Plan Coeur (2018) s02e06 Episode Script

1 No, it's not bad.
Not bad.
It's not there but, um Um, it's produced well.
- Yeah? OK.
- It's a bit flat, you know.
It's lacking some contrast, it's a bit predictable, but No big deal.
You can work on that.
- That's not the problem.
- What's the problem? You're the problem.
You're a total mess, aren't you? I mean, first, you ditch me.
- Then you try to fuck me.
What's the plan? - The plan is just music.
Only music.
- You've said that before.
- I know, but you got to believe me.
It was a misunderstanding, that's all.
Sure.
I don't know why but I'll still produce you.
You will? That's so awesome! It's That's That's great.
You'll see, I won't disappoint you.
It's It's going to be You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
- I'll get going.
- OK.
Hmm.
Isn't this just perfect? Like family.
Like four peas in a pod.
Mm, this honey is delicious, baby.
Well, four.
And a half.
- Want some more? - Yeah.
And I love co-sleeping with Eddy.
Mm Hey, we should go buy some bread.
- Some bread? - Uh-huh.
Yeah, we could.
- Uh, at the organic bakery? - No way.
That's way too far.
It's what, a 20-minute walk? Oh, no.
Too far, too far.
No way.
- Uh - No.
No.
No.
Yeah.
Good idea.
OK, let's go buy bread.
20 minutes away.
Is that Would 20 be good? Yeah, OK, sounds good.
By day, she's a student studying hard Find out she takes her clothes off At the local bar Let the village and her family In search of faith Don't sit there for a farmer, Not a plan or game The life she left behind Was stalling her Keep running, young girl, This is all you got Keep running, young girl, Do it whilst you're hot We should do this every day.
Every day of our lives? Yeah.
Until death do us part? Yeah.
Yeah.
I never canceled it.
- But wait, is it? - Yeah, it's today.
It's in two hours.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES THE LAME PLAN THE CRAZY PLAN THE BOOTY PLAN THE HOOK-UP PLAN You're making me look like a total idiot.
Get here fast.
- Is everyone here? Can we start? - No.
No, I'm sorry.
One of my best men is in a cab, the other is on a plane so - Can it be done without a best man? - No! No, I'm afraid not.
We need a witness.
Sorry I'm late.
Hey.
- I came as fast as I could.
- Thanks.
- Is this gentleman your best man? - Um Uh Yes! This is his best man.
Touching the sky Huh, OK.
I'm gliding and it feels so right I won't be jaded It won't be wasted Go then, my love, rise in the sun I won't be jaded - Won't leave things fading - No, no, no.
Let me tell you once again - I wouldn't trade a thing I gain - So, are we good? Do you, Emilie Chataigne, take Antoine Ben Smires as your lawfully wedded husband? I do.
And do you, Antoine Ben Smires, take Emilie Chataigne as your lawfully wedded wife? I do.
Yes! By the power vested in me, I pronounce Mr.
Antoine Ben Smires and Miss Emilie Chataigne to be husband and wife.
I won't be jaded Won't leave things fading We will now proceed with the exchanging of rings.
Rise in the sun I won't be jaded, Won't leave things wasting - Here, just take mine.
- Thank you.
Let me tell you once again Here you go.
Hopefully it will bring you good luck.
This one.
Whoo! Here's your papa.
Come on, let's give a kiss to your papa.
Bravo! - Long live the bride! - Ah! I got it! Look who got the bouquet! Hey, now! - There you are.
- I'm so sorry.
It's OK, I had Julio.
You guys figured it all out.
So, you actually showed up.
That's really nice.
Yeah, I know.
I'm really sorry.
At least, my brother's best man isn't a traitor.
- Congrats! - Oh, hi! For this one time I'll make things all right Let me tell you once again I wouldn't trade a thing For this one time Yes, this one time Go then, my love, rise in the sun - I didn't think I'd see you this soon.
- Me neither.
I'll make things all right This is awesome.
- So, are you going to introduce us? - Petra, don't be shy.
- Sorry, but my hands are full, you know? - No problem.
- Hey there, how are you doing? - Nice to see you.
Let me tell you once again - Uh, she's an old friend.
- I'm his ex-girlfriend! Shall we have a drink? Haven't seen you in a while, man.
Careful, Chantal! Mind the paint when you climb aboard.
You see? It's right over here.
- Wow! - You like it? - Yeah! This really beats the castle.
- Yeah! I'm glad this barge is getting some use.
Wait, why? Are you dropping the nursery? Hey, no, you can't do that.
You worked your ass off.
Well, so did we.
I cooked up the numbers and you half-assed the budget plan.
Yeah, you definitely messed up.
I didn't really feel like working either.
I mostly wanted to hang out with you guys.
Hmm.
No.
If you stop this project, I'm going to throw you over.
- Seriously, I swear to you.
- No, but maybe I could I could possibly go on but without Maxime.
I mean, he could maybe pass on the project to a colleague, male or female, like, uh like Chantal.
- Oh, yeah? - Well, yeah.
Because if City Hall finds out that he helped out his ex Adios, Maxime.
- That's right, baby! - I know! - Really? - Yeah! - Totally.
- Do the laugh.
- The evil laugh? - Yes! Mwahahaha! Trying to get you back on me But I don't want And you don't know Ah-ah, oh-oh, oh And nothing's gonna set me free Because you'd be sure I'm high and low After the after After the after They obviously still love each other.
We can't leave her like this.
We'd be rotten friends if we do nothing.
- We just need a plan.
- A genius idea.
- Oh, shoot, we're doing it again.
- Oh, we're nuts.
- God! - We need to mind our own shit.
- It's her life.
- You're absolutely right.
Stop staring at them like that, it's creepy.
- Yeah? Is it too much? - No.
No, no, no.
We're fine.
Hey, you.
- Do you want to play tag with me? - Nah, I'm good.
Granny! There you are.
Ugh, there's that big idiot.
- And the Nazi! - Oh! - Your granddaughter is worried.
- Which one? The fat one? Someone forgot to take her pills! I have a little mission for you.
- You take care of Granny.
- Meaning? You'll see, it's just like with Eddy, except it's easier.
One pill every hour or she gets kind of aggressive.
- What's her name? - Simone.
- But everyone calls her Granny Prozac.
- Oh! Well, he won't get laid.
You? You look even more stupid than the other one.
All right.
Let's start with the first pill, shall we? I won't let you go on your way - Granny? - Yes? This is what we call a playlist.
- Ah.
- It's foreign to you, totally normal.
So, it's really like a compilation of a bunch of EP vinyls.
Ah.
Except it sounds like total garbage.
- Well? - Look like a queen Go ahead and join her, you big dumbass! - Hey, Grandma, come here.
Yes.
- But - Yes, yes, come here.
- What are you doing? You're an angel Brought by the wind - How's it going? - Good, and you? Good.
OK, so you wouldn't happen to have something to tell me, would you? I don't.
Can you pay me or not? - Well, no.
- So, that means you have to fire me.
- Right this second? - Well, I think so, yeah.
No! No way, no.
That's way too much pressure on me.
- Annoying, right? - Yeah, but can we not do it now? - It's not the right time.
- It is.
This is too brutal, I can't.
Not like this.
- Charlotte, it's your job.
- Yeah, but no.
- Charlotte, are you a boss or not? - Yes.
- Well, then, what does a boss do? - Well - You're my boss, you have to fire me.
- Yeah.
- Um, OK.
OK, you're fired.
- OK You see? - Feels good, huh? - Oh, yeah.
Fired! - One more time? - Beat it, you're fired! - Goddamn! Not bad! - Yeah, feels great.
I was stupid.
So now Now we can work together.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Wait, no.
I mean, how? Why? Because I just got an inheritance.
I wasn't really sure what to do with it but now I think I know.
I'll buy Pinkars.
I'll buy half of Pinkars.
- If you're game.
- OK.
- Yeah.
- That way, you and I will be associates.
- Cheers.
It's a yes? - Yeah! Great! Stop it, you can't do that.
- Are you out of your mind? - Stop.
You and Milou have never been more in love.
Maybe, but all I know is, it's never been easier, and that that feels great.
I think actually it's great to take a step back.
Well, that depends.
Hey, don't worry, he doesn't care.
- Is she better than me? - Are you out of your mind? Have you seen her? Have you seen yourself? Best bro del mundo.
- We can't leave it to fate, I can't.
- What? OK.
Sorry, Roman, I'm borrowing Julio.
- Come dance with me! - You're inviting me to dance? We're tipsy at my wedding! Hey, what a good dancer! - Hey! - Not bad! - Yeah! Dance! - Hey! - Go! Go, go, go.
Mingle! - Yeah.
- Meet Antoine, he's extremely nice.
- OK.
- Whoo! - A glass of champagne, Elsa? No, no, no, no, no! Uh, no, I'm good, thanks.
Party pooper, You're such a party pooper - It's just a drink.
- You're not her boyfriend - OK - Don't you have something to tell me? - Huh? - Well Oh, yeah, sorry.
It happened really fast.
Maybe a little too fast? - I'm in love, Charlotte.
- Shut the fuck up.
Leidenschaft.
It's the German word for passion.
Oh.
Oh, OK.
OK, I mean Yeah.
Yeah, that's great.
I mean It's too bad because it's just, well, I was just starting to feel maybe - What? What? - You know - No, forget it.
Forget it.
It's - No, but I mean, if - No.
- Do you still love - What? - For me, do you still have feelings? Because it's, uh We're just starting this this thing.
It's not Love might be overstating it, you know.
- You still like me! - What do you mean? What? - I played you so fucking hard! - You're into me! Why are you doing this? What are you That's really low.
- What? - Why are you trying to trick me? You brought some random chick right under my nose.
That phoney-ass love story of yours.
Aren't you a tad jealous? I'll be jealous when you find a girl who makes you happier than me.
The bar is high.
Same here.
THE KINGFISHER The girls wanted me to check the anchor.
They did? Oh, shit.
What's Well, hang on.
- How does this contraption work? - I think they just wanted us alone here.
Oh, that's it.
- So, we're not checking on the anchor? - No.
- Because it was an excuse.
Right.
- Right.
- At least, you know, we tried.
- Yeah.
Yeah, that's something.
And it was nice.
Very nice.
You see, we were really like dolphins in a water park.
You release them in the ocean and then then two weeks later, they wash up on the shore, like garbage, gone.
Because Because they weren't ready.
I thought I was stronger.
I thought I was less fragile.
See, we're actually similar.
Some say birds of a feather flock together - Well, yeah, that's really dumb.
- It's dumb.
- When we broke up - Yeah, no.
I don't wanna know.
Because you're living your life, I'm living mine and, um We're still recovering.
And we're healing.
- OK, I'm going back inside.
Yeah.
- Yeah? Oh, and you know, actually, uh, some of the dolphins survive.
They're injured, but they survive.
I should go.
THE KINGFISHER Hey! Hey! Hey! No conga line! Who started a conga line? It was I, you tramp! Come on! Keep it going! What? Oh, excuse me.
Now, I know that speeches are always a bit of a drag.
- They're always - Hey! Hey! What? You're leaving? Ah, there she is.
All right.
I'm sorry for leaving now but, uh it's for the best.
Well - No, I'm the one who's sorry.
- Both of us.
We're really sorry.
I really mean it.
We We've been too hard on you.
- Especially her.
- She's been a real bitch.
What? No, you were the one.
Oh, come on! Ugh, you're such a pain! Anyway, come on, let's make peace.
Plus, you're my brother's best man.
You're basically family.
Thanks.
Anyway, have fun, and congratulations.
What is love? Love is, um It's boarding a ship and trusting it.
A boat that was in a dock until now.
One really big dock.
And a ship that tried to set sail today.
To get out, to face real life.
Sometimes, storms.
Sometimes, swells.
Swells will make a boat pitch.
Um, that's when it's not balanced.
And that quickly leads to puking.
First, it's just food that hasn't been properly digested.
After that, you might puke up bile, which leaves stains on fabrics.
It actually can ruin certain fabrics.
We're not here to talk about me, we're mostly here to talk about love.
And about this ship.
Um, it can brave the the storms.
And that's when you'll have to be strong.
That's when I wasn't able to.
And I think it's important to fight.
We've all watched Titanic.
- Hi, Elsa.
- Elsa, Elsa, Elsa I don't know when you'll listen to this piece.
I wrote it for you when things were going well.
- Elsa, Elsa, Elsa - So, there.
It's not finished but it's yours.
- Love is a treasure for which - Sorry, small emergency.
- Love is - Excuse me.
Really sorry.
Julio! Yes, it's me! Elsa-Elsa! I guess that's really obvious because because you can see me, but Um, OK, so, I wanted to seize this moment of intimacy, right? And it looks like it's going to be put to music.
But at the same time, it's just perfect to tell you this is it.
Now I get it.
I only understood it ten minutes ago, but I get it.
You're the best trick ever played on me.
Oh, no! Wait, wait, wait! Wait! I mean, no, if you wanna leave, you can.
I'm not telling you all this to stop you from leaving.
But because I don't wanna have regrets.
I don't really know your thoughts on this but splitting up, starting again, all over again, it's not ideal.
But that's how we are, right? Plus, we can love each other over and over, no? No? I wanna tell you that that we're not finished.
We're not finished until we're really finished.
That's all that matters.
We're not finished What am I doing? We're not finished Until it's really finished It's not finished I'm doing this for you, Julio! We're not finished, No, we're not finished We're not finished, oooh We're not finished, No, we're not finished Oh, shit, got to move! So close to me So close to me Oh, no, it's not finished It's not Come on, sing along! So close to me So, you're not ashamed of me anymore? Who cares, it's not like there's anyone looking.
Aw, look at them! And to think they met thanks to me.
- Well, thanks to us.
- Well, me.
- To us.
- Yeah, me.
- Us.
- Well, I'm the one who started all this! - Well, you mostly screwed up.
- Oh, yeah? I screwed up? - Yeah, that's a negative thing.
- Well, then, it's my work! My work! - Oh, man.
Your sister is a piece of work.
- Oh, but I agree with her.
- What? - Yeah, it was her doing.
- No, it was me because - Best bro del mundo! Best bro del mundo! Best bro del mundo! Whatever.
I'm feeling you closer So close to me I'm feeling you closer So close to me I'm feeling you closer So close to me I'm feeling you closer So close to me I'm feeling you closer So close to me I'm feeling you closer So close to me