Necessary Roughness (2011) s02e06 Episode Script
What's Eating You?
Previously on Necessary Roughness Augusto took a job in Barcelona and I'm moving there with him.
I never knew you were interested in dance-line cheering.
Admit it -- you think it's stupid.
I need to talk to someone who isn't you.
Like a therapist.
Assistant G.
M.
on an interim basis.
I'd be honored on any basis.
I believe in drafting best player available.
Damon Razor.
I think the kid's got enough talent to develop into a number-one.
I stole someone's identity and re-enrolled as a high-school freshman.
Damon Razor too good to pass up.
Terry, make the call.
All right, boys! Please line it up! Let's see it! Whether it's a new job, new relationship, or a new football season with the new comes possibility excitement Hut! and, of course anxiety.
And that anxiety can sometimes eat you alive.
Unless, of course, you eat it first.
I'm a mess I'm a mess tonight I don't know whether to ask you what you ate or who you ate.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! Ray, you have already eaten through all of our savings.
You are not going to touch the college fund.
Ray Jay's never been to Hawaii?! I've never been to Hawaii! No, I-I can't talk to you anymore.
I have to go.
I -- uh -- goodbye! Buenos dÃas, baby.
Oh! Thank God you're here! So, Augusto is teaching you Spanish? SÃ.
Well, I've got the basics.
Hola.
Como estas? IquÃtate los pantalones pronto! What does that last one mean? "Take off your pants pronto.
" I have missed you so much.
Speaking of removing clothes, things going well with Mr.
Foxy assistant G.
M.
? Awesome, when we actually see each other.
Hello? Ooh, sorry.
I'm just jet-lagged.
One good siesta, and I will be ready for six weeks of summer fun.
Clack! So, you two get six weeks of summer fun and I get shipped off to summer camp? Shipped off? You begged me to go.
Well, that was before, Mom.
It's not before now.
It's now now.
Understand? Not now.
Well, maybe Dr.
Crosetti will.
Who's Dr.
Crosetti? Dr.
Jane Crosetti.
You must be Lindsay.
Lindsay.
And you must be Dr.
Santino.
Oh, please, call me Dani.
It's such a pleasure to meet you.
Listen, why don't you go make yourself comfortable, and I'll be right there, all right? Oh, thank you for fitting us in.
I know how busy you must be with your seminars and your practice and your books, which I have read all of, by the way.
"Unleashing Your Inner Rage Monster" really kept me sane after my divorce.
Oh, well, thank you -- that means an awful lot coming from a top sports psychologist such as yourself.
Oh.
Yes, I'm familiar with your work.
Oh, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's first session, so it's probably best if we established our own connection.
I'll just be out here, waiting in the waiting room.
Terrific.
I have some recent magazines over there on the table, if you'd like.
Nice.
Hear ye! Hear ye! Everybody on me! Let's go! All right.
Listen up -- this is your playbook, your Bible, your best friend, your mama for the next year.
Lose it and it will be your mama you're screaming for.
Understood? - Yes, sir.
- Understood?! Yes, sir! Thank you very much.
Welcome to mini camp, gentlemen.
Yeah, it's real.
You made it, man.
Welcome to my house.
Thanks.
This is amazing.
And to play alongside you? Just hope I can keep up.
Eh, you won't.
One of you Damon Razor?! Uh, yeah.
Me.
You're gonna have to come with us, son.
What?! What's this about? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What'd the kid do? Step back, sir.
Read him his rights.
Damon Razor, you have the right to remain sexy.
Get in there, Razor! Welcome to the Hawks, rookie! Yeah! Go rookie! Go rookie! Baby, work your magic on me Hut! Come on! Get there! Get there! Son, if you can't get your ass over here to make that play, I will find someone who can! Next group! Ryan Norton, call him "Rhino," came in way overweight.
Ooh, he's not gonna fit in his bikini? I thought all the players were supposed to be big.
Everybody's big, but it's a game of speed, and he's got none at this weight.
We didn't draft a linebacker 'cause we thought we had Rhino.
But what? If he doesn't shape up, literally, he's gonna have to ship out? His blood pressure's through the roof.
His cholesterol's sky-high.
I'm worried about more than just his employment.
All right, receivers, take five.
Hey, yo, rookie.
Not so fast.
Give me a Gatorade.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
From that cooler.
Oh! A baby alligator? That's no joke! That thing could have bit my hands off! If you milk it, it's Gatorade! My hands.
That's my livelihood.
I think you might be overestimating the power of those things, brah.
Yeah? Well, we'll see who's riding the bench come game day, brother.
Ohh.
I'm -- I'm sorry, what? I'm just saying, is T.
K.
back, or ready to take a backseat? What?! Whoa.
Oh! Hey, hey! Get out of here.
Hey! Hey, come on! Come on! What you want?! Watch your mouth! It's one thing to have rookies in miniskirts running around with missing eyebrows, but Terrence King, crocodile hunter?! That is a bridge too far.
Look, I am finally having a good time again.
I thought you guys would appreciate that.
We would, if you used your powers for good instead of evil.
Hazing is about love, Nico.
It's a rite of passage, part of the game.
Not my game -- not anymore.
I got folks flinging crap at me faster than a pack of rabid chimpanzees.
First Pittman, now the league.
I need calm and order.
So, that's it.
I'm banning hazing.
That's like taking the foot out of football.
That's like taking the foot out of my ass.
Now, if I hear of any more incidents on this campus, I'm holding you responsible -- Now get out of here! Oh, and one more thing.
We need you to apologize to Razor.
Hey, rookie, get my pads.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it.
So, you were saying? Cottage cheese.
Mm-hmm.
Boiled chicken, and steamed vegetables.
Oh, and sometimes I go wild and have a flavored rice cake.
Well, that sounds healthy.
It seems like the more I diet, the more I'm putting on the pounds.
And now I look like a Sumo wrestler who's eaten another Sumo wrestler.
Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Get a job, you leeches! That's my posse.
We go way back.
It is very important to have a support system.
It's a lot of pressure, playing a pro sport.
Yeah, but this is my seventh year, so it's nothing new.
This weight thing is killing my game and my bank account.
You know, I'm fined daily, for every pound I'm over 260? Sometimes under stress, people eat unconsciously.
They don't even realize they're doing it.
Anything going on in your personal life? Are there any changes at all? Well, I got married not long ago.
How's that going? Awesome.
I mean, I'm butting heads with my stepson, Ethan, over stupid stuff.
It's upsetting my wife, Lydia.
That sounds Stressful.
Yeah, she keeps saying we should try family counseling.
Would that be something that you might consider doing? Depends.
There any calories in that? You're welcome, by the way.
Without me, none of this would have been possible.
We give you some of the credit.
Not some credit -- all credit.
So, what's your deal, huh? What do we owe the honor of this visit? To spend the summer with Dan, and to figure out whether I want to go back.
Ahh, and my phone rings right when the story's getting good.
Oh.
Yes, Hank.
Way to bury the lead.
Augusto's been talking marriage.
Oh, that would be, what, numero tres for me? I'm living in a fantasy bubble in Barcelona, but my real life is here, Dan.
Not sure I can give up my whole life for one man, even one as sexy-licious as Augusto.
Unh! So, the next six weeks, is it your mission to figure out "do I stay, do I go?" So, Hank wants a list of all free-agent linebackers.
And apparently, that can't wait till tomorrow.
Are they gonna replace Rhino? Not yet, but Ugh, I got to go.
I'm sorry.
Jeanette, to be continued.
And I will call you later.
Mm.
Mm.
Since his promotion, been sort of a drive-by relationship.
We're both so overloaded.
Never fear.
Your knight in shining Armani is here to lighten your load.
So, laundry, groceries, cooking -- you? All me.
No.
No, no.
Don't argue.
I'm staying with you for six weeks.
The least I can do is take good care of you.
So, Ryan, Lydia, you two just got married six months ago.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm very lucky.
He's a wonderful man.
I don't think Ethan sees it that way, though.
I never said that.
Look, E, I get it.
No kid's happy about his mom getting remarried.
I'm not unhappy about it.
It's just that -- not unhappy? Is that why you never come out of your room? Okay, so, the first rule we have here is that everybody listens to each other.
Okay? So, Ethan, you were saying? It's just? It's just that -- I don't know.
We're always fighting about stuff.
Stuff.
Can you be a little bit more specific? He keeps eating all the moonpies.
What? The moonpies? Okay, first of all, I don't even like moonpies.
Second of all Everyone likes moonpies.
I'm not gonna ruin my diet, and if I did, it wouldn't be with a moonpie, because, as I stated, I don't even like moonpies! Well, somebody's eating them.
It's not me.
No.
Of course not.
It's Ethan, and he's blaming me to cover.
Because everyone thinks I should be on a diet.
No.
We just want you to be more healthy.
For all of us to be healthy.
Okay.
This is not about moonpies.
This is about being honest.
And in order to have a healthy, functional family, there needs to be trust.
So, can we all agree that whomever is sneaking food can come forward without any consequences? Yeah? Okay.
How about on three, just raise your hand if it was you.
You know, we get this little secret out of the way, and then we hit reset.
We start fresh.
Okay.
One Two Three.
Oh, come on.
All right, guys.
This is an issue about trust.
And until someone comes forward, then it's just gonna eat away at all of you.
Yo, rook.
Give us a sec.
Umabout yesterday, I just wanted to, uh I just want to apologize for what happened.
Oh, it's no big deal.
Hazing's part of the game.
If I can't handle it, I got no business being here.
Not everyone can say they've been hazed by a hall of famer.
Yeah, you got to retire first, but yeah.
But you can do me a favor.
Even the score? Nah, no, forget it.
No, what's up? I've got this niece, and she is crazy for you.
Naturally.
Would you sign a helmet for her? Yeah, sure.
She decorated it.
Yes, she did! If you could make it out to Pookie -- that's her nickname -- that'd be great.
Maybe some hearts and happy faces.
No problem.
Awesome.
Here you go.
Actually, you're gonna need that for practice.
You did not just bedazzle my helmet.
No, sir.
You did.
Yeah, looking good, T.
K.
That's cold.
You all right? I will be.
As soon as I show junior mint he ain't that fresh! Come on.
Coach is already on you.
No hazing on campus.
But he didn't say anything about off campus.
There you go.
Hey.
Thank you so much for seeing me.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry to come before my scheduled appointment, but I set up a nanny cam in my kitchen last night, and well, watch.
Rhino, whatever Ethan's issues are, spying is not the long-term solution when the issue is trust.
No, you don't understand, Dr.
Santino.
Turns out the person I can't trustis me.
Oh.
Are those the moonpies? Going right in my moon pie hole! At 2:00 a.
m.
I don't even remember that! Jesus.
What am I doing -- sleepwalking?! No, Rhino you're sleep eating.
I am so happy to be included here today.
Although, I'm not sure how many people invite their mom to therapy to tell them how much they love them.
It's kind of like a cop asking you to step out of the car so they can give you a hug.
Right? It's never gonna happen.
Okay, so Lindsay, if you'd like to begin? Sure.
Well, Dr.
Crosetti has been helping me realize that I'm not expressing myself clearly to you.
And that lack of communication has been eating away at me causing both internal and external negativity.
So, in order to create peace with myself, I have to start telling you what I want instead of what I don't want.
And what is it that you want? I want to join the Peace Corps.
I knew she'd laugh.
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, you're being serious?! The Peace Corps has some fantastic programs for teensin Africa.
Africa?! Ghana and Tanzania, to be exact.
Yeah, you build classrooms and playgrounds for schools, teach kids English or music -- Wait, what happened to Camp Greenwood? Camp was great for the first six years, but there's only so many times you can macrame a canoe.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to process.
Last week, you wanted to be a Pommie, and this week, it's the Peace Corps? That's a lot to take in.
See, I knew she would do this.
Oh! I'm going to the bathroom! Geez! Dr.
Crosetti, I am feeling a little blindsided here.
I'm just trying to help Lindsay express her feelings.
Yeah, but I'm the one that has to have dinner with those feelings.
Yeah.
Africa.
Really? Africa? You want to know what's in Africa? Lions, malaria, and wars.
Oh, my.
And this Dr.
Crosetti, I swear she's making things worse 'cause Lindsay and I are barely speaking to each other now.
Bright side.
There's nowhere to go but up, right? Oh! Or not.
It's a punching bag with my picture on it! That's not even a good picture! I'm all squinty! At least she has a photo of you in her room.
Is there a problem? Um, yeah.
Your your car is not here.
What? Where is it? He told me not say anything.
Who did? Terrence King.
He's getting it detailed.
He wanted to surprise you.
How could you just give away my car?! Ooh-ooh! Man, I misplace my car keys sometimes, but this has got to be embarrassing.
Where is it, T.
K.
? It's parked in a very special place.
You know what? You're lucky I got Zoombak.
Oh, do you? Yeah.
My car's on Bigelow Street in Newark.
My car's in Newark?! I'm gonna bust -- Come on, girls -- both of you.
Get in.
Thank you so much for coming.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, sorry about the furniture.
Don't be silly.
It's okay.
Yeah, I keep telling Rhino we need to get a new couch.
It's what happens when you have an 11-year-old boy in the house, right? Hmm.
So, Ethan? With his grandparents.
He got sick of me apologizing.
I still feel awful.
I can't believe I blamed my crazy on him.
Rhino, you're not crazy.
Sleep-related eating disorders are often caused by a repressed anxiety.
So, we get to the cause of the stress, and then the sleep eating should eventually stop.
I hope so.
I can't afford to be mowing down any more moonpies.
So, what exactly is the plan? You are both going to go to sleep like normal.
Then you just wait for me to sleepwalk? Mm-hmm.
The first step is to observe.
What if I wake up or something? I've heard that can be dangerous.
No, that's only partially true.
Partially? Doc, look at me.
I'm 6'3", 290, and you'renot.
I'd feel better if you had somebody else with you -- somebody bigger.
Okay.
Uh, you have anyone in mind? So, let me get this straight.
It was Rhino who wanted me to come over? You didn't even suggest me? No, Mr.
Donnally, I did not.
It's rather presumptuous of you to think that I'm cooking up ways to hang out with you.
Well, Rhino was right to call.
'Cause let me tell you -- I'd freak, too, if someone was locking me out of my food.
I know that it seems extreme, but the idea is to increase his stress level.
Because sleep eating is often caused by some kind of deeply-buried anxiety, and I want to draw it out.
So, this is what it takes for us to have a night together.
This car got bulletproof windows? No.
But it has everything else.
You got some mad suspension on this ride.
I see you flying over these potholes like a ninja.
I can't believe you left my new car in the hood, man.
Man, chill out.
It's right over here around this next -- oh, no! Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! My car.
You'd better get out and make it right.
You kidding? He might kill me.
Clean it up, T.
K.
, or I am pretty sure it's gonna cost you more than a fine.
Yo.
Yo, player.
Yo -- wait! No! Hey! Hey! What the? Nico! This car cost me my whole signing bonus.
I said I was sorry.
Damn.
I'll take care of the damages.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Girl, chill out.
It's just a car.
You don't get it.
I left my playbook in the trunk, and now it's gone.
Oh.
Africa? That's what I said.
Not to mention the fact that I've already paid for her to go to that camp.
Oh.
And now Ray Jay wants to go to Hawaii with his dad.
I'm gonna pull that cash out of I don't know where.
I'm sorry.
Ugh.
And now I've kept you here all night.
Oh, hey, with our schedules, I'll take what I can get.
Yeah.
Besides, it kind of makes me feel like I snuck over to make out with the babysitter.
Mmm.
I miss you.
Oh, I know.
Oh, this would be so much easier if we just moved in together.
You know what? We'd see each other every night in bed.
It would definitely help with your financial stress.
It's like a twofer.
Chuckles .]
Um, Matt, I'm -- What's that? Uh, that's a baby monitor that I put outside Rhino's room.
Okay, so, he's coming.
Yeah.
Wow.
He's asleep? Mm-hmm.
Oh, and he's pissed.
Yep.
Dani.
No, no.
It's okay.
Rhino, it's Dr.
Dani.
It's okay.
You're safe, and it's time to wake up.
I got to go.
Where? Home.
You are home.
My other home.
His other home? What does that mean? Look, homeboy, if you don't relax, I'm gonna have to find you a thong in man sizes.
The most expensive dumpster I've ever seen in my life.
I lost my playbook, T.
K.
That's my life for the next year -- or at least, it could have been if I hadn't lost it.
I'm seriously screwed.
You?! When coach finds out I pulled this prank, I'm taking a dirt nap! You! You! You! It's always about you! All right, kid.
Here's what we do.
It's not the end of the world.
It's happened before.
We'll just tell coach you dropped it in the toilet after you used it.
So you get another one.
I mean, whoever took your playbook has no clue what that thing is, anyway.
"I have something you want, and it's gonna cost you.
" What does that mean? It means you're being blackmailed.
Home.
That's what you said.
You're sure? Your other home.
What does that mean, Ry? I don't know.
I was asleep, apparently trying to eat the entire kitchen.
Yeah.
That's been his story all morning.
He doesn't know, he doesn't remember, and he didn't say it.
Rhino, I mentioned that sleep eating usually stems from stress and unconscious pressures.
Maybe we need to discuss the reasons that you might not feel "at home" at home.
It's nothing, all right?! What is going on? What exactly are you hiding here? Hear from Deep Throat yet? Yeah, he wants 10 grand.
Oh, I got that in my drawers right now.
You're good.
Good, then you can pay it.
What?! You said it yourself.
This is because of your prank.
Yeah, but who keeps their playbook in the trunk with groceries and sex toys? Who keeps sex toys in their trunk? Who doesn't?! Look, shh! Keep it down.
All right.
Listen.
I'll loan you the 10 grand.
But when you make the team, I want that back with interest.
When's the drop? Tonight, 9:00.
Good luck with that.
Don't good luck me.
Look, you're driving.
What?! I don't have a car, remember? That's my fault? Yeah, I guess so.
I want gas money.
Moving in together! What did you say? I said, "Matt" and then we were interrupted.
Mm.
So I didn't say anything yet.
I just think it's too confusingfor the kids.
Not to mention that my daughter has got a punching bag with my squinty little face on it.
Honey, she's a teenager.
Hating your mother is in the guidebook.
But I am a therapist, so I should have a healthy relationship with her.
It's just so hard when it's your own daughter, you know? JustI love that angry little ultimate fighter so much that it's hard to be objective.
But at least I have you to talk to now, 'cause I've been talking to that fish so much, I'm starting to get worried about myself.
You sure this is the address? It's what the guy texted -- "be here by 9:00.
" Maybe we should call that Nico guy.
Yeah, let me tell you how that call's gonna go.
Hey, Nico.
Razor lost his playbook, and now we're getting blackmailed, so can you come down to the corner of assault and battery and change his diapey? Whatever, man.
Let's just go get the damn playbook.
What? Lindz! Tell me what's wrong with Africa.
Nothing, except for warfare and malaria and wild animals.
Beyond that? Leeches.
Did you know that there are some African leeches that can grow up to 10 inches long? Dad already signed this permission slip, so why can't you just say "yes"? Because your father does whatever he thinks is gonna make you like him best, while I am here trying to actually do what is best for you.
Okay, well, whatever he's doing, it's working.
Lindsay Honey, I am trying really hard, but it seems like no matter what I do, your dad's always gonna be the good guy and I am always going to be the punching bag.
You searched my room.
Searched? No, I didn't search your room.
I was putting away laundry, yeah.
If you're gonna snoop around in my room, then it's not really my room.
Okay.
So maybe I should just go live with dad.
Hey, Rhino.
Oh, Lydia? Hi.
Hi.
Uh, thank you for seeing me after hours.
Of course.
Is everything all right? Rhino and I got into a huge fight after our session this morning.
I kept trying to get him to tell me what's really going on, and he just shut down.
I think I might know what he's hiding.
It's It's kind of out there.
It's okay.
You can tell me.
I just -- I started questioning everything, you know? And I looked at our old credit-card statement, and I found thousands of dollars toward furniture, new rugs, and a flat-screen.
But none of that is in our house.
I've heard stories about how people lead double lives.
Dr.
Santino I think my husband's got another family.
Yo, playboy, you go first.
Been shot twice this year.
It's your turn.
Hello? You know what? On second thought, audible.
Let's call the cavalry.
Let's go.
Look man, don't don't kill me, man! I got money! I'll pay you, baby! I'm a come back and haunt you, I swear to God! Thank you, gentlemen.
Your playbook -- safe and sound.
Your car? All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put your Porsche back together again.
You did that to my car, Nico? Ah! So I'm gonna take it out of both of your checks.
Ah that's seriously messed up, Nico.
Oh, it is.
Coffee's getting cold.
You wanted hazing? You got it! And a fight that started out about leeches ended with a threat to move in with her father and my face on a punching bag.
And you think I told your daughter to do that? Dr.
Santino, I've talked to Lindsay about emotive therapy, explained that one way to release anger is to punch a pillow or a cushion, but that's it.
You're familiar with Dr.
Charles Spielberger? Mm-hmm.
His studies suggest that expressing violence, even against inanimate objects, exacerbates the problem.
He also says that unexpressed anger can turn inward, causing depression and self-loathing.
I know that Lindsay's just figuring out who she is.
And I know that I have to let her make her own choices and her own mistakes.
But where Lindsay is concerned, I am forced to both protect and compete with my ex-husband.
You know, I've kept the affairs from her.
I've kept the fact that he is blowing through their college money.
He just gets to sit there and play the part of the good old daddy, and I have got to sit there and play the part of Mean, old mommy? I get it -- divorced 12 years.
Two boys, now 25 and 28.
How do you get through that? Pills, booze, random sex.
Therapy -- twice a week.
How do you think? I know.
I know.
So, leeches? Yep.
Actual leeches, not my ex-husband.
Although he is sucking the financial life out of me.
Get a job, you leeches! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Fans.
My posse.
Rhino! We go way back.
Thousands of dollars toward furniture, new rugs, and a flat-screen.
But none of that is in our house.
Dr.
Santino? Dr.
Santino? You okay? Mm-hmm.
Let's go.
We got to get to practice.
- You got ice in there? - Ohh.
All right! Good practice! Come on! Bring it in! Bring it in! - 1, 2, 3! - Hawks! Yeah! What's so funny? Other than being strapped to a pole with you for the last four hours, your face when you realized your playbook was gone.
You -- you got all "Green Mile.
" Yeah, okay.
Me getting freaked out over a playbook, that's one thing.
But you in a bedazzled helmet? Now, that's priceless.
I think it's pretty dope.
I should have known you'd be into that sort of thing.
You know, man, I want to hate you.
I do.
I mean, you know, brand-new receiver, squirrelly, coming in, testing my game, but you remind me of me.
You know, a mini T.
K.
Like a real mini T.
K.
, like a T.
K.
1.
0, like a diet T.
K.
All right, look, don't push it.
You guys done with your little Reindeer Games? Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Rhino, hey! Can I just talk to you for a minute? No, not now.
Just one second.
About what?! Lydia already thinks I'm cheating on her.
You made a real mess of things, Doc.
I know about 4970 Sweetwater, that you own another house.
It started when my brother-in-law got laid off.
My sister asked if they could come stay with me for a while.
Mm-hmm.
You know, till they got back on their feet.
And they got three kids.
What was I supposed to do? Then my cousin came to crash, and then a couple more friends joined the party.
Rhino.
You don't have a huge support system.
You are one.
You're not dealing with the pressure during the day, so it's manifesting at night.
Moonpie mania.
Lydia already thinks they're taking advantage of me, always borrowing money.
She would freak if she knew the truth -- that our money problems are because of them.
Look, you are a generous man, but this extra weight -- this stress that you are carrying around is a direct cause of the extra responsibility that you're carrying! But I can't just cut 'em off.
They count on me.
What's gonna happen the next time you grab car keys again when your sleeping, right? You're gonna be a big help to them when you're wrapped around a tree? Okay.
How do I start? What do I say? Hey, here's Good luck.
Baby steps.
We'll come up with a plan that everybody feels comfortable with.
You sell the house.
You give them a timetable for leaving.
But the most important thing is that you come clean with Lydia.
No, trust me.
It's gonna be a relief for both of you.
Hey, Rhino! Hey.
Hey.
Mom told me to come get you.
She's waiting in the car.
Hey, what do you say you and me start a health pact, huh? Psht! Boo! Psht! Boo! See you at our next appointment, Doc.
Oh, could I come, too? Hmm.
Come on.
What? Hey, Lindz? Honey? Can we talk about Africa? What's to talk about? You asked me what was so wrong with Africa.
Why don't you tell me what's so right? Mom, for the first time, I'm actually excited about something.
I want to help people.
I want to make a difference.
That makes me so proud.
My hesitation has nothing to do with you.
I'm just scared by the idea.
What about a compromise? Something in the Western Hemisphere! These got to be similar programs in the United States, like New Orleans, where they need people to volunteer and build homes and all sorts of things.
Like Habitat for Humanity? Yes.
Ah! I do have one condition.
And that is that you bring this.
It's the, um, travel edition for your little punching bag.
At least I like that picture.
Oh! Parenting hurdle number 4,082 -- boom! -- Cleared.
Fell down on my ass a couple times, but I live to tell.
For God sakes, woman, come on.
Let's go get some wine.
I can't.
Why not? J, what is it? What's wrong? Ohh! Hey, hey, hey! Jeanette?! Ohh.
Are you okay? Mm, no.
You're pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
Oh, hey, Rhino's doing great.
He's already lost some pounds.
You just really got him right back on track.
Dr.
D, working the mojo, again.
Don't forget to stir! Are you stirring?! Yes, I'm stirring! Oh, not too many chilies.
Prego and chilies, no bueno.
Ohh, speaking of "no bueno" Mm-hmm? What I said the other night, about moving in Yeah, the kids probably need another minute with this whole thing.
And it's not like we're 20.
We can't just move in together like it's nothing, lay around all day, playing Nintendo.
That's exactly what I was gonna say to you, except for the fact that I am a PS3 woman, myself.
I love you, Dani Santino.
And I want to get this right.
I love you, too.
Oh! You're not stirring.
Oops.
You are stirring, but not my pot.
Uh, apologizing to you in advance, but we need some wine.
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna go get some Pinot in the basement.
Tease.
Sorry.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, so, what's cooking in the belly affects the decision to move to Spain, I assume, huh? Yeah.
I have to figure out how to break the news to Augusto.
He's been talking about getting married.
What's that expression -- "three strikes, you're out"? Oh, it depends how you look at it.
Some people never find the one.
You found him three times.
You're right.
And each one is better than the last.
Maybe I'm just perfecting a craft.
Well, then, maybe you could help me pick out the perfect engagement ring for Dani.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Too spicy? Mnh-mnh.
I never knew you were interested in dance-line cheering.
Admit it -- you think it's stupid.
I need to talk to someone who isn't you.
Like a therapist.
Assistant G.
M.
on an interim basis.
I'd be honored on any basis.
I believe in drafting best player available.
Damon Razor.
I think the kid's got enough talent to develop into a number-one.
I stole someone's identity and re-enrolled as a high-school freshman.
Damon Razor too good to pass up.
Terry, make the call.
All right, boys! Please line it up! Let's see it! Whether it's a new job, new relationship, or a new football season with the new comes possibility excitement Hut! and, of course anxiety.
And that anxiety can sometimes eat you alive.
Unless, of course, you eat it first.
I'm a mess I'm a mess tonight I don't know whether to ask you what you ate or who you ate.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God! Ray, you have already eaten through all of our savings.
You are not going to touch the college fund.
Ray Jay's never been to Hawaii?! I've never been to Hawaii! No, I-I can't talk to you anymore.
I have to go.
I -- uh -- goodbye! Buenos dÃas, baby.
Oh! Thank God you're here! So, Augusto is teaching you Spanish? SÃ.
Well, I've got the basics.
Hola.
Como estas? IquÃtate los pantalones pronto! What does that last one mean? "Take off your pants pronto.
" I have missed you so much.
Speaking of removing clothes, things going well with Mr.
Foxy assistant G.
M.
? Awesome, when we actually see each other.
Hello? Ooh, sorry.
I'm just jet-lagged.
One good siesta, and I will be ready for six weeks of summer fun.
Clack! So, you two get six weeks of summer fun and I get shipped off to summer camp? Shipped off? You begged me to go.
Well, that was before, Mom.
It's not before now.
It's now now.
Understand? Not now.
Well, maybe Dr.
Crosetti will.
Who's Dr.
Crosetti? Dr.
Jane Crosetti.
You must be Lindsay.
Lindsay.
And you must be Dr.
Santino.
Oh, please, call me Dani.
It's such a pleasure to meet you.
Listen, why don't you go make yourself comfortable, and I'll be right there, all right? Oh, thank you for fitting us in.
I know how busy you must be with your seminars and your practice and your books, which I have read all of, by the way.
"Unleashing Your Inner Rage Monster" really kept me sane after my divorce.
Oh, well, thank you -- that means an awful lot coming from a top sports psychologist such as yourself.
Oh.
Yes, I'm familiar with your work.
Oh, thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's first session, so it's probably best if we established our own connection.
I'll just be out here, waiting in the waiting room.
Terrific.
I have some recent magazines over there on the table, if you'd like.
Nice.
Hear ye! Hear ye! Everybody on me! Let's go! All right.
Listen up -- this is your playbook, your Bible, your best friend, your mama for the next year.
Lose it and it will be your mama you're screaming for.
Understood? - Yes, sir.
- Understood?! Yes, sir! Thank you very much.
Welcome to mini camp, gentlemen.
Yeah, it's real.
You made it, man.
Welcome to my house.
Thanks.
This is amazing.
And to play alongside you? Just hope I can keep up.
Eh, you won't.
One of you Damon Razor?! Uh, yeah.
Me.
You're gonna have to come with us, son.
What?! What's this about? Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What'd the kid do? Step back, sir.
Read him his rights.
Damon Razor, you have the right to remain sexy.
Get in there, Razor! Welcome to the Hawks, rookie! Yeah! Go rookie! Go rookie! Baby, work your magic on me Hut! Come on! Get there! Get there! Son, if you can't get your ass over here to make that play, I will find someone who can! Next group! Ryan Norton, call him "Rhino," came in way overweight.
Ooh, he's not gonna fit in his bikini? I thought all the players were supposed to be big.
Everybody's big, but it's a game of speed, and he's got none at this weight.
We didn't draft a linebacker 'cause we thought we had Rhino.
But what? If he doesn't shape up, literally, he's gonna have to ship out? His blood pressure's through the roof.
His cholesterol's sky-high.
I'm worried about more than just his employment.
All right, receivers, take five.
Hey, yo, rookie.
Not so fast.
Give me a Gatorade.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
From that cooler.
Oh! A baby alligator? That's no joke! That thing could have bit my hands off! If you milk it, it's Gatorade! My hands.
That's my livelihood.
I think you might be overestimating the power of those things, brah.
Yeah? Well, we'll see who's riding the bench come game day, brother.
Ohh.
I'm -- I'm sorry, what? I'm just saying, is T.
K.
back, or ready to take a backseat? What?! Whoa.
Oh! Hey, hey! Get out of here.
Hey! Hey, come on! Come on! What you want?! Watch your mouth! It's one thing to have rookies in miniskirts running around with missing eyebrows, but Terrence King, crocodile hunter?! That is a bridge too far.
Look, I am finally having a good time again.
I thought you guys would appreciate that.
We would, if you used your powers for good instead of evil.
Hazing is about love, Nico.
It's a rite of passage, part of the game.
Not my game -- not anymore.
I got folks flinging crap at me faster than a pack of rabid chimpanzees.
First Pittman, now the league.
I need calm and order.
So, that's it.
I'm banning hazing.
That's like taking the foot out of football.
That's like taking the foot out of my ass.
Now, if I hear of any more incidents on this campus, I'm holding you responsible -- Now get out of here! Oh, and one more thing.
We need you to apologize to Razor.
Hey, rookie, get my pads.
Yeah, yeah.
I got it.
So, you were saying? Cottage cheese.
Mm-hmm.
Boiled chicken, and steamed vegetables.
Oh, and sometimes I go wild and have a flavored rice cake.
Well, that sounds healthy.
It seems like the more I diet, the more I'm putting on the pounds.
And now I look like a Sumo wrestler who's eaten another Sumo wrestler.
Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Get a job, you leeches! That's my posse.
We go way back.
It is very important to have a support system.
It's a lot of pressure, playing a pro sport.
Yeah, but this is my seventh year, so it's nothing new.
This weight thing is killing my game and my bank account.
You know, I'm fined daily, for every pound I'm over 260? Sometimes under stress, people eat unconsciously.
They don't even realize they're doing it.
Anything going on in your personal life? Are there any changes at all? Well, I got married not long ago.
How's that going? Awesome.
I mean, I'm butting heads with my stepson, Ethan, over stupid stuff.
It's upsetting my wife, Lydia.
That sounds Stressful.
Yeah, she keeps saying we should try family counseling.
Would that be something that you might consider doing? Depends.
There any calories in that? You're welcome, by the way.
Without me, none of this would have been possible.
We give you some of the credit.
Not some credit -- all credit.
So, what's your deal, huh? What do we owe the honor of this visit? To spend the summer with Dan, and to figure out whether I want to go back.
Ahh, and my phone rings right when the story's getting good.
Oh.
Yes, Hank.
Way to bury the lead.
Augusto's been talking marriage.
Oh, that would be, what, numero tres for me? I'm living in a fantasy bubble in Barcelona, but my real life is here, Dan.
Not sure I can give up my whole life for one man, even one as sexy-licious as Augusto.
Unh! So, the next six weeks, is it your mission to figure out "do I stay, do I go?" So, Hank wants a list of all free-agent linebackers.
And apparently, that can't wait till tomorrow.
Are they gonna replace Rhino? Not yet, but Ugh, I got to go.
I'm sorry.
Jeanette, to be continued.
And I will call you later.
Mm.
Mm.
Since his promotion, been sort of a drive-by relationship.
We're both so overloaded.
Never fear.
Your knight in shining Armani is here to lighten your load.
So, laundry, groceries, cooking -- you? All me.
No.
No, no.
Don't argue.
I'm staying with you for six weeks.
The least I can do is take good care of you.
So, Ryan, Lydia, you two just got married six months ago.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
I'm very lucky.
He's a wonderful man.
I don't think Ethan sees it that way, though.
I never said that.
Look, E, I get it.
No kid's happy about his mom getting remarried.
I'm not unhappy about it.
It's just that -- not unhappy? Is that why you never come out of your room? Okay, so, the first rule we have here is that everybody listens to each other.
Okay? So, Ethan, you were saying? It's just? It's just that -- I don't know.
We're always fighting about stuff.
Stuff.
Can you be a little bit more specific? He keeps eating all the moonpies.
What? The moonpies? Okay, first of all, I don't even like moonpies.
Second of all Everyone likes moonpies.
I'm not gonna ruin my diet, and if I did, it wouldn't be with a moonpie, because, as I stated, I don't even like moonpies! Well, somebody's eating them.
It's not me.
No.
Of course not.
It's Ethan, and he's blaming me to cover.
Because everyone thinks I should be on a diet.
No.
We just want you to be more healthy.
For all of us to be healthy.
Okay.
This is not about moonpies.
This is about being honest.
And in order to have a healthy, functional family, there needs to be trust.
So, can we all agree that whomever is sneaking food can come forward without any consequences? Yeah? Okay.
How about on three, just raise your hand if it was you.
You know, we get this little secret out of the way, and then we hit reset.
We start fresh.
Okay.
One Two Three.
Oh, come on.
All right, guys.
This is an issue about trust.
And until someone comes forward, then it's just gonna eat away at all of you.
Yo, rook.
Give us a sec.
Umabout yesterday, I just wanted to, uh I just want to apologize for what happened.
Oh, it's no big deal.
Hazing's part of the game.
If I can't handle it, I got no business being here.
Not everyone can say they've been hazed by a hall of famer.
Yeah, you got to retire first, but yeah.
But you can do me a favor.
Even the score? Nah, no, forget it.
No, what's up? I've got this niece, and she is crazy for you.
Naturally.
Would you sign a helmet for her? Yeah, sure.
She decorated it.
Yes, she did! If you could make it out to Pookie -- that's her nickname -- that'd be great.
Maybe some hearts and happy faces.
No problem.
Awesome.
Here you go.
Actually, you're gonna need that for practice.
You did not just bedazzle my helmet.
No, sir.
You did.
Yeah, looking good, T.
K.
That's cold.
You all right? I will be.
As soon as I show junior mint he ain't that fresh! Come on.
Coach is already on you.
No hazing on campus.
But he didn't say anything about off campus.
There you go.
Hey.
Thank you so much for seeing me.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry to come before my scheduled appointment, but I set up a nanny cam in my kitchen last night, and well, watch.
Rhino, whatever Ethan's issues are, spying is not the long-term solution when the issue is trust.
No, you don't understand, Dr.
Santino.
Turns out the person I can't trustis me.
Oh.
Are those the moonpies? Going right in my moon pie hole! At 2:00 a.
m.
I don't even remember that! Jesus.
What am I doing -- sleepwalking?! No, Rhino you're sleep eating.
I am so happy to be included here today.
Although, I'm not sure how many people invite their mom to therapy to tell them how much they love them.
It's kind of like a cop asking you to step out of the car so they can give you a hug.
Right? It's never gonna happen.
Okay, so Lindsay, if you'd like to begin? Sure.
Well, Dr.
Crosetti has been helping me realize that I'm not expressing myself clearly to you.
And that lack of communication has been eating away at me causing both internal and external negativity.
So, in order to create peace with myself, I have to start telling you what I want instead of what I don't want.
And what is it that you want? I want to join the Peace Corps.
I knew she'd laugh.
Whoa, whoa.
Wait, you're being serious?! The Peace Corps has some fantastic programs for teensin Africa.
Africa?! Ghana and Tanzania, to be exact.
Yeah, you build classrooms and playgrounds for schools, teach kids English or music -- Wait, what happened to Camp Greenwood? Camp was great for the first six years, but there's only so many times you can macrame a canoe.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to process.
Last week, you wanted to be a Pommie, and this week, it's the Peace Corps? That's a lot to take in.
See, I knew she would do this.
Oh! I'm going to the bathroom! Geez! Dr.
Crosetti, I am feeling a little blindsided here.
I'm just trying to help Lindsay express her feelings.
Yeah, but I'm the one that has to have dinner with those feelings.
Yeah.
Africa.
Really? Africa? You want to know what's in Africa? Lions, malaria, and wars.
Oh, my.
And this Dr.
Crosetti, I swear she's making things worse 'cause Lindsay and I are barely speaking to each other now.
Bright side.
There's nowhere to go but up, right? Oh! Or not.
It's a punching bag with my picture on it! That's not even a good picture! I'm all squinty! At least she has a photo of you in her room.
Is there a problem? Um, yeah.
Your your car is not here.
What? Where is it? He told me not say anything.
Who did? Terrence King.
He's getting it detailed.
He wanted to surprise you.
How could you just give away my car?! Ooh-ooh! Man, I misplace my car keys sometimes, but this has got to be embarrassing.
Where is it, T.
K.
? It's parked in a very special place.
You know what? You're lucky I got Zoombak.
Oh, do you? Yeah.
My car's on Bigelow Street in Newark.
My car's in Newark?! I'm gonna bust -- Come on, girls -- both of you.
Get in.
Thank you so much for coming.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, sorry about the furniture.
Don't be silly.
It's okay.
Yeah, I keep telling Rhino we need to get a new couch.
It's what happens when you have an 11-year-old boy in the house, right? Hmm.
So, Ethan? With his grandparents.
He got sick of me apologizing.
I still feel awful.
I can't believe I blamed my crazy on him.
Rhino, you're not crazy.
Sleep-related eating disorders are often caused by a repressed anxiety.
So, we get to the cause of the stress, and then the sleep eating should eventually stop.
I hope so.
I can't afford to be mowing down any more moonpies.
So, what exactly is the plan? You are both going to go to sleep like normal.
Then you just wait for me to sleepwalk? Mm-hmm.
The first step is to observe.
What if I wake up or something? I've heard that can be dangerous.
No, that's only partially true.
Partially? Doc, look at me.
I'm 6'3", 290, and you'renot.
I'd feel better if you had somebody else with you -- somebody bigger.
Okay.
Uh, you have anyone in mind? So, let me get this straight.
It was Rhino who wanted me to come over? You didn't even suggest me? No, Mr.
Donnally, I did not.
It's rather presumptuous of you to think that I'm cooking up ways to hang out with you.
Well, Rhino was right to call.
'Cause let me tell you -- I'd freak, too, if someone was locking me out of my food.
I know that it seems extreme, but the idea is to increase his stress level.
Because sleep eating is often caused by some kind of deeply-buried anxiety, and I want to draw it out.
So, this is what it takes for us to have a night together.
This car got bulletproof windows? No.
But it has everything else.
You got some mad suspension on this ride.
I see you flying over these potholes like a ninja.
I can't believe you left my new car in the hood, man.
Man, chill out.
It's right over here around this next -- oh, no! Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! My car.
You'd better get out and make it right.
You kidding? He might kill me.
Clean it up, T.
K.
, or I am pretty sure it's gonna cost you more than a fine.
Yo.
Yo, player.
Yo -- wait! No! Hey! Hey! What the? Nico! This car cost me my whole signing bonus.
I said I was sorry.
Damn.
I'll take care of the damages.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Girl, chill out.
It's just a car.
You don't get it.
I left my playbook in the trunk, and now it's gone.
Oh.
Africa? That's what I said.
Not to mention the fact that I've already paid for her to go to that camp.
Oh.
And now Ray Jay wants to go to Hawaii with his dad.
I'm gonna pull that cash out of I don't know where.
I'm sorry.
Ugh.
And now I've kept you here all night.
Oh, hey, with our schedules, I'll take what I can get.
Yeah.
Besides, it kind of makes me feel like I snuck over to make out with the babysitter.
Mmm.
I miss you.
Oh, I know.
Oh, this would be so much easier if we just moved in together.
You know what? We'd see each other every night in bed.
It would definitely help with your financial stress.
It's like a twofer.
Chuckles .]
Um, Matt, I'm -- What's that? Uh, that's a baby monitor that I put outside Rhino's room.
Okay, so, he's coming.
Yeah.
Wow.
He's asleep? Mm-hmm.
Oh, and he's pissed.
Yep.
Dani.
No, no.
It's okay.
Rhino, it's Dr.
Dani.
It's okay.
You're safe, and it's time to wake up.
I got to go.
Where? Home.
You are home.
My other home.
His other home? What does that mean? Look, homeboy, if you don't relax, I'm gonna have to find you a thong in man sizes.
The most expensive dumpster I've ever seen in my life.
I lost my playbook, T.
K.
That's my life for the next year -- or at least, it could have been if I hadn't lost it.
I'm seriously screwed.
You?! When coach finds out I pulled this prank, I'm taking a dirt nap! You! You! You! It's always about you! All right, kid.
Here's what we do.
It's not the end of the world.
It's happened before.
We'll just tell coach you dropped it in the toilet after you used it.
So you get another one.
I mean, whoever took your playbook has no clue what that thing is, anyway.
"I have something you want, and it's gonna cost you.
" What does that mean? It means you're being blackmailed.
Home.
That's what you said.
You're sure? Your other home.
What does that mean, Ry? I don't know.
I was asleep, apparently trying to eat the entire kitchen.
Yeah.
That's been his story all morning.
He doesn't know, he doesn't remember, and he didn't say it.
Rhino, I mentioned that sleep eating usually stems from stress and unconscious pressures.
Maybe we need to discuss the reasons that you might not feel "at home" at home.
It's nothing, all right?! What is going on? What exactly are you hiding here? Hear from Deep Throat yet? Yeah, he wants 10 grand.
Oh, I got that in my drawers right now.
You're good.
Good, then you can pay it.
What?! You said it yourself.
This is because of your prank.
Yeah, but who keeps their playbook in the trunk with groceries and sex toys? Who keeps sex toys in their trunk? Who doesn't?! Look, shh! Keep it down.
All right.
Listen.
I'll loan you the 10 grand.
But when you make the team, I want that back with interest.
When's the drop? Tonight, 9:00.
Good luck with that.
Don't good luck me.
Look, you're driving.
What?! I don't have a car, remember? That's my fault? Yeah, I guess so.
I want gas money.
Moving in together! What did you say? I said, "Matt" and then we were interrupted.
Mm.
So I didn't say anything yet.
I just think it's too confusingfor the kids.
Not to mention that my daughter has got a punching bag with my squinty little face on it.
Honey, she's a teenager.
Hating your mother is in the guidebook.
But I am a therapist, so I should have a healthy relationship with her.
It's just so hard when it's your own daughter, you know? JustI love that angry little ultimate fighter so much that it's hard to be objective.
But at least I have you to talk to now, 'cause I've been talking to that fish so much, I'm starting to get worried about myself.
You sure this is the address? It's what the guy texted -- "be here by 9:00.
" Maybe we should call that Nico guy.
Yeah, let me tell you how that call's gonna go.
Hey, Nico.
Razor lost his playbook, and now we're getting blackmailed, so can you come down to the corner of assault and battery and change his diapey? Whatever, man.
Let's just go get the damn playbook.
What? Lindz! Tell me what's wrong with Africa.
Nothing, except for warfare and malaria and wild animals.
Beyond that? Leeches.
Did you know that there are some African leeches that can grow up to 10 inches long? Dad already signed this permission slip, so why can't you just say "yes"? Because your father does whatever he thinks is gonna make you like him best, while I am here trying to actually do what is best for you.
Okay, well, whatever he's doing, it's working.
Lindsay Honey, I am trying really hard, but it seems like no matter what I do, your dad's always gonna be the good guy and I am always going to be the punching bag.
You searched my room.
Searched? No, I didn't search your room.
I was putting away laundry, yeah.
If you're gonna snoop around in my room, then it's not really my room.
Okay.
So maybe I should just go live with dad.
Hey, Rhino.
Oh, Lydia? Hi.
Hi.
Uh, thank you for seeing me after hours.
Of course.
Is everything all right? Rhino and I got into a huge fight after our session this morning.
I kept trying to get him to tell me what's really going on, and he just shut down.
I think I might know what he's hiding.
It's It's kind of out there.
It's okay.
You can tell me.
I just -- I started questioning everything, you know? And I looked at our old credit-card statement, and I found thousands of dollars toward furniture, new rugs, and a flat-screen.
But none of that is in our house.
I've heard stories about how people lead double lives.
Dr.
Santino I think my husband's got another family.
Yo, playboy, you go first.
Been shot twice this year.
It's your turn.
Hello? You know what? On second thought, audible.
Let's call the cavalry.
Let's go.
Look man, don't don't kill me, man! I got money! I'll pay you, baby! I'm a come back and haunt you, I swear to God! Thank you, gentlemen.
Your playbook -- safe and sound.
Your car? All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put your Porsche back together again.
You did that to my car, Nico? Ah! So I'm gonna take it out of both of your checks.
Ah that's seriously messed up, Nico.
Oh, it is.
Coffee's getting cold.
You wanted hazing? You got it! And a fight that started out about leeches ended with a threat to move in with her father and my face on a punching bag.
And you think I told your daughter to do that? Dr.
Santino, I've talked to Lindsay about emotive therapy, explained that one way to release anger is to punch a pillow or a cushion, but that's it.
You're familiar with Dr.
Charles Spielberger? Mm-hmm.
His studies suggest that expressing violence, even against inanimate objects, exacerbates the problem.
He also says that unexpressed anger can turn inward, causing depression and self-loathing.
I know that Lindsay's just figuring out who she is.
And I know that I have to let her make her own choices and her own mistakes.
But where Lindsay is concerned, I am forced to both protect and compete with my ex-husband.
You know, I've kept the affairs from her.
I've kept the fact that he is blowing through their college money.
He just gets to sit there and play the part of the good old daddy, and I have got to sit there and play the part of Mean, old mommy? I get it -- divorced 12 years.
Two boys, now 25 and 28.
How do you get through that? Pills, booze, random sex.
Therapy -- twice a week.
How do you think? I know.
I know.
So, leeches? Yep.
Actual leeches, not my ex-husband.
Although he is sucking the financial life out of me.
Get a job, you leeches! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Rhino! Fans.
My posse.
Rhino! We go way back.
Thousands of dollars toward furniture, new rugs, and a flat-screen.
But none of that is in our house.
Dr.
Santino? Dr.
Santino? You okay? Mm-hmm.
Let's go.
We got to get to practice.
- You got ice in there? - Ohh.
All right! Good practice! Come on! Bring it in! Bring it in! - 1, 2, 3! - Hawks! Yeah! What's so funny? Other than being strapped to a pole with you for the last four hours, your face when you realized your playbook was gone.
You -- you got all "Green Mile.
" Yeah, okay.
Me getting freaked out over a playbook, that's one thing.
But you in a bedazzled helmet? Now, that's priceless.
I think it's pretty dope.
I should have known you'd be into that sort of thing.
You know, man, I want to hate you.
I do.
I mean, you know, brand-new receiver, squirrelly, coming in, testing my game, but you remind me of me.
You know, a mini T.
K.
Like a real mini T.
K.
, like a T.
K.
1.
0, like a diet T.
K.
All right, look, don't push it.
You guys done with your little Reindeer Games? Hell, yeah.
Hell, yeah.
Rhino, hey! Can I just talk to you for a minute? No, not now.
Just one second.
About what?! Lydia already thinks I'm cheating on her.
You made a real mess of things, Doc.
I know about 4970 Sweetwater, that you own another house.
It started when my brother-in-law got laid off.
My sister asked if they could come stay with me for a while.
Mm-hmm.
You know, till they got back on their feet.
And they got three kids.
What was I supposed to do? Then my cousin came to crash, and then a couple more friends joined the party.
Rhino.
You don't have a huge support system.
You are one.
You're not dealing with the pressure during the day, so it's manifesting at night.
Moonpie mania.
Lydia already thinks they're taking advantage of me, always borrowing money.
She would freak if she knew the truth -- that our money problems are because of them.
Look, you are a generous man, but this extra weight -- this stress that you are carrying around is a direct cause of the extra responsibility that you're carrying! But I can't just cut 'em off.
They count on me.
What's gonna happen the next time you grab car keys again when your sleeping, right? You're gonna be a big help to them when you're wrapped around a tree? Okay.
How do I start? What do I say? Hey, here's Good luck.
Baby steps.
We'll come up with a plan that everybody feels comfortable with.
You sell the house.
You give them a timetable for leaving.
But the most important thing is that you come clean with Lydia.
No, trust me.
It's gonna be a relief for both of you.
Hey, Rhino! Hey.
Hey.
Mom told me to come get you.
She's waiting in the car.
Hey, what do you say you and me start a health pact, huh? Psht! Boo! Psht! Boo! See you at our next appointment, Doc.
Oh, could I come, too? Hmm.
Come on.
What? Hey, Lindz? Honey? Can we talk about Africa? What's to talk about? You asked me what was so wrong with Africa.
Why don't you tell me what's so right? Mom, for the first time, I'm actually excited about something.
I want to help people.
I want to make a difference.
That makes me so proud.
My hesitation has nothing to do with you.
I'm just scared by the idea.
What about a compromise? Something in the Western Hemisphere! These got to be similar programs in the United States, like New Orleans, where they need people to volunteer and build homes and all sorts of things.
Like Habitat for Humanity? Yes.
Ah! I do have one condition.
And that is that you bring this.
It's the, um, travel edition for your little punching bag.
At least I like that picture.
Oh! Parenting hurdle number 4,082 -- boom! -- Cleared.
Fell down on my ass a couple times, but I live to tell.
For God sakes, woman, come on.
Let's go get some wine.
I can't.
Why not? J, what is it? What's wrong? Ohh! Hey, hey, hey! Jeanette?! Ohh.
Are you okay? Mm, no.
You're pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
Oh, hey, Rhino's doing great.
He's already lost some pounds.
You just really got him right back on track.
Dr.
D, working the mojo, again.
Don't forget to stir! Are you stirring?! Yes, I'm stirring! Oh, not too many chilies.
Prego and chilies, no bueno.
Ohh, speaking of "no bueno" Mm-hmm? What I said the other night, about moving in Yeah, the kids probably need another minute with this whole thing.
And it's not like we're 20.
We can't just move in together like it's nothing, lay around all day, playing Nintendo.
That's exactly what I was gonna say to you, except for the fact that I am a PS3 woman, myself.
I love you, Dani Santino.
And I want to get this right.
I love you, too.
Oh! You're not stirring.
Oops.
You are stirring, but not my pot.
Uh, apologizing to you in advance, but we need some wine.
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna go get some Pinot in the basement.
Tease.
Sorry.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, so, what's cooking in the belly affects the decision to move to Spain, I assume, huh? Yeah.
I have to figure out how to break the news to Augusto.
He's been talking about getting married.
What's that expression -- "three strikes, you're out"? Oh, it depends how you look at it.
Some people never find the one.
You found him three times.
You're right.
And each one is better than the last.
Maybe I'm just perfecting a craft.
Well, then, maybe you could help me pick out the perfect engagement ring for Dani.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Too spicy? Mnh-mnh.