Goof Troop (1992) s02e06 Episode Script
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♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[SIGHS]
OH, AND REMEMBER, WE'VE
GOT TO FAX THE OFFICE
BECAUSE I NEED THAT ESCROW
POINT SPREAD INSTALLMENT SHEE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
NOW, THE RUTABAGA--
MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,
SUCH A PITY,
WORK, WORK, WORK,
WHEN YOU COULD BE HAVING
OODLES OF FUN READ ME A STORY.
HONEY,
I'D LOVE TO, REALLY,
BUT RIGHT NOW MOMMY'S
GOT A DEAL TO CLOSE
AND DINNER TO MAKE.
SO CAN YOU ASK DAD
TO BE A REAL PAL
TO READ TO YOU?
ABSOLUTELY!
WITH FIDUCIARY INVERSE
INVESTMENT STRATEGY
IN THE COMMODE,
A CONDO A DAY KEEPS
THE TAX MAN AWAY.
[LAUGHING]
WHY DON'T YOU ASK PJ?
HE HATES FOOTBALL.
NOW, COME ON, YOU BUMS!
GET--OH, YOU--
[PETE MUTTERING]
[MAX]
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
BLAST 'EM! YES!
GO, PEEJ!
10 MORE POINTS, AND--
PEE JAAY!
[PJ]
O.K., EASY, EASY, PEEJ.
[MAX]
GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB!
HANG IN THERE!
O.K.! GET OVER
THAT MOUNTAIN!
HEY!
I'M SO AWESOME!
I'M SO AWESOME.
MAX, I'M SO AWESOME.
HANG IN THERE!
GET OVER THAT MOUNTAIN!
YEAH. EASY, EASY.
EASY ON THE CONTROL.
GET DOWN. DOWN.
O.K.
HIYA, PEEJSTER,
OLD PAL OF MINE.
HOW ABOUT SOME
WHOLESOME FUN
FOR A CHANGE?
DAD WANTS YOU
TO READ ME A STORY,
WHICH I JUST HAPPEN
TO HAVE RIGHT HERE.
YES, YOUR VERY FAVE--
PISTOL, MOVE IT!
PEEJ, LOOK OUT!
[BOOM]
THE ADVENTURES
OF INKY
AND HER FABULOUS
INKYMOBILE.
YOU KNOW IT.
YOU LOVE IT!
IT'S NOW. IT'S WOW.
OH, PEEJ,
YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
SO WHATTA YA SAY,
OLD BRO OF MINE?
DO YOU REALIZE YOU JUS
FLUSHED EIGHT MONTHS
OF INTENSIVE TRAINING
DOWN DA COMMODE?
YOU DON'T WANNA
BE MY BUDDY, EITHER.
DO YA?
OH, PISTOL,
I'VE READ YOU THAT BOOK
42,800 TIMES.
YOU OUGHTTA HAVE I
MEMORIZED BY NOW!
YOU NEVER READ ME
THE LAST CHAPTER.
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS
FALL ASLEEP
BEFORE THE LAST CHAPTER!
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
COULD YOU COME HERE?
THANK YOU. OVER HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY NO?
[GONG]
WATCH.
PISTOL
AHEMNO.
WAAAAAAHHHH!
NOBODY WILL READ TO ME!
I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY
TO PLAY WITH!
4, 3, 2, AND
CUE THE MOM!
PJ! ARE YOU BEING
MEAN TO YOUR SISTER?
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
I BELIEVE YOU,
I BELIEVE YOU.
HOW DO YA GET HER TO STOP?
HUH? OH,
THAT PART'S EASY!
WAAAAHH!
AHEM!
YES, PISTOL,
I WILL READ TO YOU.
O.K.
SHEESH! THAT HAS
GOTTA BE ONE HOT BOOK.
INKY'S THE GREATEST PAL
A GIRL EVER HAD!
TAKES HER FRIEND PHYLLIS
TO THE PLANET ZARBLAT
WHERE THEY HAVE ALL SORTS--
WAIT A MINUTE!
NOT THE PLANET ZARBLATT?
WHOA. WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO READ ABOUT I
WHEN YOU COULD GO THERE?
YOU CAN'T GO, DOOFUS!
IT'S ONLY PRETEND.
PJ, DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?
TELL HER?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH HAVING A BIG BROTHER
WHO FLUNKED SCIENCE.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
AN ARMY-SURPLUS G-1B
MOBILE TELETRANSPORTER.
A WHAT?
HECK. WE COULD MAKE YOU
ONE IN NOTHIN' FLAT.
BETTER THAN FRED'S, TOO.
HIS WAS STEAM-POWERED.
REALLY?
PIECE OF CAKE.
PEEJ, WE'LL NEED
SOME FRAMMISOLEUM,
COUPLE ATOMIC
CONDENSIFIERS,
CRAYONERATOR.
OH, OH, DO YOU
GOT SOME WIRE?
WE'LL
NEED LOTSA WIRE.
BE RIGHT BACK!
CAREFUL.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
PAINT'S STILL WET.
VERY DELICATE.
O.K.
PRESENTING, DA DA-DA-DA!
YOUR VERY OWN
INKYMOBILE!
[PISTOL]
WOWSERS!
STEP RIGHT IN.
TRY IT OUT.
TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ZARBLATT.
STAY THERE FOR HOURS.
DAYS.
HAVE FUN.
O.K.
BYE!
BYE!
YES!
YES!
BRILLIANT, MY MAN!
HEY, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
WORLD RECORD, HERE I COME.
[FOOTSTEPS]
PISTOL.
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HALFWAY
TO ZARBLATT BY NOW.
WOULD IF I COULD,
BUT I CAN'T.
THERE'S A JILLION
BUTTONS ON IT!
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A ROCKET SCIENTIST?
IN THE BOOK, INKY
DRIVES THE INKYMOBILE.
INKY?
[WHISPERS]
OH, INKY, YEAH!
GOSH, I'M SUCH A BIG DOPE.
WHAT A COUPLE
OF LAMOS, HUH?
HOW COULD WE
HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO INKY?
OH, HA HA!
OH, YEAH, SILLY US.
HOW COULD WE BE SO DUMB?
BEATS ME. IT'S ENOUGH
TO BAFFLE THE MIND.
NOW WHERE IS SHE?
LEFT HER RIGHT HERE.
INKY!
INKY-DINKY-DO!
[WHISTLING]
NOPE. NOT HERE.
NOT UNDER HERE.
[GASP]
WHY, LOOK!
THERE SHE IS!
PJ, IS THIS A CON OR WHAT?
PISTOL, SHE'S SITTING
RIGHT ON YOUR BED.
NOPE. DON'T SEE INKY.
WELL, WE DO.
OH, YEAH. LET'S SEE,
ABOUT 8'3", FUNNY HAT,
LITTLE FLOWER IN HER
LAPEL THING, SORT OF?
YEAAAHH. [GASP]
INKY! THERE
YA ARE, GIRL.
GIMME FIVE!
WELL, NOW WE'LL JUS
LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
YEAH, WE'RE SURE YOU GO
LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.
PLACES TO GO.
PLANETS TO SAVE.
STUFF LIKE THAT.
LATER!
BRILLIANT, MY MAN!
HEY, WHAT ARE FRIENDS
FOR, DUDE?
[BLAST]
PISTOL! HOLD IT DOWN!
[RUMBLE]
WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON?
[PETE] PJ! TURN DOWN
THAT VIDEO GAME!
LITTLE SISTER REVENGE!
PISTOL, PIPE DOWN!
COME ON, STOP IT!
YOU'RE GIVING ME
A HEADACHE.
[PETE] DON'T TRY
TO PIN IT ON HER!
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A VIDEO GAME!
[PJ]
ALL RIGHT! COME ON OUT!
O.K., KID.
THE JIG'S UP.
WHERE'D YOU HIDE
THE MONSTER BOOM BOX?
WHERE'D YOU GET THE
SOUND EFFECTS TAPE?
NOT TO MENTION
THE SHAVED ICE?
CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?
GET REAL! MY BOOM BOX
DOESN'T HAVE MONSTERS.
AND DAD SAYS YOU CAN'T STAR
SHAVING TILL THE 9th GRADE.
ME AND INKY WENT TO CHAPTER
ONE OF THE BOOK, SCHNOOK.
CHAPTER ONE?
NOT INKY AND HER PAL
SAVE THE MUTANT PENGUINS
FROM BOB THE BAD POLAR BEAR?
BINGO, BIG BOY.
DIRTY JOB, BUT SOMEBODY
HAD TO DO IT.
HUH?
SURE, INKY, OLD PAL,
LOVE TO SIT ON YOUR LAP.
THIS IS A SPRUSSEL BROUT.
HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.
BUT THIS IS MOM'S MACARONI
AND CHEESE FOOD STUFF.
ALMOST AS GOOD AS ICE CREAM,
BUT YELLOWER.
WHO WERE YOU
TALKING TO, DEAR?
TALKING TO INK--
TALKING TO ME.
TO ME.
I MEAN HIM. RIGHT.
YEAH.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
IT'S PROBABLY THE OFFICE.
PETE, DINNER, DIMPLE-GUMS!
[TV] NICKEL PACKAGE.
THE BALL IS SNAPPED.
THE CHEERLEADERS ARE JUMPING.
IT'S GOAL TO GO,
FOURTH DOWN!
WHATTA TIME TO STARVE.
TIME OUT ON THE FIELD.
YES!
DAD'S HUNGRY.
DAD NEEDS MORE
SPRUSSEL BROUTS.
I'M JUST GETTIN'
A SECOND HELPING
OF VEGGIES, DAD, YOU KNOW?
BACK TO THE ACTION.
GOOD BOY. MAKE YOU GROW.
TAKE ALL YOU WANT.
BUT EAT ALL YOUR CAKE.
PASS THE PEPPER, PLEASE.
WHAT? YOU CALL THA
A TOUCHDOWN?
[SHOUTS AT TV]
[GIGGLING]
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?
[BURP] EXCUSE ME.
PASS THE JAM, SON.
NICE TO SEE A BROTHER
MAKING HIS SISTER LAUGH,
BUT DON'T PLAY
WITH YOUR FOOD.
O.K.? MAKES YOUR MOM MAD.
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?
AH-CHOO!
AH, DROPPED MY FORK.
[PETE] WHY, I OUGHT TO--
[PISTOL] HEY, INKY,
HOW ABOUT SOME CARTOONS
BEFORE DESSERT?
NOT WHEN DAD'S
WATCHING FOOTBALL!
AHEMSOMEBODY
SAY CARTOONS?
OH, NO, I HAVE
A BETTER IDEA, PISTOL.
WHY DON'T YOU COME UP
TO MY ROOM AND PLAY?
OH, WHY, PJ,
AREN'T YOU NICE,
WANTING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY
TIME WITH YOUR SISTER?
HE'S ON THE 50,
40, 30. THE CLOCK
IS RUNNING OUT.
THE 20, 15--OH, THIS
IS GONNA BE CLOSE!
THE 10, THE 5, THE--
WACKA-WACKA-WACKA,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
IT'S TIME FOR--
REMOTE CONTROL!
REMOTE CONTROL!
WHERE'S
THE REMOTE CONTROL?
THE STOOPY
AND NUTSY SHOW!
YOU! GIMME THAT!
GEE, DAD, IT WAS--
EVERY CHANNEL'S
GOT CARTOONS!
GIMME THE TV STATION!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
EVERY CHANNEL'S
GOT CARTOONS!
AREN'T YOU THE SWEETEST?
TRYING TO GIVE PISTOL
SOME WHOLESOME FUN
INSTEAD OF THA
MINDLESS MACHO
MUCK MONGERING.
WHATTA YA MEAN
IT'S GOT TO BE MY SET?
WHATTA YA MEAN
THE GAME'S OVER?
WHATTA YA MEAN
THE SPIKERS WON?
WHAT DO--THEY WON?
THEY WON! MY TEAM WON!
YAHOO! EXTRA DESSER
FOR EVERYBODY!
IT'S ON ME! HA HA HA HA!
OH, PISTOL! HI!
WHAT ABOU
THE CARTOONS?
INKY AND ME
SEEN ALL THOSE.
WELL, WHERE YA GOIN'?
GOIN' TO CHAPTER TWO.
AAH!
[GULP]
Pistol!
NOW!
SO WHERE'D SHE GO?
OH, NO!
HOW ABOUT THEM KIDS?
PALS IN A POD.
BIRDS OF A FEATHER.
TAKE AFTER THEIR DAD.
AND THEIR MOMSIE.
HA HA.
AW, THE HECK
WITH THESE DISHES.
MY TEAM WON.
MY KIDS ARE PALS.
I WANT TO CELEBRATE.
WHAT WOULD
MY SUGAR SQUASH SAY
TO GOIN' OUT TO THE MOVIES
WITH HERS PETEY?
OOH! HOO HOO!
CHEESE BREATH,
YOU'RE SO DEBONAIR.
OH, BUT WHERE WILL
WE FIND A SITTER?
PJ COULD STAY WITH PISTOL.
THEY'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT.
TIME HE GOT HIS SHO
AT A A REAL JOB.
Pistol!
Pistol!
COME HERE.
COME HERE, PLEASE.
[PETE]
PJ!
YES, DAD?
SON, IT'S TIME
FOR YOU
TO GET SOME
RESPONSIBILITY,
EARNIN' POWER.
IN SHORT,
TO GET A JOB.
NOW?
BABYSITTING FOR
YOUR SISTER, DEAR.
AT 10 CENTS AN HOUR, TOO.
BUT--BUT--
THAT'S MY BOY,
DRIVING
A HARD BARGAIN.
O.K., SON,
20 CENTS AN HOUR.
CONGRATULATIONS.
BACK IN A SECOND,
CRUMB CAKE.
GONNA SAY GOOD NIGH
TO MY MARSHMALLOW
PISTOL PIE.
[GASP]
PISTOL, ARE YOU ASLEEP,
COOKIE CRUMB?
PEEJ,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I DON'T HAVE A BLINDFOLD.
YOU THINK I WANT TO SEE I
WHEN DAD PUTS ME IN FRON
OF THE FIRING SQUAD?
GOOD NIGHT,
APPLE BLOSSOM CAKE.
YOURS MOMMY AND DADDY WILL
BE BACK IN A COUPLE HOURS.
AND UNTIL THEN,
YOU MIND YOUR BROTHER.
[MAX IMITATING PISTOL]
O.K., DADDY.
AW, HER LITTLE VOICE
IS CHANGIN'.
GUESS IT'S TIME FOR PEG
TO HAVE THAT TALK WITH HER.
AHH. YOU SAVED
MY LIFE, MAX.
YEAH, BUT IT'S ONLY
A TWO-HOUR STAY OF EXECUTION
UNLESS WE GE
YOUR SISTER HOME.
Pistol!
Hey, Pistol!
ALLY ALLY OXEN FREE.
YAHHH!
HYUCK! EVENIN'
THERE, BOYS.
YOU COME DOWN
TO HELP ME
TRIM THE NIGH
BLOOMING JASMINE?
OH, GOSH, NO,
MR. G.
NO, DAD. WE'RE JUS
LOOKING FOR
BUGS.
YEAH.
BUGS.
BUGS.
OH, UH,
SPEAKING OF BUGS,
HAVE YOU SEEN PISTOL?
OH, SMOOTH, MAX.
HMM. WELL,
LAST TIME I SAW HER,
SHE WAS TAGGING
AFTER YOU, PJ,
ASKING YOU TO BE HER PAL
AND PLAY WITH HER.
OH, NO. NOT ME.
SHE'S GOT LOTSA FRIENDS
TO PLAY WITH, MR. G.
THERE'S, UHHER
DWEEBY FRIEND GLADYS.
GOT THE MUMPS.
HER KINDERGARTEN CLASS.
CAMPING IN NANTUCKET.
MOM AND DAD?
GET REAL.
WELL, MAYBE SHE'S FOUND
HERSELF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
HAD ME ONE O' THEM.
IRVING HIS NAME WAS.
AH-HYUCK! HECK OF
A SKITTLES PLAYER.
DAD, THERE ARE
NO SUCH THINGS.
OF COURSE THERE ARE.
YOU REMEMBER YOUR
IMAGINARY TALKIN' COW?
AH-HYUCK!
YOU 'N' OLD MOOPHUS
USED TO GO
FLYIN' OUT YOUR WINDOW
'N' JUMP OVER THE MOON.
AH-HYUCK!
SAW IT MYSELF.
HEH. MOOPHUS?
DAD, I WAS ONLY A KID.
WOW. HEY, DO YOU STILL
SEE MOOPHUS?
PEEJ!
AW, HE WENT AWAY
AS SOON AS MAX FOUND
A REAL FRIEND--
YOU, PJ.
THAT'S HOW IMAGINATABLE
FRIENDS WORK.
THEY COME WHEN YA NEED 'EM
'N' LEAVE WHEN YA DON'T.
SAY, DOES THIS SORTA
REMIND YA OF SOMETHIN'?
YES! THAT'S IT!
THANKS, MR. G.
I GOT IT.
WE DIG UP A REAL PAL
FOR PISTOL,
AND INKY'S HISTORY.
SO WHO'S THE LUCKY CHUMP?
COUSIN GERTRUDE.
WAIT. SHE'S IN BOISE.
COUSIN MEGAN'S IN THE NAVY.
DIAL-A-PAL COSTS
5 BUCKS A MINUTE.
HEY, HOW ABOUT, UH, YOU?
OH, COME ON, MAX.
HOW CAN I BE HER FRIEND?
I'M HER BROTHER.
[PISTOL YELLS
LIKE TARZAN]
WHAT WAS THAT?
CHAPTER THREE--
THE GIANT GORILLA
MASKED BALL.
WHAT KINDA WEIRD STORIES
Y'BEEN READIN' THAT KID ANYWAY?
I MEAN, WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO MOTHER GOOSE
AND LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD,
AND--
WHOA!
[JUNGLE MUSIC PLAYS]
JOLLY SHOW,
INKY OL' PAL.
OUR INKYMOBILE WORKS?
[GRRARR]
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE DANCE,
SPENCER MY GOOD MAN.
LEAVE 'ER ALONE!
BACK! BACK!
HYAH!
JERK!
IT'S O.K.,
PISTOL, HONEY.
YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU BUSTED MY INKYMOBILE!
NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET TO ZARBLATT?
WELL, NOW, PISTOL,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO ZARBLATT ANYMORE.
YOU--LOOK, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE CAN READ MY
TOXIC SLIME COMIC BOOKS.
YEAH, I'M TIRED
OF THEM, TOO.
I GOT IT! WE'LL PLAY
WITH MY BUG COLLECTION.
OH, C'MON. I'M JUS
TRYIN' TO BE FRIENDS.
BUGS 'N' SLIME?
SOME FRIEND!
I DON'T NEED YOU.
I GOT INKY!
WELL, AT LEAS
YOU WON'T GET KILLED
WHEN YOUR DAD COMES HOME
AND FINDS HER GONE.
NO. JUST SLIGHTLY MAIMED
WHEN HE FINDS HER CRYING.
[SIGH] SHE DOESN'
WANT ME FOR A FRIEND.
SHE JUST WANTS
INKY!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[KNOCK KNOCK]
WHATTA YA WANT, PJ?
HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S NOT PJ.
IT'S YOUR
BEST FRIEND--
TA-DA! INKY!
HA HA HA HA!
COME ON, PEEJ.
YA THINK I WAS BORN
FIVE YEARS AGO? BROTHERS!
NO, REALLY. IT'S ME,
RIGHT OUTTA THE BOOK
AND READY TO HAVE
FUN, FUN, FUN!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEY, WHERE YA GOIN'?
TO ZARBLATT,
THE LONG WAY!
READY, INKY?
HERE WE GO!
NO! PISTOL, WAIT!
COME BACK!
MAX, C'MON.
PISTOL, YOU'RE
GONNA GET ME KILLED!
IF SHE DOESN'T,
I'M GETTIN' YOU
ON A DIET.
[PJ]
PISTOL!
OH, THERE GOES MY LIFE,
MY FUTURE
ON THIS VERY PLANET,
MY 25 CENTS AN HOUR.
20. THINK, PEEJ.
GOT TO BE SOMETHIN'
THAT'LL BRING HER BACK.
NO. THERE'S NOTHING
I GOT THAT SHE WANTS, MAX.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED
WAS ME TO READ HER
THIS DUMB BOO--YES!
HEY, PISTOL!
CHAPTER FOUR!
AHEM. "INKY 'N' HER PAL
"KNEW THEIR TASK
WAS NOT DONE.
HAD TO SAVE THE PLANETS
ONE BY ONE."
HEY, THE LAST CHAPTER!
"INK SAID, CHECK IT OUT,
NO TIME TO REHEARSE.
"WE'RE GONNA SAVE
THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!
"AND SO TOGETHER,
INKY AND HER CHUM
BLASTED THE MONSTERS
WITH BUBBLE GUM!"
AFTER 'EM, INK.
THIS IS THE PAR
I NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
"AND THEN, BETWEEN
A SET OR TWO OF TENNIS,
THEY BLEW AWAY
THE SLIMY MENACE."
WHOA, MAX, YOU GOT TO
CHECK OUT THIS GNARLY DUDE
WITH SQUID-SUCKERS
INSTEAD OF EYES.
"AND IN THEIR LAS
AND FINAL CAPER,
THEY KA-BOOMED
THE GRISLY GRONKS
TO VAPOR."
[SNORING]
"THEY ATE WITH ORKS,
AND, IF YOU PLEASE,
"THEY DANCED WITH THE SNARFS
AND DRANK WITH THE SNEES.
"INKY TEASED HER HAIR
IN A BIG BEEHIVE
AND JUMPED UP,
GAVE HER BUDDY FIVE."
[GIGGLING]
"AND SAID IT WAS TIME
SHE WENT AWAY
"BUT WOULD RETURN
PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME,
PERHAPS ANOTHER DAY.
THE END"?
OH, MAN, WHERE'S
THE REST OF THE STORY?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUDE
WITH SUCKER EYES, HUH?
CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT BOOK--
I GOT THE WHOLE SERIES.
AREN'T THEY NEAT?
INKY MEETS
THE MUTANT GAZEBO,
INKY GOES TO DAIRYLAND.
THE COWS TURN OU
TO BE VAMPIRES.
INKY EATS EARTHWORMS,
INKY IN THE TAR PITS.
HUH?
YOU ARE? BUT
YEAH.
I SUPPOSE HE IS.
FOR A BROTHER.
[SNIFFLE]
MISS YA, TOO.
YOU TALKIN' TO SOMEONE?
TELLIN' INKY GOODBYE.
AHH, SHE'S LEAVING?
SAYS I'M IN GOOD HANDS.
WELL? YOU GONNA
WAVE GOODBYE
OR JUST STAND THERE
BEING RUDE?
SHE'S WAVIN' TO YOU.
EEEEEP!
KNOW WHAT YA MEAN.
KINDA GETS YA
RIGHT HERE.
[PEG]
PJ, WE'RE HOME!
AW
[PETE]
AIN'T THAT CUTE?
♪♪
AH-HYUCK.
H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪
YEAH ♪
YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
REPOR
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪
WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH.
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪
NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪
COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪
LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[SIGHS]
OH, AND REMEMBER, WE'VE
GOT TO FAX THE OFFICE
BECAUSE I NEED THAT ESCROW
POINT SPREAD INSTALLMENT SHEE
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
NOW, THE RUTABAGA--
MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY,
SUCH A PITY,
WORK, WORK, WORK,
WHEN YOU COULD BE HAVING
OODLES OF FUN READ ME A STORY.
HONEY,
I'D LOVE TO, REALLY,
BUT RIGHT NOW MOMMY'S
GOT A DEAL TO CLOSE
AND DINNER TO MAKE.
SO CAN YOU ASK DAD
TO BE A REAL PAL
TO READ TO YOU?
ABSOLUTELY!
WITH FIDUCIARY INVERSE
INVESTMENT STRATEGY
IN THE COMMODE,
A CONDO A DAY KEEPS
THE TAX MAN AWAY.
[LAUGHING]
WHY DON'T YOU ASK PJ?
HE HATES FOOTBALL.
NOW, COME ON, YOU BUMS!
GET--OH, YOU--
[PETE MUTTERING]
[MAX]
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
BLAST 'EM! YES!
GO, PEEJ!
10 MORE POINTS, AND--
PEE JAAY!
[PJ]
O.K., EASY, EASY, PEEJ.
[MAX]
GOOD JOB! GOOD JOB!
HANG IN THERE!
O.K.! GET OVER
THAT MOUNTAIN!
HEY!
I'M SO AWESOME!
I'M SO AWESOME.
MAX, I'M SO AWESOME.
HANG IN THERE!
GET OVER THAT MOUNTAIN!
YEAH. EASY, EASY.
EASY ON THE CONTROL.
GET DOWN. DOWN.
O.K.
HIYA, PEEJSTER,
OLD PAL OF MINE.
HOW ABOUT SOME
WHOLESOME FUN
FOR A CHANGE?
DAD WANTS YOU
TO READ ME A STORY,
WHICH I JUST HAPPEN
TO HAVE RIGHT HERE.
YES, YOUR VERY FAVE--
PISTOL, MOVE IT!
PEEJ, LOOK OUT!
[BOOM]
THE ADVENTURES
OF INKY
AND HER FABULOUS
INKYMOBILE.
YOU KNOW IT.
YOU LOVE IT!
IT'S NOW. IT'S WOW.
OH, PEEJ,
YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
SO WHATTA YA SAY,
OLD BRO OF MINE?
DO YOU REALIZE YOU JUS
FLUSHED EIGHT MONTHS
OF INTENSIVE TRAINING
DOWN DA COMMODE?
YOU DON'T WANNA
BE MY BUDDY, EITHER.
DO YA?
OH, PISTOL,
I'VE READ YOU THAT BOOK
42,800 TIMES.
YOU OUGHTTA HAVE I
MEMORIZED BY NOW!
YOU NEVER READ ME
THE LAST CHAPTER.
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS
FALL ASLEEP
BEFORE THE LAST CHAPTER!
EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME.
COULD YOU COME HERE?
THANK YOU. OVER HERE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY NO?
[GONG]
WATCH.
PISTOL
AHEMNO.
WAAAAAAHHHH!
NOBODY WILL READ TO ME!
I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY
TO PLAY WITH!
4, 3, 2, AND
CUE THE MOM!
PJ! ARE YOU BEING
MEAN TO YOUR SISTER?
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
I BELIEVE YOU,
I BELIEVE YOU.
HOW DO YA GET HER TO STOP?
HUH? OH,
THAT PART'S EASY!
WAAAAHH!
AHEM!
YES, PISTOL,
I WILL READ TO YOU.
O.K.
SHEESH! THAT HAS
GOTTA BE ONE HOT BOOK.
INKY'S THE GREATEST PAL
A GIRL EVER HAD!
TAKES HER FRIEND PHYLLIS
TO THE PLANET ZARBLAT
WHERE THEY HAVE ALL SORTS--
WAIT A MINUTE!
NOT THE PLANET ZARBLATT?
WHOA. WHY WOULD YOU
WANT TO READ ABOUT I
WHEN YOU COULD GO THERE?
YOU CAN'T GO, DOOFUS!
IT'S ONLY PRETEND.
PJ, DIDN'T YOU TELL HER?
TELL HER?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH HAVING A BIG BROTHER
WHO FLUNKED SCIENCE.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
AN ARMY-SURPLUS G-1B
MOBILE TELETRANSPORTER.
A WHAT?
HECK. WE COULD MAKE YOU
ONE IN NOTHIN' FLAT.
BETTER THAN FRED'S, TOO.
HIS WAS STEAM-POWERED.
REALLY?
PIECE OF CAKE.
PEEJ, WE'LL NEED
SOME FRAMMISOLEUM,
COUPLE ATOMIC
CONDENSIFIERS,
CRAYONERATOR.
OH, OH, DO YOU
GOT SOME WIRE?
WE'LL
NEED LOTSA WIRE.
BE RIGHT BACK!
CAREFUL.
WATCH YOUR STEP.
PAINT'S STILL WET.
VERY DELICATE.
O.K.
PRESENTING, DA DA-DA-DA!
YOUR VERY OWN
INKYMOBILE!
[PISTOL]
WOWSERS!
STEP RIGHT IN.
TRY IT OUT.
TAKE YOU RIGHT TO ZARBLATT.
STAY THERE FOR HOURS.
DAYS.
HAVE FUN.
O.K.
BYE!
BYE!
YES!
YES!
BRILLIANT, MY MAN!
HEY, WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
WORLD RECORD, HERE I COME.
[FOOTSTEPS]
PISTOL.
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE HALFWAY
TO ZARBLATT BY NOW.
WOULD IF I COULD,
BUT I CAN'T.
THERE'S A JILLION
BUTTONS ON IT!
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE,
A ROCKET SCIENTIST?
IN THE BOOK, INKY
DRIVES THE INKYMOBILE.
INKY?
[WHISPERS]
OH, INKY, YEAH!
GOSH, I'M SUCH A BIG DOPE.
WHAT A COUPLE
OF LAMOS, HUH?
HOW COULD WE
HAVE FORGOTTEN
TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO INKY?
OH, HA HA!
OH, YEAH, SILLY US.
HOW COULD WE BE SO DUMB?
BEATS ME. IT'S ENOUGH
TO BAFFLE THE MIND.
NOW WHERE IS SHE?
LEFT HER RIGHT HERE.
INKY!
INKY-DINKY-DO!
[WHISTLING]
NOPE. NOT HERE.
NOT UNDER HERE.
[GASP]
WHY, LOOK!
THERE SHE IS!
PJ, IS THIS A CON OR WHAT?
PISTOL, SHE'S SITTING
RIGHT ON YOUR BED.
NOPE. DON'T SEE INKY.
WELL, WE DO.
OH, YEAH. LET'S SEE,
ABOUT 8'3", FUNNY HAT,
LITTLE FLOWER IN HER
LAPEL THING, SORT OF?
YEAAAHH. [GASP]
INKY! THERE
YA ARE, GIRL.
GIMME FIVE!
WELL, NOW WE'LL JUS
LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
YEAH, WE'RE SURE YOU GO
LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.
PLACES TO GO.
PLANETS TO SAVE.
STUFF LIKE THAT.
LATER!
BRILLIANT, MY MAN!
HEY, WHAT ARE FRIENDS
FOR, DUDE?
[BLAST]
PISTOL! HOLD IT DOWN!
[RUMBLE]
WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON?
[PETE] PJ! TURN DOWN
THAT VIDEO GAME!
LITTLE SISTER REVENGE!
PISTOL, PIPE DOWN!
COME ON, STOP IT!
YOU'RE GIVING ME
A HEADACHE.
[PETE] DON'T TRY
TO PIN IT ON HER!
SHE DOESN'T HAVE A VIDEO GAME!
[PJ]
ALL RIGHT! COME ON OUT!
O.K., KID.
THE JIG'S UP.
WHERE'D YOU HIDE
THE MONSTER BOOM BOX?
WHERE'D YOU GET THE
SOUND EFFECTS TAPE?
NOT TO MENTION
THE SHAVED ICE?
CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?
GET REAL! MY BOOM BOX
DOESN'T HAVE MONSTERS.
AND DAD SAYS YOU CAN'T STAR
SHAVING TILL THE 9th GRADE.
ME AND INKY WENT TO CHAPTER
ONE OF THE BOOK, SCHNOOK.
CHAPTER ONE?
NOT INKY AND HER PAL
SAVE THE MUTANT PENGUINS
FROM BOB THE BAD POLAR BEAR?
BINGO, BIG BOY.
DIRTY JOB, BUT SOMEBODY
HAD TO DO IT.
HUH?
SURE, INKY, OLD PAL,
LOVE TO SIT ON YOUR LAP.
THIS IS A SPRUSSEL BROUT.
HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.
BUT THIS IS MOM'S MACARONI
AND CHEESE FOOD STUFF.
ALMOST AS GOOD AS ICE CREAM,
BUT YELLOWER.
WHO WERE YOU
TALKING TO, DEAR?
TALKING TO INK--
TALKING TO ME.
TO ME.
I MEAN HIM. RIGHT.
YEAH.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
IT'S PROBABLY THE OFFICE.
PETE, DINNER, DIMPLE-GUMS!
[TV] NICKEL PACKAGE.
THE BALL IS SNAPPED.
THE CHEERLEADERS ARE JUMPING.
IT'S GOAL TO GO,
FOURTH DOWN!
WHATTA TIME TO STARVE.
TIME OUT ON THE FIELD.
YES!
DAD'S HUNGRY.
DAD NEEDS MORE
SPRUSSEL BROUTS.
I'M JUST GETTIN'
A SECOND HELPING
OF VEGGIES, DAD, YOU KNOW?
BACK TO THE ACTION.
GOOD BOY. MAKE YOU GROW.
TAKE ALL YOU WANT.
BUT EAT ALL YOUR CAKE.
PASS THE PEPPER, PLEASE.
WHAT? YOU CALL THA
A TOUCHDOWN?
[SHOUTS AT TV]
[GIGGLING]
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?
[BURP] EXCUSE ME.
PASS THE JAM, SON.
NICE TO SEE A BROTHER
MAKING HIS SISTER LAUGH,
BUT DON'T PLAY
WITH YOUR FOOD.
O.K.? MAKES YOUR MOM MAD.
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?
AH-CHOO!
AH, DROPPED MY FORK.
[PETE] WHY, I OUGHT TO--
[PISTOL] HEY, INKY,
HOW ABOUT SOME CARTOONS
BEFORE DESSERT?
NOT WHEN DAD'S
WATCHING FOOTBALL!
AHEMSOMEBODY
SAY CARTOONS?
OH, NO, I HAVE
A BETTER IDEA, PISTOL.
WHY DON'T YOU COME UP
TO MY ROOM AND PLAY?
OH, WHY, PJ,
AREN'T YOU NICE,
WANTING TO SPEND SOME QUALITY
TIME WITH YOUR SISTER?
HE'S ON THE 50,
40, 30. THE CLOCK
IS RUNNING OUT.
THE 20, 15--OH, THIS
IS GONNA BE CLOSE!
THE 10, THE 5, THE--
WACKA-WACKA-WACKA,
BOYS AND GIRLS.
IT'S TIME FOR--
REMOTE CONTROL!
REMOTE CONTROL!
WHERE'S
THE REMOTE CONTROL?
THE STOOPY
AND NUTSY SHOW!
YOU! GIMME THAT!
GEE, DAD, IT WAS--
EVERY CHANNEL'S
GOT CARTOONS!
GIMME THE TV STATION!
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!
EVERY CHANNEL'S
GOT CARTOONS!
AREN'T YOU THE SWEETEST?
TRYING TO GIVE PISTOL
SOME WHOLESOME FUN
INSTEAD OF THA
MINDLESS MACHO
MUCK MONGERING.
WHATTA YA MEAN
IT'S GOT TO BE MY SET?
WHATTA YA MEAN
THE GAME'S OVER?
WHATTA YA MEAN
THE SPIKERS WON?
WHAT DO--THEY WON?
THEY WON! MY TEAM WON!
YAHOO! EXTRA DESSER
FOR EVERYBODY!
IT'S ON ME! HA HA HA HA!
OH, PISTOL! HI!
WHAT ABOU
THE CARTOONS?
INKY AND ME
SEEN ALL THOSE.
WELL, WHERE YA GOIN'?
GOIN' TO CHAPTER TWO.
AAH!
[GULP]
Pistol!
NOW!
SO WHERE'D SHE GO?
OH, NO!
HOW ABOUT THEM KIDS?
PALS IN A POD.
BIRDS OF A FEATHER.
TAKE AFTER THEIR DAD.
AND THEIR MOMSIE.
HA HA.
AW, THE HECK
WITH THESE DISHES.
MY TEAM WON.
MY KIDS ARE PALS.
I WANT TO CELEBRATE.
WHAT WOULD
MY SUGAR SQUASH SAY
TO GOIN' OUT TO THE MOVIES
WITH HERS PETEY?
OOH! HOO HOO!
CHEESE BREATH,
YOU'RE SO DEBONAIR.
OH, BUT WHERE WILL
WE FIND A SITTER?
PJ COULD STAY WITH PISTOL.
THEY'RE GETTING ALONG GREAT.
TIME HE GOT HIS SHO
AT A A REAL JOB.
Pistol!
Pistol!
COME HERE.
COME HERE, PLEASE.
[PETE]
PJ!
YES, DAD?
SON, IT'S TIME
FOR YOU
TO GET SOME
RESPONSIBILITY,
EARNIN' POWER.
IN SHORT,
TO GET A JOB.
NOW?
BABYSITTING FOR
YOUR SISTER, DEAR.
AT 10 CENTS AN HOUR, TOO.
BUT--BUT--
THAT'S MY BOY,
DRIVING
A HARD BARGAIN.
O.K., SON,
20 CENTS AN HOUR.
CONGRATULATIONS.
BACK IN A SECOND,
CRUMB CAKE.
GONNA SAY GOOD NIGH
TO MY MARSHMALLOW
PISTOL PIE.
[GASP]
PISTOL, ARE YOU ASLEEP,
COOKIE CRUMB?
PEEJ,
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I DON'T HAVE A BLINDFOLD.
YOU THINK I WANT TO SEE I
WHEN DAD PUTS ME IN FRON
OF THE FIRING SQUAD?
GOOD NIGHT,
APPLE BLOSSOM CAKE.
YOURS MOMMY AND DADDY WILL
BE BACK IN A COUPLE HOURS.
AND UNTIL THEN,
YOU MIND YOUR BROTHER.
[MAX IMITATING PISTOL]
O.K., DADDY.
AW, HER LITTLE VOICE
IS CHANGIN'.
GUESS IT'S TIME FOR PEG
TO HAVE THAT TALK WITH HER.
AHH. YOU SAVED
MY LIFE, MAX.
YEAH, BUT IT'S ONLY
A TWO-HOUR STAY OF EXECUTION
UNLESS WE GE
YOUR SISTER HOME.
Pistol!
Hey, Pistol!
ALLY ALLY OXEN FREE.
YAHHH!
HYUCK! EVENIN'
THERE, BOYS.
YOU COME DOWN
TO HELP ME
TRIM THE NIGH
BLOOMING JASMINE?
OH, GOSH, NO,
MR. G.
NO, DAD. WE'RE JUS
LOOKING FOR
BUGS.
YEAH.
BUGS.
BUGS.
OH, UH,
SPEAKING OF BUGS,
HAVE YOU SEEN PISTOL?
OH, SMOOTH, MAX.
HMM. WELL,
LAST TIME I SAW HER,
SHE WAS TAGGING
AFTER YOU, PJ,
ASKING YOU TO BE HER PAL
AND PLAY WITH HER.
OH, NO. NOT ME.
SHE'S GOT LOTSA FRIENDS
TO PLAY WITH, MR. G.
THERE'S, UHHER
DWEEBY FRIEND GLADYS.
GOT THE MUMPS.
HER KINDERGARTEN CLASS.
CAMPING IN NANTUCKET.
MOM AND DAD?
GET REAL.
WELL, MAYBE SHE'S FOUND
HERSELF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
HAD ME ONE O' THEM.
IRVING HIS NAME WAS.
AH-HYUCK! HECK OF
A SKITTLES PLAYER.
DAD, THERE ARE
NO SUCH THINGS.
OF COURSE THERE ARE.
YOU REMEMBER YOUR
IMAGINARY TALKIN' COW?
AH-HYUCK!
YOU 'N' OLD MOOPHUS
USED TO GO
FLYIN' OUT YOUR WINDOW
'N' JUMP OVER THE MOON.
AH-HYUCK!
SAW IT MYSELF.
HEH. MOOPHUS?
DAD, I WAS ONLY A KID.
WOW. HEY, DO YOU STILL
SEE MOOPHUS?
PEEJ!
AW, HE WENT AWAY
AS SOON AS MAX FOUND
A REAL FRIEND--
YOU, PJ.
THAT'S HOW IMAGINATABLE
FRIENDS WORK.
THEY COME WHEN YA NEED 'EM
'N' LEAVE WHEN YA DON'T.
SAY, DOES THIS SORTA
REMIND YA OF SOMETHIN'?
YES! THAT'S IT!
THANKS, MR. G.
I GOT IT.
WE DIG UP A REAL PAL
FOR PISTOL,
AND INKY'S HISTORY.
SO WHO'S THE LUCKY CHUMP?
COUSIN GERTRUDE.
WAIT. SHE'S IN BOISE.
COUSIN MEGAN'S IN THE NAVY.
DIAL-A-PAL COSTS
5 BUCKS A MINUTE.
HEY, HOW ABOUT, UH, YOU?
OH, COME ON, MAX.
HOW CAN I BE HER FRIEND?
I'M HER BROTHER.
[PISTOL YELLS
LIKE TARZAN]
WHAT WAS THAT?
CHAPTER THREE--
THE GIANT GORILLA
MASKED BALL.
WHAT KINDA WEIRD STORIES
Y'BEEN READIN' THAT KID ANYWAY?
I MEAN, WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO MOTHER GOOSE
AND LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD,
AND--
WHOA!
[JUNGLE MUSIC PLAYS]
JOLLY SHOW,
INKY OL' PAL.
OUR INKYMOBILE WORKS?
[GRRARR]
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THE DANCE,
SPENCER MY GOOD MAN.
LEAVE 'ER ALONE!
BACK! BACK!
HYAH!
JERK!
IT'S O.K.,
PISTOL, HONEY.
YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU BUSTED MY INKYMOBILE!
NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET TO ZARBLATT?
WELL, NOW, PISTOL,
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
TO ZARBLATT ANYMORE.
YOU--LOOK, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WE CAN READ MY
TOXIC SLIME COMIC BOOKS.
YEAH, I'M TIRED
OF THEM, TOO.
I GOT IT! WE'LL PLAY
WITH MY BUG COLLECTION.
OH, C'MON. I'M JUS
TRYIN' TO BE FRIENDS.
BUGS 'N' SLIME?
SOME FRIEND!
I DON'T NEED YOU.
I GOT INKY!
WELL, AT LEAS
YOU WON'T GET KILLED
WHEN YOUR DAD COMES HOME
AND FINDS HER GONE.
NO. JUST SLIGHTLY MAIMED
WHEN HE FINDS HER CRYING.
[SIGH] SHE DOESN'
WANT ME FOR A FRIEND.
SHE JUST WANTS
INKY!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[KNOCK KNOCK]
WHATTA YA WANT, PJ?
HA HA HA HA HA!
IT'S NOT PJ.
IT'S YOUR
BEST FRIEND--
TA-DA! INKY!
HA HA HA HA!
COME ON, PEEJ.
YA THINK I WAS BORN
FIVE YEARS AGO? BROTHERS!
NO, REALLY. IT'S ME,
RIGHT OUTTA THE BOOK
AND READY TO HAVE
FUN, FUN, FUN!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEY, WHERE YA GOIN'?
TO ZARBLATT,
THE LONG WAY!
READY, INKY?
HERE WE GO!
NO! PISTOL, WAIT!
COME BACK!
MAX, C'MON.
PISTOL, YOU'RE
GONNA GET ME KILLED!
IF SHE DOESN'T,
I'M GETTIN' YOU
ON A DIET.
[PJ]
PISTOL!
OH, THERE GOES MY LIFE,
MY FUTURE
ON THIS VERY PLANET,
MY 25 CENTS AN HOUR.
20. THINK, PEEJ.
GOT TO BE SOMETHIN'
THAT'LL BRING HER BACK.
NO. THERE'S NOTHING
I GOT THAT SHE WANTS, MAX.
ALL SHE EVER WANTED
WAS ME TO READ HER
THIS DUMB BOO--YES!
HEY, PISTOL!
CHAPTER FOUR!
AHEM. "INKY 'N' HER PAL
"KNEW THEIR TASK
WAS NOT DONE.
HAD TO SAVE THE PLANETS
ONE BY ONE."
HEY, THE LAST CHAPTER!
"INK SAID, CHECK IT OUT,
NO TIME TO REHEARSE.
"WE'RE GONNA SAVE
THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!
"AND SO TOGETHER,
INKY AND HER CHUM
BLASTED THE MONSTERS
WITH BUBBLE GUM!"
AFTER 'EM, INK.
THIS IS THE PAR
I NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
"AND THEN, BETWEEN
A SET OR TWO OF TENNIS,
THEY BLEW AWAY
THE SLIMY MENACE."
WHOA, MAX, YOU GOT TO
CHECK OUT THIS GNARLY DUDE
WITH SQUID-SUCKERS
INSTEAD OF EYES.
"AND IN THEIR LAS
AND FINAL CAPER,
THEY KA-BOOMED
THE GRISLY GRONKS
TO VAPOR."
[SNORING]
"THEY ATE WITH ORKS,
AND, IF YOU PLEASE,
"THEY DANCED WITH THE SNARFS
AND DRANK WITH THE SNEES.
"INKY TEASED HER HAIR
IN A BIG BEEHIVE
AND JUMPED UP,
GAVE HER BUDDY FIVE."
[GIGGLING]
"AND SAID IT WAS TIME
SHE WENT AWAY
"BUT WOULD RETURN
PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME,
PERHAPS ANOTHER DAY.
THE END"?
OH, MAN, WHERE'S
THE REST OF THE STORY?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUDE
WITH SUCKER EYES, HUH?
CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT BOOK--
I GOT THE WHOLE SERIES.
AREN'T THEY NEAT?
INKY MEETS
THE MUTANT GAZEBO,
INKY GOES TO DAIRYLAND.
THE COWS TURN OU
TO BE VAMPIRES.
INKY EATS EARTHWORMS,
INKY IN THE TAR PITS.
HUH?
YOU ARE? BUT
YEAH.
I SUPPOSE HE IS.
FOR A BROTHER.
[SNIFFLE]
MISS YA, TOO.
YOU TALKIN' TO SOMEONE?
TELLIN' INKY GOODBYE.
AHH, SHE'S LEAVING?
SAYS I'M IN GOOD HANDS.
WELL? YOU GONNA
WAVE GOODBYE
OR JUST STAND THERE
BEING RUDE?
SHE'S WAVIN' TO YOU.
EEEEEP!
KNOW WHAT YA MEAN.
KINDA GETS YA
RIGHT HERE.
[PEG]
PJ, WE'RE HOME!
AW
[PETE]
AIN'T THAT CUTE?