Infinity Train (2019) s02e06 Episode Script
The Lucky Cat Car
1 [Train passes.]
[Wind whistling.]
[Soft squeaking.]
[Meows.]
Hi, I'm Jesse.
It's not alive, ding-dong.
We don't know that.
Eh, fair point.
[Meows.]
[Clicks tongue.]
Come on.
Huh? [Blasts.]
[Gasps, grunts.]
[Meows.]
[Bouncy music plays.]
Man: Oh, look what I got here! Hey, look what I got.
[People shouting happily.]
[Carnival music plays.]
Nice! My family to powwow at our county fair every year.
One time Nate wrapped his whole head in cotton candy and Hey, you'll make things right with them when you get home.
Yeah, totally.
Tulip went to the carnival every year too.
The only part I ever got to experience was the house of mirrors, but with the Flec situation, let's not tempt fate.
Hey, when you go into a house of mirrors, there's a bunch of reflections.
Does that mean you have a bunch of reflections stuck in the mirror world? No.
All the reflections are me.
Whoa.
How does that work? I don't know.
It's like I don't know.
Do you know how every part of your body works? Like, why do your blood cells look like tiny inner tubes? Because they're in a liquid, and that's how they float? They don't Wait.
Is that true? Yeah.
Wait.
Isn't it? [Taps glass, vibrating whir.]
Hey, D, what are you [Taps.]
Oh, that's not real grass, buddy.
[Whirring.]
So, how do we play the games? What do they use for money around here? Points.
You got to use them to win them, friends.
[Rock riff plays.]
Hey, it's you.
And you're getting kicked again? Oh, it's not like that.
I operate this booth myself.
Now people pay to kick me.
Please pay to kick me.
Oh.
Congratulations? Let me give you young'uns a couple of game cards to get you started.
Y'all get two points each.
Now go take a gander at the prize booth in the center of the carnival.
- Thanks, Toad.
- Oh, please, call me Terrance.
Wait.
Your name was Terrance this whole time? Nope.
Okay.
[Carnival music playing.]
[Dance music playing.]
[Beeping.]
[Indistinct chatter.]
[Beeps.]
- Hello, dearies.
- [Gasps.]
Anything here that catches your eye? Maybe one of these unusual musical instruments? I call it a buzzle-toot.
[Kazoo plays.]
Tulip, what are you still doing on the train? You've given yourself quite the makeover, kitten.
Oh, no.
I I'm not Tulip.
I'm not Tulip.
[Gasps, speaks French.]
A reflection! I've never seen one of your kind in the prime world.
- How did you know that I - Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Now, who is this tomcat you have with you? Hi.
I'm Jesse.
Jesse, meet The Cat.
I got to know her when I was still attached to Tulip.
She's a world-class con artist.
World-class entrepreneur, thank you.
Now let's cut the chitchat.
How many points do you have? We each have two points.
[Laughs.]
Doesn't matter how many points we have if the prizes are trash.
Well, I think I know what a handsome young passenger like Jesse might need.
Want to exit? Have to win.
Only those with 1,000 points are allowed access, and I must warn you.
You have a competitor.
[Grunts.]
[Bell dings.]
And she looks like she plays to win.
So? If she wins, we'll just keep playing and go through the exit later.
[Laughs.]
Oh, silly me.
I forgot to mention There can be only one exit winner a month.
Who made that rule? Wouldn't be a game without stakes, but I'll tell you what.
If you two can win a combined score of 1,000 points, I'll give you both access.
Noblesse oblige and all that.
[Amplified.]
Attention, patrons of the Lucky Cat, we have two new competitors for the door.
Let the Exit Games begin.
[Applause.]
Better get a move on.
[Gasping.]
[Dings.]
Why didn't we get the same points? Ugh! Ugh! Oh! [Groans.]
[Grunting.]
Uhh! Oh! [Dings.]
The Exit Games are heating up.
If you'd like to place bets on the contenders, please see the betting booth.
I don't think that was a real bow.
I think that was a sarcastic bow.
Where'd Alan Dracula go? [Grunting.]
It's not real grass! We have a winner! Yes! [Coins clatter.]
Gah! Water guy, I know I just won that game.
Ah, hmm, uh, I don't know.
He must have actually won.
[Lowered voice.]
I have to give more points to anyone with a number.
Passengers get preferential treatment because they have a greater need to exit the car.
Personally, I'd run my business differently.
Oh, while we're on the subject of commerce, want to buy a doughnut holer? Ugh! MT! Guess not.
Came on a bit strongly, mate, to be honest.
MT, slow down.
- Come on.
Where are you going? - I don't know.
I'm just going.
What's wrong with this place? Hey, it's okay.
It's still two to one in our favor.
That's not the point, Jesse.
The point is that everything and everyone on this train wants me to fail.
Hey, I don't want you to fail, and I'm on the train.
And who cares about them? Once my number gets to zero, we're all leaving anyway.
- What? - What what? I I don't I mean, I didn't think You want us to come with you? You want me to come with you? Yeah.
You're my friend.
I'm not going to leave you here with the Flecs chasing after you.
Whoa.
See? Even my number knows you should come back with me.
It wouldn't have gone down if it wasn't the right thing to do.
Well, if your number thinks so, I guess I should.
Duh! So who cares if they give passengers more tickets? There's still two of us, and we can still get that door.
If we could get Alan Dracula to play, then there would be I'm going to smash that crane game to the ground.
[Grunting.]
[Chewing.]
[Speaks indistinctly.]
- Ha ha! - Hmm! [Thud.]
[Gasping.]
[Coins clatter.]
Ugh! Aw, come on! Ugh! Spells? [Blasting.]
[Coins clatter.]
Spells? Ah, spells, spells, spells, spells! Ah! [Grunting.]
Ugh! [Dinging.]
Aw! [Coins clatter.]
Cat: We have a winning pair.
With a combined score of 1,084, if you placed a bet in their favor, then [Whispers indistinctly.]
I'm being told that no one bet that they would win, so all losers, please report to the debtor's prison booth.
How do you like that? So you're just going to leave without your deer then? Oh, Alan Dracula! [Panting.]
Where is he? Where is he? Uh, I don't know.
Is there some green cotton candy around? What other dumb thing would Alan Dracula think is grass? Oh, look, Mommy! That toy is moving.
I want him.
I want him.
I want him.
Ah! [Dinging.]
Uh And our mystery competitor has reached 1,000 points.
It's a race to the finish line.
Patrons who reported to the prison booth may now return to the carnival.
The Lucky Cat is not obligated to return any valuables already surrendered at the debtor's prison booth.
No, no, no, no, no! We need both our cards to win the exit.
Play the crane game.
[Beeps.]
Sorry, sorry! [Whirring.]
[Mutters.]
Ooh, ah, ah.
- Ugh.
- Ah.
[Beeps.]
Ooh Mm mm! Ah, ah, ah! Yeah! - [Blusters.]
- Go! Mommy, they took my precious little deer! Please do be quiet, Arnold.
[Panting, gasping.]
No! Sorry, my little chartreuse.
A win is a win.
[Whirring.]
[Beeps, clatters.]
Well played, madame.
Thank you for patronizing the Lucky Cat.
Might not want to thank me just yet.
[Grunts.]
It's right this way! [Shouts.]
No! You little Apex brats.
Sorry for the disguise, but I didn't think you'd give me access to the door if you knew who I was.
- You horrid little - Wah, wah, wah.
[Whirring.]
[Grunting.]
[Laughs.]
- Ha ha! - Yeah! [Gasps.]
Uh [Grunts.]
Huh? So you won the door just to let in a bunch of rabid kids? Ugh, sorry.
Didn't realize you're, like, super precious about this car.
D'ah! I'm not! We're passengers.
We do what we have to to survive.
Plus, I wanted a corn dog.
Hey, kid, what's your number at? Four? [Scoffs.]
We'll have to fix that back at my base.
Come on.
We're not just going to follow you wherever Look.
I really don't care one way or the other, but you were trying to win the door, so ta-da door.
[Growls.]
This car was cheating you.
I think she's okay.
She's letting us use the exit when she doesn't really have to.
Fine.
Let's just get out of here.
[Cat screeches.]
This isn't over, Grace.
Try me, The Cat.
[Snaps fingers.]
Ah! Ah! [Whirring.]
One, take this corn dog.
Two, bring them back to the base.
Hmm.
[Wind whistling.]
[Soft squeaking.]
[Meows.]
Hi, I'm Jesse.
It's not alive, ding-dong.
We don't know that.
Eh, fair point.
[Meows.]
[Clicks tongue.]
Come on.
Huh? [Blasts.]
[Gasps, grunts.]
[Meows.]
[Bouncy music plays.]
Man: Oh, look what I got here! Hey, look what I got.
[People shouting happily.]
[Carnival music plays.]
Nice! My family to powwow at our county fair every year.
One time Nate wrapped his whole head in cotton candy and Hey, you'll make things right with them when you get home.
Yeah, totally.
Tulip went to the carnival every year too.
The only part I ever got to experience was the house of mirrors, but with the Flec situation, let's not tempt fate.
Hey, when you go into a house of mirrors, there's a bunch of reflections.
Does that mean you have a bunch of reflections stuck in the mirror world? No.
All the reflections are me.
Whoa.
How does that work? I don't know.
It's like I don't know.
Do you know how every part of your body works? Like, why do your blood cells look like tiny inner tubes? Because they're in a liquid, and that's how they float? They don't Wait.
Is that true? Yeah.
Wait.
Isn't it? [Taps glass, vibrating whir.]
Hey, D, what are you [Taps.]
Oh, that's not real grass, buddy.
[Whirring.]
So, how do we play the games? What do they use for money around here? Points.
You got to use them to win them, friends.
[Rock riff plays.]
Hey, it's you.
And you're getting kicked again? Oh, it's not like that.
I operate this booth myself.
Now people pay to kick me.
Please pay to kick me.
Oh.
Congratulations? Let me give you young'uns a couple of game cards to get you started.
Y'all get two points each.
Now go take a gander at the prize booth in the center of the carnival.
- Thanks, Toad.
- Oh, please, call me Terrance.
Wait.
Your name was Terrance this whole time? Nope.
Okay.
[Carnival music playing.]
[Dance music playing.]
[Beeping.]
[Indistinct chatter.]
[Beeps.]
- Hello, dearies.
- [Gasps.]
Anything here that catches your eye? Maybe one of these unusual musical instruments? I call it a buzzle-toot.
[Kazoo plays.]
Tulip, what are you still doing on the train? You've given yourself quite the makeover, kitten.
Oh, no.
I I'm not Tulip.
I'm not Tulip.
[Gasps, speaks French.]
A reflection! I've never seen one of your kind in the prime world.
- How did you know that I - Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Now, who is this tomcat you have with you? Hi.
I'm Jesse.
Jesse, meet The Cat.
I got to know her when I was still attached to Tulip.
She's a world-class con artist.
World-class entrepreneur, thank you.
Now let's cut the chitchat.
How many points do you have? We each have two points.
[Laughs.]
Doesn't matter how many points we have if the prizes are trash.
Well, I think I know what a handsome young passenger like Jesse might need.
Want to exit? Have to win.
Only those with 1,000 points are allowed access, and I must warn you.
You have a competitor.
[Grunts.]
[Bell dings.]
And she looks like she plays to win.
So? If she wins, we'll just keep playing and go through the exit later.
[Laughs.]
Oh, silly me.
I forgot to mention There can be only one exit winner a month.
Who made that rule? Wouldn't be a game without stakes, but I'll tell you what.
If you two can win a combined score of 1,000 points, I'll give you both access.
Noblesse oblige and all that.
[Amplified.]
Attention, patrons of the Lucky Cat, we have two new competitors for the door.
Let the Exit Games begin.
[Applause.]
Better get a move on.
[Gasping.]
[Dings.]
Why didn't we get the same points? Ugh! Ugh! Oh! [Groans.]
[Grunting.]
Uhh! Oh! [Dings.]
The Exit Games are heating up.
If you'd like to place bets on the contenders, please see the betting booth.
I don't think that was a real bow.
I think that was a sarcastic bow.
Where'd Alan Dracula go? [Grunting.]
It's not real grass! We have a winner! Yes! [Coins clatter.]
Gah! Water guy, I know I just won that game.
Ah, hmm, uh, I don't know.
He must have actually won.
[Lowered voice.]
I have to give more points to anyone with a number.
Passengers get preferential treatment because they have a greater need to exit the car.
Personally, I'd run my business differently.
Oh, while we're on the subject of commerce, want to buy a doughnut holer? Ugh! MT! Guess not.
Came on a bit strongly, mate, to be honest.
MT, slow down.
- Come on.
Where are you going? - I don't know.
I'm just going.
What's wrong with this place? Hey, it's okay.
It's still two to one in our favor.
That's not the point, Jesse.
The point is that everything and everyone on this train wants me to fail.
Hey, I don't want you to fail, and I'm on the train.
And who cares about them? Once my number gets to zero, we're all leaving anyway.
- What? - What what? I I don't I mean, I didn't think You want us to come with you? You want me to come with you? Yeah.
You're my friend.
I'm not going to leave you here with the Flecs chasing after you.
Whoa.
See? Even my number knows you should come back with me.
It wouldn't have gone down if it wasn't the right thing to do.
Well, if your number thinks so, I guess I should.
Duh! So who cares if they give passengers more tickets? There's still two of us, and we can still get that door.
If we could get Alan Dracula to play, then there would be I'm going to smash that crane game to the ground.
[Grunting.]
[Chewing.]
[Speaks indistinctly.]
- Ha ha! - Hmm! [Thud.]
[Gasping.]
[Coins clatter.]
Ugh! Aw, come on! Ugh! Spells? [Blasting.]
[Coins clatter.]
Spells? Ah, spells, spells, spells, spells! Ah! [Grunting.]
Ugh! [Dinging.]
Aw! [Coins clatter.]
Cat: We have a winning pair.
With a combined score of 1,084, if you placed a bet in their favor, then [Whispers indistinctly.]
I'm being told that no one bet that they would win, so all losers, please report to the debtor's prison booth.
How do you like that? So you're just going to leave without your deer then? Oh, Alan Dracula! [Panting.]
Where is he? Where is he? Uh, I don't know.
Is there some green cotton candy around? What other dumb thing would Alan Dracula think is grass? Oh, look, Mommy! That toy is moving.
I want him.
I want him.
I want him.
Ah! [Dinging.]
Uh And our mystery competitor has reached 1,000 points.
It's a race to the finish line.
Patrons who reported to the prison booth may now return to the carnival.
The Lucky Cat is not obligated to return any valuables already surrendered at the debtor's prison booth.
No, no, no, no, no! We need both our cards to win the exit.
Play the crane game.
[Beeps.]
Sorry, sorry! [Whirring.]
[Mutters.]
Ooh, ah, ah.
- Ugh.
- Ah.
[Beeps.]
Ooh Mm mm! Ah, ah, ah! Yeah! - [Blusters.]
- Go! Mommy, they took my precious little deer! Please do be quiet, Arnold.
[Panting, gasping.]
No! Sorry, my little chartreuse.
A win is a win.
[Whirring.]
[Beeps, clatters.]
Well played, madame.
Thank you for patronizing the Lucky Cat.
Might not want to thank me just yet.
[Grunts.]
It's right this way! [Shouts.]
No! You little Apex brats.
Sorry for the disguise, but I didn't think you'd give me access to the door if you knew who I was.
- You horrid little - Wah, wah, wah.
[Whirring.]
[Grunting.]
[Laughs.]
- Ha ha! - Yeah! [Gasps.]
Uh [Grunts.]
Huh? So you won the door just to let in a bunch of rabid kids? Ugh, sorry.
Didn't realize you're, like, super precious about this car.
D'ah! I'm not! We're passengers.
We do what we have to to survive.
Plus, I wanted a corn dog.
Hey, kid, what's your number at? Four? [Scoffs.]
We'll have to fix that back at my base.
Come on.
We're not just going to follow you wherever Look.
I really don't care one way or the other, but you were trying to win the door, so ta-da door.
[Growls.]
This car was cheating you.
I think she's okay.
She's letting us use the exit when she doesn't really have to.
Fine.
Let's just get out of here.
[Cat screeches.]
This isn't over, Grace.
Try me, The Cat.
[Snaps fingers.]
Ah! Ah! [Whirring.]
One, take this corn dog.
Two, bring them back to the base.
Hmm.