Run the Burbs (2022) s02e06 Episode Script

1
Good thing we kept
our Halloween costumes.
I think the mold is spreading.
Is it the good kind or the bad kind?
There's no good mold, Camille!
Uh, sure there is!
How you think cheese got so delicious?
So, what are we going to do?
Maybe we could sell
some of your sneakers.
Shh! They can hear you!
I never thought my baby sneaks
becoming our best investment
would make me so miserable.
You did say they would appreciate.
I appreciate them!
I guess I can sell a few more pairs,
but we're barely covering
this tasting dinner
and the next mortgage payment.
Maybe we can ask your parents?
Or we could just cover it with plastic.
I don't know. I really
can't cancel tonight,
and I don't want Jully Black
and Kardinal Offishall
breathing in mold.
Hey, your tasting dinner
is going to go great.
You'll book this album launch party,
and we'll get some cash flow going!
Yeah. Sam did say
it could lead to a bunch
more celebrity gigs.
Eh, we love celebrities.
More importantly, we
love celebrity mun-nay.
- Mun-nay.
- Mun-nay.
- Mun-nay!
- Mun-nay.
What you doing?
Oh. Hey, buddy! Just a little, uh, Tcom.
Taking care of mold.
Shouldn't a professional handle that?
Probably, but we got to save.
Where'd all your shoes
go? Did we get robbed?
Nah. I'm just selling some kicks later.
First the car,
now the shoes.
Dad, are we okay?
What? We're fine.
Think of it as purging with a purpose.
We're totally fine, buddy.
Don't worry for a second.
We are super fine.
You sound like that dog on fire meme.
Eh, you see a dog on fire.
I see a smart dog
saving on heating bills.
So, what's up?
Nothing.
Okay.
Good enough.
Khia, do you need to go to work today?
I could use you in here.
Honestly, I fear Cathy
more than I fear you.
But it's a short shift,
so I'll be back soon.
- You okay?
- Totally.
Just a totally normal dinner tonight.
- No bigs.
- I'm sure they'll love your food.
Okay. Thanks, Leo.
- I mean Khia.
- Oh, Sam's here!
Sorry I'm late. Also,
you have more company.
- What?
- I'll be back with the rest!
- Surprise!
- Oh!
Carol, Danh, Linh! Andrew!
- Smells so good.
- Ah.
Hey! What are you doing here?
- We have news.
- Not again.
Are you dying? You can tell me.
I can take it.
No, I can't! Don't tell me!
- Nothing like that.
- We just need to talk.
Oh, okay. Well, I am setting
up for a very important dinner,
- so, um
- That's okay.
We'll go to the basement.
Wait! But
Boop.
You know I love them,
but Kardi and Jully
are going to be here really soon.
- Yeah. I'll get them out.
- Okay.
We're bringing our a game tonight.
I'm talking vases, charger plates,
this thing.
We're going to book this job,
and we're going to be grooving
at Kardi and Jully's album launch.
Okay, but tonight is
all about the business.
Okay! She's a shark!
- Damn it!
- Hey, hey, hey.
Just breathe.
Jully Black taught me
that on her socials.
Okay. Let me get the big feathers.
What?
No warning? Just popping in now?
What can I say?
I hate texting.
I also hate texting.
Andrew, what happened to the shoes?
Oh, those. Um, they're
just out for cleaning.
That time of year.
So, Carol, that is a
long flight just to talk.
Yes. I had a conference.
And Ba has a rash that
he wanted me to look at.
Ooh, you want to see?
- Stop showing people!
- Later.
Andrew, we want to give you
some of your inheritance early.
I knew it! You're dying!
No! Stop saying that!
We want you to enjoy it
while we're still here.
So, are you getting money, too?
Why does she need money?
- She's a doctor.
- She should buy a husband.
Okay. You know, we should
just stay focused on Andrew.
Wait. Am I getting
the whole inheritance?
Just take the money!
- What is that about?
- I don't know,
but they'll be gone soon.
So, you ready to woo them?
I'll do that. Uh, why don't you
just make sure there's no
fingerprints on anything?
Yeah. You got it. Hey.
Tonight's going to be great.
Yeah. Of course.
Should we go talk to
him? He looks so sad.
Nope. That's your ex's dad.
- Leave it alone.
- But
If you're going to work in
service, you need to know
that everyone's looking
for a free Dr. Phil.
Some people just need to talk.
No. Everyone needs to talk.
That's why you don't get involved.
I'm going to talk to him.
Your funeral, kid.
Thanks, Khia.
Um, what you working on?
- Oh, nothing.
- You can tell me.
My divorce papers.
Oh.
But you know, you've
been seeing other people,
and when I was in Paris,
Lisa was happy with Claude.
- Oh, no!
- Maybe
Here come the waterworks!
No. I mean no. You you're
Why, Lisa? Why?
I I have to go back to work now.
Told you.
Ma, please stop carrying
that much cash in your purse!
Son, you and Camille haven't
had a real job in some time.
Camille is working right now!
You don't believe in us?
Of course we believe in you.
Carol told us you need the money.
We have the money.
Take the money.
How do you know we need money?
Uh uh well
Hey. So, uh, I can
hear you all upstairs.
They're just leaving.
No, we're not.
Kardi's here!
Uh, okay. Maybe just stay down
here and keep quiet? Thanks.
Did anyone bring any food?
Yeah! Rock and roll.
Stop being so stubborn
and take your inheritance!
Hmm. I'll take your
money when you're dead.
Ooh, girl!
- Thanks so much for doing this.
- Of course,
and Jully, so great to finally meet you.
Camille, I already love your vibes.
Kardi's been raving about your food,
but I needed to taste it for myself,
see if it vibes for our event.
Oh, and we are all about vibes.
Now, Camille, our album launch
is quite the exclusive affair.
Our artists friends, tastemakers.
Of course, and, uh, we are
so excited about your collab.
Hey, what's it called?
Caw-Caw!
Um, that's the working title. Yeah.
- But I won rock paper scissors.
- We don't make decisions
using rock paper
scissors anymore, Jason.
Why don't we get started?
Caw-Caw!
You see? It sounds stupid.
You're being a big baby!
You're a big baby.
Stop it! Can you please
just take the money?
You don't understand the strings
that come with mom and dad's money.
It's not that bad!
Because you wanted to be a doctor!
I had to move away and send
home fake enrolment forms
just to get out of
taking business classes!
You think I haven't lied
to mom and dad? It's fun!
And then there's the wedding!
Oh.
Boo-hoo. I'm Andrew,
and Mummy and Daddy paid for my wedding.
They took over!
Mom chose the hall, the
food, the colour scheme.
She even walked us back to
the hotel room that night!
- Ew.
- I vowed
from that point forward to
never take their money again.
Right.
- Andrew, what's going on?
- Ma, I'll get it!
Andrew, did you hear that?
Who is that?
Are we being robbed?
Ba, they wouldn't knock!
- Hey!
- This the right window?
Yeah. Thanks for doing that.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Hope your wife has a nice dinner party.
Thanks. Enjoy.
That was the saddest
thing I've ever seen.
Why? I paid retail for them,
and I flipped them for
500 bucks in profit.
Every bit helps for normal
people, Scrooge McDuck.
You look like a drug dealer!
Ba, don't be so dramatic.
Oh, yeah?
- What is this?
- Uh, that's just a Halloween costume.
Or is it mold protection?
- What? No, Carol.
- Mold?
Gold!
This food is gold, Camille.
It's almost ready.
Caca.
Caw Caw.
They seem tense. I shouldn't
have said "Caw Caw."
Okay. Maybe you should
just go over there
and, like, warm them up.
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'll tell them
when I got kicked out
of Drake's tour bus.
Or when I snuck into Michael
Bublé's dentist appointment.
- Okay. Yeah. Your call.
- Yeah. Okay. Which
- I don't know.
- Okay.
Sorry I'm late.
- Mom, I made Hudson cry.
- Oh, that's great, honey.
Can you just go fill up
that water jug? Thank you.
So, then so, then
So, I'm standing there, right?
And, uh, and I says I go,
"Bublé, enough with
the crooning, you know?
- Let's try some scat."
- Ah, you see?
Now, that's a name: Crooning Crows.
You're just trying to go
back to the Caca, aren't you?
Okay. First up, a papri
chaat amuse-bouche.
So, are your bouches a-moos-ed?
You're too stubborn.
Am I stubborn, or am I right?
It's not my fault that you're broke!
More water?
Money have to make,
money have to spend ♪
From the guilder to
the Yen to the Benjamin ♪
I lived the hood life, I
want to live the good life ♪
With a good wife to
kiss goodnight like mwah ♪
Money can't buy me happiness ♪
You know that I cry ♪
Cry, cry ♪
When you are not there ♪
You know that I cry ♪
Ah!
Oh. Uh, Cathy.
Red bean with tapioca.
Thank you.
- And rum.
- Oh, damn.
That is good.
Right?
So, uh
Is that Lisa's desk?
Yeah. We used to be
partners in life and
business.
I remember.
- Do you want to talk about it?
- Okay. Once I sign,
I get the accounting firm and the house.
She didn't want either.
I think she felt bad for cheating.
And honestly, I thought
I was over it all,
but this is so final.
You know, it It makes me think
about everything that went wrong again.
I been there. My
divorce was super messy.
You were married? I mean,
of course you were married.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry about it. I was young.
And stupid.
And hot.
And so stupid.
You never have my back!
You remember the time
I got dashed overboard
white-water rafting?
- You laughed at me!
- That was 20 years ago,
and it was funny!
The universe had your back.
What's going on downstairs?
Uh, someone must have left
a Vietnamese soap opera on.
They're really intense.
Khia, can you go turn the volume down?
Yep.
So, anyway, you can dip the mini kebabs
in the tamarind hot
sauce or the mint chutney.
So, what do you think?
You know what I think?
Maybe we don't release
the album anymore!
- What? No.
- Fine.
Choclair's been trying to
do a collab with me, anyway!
How dare you bring
Kareem Blake into this?
Go on! See if I care.
If I may, we care.
And so do your fans.
Not that we're not fans also, as well.
Nah. Once the vibes is off,
you have to find a new vibe.
Um I can't seem to
get the volume down.
The the show's a lot
more Intense than we thought.
Oh, wow.
Maybe you should start
dealing drugs, then!
Okay!
I need to check on the
rasgulla. I need a minute.
Hey, have I have I ever
told you guys about the time
that I stole Sean-a Paul's dry cleaning?
That was you?
If you bought the house we wanted,
this wouldn't have happened.
Your money always comes with strings!
That's why I didn't take
it when we bought the house,
and that's why I'm not taking it now!
Ba Noi's not dead?
What about Dr. Yee?
I had the best gums he'd ever seen!
- Andrew!
-
- I believe in her!
- Andrew!
Hey, babe!
I was just talking about you.
- What is going on down here?
- They won't stop trying to give us money.
- Look. The album launch might not happen.
- What? Why?
You made the mini kebabs, right?
No. They might cancel
the event altogether.
Maybe it's not such a bad
idea to take their money.
Camille, you too?
I'm not doing it.
Look. This dinner might not work out,
but something else will.
Or you want me to come up?
I'm so good at reuniting people.
No, it's okay. I will try
to fix the vibe upstairs,
but can you just lock it down out here?
- Yeah.
- Okay? Okay? It's not helping.
- It's not helping!
- Not helping.
Not.
- Ow!
- Ooh! Oops.
Leo!
Hey, ông nôi.
Hey, go, go, go, go, go.
Leo, my sweet boy!
Hey, little man.
Hey, buddy. Were you
in there the whole time?
You bunged up? Or a little,
uh, mind palace situation?
I guess.
Did you hear everything?
I can hear everything!
Hey, sometimes money is stressful,
but you don't need to worry, okay?
Okay.
What's this?
You want to go to dance camp?
No. That's okay.
This is cool! We'll get you in.
It's 800 bucks.
Oh, damn.
Are you sure you don't want to go?
We could figure something out.
It's okay, Dad. I don't want
you selling any more shoes.
Buddy.
You should never worry about that.
But what about the mold?
Yeah, Andrew.
Where is this mold?
It's not down here, is it?
Sure is. It's right here.
Leo, no!
Everyone upstairs!
There's not enough room!
Andrew, stop it!
Hey, man. Rock and roll.
Andrew, what is going on?
The mold is out, but I closed the door.
Everything is fine.
Mold? The good kind?
Or the bad kind?
That's it. I'm done. Yes, we have mold,
the bad kind that we
can't afford to fix,
and yes, I quit my safe job
months ago to start a business!
And my in-laws want to
give us money to help,
but my husband won't
take it! And that's fine,
because I got his back,
and that's what marriage is!
And now, the biggest
clients we've ever had
might fall through because
of vibes, and I don't know
if I can keep doing this!
Camille, can I give you a little advice?
- Yes, please, Jully Black.
- You doing any self-care?
Like sitting in the basement,
eating M&Ms with the lights off
- so no one knows you're there?
- Sometimes,
but more like massages, meditation.
You should look into that, girl.
You know what? It probably didn't help
that me and Jully have been
beefing all night, either.
Well, you know what would help?
Is if you kept the album release.
And hired us to do it.
That part.
You clearly care about
it, and each other.
You fight like siblings.
My sister's the worst.
Hey, what if you do a
track for us, here, now?
Like a little test audience?
Only if you come to my
next step class with me.
- Done.
- Can I come, too?
Here we go. Here we
go. Here we go. Ready?
Three, two, one.
Bam!
- Whoo!
- Boom!
Boo-yah!
- You did it!
- I did it!
Cheers to the end of an era
And the beginning of a new one.
Mm, mother nature's in pain
and the world is on fire ♪
Fire, fire, caw caw, caw caw ♪
You took my notes!
See? It's great!
So, how about it?
We releasing an album?
You done know!
As long as you cater the party.
Oh, we got the job?
We got the job!
I'm just going to get a quick
deposit from you before you forget.
See? What did I tell you?
Camille's crushing it.
We're very happy for you.
But growing a business takes time.
Job-to-job life is hard life.
There's nothing wrong with
wanting to help your son.
Okay. I'll do it.
And this is just a loan.
There will be no strings.
No string. All good, man.
Rock and roll.
Love you.
Don't forget about me when
you're cooking papri chaat
- for the Obamas.
- You'll be my plus one.
Oh!
Hey, thanks for your help today.
Yeah. I'm getting paid, right?
Free labour is a part of
being a kid, kid. Yeah.
Uh, hey, so, since we're all sharing
our emotions and feelings
and all that junk,
I think it's a good time to tell
you that my boyfriend's here.
- What?
- What? Carol's got a boyfriend?
I wonder if it's pet store guy!
Shut up!
Hey!
Nikhil?
So is this weird?
Wait. Is this how you knew
what was going on with us?
Camille, did you tell Nikhil?
No, fool. You told me when you
tried to sell me those Jordans
and asked our Raptors group thread
about cheap mold removal methods.
Yeah. What is said in Raptors chat
is supposed to stay in Raptors chat.
Mold is a silent killer, dude. Come on.
Hey, congratulation, you two!
Just a few more years to give us
- Stop.
- Grandchildren!
Yeah, Carol. You're 15 years behind.
Such a terrible daughter.
- You like that face?
- I love it.
- Hey, Leo.
- I don't like it when you do it.
You do the same face.
Don't tell your dad.