Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (2020) s02e06 Episode Script

Peter Grill and the Enjoyment of the Spa Resort

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Episode 6: Peter Grill and the Enjoyment of the Spa Resort
Senpai!
Why does your wee-wee look like
it shriveled up and died–?!
Be quiet!
You’re going to wake Lucy and Gobuko!
It seems our worst nightmare has come to pass.
If Peter has a case of Wet Noodle Syndrome,
then we won’t be able to extract
his superior DNA, will we?
Any idea what could have caused it?
Well, if I had to guess
I left that lyin’ sack of shit in a puddle of his own blood!
Then I pulled out his junk,
sliced it into pieces,
and stuffed it down the bastard’s throat!
Fret not, Peter Grill.
You need only trust us Elves to protect you from harm!
Sei vi neh povas akiiri viah peniso soopren.
Akiir viah peniso soopren, mehm
I’ve had more than enough of your shady magic already!
What?!
It repelled my Eternal Erection spell!
Could his wee-wee be immune to my sorcery?
Bathroom
Sorry to interrupt, but I have a suggestion.
A suggestion?
You see, Sir Tim is well versed on the subject of boners.
He mentioned that stress is one of the many reasons
why a man might be unable to get an erection.
So, if our goal is to relieve stress,
why don’t we go
somewhere that specializes in relaxation?
But where?
Woah, this place sure is swanky!
Oh yes, it’s quite lovely!
I’m ready to kick back and have some fun!
Yeah!
Well, we’re already here
I might as well forget my troubles
and relax for a little while.
It’s a real shame Luvellia-senpai
couldn’t come with us, though
But Peter-kun
I’m right here, aren’t I?
Senpai?!
I wish you would teach me.
How babies are made, I mean.
C’mere
It felt like someone was watching me just now
Luvellia-senpai
Luvellia! Where have you gone?!
Luvellia!
Forgive me, Peter-kun.
Luvellia!
Forgive me, Peter-kun.
Forgive me, Peter-kun.
Luvellia!
Luvellia!
I’m a coward
Luvellia!
I’m a coward
Luvellia!
You invited me to a spa resort
Luvellia!
You invited me to a spa resort
Luvellia!
I lied and said I couldn’t go because I’m sick.
Luvellia!
I lied and said I couldn’t go because I’m sick.
But the truth is, I couldn’t stand up to my father
A hot spring?!
That SCOUNDREL invited you to a hot spring?!
Peter-kun and I don’t get to spend much time together.
Besides, we’re already engaged to be married.
There’s nothing inappropriate
about us going out on a date!
No! Out of the question! I shan’t allow it, Luvellia!
Don’t leave me, I beg of you! Please don’t go, Luvellia!
Why can’t I be more like you, Peter-kun?
How do I develop an iron will like yours?
Whenever I think of you, my body starts to feel warm
And I get this strange aching sensation
in the pit of my stomach
Wow, they’ve got a lot more
facilities here than I expected
Oh, this must be one of those Meshtel-style massages.
Guess I’ll check it out.
Hello?
Welcome in, sir!
What are you two doing back there?!
Jeez, don’t get your panties in a wad!
Come along, Peter Grill.
Please lie face up on the table.
To be honest, Mimi and I feel a teensy bit remorseful.
Demanding access to your cream
filling day in and day out
It occurred to me that we may
have been asking too much.
Is that so?
So we figured,
“Let’s give Senpai one of our
super-special oil massages!
That oughtta fix him right up!”
Wait a second!
It’s gonna be a good, clean, totally legit massage, right?!
This is highly erotic
What do you think?
Is it makin’ your ding-a-ling feel all tingly?!
Well
Normally, I would’ve been hard as a rock by now
Oh, but that was just a sneak preview!
Master, Miss Assistant?
We’ll let ya take it from here!
Sorry for the wait!
G-Gobuko?!
I thought you stayed home with Lucy!
Lucy had to lend the Guild a hand.
Just like I have to nurse your
wee-wee back to health, Peter!
A-and I’m here to help!
First, we’ll begin with a lymphatic massage technique
that I learned from the Goblin Queen herself.
Uh, “lymphatic”?
I’m not sure exactly how it works
But from what I understand,
releasing lymphatic fluid boosts male hormone levels.
A-ah, gotcha
Gobuko! That area’s off-limits!
Calm down, Peter.
This spot is where the most lymphatic
fluid tends to build up.
Is “lymphatic” code for something?!
This is all a part of the procedure.
There’s nothing lewd or indecent about it!
Of course not!
Now, let’s get to work on releasing
those fluids from the inside!
YEAH, I’LL PASS, THANKS!
Don’t worry, this device will help you detox!
Let me go!
Sticking stuff in your butt for pleasure is a HUGE no-no!
Didn’t anyone ever teach you that?!
NO, WAAAAAIT!
I pulled out all the stops but nothing worked
My poor goblin pride is broken
Yeah, well, MY pride’s in frickin’ shambles right now!
Where are you going, Peter Grill?
Come back!
We haven’t even tried a meal regimen yet!
Just leave me alone, okay?
Oh well
Maybe limp dick isn’t so bad after all
If Peter Jr. can’t do his job
Then the five of them are bound to
lose interest and leave eventually
Then Luvellia-senpai and I
Can live happily ever after in a platonic relationship
What are you obsessing about over there?
How long have you been standing there?
Since the beginning, you imbecile.
According to the treaty,
your seed belongs to the Elves today.
As such, I figured I had better take a nice,
cleansing bath before I wring it out of you.
Then again, your ugly meatstick
appears to be out of commission.
Squish, squish!
I’d appreciate it if you didn’t poke it like that!
Listen, Peter
I’m afraid I haven’t been entirely honest with you.
It seems there’s been a development
of sorts in my homeland.
The truth is–
What’s with this fog?!
Is it another one of your spells?!
D-don’t look at me!
This smell I bet it’s one of her magic potions
Vegan! Get ahold of yourself!
Dammit
I’m gonna pass out
Wh-where am I?!
What am I doing in the middle of a forest?
Ah, you’re awake at last.
Welcome to the Elven village, Minestrone.
Who the hell are you?
Silence!
Someone ought to teach you
Human men some manners!
Do you have any idea with whom you speak?!
The designated goodwill ambassador
of the Elven nation
You stand in the presence of Lady Fulltalia Eldoriel!
“Goodwill ambassador”?!
“Eldoriel”?!
Mimi Alpacas
Momo Taiga
We’re gonna have a blast next week, too!
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