Sailor Moon (1995) s02e06 Episode Script
206 - Kindergarten Chaos
Gomen ne sunao ja nakute yume no naka nara ieru Shikou kairo wa short sunzen ima sugu aitai yo Nakitakunaru you na moonlight denwa mo dekinai midnight Datte junjou dou shiyou heart wa mangekyou Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare Nando mo meguriau Seiza no matataki kazoe uranau koi no yukue Onaji kuni ni umareta no miracle romance Shinjite iru no miracle romance Hey, hey, hey! How dare you target the children who bear the future of the 21 st century?! You can't get away with making us worry about our old age! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! Allan! Why is it always like this?! I'm late again! My name is Artemis.
Artemis, quit stopping my alarm clock! I'm a tomcat who can understand the human language, Artemis, quit stopping my alarm clock! And I also speak it very well.
And I also speak it very well.
What are you looking at? You pervert! And I also speak it very well.
What are you looking at? You pervert! This is my long time partner, Minako Aino, also known as Sailor Venus.
She looks so dependable, but looks can be deceiving.
Shortcut! She should have more hidden powers.
I just wish she were a little more dependable.
Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Move! Move! Outta my way! Looks like I might just make it.
Heavy! Sorry I'm so heavy! Let me go! Hey, hand over that badge! No way! Let me go! Hey! Just give it to us! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, what are you doing?! Shoot! Run! Okay! Unbelievable! You're safe now.
Thank you for saving me.
Oh, you were just faking it? Since you happened to rescue me, can you walk me to the bus stop too? I don't have time for that right now.
I Please take me? Like I said You're so mean! Okay Run! Shiba Kindergarten Shiba Kindergarten Thank you for bringing her all this way.
Shiba Kindergarten Big sis, thank you! Big sis, thank you! You're welcome.
Bye-bye! I can't believe how kids are nowadays.
Minako, I doubt you'll make it to school on time, but do you want to try running anyway? I guess I'll have to run! Oh? Usagi! Oh, Minako! Did you get up late, too? Yeah! As they say, "In spring, one sleeps a sleep that knows no damn!" I think it should be "In spring one sleeps a sleep that knows no dawn!" I suppose they say that, too.
Well, I need to go this way.
Okay, bye-bye! Oh, shoot! You won't believe this, but she's much better than she used to be.
She's such a handful.
I am always late for school! It sucks that I have to stand here even during recess.
I wonder if Minako made it in time? Miss Usagi Your sorrowful eyes are truly bewitching.
Seijuro Now, come into my arms and let us talk of love! Come, Miss Usagi! What are you doing, Seijuro? Oh, just a little exercise.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
Four, two, three, four.
These siblings are weird.
The next energy collecting operation is Please don't change the subject.
What were you thinking?! You just keep on chasing that girl! Please don't misunderstand me.
This is all a part of my plan! I wonder what kind of plan? Anyway, this time around, I've decided to steal younger and fresher energy than before.
Fresh energy There is too! There is not! Then, where is she? There is too! I know Sailor Moon is real! You've never even seen her! That's right! Oh, it's her again.
Looks like she's being bullied again.
Hey, now! You can't do that! Be nice to her.
Oh, it's you.
Don't stick your nose in a kids' fight, old woman! Old woman? If you've got time for something like this, go find a boyfriend or something, old woman! Of course, that'll be hard with your looks! Old woman?! The old womars mad! Honestly! What's wrong with the younger generation these days?! That's why they call you an old woman.
Thank you, big sis.
What were you arguing about? Let's see My name is Mie.
I'm in the Tulip Class at Shiba Kindergarten.
My name is Minako, and this is Artemis.
Nice to meet you, Artemis! Wow! So, you're a fan of Sailor Moon.
Yes! Then, do you also like Sailor Venus? Who's that? Never mind, it's nothing.
Kids are like that.
Can I ask you something? What? Sailor Moon really exists, doesn't she? Well, that's a tough question.
I wonder if she doesn't exist after all? But Mie, you believe that she's real, don't you? Yes.
Then she is real! Believing is what's important.
Minako! Do you know Sailor Moon? Do I know her? I've even met her.
Hey, hey.
Really? That's amazing! Then, can you come to my kindergarten tomorrow and talk to the boys? Because nobody believes me.
No problem! Hey, hey! No problem! Hey, hey! Really? I'll teach those kids to have real childlike innocence! See? If we don't believe in anything now, I think we'll regret it when we become grownups.
What?! Right? What are kids nowadays thinking? But she is kind of cute.
The energy is running out again.
So, who are we going after for energy this time? Fresh energy from young children.
Interesting.
Here, pick a card.
Okay.
Come forth, Gigarus! One, two, buckle my shoe Kari Kindergarten One, two, buckle my shoe Kari Kindergarten Kari Kindergarten Three, four, touch the floor Three, four, touch the floor Five, six, pick up sticks Kari Kindergarten Five, six, pick up sticks Kari Kindergarten Kari Kindergarten Seven, eight, lay them straight Seven, eight, lay them straight Nine, ten, do it all again I'm scared! What is that?! Gigaru! Gigaru! It's wonderful! This is more energy than I expected.
Mysterious Attack on Kindergarten Bus? Mysterious Attack on Kindergarten Bus? It must be them again.
That's terrible, targeting small children! I agree! I can't forgive them! Luna, I've found the next kindergarten that will be targeted! So, where is that kindergarten? Well, the probability is 67%, but I think it's going to be Shiba Kindergarten.
Then, let's infiltrate that kindergarten immediately.
Oh, it hurts! Comic Look, look, everyone! This is so funny! Usagi, good luck! Usagi, we're counting on you! For what? Please fight hard for all of us! So, what is this about?! Shiba Kindergarten Shiba Kindergarten So, Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus really do exist! So, Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus really do exist! I won't believe it until I see them! Me too! Me too! Believing that they exist is what's important! If you keep on believing, you will see them one day! I think you should be more realistic.
Are you going through a hard time or something? Why? Isn't that escapism? What?! It must be nice to be a grown up.
They always push their hardships onto children, while they run off to live in a fantasy world.
Hey, you guys You better knock it off, or even a nice girl like me is going to snap! It's sad that I can't say things the way Usagi does.
She should have just left them alone! Okay, everyone! It's time to go home! Already? That's no fun.
Don't give this young lady a hard time.
Also, I won't be on the bus today.
What?! Excuse me, if you don't mind, I can take the bus in your place.
What? But Yeah! Minako, let's go home together! I guess we have no choice, since our teacher can't come.
We'll let you on the bus, if you really insist on it.
Usagi, that's the bus! Yeah, it looks like it, but Why am I all by myself? You're the only one who can use the transforming pen, remember?! That's true, but everyone else is so cold! Shiba Kindergarten Hurry it up! Shiba Kindergarten Fine! But what should I do if a monster really shows up?! Shiba Kindergarten Usagi! Shiba Kindergarten Okay, okay! Okay, okay! Moon Power! Turn me into a sweet and stylish kindergarten teacher! Bye-bye! Please take care of them.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm a new teacher.
Oh? Usagi? Minako? Go back there and collect more fresh energy! I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, I'm glad you're here, Minako! I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, What's wrong? I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, What's wrong? I can say it in my dreams Did something happen? I can say it in my dreams Yes, but I don't really know yet.
I can say it in my dreams Yes, but I don't really know yet.
My thoughts are about to short circuit, My thoughts are about to short circuit, I want to see you right now Moonlight that makes me want to cry What are they thinking? Moonlight that makes me want to cry Shiba Kindergarten Shiba Kindergarten Next one is What's that?! What is it? Gigaru! So, you've shown up, you monster! Minako, I'm scared! Don't worry.
I'm sure she will come rescue us in this kind of situation.
Who? Your favorite Sailor Moon?! That's right! I'm sure Sailor Moon will be here to rescue us.
Let's go, Artemis! Gigaru! Usagi! Ouch! It's not easy being a super heroine.
Anyway Moon Crystal Power Makeup! Artemis! Gigaru! Oh, I'm scared.
Wait, monster! Stealing energy from the children who bear the future of the 21 st century.
You cannot get away with making us worry about our old age! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! Sailor Moon! She really does exist! Thank you for waiting! Now, come and get me! Gigaru! Will she be okay? Sailor Moon doesn't look that tough.
Yeah I have to help Sailor Moon.
Gigaru! Sailor Moon! Crescent Beam! Gigaru! Sailor Venus! That's Sailor Venus?! She's so cool! Are you okay? Yeah, somehow.
Gigaru! That's impossible! Crescent Beam didn't work?! Gigaru! Crescent Beam! Gigaru! Sailor Venus! Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus! Don't give up! How How can we beat it? Gigaru! Sailor Venus! Sir Moonlight Knight! Once you pass though the tunnel of despair, you will see the garden of hope.
You can overcome any kind of difficulty.
Believe in yourself.
Believe in myself? You already have a strong ally who believes in you.
Go, Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus, you can do it! Go, Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus, you can do it! Go, Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus, you can do it! These children have taught me just how important it is to believe! I will protect the children! Gigaru! Crescent Gigaru! Beam Shower! Gigaru! Do it now, Sailor Moon! Okay! Moon Princess Elimination! Gigaru! Cleansing! Wow! They did it! Excellent! You showed us the importance of believing in ourselves.
Adieu.
Crescent Beam Shower That's right.
It's one of the hidden powers you possess.
That was great! Maybe we owe it to them.
Yeah! Yeah! You're right.
I think I do owe it to those kids.
Let's go.
Everyone is waiting.
Yeah! Minako, wasrt Sailor Moon great? Yes, she was! You know, both Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus were great! I think I'm becoming a Sailor Venus fan.
And, and Donna pinch no toki mo zettai akiramenai Sou yo sore ga karen na otome no policy ltsuka honto ni deau daiji na hito no tame ni Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no Tsun to itai mune no oku de Koi ga mezameru wa Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne Dakara kitto ririshiku Naritai mono ni naru yo ne Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne Dakedo kitto ririshiku
Artemis, quit stopping my alarm clock! I'm a tomcat who can understand the human language, Artemis, quit stopping my alarm clock! And I also speak it very well.
And I also speak it very well.
What are you looking at? You pervert! And I also speak it very well.
What are you looking at? You pervert! This is my long time partner, Minako Aino, also known as Sailor Venus.
She looks so dependable, but looks can be deceiving.
Shortcut! She should have more hidden powers.
I just wish she were a little more dependable.
Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Targeted Kindergarten Kids! Venus' Great Performance Move! Move! Outta my way! Looks like I might just make it.
Heavy! Sorry I'm so heavy! Let me go! Hey, hand over that badge! No way! Let me go! Hey! Just give it to us! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hey, what are you doing?! Shoot! Run! Okay! Unbelievable! You're safe now.
Thank you for saving me.
Oh, you were just faking it? Since you happened to rescue me, can you walk me to the bus stop too? I don't have time for that right now.
I Please take me? Like I said You're so mean! Okay Run! Shiba Kindergarten Shiba Kindergarten Thank you for bringing her all this way.
Shiba Kindergarten Big sis, thank you! Big sis, thank you! You're welcome.
Bye-bye! I can't believe how kids are nowadays.
Minako, I doubt you'll make it to school on time, but do you want to try running anyway? I guess I'll have to run! Oh? Usagi! Oh, Minako! Did you get up late, too? Yeah! As they say, "In spring, one sleeps a sleep that knows no damn!" I think it should be "In spring one sleeps a sleep that knows no dawn!" I suppose they say that, too.
Well, I need to go this way.
Okay, bye-bye! Oh, shoot! You won't believe this, but she's much better than she used to be.
She's such a handful.
I am always late for school! It sucks that I have to stand here even during recess.
I wonder if Minako made it in time? Miss Usagi Your sorrowful eyes are truly bewitching.
Seijuro Now, come into my arms and let us talk of love! Come, Miss Usagi! What are you doing, Seijuro? Oh, just a little exercise.
One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four.
Three, two, three, four.
Four, two, three, four.
These siblings are weird.
The next energy collecting operation is Please don't change the subject.
What were you thinking?! You just keep on chasing that girl! Please don't misunderstand me.
This is all a part of my plan! I wonder what kind of plan? Anyway, this time around, I've decided to steal younger and fresher energy than before.
Fresh energy There is too! There is not! Then, where is she? There is too! I know Sailor Moon is real! You've never even seen her! That's right! Oh, it's her again.
Looks like she's being bullied again.
Hey, now! You can't do that! Be nice to her.
Oh, it's you.
Don't stick your nose in a kids' fight, old woman! Old woman? If you've got time for something like this, go find a boyfriend or something, old woman! Of course, that'll be hard with your looks! Old woman?! The old womars mad! Honestly! What's wrong with the younger generation these days?! That's why they call you an old woman.
Thank you, big sis.
What were you arguing about? Let's see My name is Mie.
I'm in the Tulip Class at Shiba Kindergarten.
My name is Minako, and this is Artemis.
Nice to meet you, Artemis! Wow! So, you're a fan of Sailor Moon.
Yes! Then, do you also like Sailor Venus? Who's that? Never mind, it's nothing.
Kids are like that.
Can I ask you something? What? Sailor Moon really exists, doesn't she? Well, that's a tough question.
I wonder if she doesn't exist after all? But Mie, you believe that she's real, don't you? Yes.
Then she is real! Believing is what's important.
Minako! Do you know Sailor Moon? Do I know her? I've even met her.
Hey, hey.
Really? That's amazing! Then, can you come to my kindergarten tomorrow and talk to the boys? Because nobody believes me.
No problem! Hey, hey! No problem! Hey, hey! Really? I'll teach those kids to have real childlike innocence! See? If we don't believe in anything now, I think we'll regret it when we become grownups.
What?! Right? What are kids nowadays thinking? But she is kind of cute.
The energy is running out again.
So, who are we going after for energy this time? Fresh energy from young children.
Interesting.
Here, pick a card.
Okay.
Come forth, Gigarus! One, two, buckle my shoe Kari Kindergarten One, two, buckle my shoe Kari Kindergarten Kari Kindergarten Three, four, touch the floor Three, four, touch the floor Five, six, pick up sticks Kari Kindergarten Five, six, pick up sticks Kari Kindergarten Kari Kindergarten Seven, eight, lay them straight Seven, eight, lay them straight Nine, ten, do it all again I'm scared! What is that?! Gigaru! Gigaru! It's wonderful! This is more energy than I expected.
Mysterious Attack on Kindergarten Bus? Mysterious Attack on Kindergarten Bus? It must be them again.
That's terrible, targeting small children! I agree! I can't forgive them! Luna, I've found the next kindergarten that will be targeted! So, where is that kindergarten? Well, the probability is 67%, but I think it's going to be Shiba Kindergarten.
Then, let's infiltrate that kindergarten immediately.
Oh, it hurts! Comic Look, look, everyone! This is so funny! Usagi, good luck! Usagi, we're counting on you! For what? Please fight hard for all of us! So, what is this about?! Shiba Kindergarten Shiba Kindergarten So, Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus really do exist! So, Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus really do exist! I won't believe it until I see them! Me too! Me too! Believing that they exist is what's important! If you keep on believing, you will see them one day! I think you should be more realistic.
Are you going through a hard time or something? Why? Isn't that escapism? What?! It must be nice to be a grown up.
They always push their hardships onto children, while they run off to live in a fantasy world.
Hey, you guys You better knock it off, or even a nice girl like me is going to snap! It's sad that I can't say things the way Usagi does.
She should have just left them alone! Okay, everyone! It's time to go home! Already? That's no fun.
Don't give this young lady a hard time.
Also, I won't be on the bus today.
What?! Excuse me, if you don't mind, I can take the bus in your place.
What? But Yeah! Minako, let's go home together! I guess we have no choice, since our teacher can't come.
We'll let you on the bus, if you really insist on it.
Usagi, that's the bus! Yeah, it looks like it, but Why am I all by myself? You're the only one who can use the transforming pen, remember?! That's true, but everyone else is so cold! Shiba Kindergarten Hurry it up! Shiba Kindergarten Fine! But what should I do if a monster really shows up?! Shiba Kindergarten Usagi! Shiba Kindergarten Okay, okay! Okay, okay! Moon Power! Turn me into a sweet and stylish kindergarten teacher! Bye-bye! Please take care of them.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I'm a new teacher.
Oh? Usagi? Minako? Go back there and collect more fresh energy! I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, I'm glad you're here, Minako! I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, What's wrong? I'm sorry I'm not straightforward, What's wrong? I can say it in my dreams Did something happen? I can say it in my dreams Yes, but I don't really know yet.
I can say it in my dreams Yes, but I don't really know yet.
My thoughts are about to short circuit, My thoughts are about to short circuit, I want to see you right now Moonlight that makes me want to cry What are they thinking? Moonlight that makes me want to cry Shiba Kindergarten Shiba Kindergarten Next one is What's that?! What is it? Gigaru! So, you've shown up, you monster! Minako, I'm scared! Don't worry.
I'm sure she will come rescue us in this kind of situation.
Who? Your favorite Sailor Moon?! That's right! I'm sure Sailor Moon will be here to rescue us.
Let's go, Artemis! Gigaru! Usagi! Ouch! It's not easy being a super heroine.
Anyway Moon Crystal Power Makeup! Artemis! Gigaru! Oh, I'm scared.
Wait, monster! Stealing energy from the children who bear the future of the 21 st century.
You cannot get away with making us worry about our old age! In the name of the moon, I will punish you! Sailor Moon! She really does exist! Thank you for waiting! Now, come and get me! Gigaru! Will she be okay? Sailor Moon doesn't look that tough.
Yeah I have to help Sailor Moon.
Gigaru! Sailor Moon! Crescent Beam! Gigaru! Sailor Venus! That's Sailor Venus?! She's so cool! Are you okay? Yeah, somehow.
Gigaru! That's impossible! Crescent Beam didn't work?! Gigaru! Crescent Beam! Gigaru! Sailor Venus! Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus! Don't give up! How How can we beat it? Gigaru! Sailor Venus! Sir Moonlight Knight! Once you pass though the tunnel of despair, you will see the garden of hope.
You can overcome any kind of difficulty.
Believe in yourself.
Believe in myself? You already have a strong ally who believes in you.
Go, Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus, you can do it! Go, Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus, you can do it! Go, Sailor Moon! Sailor Venus, you can do it! These children have taught me just how important it is to believe! I will protect the children! Gigaru! Crescent Gigaru! Beam Shower! Gigaru! Do it now, Sailor Moon! Okay! Moon Princess Elimination! Gigaru! Cleansing! Wow! They did it! Excellent! You showed us the importance of believing in ourselves.
Adieu.
Crescent Beam Shower That's right.
It's one of the hidden powers you possess.
That was great! Maybe we owe it to them.
Yeah! Yeah! You're right.
I think I do owe it to those kids.
Let's go.
Everyone is waiting.
Yeah! Minako, wasrt Sailor Moon great? Yes, she was! You know, both Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus were great! I think I'm becoming a Sailor Venus fan.
And, and Donna pinch no toki mo zettai akiramenai Sou yo sore ga karen na otome no policy ltsuka honto ni deau daiji na hito no tame ni Kao o agete tobikonde yuku no Tsun to itai mune no oku de Koi ga mezameru wa Kowai mono nanka nai yo ne Tokimeku hou ga ii yo ne Ooki na yume ga aru yo ne Dakara kitto ririshiku Naritai mono ni naru yo ne Ganbaru hito ga ii yo ne Namida mo tama ni aru yo ne Dakedo kitto ririshiku