How to Sell Drugs Online: Fast (2019) s02e06 Episode Script

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Yes, and here's the garage.
Yeah, I just cleared it out.
For my son and his friends.
They run a really cool start-up in here.
Moritz?
Susi
- What are you doing in here?
- Uh
I found Susi. Uh
In the forest. She
was just
lying there.
And her leg was bleeding.
I went to the vet, and he said that
That he had to amputate it.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Okay. I think we've seen
enough of the garage.
- Who are you?
- Windt. Estate agent.
I have the thankless job of
finding someone to move into this dump.
Of course, you can knock down
this garage and build a, a
Maybe build a
Maybe build a swimming pool.
Well, like I said, we'd really prefer it
if the buyer would let us stay here
for the time being.
Mr. Zimmermann, between you and me,
no one will buy this place
with you as a sitting tenant,
so either you move out voluntarily,
or we'll find another way.
Oh no, Mr. Windt,
I think you must have missed
a few sessions on tenancy law
during your re-training.
Good luck getting
an eviction for personal use,
with the occupant being a single father.
And a police officer.
You do know what that regulation is?
But don't worry.
Dad's so afraid of conflict,
he'll probably even help with the move.
You know I was always scared that
I'd end up being an arsehole like Mum.
Do you know what would be even worse?
Being a loser like you.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Normal people touch their screen
an average of 2,617 times a day.
That's normal people.
Now, look at all these hipsters.
Notice anything?
This would all make for
the perfect Instagram feed.
Vegan food, fixies
Super-meaningful tattoos
If I were an undercover police officer,
I'd be really suspicious.
It's so obvious!
- Hm?
- No one has their phone out, do they?
Where do you ever see that?
People here have
the coolest job in Holland,
and not one of us can talk about it,
or post anything about it.
And if anyone asks,
you have to say
that you work for a fucking start-up
that sells fizzy drinks.
I just can't do it anymore.
You know, I have to be able to
tell my friends what I do for a living!
I mean, what else
are we supposed to discuss?
It's a good thing
that today is your last day.
You must be super good at it.
Hiding things
from your friends and family.
But when I lie,
everyone realizes straight away.
Last year, Christmas was mine. I won.
I had the best presents.
What did I buy them with?
Drug money.
Like some kind of criminal.
And then I prayed so loudly at church
that everyone looked at me.
It was really awkward. Even for the vicar.
The other day I accidentally
told my grandma everything.
You did what?!
She had a stroke,
she doesn't notice anything, thank God.
I shouldn't say "thank God",
but she doesn't understand.
There are studies that show they might
understand more than previously thought.
Okay, then we'll just have to
euthanise her, I guess.
Grandma Eni knows too much.
What about you?
Who did you have to lie to come here?
Can you keep a secret?
Go on, tell me.
My grandma will love this secret.
Good.
Okay.
So
Just between us,
I wasn't actually
planning on taking the offer.
But life doesn't play out like a film.
It's more like a computer game:
you have to make your own decisions,
because everyone's against you.
Am I still that student
who goes to school, sits his A-levels,
and then goes to university
in the nearest big town?
- Like everyone else?
- Mo, get your arse over here.
Take the fucking exam
and don't throw your whole life away.
Or have I already decided
to do something completely different?
Okay. And then you came here.
No.
I took back control.
Don't look like that.
You wanted to hear the story.
Desperate times
call for desperate measures.
And now I'm here.
In my own office,
with a harbour view.
Welcome to the Good Times family.
Living the dream, huh?
Mm-hm.
Oh, come on!
That's part of being successful, isn't it?
Mark Zuckerberg stole Facebook
from these two guys at his university.
But everyone hates him.
Should I be quiet?
- Mm.
- I'll be quiet.
Just because you've moved on
doesn't mean those you left behind
no longer mean anything.
Windt, estate agent.
Luckily, it's the same
the other way around.
I still mean more to some people
than I thought.
Well, not that many people.
Technically, there's just one
I'm actually sure about.
Can I pop to the toilet?
If I change my mind,
there's a back door of sorts there.
In the end,
it was actually a pretty normal week.
Wow. It's good to see that
you've already settled in so well.
Don't get too attached to her.
So
Are you enjoying your last day?
Is this how you'd spend
your last day on Earth?
I'd have had
his trousers off by now.
Oh yeah?
What did she say?
Something along the lines of "carpe diem".
Just a bit more complicated.
And in Dutch.
And speaking of Come with me.
I want to show you something.
So they just accepted your resignation?
I told them I still needed to
find out what's important to me in life.
And they said
Or, you can lead a horse to water,
but you can't
Make it drink.
So you actually do speak Dutch?
- No, I just heard that before.
- Hm.
Blue or red? Hm?
- Uh, actually, I'd rather not.
- Come on!
It's not dangerous at all. I promise.
And you'll never get it
this fresh anywhere else.
Hey, Elon Musk wouldn't sell cars
without actually knowing about them.
As a matter of fact,
that's the core problem with Tesla.
Apart from the fact that
the motor technology comes from Bosch.
Not to mention the clearance,
- compared to German car manufa
- So, if you choose the red pill,
you'll be enlightened
and finally understand what it is
you're selling to everyone.
Or
take the blue pill
and exactly the same thing will happen.
Up to the milligram.
So?
Feel anything yet?
- What?!
- It'll take about 20 minutes.
What do you want to do now?
Hm?
I think I'd like to go to the toilet.
Down that staircase.
If you're not back in five minutes,
I'm calling the police here!
Trust me,
I wish I had that thing from
Men In Black, you know?
You'd forget it all.
But yeah,
they only exist in movies, I'm afraid.
- Sorry.
- Huh?
Shit.
Pay day.
Are you coming? It's getting late.
We don't want your father or that, uh
Lenin looking for you.
Hup.
Whoa!
Trust me, you'll get over it in time.
Your boys, I mean.
Beauty and the Wheelchair.
In six months, you'll have forgotten
that they ever existed. Honestly.
Huh?
Hey, Dad?
Dad?
Can we talk?
Dad!
Father wears his Sunday best ♪
Mother's tired, she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs ♪
Sister's sighing in her sleep ♪
Ah, ah, ah ♪
Brother's got a date to keep ♪
He can't hang around ♪
Our house ♪
In the middle of our street ♪
Our house ♪
Moritz, we can stay here!
Some anonymous investor
wants to buy our house,
and we can stay here rent-free!
I have no idea why!
But sometimes,
even a loser like me can get lucky.
- Dad, I'm sorry, I
- No.
You're right.
Look at yourself, you're a doer!
Your life will never be
dictated by some moron!
Come on, Dad!
Hey Marie, this mystery buyer is letting
us live here for at least ten years!
Mr. Windt said that
it's some sort of tax dodge,
but I just think the guy's an idiot!
- Then again, it's not like we give a shit!
- Daddy!
Sorry, love.
- But I don't give a shit, seriously!
- Have you been drinking?
As if.
Ah, well A tiny bit.
Moritz!
Can we take a family hug selfie?
- It's the perfect moment!
- Okay.
- Yeah. A hug selfie.
- I think
I think that things here
are finally looking up again.
Our house, in the middle of our street ♪
We'll get that money together.
Yeah we will.
Without that stupid Moritz.
Our house, in the middle of our street ♪
Our house, in the middle of our ♪
Susi! Have one more!
You still have more legs than me,
you can handle it!
Our house, in the middle of our ♪
Our house, in the middle of our street ♪
He's coming round.
Have you broken up with Lenny, now?
Or did Dan steal him from you?
I think it's good that you came.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
let's hope there is
no pyromaniac around today.
You do realize that,
in a way, you're a criminal now too?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Attempted arson?
Community service at the very least.
And the fire brigade came out,
so there'll be a heavy fine too.
Thank you.
For giving you the privilege of
sitting your English mock exam?
No. For showing me that when
a friend is being really terrible,
that's when they need you most.
Complete silence. Quiet now please.
You can start. Best of luck.
Moritz, how much trouble are you in?
- Mo.
- Lisa? Please.
A reminder that
our annual waffle sale
will take place in the foyer at lunchtime.
- All proceeds go to
- Hm.
With plants, you should watch for
So make waffles, not war.
In India, everyone eats them like this.
And the internet says
all the vitamins are in the skin.
The internet says Lady Gaga has a penis.
Hm?
- We thought you were dead.
- We hoped.
No.
Didn't Kowinski say anything?
I had the flu.
Now you're doing a bit of sport?
Come on, let's go.
We need to talk.
- There's nothing to say.
- No, it's important.
You're in danger.
We're in danger.
I saw him.
Maarten.
You guys, they kill people!
Sure. And why should we believe you?
Because I'm not lying.
Maybe it slipped your mind, but last time
you said it was the truth, it was a lie.
It was the truth,
I just didn't know it at the time.
- Exactly, you lied.
- No!
Well, it was actually the Dutch
who were lying. I told the truth.
They do kill anyone who wants to get out.
But I only found that out recently.
So, by definition, I didn't lie.
Fuck the definition. The fact is,
you deliberately lied to us, you moron.
I told you the truth without realizing!
It's different, you
Hm?
There's a big difference, okay?
I accidentally saved our lives.
Lenny, I saw Maarten
actually kill someone.
Someone wanting to get out,
and who knew too much!
I've absolutely no idea
what you're planning to do now,
but as long as you keep me in the loop,
you'll be safe.
I hope.
As soon as I have a plan,
I'll let you know.
We might need to leave the country.
What do you have in mind?
Bali?
Can we please just forget
our business issues for a moment?!
And concentrate on the fact that
we're friends!
Come on. You think this is
an argument between business partners?
I bet you've just realized now that
you can't get shit done on your own.
"Friends", come on. Be honest.
Would you have spent
so much time with Lenny
if he hadn't been writing all the fucking
code for all your fucking ideas?
Well, now you won't have anyone.
Mm!
And don't think you're alone
because you're a misunderstood genius.
Nah. You're alone
because you're a bad person.
There you go. As agreed.
Goodbye.
You heard him. Find those two boys.
Mate, you knew that, right?
Yeah, you eat that bit as well.
I'm heading off, Jule. See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
- Bye, Volker!
- Bye, James!
Hi, James.
- Why is everyone calling me James?
- You don't know who you are?
- Hm?
- You're James Dean!
- Hey?
- James Dean!
You must know who James Dean is!
Oh
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know.
- Hm.
So, I've been thinking.
We're Apple.
And Moritz is Microsoft.
Sooner rather than later, people are
going to start getting fed up of Microsoft
and want to buy from
the much cooler underdog brand instead.
- What are you talking about?
- Here.
I was bored, so I played around a bit.
- You programmed a new site?
- Mm-hm!
CandyBay!
It's a life insurance policy!
Well, for now it's just a mock-up.
- A mock-up life insurance policy.
- Amazing! It looks great.
I don't know.
You and your fucking copycat problem.
"Code is art!
You couldn't just duplicate a Picasso!"
I think Lenny would rather put a bullet
through his head than copy MyDrugs.
- How much money have we got left?
- 45,000.
45,000?! You started MyDrugs
with a lot less than that.
Guys. We have start-up capital,
a marketing department,
a better coder - no offense
Huh?
It's not the copycat problem.
You're still in love with Moritz.
What?
I can't just do that.
- Moritz is my
- Don't say the F-word!
- Friend isn't the F-word.
- I know, Dan!
But why?! After everything he did to you?
What he did to us? Lenny. Please.
If you don't want to do it because of him,
do it for my sake.
We'll get the money for your therapy,
even if it's dangerous.
Even if it takes a long time
before we can compete with MyDrugs.
We're your friends,
and we'll get through it together!
Maybe it doesn't have to take that long.
Hm You built a thermal exhaust port
into your Death Star, didn't you?
I knew it!
You're a genius!
Uh thermal exhaust port?
Just google it.
You and me
But
What if Moritz is telling the truth?
Lenny, if they wanted to kill us,
they would have done.
THE NETHERLANDS
Route calculated.
Destination: Holland.
Please fasten your seat belt.
Have a relaxing trip.
Yeah, you're right.
Ah yes, the thermal exhaust port.
The breaking point.
The ultimate symbol of distrust.
Once every minute,
Lenny's Pebble watch transmits a pulse
to the MyDrugs server system.
A so-called "keep alive signal".
The moment Lenny starts the application,
the signal is interrupted,
and a self-destruct script gets triggered
on the MyDrugs servers.
All traces of MyDrugs will be deleted.
All user data.
Every password.
Every last Bitcoin.
Hit the kill switch ♪
If a button could delete
everything we've done
Pebble time.
Would you press it?
It'd be fun to programme.
Hit the kill switch ♪
Hit the kill switch ♪
I wanna kill your sound
Make the right noise ♪
Hit the kill switch ♪
When you lose everything,
you realize what you want.
And what did you want?
Friendship?
Or business?
I think that my time's up, isn't it?
Yeah, in a bit.
Okay. Sorry, I have to go.
Everything will be okay in the end.
If it's not okay, it's not the end.
Do you know this one?
There are two rules for success.
First, never tell anyone
everything you know.
Okay. And the second?
Oh Thorsten, that is the joke.
Mo, come on. Let's go.