How to Survive Being Single (2020) s02e06 Episode Script

-Are you awake?
-Yes.
-Are you
-A little bit.
May I use your bathroom?
-Yes, at the end of the hall.
-Got it.
What are you doing?
-Dude. Are you okay?
-Yes.
Do you need help?
Shit, Sebastián! What the hell?
You stay there.
-What the fuck?
-Could you
It's that it's cold in here.
Come on, now!
What are you doing?
-At the end of the hall, right?
-That's correct.
Shit.
What did you do, you idiot?
No!
What did you do?
You didn't wax, stupid.
I SLEPT WITH MY BEST FRIEND
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE
Sure you don't want some cereal
or anything?
-Nothing?
-No, thanks.
-Are we good?
-I'm good.
-Are you good?
-Yes.
-Everything was all good, right?
-Yes.
It just happened.
-As long as you're good.
-I'm good.
You're good. We're both good.
Everybody's good.
See you later at the theater.
I'm leaving now.
We're promoting
the Little Miss Mischief remake.
It's really sexual.
My character is non-binary.
This one's called Little They Mischief.
My first crush in life
was your sister who played Julia.
No, i play both characters!
I'm Julio and Julia.
Wow, okay How embarrassing!
Could we take a photo together later?
Or you could give me your number.
I'm older now, but still mischievous.
Oh, Michelle Vieth!
Thanks, Meli.
You make great coffee!
-Mich! How are you?
-Hi!
Welcome!
-How are you?
-Fine, you?
Welcome, Sebastián. Nice to meet you.
I'm Samantha.
I know who you are!
Thanks, what an honor.
I want to know all about you,
but just between us,
I'm glad you split up with Lucia.
-She was a bit of a bitch.
-Totally.
We're still very close.
Well, I mean, an empowered bitch.
-Like us!
-Like us!
Exactly.
Holy shit, make-up guy!
You can see his dark circles!
Fix that, darling.
-See you, Mich.
-Bye.
-Being famous is great.
-Yes.
Do you like fruit?
See how happy he looks?
Do you want two women
and a man to cover you in fruit?
I'm Fruit Fish!
And I have a proposal for you.
Fruit therapy consists
of smearing fruit
We should charge him rent or something.
I can't believe how immature he is.
He's like a kid.
Well, it's Fish.
It's nothing compared to
what else he's done.
And that bike?
-What bike?
-And the piercing!
He's petrified of these things.
-He's scared of tetanus.
-It's about Daniel.
It's not like I care.
At all. We're not together anymore.
I mean,
it's like he's having
an early midlife crisis.
Even my dad isn't that ridiculous.
Your dad? Maybe a little bit.
A little.
-Why do you care?
-I don't!
It's over. I'm over it, done.
Closed!
Yes. Maybe don't bring it up anymore.
Me? I brought it up?
-Okay.
-Won't do it again.
-It's fine.
-I'm probably obsessed or something.
All of you at home know you can't miss
this work of art starring, directed
and produced by
the multi-faceted and talented
Sebastián! Let's hear it for him!
TODAY SEBASTIÁN IS JOINING US
TO TALK ABOUT HIS WORK "ALMOST AT THE END"
Turkey time!
AS WELL AS ACTING AND DIRECTING,
SEBASTIÁN IS A GREAT DANCER
Turkey time, Sebastián!
We'll be right back
with Buongiorno Mexiquito.
Cut! Cut! Thanks!
Meli!
-Where were you?
-Call it a day, thanks.
Call me to have fun.
Bye, Samantha Echeverria.
Why don't we play volleyball?
Ukraine is doing great.
No, Brazil.
Both of them.
No!
What's wrong with you pigs?
Ogling women like that.
Disgusting!
And this doesn't look disgusting to you?
It looks like a stroke of genius.
Thanks, Daniel. It's not sexual.
It's therapy.
Unlike Sebastián who fucked Natalia
and is now really confused.
Am I that predictable?
-Just a little.
-So expected.
It was just the excitement of the moment.
Yes, maybe there'd been
some sexual tension.
Natalia knows
it didn't really mean anything.
We talked about it today,
and she said everything was fine.
Careful. Women try to act cool,
but deep down they want something serious.
The problem starts when
you both want different things.
-It can get messy.
-No, look.
Natalia is cool.
Bad Bunny would say, "S'all good."
If it's "S'all good,"
ask her to the party.
Yes, sure.
I did, yesterday.
-Great.
-What happened to
the romantic Sebastián,
eager about love,
who covered the city with a girl's face
to find her?
-That's fucked up.
-Never rode a bicycle again.
What about the enthusiastic romantic
Sebastián who proposed
to his lady in a movie theater?
He became a laughingstock
with a viral video with
6.8 million views!
The new Sebastián
wants to enjoy his freedom,
and Natalia is cool, but just a friend.
Will the new Sebastián
only be speaking in the third person?
How long have we known each other?
All our lives!
Since May 2, 1990.
Do you think you can fool me?
Me, who went to kindergarten with you?
Me, who's been your accomplice
since we ate chalk.
You can't, player.
I know what you're feeling is fear.
You're afraid to let loose
and let life surprise you
because when you have,
it hasn't always been pleasant.
But that's what life is about.
Trial and error.
Go for it. Really.
I understand,
-but I'm fine now.
-Okay.
I want to experiment,
and not screw up like before.
Try to understand, Fish.
The new Sebastián wants to have fun
in third person with third parties.
And that's fine!
Just make sure Natalia feels the same way.
Yes. Of course.
Listen, not to trash Mafer,
but she was cool at the start too.
-Enough about Mafer!
-Eat your wings.
Enough!
Come in!
Hi. Okay, Fish.
He wants 15 more tickets.
Don't give him any.
He just wants to resell them!
-Okay.
-Hey.
That's a cool shirt. Is it new?
No, I was wearing it this morning.
Speaking of this morning
No need.
We're adults.
Okay, yes.
Well, tomorrow
Gonzo's having
a little get-together at his place.
All my friends will be there,
so if you wanted to come
If not,
it's totally fine, no pressure.
I understand what happened today
You're not pressuring me
to go drink and have a good time.
Yes, I'll come.
The energy of fruit is
sacred,
cosmic.
We must vibrate with them.
Here we have a mango.
Mango has the quality of not being
just a mango.
I see it as
a bridge for energy, for souls.
I mean, if I, Mr. Fruity,
want to connect with you,
Caro, use a mango.
If you, Mar, want to connect with me,
use a mango.
Begin your exploration
with your mango
guide it to your heart
because that is the entrance to the soul.
Like this?
Like that. Good.
Good. I like that
you're helping each other
because it's better that way.
-Like this?
-Yes.
Are we alone, master?
A master is
a master builder who works with cement.
I am just a humble teacher.
Are we alone,
teacher?
If you think about it,
we're never really alone, my dear.
I bought two tickets
for the movie we talked about.
-Good idea.
-I don't know if you want
Mafer?
Did you find my visa?
-No!
-Mafer!
Hey, you chipper little squirrel!
I didn't find it.
It must be in the safe you got,
but I'm leaving.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry for the inconvenience
and all the trouble!
It's a drag, I know.
-But guess what?
-What?
We're going to New York
to celebrate that I can now legally drink.
It's good you get time
to travel now!
So great.
It's just for two days.
You're coming to Gon's party?
It's also gonna be for my birthday.
There's gonna be drinks, everything.
Why wouldn't I be going to a party
hosted by my friend of ten years?
Ten years?
That's like half my life!
Could I just
There are men upstairs.
I'll go get it.
I love that lady.
I'm such a fan.
Yeah, she's hilarious.
And that concludes today's session.
Have a nice trip!
Really, Mafer?
What are you looking at?
Sorry about that.
That's the lady
who took care of me as a child.
The years haven't been kind to her.
-Nat!
-What's up?
Glad you could make it! Come in.
-Sorry.
-Sorry!
How are you?
Oh, sorry!
No, it's fine.
What happened to the little get-together?
This is a quiet night at Gonzo's house.
-Natalia, my dear. Welcome!
-Hi.
Make yourself at home.
Drinks on the terrace.
Drugs in the dining room.
So, you want a drink or drugs?
A drink is fine.
Perfect.
Mafer, Nat,
-Hi.
-Hello. I'm so glad you came.
-How are you?
-Good, you?
-I'm fine.
-That's good.
-Mezcal?
-Yes.
Look at him, he's ridiculous.
Another dude with Peter Pan syndrome.
Except Peter Pan didn't fuck
the Lost Boys.
Are you sure?
Actually, no. Good point.
If you wanted,
you could have fun
with a young guy too, Mafer.
I want a man, not an asshole.
Women have it much easier
than men when it comes to getting laid.
Totally agree.
Women decide, we don't.
Your belief doesn't count.
You're famous, handsome,
the rules don't apply to you, Sebas.
Just because we pick someone,
doesn't mean they'll choose us back.
Only a total idiot
wouldn't pick you, Nat.
In my experience,
men are intimidated by adult women.
Oh, please.
No clue in what you want.
One day, you're nice.
Next, you don't answer our texts.
You're confusing.
Some of you can be a little intense.
What a sweet fight, so much tension.
-Why sweet?
-What fight?
You're so hammered.
We're okay.
Nat, good to have you here.
Question
Who has an easier time getting laid?
Women, obviously.
Thanks, Danone.
They don't have to try hard.
So much effort. Tattoos,
Piercing, learning to ride a bike
What a bitch, buddy!
Yeah! High five!
Yeah.
Beer?
Who's playing?
Why does this place
smell like a fruit market?
You don't want to know.
The banana is the fruit
that can open the door
to a path of greater understanding
and high vibrations.
Who's that dude?
My worst enemy.
I'm gonna get a drink. Want something?
Go ahead, I'll be right there.
I want to watch this.
Okay.
Mafer, what's that asshole doing here?
He added me on LinkedIn three months ago.
We've talked.
He's not apparent.
He's a gentleman.
Well, if it isn't Danny Boy.
Careful of this fucker.
He's a dog.
You're flirting on LinkedIn?
Google Maps too?
Leave me alone.
I'm allowed to have fun too.
To get revenge in the worst way.
Seriously, there are still ethics here.
I need your help.
Sebas is about to screw up with Natalia.
I have a plan to stop him.
Come on!
Come!
Why do you look like a Teletubby?
-Billy.
-My love.
Why are you staring?
Never seen adults kiss before?
Who is that dude?
-What a shit!
-I know.
Mafer brought him to annoy Daniel.
Why do people do that?
They just tangle things.
I guess not everyone can be like us.
-And how are we?
-Well
Like you said this morning,
we're adults, right?
Adults.
Fucking Mafer.
She's like a soap opera villain.
Will you come
to the basement with me?
-I'm out of
-Ice.
-We have a basement?
-Yes.
Go with him. It's heavy.
-Do you want ice?
-No, thanks.
-How's work going?
-Good, good.
These last two weekends have been great.
-That's great.
-Yes.
What's up with Sebas?
I don't know.
I'd like to know though.
He's been especially weird today.
Yeah.
-It hasn't been easy for him with women.
-I know.
I don't want to pressure him either.
We're cool.
I know him, and I think
you have to make the first move.
He's a little slow.
He cares about you.
Want a beer?
Yes. Thanks.
Dude, this isn't a basement!
I lied. You know there's no basement.
I knew it. What do you want?
You know I'm not
exactly the most romantic guy,
not by a long shot,
but there are women who are worth spending
more than one night with.
I always thought of you as
an idealistic idiot about love,
but lately I've started
to understand how you felt.
Why are you telling me this?
Natalia has everything.
Don't fuck up with her.
-Come on. Let's go.
-Okay.
-Want another mezcal?
-No.
-Sure?
-Yes.
Okay.
Well
There's no basement,
but I can get you another shot?
No way!
Is that Mr. Fruit?
-Yes.
-I'm a fan!
Fruits and boobs!
Fruits and boobs!
No, it's not like that.
You can sit here if you'd like.
-He's my roomie.
-Yes.
You live with Mr. Fruit?
You fucked her?
-No!
-I love you!
It's banana session
Do you want to
-play beer pong?
-Yes.
Is that Mr. Fruit?
-Hi!
-Hi.
-What's your name?
-Ruben.
What the hell? What happened to consent?
-Sorry, I thought we had a connection.
-No.
Bagpipes could be heard
as the coffin was lowered.
My dad signaled to lower it.
I knew, I'd never see her again.
Nobody's ever laughed
at my grandma's death.
You're cold.
I love it.
Stop turning around.
Is there a problem, Danny Boy?
Many.
Yes?
Then this can only be settled
as our ancestors would have.
Battle of the shots!
You ain't worth shit!
Billy!
I took the last one.
-Check this one out!
-Come on!
Now, that's what I call a team!
Go, go, go! Don't mess it up.
No! Dude, that was too easy.
I know, sorry.
Thank you!
See you on the next shot.
-Bottoms up, please.
-Okay, okay.
That's it. Nice.
Are you okay?
-You missed that shot!
-I know.
-Terrible.
-You made me nervous.
Listen, are you
having a good time?
Losing gave you amnesia?
That's like
the fifth time you've asked me
if I'm having fun.
I'm having fun.
Sorry, I know.
Okay.
I don't know how to handle this situation.
I don't want to mess up.
Screw it up how?
I don't want to lose
this.
What do you mean by "this"?
Sebi, help! They're trying to kill me!
-Sebi, help me!
-Get him!
-You're a sex predator.
-Help me, please!
You're using women, can't you see that?
You're a sham!
Watch out, ladies!
Here is a predator, an extortionist.
Your so-called therapy sucks!
You fucking pig, I got you.
Fish isn't a predator,
he's just an asshole.
-Not even that much of an asshole.
-Stop, girls!
Girls? We've got hair!
Sorry, women, chicks,
we don't want problems,
but I had to call the police.
This is a chill party.
Shut down your social media.
-Sister, this is your fight.
-Let's go.
-Fucking chauvinist!
-Death to chauvinists!
-I think I'm gonna go.
-Really?
-Yes.
-Why?
Because, well,
this whole thing is already really heavy.
-And
-It's still early. Stay a bit longer.
My cue is when the police arrive.
-Will you walk me downstairs?
-Yes.
-I'm scared.
-Clearly happened.
I need a hug.
A little hug.
I'm so scared.
You won't stay? They say it's not
a party 'til the police come.
No, dude.
It's okay. I'm gonna go.
Is something wrong?
Was it something I said or did?
No, I'm just tired.
-Sure?
-Yes!
-Yes, what?
-That I'm tired, honestly.
-Sebas!
-I had to
-Sam?
-Hi.
You never texted me! What's up?
-What are you doing here?
-A friend told me it was an awesome party.
There's many celebs,
including the Osho of fruit
I wouldn't say that, but
Sorry. Natalia, Samantha.
Sam, Nat.
She interviewed me earlier.
-Ah, yeah.
-Nice to meet you.
-Are you cousins? You're identical!
-No, that would be weird.
There's my Uber.
-I'm off.
-Sure?
-Sure.
-I'll walk you.
No! I need him. My friend's throwing up
in the bathroom.
-Is that okay?
-Yes, of course.
-Yes?
-Yes.
-Yes? Okay. Tomorrow.
-Yes.
Bye! Cousin!
How's the party? Are there lots of celebs?
Are the drugs good? I have my own.
I brought ecstasy. It's amazing.
Go, go, go.
I've been looking for you.
Did you ask Natalia about Sebastián?
Natalia is a saint.
It's my fault.
Sebastián took his player role
too seriously.
-He's an idiot.
-Well
Some people are.
Idiots who don't realize
what's right in front of them.
You can use my en-suite if you want.
I'll come with you.
That's creepy! I can go alone.
I know, but I have to open it
because I locked my room.
-What?
-What what?
-What about what?
-What what about what?
What about what?
Arm wrestle or what?
Fuck off, Danny Boy.
Everyone knows arm wrestling is for fags.
-Fine, you'll still lose.
-What?
How exciting! Come on, let's go watch!
-Respect is the key
-Move it!
Come on, babe, you can do it.
-Okay, one
-Two! Three!
You can do it, babe!
-This is for you.
-I've had too much.
I don't want to screw up.
Relax, it's a party. Drink up. Cheers.
This display of testosterone
is making me horny.
Okay?
Have you ever had
the perfect person
in front of you
at the most inconvenient time?
What are you? A boy band member?
Billy Boy!
-Are you okay, baby?
-Billy Boy!
I need some air.
You're my bitch, Danny Boy.
You are my bitch!
You are shit.
You're all my bitches!
Natalia
Hey, about this morning
Hey, stop thinking so much.
I have something for you.
What is that?
Swallow it. They're expensive!
Thalia's dealer sells me them.
Let me see.
Are you there, honey?
Can you feel me? Can you hear me?
Are you listening?
It was a relapse.
Don't get your hopes up.
A relapse, or you missed me?
I did miss you.
Okay, stop.
Fabiana, what are we doing?
You know I like you.
You know I want something serious.
I've never felt anything
as fucking good as this.
No!
Gonzo, no!
Johana!
-Miss Fabiana?
-What are you doing here?
A friend of a friend invited us.
Why are you with creeps?
Long live the Order of the Kraken!
Raul, Rodri, Santi. They're super cute.
We're going to an afterparty in Acapulco.
What did I teach you
in class about fuckboys?
We're being free like you.
No. Being free doesn't mean
they can abuse you when drunk.
You're with a fuckboy.
He's not like that. He takes care of me,
loves me, respects me, knows me.
And the other guy?
Not about me.
You're not going anywhere.
You're still my duty.
Get out! They're minors.
Get out, now!
Okay, see you around.
I'm 18, miss.
I don't care, Blanca!
What's up, Sebas. How's it going?
Listen, I was thinking,
and the truth is, I
it's hard for me
to act like nothing happened
because something did.
Well, I just wanted to ask you
where you stand and whether
you think it's worth
trying to give it a chance
or not, or what?
Are you there, my love? Are you there?
Can you feel me? Can you hear me?
-Are you listening?
-Yes!