Inspector Gadget (2015) s02e06 Episode Script

1 Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! Go Go Gadget, Go! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! Inspector Gadget! Ahhhhh! I hate sun, surf and sand.
So, I'm triggering a volcanic eruption to spew ash, block out the sun's rays and render Hawaii a wasteland! Ever notice how you always reveal your entire plan before you do it? Of course! That's what makes it sound so deliciously evil.
Now imagine this is Hawaii.
Huh Mints and cola? What are we, in 7th grade science class? That mouth just bought you a one-way ticket to VolcanoVille.
Fine then, aren't you worried about sending your favourite nephew Only nephew Only favourite nephew into a lava pit? Short answer? No! Long answer - Volcan-NO! All clear.
Operation Quintuple Cheese Pizza is a go.
Huh? By my calculations you are 96% under your lunchly vitamin C quota.
UNH! But I'm right on target for ooey gooey cheesy calcium! Can't forget carrots to help you see those MAD agents in the dark.
I have an infra-red app for that.
Chief! Intelligence shows that MAD is making plans on or around the Hawaiian islands.
Your mission is to uncover their evil plans, and stop them.
This message will self-destruct.
MAD must be after the ancient secrets of the Volcano Dwellers! How many times must we go over this? They do not exist! I recall residing firmly on the "do exist" side.
Mission accepted! No! Kicking MAD butt in Hawaii? So jeal-y.
You'll totes see Talon.
OMG, prob in his swimsuit!! What colour do you think it is? For sure pink.
Penny - your face is much too close to the screen.
Who knows what I'll be allowed to do - lately Uncle Gadget's been on me like extra cheese on pizza.
Aloha, Kayla! Which means 'hello' and 'goodbye' in Hawaii.
We're about to land so put on your helmet and say 'Aloha' to Kayla.
It says Mount Kilauea hasn't exploded for years.
So what does MAD want with a dormant volcano? The possibilities are endless! A new evil lair, world's biggest hot tub, an Easter basket, a pencil holder for giants, a super-sized vase for poisonous plants, Brain - I'll scope out the exterior, if you do the interior.
Remember to wear protective gear - who knows what MAD's got cooking.
Cooking? I never even considered that.
MAD must be using the volcano as a huge pot for evil stews! My pineapple-grenade plan is already way better than Uncle Claw's lame cola-mint plan.
Talon, why is the sky still blue? Well, according to the Rayleigh scattering theory, we see blue Why isn't it full of ash yet? Oh, I see, well, handling explosives safely takes time.
Moving fast can be dangerous.
So, SPEED IT UP! Aha! I knew you people existed.
Fire in the hole! Chief said, "Gadget, there's no such thing as Volcano Dwellers.
" But I knew it, and here you are! Ooh, hot potato! HOT POTATO, ME TO YOU What happens when the music stops? Hot potato and charades?! According to the Codex, there are high levels of explosives right around A-ha! Pineapples! Get your red hot pineapples.
Five for a dollar! Seriously, Talon? Disguising yourself as a pineapple salesman, just so you can put bombs in a pineapple? Meh, seemed like a good idea at the time.
FYI Penny, pineapples are an excellent source of potassium.
Wow, you sound like my Uncle.
Oh, trouble at Gadget manor? No! It's just he's getting all up in my business, advising me on my nutrition, photo-bombing my face calls.
It's hard to do anything without him hovering, you know? Tell me about it! Earlier, Uncle Claw was all 'Talon, don't forget your sunscreen'.
And I'm like 'Whoa, someone cares a lot about my general well-being'.
And then he was all How wonderful that an ancient civilization likes party games.
Okay, first word Rain? No-thank-you to pineapple? Ooh! Forbidden sky-fruit must be destroyed! Consider this outside food that will surely contaminate your culture, gone! Go Go Gadget Pineapple Remover! 'Bring a sweater, it might get cold' and I was like - 'Stop worrying, already!' Exactly! I guess all Uncles are over-protective.
Wait a minute, what's stopping me from arresting you? Hmm THAT!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing your people's interesting picto-history with me.
Aha! So your people escaped the pineapple overlords on the wings of a giant bird but forgot you.
Time for plan: 'make a noise loud enough to cause a seismic crack'.
What.
Was that.
Penny, is that your stomach? I can hear it growling all the way inside the volcano.
Can I call you back? I'm just in the middle of something.
Literally.
What's the matter, Talon? Feeling power-less? Whoa! You may have put a stop to my Burpquake, but you haven't heard the last of me.
Time for Plan C.
"C" as in "Claw"! Looks like there's no end to these crazy plans.
Ready or not, Talon, here I come.
Jump in! Let me be the mythical bird who reunites you with your displaced people.
We will search high and low, but mostly high.
Go Go Gadget Helicopter! Yes! Bonus Gadget.
If I eliminate him and explode the volcano, Uncle Claw will love me forever! No, not that way.
We must take to the sky to find your people.
Talon! Alert me when you've made Hawaii the Un-Sunshine State.
Okay, but, I'm warning you, it's going to get pretty dangerous.
This could be the last time we ever Wow.
I guess having an uncle who cares too much about you is better than one that doesn't care at all.
Ha ha, bombs away! WAIT! Why are you doing this? Gah! Penny - isn't it obvious? I'm blocking out the sun's rays so Uncle Claw can enjoy his dream wasteland vacation.
Wow.
All this danger for an Uncle who doesn't seem to be all that concerned about you? Is too! Is not.
You're just jealous.
Pft.
Whatevez.
I heard your convo.
Sometimes Uncle Gadget cares too much but he would never put me in jeopardy.
And now it's my turn to be the overprotective one! BYEEEEEEEE PENNY!!!!!! Pffft.
I totes knew she was packing a parachute.
Delta-Cola, we have contact.
Wowzers! Ahhh! Wooahhhh! Hmm, this minty cloud has been most helpful, but I think we're gonna need something stronger.
Go Go Gadget Jet Pack! Okay, now if I time this right, I should be able to grab Uncle Gadget.
Oof! Okay, I was going to rescue you, but this works too! Penny! You dropped in just in time to get a bird's eye view of the Volcano Dwellers' new home That giant bird is mean! The room is so spinny.
Penny - you must be freezing, take my coat.
Go Go Gadget Inflatable Trench! Ha-ha! Mission accomplished! And there's nothing you or your super caring uncle can do about it! What mission? To cover everything in mint cola goo? Congratulations! Awww, man! So Uncle Claw's plan didn't cause a volcanic eruption that spewed sun-ruining ash everywhere? I knew it was lame from the get-go! Good job, everyone! Chief! You will not believe who I met - a real life Volcano Dweller.
He must have hitched a ride with that giant metal bird.
Hmm Downside, it's still sunny.
But upside, I'm okay! That's wonderful news.
Hurry home so I can give you a big hug.
I know he's being totally sarcastic, but I'll take it.
Mad! Mad! We're all MAD! Why be good when it's good to be bad? Aren't you glad that you've gone MAD? Even the Sultan of Old Bagdhad Couldn't be gladder cause he's Mad Mad mad mad mad maaaaaaaaad! Yes Who wrote this horrible awfulness? It's a Dr.
Claw production.
Oh so good I love the way you rhymed mad with mad like 8 times.
It's beautiful ly bad! Broadway will be destroyed! We've closed almost every show on Broadway.
This last one will be its last! Why do you hate Broadway so much? Why do I hate Broadway? The incessant singing.
The over acting.
The wonderfully exquisite set design Huh I'm the boss I don't need a reason.
You are to make sure this musical ruins musicals forever.
OK cool.
For the last show, I've been working on this character, MADtinee.
He's a disgraced former star.
Trying to claw back some respect Yes.
Great.
Don't care.
Man! Wow! That really stings! Can't we do something about this thing? Welcome to the audition for The Musical.
" So, do you dance? DO I LOOK LIKE I DANCE! OK then, sing something for me.
I uhh.
I'm a NEXT! Broadway will pay for my dishonor.
Step and kick and step and kick and box step box step box step No need to rub it in, Brain Alright, ready? Ooh, so close again.
You okay? Penny! Why are you clomping around like that? What is it? Termites? Those little pests will eat the whole HQ.
Go Go Gadget Fumigator! Uncle Gadget No! Whew! That was close.
Property values can really plummet if people hear you've got termites! Gadget! Broadway is in danger! Of producing too many hummable songs? We have reason to believe MAD is behind the closing of musicals all over Broadway.
You and Penny are to go undercover and stop MAD.
This message will self-destruct.
The spotlight is the perfect place to go undercover! This is so exciting.
I'm going to audition for a broadway show.
At last a chance to show my talents.
Not bad but let me show you some of my dance moves! Ta-dah! Oh, nice pirouette, Chief! That was beautiful Too BEAUTIFUL! NEXT! I'm so nervous, Uncle Gadget.
Imagine everyone's in their underwear.
I do that even when I'm not nervous.
I'm Penny.
I don't need you to tell me who you are, Toots! SHOW ME! I'm just a lonely little bumble bee.
Buzz buzz buzz! Tee hee hee! NO NO NO!!! BAD! BAD! BAD!!! How can I dance with you yelling at me? Who are you anyway? My name is MADtinee.
Disgraced former it doesn't matter.
I'm the director - slash - choreographer - slash - lyricist - slash - lunch orderer! Okay??? Nope sorry! You are not lead material, honey.
To the CHORUS with you! But NEXT! Fine.
Go Go Gadget Tap Shoes! WHOA! WHOA! Oops! Sorry! Whoa! Wowsers! Ta-da! Just terrible! Perfect! THAT'S MY STAR! GET TO WARDROBE! Brain, there's something fishy about that director.
You'd better stick with Uncle Gadget and keep him out of trouble.
I've got a chorus girl costume fitting.
Chorus is better than nothing, I suppose.
There are no small parts, only small actors.
Uncle Claw.
Gadget is here.
Perfect.
Now we can ruin Broadway and make sure Gadget's performance brings the house down.
ON HIS HEAD! I've got just the thing.
This Spotlight Laser will make sure Gadget gets the send-off he deserves! Fine, but why didn't you laugh at my joke? What joke? I said, "Bring the house down on his head" Oh yeah.
Good one Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog.
Squirm like an iguana sitting on a log.
Do the dance that's forever MAAAAAD!!!! Ta da! Horrible.
Awful.
Terrible.
PERFECT! You are a star! You just have to hit your mark exactly.
That's all.
When you hit the high note at the end of the show, you'll go down In theatre history! Now rest, we need the area for chorus rehearsal.
Absolutely, I need all my strength to take MAD down by dazzling them with my performance! Clear for chorus rehearsal! Um not that I'm complaining, but why am I the only turkey? Zip it, Turkey! Now, Five six seven eight Turkey.
You move like an injured wildebeest! I'm trying! Whoa! Sweetheart.
You're just not cut out for Broadway.
Maybe stage hand is more your style! Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog.
Squirm like an iguana sitting on a log.
Yes, yes, yes, perfect! The stage loves you, baby.
Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog.
Bark like a monkey? Who writes this stuff? No wonder Broadway is going down.
Wonderful! Just make sure you're on the X when you hit the last note! Stage hand, don't miss your cue! Yes sir.
- Now! - Ah? Woahhh! Do the dance that's forever MAAAAAD! Gadget! I LOVE IT! You.
You may want to find something else to do Assistant! Where's my mudpack facial? My dandelion tea and honey? How can I work in these conditions? My massage please.
Oh Penny.
I'm sorry, I don't have much time for an autograph right now.
Autograph? I came to tell you to be careful.
I don't trust the director.
I agree.
His staging is stiff and he has no appreciation for modern dance technique.
I was talking about the mission.
So was I! Poor stage mechanics feed right into MAD's plan! But, with me as star, the show cannot fail! I asked for mud, not wet dirt! The show is going to start in ten minutes.
If MAD has something planned, it'll be happening soon.
Either this director is also a light technician, or something is up with that spotlight.
I've gotta get a closer look.
The best way to defeat MAD is to put on the show of my life! Break a leg, Gadget! And remember to hit the mark! Then it will hit you.
Theatre is fun! Brain, that spotlight isn't a light at all, but a high powered laser! And I'm pretty sure it's meant for Uncle Gadget! Fooling you is getting too easy! Talon! Now the director's complete lack of skill makes sense! You're too late.
Broadway is about to be renamed BOOMway! BOOMway? Are you serious? You must have written those terrible lyrics too.
Let's do this! Everybody's doing it.
It's the dance that people love.
You stick out your elbows, push out your tush.
Shake all over like a blueberry bush.
Bark like a monkey.
Shout like a dog.
Do the dance that's forever MAAAAAD! Now for the big finish.
A little extra oomph is in order.
Go Go Gadget Megaphone! Do the dance that's forever MAAAAAD! Go Go Gadget Super Jazz Hands! Ta-da! YOU MISSED YOUR MARK! THIS is your mark! Right here! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS?!!!! Uh oh.
Great pyrotechnics! This show has everything! Great job, team.
Broadway is saved.
Gadget! You were marvelous! The show will run for years! Not with me! The world needs my talent.
The stage is just too small to contain me.
Not only did you let Gadget get away, but you made him the saviour of Broadway.
This is about as failing-y as you can get.
Next time Gadget, next time! But for now, your punishment, Talon.
Take it FROM THE TOP! I'm just a lonely little bumble bee.
Buzz buzz buzz! Tee hee hee!