Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous (2020) s02e06 Episode Script

1
[dinosaurs roaring]
[theme music]
[roaring]
[gasping]
Uh…
hey.
[sighs]
[light music]
How?
How?
How?
Hmm.
[Hap groaning]
Oh, right.
We should probably deal with that.
[Ben] Fell off the monorail,
got savaged by pteranodons,
found Bumpy, survived in the jungle,
defeated Toro,
and then I overheard that fancy couple
conspiring with this guy, Hap.
So I figured you guys might need my help.
Oh, hey, I still have your dork pouch.
What?
Oh, yeah.
I snatched it off of you earlier.
But thanks for keeping it safe.
Could have used this
while fighting ol' Toro, eh, Bumps?
[Brooklynn] Ben, focus.
The couple, what exactly did they say?
Not too much,
but they're definitely up to something.
Hap, too.
I say we feed him
to the Mosasaurus or the T. rex.
-[Hap] Or you could listen to me.
-[all gasp]
-You're awake?
-Of course I'm awake.
You think I'm gonna be taken out
by a bunch of kids?
[Ben] Challenge accepted.
Put that down, boy,
before you get yourself hurt.
Someone's getting hurt, old man,
but it ain't me.
-Zap him, Ben!
-With pleasure.
-Bring it!
-Everybody, chill!
Lower the weapon, Ben.
You're protecting this guy?
Whose side are you on, Brooklynn?
I am on the "not electrocuting
a human being" side, Ben.
We don't have time for this!
You kids have to trust me.
I'm trying to save your lives.
Did you pack the camo net
like I asked you to, babe?
I already told you I did, babe.
It's just sometimes you forget,
like that time with the--
Night vision goggles. Two years ago.
Let it go, babe
[Darius] Uh, what's going on?
I mean, do we really need all this
to go look for Brooklynn, Kenji, and Hap?
We just wanna be prepared for whatever
we might encounter along the way.
After all,
the boat will be here in three days.
You wanna be rescued
in one piece, don't you?
What? You had said the boat
would be here in two days.
-Two to three days. Right, babe?
-Hundred percent. Mm-hmm.
Now grab that "stuff" we need
from Hap's yurt.
Um, I thought Hap said
no one's allowed in his yurt.
All right. Why don't you guys
have some chocolate? It's from France.
-And over there. Go on.
-[scoffs]
[laughs]
I can't be the only one
who thought that was weird.
What?
How do you forget what day
the boat is coming back?
And they're being kinda shady
about all that stuff they're packing.
You're both just as paranoid as Brooklynn.
[ominous music]
[sighs]
Fine, I'll prove you both wrong.
Here's the plan.
Hey, Tiff! What's in that?
Ooh, what's in that?
-Did Brooklynn…
-[gasps]
Uh, favorite color, favorite food,
favorite color of food? Go!
-What?
-[Sammy] Question! Question!
What's that over there? Hey, Tiff!
Could you explain
what this is for me, here? What's that?
What's that? Why does it smell like that?
Tiff, I got a real quick question…
[tense music]
[scoffs]
Real suspicious.
[gasps]
[gasps]
What?
[ominous music]
[shrieks, groans]
[panting]
[gasps]
What you doing in here, D?
-You're not eco-tourists. You're--
-Big game hunters, yeah.
Honestly, I'm glad
you've seen this, Darius.
Friends shouldn't lie to each other.
You said you got our distress beacon.
Oh, yeah, no idea what that is,
but we didn't want you asking questions.
And, hey, it all ended up working out.
Bought this ACU tablet
off the black market.
It was supposed to help us
track the chipped dinos, but…
-[Darius] The grid's down.
-Uh-huh.
And despite Hap coming highly recommended,
he's been pretty useless
at finding dinosaurs.
He doesn't know half the stuff about them,
or the island, that you do.
So, now you can help us.
How could you possibly think
I'd help you kill dinosaurs?
-I thought you cared about them.
-I do.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
Living, breathing dinosaurs,
up close and personal?
But Isla Nublar is under UN quarantine.
The dinosaurs,
they've been abandoned, forgotten.
We're the last people to ever see them.
I am trying to preserve
the memory of Jurassic World.
Don't you get it?
Thanks to us, these magnificent creatures
will live on forever!
By mounting their heads on your wall!
[sighs] Oh, I'm disappointed.
I really thought
we understood each other, D.
But I'll make this easy for you.
You help us bag the dinosaurs we want,
and we'll take you and your friends home.
You don't, and we leave you all here.
[gasps]
Abandoned and forgotten,
just like the dinos.
So, Darius…
what's it gonna be?
-Okay, start talking. Why were you--
-Are these Windsor knots?
-Where'd you learn how to tie people up?
-Hey! We're asking the questions.
Yeah! Dude here has a dinosaur
and he's not afraid to use her.
-Ugh!
-[groans]
I got this.
[tense music]
Think you're tough?
You don't know the meaning of tough.
[Ben] See that?
Leech bite.
Whoa!
Gator bite.
[gasps]
Sunburned for three days straight.
Buried for a week in an avalanche!
-[Ben] Chased off a pack of Compies!
-[Hap] Wrestled a pack of--
Punched a hammerhead in Hawaii!
We are all impressive!
I'm really wealthy.
-Hmm.
-[sighs]
Okay, how exactly is chasing us
through the jungle saving our lives?
Plus, we heard you tell Mitch and Tiff
you were going to "take care" of us.
I'm trying to, by getting you home.
Look, I'm no angel, but once they said
they were gonna leave you all here to die,
well, I had to do something, didn't I?
Really?
Look, what's important
is getting you out of here.
I still don't buy it.
Let's tie him to a tree
and be done with him.
We have a boat
moored at the northwest dock.
[gasping]
-There's a way off the island?
-You all said it was refueling.
We lied.
Wow, that's supposed to make us
believe you.
Listen!
I scouted out some kind of garage
near here when we first landed.
We can take a vehicle, get to the dock,
and prove I'm telling the truth.
Please.
Believe me.
He's lying. I can smell it on him.
Look, if he is telling the truth,
Darius, Sammy, and Yaz are in big trouble.
We have to trust him.
You know what kept me alive
out there, city boy?
-"City boy"?
-My instincts.
And they say, "Don't trust Hap."
I vote we go after our friends
and leave him here.
You're the tiebreaker, B. What do we do?
[sighs]
Okay, here's what we're doing.
Kenji, Ben, and I
are going to save our friends.
-Yes!
-And we're taking you with us.
No! What? W-Why?
Because he might be telling the truth.
Kenji for the win.
Then get these off me, and let's go!
Not so fast.
[light music]
Well, at least she knows
how to tie a knot.
I'm telling you,
he's leading us into a trap.
Dude, please don't let Ben
be right about you.
I can't start listening
to a guy who eats bugs.
[shudders]
-This way, Bumpy. Allegedly.
-[Bumpy grunts]
And he's talking to his dinosaur.
You, uh…
Hey, you really punch a shark?
It was more of a flailing panicked punch.
But, yeah, I did.
Nice.
-You and I--
-Just so we're clear, Hap,
we're not friends and I don't trust you.
I wouldn't trust me either.
But you can.
And I'm gonna prove it to you.
Brooklynn, look!
[gasps]
Believe me now?
An empty garage in the middle of nowhere
proves nothing.
Maybe the vehicles are inside.
[bellows]
[shushing]
-[screeches]
-[gasps]
[leaves rustling]
[foreboding music]
[snarling, screeching]
[panting] This is bad.
I know it wasn't easy,
but you made the right choice, kid.
-Thanks to you, we'll be done in no time.
-[Tiff groans]
We better be. Oh, God!
I told you I never wanted kids.
[grunts] Now we have
three of them and no guide.
We don't need a guide, babe.
We have Darius.
And he is taking us to…
drumroll, please.
-The watering hole.
-A one-stop dino-hunting shop!
This kid is something.
Didn't I tell you
this kid is something, babe?
[coughs]
[groans]
-What?
-[grunts]
Ankle hurts. I need a break.
Just for a little bit.
She can't keep going this fast.
Fine. It's exhausting
keeping these bugs away.
[Tiff groans]
Why are they only attacking me?
[shrieks]
We can't just go along with this.
We have to do something.
We only have two choices.
Help them and get back to our families,
or don't and stay trapped here.
-What's option C?
-There is no option C!
We just have to…
Look, I promised I'd get us all back home,
no matter what it takes.
-But…
-[shushing]
[rustling]
Babe…
you hear that?
[rustling]
[dinosaurs snarling, screeching]
-[grunting]
-[shushes]
[gasping]
[grunts]
[beeps]
[gasps] H-How did you…
The key card I found in Wu's lab.
-[grunts]
-Go! Go! Go!
[screeching]
[suspenseful music]
[Kenji panting]
Why would birthday guy
have a key to this place?
Unless it's a master key.
It could open something in Wu's lab.
It could open everything!
-Here we go again.
-Quiet.
She's the only one of you
that has any sense at all.
-[distant screeching]
-[gasps]
If I'm right,
it should open this door, too.
[beeps]
[door opening]
[bellows]
-Brooklynn!
-Shut the door!
[screeching]
How do we get out of here?
There!
[distant screeching]
We'd need some kind of distraction.
[screeching]
[electricity crackling]
I'll draw a couple this way.
No good.
We've still got all three.
Remember the good old days
when we'd only tick off
one dinosaur at a time?
[Brooklynn]
We'll lose them in the tall grass!
[Kenji] Any other ideas?
[both shriek]
Look out!
[screaming]
[Brooklynn shouting]
That's the clutch!
Brake with your foot! Foot!
[Hap] Right! Watch out!
They can't do that.
How'd they learn to do that?
[grunts]
[whimpering]
Untie me! I can help!
Do it, Kenji.
Try and keep it steady.
-[Hap grunts]
-[screeches]
This thing isn't fast enough!
No way we're gonna make it!
[screeching]
Not all of us.
You kids…
live a good, long life!
Hap?
[shouts]
Hap!
[grunts] Come on!
[roars]
Hey!
The party's over here!
[roaring]
-[grunting]
-[snarls]
[somber music]
-[shouts]
-[snarling]
[distant screeching]
Hap, he…
He took care of us…
just like he said he would.
[approaching heavy footsteps]
[gasps]
[riffle cocks]
[faint snarling]
[tense music]
[gasps]
Oh, no.
[bellows]
Perfect. Look at those plates.
She's beautiful, isn't she, babe?
-Just stay clear of its thagomizer.
-What?
The pointy spikes on its tail, eh, bud?
Whatever.
Just take the shot before it gets away.
Don't worry, it won't feel a thing.
[tense music]
[whistles]
-[Mitch gasps]
-[gunshot]
[roars]
[both shriek]
[all scream]
[both groaning]
-Mitch!
-Look out!
[all shouting]
You!
[gasps]
[all panting]
[grunting]
[screams]
[roaring]
[all panting, grunt]
[whimpering, coughs]
-[grunts]
-Get off me!
-I told you they were trouble.
-Not the time, babe!
[grunts]
[tense music]
Go!
[grunts]
-You little…
-[yells]
[Sammy] Go, Yaz!
-You brats!
-Go!
[grunts]
Huh!
I trusted you, Darius,
and you betrayed me.
You had a simple choice,
and you chose to save dinosaurs
over your friends.
No, I didn't. I chose option C.
-The heck is that supposed to mean?
-[grunting]
[Tiff] It doesn't matter.
-[electricity crackling]
-He's taking us to the watering hole.
-[whimpers]
-Because now…
I'm in charge.
[tense music]
[panting]
[grunts]
-[motor engine revs]
-[screams]
[both shout]
[groans]
[Kenji groans]
Yaz?
We've got big news!
-You're not gonna--
-Tiff and Mitch have them.
Darius is leading them to the watering
hole so they can kill the dinosaurs there.
Darius would never do that.
[gasps]
You're right, he's leading them here.
[ominous music]
[heavy footsteps]
[growls]
[closing theme music]