Reaper s02e06 Episode Script

This is terrible.
In the best possible way.
Kristen told me about it.
Apparently bug fighting is huge in Japan.
Pretty sure it's their national pastime.
That tarantula is killin' it right now.
I'm gonna go get some chicken fingers from the snack bar.
You want? No! What are you doing? You're gonna Miss the end.
What? No.
I'll be back in time for the main event Some weird lobster creature fighting a centipede.
Super gross.
Be back.
Very funny.
Sock, stop! We move in on Sam Oliver, curious Confused And now Irritated.
Man, this is amazing.
Fits right in the palm of your hand, and the resolution, unbelievable.
Yes.
I've seen a video camera before.
But have you seen this? Please! Help me! Please! Is this thing working? What was that? I'm just futzin' around, you know, tryin' to get the hang of the camera.
No, That thing, what was it? That's your latest soul, mordecai nash, real nasty piece of work.
He used to lure people to the dove hollow silver mine, promising them to strike it rich.
Then he'd kill 'em and take their money.
So he's back as that Tentacle thing? He's got his hands on everything in dove hollow, just like he did in life.
I want you to get out there, Sammy.
I want you to grab that guy ASAP.
Just look at it as a working vacation.
You know, it's a beautiful little town.
See for yourself.
All right.
If I have to go out there, maybe I could take Andi and the guys, - make a road trip out of it.
- There you go.
That would be great.
Now, here's a little cherry for your sundae.
You're gonna love this vessel.
Is that badass or what? You don't even have to get close to the thing.
You just lob that baby and watch the party.
This could be good.
Little vacation.
I Miss the main event? - Oh, my god.
- Help me! Please! Please tell me we're gonna see the scorpion fight that thing.
Cool grenade.
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- I'm getting up.
- What are we doin' today? Baby, we spent the whole weekend together, every second.
I know.
It was amazing.
I actually, have some errands to run today, so I like errands.
It's not really something that I need company for.
- I'm just gonna get my hair cut.
- What else? Probably gonna get something to eat.
- OK, cool.
I like eating.
- Do you like to eat llamas? 'cause I'm gonna eat a live llama.
OK, babe.
You can run your errands by yourself today.
Just call me whenever you can.
Also, I took the liberty of changing your cellphone plan so we can talk to each other whenever we want for as long as we want.
I gotta go.
Unlimited minutes, sweetie.
OK? Don't let 'em go to waste.
What are you doin' here? Did Sam ask you to go on this trip with him? Ben asked me to go, too.
It sounds like a lot of fun, right? I don't really wanna go.
- How should I tell him? - How come you don't wanna go? I just I need to be away from Ben right now.
I'm a solitary creature.
- Is everything OK? - Everything's great.
Ben is great.
He's just He's always there staring at me, telling me how beautiful I am.
Ben is adorable, and I really, really like him, but, he's just a little clingy! Sometimes.
Kind of makes me wanna rip out his internal organs and show 'em to him.
You know? I mean, not really, but you know what I mean.
Look, Ben is just a sensitive guy, which isn't a bad thing.
Just be honest with him.
Right.
Honest.
I guess I'm just used to dating guys from hell, you know? I mean, they treat you like crap, but at least it's exciting.
But who am I talking to? You know all about dating bad boys.
Sam isn't exactly a bad boy.
But he's the son of the devil, so heh.
I mean, he's gotta be a little bit evil.
Right? It's sort of in his nature.
This place is perfect, - creepy perfect.
- Just like the way I French.
This town is dead.
Good.
It means we got our pick of rooms at the hotel.
- Wanna get something to eat? - Yes.
I'm starving.
Let's go check in.
Come on.
Look at this.
Anybody home? - How can I help you? - We need rooms for 2 nights.
One for Sam and Andi, and one for Ben And, then there's me and you, so I only have 3 rooms upstairs, each with one bed.
One bed.
That's unfortunate.
But, I'm OK with it if you're OK with it.
Only if you don't steal the covers, big bro.
Ah ha! No problems, little sis.
I'm gonna snatch those covers right off of you.
I'm gonna tickle you all night.
It's my sister.
The room should be ready by suppertime.
- You two ever been up this way? - Nope, but I love it already.
Well, you should take your sister to the silver mine.
It's quite a sight.
I've never been to a mine before.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
This is so weird.
Good afternoon.
Can I get you guys somethin'? Yeah.
Can we get a couple sandwiches? - Chicken for me, please.
- I'll have the same.
Comin' right up.
Cute town, right? Just passin' through? Actually, no.
We're staying for the weekend, getting out of the city for a while.
This is just the place to do it, the most beautiful town you'll ever see.
You know what you guys should do while you're here? - What's that? - Check out the mine just up the hill.
You want us to go to the mine? Absolutely.
It's the best part about visiting dove hollow.
You'll never see anything else like it.
I have a map right here if you'd like.
I'm just sittin' here, thinkin' about you.
I hope you're doin' well.
I wish you were here.
I Miss you soo much.
Smooch.
Talkin' to your girl? Just tryin' to get her to come up here.
If she makes it out here, you should take her up to the old silver mine.
Women love that place.
Well, you kids'll have the time of your lives up there.
Hey, guys.
You know what the guy at the bar just told me to do? - What? - Visit the mine.
That's what the lady in the diner said, too.
Hey, where's Kristen? Takin' a tinkle.
Also, the, creepy hotel guy is trying to kill us, told us to go down to the mine.
Same thing happened to us.
- The town's in on it.
- They must be feeding it.
OK, we have to go right now.
I only hav a vessel that can capture one soul.
- We can't fight a whole town.
- Good enough for me.
- Where's my car? - I saw it when I walked into the bar.
We're trapped.
hi.
I'd like to report a stolen car.
Hippie car, hybrid? It wasn't stolen.
I had it towed.
- Parked in a loading zone.
- So, when can we get it back? Impound lot's closed now.
You could try back tomorrow.
No, no.
We were really hopin' to hit the road today.
Well, what's your rush to leave our little town? It's a beautiful place, most perfect place in the world.
Come on.
Relax.
Stay awhile.
We have beautiful sunsets.
You know, my daddy used to say sunset is like god kissin' the world good night.
My daddy was a preacher, big fire-and-brimstone, end-of-the-world kind of guy.
You believe in hell? Well, I I don't really know.
I like to focus on the here and now.
OK.
You boys enjoy your visit.
So I'm leaving a message.
Again.
I we're sorta trapped here, but I don't want you to get worried.
I really Miss you, and I can't wait to see you.
OK, c-call me.
OK? How often would you say you call Nina? Depends.
Every couple hours or Every hour or sometimes on the half-hour.
What? OK, you know, don't take this the wrong way, 'cause I think it's great that you're so attentive and loving, but sometimes girls just need Space.
- Did she say something to you? - Well, you know, - the word "clingy" might have come up.
- Clingy? She called me clingy? Damn.
I gotta call her to make sure everything's OK.
You know what? Maybe we should just turn this off for a while.
There are miles and miles of tunnels, and they're all underneath the city.
It's gonna be impossible to find this thing.
You know what? Forget it.
This was a dumb idea.
We can't nab this thing now.
I mean, maybe I can sweet-talk the devil into letting this one go.
Sweet-talk the devil? I mean, you do that? Not well, but I try.
Thirsty? Got it from the hotel.
Also I have some crackers.
Sam, you know, I just really don't think this is the time.
No, no.
I promised you a romantic weekend.
There's no reason we can't enjoy ourselves a little bit.
Hold on.
No corkscrew.
Maybe I could just do this.
What are you doing? Every now and then, I get this weird devil power.
I can't really control i.
It usually pops up when a soul is trying to kill me, but I was thinkin' Maybe I could Damn it.
What? You're getting pretty comfortable with all of this, aren't you? - Comfortable with what? - Capturing souls, devil powers.
I mean, being the son of satan.
- What are you talking about? - Just It seems like none of this even bothers you anymore.
Andi, how can you say that? OK, we're having a picnic in front of a monster lair.
I have to wonder if you're getting sucked into the lifestyle.
I'm not getting sucked into anything.
I have no choice.
That's starting to sound like an excuse, Sam.
- I knew it.
- What? I thought he would be cool and let me have one decent weekend away.
- Who? - The devil.
He's always screwing me.
He promised this great weekend, and I actually believed him.
I'm an idiot.
No, damn it.
This is not fair.
Did you just do that? Yeah.
I don't I don't know.
OK, you know, we should just head back.
I'm so sorry about the whole one-bed thing.
That's nonsense.
But, I think we'll make due, right? I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Hey, look.
In there, you know what they don't have that we need is ice cubes.
Really badly.
Because I cannot drink warm water.
Do you think maybe you could go scrounge a little up for us? Downstairs.
Take your time.
No, you don't.
You are not ruing this for me.
You wanna fly, cot? You wanna fly? Come here.
Suck it, cot! No ice machine.
What? That's OK.
It's bedtime anyway.
What's that noise? Noise.
I don't know.
I, maybe someone havin' a phone conversation in the other room.
Could be anything.
Don't Did you throw that cot down there? What? Why? Why would i? That's No.
That's crazy.
You did that on purpose so that we'd have to sleep together in the same bed.
True.
Yes.
You told me you would protect me, - protect my virginity.
- I was protecting it.
For yourself, Sock.
- This is terrible.
- Is it? Is it terrible? I don't know.
I don't think so.
I mean, think about it.
Can you deny that we have a connection? A brother-and-sister connection.
We're not actually related, OK, Kristen? I mean, if you had've met me any other way, doing anything, like if we were paintballing, scuba diving, hang gliding, I don't know, you would think of me in a different way.
Admit it.
No.
I would not.
I'm really sorry.
I I'm sorry.
Women.
They're like a They're like a mystery wrapped inside of a mystery wrapped inside of a third mystery.
You know what I mean? Unreal.
Can I get 2 more of those? Also can I have a wine cooler, but put it in a beer glass.
- Make it look extra manly.
- One manly wine cooler comin' up.
Is this seat taken? Hi.
I'm Kristen.
Yeah, I know.
Hi.
I'm Kristen.
Hi.
I'm Sock.
What wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
I get it.
OK, are we pretending that we're just meeting right now, like randomly at the bar? I like it.
OK.
I like it.
That's hot.
OK, if we were meeting at the bar right now, I would probably try and pick you up with my best line.
Pick me up.
Excuse me.
I think you're standing on my penis.
I'm not sure I understand, but it sounds charming.
Well I have had thoughts, thoughts about you.
I was raised to push my feelings away and follow rules, - but you don't follow rules.
- Rules are for a-holes.
One bed in the room will be fine.
All right.
Where are Sock and Kristen? They know we're leaving, right? Sleeping, I guess.
I knocked on their door, and no one answered.
Wake'em up.
I'm getting my car, and then we're getting out of here right now.
The longer we stick around, the more likely something bad'll happen.
Mornin'.
Mornin'.
We were just comin' to see you so we could pay the fine and get our car.
Do you have any idea what happened here? I do not.
Well, since you and your friends are the only ones stayin' here, I'd say Suspect pool, pretty small.
Morning, friends.
- Sheriff.
- Sir, is this your cot? You know what? Yeah, it is.
I don't care.
I'll shout it from the rooftops.
That is my cot! - That is not my cot! - Sock, what's going on? - He vandalized police property.
- Is this really necessary? Degenerate! Last night, he shared a bed with his own sister.
- No, no.
Stepsister.
- It's the same thing.
- No! Really, it's not.
- You make me sick! No, no, not sick.
Healthy.
You're a very healthy girl! You are so We are so healthy! I'm gonna release your buddy on wednesday.
That should Give him enough time to learn his lesson.
Thank you, sir.
I wanna ask you about somethin'.
I found that in your car.
That.
It's a school project, boring.
- School project.
- Creative writing class.
Well, that must be a great class.
Escaped souls, the devil, and a Hellish being right here in dove hollow.
- Now, that's exciting stuff.
- Thank you.
If only a publisher felt the same way, right? You know, you can trust me.
- Yeah.
I know.
I do.
- I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm still gonna release your car to you as an act of good faith.
Does that sound good? - Yeah.
Thank you.
- But I wanna reiterate Anything you wanna tell me, anything at all, door's always open.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Glad we got that all cleared up.
Guess we're done here.
You're free to go, mr.
Oliver.
Thank you.
You keep eating.
You get yourself nice and garlicky.
I'll be back in a little while.
Hey.
Got the car back.
- What's the problem? - I'm leaving.
I can't stay here anymore.
I'll walk home.
No, she's upset about Sock.
No.
Kristen, we have to stay here just a little longer, - until Sock gets out of jail.
- No, I'll take her, Sam.
I got a couple things I gotta do anyway.
Yeah.
All right.
You guys should go back.
Kristen, why don't you go up and pack? OK.
Yeah, so you guys'll go ahead, and me and Ben'll wait here until Sock gets released.
Guess so.
I'm really sorry this weekend didn't turn out the way it was supposed to.
It was never gonna be a vacation, Sam.
The soul was always your first priority.
Why don't we just talk about this when I get back? I don't want you to worry about me.
I'll be fine.
I'm not worried.
Afternoon.
Can I help you? I am looking for my friends.
They enjoy alcoholic beverages, so I thought they might be here.
- funny bunch.
- That sounds right.
Believe they're out and about, but you're welcome to wait here.
Great.
Thanks.
- I'll just have water.
- Comin' right up.
You been out to see the mine yet? Should take a look.
It's pretty amazing.
No, thanks.
I'm not here to sightsee, just surprising my boyfriend.
So your friends aren't expecting you.
So nobody knows you're here, then.
Probably not.
Interestin'.
You're off.
Beg your pardon? Something's wrong with you.
You're not real.
And You smell like hell.
And you smell delicious.
So, really? Kristen just left? She boogied out of here? Did she ask about me? Did she send me a message? In a bottle or pigeon or something? We gotta focus, get you the hell out of here.
- We could go shawshank.
- Shawshank? We smuggle in a rock pick, and Sock could dig his way out.
- That was a movie.
- It was based on a book.
- Didn't it take him like, 20 years? - You guys, we don't have 20 min.
- The sheriff could be here any second.
- All right.
OK.
Then we break the lock.
- Old school.
- Yeah, what does that mean? I'm gonna go borrow the pickax from the bar.
I was wondering if I could borrow something That.
What do you need that old thing for? I just need to ax something.
A hole, just for fun.
Well, I'm not sure that's such a good idea.
That thing's sort of an antique.
Hey, this is Nina's purse.
Hey, is my girlfriend here? Blonde, beautiful, a little intimidating.
Yeah.
Think I saw her.
Not sure where she got off to.
On second thought, you can borrow my ax.
Why, I trust you.
Why don't you come back here and take it down.
I warned him, stay away from you guys.
He just wouldn't listen.
I've been all alone with this thing goin' on 10 years now.
That's when people started disappearin'.
They didn't just disappear.
That thing ate them, and you fed them to it.
Well, I had no choice.
I did everything I could to stop people from comin' here.
I drove the locals out.
I I turned away whole busloads of tourists.
Now look at this place.
It's a ghost town.
I've noticed.
If I'm not here to stop it, then it might go on to the next town, the next state.
I mean, do you have any idea what it's like to be stuck in a situation where you have to do something you don't wanna do and there's no way out? I know exactly what that's like.
Is everybody in the town that thing? I mean, are they all tentacles? It mimics people, and it uses them like fishing lures, and then it takes everybody up in the mine where it feeds.
So why'd you decide to help us now? When I read your devil folder, I figured maybe you were sent to help.
I told you what it was.
Now you tell me what you are.
I saved your friend's life.
Everything you saw in that folder, it's for real.
I catch souls for the devil, souls that have escaped from hell, like the one in your mine here.
Has anyone escaped from it? I mean, maybe it That thing didn't eat Nina right away.
No.
Sorry, son.
Takes everything in one big gulp.
- Think she went down swiftly, right? - Till digestion starts.
If you're workin' for the devil, hope you got a plan.
Yeah.
I'm gonna send it back to hell With this.
That that's just gonna make it angry.
It's not a normal grenade.
It's a vessel.
I just need to get close enough to the soul to catch it.
Nice.
You know, I think I know how I can help.
Gas? Well, the tricky thing about this creature is findin' it, so I'm gonna smoke it out.
You're gonna be at the mine entrance.
I'm gonna drive it to you.
Good idea.
- Do you smell smoke yet? - All I can smell is Kristen.
She was like vanilla, boys.
Vanilla.
This is takin' too long.
Screw it.
- Wait! No, Ben! - What the hell you doin', man? She's dead.
Nina's dead.
I have nothing to live for.
Don't worry.
I'll take care of this thing myself.
No! Ben, you're being crazy.
Come on.
You're gonna get eaten in there.
Listen! Hey, listen! You were dating Nina for, what, like 3 weeks? I, on the other hand, just lost a sister and a lover.
If we stick together we make it through this as team, you know what I mean? I'm not gonna find anyone else.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
- Doesn't matter.
- I mean, who's gonna want me? You bite your tongue.
You bite your tongue till it bleeds in your mouth.
You are a beautiful man, on the outside and the inside.
You got that You got that smile that lights up a room, that laugh, that infectious laugh.
And then you got that sexy latin gaze that just pulls you in like a magnet from the mother ship.
You mean that? Benjamin Casper Perez Gonzalez, I could get lost in your eyes for days.
I'm not gonna apologize for that.
You're right.
You're right.
I don't wanna die.
I'm comin' down, guys.
Let's go.
Beautiful Ben! Oh, my god.
- We did it.
We got the soul.
- And you're welcome.
- Now, this is a surprise.
- What is? Well, I really didn't think, I'd see you guys again.
I'm just very, very surprised.
You didn't set the fire.
No, I didn't.
In fact, I warned that thing that you were comin'.
- You what? - Yeah, well.
It knew you were comin', and, you guys won out.
- You guys are damn good.
- Why would you do that? You see, these are my friends, my family.
This little town, this little slice of heaven is everything I have in this world.
You know, I been datin' millie goin' on, Dude, you're bangin'a tentacle? Please, don't talk about millie like that.
- That's crude.
- Sheriff, you're crazy.
Here we go.
Good.
You see, I don't like change.
I like to keep things pure and simple.
And the way I see it, if somebody has to die to preserve my way of life, that's the price of paradise.
I must be crazy.
Forgot to load the damn thing.
We're sitting ducks.
What are we gonna do? Let's run for the car we can make it.
OK, good.
We need a distraction.
Benji, you run that way, scream like a maniac.
He chases you.
We go back, get the car, come back around, and rescue you.
Break.
That's stupid.
That's suicide.
You're willing to kill yourself over some chick but you don't sacrifice yourself for your buddies? That's a good point.
That's a terrible point.
We gotta go together.
- Shotgun.
It's gonna be locked! - No, man! The windows are wide open! No keys! I'll bet there's no keys! What's with the negative energy now, Ben? - Hurry! Hurry! - Oh, my god! Where's the keys? - Hurry! Way ahead of you! - Hold on! Put her in hyperdrive, Sammy! Around this corner, and we're out of here.
Keep going.
Oh, my god.
- Split up! - Run.
Run, run, run.
You're lookin' right in the camera.
- You ever hear of the fourth wall? - The sheriff's tryin' to kill us.
Yeah, him and his perfect town.
Just like a David Lynch movie.
I need somethin' to defend myself.
Well, all I have is this.
No! That's a vessel! It doesn't work on people! It's more of a bargaining chip than a weapon, actually.
But it's all you've got.
There is a way out of this, Sam, and it starts right here.
Another beauty of this town Not a lot of places to hide.
Wait! You want your town back? You want your friends, they all still exist.
I put 'em in here, and I can let 'em out again.
Aren't you just full of surprises? Just let it out, and then i'll let you go.
- You're not gonna let me go.
- Probably not.
But I can make it quick, or I can draw it out.
It's up to you.
Come on.
You don't have to do this.
You spent so many years alone with that monster.
It'd drive anybody crazy.
You can you could have a real life again You just gotta walk away.
Without that creature, without this town, - i'd be all alone.
- You can get past that, make new friends.
Sheriff, there was a time when you tried to protect people from this thing.
I know you used to be a good person.
You can be that again.
No.
I've done too many bad things since then.
Doesn't matter anymore.
Nothin' does.
Which is why you'd really better do what I say.
What the hell happened? I don't know.
- Nina, don't! No! Don't kill him!& - Help me! He's not a soul.
He's a person.
Nina, come on.
All right? Keeping him alive is gonna be way worse than any punishment we can give him.
He'll have to live with what he did.
He'll be all alone.
Help me! But, yeah, if you just wanna throw him, you can do that, too.
So you're indigestible.
Apparently.
That thing had 3 stomachs, like a cow.
I never made it past the first one.
Nice exfoliation, though.
Good for you.
I get it.
- Get what? - I get why you let him live.
You want him to suffer.
No.
He gets to live because he's a human being.
We don't kill human beings.
But his existence will be terrible.
You said so yourself.
He's gonna live a life of excruciating pain and torture.
It'll be hell on earth.
You're diabolical.
No, I'm not.
It's called justice, Nina.
He did it to himself.
No, you are.
You're evil.
I find that very attractive.
Sweetheart, are you here?! Nina, baby, you're alive.
Baby.
You're OK.
You're alive.
I knew it.
I knew you'd be OK.
I'm so happy, baby.
Why are we whispering? Baby, Sock fell asleep.
Wait.
OK.
All right.
You can't you can't just ignore me.
We have to talk about this.
Wait! Kristen, hold on.
What happened the other night, that was a good thing.
That was a beautiful, natural thing.
Kristen, look at me, please.
OK, I want you to just tell me what you're thinking right now, OK? Be honest.
It's OK.
- I feel ashamed.
- Ashamed? Was it because of that sweet-ass, crazy move that I did the other night? - That is nothin' to be ashamed of.
- You don't understand how I was raised.
You don't understand my culture, how powerful shame is.
OK, yeah.
You're right.
I don't.
I don't understand your culture.
But I do understand that it created a beautiful, smart, funny girl, a girl who is in America now, by the way, a country that doesn't give a rat's ass about shame.
It's kind of like the perfect clash of cultures we got goin' on here.
Shame, shamelessness comin' together to create somethin'more sexy than anybody could ever imagine.
You're right.
I will not allow my country to ruin this.
Exactly.
- Let's go to our room.
- You got it.
Hop on.
Come on.
We're goin' there.
So, it looks like you two have become friends.
We certainly have.
We were just on our way outside to play horsie, do a little roughhousing, maybe.
I don't know.
Lawn darts.
Heh.
Come on, Sis.
Let's go.
Hey, buddy.
- What do you want? - Just to tell you you did a great job.
It was a tough one, but you came through with flying colors.
I'm so pleased to see you coming into your own.
Thanks for setting me up for a train wreck of a weekend getaway.
Do you have any idea how impossible you've made my life? Andi is furious with me, and I don't know how to make it up to her.
I wanna tell you that I don't put you in harm's way just to get my jollies.
I put you in these situations because I have confidence in you.
I want you to have confidence in yourself.
- That's great.
- And I also wanna tell you you can handle much more than you realize.
You can withstand any blow, any blow.
What are you talking about? Didn't realize you were back.
Yeah.
I was just about to come and find you.
I wanna apologize for this weekend.
It got messed up in a lot of ways, and I'm really, really sorry.
But I think we should try it again.
You know, just you and me, we take another long weekend.
How about this next week? I can't.
Wait.
What do you mean? You're the manager now.
Just rework the schedule a little.
Sam, I can't make plans for the future, - not with you.
- What? You know, evil has worked its way into every part of your life.
I mean, every day, it surrounds you demons, hell.
I can't help but think that you're starting to like it that it's changing you.
Maybe it's always been in you.
I just never saw it.
I'm sorry, Sam.
I'm really, really sorry.
Andi, wait.
Are you breaking up with me? Team Subs-Addicts"