Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e06 Episode Script

POP Memories TO YOU

1
Poptepipic!
It's the Pop Team Epic Night Show.
Today's guest is the Earth.
Hold it. Then, what's
this thing my feet are on?
So, you've realized the truth.
What?
Everything in this world is a sham.
A sham?
‪I found the way to Heaven
‪My past life with you
‪You've seen the eyes of Heaven
‪And endless penitence
‪I've been in seventh heaven
‪The conflict only grows
‪What in the name of heaven
‪An untenable meaning of life
‪Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
‪Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
‪Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
‪Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
‪Why are you feeling?
‪Forever more
‪It sounds anti world
‪Way out, what do you believe?
‪A mirror formula
‪Wake up, your brain has stopped
‪An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
‪Way out, what do you see?
‪Saturated irony
EPISODE 6: "POP MEMORIES TO YOU"
Do you know about the mysterious bell?
It appears only once
on the cape during the summer.
They say that if you ring it together,
you'll be bound by eternal love.
Pop Memories
I'm waiting for you in tomorrow
Kick your reservations away
Let's smile together
We've just started in this moment
Don't you want to make it special?
I want you to close your eyes and believe
Pop Memories to You
START - CONTINUE - OPTIONS
Today's the school entrance ceremony!
It's the springtime of my youth!
My goal is to get a cute girlfriend!
Just kidding! A man needs
to focus on his studies too!
Hey! Do you want to be late
on your first day?
This scary girl is my childhood friend.
We're stuck like glue,
even if we don't want to.
Man, I have no luck with girls.
Seriously, it's so much work
to keep you on track!
I feel sorry for whoever marries you!
Sorry, sorry. I'll treat you
on the way home. Let me off the hook!
Don't try me. I know you're
already broke this month!
Ugh. I'm really going to get it today.
See? We were almost late
for the first day!
Phew. Good grief. We just barely made it.
Sh-She's cute!
Are you all right? Oh no! You're bleeding!
Oh, this is nothing. I'm a man
Sorry to put a girl's handkerchief on you,
but this should stop the bleeding.
Y-Yes. Blush.
Just look at you blush.
What a man you are.
Oh? Aren't you
You were in my tennis club.
We're at the same school!
I hope we can be friends!
My! We're attending the same school?
What a pleasant surprise!
H-Hey! You knew someone this beautiful?
Hmph. Changed your opinion of me?
Too bad she's too good for you!
Don't be that way! God! Childhood friend!
Please bestow upon this puny human
the beauty's phone number!
I heard that.
Ah, fate can be so cruel.
The beauty was the student council
president that all the boys long for.
My tribulations have already begun.
Senpai!
Hey, you! Middle schoolers aren't
supposed to play in an adult playground!
Acting all grown-up! I thought
you'd already forgotten about me!
Stupid. How could I forget
my lovely underclassman's face?
I'm a man like a model upperclassman!
Heh! I'm glad you haven't changed a bit.
So, have you got a girlfriend yet?
Don't ask me that.
I'm gonna cry. Sniff, sniff.
If you wait another year, then I'll
No, never mind!
Hm? Did you say something?
You stink! See you, Senpai!
Good grief. Oh, crap!
The school store rush!
Argh! Th-They're completely sold out.
Sorry! We got a lotta growin' kids here!
Don't dally around next time!
Peh! I'll curse you if I starve to death!
Are you hungry by any chance?
Huh?
What's up with this girl?
Is she going to eat all of that bread?
Would you like one?
Urgh! I need no mercy! I am not
so low as to take the bread of a woman!
You're funny.
No, my stomach! Such unsightly behavior!
N-No, it isn't like that!
Here, my recommendation.
What's this? A cream bun?
It's good. See you again.
"See you again," huh?
It may be my imagination,
but I feel like springtime is here for me.
Maybe a rose-colored springtime
of youth is about to start! Hee, hee!
Oh, look, there are more girls up ahead.
Hey, hey, what you talking about?
A good man with a cream bun in one hand?
What's up with this old school protag?
Damn, you're annoying! Die, bitch!
This game's shit!
This game sucks! What the hell was that?
Poptepipic!
Today, I'm going to auto-follow you.
Okay.
Poptepipic!
Then, today, I'm going to auto-follow you.
Roger!
Over here!
Pipimi!
Pipimi!
Pipimi!
Huh?
P-P-P-Pipimi? Where are you?
Here.
Holy crap!
-Oh. Hello.
-Oh. Hello.
Poptepipic!
New Corner Bob Epic Peam.
Today, I'm making fried rice!
I put rice in the frying pan and fry it!
It's so tiring!
There! This is my special fried rice!
Looks so good!
Time to eat!
Hi! Fried Rice Eats!
Sometimes it be like that.
But this is cooking.
Poptepipic.
VILLAINOUS MONSTER KAPPA SPOTTED
IN MAJOR CHAIN STORE ALONG HIGHWAY!
WANTED
KAPPA SUSHI
BARGAIN PRICE
BARGAIN PRICE SUSHI SPOTTED
IN MAJOR CHAIN STORE ALONG HIGHWAY!
KAPPA SUSHI
Poptepipic!
Poptepipic.
Hey, what you gonna do with this?
This giant brown sugar rock.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
Poptepipic.
‪Let's play a game with our fingers
‪Using only one finger each
‪One plus one is two
‪The two of us together
‪No cheating on me now
Good recording everyone.
Good recording.
That took a lot of power.
A-Actually, I don't think
I really got any of that.
Oh, that might be the best part.
Well, yes. It's been a while since
we saw each other. Was it okay?
Oh, it really felt like old times.
Old times?
I'm even calling it old times.
It's old times for the viewers!
But I'm really grateful
for this opportunity.
Yes, really, the world's
gone a full circle around
What are you saying?
It's almost over!
It's over.
BRING IT, HATERS!
BUYING POPTEPI 2 BDS?
Poptepipic.
It's the Pop Team Epic Night Show.
Today's guest is the Earth.
Hold it. Then, what's
this thing my feet are on?
So, you've realized the truth!
What?
Everything in this world is a sham.
Sorry, but I can only
hear that as "jam". "Sham"
‪I found the way to Heaven
‪My past life with you
‪You've seen the eyes of Heaven
‪And endless penitence
‪I've been in seventh heaven
‪The conflict only grows
‪What in the name of heaven
‪An untenable meaning of life
‪Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
‪Double trouble a sarcastic poker face
‪Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
‪Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
‪Why are you feeling?
‪Forever more
‪It sounds anti world
‪Way out, what do you believe?
‪A mirror formula
‪Wake up, your brain has stopped
‪An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
‪Way out, what do you see?
‪Saturated irony
EPISODE 6: "POP MEMORIES TO YOU"
Do you know about the mysterious bell?
It appears only once
on the cape during the summer.
They say that if you ring it together,
you'll be bound by eternal love.
Pop Memories
I'm waiting for you in tomorrow
Kick your reservations away
Let's smile together
We've just started in this moment
Don't you want to make it special?
I want you to close your eyes and believe
Pop Memories to You
START - CONTINUE - OPTIONS
Today's the school entrance ceremony!
It's the springtime of my youth!
My goal is to get a wonderful boyfriend!
Just kidding! A woman needs
to focus on her studies too!
Hey! Do you want to be late
on your first day?
This meddling boy is my childhood friend.
We're stuck like glue,
even if we don't want to.
He has a nice face, but he doesn't know
how to put on a good face.
Seriously, it's so much work
to keep you on track.
I feel sorry for whoever marries you.
Sorry, sorry. I'll treat you
on the way home.
Don't try me. You said you were
already broke this month.
Take me aback! He already knows!
That was close! We were almost late!
Phew. Good grief. We just barely made it.
O-Ow! I'm so sorry!
My God, he's so cool!
Are you all right? Oh no! You're bleeding!
Oh, this is nothing.
Sorry to put a man's handkerchief on you,
but this should stop the bleeding.
Y-Yes. Blush.
Ugh. Just look at you blush.
Oh? Aren't you
You were on the rival racing team!
You're an upperclassman? Damn, this sucks!
Hey, no need to be so nasty.
You're as violent
as you are on the circuit.
Hey, hey! You knew a guy
with this pretty face?
What? Is he your type
or something? You got issues.
Oh my. Childhood friend, are you jealous?
Good grief. How troubling.
Ah, fate can be so cruel.
The pretty face was the student council
president that all the girls long for.
My tribulations have already begun.
Senpai!
Hey, you! Middle schoolers aren't supposed
to play in an adult playground!
Acting all grown-up! Come on. I thought
you'd already forgotten about me!
Stupid. How could I forget
my lovely underclassman's face?
Heh! I'm glad you haven't changed a bit.
So, have you got a boyfriend yet?
Stop it! Don't say another word.
If you wait another year, then I'll
No, never mind!
Hm? Did you say something?
You stink! See you, Senpai!
Good grief. Oh, crap!
The school store rush!
Argh! Th-They're completely sold out.
Sorry! We got a lotta growin' kids here!
Don't dally around next time!
Waah! I'll curse you if I starve to death!
Are you hungry by any chance?
Huh?
What's up with this boy?
Is he going to eat all of that bread?
Would you like one?
I am not so low as to take the bread
of someone that I don't know!
You're funny.
Urgh, please! My stomach can be so greedy!
Here, my recommendation.
What's this? A cream bun?
It's good. See you again.
"See you again," huh?
It may be my imagination,
but I feel like springtime is here for me.
Maybe a rose-colored springtime of youth
is about to start!
All right! I'm gonna do it!
END
Sell an unfinished game? Cut the crap.
We'll send our appreciation here.
First up, Bukubu Okawa, who ran off
with a woman during development.
I mean you, bastard.
And next, the dudes who held us back most,
King Records. I mean you, bastards.
Ah, feels better.
No it doesn't! Takeshobo! I mean you,
bastards. You can just go to hell!
Is this how shitty games do things?
Poptepipic!
Today, I'm going to auto-follow you.
Okay.
Poptepipic!
Then, today, I'm going to auto-follow you.
Okay!
Over here!
Pipimi!
Pipimi!
Pipimi!
Huh?
P-P-P-Pipimi? Where are you?
Ah! Hey!
You and me!
-Overlay!
-Overlay!
Poptepipic!
New Corner Bob Epic Peam.
Today, I'm making fried rice!
I put rice in the frying pan and fry it!
It's so tiring!
There! This is my special fried rice!
Looks so good!
Time to eat!
Hi! Fried Rice Eats!
Sometimes it be like that.
But this is cooking.
Poptepipic.
VILLAINOUS MONSTER KAPPA SPOTTED
IN MAJOR CHAIN STORE ALONG HIGHWAY!
WANTED
KAPPA SUSHI
BARGAIN PRICE
BARGAIN PRICE SUSHI SPOTTED
IN MAJOR CHAIN STORE ALONG HIGHWAY!
KAPPA SUSHI
Poptepipic!
What the hell?
Poptepipic!
Hey, what you gonna do with this?
This giant brown sugar rock.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
Poptepipic!
-Underwater.
-Hey!
‪Let's play a game with our fingers
‪Using only one finger each
‪One plus one is two
‪The two of us together
‪No cheating on me now
-Good work today.
-Ah, good work.
-I'm Toshiki Masuda.
-Ah, I'm Tasuku Hatanaka.
In this part, Hatanaka-san said that
he wanted to have freeform talk,
so we have 35 seconds for that.
Let's have a good time.
No, wait, hold up.
You can't do this to me, seriously
Hey, you don't
have to walk away from the mic!
Hold on. Hey
Um, well, uh Yeah!
Well, uh, our voices, right?
People who know about us would be,
yeah, but people who don't, yeah.
Poptepipic gets aired nationwide, so
So, um
Yeah, so people who don't
really know our voices
Huh? Wait, no way!
COME ON, NO WAY!
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