipment, higher salaries.
What do you needthat I can get? Kevlar vests.
How many? Three hundred.
What do you think, I'm the pentagon? You know, I'm sure I can convince my colleagues in the state house to approve a budget amendment.
The police should have the kevlar vests they need and deserve.
It's a noble cause.
hey, michael.
- How're you doing? - Come on in.
that was some fuckin' birthday party.
Jesus, you guys know how to have fun.
A hundred grand, wash and dry.
Wash and dry it is.
So I was talkin' to freddie and uh I think the tw o of youshould sit down somewhere, nice and calm, and reorganize his portfolio.
Sure.
Whatever.
Seems crazy that you're doing all this hard work and everybody ends up so unhappy, you know? Sohow about the heritage, tomorrow, 1:00? this is pointless, you know.
A week from now, they'll all be back.
ha ve a nice lunch,freddie.
Oh, I like this eggshell white, don't you? Mike? - Yeah? - Eggshell? Yeah.
Yeah, that's nice.
It's uh Maybe a pale green would be nicer than yellow for the walls.
Going somewhere? No, sorry.
I thought you were excited about the baby.
No, I am.
Of course I'm excited about the baby.
I just got a couplabusiness things on my mind, you know? Let me see that.
Creamy cucumber.
Are we gonna eat i tor paint it on the wall? Mayb e we burn downthe restaurant like you did with the used car lot.
Which, by the way, turned us a tidy profit.
This is great.
You gettin' all this? The arson was a one-shot thing.
I need a consistent way to clean my funds.
Keep talkin', freddie.
You got me into this fuckin' restaurant business, now you fix it.
Freddie, you gotta see the big picture here.
This restaurant has franchise potential.
What we have is a perfect example of dynamic renewal.
It's the community that's turned our empty lot into a wellspring of civil life.
So, until further notice, the lot on westminster remains a parking lot and bocce court.
But our hope is that, within the next ten months, our building will go up as planned.
Meanwhile, work continues on the condo conversion behind union.
The alison smith buildings are a hundred percent full and three new retail stores are opening on westminster.
There I'm done with boasting.
So relax, enjoy yourselves.
Eileen! That's eileen, she's with tommy.
Two of these in one week? I'm shocked.
I was determined to get out of the house.
My other option was going to the dentist.
couldn't be much worse than this.
Hello, judd.
Mrs.
Caffee.
Are you taking good care of tommy? I try to.
I hope so.
He needs you.
I don't know about that.
Oh, I do.
I know a lot about that.
He needs you.
it's one of the great ironies of life: That a man usually wins the accolades he's worked so hard for at exactly the moment they lose all meaning for him.
At my age, what possible pleasure could I get from this award, hmm? Sweetheart, you're not getting an award.
No need to review the obvious.
Are you tired? No.
Well, I'm exhausted.
If you insist.
We'll head home in five minutes.
What occurred today on clancy street was nothing less than an outrage, and over-enthusiasm cannot explain it away.
Innocent latino bystanders and local residents were rounded up as if they were the ones who were dealing the drugs.
Now, I fully support the brave men of the providence police department, but I will weed out the bad apples responsible for these actions.
Racist policing is bad policing.
As a show to my commitment to equal justice, I've called upon our community leaders listen, I can't talk.
Five minutes of your time.
I don't have five minutes.
Three? Dana, look, I gotta go.
One fucking minute? Is that asking too much? Look I'm busy.
I work for a living, okay? I've asked the attorney general to launch an investigation and I promise you, those responsible will be punished.
Thank you.
that's all for now please.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
That's all for now.
what happened today on clancy street was not racist! Well, then how come only latinos were hurt? Because only latinos were dealing drugs! The cops arrested everyone with brown skin they could lay their hands on.
You know, you didn't see it down there.
It was chaos.
There was no way for the cops to be sure who was who! You're grandstanding! by the way, I won't be needing anymore of your help for my re-election campaign.
But I thank you for everything you've done and I mean that.
What, you're writing us off? Tommy in less than five years, there'll be more dominicans, puerto ricans, and mexicans on the hill than there are irish.
You do the math.
How's your new best friend michael caffee? Fuck you.
He's not my best friend.
I hate the prick as much as you do.
- Really? - Really.
You know what? You're a fuckin' idiot.
He's gonna use you and he's gonna lead franklin around by his nose.
You have become a bitter fuck.
Bitter? Me? I return with my new report, sir.
And you'll be relieved to learn that michael caffee was nowhere near the used car lot that was torched over on argyle.
I thought so.
I uh I got a question.
What? Why am I still crawling through the gutter like a cockroach if you're gonna protect michael caffee and freddie cork is already cooked? What else are you good for? Tickle monster! oh, tickle monster! Tickle monster! and you, you think I don't see you over there, huh? You don't think I don't see you, huh? And you, huh? I am the tickle monster.
guys Let's get your brother.
You know what my problem is, michael? No, freddie, what's your problem? I'm too nice.
I told brendan I'd take 75 cents on the dollar.
so what do I get? You get what you get.
Freddie! Freddie, please be careful.
- They're indestructible.
- Okay.
Dinner's ready.
Michael, will you grab that? Come here, you.
You want up? - Sure.
- You better hang on.
Thank you, michael.
Okay, guys, start wrapping it up.
Police! Let me see your hands! Freeze! Nobody move! Kids, come here right now! Freddy cork? You're under arrest for violation of the federal securities act, tax evasion we don't need to do this in front of my kids.
Money laundering, arson, you don't have do this here.
And if the grand jury sees it our way, a whole big ball of rico.
You have the right to remain silent.
If you speak, anything you say will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney.
It's gonna be okay.
- I know my fuckin' rights! - for what? You got no right to come into my house! You got no right! In front of my kids, huh? In front of my fuckin' kids? Motherfucker, in front of my kids? - You'll be fuckin' seein' me! - Freddie! Michael, you take care of my family! In front of my kids, you motherfucker? I'll be seein' you! I'll be fuckin' seein' you, you mother I'll be seeing you around, you fuckin' guinea prick! Once you get through the first trimester, it's not too bad.
Puking pretty much stops.
And, hey, maybe I'll get lucky this time.
You know, some women don't get sick at all.
No nausea, no cramps, nothin'.
- everything okay? - Yeah.
- Michael? - What? What's wrong? nothin'.
I'm concentrating.
Yeah, well, once I reached nine months with abby, - I felt like a refrigerator with feet.
- Fuck.
don't worry, it's water-based.
Fuck! I can't do it.
I can't do this.
W-w-what do you mean? I can't do it.
This'll make a nice tv room.
christ, I got slaughtered today.
Oh, that's right.
I know, wife talk, out of bounds.
when I called earlier and you were busy? Yeah? I calledto apologize.
What for? For being so nuts just because you said this was nice.
You're right, this is nice.
You know, I meant the moment, not the relationship.
I mean this this, you and me, it'S it's time out f rom the rest of our lives.
It's a reprieve.
That's all.
I know that.
I was just allowing myself to feel something for you.
- Well, don'T.
- Fine.
We'll fuck.
That's it.
Better? What? I gotta go.
I told eileen the meeting would be over at 9:00.
Well, you wouldn't want to be late.
No, I wouldn'T.
I'll never feel anythingever again.
Promise.
dana, eileen's my wife.
She's sitting in my housewith my three kids.
You know, that means something.
Oh, maeve, come on in.
I'm just making more tea.
Do you want a cup? She's gone, rose.
Evelyn's gone.
I signed the papers and they turned off the machine.
Now, why would you go and do a thing like that? Because I had to.
- The doctors said - the doctors said? The doctors? You fool! You go and believe a bunch of doctors? They explained everything.
They cleared a poor woman out of a hospital room to make space for someone who could pay more! That's what they did, maeve! I don't think it works like that.
Do you know how much it costs to keep those machines running? Would they want evelyn in there wasting their money? Did you think of that before you signed the fuckin' papers? I'll see you later.
The servic e istomorrow afternoon.
Well, tomorrow doesn't work for me! hi.
What are you doin' after school tomorrow? Nothin'.
You want to go shoppin'? This time we'll get you a dress that works.
Okay, sure.
Cool.
I'll pick you up.
- hey.
- Tommy.
Out for an evening constitutional? Listen, eileen's a untlives in this house.
Katie shea.
Keep an eye on h er, will you? Make sure no one harms her.
The riff-raff is gone,tommy.
There'll be no more trouble.
I'll see you back at home.
where the fuck's he gonna go, jack? Freddie's never gonna leave fiona and the kids.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay, sure.
I'll call you later.
freddie's not gettin' bail.
They say he's a flight risk.
Fuckin' assholes.
What've they got on him? Who the fuck knows? They got nothin' on freddie.
It's bullshit.
It fuckin' ain't right.
We have to be very careful for a while.
Let's get the word out.
Everything by the book.
No unnecessary risks.
Who the fuck made you the guywe gotta listen to? Freddie.
You got a problem with that? fuck me.
don't worry aboutfreddie, right? I had nothin 'to do with it.
Whatever you say, boss.
I'll do it.
Sit down.
the kids asleep? I told mary-rose she could watch some tv.
How about some wine? Yeah, that'd be nice.
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