Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e06 Episode Script

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INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GREAT UNCLE GADGET!
YOUR TURN, CAPMAN!
ALL PART OF YOUR TRAINING.
OH, NO!
HOW CLEVER OF YOU TO
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS,
MY GLORIOUS LEADER.
FLY CAPEMAN, FLY!
(MUMBLE)
WHOA!
AMAZING, CAPEMAN, MY BOY.
A THREE POINT LANDING.
CORPORAL CAPEMAN WILL
NEVER LET YOU DOWN.
UGH!
WHAT'S NEXT, EXTREMELY
BRIGHT TEACHER AND MENTOR?
OH NO!
HERE WE GO AGAIN, BRAIN.
IT'S ALL PART OF THE TRAINING
OF A TOP NOTCH POLICEMAN,
CAPEMAN.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR
TRAINING MIGHT PAY OFF.
GO GO GADGET ARMS!
WOWSERS! GO GO GADGET COAT!
WHAT A BRILLIANT FLIGHT!
BRAVO, INSPECTOR.
GO GO GADGET SKYHOOK.
NOW TO DEFLATE, HOLD ON TIGHT!
WHOA!
YIKES WHOA!
NOTHING TO IT, FOLKS.
AS LONG AS ALL HIS
GADGETS ARE WORKING.
WHICH WON'T BE
LONG, LITTLE GIRL.
(LAUGH) IS EVERYTHING
PREPARED AT THE MAD CLINIC.
DOCTOR NOODLEMAN?
WE HAVE TO PUT TOGETHER A
CHART OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF
GADGET'S GADGETS, DR. CLAW!
GADGET WILL BE NOTHING
WITHOUT HIS GADGETS.
YOU MUST FIND WAYS TO
REMOVE HIS GADGETS!
WE MERELY WAIT WORD THA
GADGET IS ON HIS WAY TO THE
NOODLEMAN CLINIC.
THAT IS
CURRENTLY BEING ARRANGED.
(CHUCKLES) WE'RE IN
RANGE OF THE GADGET HOUSE,
DR. CLAW.
GET READY TO MOVE IN.
WHEEE, I'M FLYING!
FINE WORK, CAPEMAN.
REMARKABLE FEAT FOR A
MAN WITHOUT GADGETS.
THERE THEY GO AGAIN BRAIN.
UH OH, MY COMPUTER
BOOK IS SENDING A SIGNAL!
INSPECTOR GADGET HERE.
YES CHIEF.
I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
KEEP UP THE GOOD
WORK, CAPEMAN.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
CHIEF, ARE YOU IN HERE?
HERE ARE YOUR
SECRET ORDERS, GADGET!
BE WARNED THAT THERE IS A
MAD PLOT TO REMOVE GADGET'S
GADGETS. STOP PLOT.
PROTECT GADGETS AT ALL COST.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF DESTRUCT.
SO THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOURSELF
IN FOR A GADGET CHECK UP,
JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE.
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
MY GADGETS ARE AS
SAFE AS YOU ARE.
I WISH YOU HADN'T SAID THAT.
I DID IT!
OH, OH, WHOOOOPS!
CAPEMAN!!
CAPEMAN, ARE YOU HURT?
NEVER FELT BETTER BOSS.
OOOF!
THIS IS INSPECTOR
GADGET, EMERGENCY.
SEND AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY!
YOU CALLED FOR AN AMBULANCE?
YOU GUYS SURE GO
HERE IN A HURRY.
BUT GREAT INSPECTOR.
I'M PERFECTLY OKAY!
I ASSURE YOU.
WE'LL LET THE DOCTORS
BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.
I 'LL COME WITH YOU.
BRAIN, THAT'S THE VEHICLE
THAT'S GIVING MY COMPUTER BOOK
THE WARNING.
GO WITH THEM.
HANG ON, BRAIN!
HE'S ON HIS WAY,
DR. NOODLEMAN.
AND WE ARE READY AND
WAITING, DR. CLAW.
WE BRING THEM IN
THE SECRET WAY,
DR. NOODLEMAN?
BY ALL MEANS.
WE DON'T WANT ANYONE
KNOWING THEIR WHEREABOUTS.
ROGER, OVER AND OUT!
HOW ARE THE PASSENGERS?
THEY'RE SLEEPING LIKE BABIES.
HUH?
(RUFF)
GASP
(LAUGH)
THEY'VE TAKEN UNCLE GADGET AND
CAPEY TO SOME SOR
OF SECRET HOSPITAL.
HOW DO I GET THERE, BRAIN?
KEEP AN EYE ON
UNCLE GADGET AND CAPEY.
I'M SURE THIS IS A MAD PLOT.
LOCK THEM I N A PRIVATE
ROOM AND PREPARE FOR THE FULL
TREATMENT ON GADGET'S GADGETS!
WOWSERS!
I DON'T REMEMBER
LAYING DOWN FOR A NAP.
MUST HAVE BEEN ALL
OF THAT EXERCISE.
BUT WHY ARE WE STRAPPED DOWN?
NOW I REMEMBER.
WE WERE TAKING YOU TO
THE HOSPITAL AND
I'VE GOT IT!
THE CHIEF MUST HAVE ARRANGED
TO SEND US BOTH TO A SECRE
POLICE HOSPITAL..
GOOD OLD CHIEF
QUIMBY WORRIES TOO MUCH.
YEP.
TOP SECURITY POLICY
HOSPITAL IF I EVER SAW ONE.
WELL, LIKE GOOD
POLICEMEN THAT WE ARE.
WE MUST GO ALONG WITH ORDERS.
YES, WISE INSPECTOR.
I WILL OBEY.
WELL, FELLAS.
WE' RE BOTH ALWAYS ON DUTY
GIVE US THE FULL TREATMENT!
DON'T WORRY. WE WILL!
A GOOD DETECTIVE CAN
LEARN FROM EVERY EXPERIENCE,
CAPEMAN.
IT SEEMS LIKE IT.
MY GUESS IS THAT IT'S A COVER
FOR SOME TEST OF MY GADGETS.
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.
ALL RIGHT.
PREPARE TO ACTIVATE
GADGET NEUTRALIZER RAY.
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF TES
THEY HAVE IN MIND FOR ME
FIRST.
HMMMM.
GO, GO, GADGET NECK.
NO, I SAID GADGET NECK!
WOWSERS!
SOMETHING IS WRONG
WITH THEIR EQUIPMENT.
(GASP!) HEY, YOU, ORDERLY.
COME BACK HERE.
YOU COULD BE HUR
BY THAT MACHINE.
YOU HEARD THE INSPECTOR.
HALT IN THE NAME OF THE LAW.
THE FOOL IS AIMING THE
NEUTRALIZER OUR WAY.
DUCK!
BE A LITTLE MORE
CAREFUL, FELLA.
SOMEONE COULD GET HURT WITH
THAT GADGET TESTING MACHINE.
GET THOSE IDIOTS INTO
THE PHYSICAL THERAPY ROOM.
WE'VE GOT TO DISMANTLE
GADGET'S GADGETS BEFORE HE
WRECKS THE PLACE.
YES, DR. NOODLEMAN.
I WONDER WHAT THE
NEXT TEST WILL BE?
I HOPE IT'S A FLYING TEST.
I'M READY.
FLY, FLY, CAPEMAN.
REMEMBER CAPEMAN.
DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU.
A GOOD DETECTIVE ALWAYS
FOLLOWS ALL OFFICIAL ORDERS.
THE NICE NURSEY HERE WANTS
TO SEE HOW WELL I CAN FLY.
YES, AND WE JUS
WANT TO MAKE SURE HIS ARMS AND
LEGS DON'T GET IN THE WAY.
GOOD IDEA!
I READ YOU BRAIN.
DO WHAT YOU CAN.
I THINK I'M FINALLY ON THE TRACK
TO THE SECRET MAD CLINIC.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALL HOOKED UP,
DOCTOR.
THIS WON'T HURT A
BIT, INSPECTOR.
(LAUGHS) ONE FULL SET OF
GADGET LEGS COMING UP,
CLAW.
YOU MUST GET THE SO
CALLED FLYING CAPEMAN,
TOO!
HE'S READY TO TAKE
HIS FINAL FLIGHT.
WOW, THIS IS THE FIST TIME
I'VE EVER FLOWN LIKE THIS.
AND YOUR LAST.
PREPARE FOR BOTH TESTS
WHEN YOU HEAR THE BUZZER.
THAT TICKLES (LAUGHS)
BUT GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT.
I CAN TAKE IT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
WOWSERS!
IT TICKLES EVEN MORE!
FLY, CAPEMAN, FLY!
WHEEEEEI
YIKES!
SO FAR, SO GOOD!
SAY, THIS IS FUN.
I SHOULD HAVE MY
GADGETS TESTED MORE OFTEN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
HIS GADGET LEGS
SEEM INDESTRUCTIBLE.
MORE POWER!
FLY, CAPEMAN, FLY!
WHOOOPEE!
WHEEEEE!
THAT TICKLES.
HA, HA, HA!
NOTHING TO IT FOLKS.
WHAT'S NEXT?
I HOPE WHATEVER IT IS THA
IT'S MORE CHALLENGING THAN
THIS LAST TEST.
PUT CAPEMAN IN UNIT A AND
INSPECTOR GADGET IN UNIT B.
YES, DR. NOODLEMAN.
CAPEMAN
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, FELLAS?
NOTHING MUCH JUS
A FULL BODY CAST.
WELL, BRAIN, A FULL BODY CAS
WILL AT LEAST KEEP CAPEY OU
OF TROUBLE FOR A WHILE.
GO CHECK ON UNCLE GADGET WHILE
I TRY AND FIND A WAY INTO THE
CLINIC.
YIPES!
AH, A LITTLE
STEAMBATH AND A WHIRLPOOL.
JUST THE THING TO
LOOSEN UP MY GADGETS.
THAT'S JUST WHA
WE HAD IN MIND,
GADGET.
OKAY, ORDERLY, YOU CAN LEAVE.
JUST RELAX INSPECTOR.
THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG.
HARD AS A ROCK.
LET'S TAKE HIM TO
THE ROOF FOR SOME SUN!
HUH!
(RUFF)
HMMMM. GETTING A
BIT WARM IN HERE.
BUT I CAN STAND IT.
THIS SHOULD LOOSEN HIS
GADGETS FOR EASY REMOVAL.
WE'D BETTER GO BACK
AND HELP DR. NOODLEMAN.
HERE, NURSE.
YOU KEEP AN EYE ON THIS GUY.
CAREFUL, HE THINKS HE CAN FLY.
WHEW!
CAPEMAN
AT LAST.
FLY CAPEMAN, FLY!
OKAY I GUESS IT'S TIME
FOR AUXILIARY GADGETS.
GO, GO GADGET REFRIGA-GADGET!
WHAT!?
M-M-M-MUCH BETTER!
CURSES.
WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW HE
HANDLES THE WHIRLPOOL.
WOWSERS!
WHAT A RIDE.
IMAGINE THAT SCREWBALL
THINKING HE COULD FLY.
FLY, FLY CAPEMAN.
YIPES, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
WHAT?
HOW DID CAPEMAN GET THERE.
WELL, NO MATTER.
THE HIGH SPEED WHIRLPOOL WILL
TAKE CARE OF BOTH OF THEM.
CAPEMAN, MY GOOD BOY!
OVER SO SOON.
I WAS JUS
GETTING TO ENJOY IT.
READY FOR THE NEX
TEST, AUGUST INSPECTOR.
RIGHT, CAPEMAN!
DOCTOR, WE ARE READY.
INSPECTOR GADGET, CAPEMAN,
LET'S START ANOTHER CHECK UP
RIGHT AWAY.
PLEASE FOLLOW ME.
NOW TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH CHIEF QUIMBY.
I'll TAKE THAT, LITTLE GIRL,
AND DR. NOODLEMAN WILL WANT TO
HAVE A LOOK AT OUR
LATEST TRESPASSER.
NO, LET ME GO!
THAT SHOULD HOLD
YOU FOR A WHILE.
HMMMM.
A RATHER COMPLICATED TES
BUT MY FLYING ABILITY SHOULD
SURMOUNT IT.
BETTER MAKE THESE
LAST TESTS QUICK,
DOCTOR.
I'V E GOT A MAD PLOT TO REMOVE
MY GADGETS TO PUT A STOP TO.
YOU'LL BE DEALING WITH
MAD SOONER THAN YOU THINK,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
GO, GO GADGET ARM.
HOLD I T RIGHT THERE, DOCTOR.
WHAT?
IF THESE ARE TO
BE MY LAST TESTS,
I INSIST THAT MY APPRENTICE,
CAPEMAN BE PRESENT TO OBSERVE.
HUH?
OH, WELL CERTAINLY.
WHY NOT.
GO GET HIM.
ANYTHING ELSE BEFORE WE
BEGIN THE FINAL OPERATION ER,
UH, TESTS?
YES, HAVE YOU GO
ANYTHING STRONGER.
THESE STRAPS ARE TOO WEAK.
YES, JUST RELAX.
I'M SURE WE CAN
FIND SOMETHING.
YOU JUST SIT TIGHT, DEARIE.
WHILE I GO TELL DR.
NOODLEMAN ABOUT YOUR MEDDLING.
LOCKED IN.
THANK GOODNESS SHE DIDN'
TAKE AWAY MY COMPUTER WATCH,
TOO.
BETTER, MUCH BETTER.
I'M COMPLETELY HELPLESS.
CAPEMAN: SO AM I,
GREAT INSPECTOR.
AH. GOOD, CAPEMAN.
NOW YOU CAN WITNESS MY
GADGETS IN FULL ACTION.
DR. CLAW, WE SHALL NOW BYPASS
INSPECTOR GADGET'S VOICE
CONTROL OVER H I S GADGETS.
FIRST I'll TRY HIS GADGET HAT.
THIS BETTER WORK.
I WANT HIS GADGETS
COMPLETELY DESTROYED.
(LAUGH) WATCH THIS.
DO I HEAR THE
SOUND OF YOUR GADGETS,
GREAT INSPECTOR?
NO I HAVEN'
CALLED UPON THEM YET.
YOU MUST BE HEARING THINGS.
YOU'RE OVER WORKED, SON.
OH NO, THEY'VE BYPASSED
UNCLE GADGET'S VOICE CONTROL.
I'VE GOT TO BREAK IN
ON THEIR COMPUTER CODE.
COME IN CHIEF QUIMBY,
URGENT, PLEASE COME IN!
LET'S GET ON WITH
IT, DR. NOODLEMAN.
CAPEMAN AND I HAVE WORK TO DO.
YES, IT'S JUST LIKE THE
GREAT INSPECTOR SAYS.
BESIDES, I'M GETTING TIRED.
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
OH!
YIKES!
AHA!
YIKES!
CAPEMAN:
WOW, MY FINAL FLIGHT TEST.
EEEEEYAWHOO!
PENNY'S DIRECTIONS SHOW THE
CLINIC TO BE AROUND HERE BU
ALL I SEE IS A
CAPEMAN:
CAPEMAN'S FLYING!
A CAPEMAN? HUH?
WOW, WHAT A NICE GLIDE.
I HOPE THE GLORIOUS
INSPECTOR IS WATCHING.
THIS IS MADNESS.
HIS GADGETS SEEM
INDESTRUCTIBLE!
THERE, I THINK I'VE
BROKEN THROUGH DR. NOODLEMAN'S
BYPASS.
I'll TRY TO GE
UNCLE'S INFLATA-COAT.
WHEW!
HMMMM.
I DON'T REMEMBER TELLING
MY GADGET COAT TO INFLATE.
I BETTER HAVE DR.
NOODLEMAN FIX IT.
EVEN CHIEF QUIMBY HAS
TROUBLE WITH THAT "GADGET".
ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR.
I'M GOING MAD!
I'M TRYING TO
REMAIN COOL BUT
YOU'RE UNDER
ARREST, NOODLEMAN!
(SOBBING) THANK YOU!
OH, THANK YOU!
BY THE WAY, HOW ARE
YOUR GADGETS WORKING?
TOP FORM, CHIEF.
LOOK!
(GIGGLE)
THEY MIGHT NEED
SOME MINOR ADJUSTMENTS.
I'll GET YOU YET, GADGET!
SOMEHOW I'll GET YOU YET.
A GOOD WORKOUT IS THE
BEST WAY TO START THE DAY,
DON'T YOU AGREE,
CAPMAN MY BOY?
(GRUNTING & STRAINING)
COULDN'T AGREE (PUFFING) MORE,
MY HEROIC INSPECTOR!
(PUFF, PUFF) THE IMPORTAN
THING IS NOT TO OVERDO IT.
A LITTLE BIT EVERY DAY IS
BETTER THAN TOO MUCH AT ONCE
AND THEN STOPPING.
YES, PENNY, I AGREE.
NOT EVERYONE IS IN THE
TERRIFIC SHAPE OF CAPMAN AND
MYSELF.
RIGHT AGAIN, MY
INSPECTOR AND ROLE MODEL.