Mighty Med (2013) s02e06 Episode Script

Previously on Mighty Med.
The Legendary Hapax the He's on Caldera.
You mean borrow the wormhole transporter? We're on Caldera the volcanic planet.
You're our only hope to save Skylar and the earth.
I will come back and help you defeat the Annihilator.
Skylar? The Annihilator, what are you guys doing here? We knew you'd come to find Hapax the Elder.
The only person who can stop the Annihilator.
Hapax the Elder is the last obstacle keeping me from destroying the world.
So he must be destroyed.
Wait a second.
Why is Oliver here, you told me you finished him off at the dance? I did.
I watched him die.
I mean, he was all like, "Ah, I'm dying.
" And I was all like, "Ha, you're dead.
" Hmm, this must be the work of the Legendary Healer of Superheroes, Caduceo.
He must have come out of hiding to bring Oliver back to life.
I was thinking the same thing.
Caduceo will pay for this.
I'll have my minions track him down and finish him off for good.
Then no one will be able to resurrect Kaz and Oliver once I'm done with them.
I found my favorite sweater.
My granddaughter bought it for me.
Neil? Quick, take cover.
Hello, my old student.
I wish I could say it's good to see you again.
Hapax the Elder.
You look so old.
Your gray hair has turned black.
I tried dyeing it gray for awhile, but who was I kidding? I could easily destroy you with the help of Skylar or my cannon.
But I'd rather fight you mano a mano or should I say, mutant to mutant.
You shouldn't.
"Mano and mano" sounds much better.
What are you doing? Well, when Ambrose draws this battle for the comic book, I want to make sure I don't have a weird, scared expression on my face.
Like that.
Okay.
Yeah.
You taught me every skill I know, and now those skills will be your undoing.
You may have learned how to use those skills, but not why to use them, Neil.
Stop calling me Neil.
The power cannon.
Skylar, you can give yourself up or I'll destroy the Annihilator.
You know what, I'll save you the trouble.
You killed him.
I knew you weren't evil.
These past few weeks have all been a scheme to get revenge on The Annihilator.
Kaz, you owe me a pudding cup.
Oh, I'm still evil.
I was just sick of that guy.
It's always "Annihilate this, annihilate that.
" And why settle for destroying Earth when I'm powerful enough to rule the entire universe? Now who owes who a pudding cup? Please don't destroy us.
Come on, how can you even think I'd do that? You guys are my friends.
Which is why I'm going to let you live, and turn you evil.
Dang it.
I "phewed" too early.
You two are going to work for me now, because I may be a supervillain, but I still need someone to get froyo with.
I'm fine, by the way.
Thanks for waiting for me.
Skylar.
Skylar.
I can't believe it's you.
I hope I don't piddle.
When I get excited, I sometimes piddle.
Grab Hapax.
Down, Kakai-Rata- Hee-Haw-Mwuaak-Floopy-Pa-zoing.
Down.
Gus? I can't believe you're still working here.
Still no sign of Wallace and Clyde? Nope.
Maybe they finally got their children's book published about the twin earthworms who run a comic book store and leave once they finally get their children's book published.
Gus, Gus, did you just see that? I can't see anything.
I think I need glasses.
These fake ones are just to make me look studly.
Two guys who looked exactly like Tecton and Blue Tornado just, like, dropped out of the sky.
I think you need glasses, too.
I'm not seeing things.
I know.
I meant to improve your looks.
Wow.
Are you busy tonight? The Annihilator wants us to destroy Caduceo.
And the only way to do that is with the Mirror of Zalkanikus, which when he looks into it, will drain his powers.
I heard it's somewhere in this comic book shop.
But we need to stay undercover.
We're wearing the same outfit? That's embarrassing.
Gus, I know this makes no sense but, I think superheroes are real.
I just saw those guys switch from their uniforms to street clothes like that.
Jordan, superheroes are not real.
That's just crazy talk.
Oh, and so is this.
Bliddeliddleliddleliddleliwerht ilek.
Hapax, how you doing? Not good.
My place is trashed and my cave-keeper doesn't come until next week.
Also, I'm very badly hurt.
All right.
We have to contact The League of Heroes and get them to take Skylar out.
What? No, we can't quit on Skylar.
We have to save her.
Why are you so obsessed with saving her? How about saving me? Well, maybe she's more worth saving than you are.
Really? Which one of us has tried to destroy you about 12 times in the last week, me or Skylar? Oh, I can't remember.
Skylar.
How could you not remember that? Look, I know you have this fantasy about Skylar falling in love with you, but I've got some news for you, pal, it's never going to happen.
Well, I've got some news for you, pal, shut your face.
Skylar's coming.
We must hide.
Fine.
But I'm not hiding with Oliver.
Come on, Hapax.
No, Hapax, come with me.
I'm going to hide with Kaz but only because he asked first.
You can't hide for long.
My Skylar Sense will detect you.
That, or I'll hear Kaz, because he hums when he's nervous.
Great.
Why did I choose to hide with you? I'm right here.
You're too powerful and no one can stop you, so I give up.
Hmm, how sweet.
Trying to sacrifice yourself to save Kaz.
No, I'm trying to save myself.
I'm done with Kaz.
He and Hapax are behind that rock.
Okay.
I'll pretend to be a normal customer who's browsing, and I'll find the Mirror of Zalkanikus and steal it.
You go find Caduceo's whereabouts.
You don't talk much, do you? I'm telling you, I know what I saw! At least I think I do.
Oh, remember to say it exactly that way to your court-appointed psychiatrist.
Wait.
I have a way to prove this guy is Tecton.
The meteor in Tecton's chest contains iron.
If I can get a hold of an electromagnet, it'll stick to his chest.
But where am I going to find an electromagnet? Right here in my backpack.
What, you don't carry an electromagnet with you at all times? You're so weird.
Just distract him for a minute.
Can I help you? Uh, no thanks.
Just shopping for my son.
We don't sell children here.
What kind of store do you think this is? Watch this.
Oh my goodness.
Jordan! Let me help you! There.
Much better.
I cannot believe you sold me out.
I'm never talking to you again.
Hmm, too bad.
Really going to miss all the dangling participles and indefinite pronouns.
All right, Skylar, I'm ready to become a villain.
Will it hurt? I hope it won't hurt.
Hapax, you have to drain her powers.
I'm too injured.
She'd destroy me before I could finish.
What's happening?! This is coal, Skylar's one weakness.
Hapax, drain her powers while she's too weak to stop you.
Kaz, look, her hair, it turned pink.
Skylar's a superhero again! I'm afraid not.
To extract Skylar's evilness I also had to extract her powers, and I can't give them back to her because they're tainted.
You can't separate one from the other.
Like my granddaughter and her no-good hippie boyfriend.
Don't worry, Skylar.
We'll figure out a way to get your powers back again.
But, for now, at least you're okay.
The Annihilator? I thought you were dead! Not yet.
But now that traitor Skylar Storm will be.
What's happening? I drained the Annihilator's life force.
That wave of power will release everyone who was under his influence.
So, all the superheroes whose powers he tainted will instantly not be evil anymore? Of course not.
We're a billion light-years away from Earth.
The wave won't get there instantly.
It could take anywhere from I really did not expect you to say "seconds.
" He's gone! We did it.
We defeated the Annihilator! We? Are you okay? Yeah.
He just grazed my shoulder.
Thank you.
You not only saved me and the other superheroes, but everyone on Earth.
So we saved the people who save people, and also saved the people who are usually saved by the people who save people.
Wait.
Look at Skylar's wound.
Oh, no.
The Annihilator shot her with Black Widower's poison power.
It must be spreading throughout her body.
That means She's dying.
We have to get Skylar to Mighty Med fast! She's incredibly weak.
I'm weak? You can't even do five pushups.
Wow.
She gets nasty when she's poisoned.
Okay, ready? The wormhole transporter isn't working! The battery must be dead! Oh, no.
Oh, no.
The battery's dead, then Skylar's gonna be dead.
And we'll be stuck on this planet and then we'll be dead! It's all over.
No, no, it's not! You always do this.
Whenever the going gets tough, you give up.
That's not true.
I can name tons of times where I didn't give up.
Name one.
I'll name ten! There was yeah, I give up.
Unlike you, Hapax and I won't just lie down and be quitters.
Hapax! Wake up! Sorry.
I always nap at noon, and at 2:00.
And at 4:15.
What? I'm retired, and I have no hobbies.
Do you have any powers that could get the wormhole transporter to work? No, but I could send you back using my teleportation power.
That's how I got here years ago.
Okay, then, do it! But I should warn you, if I use my powers on a non-mutant, there could be some side effects.
Like what? Like, shortness of breath? Well, shortness.
You might have no legs.
Skylar's running out of time, okay.
It doesn't matter what the risks are! Just do it! Okay.
Kneel down before me! Why? I don't know.
It makes me feel more powerful.
Okay.
We're ready.
Wait, I want a souvenir.
We made it! My legs are gone! You're still kneeling.
My hand! It's in your pocket.
What's going on? What's wrong with Skylar? The Annihilator shot her with Black Widower's poison power.
We're losing her! Get her on the gurney, stat! She's too weak.
We have to stabilize her before we can administer the antidote.
She's flat-lining! Do something! I need the defibrillator! Clear! Clear! I'm sorry.
She's gone.
I know that's Tecton, and there's got to be some way to prove it.
Wait.
Tecton always heals.
I'll just injure him and when he shows no pain and heals right before our eyes, you'll see that I'm right.
Waah! Aah! You just threw a spear into my leg! What's wrong with you?! I am so sorry! I thought you were someone else.
That you wanted to throw a spear at? I'll go find a doctor.
But first, I don't want any of my dirty fingerprints to infect the wound.
I better get you a bandage.
Hey! You look just like a superhero on this box! Yeah, I get that a lot.
I can't believe Skylar's gone.
She can't be! I mean, Mighty Med is the best hospital in the world! There's gotta be someone or something able to heal her.
Horace, please! Stand back.
Thanatoi bios.
Bioi thanatos.
She's alive.
Horace, how did you do that? Only Caduceo can bring people back to life.
I am Caduceo, the legendary healer of superheroes.
What? I couldn't tell anyone my true identity for security reasons.
Also, everyone kept asking so many follow-up questions.
You're Caduceo? That's incredible.
But why didn't you save Skylar right away? Why did you hesitate? Here we go with the questions.
When I use my powers, they have a terrible, irreversible effect on me.
I gain a pound right in my hips.
So embarrassing.
Also, I only have the power to restore life five times.
I only have one left.
Where am I? What happened? We're back in Mighty Med.
It's a long story but you're fine.
Where are my hands? Under the sheets.
I have been there.
It is terrifying.
Kaz, thanks for not giving up on Skylar and I'm sorry for saying all those mean things to you.
Yeah, I'm sorry, too, man.
I should have known you weren't a traitor.
Since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for trying to viciously slaughter you guys all those times.
Ah, we all make mistakes.
Horace, did you gain weight? I need that mirror of Zalkanikus.
Keep looking.
Oh, wait, here it is.
You know, the comic books say there's something special about this mirror.
What was it again? Oh, I know, it's unbreakable.
Wait, not unbreakable.
Irreplaceable.
Sorry, that was our last one.
No, there's not one under the couch.
So, I couldn't find a doctor, but I did find this chemical which can eliminate all lingering traces of DNA.
Jordan, Jordan, you will not believe what he just did with the couch.
He moved it over an inch.
It totally opens up the room.
You're welcome.