Nicklas Pranker (2022) s02e06 Episode Script

-Hey, what are you doing?
-What do you mean?
That's my baby!
-Oh, my god, you're right.
-You stupid idiot.
-Sorry. Have you seen mine?
-No.
I apologize.
PRANKED BY NICKLAS
ØRSTED PARK
Perfect.
Ready? Elisa, you were my agent.
-I was happy to have you.
-The best of times.
Now, you're Jeanette Ottesen's agent,
whom we're going to try to prank.
-Promise to tread carefully.
-It's not dangerous?
-Here's my colleague, Ben.
-Hello.
There's a Maryl Streep in me.
I'm actually a really good actress.
I think I can get her lured in
and make her believe in the project.
-Hello.
-Hi.
I'm a little nervous.
I hope she'll buy it.
Mind your head.
Where do I sit?
This is a different kind
of conference room.
You're her confidante,
and that's what we're playing off.
You remember our relationship.
Always Nicklas first.
As it ought to be.
What does she think is happening?
I told her about an ambassadorship.
A new A list club.
-We'll see how it all unravels.
-Right.
-Should I turn off my phone?
-There's no coverage.
-You're really making us feel safe.
-It is quite a special place.
You don't say.
It's mostly to set the mood.
What we're presenting you with today
is this company
going by the name Infinity Bunker.
They provide exclusive fallout shelters
in case of humanitarian crisis or an A1.
Yeah, in case of humanitarian crisis
or some kind of societal collapse,
such as nuclear war, meteor strike,
flooding, volcanic eruptions,
this company offers a special service.
-Okay.
-Keep going.
A group of investors have formed a board,
and they've bought Flak Fort
off the coast of Copenhagen
which houses 150 defense shelters.
-Shit.
-They're being converted into housing.
120 of them are occupied by the investors,
who have sunk a fortune into the project.
The rest of them have been
reserved for certain individuals.
-And your name is on that list.
-Okay, but
PR FIRM "FRIDAY"
COPENHAGEN
-Hi, Ditte Julie. Are you excited?
-Extremely excited.
-Hi! Jakob.
-Carla.
-Who are we pranking?
-Carla Mickelborg, my friend.
-Hi.
-Sanne.
We've collaborated a lot on TV,
so we know each other quite well.
With our agent, Christina,
we'll try to fool her.
Thank you for coming.
Carla thinks the client is spiritual
and wants to collaborate with us.
Sanne showed me a path
I had never imagined I would take.
We've joined forces on this
personal care product, Spirinatural.
Neither of us know what it is.
The client wants us to join them
for the launch.
Sanne picked you especially
based on your profiles.
I felt like a connection opened up
with you very quickly.
-We have been excited to meet you.
-I've never tried anything like this.
I'm a little stressed out,
but I'm excited about Carla's reaction
because what Carla dislikes
is having to speak up in a situation
that turns uncomfortable,
and that's exactly what she's in for.
But it's going to be a lot of fun.
Today, we'd like to invite you
to try out the product.
Christina and Carla
-Is this for us, too?
-We want to try a little exercise.
This is our body lotion.
Try it out and smell it.
Oops.
Write down three words that come to mind.
What did you write?
I wrote "soft", "moist",
and "light as a cloud".
Great. That's really good.
-Fantastic.
-You're the best.
-And yours?
-"Clean, velvety smooth, and embracing."
Okay. Fine.
Next up is the body oil.
I'll just give you a few drops.
What do you think?
-I wrote down "protection" and "cover".
-"Cover". Yes.
That's completely aligned
with our intentions.
-Fantastic.
-What did you write down?
"Enfolding, protecting, and soft."
Okay. Sure.
That's not quite the intent
with this product.
Let's try one more.
-You seem a little tense, Ditte Julie.
-I do?
-Yes, you do.
-I'm completely relaxed.
Carla?
-I wrote down "light" and "soft".
-Fantastic. And you, Ditte Julie?
"Self-care and silky smooth."
Let's work on that.
I'm getting such a positive energy
from you, Carla.
With you, I'm picking up
this ironic distance to the product.
Not at all. I'm very sorry about that.
That's not at all true.
This is the standard layout.
These are the larger bunkers,
and this is designated for you.
These have additional rooms
for a car or a wine cellar.
The board pointed to you
because you have this strong will
and healthy profile.
They want help in regard to
personal training and diet.
You're probably imagining a bunker,
but this is the style we're presenting.
That's what they're going to look like.
-It's extremely safe.
-This is crazy.
Just because now I'm thinking about
if it were to happen.
It's like getting insurance. You never
know when your car will break down.
-It's emotional.
-It's just an offer.
Move on and present the food.
The thought of a bunker might make
you think about a different everyday life.
-Regarding food?
-Exactly.
We've prepared some food
that's available today.
-Protein bars.
-Great. I'm a fan.
-Good. Have a taste.
-Should we dig in?
Here's one for you, too.
-It's not terrible.
-No.
-That's protein powder.
-Protein powder?
-It tastes like rice cakes.
-Yes.
We can also offer broccoli.
-So, what you're serving now was grown
-In a laboratory underground.
-The last course.
-I can't This is too weird.
It's just water. Sparkling water.
You're going to be forced
to use what's on hand.
There's no supermarket
when the world ends.
You can't taste that it's filtered urine.
It's my pee that went through survival
straw and carbonated in a SodaStream.
-I kid you not.
-No, you can't be serious!
PR FIRM "FRIDAY"
COPENHAGEN
I would like to try something.
Your masculine energy is disruptive.
Could you wait outside?
-Sure.
-Okay.
Alright.
Please close your eyes.
Inhale through your nose.
Exhale through your mouth.
Imagine a shower of light
washing down over you.
That's right, Carla.
Try to let go, Ditte Julie.
Be present here with me. With us.
I wish you would open up to me
and to this experience,
so we could give it a fair chance.
Okay
I've never tried this before,
and it is a little strange to me.
-Did you manage to open up?
-It's pretty weird to be honest.
Yeah, that's
You can't play favorites like that.
Your colleague can't even stay
in the room.
That doesn't work.
Afterwards, you could go, "We preferred
Carla's energy." Don't discuss that here.
Could we try and turn over a new leaf?
I honestly think we should leave.
I have nothing more to say.
-Could we give it another shot?
-No, thank you.
ØRSTAD PARK
-No, you can't be serious!
-Filtered pee?
The manure used for the broccoli
is my excrement.
The proteins are dead skin cells.
-And the protein bar was a protein bar?
-Yes, a normal one.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity for you.
They've selected you.
You're a woman of child-bearing age,
who would be willing to have children with
the other survivors to carry on mankind.
-You're good at giving birth.
-I'm the best.
She just pops them out.
We'll make sure to match you up
with attractive men.
-Infinity dating.
-Right.
I'm not your adviser, but I would urge you
to think about the future for your
children and future generations.
This is very serious.
This is a very serious conversation.
You can't decline.
There's no way I can reject such an offer.
No.
Let's go.
We're glad that you're curious about it.
-Is that correct?
-Yes, I am curious.
What's going on?
-Hi. Can I interrupt you?
-We're in the middle of a meeting.
-Oh, hi there. What are you doing?
-Hi, Nicklas.
We're having a meeting.
-We're presenting the idea.
-The bunker?
Hi. Nice to meet you.
How do you know about that?
I was here yesterday,
but I couldn't really raise the funds.
But I've gotten a handle on it, and I just
came to say that I have the 12 million.
We've already discussed it.
-The investors have declined.
-They're not interested.
PR FIRM "FRIDAY"
COPENHAGEN
This has been fun. Well, not really.
Let's just take two minutes.
-Carla, just stick around.
-This is crazy.
Could you just give us a moment alone?
What is this? Seriously.
Let's just shut this down. We'll tell them
we have another appointment.
-We can't work with this.
-It's too early and a bad fit.
-Wow
-Here they are.
Okay.
I would like to start out
by offering my sincere apologies.
I have this hostile energy
directed at you today,
and that was inappropriate of me
to latch onto. It's deeply unprofessional.
-Thank you for that.
-Sorry. 100% my bad.
You've just ruined my life
in so many ways,
and you were with my ex-husband.
You're the reason I got divorced.
-Did you know that, Ditte?
-No, I had no idea.
-Come here. Have a hug.
-Thanks.
-That can't be nice.
-No.
Wait. I'm sensing something out there
that might help us.
Hi.
-No!
-You've been pranked.
Okay Oh, my god!
-You were so good.
-Thank you.
Flowers. Thank you. That's nice.
-That is insane.
-Oh, my god!
My name is Carla Mickelborg,
and I just got pranked by Nicklas.
ØRSTED PARK
-What do you mean?
-The investors think you're a bad fit.
-Unfortunately.
-That's not what you said yesterday.
-If I could get the money, I would be in.
-They didn't think you could.
If I'm totally honest.
-They want a woman.
-Jeanette?
-Yes.
-Who is a woman.
Does she have to pay? Do you have to pay?
-That's none of your business.
-Nicklas, I don't think that
-Who refused me?
-We can't say.
You asked me to get 12 million, and I did.
-We're in the middle of a meeting.
-Sure, but this is ridiculous.
I don't think so.
Nicklas, we have nothing more to discuss.
They've researched your background.
What exactly is it
that I can't contribute?
The board is unsure
what you even would contribute.
Wouldn't you have me
in a community like that?
Yeah, sure.
That's up to Jeanette.
I won't be living there.
-Unless there's room for me?
-You're a bit too old.
-But I'm a fan of the national team.
-No longer of child-bearing age? Wow.
Go.
-There's nothing I can do?
-Any final comments? Otherwise leave.
-Doesn't it seem fair to you?
-I'd rather not
I thought that we as athletes
I still have no clue
about any of all this. I'm totally
-I think I know what it is.
-What?
-It's a prank.
-No!
I should've known
when you started talking about excrement.
Fuck you! You're so mean.
Oh, my god, you suck!
No, damn it!
-Go away!
-You did so well.
-What an experience.
-And the dishes
You're mean!
-Here you are.
-Those are pretty.
That's sporting spirit.
"How about a bond between athletes?"
"No, you're on your own."
What a weird conversation to be a part of.
So awkward.
"What can I contribute?" "That's on you."
My name is Jeanette Ottesen,
and I got pranked by Nicklas and Elisa.
-Thanks for that.
-You're welcome.
-I'm Julia Sofia.
-Elvira Pitzner.
-I'm Gustav.
-I've been pranked by Nicklas.
-Are you serious?
-I got him!
Fuck you guys.
Iyuno