Mismatched (2020) s02e06 Episode Script

1
In sixth grade, Miss Brown said
that you can find a solution
to every confusion
from a pros and cons list.
So, here it goes.
Cons.
Dimple could laugh in my face.
Pros.
Happiness forever.
Dimple.
Bless me, Miss Brown.
-I want to ask you something.
-Yeah?
So, I was thinking,
and correct me if I'm wrong
How can you go in like this?
Hey, the warden has come, hide somewhere,
she'll create a scene otherwise.
Madam, there are rules.
You can't go in like this.
There are no rules
between a parent and a daughter.
I just need two minutes.
Surprise!
Hi! What brings you here?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
My wife is kind of excited.
We are meeting her after ages.
Really sorry.
-But
-It's a surprise, darling!
-Dimple! Hi.
-Hi, Papa.
-How are you?
-I'm good. What brings you here?
It's Mr. Gill's brother's wedding.
Hi. I'm Harsh. Dimple's partner.
He's my project partner, Mom.
We are working on an app.
-It's our assignment. Sid sir
-Yeah. I think she got it.
-American?
-Wait a second
Yup.
You? Weren't you with
Just a minute. You wait a second.
You were talking about rules
and in your presence
there are boys entering a ladies hostel.
Please go and resign. Go!
Move. Sit down, son. Come on.
Come on, sit down.
My sister-in-law's daughter
also got married to someone from America.
Every year, she sends me
Givenchy eye liners.
Harsh, weren't you leaving?
Go on, I'll join you soon.
No. What are your future plans, son?
I mean, graduation, then a degree,
then a job, then marriage,
then wife and kids
Actually, I got admission
in a music school.
I see.
Can I be frank with you?
This music line,
it's all a game of chance.
-It won't do you any good. Forget it.
-Harsh.
Weren't you leaving?
Go on, I'll join you soon.
Guys, I'm sorry, I actually gotta go.
It was nice meeting you.
Have a pleasant stay.
And I will think about what you said.
-Thank you so much. Bye.
-Bye.
Here. Come to the wedding with us.
You're here for Rishi's mom's wedding?
No. I told you,
it's Mr. Gill's younger brother's wedding.
-The groom is a wildlife photographer.
-And Rishi's mom is the bride.
-Your Rishi?
-What do you mean mine, Mom?
His mom is divorced
and no one told us about it.
We were going to have our daughter
marry into such a family.
-Don't judge, Simple.
-Every family has problems, Mom.
Anyway, forget it. Look.
I've two outfits for you.
Which one will you wear?
I'm not coming! I have to work on my app.
You go on, please.
Look at your poor Papa.
He's here for just a day.
He was so excited
to spend the day with his daughter.
Papa.
And you'll have company!
Rishi will be there, right?
To go or not to go, that is the question.
Pros of Berklee.
You get to make music,
learn from the best, eat rib-eye steak.
I mean, it's freaking Berklee.
Cons of Berklee.
Dimple won't be there.
I need to tell her.
Gross, Harsh, who are you?
You're now the guy who's gonna
tell a girl that he loves her?
At a fucking wedding?
What is this, the Hallmark Channel?
My God.
I don't wanna do this, please.
The wedding is today.
I need a good bite from you, Shekhu.
Don't you want to make your mom happy?
Okay.
A legendary Bollywood movie
taught me a life philosophy.
That we live once, we die once,
we get married once,
and we fall in love just once.
Rubbish.
These are just filmy fantasy notions.
And "one true love" is a myth.
Mom, you taught me a life philosophy, too.
That our love
may not always be successful.
That's fine. We must move on.
So, here's to you, Mom.
Congratulations.
And
I love you.
Yeah, that was great.
Very nice. Just take this out.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck. Oh, no!
Please don't die on me, man.
Please bring your laptop, too, please.
-Just as a backup.
-Okay, Milady. Any other request?
Yes. Many, Milord,
but I need your consent for those.
-May I?
-What are you doing?
I've seen what goes on in your house.
Just shut up and go.
We are together.
Sorry for the hijacking.
And
I'm just really sorry for everything else.
That day, there was like this
this volcano inside me.
And it erupted
and I just couldn't stop it.
It wasn't my intention to hurt you.
And it will never be.
And if anyone hurts you,
I'll hurt him, or her, or even me.
Thank you for saying that, Celina. Really.
But there's no point now. It's too late.
Please pull over.
Just here. Thank you.
I have a request.
Please don't tell anyone
about my "delivery girl" secret.
It's a good idea.
You told everyone my secret.
Now, I'll reveal your secret.
We'd be even. Right?
I'm joking. I won't do it.
Thanks.
Celina.
If not me, someone else might do it.
How long will you hide it?
I mean, you are a delivery girl.
You deliver food. So what?
Own your secret
and don't let your secret own you.
Trust me.
-Bye.
-Bye.
Bro, what are you doing here?
Ashish
Mom left Dad, but she never left us.
On every important day,
in every difficult situation,
she was with us.
I know you are better than this.
Quite dishy in a sherwani, Mr. Agarwal.
Naughty.
Cel, this looks kind of problematic.
I am your problem solver. Sis, come, sit.
-My nickname is Hickey-pedia.
-Beautiful.
Man, this junior Shekhawat
is calling me for the wedding.
Hey, that's perfect. Come along!
All this wedding business
is shady business, bro.
Celina, don't do this. Imagine, Rishi,
Rishi's parents, my parents, Harsh,
everyone in one place.
Bro, it's a lot of stress.
Even exams are not as stressful.
Dimple's suitors. Full on drama. I'm in.
Anyway, tell me one thing.
Are you dressing up for Rishi?
Are you crazy?
Mom bought the dress for me.
Harsh gave me the hickey.
You are asking about Rishi
while covering Harsh's hickey.
See, there's no rule
that just because
you start liking someone new,
you can't have feelings for your ex.
It's not an on and off switch, yo.
-Done.
-Thank you.
By the way, you can hide your hickies,
but not your feelings.
Listen, I really want you to come.
But Namrata will be there.
It's cool.
Pro or con.
Pro.
Look, feel, vibes,
everything will be fuckin' A.
As soon as I find a special moment,
I'll tell her how I feel.
Con.
I hope no one interferes
and kills the buzz.
-Hi.
-Hey, hi.
You were right.
We shouldn't judge others.
I mean, which family
doesn't have problems?
Stalker alert.
Hold this.
I invited them.
-Hi.
-Hi.
My parents.
You are Rishi, right?
-Hello, Aunty. Hello, Uncle.
-It's okay.
Thank you so much for coming.
I'm so glad that Dimple brought you here.
Actually, Dimple came with us.
-Randeep's elder brother is my boss.
-Amazing.
Then you are from both,
bride and groom's sides.
-You must have dinner twice.
-How sweet.
-Sorry, I'll be back soon.
-Yes, sure.
Thanks for coming.
Hello, uncle.
You see, he's marriage material.
HARSH
Where are you?
Such boys are quick to go off the market.
Speak softly.
-Who is that girl? Tell me.
-His friend.
India has amazing music.
I'll learn here. I'll play here.
Maybe even get a gig at Coke Studio.
Fix a remixing thing for Bollywood.
Why do I even need Berklee? I can just
-Thank God, you came.
-Hey.
Pretty dishy
in the Indian outfit, Miss Ahuja.
-Hey, no sign of the
-Celina's handiwork.
You're looking quite handsome, too.
Properly fitting in.
Thank you.
Maybe I should stay here a while longer.
Stay back a while longer?
Did this system hang?
Harsh, you're going to Berklee
to study music.
You have a home in Silicon Valley.
And you want to live in scorching Jaipur.
You know what?
No need to wait for a special moment.
I'll tell her right now
one logical reason
why you should stay longer.
And make this moment special.
Am I looking okay?
Isn't all this a bit much at this age?
Mom, you're perfect.
Just enjoy this moment. I'm enjoying it.
And how many sons get the chance
to walk their mom to the wedding altar?
And where is my other son?
Pro This.
When you're in love,
the whole world celebrates.
Con
This. When you're heartbroken
One double shot espresso.
You're all alone.
-Sorry, what did you say?
-Black coffee.
So, black coffee is called espresso too?
You have enlightened me.
I'll get you the best black coffee.
Please have a seat. Just give me a minute.
My motto used to be "Never say forever".
But fuck that!
Fuck being a fuckboy.
I'll be a forever boy.
And I'll never mess it up.
Here's your black coffee.
-I fucked up, dude.
-You really fucking did.
But you could fix it.
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, bro.
-You You could fix it.
-Yeah. Well, have fun.
Have faith.
Cons.
My reputation can get handed to me
on a platter in front of so many people.
Pros.
If I say it,
I'd be able to fucking breathe.
It's now or never.
How long can I hold on to this secret?
You had asked how I'm feeling.
I'm very, very happy for Mom.
She's got a lifetime subscription
to happiness.
Did I miss anything?
And guess what? Dad's here, too.
Everyone's showing some guts, man.
Now, it's my turn.
Dimple,
I'll give you a invalid, illogical,
nonsensical reason to stay back.
And that reason is you.
With you,
Jaipur feels like freaking Hawaii.
What do you mean? You won't go to Berklee?
That depends on you.
That depends entirely on you.
Whatever you say.
If you think we have
something, then I'll stay back.
-Harsh, that's a lot of pressure.
-There's no pressure.
It would be my decision.
I'll bear the pressure of it.
Just think about it. Take your time.
You have about an hour.
I have to inform
the counsellor in an hour.
So I have to make a decision about
my career and yours, and in just an hour?
-Sort of.
-Are you crazy?
Harsh, your entire career
is at stake, man.
And you are ready to quit it all for me?
Not for you, it's for me.
Truth bombs, when they explode,
there are chances of massive destruction.
Ready or not,
it's been dropped.
Here's your order, ma'am.
I had placed the order on Delishery.
Why did you bring it?
This is me
I make deliveries for Delishery
It's my side hustle, I'm independent
Money, money, what money
The money I earned myself
I spend some, I save some and why?
Because unlike most people here
Yeah, check it
My dad doesn't have
A money minting factory
Not a Major, not Brigadier
He's a Junior Commissioning officer
He risks his life day and night
Night and day for the country
I salute him
I'm proud of him and of myself
Because who paid their fees on their own?
I did
I'm amazing
Everyone will know my name one day
I'll be famous one day
I'll make my own app
I'll show everyone
I say, money, money, what money
The money I earned myself
I don't take handouts like you
You just got served, honey.
Great show, babe.
Also, loving the Tuesday transformation.
But I think it's not over yet.
You know, 'cause you have
multiple secrets.
So tell your best friend
the other secret, too.
Got the guts for that, honey?
One red wine, please. Thank you.
-Hey, congratulations.
-Thank you. Congratulations to you, too.
All set for Boston? Berklee?
Well, actually, I'm gonna stay in India.
In Jaipur?
It depends. After the course
I'll figure with Dimple.
Excuse me.
You're drinking wine? Seriously?
Man up, son.
Let's have some shots together. Come on.
-It's a celebration.
-Exactly. It's a celebration.
-Exactly.
-Please don't fuck it up, Dad.
Listen, where are you going?
It's time for your mom
and Randeep's dance performance.
Don't be hasty, there's still time
Think before you move ahead
Okay, hey
May your marriage be a bed of roses
Not a bed of thorns
Okay, hey
I don't know anything
Your heart has gone crazy
You had it real good
With your single's life symphony
You're done for now, my dear
You are done for
Hey, listen,
don't you have your entry now?
All the best.
If you have any fears
You better tell me right now
You may never get this chance again
You better not forget
That you are with me now
Etch that right into your heart
If this is how it is already
What ruckus awaits you
In the years ahead
You had it real good
With your single's life symphony
Your life is set, my dear
Your life is set
Your life is set, my dear
Your life is set
You're done for now, my dear
You are done for
-Hello, ma'am.
-How are you? Hope you are well.
I'm glad we found you here.
Our kids' wedding has to be spectacular.
Maldives? How's that destination?
I'm sorry, the music is kind of loud.
So I couldn't hear you well.
If you are looking for a boy for Namrata,
I'll send you the invite
for a WhatsApp group.
I found a girl for Rishi there.
Just give me half an hour.
I promise, I'll get back to you.
Papa, when you chose Mom,
how did you do it?
It was a tough decision.
It was a mind versus heart problem.
My mind said,
"The girl is hyper, forget it."
But my heart didn't listen.
My heart was sure.
What if the heart was confused, too?
Confusion is always in the mind.
The heart is always clear
about what it wants.
Are you okay?
Don't worry so much about your mom.
She gets boisterous at every wedding.
We were here for another wedding
about ten years back.
It was the same story.
She just took over the stage.
I think it was the same venue, too.
-Papa, I'll be back in a minute.
-Sure.
Why are you messing up the wall?
-This is my art gallery.
-But why are you drawing on the wall?
You can't take it around with you.
Draw on a computer.
Wait a minute.
Draw on this.
Then you can take it with you.
I'll never get married.
Weddings are so boring.
I wish there was a game
to escape these parties.
When I get married,
I'll put up a huge entertainment zone.
-It'll have video games, too.
-Do invite me.
And arrange for good food, too. Okay?
Didn't you like the food here?
Try this. You'll never forget it.
-What is this?
-Shrikhand.
It sounds like the name of a mountain.
Dimple!
Wish me luck. I'm going to own my secret.
-All the best.
-Thanks.
-Celina. Did you see Dimp
-Have you seen Dimple?
I don't see her here.
You check here and I'll go that way.
Okay.
That was really nice
what you did there, Dad.
Made Mom really happy.
Thank you.
I didn't make her very happy
when we were together.
Kalpana was never this happy with me.
He's a good chap, this Ranveer.
Randeep, Dad.
I messed up, Rishi.
'Cause that, right there,
that's the love of my life.
I let her go.
I let her go
and never tried to get her back.
Look how happy she is.
And here I am,
trying to drown my regrets in whiskey.
Pathetic.
I should have never let her go.
Dad, there's something I have to do.
-Hey.
-Hey.
You okay?
Beyond a point, I can't handle weddings.
Ever since I was a kid.
You know, when I was little,
this place used to be my art gallery.
And what you're looking at right now
is an original Rishi Singh Shekhawat.
-Dimple!
-Mom is calling me.
Wait a minute. Take this with you. Gift.
I'll put it up on my wall.
I told you, you should draw
on the computer.
Imagine, if you draw on the computer,
you can even make it move, like a cartoon.
So finally your drawings started moving.
-Like cartoons.
-Cartoon
And that pick-up line about Shrikhand
is also quite old.
No!
That was you? What?
So you planted this idea
about animation in my head?
My life is a lie.
This is too much of a coincidence.
No! This is
This is not a coincidence. This is fate.
This is not a movie, Rishi.
It's real life.
Real life has started to
feel like a movie.
Listen.
I never apologized properly.
I'm really sorry.
How about this?
Whatever happened till now,
deleted. Gone.
Tell me honestly,
how many Arijit Singh songs
did you listen to?
You mean Avijit Singh?
My coping mechanism is slightly different.
That's it?
You said 100 reasons,
but this is all you could do.
Listen, please send this video to me.
Next time I want to pick a fight with you,
I'll look at this.
I got another reason.
Shall I write it now?
All you want to ever do is fight.
No, but seriously, Rishi,
this is too good.
You should focus on animation.
You know, there's an amazing course
on virtual reality
in Nandini ma'am's institute.
It's just a hobby, Dimple.
A legendary Bollywood movie
taught me a life philosophy.
That we live once, we die once,
we get married once,
and we fall in love just once.
Rubbish.
Whatever you just heard
and saw, just cancel it. Ignore.
You may get married more than once,
but you fall in love only once.
True, intense love.
One that makes you feel everything.
Some people make the mistake
of letting it get away.
And some people find it
after some trial and error.
One that's not logical, not practical.
It's just love.
That came out a bit too cheesy.
Anyway, what do I know?
I'm just a
silly boy in love.
So, Kalpana
I don't want to repeat my mistake.
I have to tell Harsh.
I asked you to be a free bird. Like me.
But you want to be a caged bird.
Anyway, congratulations
on your brand new cage.
Taught you so many things,
but everything went to waste.
It's very easy to give speeches,
but face to face break-up
hurts a lot.
I mean, technically, it was casual.
You do know how I felt.
You just didn't want to see it.
I'm sorry.
Between two people,
the person who loves more
always gets hurt.
Can I just have one thing, Shekhu?
I want to break-up with you.
Go to hell. Our relationship is over.
Fool.
You'll never find anybody like me.
I won't.
Can I have a quick picture though?
Here. I didn't need it.
I have put a copy
of the wedding video in this,
and Ashish's cloud was open,
so I uploaded it on that.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Listen.
-Hey, C, when did you get here?
-Have you seen Dimple?
-No. But, C
-Okay.
Bro!
Ashish, I'm asking you one last time.
Why is Dimple's code in your cloud?
Why did you upload it from my laptop?
To give it to Celina.
I had to do it, bro.
C asked me to do it for her
and I couldn't say no.
Bro, I'm really sorry.
Dimple, I'm so sorry.
C, I told you we'll get caught.
I can explain.
No, I really can explain.
Let's do this. Let's sit down
and let's just talk.
I'll tell you everything.
I was coming to you
I was going to tell you
And I'm here to tell you
-Celina, not right now.
-No, please.
Please let me talk to her.
Dimple, listen,
this is
because of Simran.
I'm a delivery girl
and Simran found out about it,
and she was going to tell everyone.
And that's why I had to do it.
And you know me, Dim.
Why would I do something like this to you?
It's not Let's just do one thing.
We'll go to Sid sir
and we'll complain to him.
She
Please say something, Dim.
I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to
I didn't mean to do it.
Listen to me. Please say something.
You were my best friend, Cel.
The weather's gotten weird, hasn't it?
This summer evening feels
oddly cold.
My heart's burning.
My breath is frozen.
This pain is kind of new.
Or is it as old as time?
I hadn't thought about this
in my worst nightmare,
and boom, here I'm living it.
Fuck it.
There's no need for a list.
Pros-Cons list is for those
who have to answer someone.
I got my answer.
It was good while it lasted,
but the summer romance
had to end before the summer.
Come on, cut your losses
and pick up your bags.
Take your broken heart
and turn it into art.
Subtitle translation by
Sheela Sijin Mathews