Bunnicula (2016) s02e06 Episode Script
On Mina's Secret Service
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[roars]
[laughs]
[purring]
All right, Chester! I'm off to Marsha's.
You're the man of the house tonight!
[yawns]
[jazz music playing]
[Chester chuckles]
Hm
Ah!
"Puss in Boots."
We're related, they say.
On my mom's side.
En garde, you useless sack
of flibberty-flabber! [laughs]
[yells]
[gibbering and laughing]
Bunnicula! Did you just prank me?
Ta-da!
[laughing and gibbering]
[Chester]
Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
-Anyone?
-Oh!
How come you can talk now,
Mister Soft Chair?
It's me, Harold! Chester! Let me out!
That rabbit and his pranks!
You know, fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
I've let Bunnicula get away
with this for far too long!
You must be really ashamed too,
because he fools you, like, every day!
Yeah, thanks, Harold. You know what?
You're right. I'm finally
going to get that bunny back!
I declare a prank war on Bunnicula!
Ooh!
Um
[giggles mischievously]
Hey, Chester.
How are you gonna win a prank war
on Bunnicula?
He uses all those magic tricks.
[chuckles] Don't worry, Harold.
I don't need magic tricks
to beat Bunnicula.
I'm going to defeat him with science!
[switch clicking]
Whee! Hee, hee, hee!
It's a disco!
[buzzes]
[raspberries]
Pranks for the memories, Bunnicula.
[hisses]
[Chester laughing]
[screeches]
[laughs]
Huh?
[laughing]
[grunting]
Got you!
[growling]
[screeches]
[laughing]
[screams]
[laughing]
[both screech]
[laughing]
[both screaming and yelling]
Okay, guys. Here's your food.
Oh! Rough day, huh?
[groans]
Well, here you go.
How long do you think you can keep
pranking each other?
You know what? I can't do it anymore.
You win, Bunnicula. Here.
[sighs]
All right, I will, but first,
I got you something.
[Harold] He says it's to make up
for all those times he pranked you.
Aww!
He feels super bad about it!
Uh-huh!
[Harold]
Chester, it's so sweet!
Mm!
Wait! Don't eat that! I injected each of
those carrots with super spicy wasabi.
I'm sorry, I was gonna prank you.
Oh. No, don't open it!
No! Don't spoil it!
I can't wait to see what you got me.
You're such a super cool friend,
Bunnicula.
[Chester screeches and monster roars]
[guffaws]
That's a good one.
Right, Chester? Chester?
Hello? You in there?
[sniffing]
Thanks for coming, Lugosi.
Are you really a doctor, though?
No, but, I was
a laboratory experiment once.
[sniffing]
In my medical opinion, this stinky cat
has been scared so many times,
that he has become scared stiff!
[laughing maniacally]
[continues laughing]
So is there anything we can do
about it?
Well, you could use him
as a small coffee table.
Tea, master?
No. Is there anything we can do to help?
Oh, unknown, master.
The only thing you can do
is try to keep him calm and happy.
[whistling]
Huh?
Is Chester gonna be all right,
Bunnicula?
I don't know.
Yeah, you were a good guy, Chester.
[gasps] I mean, am a good guy.
[whimpers]
Poor Chester!
What? No, don't cry.
[both screaming]
[both bawling]
[chuckling]
They broke it! [laughing]
Oh, this is too good!
Do I tell them? I think I have to.
Oh, but this is the best prank
I've ever come up with! [laughs]
Huh?
[roars]
[screaming]
Chester?
[roaring]
[belches]
[roars]
Up here!
Hi, Bunnicula!
Up here!
-[screams]
-[continues roaring]
Oh, what's this button do?
[monster screaming]
Chester! You're back!
Is it gone?
Don’t you ever make me worry
like that again!
Bunn wants to know how you pulled
the prank with the fake Chester.
How did you do it?
Oh! [chuckles]
Well, this whole thing
was part of my design,
from the moment you attacked me
with the Ghost of Puss in Boots,
until right now!
I loudly announced my prank war,
knowing you'd be listening.
First, I put on that ridiculous
prank gear to bait the trap.
Then I used the 3D printer
where Patches is staying
to make the fake Chester.
I'm a were-dude.
Yes, we know, Patches.
Then I bribed Lugosi to give
you guys the "scared stiff" diagnosis.
All Lugosi wanted
was a 3D printed Bunnicula,
so I hooked him up with that.
They say you can't serve two masters,
but they are wrong!
[laughing]
Bye!
Anyway, the only thing I don't get is,
if you didn't know I was pranking you,
when did you send
the swamp creature after me?
Uh
I didn't do that.
[laughing]
He didn't! That was me!
[laughing]
I pranked you both so good!
You see, I knew that you,
Bunnicula, were pranking Chester.
And I knew Chester was gonna
prank you back, so I was like,
"Oh, I gotta get in on this!"
So check it out. I go down
to the cellar, you know,
where all of the magical,
Bunnicula stuff is,
and I find this jar, right?
And it says "Swamp Monster.
Do not open!"
So you know what I do? [laughing]
You open it?
I open it!
Pretty funny prank, huh?
I'm not sure you know what a prank is,
Harold.
Maybe I don't either.
I'm sorry about scaring you guys.
It's okay. Don't sweat it.
I actually respect you.
Bunnicula says that he actually
respects you for that epic,
next-level prank, Chester.
Thanks, Bunnicula.
[police siren wailing]
[policeman]
Stop right there! Put your hands--
Let's cool it on the pranks.
At least until we've got Harold's
contribution under control.
-Friends?
-Sure, why not?
[crackling]
Yes! [laughing]
[theme music playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[roars]
[laughs]
[purring]
All right, Chester! I'm off to Marsha's.
You're the man of the house tonight!
[yawns]
[jazz music playing]
[Chester chuckles]
Hm
Ah!
"Puss in Boots."
We're related, they say.
On my mom's side.
En garde, you useless sack
of flibberty-flabber! [laughs]
[yells]
[gibbering and laughing]
Bunnicula! Did you just prank me?
Ta-da!
[laughing and gibbering]
[Chester]
Bunnicula! Bunnicula!
-Anyone?
-Oh!
How come you can talk now,
Mister Soft Chair?
It's me, Harold! Chester! Let me out!
That rabbit and his pranks!
You know, fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
I've let Bunnicula get away
with this for far too long!
You must be really ashamed too,
because he fools you, like, every day!
Yeah, thanks, Harold. You know what?
You're right. I'm finally
going to get that bunny back!
I declare a prank war on Bunnicula!
Ooh!
Um
[giggles mischievously]
Hey, Chester.
How are you gonna win a prank war
on Bunnicula?
He uses all those magic tricks.
[chuckles] Don't worry, Harold.
I don't need magic tricks
to beat Bunnicula.
I'm going to defeat him with science!
[switch clicking]
Whee! Hee, hee, hee!
It's a disco!
[buzzes]
[raspberries]
Pranks for the memories, Bunnicula.
[hisses]
[Chester laughing]
[screeches]
[laughs]
Huh?
[laughing]
[grunting]
Got you!
[growling]
[screeches]
[laughing]
[screams]
[laughing]
[both screech]
[laughing]
[both screaming and yelling]
Okay, guys. Here's your food.
Oh! Rough day, huh?
[groans]
Well, here you go.
How long do you think you can keep
pranking each other?
You know what? I can't do it anymore.
You win, Bunnicula. Here.
[sighs]
All right, I will, but first,
I got you something.
[Harold] He says it's to make up
for all those times he pranked you.
Aww!
He feels super bad about it!
Uh-huh!
[Harold]
Chester, it's so sweet!
Mm!
Wait! Don't eat that! I injected each of
those carrots with super spicy wasabi.
I'm sorry, I was gonna prank you.
Oh. No, don't open it!
No! Don't spoil it!
I can't wait to see what you got me.
You're such a super cool friend,
Bunnicula.
[Chester screeches and monster roars]
[guffaws]
That's a good one.
Right, Chester? Chester?
Hello? You in there?
[sniffing]
Thanks for coming, Lugosi.
Are you really a doctor, though?
No, but, I was
a laboratory experiment once.
[sniffing]
In my medical opinion, this stinky cat
has been scared so many times,
that he has become scared stiff!
[laughing maniacally]
[continues laughing]
So is there anything we can do
about it?
Well, you could use him
as a small coffee table.
Tea, master?
No. Is there anything we can do to help?
Oh, unknown, master.
The only thing you can do
is try to keep him calm and happy.
[whistling]
Huh?
Is Chester gonna be all right,
Bunnicula?
I don't know.
Yeah, you were a good guy, Chester.
[gasps] I mean, am a good guy.
[whimpers]
Poor Chester!
What? No, don't cry.
[both screaming]
[both bawling]
[chuckling]
They broke it! [laughing]
Oh, this is too good!
Do I tell them? I think I have to.
Oh, but this is the best prank
I've ever come up with! [laughs]
Huh?
[roars]
[screaming]
Chester?
[roaring]
[belches]
[roars]
Up here!
Hi, Bunnicula!
Up here!
-[screams]
-[continues roaring]
Oh, what's this button do?
[monster screaming]
Chester! You're back!
Is it gone?
Don’t you ever make me worry
like that again!
Bunn wants to know how you pulled
the prank with the fake Chester.
How did you do it?
Oh! [chuckles]
Well, this whole thing
was part of my design,
from the moment you attacked me
with the Ghost of Puss in Boots,
until right now!
I loudly announced my prank war,
knowing you'd be listening.
First, I put on that ridiculous
prank gear to bait the trap.
Then I used the 3D printer
where Patches is staying
to make the fake Chester.
I'm a were-dude.
Yes, we know, Patches.
Then I bribed Lugosi to give
you guys the "scared stiff" diagnosis.
All Lugosi wanted
was a 3D printed Bunnicula,
so I hooked him up with that.
They say you can't serve two masters,
but they are wrong!
[laughing]
Bye!
Anyway, the only thing I don't get is,
if you didn't know I was pranking you,
when did you send
the swamp creature after me?
Uh
I didn't do that.
[laughing]
He didn't! That was me!
[laughing]
I pranked you both so good!
You see, I knew that you,
Bunnicula, were pranking Chester.
And I knew Chester was gonna
prank you back, so I was like,
"Oh, I gotta get in on this!"
So check it out. I go down
to the cellar, you know,
where all of the magical,
Bunnicula stuff is,
and I find this jar, right?
And it says "Swamp Monster.
Do not open!"
So you know what I do? [laughing]
You open it?
I open it!
Pretty funny prank, huh?
I'm not sure you know what a prank is,
Harold.
Maybe I don't either.
I'm sorry about scaring you guys.
It's okay. Don't sweat it.
I actually respect you.
Bunnicula says that he actually
respects you for that epic,
next-level prank, Chester.
Thanks, Bunnicula.
[police siren wailing]
[policeman]
Stop right there! Put your hands--
Let's cool it on the pranks.
At least until we've got Harold's
contribution under control.
-Friends?
-Sure, why not?
[crackling]
Yes! [laughing]
[theme music playing]