Harlem (2021) s02e06 Episode Script

1
[upbeat music]
♪
[bears roaring]
[Camille] In nature,
vulnerability is synonymous
with weakness, which pretty
much always leads to death.
That's why a sea turtle's
first moment on Earth
is a full-speed run to the water.
Move too slow
and you're bird food.
Sometimes people,
and specifically Black people,
when the deck
is stacked against them
in the survival department,
can get so good
at masking vulnerability
to the outside,
we don't even know it
when we're feeling it inside.
[tiger roars]
Yeah, so change of plans, man.
Camille ain't coming.
Hmm.
Interesting twist.
Yeah, so I'm here on her behalf
to tell you to stop
embarrassing yourself.
Just move on.
That's her saying that or you?
That's me for her.
Well, why couldn't
you just come here
and tell me herself?
I'm handling her lightweight.
- Lightweight?
- [Ian] Yeah.
That's from her or from you?
Yeah.
Is that you saying yeah
or you as Camille?
What the fuck
you talking about, man?
Man, I don't know.
[laughs]
Mm.
Just stop texting her.
Why would she send you
when we were totally cool
at Columbia yesterday?
You saw her yesterday?
And she didn't tell you.
Double twist.
But she told you to come here?
Well, she left her phone
and I seen your text.
So she's keeping secrets
and you're hacking her phone.
Happily ever after is
off to a great start.
Yeah, well, actually, it is.
And that little text message
you sent to her
about y'all being a good team?
It's bullshit.
We're the team.
She chose me, not you.
Bro, that text message
was about work.
We got offered a grant.
- A grant?
- [Jameson] Yeah.
A grant is when a foundation
pays you to do some research.
I know what a grant is, man.
I'm not fucking stupid.
Okay then.
What's the big deal?
She's looking for another job.
This would be great visibility
and money.
Then why did she say no?
Maybe she was afraid
you'd get worried
about her working with her ex?
Look, bro,
I love Camille, a'ight?
I don't want her
to give up work for me.
- And she should say yes.
- She absolutely should.
- [Ian] Yeah, I'll talk to her.
- [Jameson] I'll talk to her.
You talk to her.
Long as we understand
she's with you for work
and me for love.
Aw.
On the house.
Happy Pride, guys.
[laughter]
Now that's a twist.
[Kenyon] It's
a quarter past midnight ♪
[Camille] Hey, babe.
Sorry about Tye's. I
Forgot this?
Uh, yes.
[sighs]
Longest day ever.
- Hey you.
- Hey.
Ooh, looks good.
- You look good.
- Thank you.
[both chuckle]
[inhales deeply]
Where were you?
Uh, Dr. Pruitt's
and then the dean's.
It was brutal.
Turns out that
Dr. Pruitt's assistant
stole half of her
Seneca Village project,
and she was pretending
to be Black.
[laughs]
She was really a white girl
from Florida.
Yeah, I'll never understand
the upside of white women
pretending they ain't white.
Yes!
Like, what do they want?
The bigger wage gaps?
Or is it the racism?
Or is it just pure jealousy
because I mean, like, you know?
- Facts.
- [Camille chuckles]
I heard that.
So now Columbia
is requiring paperwork
to prove that we are
who we say we are,
which means I have
to get my birth certificate,
which means I have
to go by my mom's.
But I'm not up for that alone,
so you could come?
In and out in ten.
I got you.
Yes, you do.
Mm-hmm.
So what have you
been doing all day?
[sighs]
Well, not too much.
Oh, I hung out
with your boy Jameson.
Okay, first of all,
he's not my anything.
And what do you
what do you mean hung out?
Like, on purpose?
So it was crazy.
I texted you, right?
Your phone dinged here.
And then right after,
he texted you
asking you guys to meet up.
It was a little bit
of a coincidence but I
I went.
[chuckles]
- That's weird.
- Yeah.
You know, it just seemed like
he was still trying
to get at you.
- No.
- [Ian] But ititit wasn't.
I talked to him,
and I guess it was about, um,
the grant that you guys
got going on.
And we actually think
you should take it.
The men talked
and decided what I should do?
- That's so fucked up.
- [Ian sighs softly]
And not to mention going
through my text messages?
Like, what the fuck, Ian?
Camille,
wasn't even like that.
Look, the first thing I did
was tell you.
I mean, I'm not the one
holding secrets here.
Meaning what?
Why don't you tell me?
Oh, okay.
So coincidentally,
some text messages
from my doctor came through.
Or were you going through
my emails, too?
It wasn't a secret.
I justI needed a few days
to wrap my head around the fact
that maybe I can't have kids.
What?
[soft dramatic music]
Wait.
That's not what you were
Baby, I was talking about
you not telling me Jameson
saw you at work.
Oh.
What's wrong?
It's a numbers
like, eggs thing.
So the fertility results
you were waiting on,
you actually already knew
and you went through
this alone.
I was going to tell you.
I just
it's really overwhelming
to find out that
the plans that we have
might not be
physically possible.
♪
I mean, I could have
been there for you.
You could have
been there for me.
WeI mean, we could have
what the fuck, Camille?
I thought we was past
you keeping shit to yourself
until the last second.
So what are we?
Wewewe a relationship
or some fucking
fake-ass white girl
pretending to be someone
we're not? Like
Ian.
Ian, we are not
a fake white girl!
[quirky dramatic music]
[doorbell buzzes]
♪
Coming!
♪
- We sure did.
- [Tye] Good morning, Zoe.
[chuckles]
Mm!
Oh, shit.
I forgot.
[all chuckle]
[doorbell buzzes]
Coming.
I'm coming.
♪
Thanks, Paul.
♪
Okay.
♪
[sighs]
What?
Oh, does Postmates
deliver heroin now?
Ha, ha.
No.
It's, um, fertility.
I'm freezing my eggs.
[sighs] Just when
I thought you were cool.
You want kids?
I want options.
I have medical issues and
Ah, we are getting
very close to an
actual, personal conversation.
So if I were to tell you that
I am deathly afraid of needles
and needed help?
Oh, yeah, no.
[chuckles]
Right.
Thanks for one of the most
fun nights I've ever had,
and you know how high
that bar is.
Period.
[smooches]
You're not so big.
I can't find my lube
or my bra,
so you can just keep them both.
Okay.
You're so kind.
[Missy] Thanks.
[chuckles]
[soft upbeat music]
♪
Oh, hey.
Would either of you
be nurses?
Happen to be nurses who could
guessguess not.
Is that everyone?
♪
Hello?
Why am I Other Sheila?
You met me first.
No one cares!
Yeah, you sloppy twat!
- You're the sloppy twat!
- [scoffs]
On your make,
your dirty underwear!
[glass shatters]
Who's a sloppy twat now?
[Griff's "Mirror Talk"]
♪
[Griff] Time out,
a minute to myself ♪
No, make it five ♪
'Cause I feel like my mind
is all over the place ♪
♪
Too much,
it's happening too much ♪
Where I lose my shit
and lock myself in ♪
[water pattering]
'Cause right now
I just keep praying ♪
Come on, girl ♪
Oh, get it together ♪
You can't stay here
forever ♪
Enough of this mirror talk ♪
You can cry me a river raw ♪
Or we can go back
and forth ♪
Get too overemotional ♪
Or stop
with this mirror talk ♪
♪
Maybe I'm going crazy ♪
Oh, so narcissistic
and twisted ♪
'Cause I only talk
to myself ♪
I only talk to myself ♪
You've changed, yeah,
you know that you've changed ♪
I don't recognize
when I look into your eyes ♪
They red as hell ♪
And ooh ♪
Break up with myself
and then ♪
Make up with myself
all over again ♪
I think I need
a new "Amen" ♪
[squeals and giggles]
You surprised me at work!
- Mm! Surprise?
- Mm-hmm!
You told me when
your lunch break was,
where your trailer was,
and you made sure I was on
the list to come on set, so
Just go
with the surprise thing.
- Surprise!
- Yeah!
[laughter]
Ebony the postal worker's
first scene is officially done.
My Hallmark Christmas movie
cherry has been popped.
How's it going?
Okay.
I delivered a lot
of mail today.
Every third line was,
"Merry Christmas!"
"Merry Christmas."
"Merry Christmas."
It's very white.
Like, let-me-speak-
to-your-manager white,
and I only get
an hour for lunch,
so we can eat or we can fuck.
I have something
awkward to ask first.
I knew it.
I knew you were too good.
What? You married?
Going to jail?
- A Trumper?
- Hard no on all.
Wow,
you have some back story, huh?
- Back, front, and middle.
- [sighs]
It's my birthday,
I'm having a party tonight
and I want you to come.
And before you say anything,
I know that we've only been
hanging out for a little bit
and might seem fast
to meet my friends,
and I showed front
like I don't care.
[Angie chuckles]
But I want to show you off,
Angie Wilson.
Shit.
You are too good.
Does that mean yes?
Because you are all I want
for my birthday.
And if you say no, I'm going to
have to cancel my party, so
Yes, I would love to come.
Then we should skip lunch
and make that happen.
Ooh.
And afterwards,
we can talk about my party.
[both chuckle]
[gasps]
Oh, mistletoe.
[laughter and smooching]
How am I this lucky?
[June] And all parties agree
that once payment
is accepted today,
it indemnifies
my client from further claims.
Furthermore, Mr. Jones
is not to contact my client
for any reason in the future.
And with that,
here's your payout.
$1,005,088.12.
Accurate.
[June] Of course.
I believe we're done here.
[Brandon's attorney] Agreed.
Tye.
Abso-fucking-lutely not.
[soft upbeat music]
Let's go, June.
♪
[Terri] Oh, oh!
There's a Miss Diva Angie!
Hi.
Hi, I was just telling
Terry how fun you are on set,
and that my husband
is drinking again.
But mostly how fun you are.
When I left this morning,
he was packing.
[chuckles]
Merry Christmas!
[door slams]
Next victim.
Ooh!
Someone's ready
for a party scene.
Mm, can I see how she looks?
Because I am
in some discounted fashion
and some needs-to-be-styled
hair.
You are funny.
How much do we love you?
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking
it's perfect.
[laughs]
Wait, are you serious?
But this isn't really
a style.
Oh, don't be hard on yourself,
girl.
Oh, I wasn't
being hard on me.
I was sort of being hard
on you.
[laughs] Hilarious!
How much do we love you?
Oh, but seriously, girl,
if there's anything that you
want to do, I trust you.
I will see you on set, diva.
[smooches]
[downbeat music]
♪
[dissonant ringing]
It isn't all in your head.
I mean, I'm in your head,
but the situation's not.
Countess Vaughn!
Oh, my God!
Oh, I am so sorry.
I stole your part.
No shade, but looking
at your hair and your dress,
you should have said no
from the start, honey.
[Angie] It's not fair.
We have to act
and be hair stylists?
I am in a movie
I don't want to do.
I was in a musical that
I didn't want to do,
and the shit went nowhere.
I felt better about myself
when I was unemployed.
- Oh.
- Maybe I should just
No, no, no, no, no.
What about that
brown girl that is hooked
on the Hallmark Channel?
You want her to see you, right?
Yeah!
I have 20 minutes before
I have to be on set.
What am I supposed
to do with my hair?
What every Black woman
has had to do
when something is jacked up
do it yourself.
[Tamera's "Flipside"]
[Tamera] You want me
in the morning, yeah ♪
[sighs]
[Tamera] You want me
in my feels all day ♪
I'm sorry, I don't wanna
feel that way ♪
I ain't tryna fill
that space right now ♪
No.
[Tamera] So I hit you
with the warning, yeah ♪
I'm afraid that
I might hurt somebody ♪
If I talk about it, yeah ♪
I don't want to hurt you ♪
but you don't want
to leave me alone ♪
So I move ♪
Oh, I've got to move ♪
I don't wanna be rude ♪
But I don't wanna
be near you ♪
So I move ♪
So don't act a fool ♪
I don't wanna be rude ♪
But I ♪
I wanna sleep,
oh, sleep all day ♪
[Jill] This is a really
different look for you.
What is this, like,
streetwear casual or something?
Well, no, I was fine
waiting because even
though you were 48 minutes
late, I'm not upset.
[chuckles]
Complicated morning.
I get it. I'm the queen
of complicated mornings.
Just yesterday,
another nanny quit
when I had Pilates
and it was a whole thing.
And I recognize
my white privilege,
but if you're going to be late,
just text 'cause waiting around
is so embarrassing.
[chuckles breathlessly]
And of course,
my bitch size-0 sister-in-law
walked by
when I was out there
and she asked
why I looked suspicious.
[high-pitched ringing]
Oh!
Do you think the CoolSculpt
even worked?
I feel like my hips
look exactly the same.
They lie, you know,
those clinics.
They say and they swear they're
going to take off inches
and pounds,
inches and pounds
Do you ever just
shut the fuck up?
What?
I mean, you just go on and on
about bullshit.
God, you must
be tired of yourself.
What is happening?
What is happening
is I changed my mind.
I can't do this.
I got to close up shop.
This is so bizarre,
and I have to say
inconsiderate.
Quinn, you need to alter
the dress I got from you.
Do I need to?
Do I need to do that, Jill?
Quinn, is everything okay?
Everything's fucking great.
Quinn!
[scoffs]
How is this even happening?
Why can't there be
one day just for me!
[quirky dramatic music]
I could try on clothes,
I guess.
[gasps]
I love that.
[Khi] Tell me
when you're feeling blue ♪
Just come to me ♪
Just come to me,
that remedy ♪
Got you feeling brand new ♪
It's what you need ♪
It's what you need,
that remedy ♪
Mom?
You awake?
What the hell?
[Deborah] Camille?
Shit.
Hey, Mom.
Who sent you?
No one, Mom.
Uh-huh.
Hi.
Hi.
So what is that?
[chuckles]
[Deborah]
Oh, isn't that darling?
It's a candy corn turkey.
I bought it on Etsy.
I know.
I couldn't resist.
- Don't you love it?
- [Camille] Yeah.
You're not going to
you're not going to eat it,
right, Mom?
Oh, you're so silly.
Not the whole thing.
[tinny Christmas music
playing]
Ah! [laughs]
Gotcha!
- [Camille laughs softly]
- Aren't they fun?
[chuckles] But Mom,
it's the middle of summer.
Well, since
I replaced the batteries,
the cats have gone into hiding.
Frisbee!
Pizza Cup!
Oh! [snaps fingers]
You know what? That reminds me.
Mom, um, I actually need to go.
I needed to get my
birth certificate
and my Social Security card.
So if you know where that is
[latch clicking]
- [Deborah] Look what I found.
- [Camille] Wow.
When I was looking
for the mistletoe.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe it?
I could never
keep you off that thing.
[chuckles] Yeah.
Hey! Let's hook it up
and play like we used to.
Mom, we never
played video games together.
- Of course we did.
- No, we didn't.
All the time. We did!
No, we didn't.
You got this after Dad
so that you didn't have
to deal with me.
Now, why do you always have
to bring up the dead parent
and not the one
who's still here
who's trying
to make things more joyful?
[softly] Okay.
[sighs]
Okay.
[Christmas music playing]
I'm going to go.
I got to
I got to get on the road.
I'm here all alone.
Yeah, Mom.
And whose fault is that?
♪
[tense music]
Okay.
[exhales deeply]
You got this.
You got this, girl.
It's just a fucking needle.
Okay.
It's just a fucking needle.
[chuckles]
All right.
[softly] Okay.
Oh, no!
You've done harder things.
You built a company from the
fucking ground up, bitch.
You are a lion.
You can give yourself a needle.
One, two, three.
Bitch, you didn't do it.
[softly] All right.
Mom, I didn't mean
to upset you.
I do my best, Camille.
I know.
I just wish it was different.
I thought the video game
would make you happy,
and it did.
I have pictures of you smiling.
Yeah, but that doesn't change
the fact that he was dead.
Away!
God.
Mom, not talking
about something
doesn't make bad
or sad feelings go away.
You can't just avoid it.
Yeah, I guess we have more
in common than I thought.
[sighs]
I'm going to go.
I'll figure out my birth
certificate thing later.
Hold on.
[Kenyon Dixon's "Guide"]
[soft upbeat music]
♪
[Kenyon] Come alive,
awaken my love ♪
Don't you see
the world ahead of you? ♪
Come closer
and get a better view ♪
♪
Yeah, I know
your heart's been breaking ♪
It's so tough ♪
What you feel
is all you really know ♪
But I'll water you,
I'll help you grow ♪
I always keep the
important stuff close to me.
[Kenyon] There's a light
that shines so bright ♪
On the other side ♪
I can't believe
I've never seen this before.
[Deborah] That's from
your first Christmas.
It's the only copy I have,
so I keep it tucked away.
♪
[sighs]
[Kenyon] You'll heal
when it's time to ♪
[camera shutter clicks]
There.
Now I have a copy, too.
♪
I know you did not
just come to my house.
I couldn't leave
without saying goodbye.
Yeah, you damn well could!
[door slams]
No, you know what?
You know what?
Get back in here.
You're gonna hear this.
To pay you off for nothing,
I had to cancel my plans
of launching a Q spinoff
called P for
polyamorous relationships.
It's a good idea.
Yeah, bitch!
All my ideas are good.
And I'll keep
coming up with more
and I'll keep getting richer,
while you'll just have
the money you stole from me.
I hope you're proud
of yourself.
Now get the fuck out.
No, get the fuck back in here.
[door slams]
[neighbor] Quit slamming
your fucking door!
- I'm on a Zoom!
- Sorry!
That night you left,
you said that I didn't have
any real relationships.
That shit was incorrect,
but mad useful to hear
because it helped me to examine
my dating life,
which was good,
so thank you.
But I have something for you.
What the fuck is your life?
What is your relationships
been that after all this time,
you never met anyone new?
You never moved on?
Instead,
you hang on to this anger,
try to take my apartment
and my money?
You asked what happened
to me but fuck, man!
What happened to you?
Yes, I ran away,
but to find a life.
You need to find one, too.
[paper rips]
Here.
I came.
It ain't mine.
What the hell is your game?
[Brandon]
No game.
I thought
I don't know,
if I hurt you as much
as you hurt me I'd feel better.
But I feel worse.
[soft dramatic music]
No matter how much money I get,
you still left.
And you right
I can't move on,
not because I ain't tried.
But eventually
they all left me, too.
Don't try to make me
feel sorry for you.
No need.
I do plenty of that shit
for the both of us.
♪
I'ma go now.
No need to slam the door.
Let's just agree it's implied.
♪
But Tye
I really am amazed
by all that you did.
I am so sorry.
[singer]
The one you always run to ♪
When you're seen, girl ♪
'Cause I'm in the same boat
as you ♪
[Angie singing softly]
[Michael]
Happy birthday to me ♪
[whispering] Stop.
[Michael]
Happy birthday to me ♪
No.
Is that
Happy birthday to me ♪
Shit, shit!
Shit!
Shit!
[Michael]
Happy birthday to me ♪
Happy birthday dear, Mikey ♪
[indistinct]
[Michael]
Happy birthday to me ♪
Happy birthday to me ♪
I told you.
There's no birthday
without you.
But what about your party?
My wish was more important.
[sighs]
I'm coming up!
Here we go.
[grunts]
Oh, no.
All right.
This is the one.
[laughs]
[grunts]
Fuck!
Oh!
God!
[laughs]
You know, it looks so
much easier in the movies.
I'll buzz you.
3F.
NoI look terrible.
Don't talk about my girlfriend
like that.
[whispering]
Girlfriend.
Yes!
[soft upbeat music]
I can't believe
you left your own party.
I can't believe
you didn't show up.
♪
II just had
a really tough day at work.
And the quickest way to
get into a sister's head
is through her hair.
Well, I am here now
to help you out of your head,
'cause there are about
15 minutes left in my birthday.
Okay.
Where is your cake?
Some rat found it.
[laughs]
That was so fast.
- Fast can be good.
- Mm.
Let's go fast.
Fast.
Really?
Yeah.
[Inayah] And you keep
lovin' me harder ♪
Mm.
Mm!
[chuckles]
[Camille]
By dropping the mask,
by bringing fear out
of the darkness,
we can be free.
Don't kill me, don't kill me,
don't kill me.
What are you doing down there?
Finished like ten
don't-kill-mes ago.
I didn't even feel it.
Mm-hmm.
[laughter]
oh, my God,
thank you so much.
Always.
[Camille]
And sometimes,
dropping a mask
can be more complicated.
[Ian] Camille, I'm closing up.
It's been a long night.
[Camille] This won't take long.
My mom told me to tell you hi.
Oh, great.
How is she?
Well, it wasn't
the worst visit I've had,
but I realized that
my mom will go through
great lengths
to avoid hard conversations.
And I can see that
I do the same.
It's as if not talking about it
and making every day a holiday
will somehow make it okay,
and I don't want to have
that kind of relationship.
Cam, we won't have
a relationship like that.
Yeah, but, I mean,
I'm keeping secrets
and you're checking my phone.
I mean,
we're kind of Mom-adjacent.
I should have told you about
Jameson coming to see me.
And I should have told
you about the doctor.
I just panicked.
You know, I didn't know how
you were going to react.
Oh, come on, baby,
you know me better than that.
And there are other ways
to have kids.
I mean adoption, surrogacy.
And you could even take in
Angie if you want.
[laughter]
But look, if this relationship
is going to work this time,
we have to figure
this out together.
All right?
No secrets.
I mean, that's why we're
in this, you know?
Thank you.
So what's the next step?
First me telling Jameson
that
I'm gonna do the grant
with you.
And not because you
and Ian decided for me,
but because the reason that
I didn't want to do it
is because I don't want to deal
with my own motherhood shit,
which is stupid, you know?
It's a great opportunity
and great visibility
and I need a job offer.
So yeah, I'm going to do it.
Yes!
- Yes.
- [Camille chuckles]
Thank you.
Ithis is exciting.
Yeah, but you just
remember this moment
when you realize what a pain
in the ass I am to work with.
No, but Camille, honestly,
I could not do this
without you.
Okay, you don't have
to lay it on so thick.
I said yes.
No, I mean,
they wouldn't approve the grant
if you weren't also
a part of it, so.
Me?
Why?
Why?
People listen to you online.
You're a
you're a whole thing.
I'm a whole thing?
So after years
of being less of a thing
or maybe a half
or kind of like a sixth,
my dreams of becoming a whole
thing have been realized?
[chuckles]
You know what I'm saying.
No, I don't.
Um, so we should probably
get a game plan in order.
- Computer.
- Mm-hmm.
- Snacks.
- Okay.
And that good old
Professor Parks playlist.
- Hey now.
- Uh-huh.
All righty then.
So, like, you want
to do this right now?
Uh, I mean, are you not ready?
Excuse me?
No.
- What are you talking about?
- Just say it.
I stay ready.
Let's get it.
All right.
[singer] I don't feel ♪
No ways tired ♪
I have come too far ♪
From where I started from ♪
♪
Nobody told me ♪
That the road
would be easy ♪
And I don't believe ♪
He brought me this far
to leave me ♪
♪
[singers]
I just can't ♪
Give up now ♪
I've come too far ♪
From where
I've started from ♪
♪
Nobody told me ♪
The road would be easy ♪
And I don't believe ♪
He's brought me this far ♪
Thank you guys
so much for coming.
I feel like such a dumbass
for going on about Mike
and bringing up "Vogue."
I wished you would
have told me at Pride.
But it's not
just about "Vogue."
I mean, it feels like
this is about everything.
- And nothing.
- [both] Mm.
[sighs]
I have so much.
- What am I so upset about?
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Don't feel guilty
about your feelings.
[Angie] You have had
a rough few months.
And if you want to talk shit
about Isabela, I got you.
We can start with her teeth.
She has beautiful teeth.
[Angie]
I don't give a fuck.
Everything about her will be
fucked up when I get through.
[Quinn chuckles]
Thank you.
I just feel like I need
to take a break from my life
for a few days, you know?
Just, like, forget everything.
Do you know who
you sound like?
A middle-aged white woman
who gets to write a memoir
about how she's feeling?
[laughter]
Camille after graduation.
Yes!
Oh, she was a mess.
Self-sabotaging her future,
wanting to blow off
grad school.
Mm-hmm.
Until our trip
to Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico!
Puerto Rico!
[laughter]
Oh, my gosh.
That trip really helped her
through her struggle.
- [Tye] Mm-hmm.
- [Angie] Yes.
But that was then.
And this is now, and we are
very much the same friends.
Yes, but instead of
circling around our Camille,
we do it for you.
Mm-hmm.
That trip was everything.
Maybe the island still
has some healing magic?
There's literally no downside.
Mm-hmm.
Well, other than Tye
having to pay for most of it.
That's money
I would love to spend.
First class and a suite,
please.
Going too far.
[Quinn takes deep breath]
A girl's trip
back to Puerto Rico.
Mm-hmm.
- Fuck, yeah.
- [both] Yes!
Bitch!
Yes.
Aw, it's going to be fun.
Where's Camille?
She should be here.
Uh-uh.
Text that bitch again.
[notification chimes]
[Camille] And sometimes,
vulnerability is so encompassing,
it can't be hidden.
No mask works,
weakness must be shown,
and life can change
in an instant.
Oh, shit.
[IDMAN]
Had me running right back ♪
♪
Camille, what did you do?
[IDMAN] I'm probably poly,
probably poly ♪
Messy, messy, messy, messy ♪
I'm probably poly, probably,
probably poly ♪
I know you like me ♪
I know they like you too ♪
And it's okay ♪
You're super likable ♪
I know you want me
I really want you too ♪
And it's okay ♪
'Cause you're desirable ♪
Think I should never
text you back ♪
Leave you on read ♪
But instead ♪
Had me running right back ♪
I gotta stop this ♪
[singers]
She outta pocket ♪
[IDMAN chuckles]
[IDMAN] Bruh, messy,
messy, messy, messy ♪
I'm probably poly,
probably poly ♪
Messy, messy, messy, messy ♪
I'm probably poly, probably,
probably poly ♪
I know you like me ♪
I know they like you too ♪
And it's okay ♪
You're super likable ♪
I know you want me ♪
I know they want you too ♪
And it's okay ♪
'Cause you're desirable ♪
- You don't gotta change ♪
- [singers] Na na, nana ♪
[IDMAN]
We don't gotta change ♪
[singers] Na na, nana ♪
[IDMAN] No need to explain ♪
[singers] Na na, nana ♪
[IDMAN] There's
no need to explain ♪
You know that
I feel the same ♪
You don't gotta change ♪