Sexify (2021) s02e06 Episode Script

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Isn't it funny how the symbol of the
manliest manly group is a scarf?
Maybe. However, you won't find more guys
per square foot anywhere else.
Then I guess we should test out
our new gizmo.
Listen up, gentlemen!
30 minutes before the start of the game.
We would like to invite you to test our
new application, Sexiguy,
an app which will definitely make your
sex life better! Let's hear it for sex!
I'm 24 years old,
and I still haven't been with someone.
But I really was hoping
that I would do it with him.
Male-female relationships, I mean, damn.
I wasn't high profile
when I was in school, so to speak.
I don't get why he'd give up.
It just doesn't make sense. I mean,
problems are there to be solved, right?
Don't you think you should be talking to
well, the girls on this type of thing?
I'm embarrassed.
We're making an app for sex, you know?
And I can't figure out
what turns my boyfriend on.
Oh! Rafał!
The focus group is talking now.
Gentlemen, what you have just witnessed
is the newest version of the Sexiguy app.
The algorithms learn things about you,
you answer questions,
and depending on the answers,
it leads you to have better sex.
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I can't wait to hear what you all think.
So then, who's first?
All right, listen up!
Half-time is the perfect time
to check how our app works,
which takes men into a new dimension
of mature and intimate relations.
Hello, sir.
Wouldn't you like to have better sex?
No, thanks. Some of my friends
talked with you earlier.
And what did they say?
I feel
that Sexiguy is a revolutionary app.
It seems
that not one of you picked that one.
I would like to know why you didn't.
The app is for sex, so why would it ask,
"How are you feeling?"
What is this? An app that's for sex
or a text from my mom?
What is missing, in my opinion,
is the information to tell us
by what percentage
this app will make my sex life better.
Thirty percent? Forty percent?
Wasn't this an app that is supposed to
enlarge?
Sorry, enlarge?
Asking for a friend, of course.
I don't need such things.
I just need to give a woman a look.
And that'll bring her straight to orgasm.
All right.
So,
none of you, gentlemen,
after testing the app,
would be interested in downloading this
onto your smartphone?
It's
boring.
Unnecessary.
- The app's boring and unnecessary, huh?
- Natalia!
Or maybe you're the unnecessary and
boring one!
Do not touch me!
Waste of time?
Did you forget that you're here
to watch people kick balls around?
Seems like you're the ones wasting time.
We throw diamonds at your feet
and instead of looking down,
you're just checking
if your penis has gotten bigger.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?!
- Natalia.
I don't know why
you don't want help from us!
Well
I can't say I
understand you either.
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Fuck off, Fuck off, Fuck off!
Se-xi-fy!
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Se-xi-fy!
Fuck off! Fuck off,
fuck off, fuck off! Se-xi-fy!
Fuck off! Fuck off,
fuck off, fuck off! Se-xi-fy!
Fuck off! Fuck off, fuck off,
fuck off! Se-xi-fy!
Fuck off!
Listen up.
What's important is that we've made
the app for men that we wanted, right?
Too bad the men don't want it.
We have to work on the user experience.
You think this is funny?
Actually, yeah.
I'm just amused by what you did
with the popular
and generally well-liked app,
Sexiguy Men by Rafał.
You guys decided
to stuff it full of all this mumbo jumbo
and now you're all acting surprised
that nobody wants to use it.
Mumbo jumbo?
- It's an expression.
- Said by who?
- Everyone?
- Well I never have.
Rafał.
Have you even used the new app yet?
No
Mm-hmm.
However, the results
of the user experience is enough for me.
We should go back to the original Sexiguy.
The original Sexiguy is garbage.
By cavemen. For cavemen.
We're never gonna bring it back.
All right.
So what now?
The most important thing
is that Małgorzata doesn't find out.
We need a plan. We have to figure out
what we're going to do.
We were just about to call you.
I assumed as much.
Just like the girls said,
the user experience,
it's the only thing
we have left to iron out.
The app's doing great, except for that.
It's smart now.
It's doing great because it's smart.
Can you finish in five days?
Well actually, um, that's the one thing.
We need time. It isn't ready yet.
A little more.
A little more?
Thirty days.
I'll tell you what we'll do.
I'll give you 31 days.
Are you serious?
I've waited this long. I can wait longer.
After all, Rome wasn't built in a day.
But I'd like
for you to use your additional day
to take some time off to rest.
Are you serious?
Well, if you think it's a bad idea,
I can always change my mind.
No, that's wonderful.
I just want to say thank you.
The car is waiting for you downstairs.
Maksymilian?
Hi, Rafał.
Take a seat, please.
Sit down.
Do they serve coffee in this place?
What? I don't know.
So, why is it that we're meeting here
instead of at the office?
Listen up, Maks.
I'm sure that you have got to be tired
of having to put up with Małgorzata.
I think that we should make
our own start-up with only guys.
By men. For men.
Without any mumbo jumbo.
Mumbo jumbo?
Yeah, it's an expression.
The important thing is,
is that I have a base of clients already
and you have the business know-how.
Rafał, I have to remind you
that you sold your client base
along with the rest of the app.
We need to figure it out on the double.
On the double?
Or on the sly.
Rafał, you are a criminal genius.
You see? You and I,
we can do great things.
Maks.
We don't need those women.
Mm.
How can you be sure that we, you and I,
will make such a great team?
Because you and I are the same, Maks.
We're always second.
In the background at every female whim,
but we can be so much more.
Besides, I like your style.
Well, that's some food for thought, Rafał.
It sure is.
- I'll tell you what we'll do.
- Alright.
- You will go back to the office
- Uh-huh.
and today, you will do all you can
to make this new app better.
- Okay.
- Tomorrow, you'll do the same thing.
Yeah.
And the same the day after, and the
day after, and the day after that one.
All right, and what is it you'll be doing?
In the meantime, I'll be watching you
just to make sure you're doing
everything you can for the project.
Because if it turns out
something is wrong,
a single line of code is off,
if there is a period in the wrong place,
if I find out we're out of paper towels
in the restroom,
I will know that you are behind it.
And you'll be held responsible.
No one else.
That clear?
Yeah, crystal clear.
I'm 25 years old now
and it won't get hard.
And how are you feeling
knowing that others know
about your problem?
I feel betrayed
and naked.
Have you had a talk with Natalia?
Ask her why she felt the need
to talk about it with others?
No.
Not yet.
Hey, um,
I know that I just kind of disappeared,
but I'm back now, so
So, if you would wanna talk, then
I want that too.
So, um,
that's it. See ya,
Guys,
I feel like I shouldn't be here right now.
- All right, stop it, we're here now.
- Don't you think this is a little weird?
- Are you the Dębska party?
- Yes.
Hammam is at your disposal.
They're unseasoned.
- Just like you asked.
- Thank you.
Enjoy your meal.
Thank you.
So, Sexify.
Mm-hmm.
I have to tell you Maks,
I've had a lot to think over
on the project these last few days.
Those girls keep one busy.
Yes, I'm aware.
Unprofessional.
That's what I thought at first.
But the more time I watch them,
the more I get the feeling
that the labels I try to apply to them
don't really fit.
Nothing can stop them.
Even though
they're running in untied shoes.
They have a certain strength in them.
One I've never seen before.
Mm
Sorry, you were saying?
I just wanted your opinion is all.
You speak so highly of them.
But the dumplings, they're amazing, right?
Oh Polish cuisine.
Top 10, definitely.
You want a sandwich?
I've got beetroot. It's your favorite.
I'm sorry, but I'm not hungry today.
Is everything all right?
I'm having problems at work.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm Is there any way I could help you?
I'm sorry, but not really.
I can't even help myself.
Suddenly,
if I don't fix everything in there,
then I'm finished.
The company as well.
Really? The company?
From the outside, it all looks great.
Such a nice office.
- And the workers are cool.
- Oh, stop.
- Cool
- Yeah, cool.
Actually, I don't even know what it is
that you all do in there.
Get this.
Optimizing the male orgasm.
Stupid, isn't it?
Nah, I don't think so.
You know, I thought maybe I could, um,
maybe I could help you.
Marie, what's going on?
How can I help you?
You mean, how can I help you?
I'm the boss here.
I don't think so.
Excuse me?
The lady told me not to let anyone in
that looked a little too, uh,
professional.
Fucking hell.
I'll call you back, hold on.
- Are you going to tell me why?
- Some coffee? Tea?
With cyanide? No, I'm good.
What is this about, huh?
What it's always about.
- The good of the company.
- The good of the company?
You see, Monika.
I've noticed for a while now
your ideas are a detriment to the company.
I, um, I can't allow that to continue.
This whole ordeal
with the men's app is just
It was a show of incompetence on your end.
Including shutting down the app
without consulting me about it.
So we will launch Sexify and Sexiguy
using the older versions
when they debut at the Warsaw Web Summit.
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Sexiguy is toxic and harmful filth,
and you know it.
But you don't care, do you?
We don't agree to the debut.
And that's why you don't work here.
Neither you, Natalia, or Paulina.
What?
Fucking great.
That's amazing female empowerment
on your part, really.
Women rule, huh? Let's go, ladies!
Do you really think I got where I am today
simply due to some kind of charm
or innate female intuition?
Oh sweetie, capital knows no gender.
If you want to mean something
in their world,
you have to play their game.
Then you might do something for women.
Who told you about our testing results?
Monika
Mm
Why'd you tell her about the results?
How could I have not told her?
You could've given me a heads-up,
don't you think?
Monika
I understand your plan. Really, I do.
However, Małgorzata's is better.
Hey, um,
I know that I just kind of
disappeared, but I'm back now, so
So if you'd like to
talk, I
I want that too.
Jeez, did somebody die?
- Hey.
- Why aren't we at the office?
Because we don't work there.
Małgorzata took over the company,
and she'll more than likely use the option
to buy out our shares for peanuts.
Is it even possible
to buy out our shares for peanuts?
Yeah, it is.
Because we didn't achieve the goals
we set out in our contract.
Wait, hold on, Monika.
There has to be a way out of this
because she's not a majority shareholder.
That's right. We are. The three of us.
I already sold her my shares a while ago.
What?
Why though?
So that we could buy fucking Sexiguy.
Fuck me. What have you done?
I did what had to be done then.
You know I told you it was a bad idea
to bring in an outsider
from the very beginning.
That's right, you did.
Małgorzata conned us.
But we were the ones who fucked up.
We?
The one at fault is you.
Without my money,
there would be no company.
You're wrong. There would be no company
without my idea and work.
I don't know if there would be a company
without me.
- I do know I've got nothing else.
- The one who's got nothing would be me.
You've got Adam.
And I'll lose everything.
- Schooling, my place
- Stop thinking only of yourself!
Since you and Mariusz split up,
you've been doing nothing else.
Yeah?
Does that include
hooking up with random guys
just to fulfill your ambitions?
Because those were your ambitions,
not mine.
Making an app for men was your idea.
And we can be angry at Małgorzata,
however, the truth is
we don't know how to create this app.
Hello, Mom.
Mom!
Fuck.
Thanks for coming down.
I really wanted to talk.
I always thought
our private issues were private.
But I only told Jabba and Krynicki.
I swear, I told no one else.
It's just feels
well, it feels like
you took it and you made our problem
into a business idea.
Things like that
make it hard to feel like your partner.
The app for guys was Paulina's idea, okay?
People really underappreciate
saffron milk caps.
They act like they're trash,
and I like them.
What about parasol mushrooms?
A parasol mushroom
is a mushroom unto itself.
- Oh, right.
- A parasol fried with onion.
I tell you, I could eat that all day long.
Easily.
But
Oh.
Meet my daughter, Paulinka.
- She's an artist.
- Hmm.
Aldona Gałuszka, nice to meet you.
Good evening.
What's going on here?
We were just having a bit of tea.
Hello, Dad.
Neither of you is home,
and I need to get in.
We're in Rhodes! I'm with Mom.
Super, and right now,
I am locked out of your house
and I need a place to stay.
Listen, it's amazing here. Amazing!
Dad.
I really need a place to stay.
And
And if you would be able
to wire some money, I would
I'd be grateful.
It really doesn't matter now.
Because the thing is
I have no desire to be a guinea pig.
For anyone. And that's including you.
All of what you're saying
is so damn unfair.
I have never treated you that way.
I never would purposefully.
Well
that's how it turned out.
You know what,
I I don't want pity or anything here.
I've really never had an easy life.
- I know.
- Don't interrupt me.
And it made me stronger.
I learned to face
my problems and solve them.
That's what I programmed myself to do.
Except I have my limits too.
And I feel like I deserve not having
to carry everything on my own shoulders
because it's too much.
Yeah, you're right.
It's too much.
I'm sorry, but you have to leave now.
Paulinka,
what are you talking about?
Uh, did I do something?
He's got a wife.
You're sitting with a man who is married.
- But we're splitting up.
- Oh, yeah?
You said she was your animal
a few days ago, didn't you?
And you said I had to move forward.
I am so confused right now.
What's this animal?
I was helped by the guru.
You were there.
- He woke the bear.
- What bear is that?
Yes, Dad, but I was wrong.
- You were wrong?
- Yes, on everything.
About changing colleges
and the whole app for men thing.
- About what?
- I'm still confused about the bear.
And, of course,
now I'm dragging you into this shit storm.
Paulinka, language.
Don't say that. Language.
Well, I fucked up, Dad.
And now everything's gone.
Sexify is gone. I have nowhere to live.
I have no education. I've got nothing.
I managed to drive both myself
and the company into a fucking ditch.
I couldn't make it, Dad.
You there?
Hey!
Hello?
Hello? Sweetie?
I I can't hear anything!
Could you repeat that?
Listen, I'm here with Kubicki.
Remember him?
Everyone's dancing.
I'm sorry.
Do you need a lift?
Where are you living?
Actually, that's
a very good question.
Monika, if I somehow let you down,
I'm sorry.
I don't need apologies.
You know what?
Congratulations on breaking the rules
and letting me in.
I don't have a card.
Today, I will be making progress,
mixing business with pleasure.
And together, we shall orgasm
and we will save my career
at this company.
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Let's do this!