Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) s02e06 Episode Script
Target: April O'Neil
2x06 - Target: April O'Neil So, daughter, not only do you disobey my orders in my absence your petty scheme failed miserably.
It was those stupid Footbots.
They couldn't keep up with the turtles.
But one good thing the Kraang have been upgrading them, so Hear me, Karai.
You will have no more dealings with the Kraang until I return.
Understood, father.
Wait for my command, and do not defy me again.
The consequences would be unfortunate.
Not bad.
How soon until it's online? By Kraang's calculations, nine Earth hour units before Nine hours? I want to test it on someone now! And I've got the perfect target, too April O'Neil.
Is there a problem with that? Kraang sees no foreseeable problem, - one called Karai.
- Good.
Now, let's speed up the process.
You don't want to keep the Shredder waiting, now, do you? Teenage mutant ninja turtles Here we go, it's the lean green ninja team on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings can't stop these radical dudes the secret of the ooze made the chosen few emerge from the shadows to make their move the good guys win and the bad guys lose.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell, turtle power! I know you're following me.
Come out so I can see you! Donnie? Funny us both passing through this shady back alley at the same exact time, huh? So, um, h-how have you been? Oh, you know, the usual.
Homework, chess club, dealing with a father who turned into a homicidal mutant bat.
April, it wasn't completely our fault.
- But I'm sorry that - Not as sorry as I am! I want to be left alone, Donnie.
No more talking mutants in my life.
I never want to see you again! April? Some things are just beyond our control.
Huh? Unleash mighty super robo mecha laser-force energy blast now! Hmm, why not laughter and merriment, Princess, eh? You have all forgotten my glorious royal birthday, Dr.
Blip.
I am hurt beyond all recognition.
I never want to speak to you agaaaaain! Princess Zeeeeee! Whoa, dude.
This show, like, totally paradoxes your life.
Kinda owie in the corazon.
That means heart.
It's "parallels", and it does not, okay? It's just a cartoon.
Besides, the Princess has quit the team, like, 27 times.
She always comes back.
Yeah, but let's face reality.
April's gone for good.
We'll probably never see her again.
I'll be in my lab.
Oh, no.
The Kraang communicator.
How long's it been going off? Guys, we have a problem! From what I could translate from the orb, it seems the Kraang are building some kind of advanced heavy weaponry.
Any guess what it could be? Ooh! Lasers disguised as burritos! - Yes! It all makes sense now.
- It does make sense.
You have the brain of an avocado! All right, guys, stay focused.
We find the weapon, and we destroy it.
And then we get mexican pizza.
Red? - Ah, I miss a study session again? - No, I'm just here to hang out.
With the infamous Casey Jones? Unless you only like me for my trigonometry.
So what's your deal? Never see you hanging out with anybody.
- Antisocial much? - Not really.
I-I had four really close friends.
- I don't talk to them anymore.
- It happens.
Me and my best friend Nick were up against tromatown in last year's playoffs, right? He came up behind me just as I was about to sink the winning goal, and wham! Smacked his helmet straight off.
Swollen face, split lip my best friend since second grade.
Never spoke to me again.
Oh, but it's not like you meant it.
Right.
Some stuff is just beyond our control.
Give me a sec to grab my gear.
We can get something to eat.
Pizza.
Donnie.
Foot soldiers? Uh, didn't you guys use to be human? Yo! If there's one thing Casey Jones has, - it's crackerjack timing.
- Casey, run! What, so you get all the fun? I got 'em! You go! No, I got 'em.
You go! Cross checking.
Two minutes.
High sticking.
It ain't a penalty if they deserve it, right? Wah! You got some rink rage, Red.
You should see me play ping-pong.
So you owe these guys money or something? Or something.
Casey, just go.
I didn't mean to get you into this.
Are you kidding me? Do you know what this is? This is Casey Jones versus evil robo ninjas.
Coolest freakin' thing in the universe! Goongalla! Hey, Footbots! You want me? Come and get me! April! Nice.
Now the fight's fair.
Eat this! She's traveling North on the rooftops.
Move.
There's our entry point.
We just need a distraction.
Dude, I got the best plan! Why do I feel slightly nauseated? Check it out.
I been practicing.
Kraang, creatures known as rabbits have infiltrated Kraang's lab.
No, Kraang, clearly a small but obese pachyderm has breached Kraang's security.
Kraang are both wrong.
It is a belly dancer wearing what is known as a flamenco dress.
Wow, Mikey, you've got mad shadow puppetry skills.
Like a turtle do.
I'm guessing we just found the secret weapon.
All right, Donnie, we need you to shut that thing down.
No problem.
Dude, you're vibrating.
It's April! Ahem.
Hi, this is Donay Diner Dono Dano Dinomi Donnie, remember how you said sometimes things are out of our control? You were right.
Aah! Things are really out of control right now! She needs me, guys.
I gotta go! Hold on, April! I'll be right there! Donnie, we need your help.
He ditched us? Alerting of one known as the intruder.
Turtles, attack! Wrist shot, slap shot! You might want to get that looked at.
One-zip.
Home ice leads.
Who's next? Come get some.
Fine, you want a fight? Donnie! - Ugh, took you long enough.
- I'm sorry.
I had to figure out your coordinates with the T-Phone Karai.
Well, I was hoping for all the turtles to see this.
But I guess one's good enough.
Your rat master took away someone I cared about.
So I'm returning the favor.
Whoa, that thing is awesome! In an evil kind of way.
Um, guys, giant freaking robo-ninja just finished charging.
You don't look so tough.
Mikey! Let me go! Subroutine program taking over.
Target April O'Neil located.
It's going after April! Come on! Too awesome! Whoa, whoa! - Stay away from April! - Footbots, keep the turtle busy.
This is between us girls.
Hyah-huh! Your skills are weak, April.
I've had years of training.
- Oh! - You talk too much.
You're not gonna touch her! Um, Donnie, I'm thinking retreat.
Like my new little toy? Robot, eliminate the girl.
Let me go! System override.
Do not destroy April O'Neil.
- Capture for the Kraang.
- What? Threat detected.
Eliminate threat.
- You okay? - For once, I'm actually glad the Kraang want to kidnap me.
Left, Leo! I'm getting a signal! Oh, yeah! Firing manhole covers! Eat it, Chrome dome! Aw, I just waxed her, too.
Dude, I so want plasma chucks.
Donnie, can you hook a turtle up? Guy, I think I know how we can take that thing down.
- Oh, are you on this team? - Yeah, way to ditch us, dude.
- Pffft! - Go easy on him, guys.
If it wasn't for Donnie, I would have ugh! I don't need that stupid robot to finish you.
- April! - I'll help April.
- You guys take down - Chrome dome! Error, error, attach - It's over, Karai.
- For now.
Whoa.
Can I keep it? Can I keep it?! - That wasn't too difficult.
- You all right? Easy does it, April.
It's over now.
I just need to catch my breath.
Thanks, guys.
I just wanted to say Oh, my gosh! I forgot about Casey! That's what she wanted to say? And that is how you play hockey.
Casey! Are you okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Of course I am.
Hey! - Whoa, steady there, Red.
- Oh.
Hey, guys.
- April.
- You're back! What up? Hmm, it is very good to see you, April.
I missed you, Master Splinter.
I hope we can start training again soon.
Of course.
Whenever you wish.
I never got a chance to tell you guys that I'm sorry for everything.
You're sorry? But we were the ones that screwed up.
It was an accident, and more importantly, you're my friends.
I don't ever want to hold a grudge ever again.
You da best, April.
To mark this day, I offer you the slice of eternal reunion.
It has lint and dead bugs all over it! I know.
I just found it under my bed.
It's eternal.
Mm, good.
Thanks, Donnie, for always being there, even when I didn't want you to be.
Huh? Hmm.
Ah! So awesome I love being a turtle!
It was those stupid Footbots.
They couldn't keep up with the turtles.
But one good thing the Kraang have been upgrading them, so Hear me, Karai.
You will have no more dealings with the Kraang until I return.
Understood, father.
Wait for my command, and do not defy me again.
The consequences would be unfortunate.
Not bad.
How soon until it's online? By Kraang's calculations, nine Earth hour units before Nine hours? I want to test it on someone now! And I've got the perfect target, too April O'Neil.
Is there a problem with that? Kraang sees no foreseeable problem, - one called Karai.
- Good.
Now, let's speed up the process.
You don't want to keep the Shredder waiting, now, do you? Teenage mutant ninja turtles Here we go, it's the lean green ninja team on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings can't stop these radical dudes the secret of the ooze made the chosen few emerge from the shadows to make their move the good guys win and the bad guys lose.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles teenage mutant ninja turtles heroes in a half shell, turtle power! I know you're following me.
Come out so I can see you! Donnie? Funny us both passing through this shady back alley at the same exact time, huh? So, um, h-how have you been? Oh, you know, the usual.
Homework, chess club, dealing with a father who turned into a homicidal mutant bat.
April, it wasn't completely our fault.
- But I'm sorry that - Not as sorry as I am! I want to be left alone, Donnie.
No more talking mutants in my life.
I never want to see you again! April? Some things are just beyond our control.
Huh? Unleash mighty super robo mecha laser-force energy blast now! Hmm, why not laughter and merriment, Princess, eh? You have all forgotten my glorious royal birthday, Dr.
Blip.
I am hurt beyond all recognition.
I never want to speak to you agaaaaain! Princess Zeeeeee! Whoa, dude.
This show, like, totally paradoxes your life.
Kinda owie in the corazon.
That means heart.
It's "parallels", and it does not, okay? It's just a cartoon.
Besides, the Princess has quit the team, like, 27 times.
She always comes back.
Yeah, but let's face reality.
April's gone for good.
We'll probably never see her again.
I'll be in my lab.
Oh, no.
The Kraang communicator.
How long's it been going off? Guys, we have a problem! From what I could translate from the orb, it seems the Kraang are building some kind of advanced heavy weaponry.
Any guess what it could be? Ooh! Lasers disguised as burritos! - Yes! It all makes sense now.
- It does make sense.
You have the brain of an avocado! All right, guys, stay focused.
We find the weapon, and we destroy it.
And then we get mexican pizza.
Red? - Ah, I miss a study session again? - No, I'm just here to hang out.
With the infamous Casey Jones? Unless you only like me for my trigonometry.
So what's your deal? Never see you hanging out with anybody.
- Antisocial much? - Not really.
I-I had four really close friends.
- I don't talk to them anymore.
- It happens.
Me and my best friend Nick were up against tromatown in last year's playoffs, right? He came up behind me just as I was about to sink the winning goal, and wham! Smacked his helmet straight off.
Swollen face, split lip my best friend since second grade.
Never spoke to me again.
Oh, but it's not like you meant it.
Right.
Some stuff is just beyond our control.
Give me a sec to grab my gear.
We can get something to eat.
Pizza.
Donnie.
Foot soldiers? Uh, didn't you guys use to be human? Yo! If there's one thing Casey Jones has, - it's crackerjack timing.
- Casey, run! What, so you get all the fun? I got 'em! You go! No, I got 'em.
You go! Cross checking.
Two minutes.
High sticking.
It ain't a penalty if they deserve it, right? Wah! You got some rink rage, Red.
You should see me play ping-pong.
So you owe these guys money or something? Or something.
Casey, just go.
I didn't mean to get you into this.
Are you kidding me? Do you know what this is? This is Casey Jones versus evil robo ninjas.
Coolest freakin' thing in the universe! Goongalla! Hey, Footbots! You want me? Come and get me! April! Nice.
Now the fight's fair.
Eat this! She's traveling North on the rooftops.
Move.
There's our entry point.
We just need a distraction.
Dude, I got the best plan! Why do I feel slightly nauseated? Check it out.
I been practicing.
Kraang, creatures known as rabbits have infiltrated Kraang's lab.
No, Kraang, clearly a small but obese pachyderm has breached Kraang's security.
Kraang are both wrong.
It is a belly dancer wearing what is known as a flamenco dress.
Wow, Mikey, you've got mad shadow puppetry skills.
Like a turtle do.
I'm guessing we just found the secret weapon.
All right, Donnie, we need you to shut that thing down.
No problem.
Dude, you're vibrating.
It's April! Ahem.
Hi, this is Donay Diner Dono Dano Dinomi Donnie, remember how you said sometimes things are out of our control? You were right.
Aah! Things are really out of control right now! She needs me, guys.
I gotta go! Hold on, April! I'll be right there! Donnie, we need your help.
He ditched us? Alerting of one known as the intruder.
Turtles, attack! Wrist shot, slap shot! You might want to get that looked at.
One-zip.
Home ice leads.
Who's next? Come get some.
Fine, you want a fight? Donnie! - Ugh, took you long enough.
- I'm sorry.
I had to figure out your coordinates with the T-Phone Karai.
Well, I was hoping for all the turtles to see this.
But I guess one's good enough.
Your rat master took away someone I cared about.
So I'm returning the favor.
Whoa, that thing is awesome! In an evil kind of way.
Um, guys, giant freaking robo-ninja just finished charging.
You don't look so tough.
Mikey! Let me go! Subroutine program taking over.
Target April O'Neil located.
It's going after April! Come on! Too awesome! Whoa, whoa! - Stay away from April! - Footbots, keep the turtle busy.
This is between us girls.
Hyah-huh! Your skills are weak, April.
I've had years of training.
- Oh! - You talk too much.
You're not gonna touch her! Um, Donnie, I'm thinking retreat.
Like my new little toy? Robot, eliminate the girl.
Let me go! System override.
Do not destroy April O'Neil.
- Capture for the Kraang.
- What? Threat detected.
Eliminate threat.
- You okay? - For once, I'm actually glad the Kraang want to kidnap me.
Left, Leo! I'm getting a signal! Oh, yeah! Firing manhole covers! Eat it, Chrome dome! Aw, I just waxed her, too.
Dude, I so want plasma chucks.
Donnie, can you hook a turtle up? Guy, I think I know how we can take that thing down.
- Oh, are you on this team? - Yeah, way to ditch us, dude.
- Pffft! - Go easy on him, guys.
If it wasn't for Donnie, I would have ugh! I don't need that stupid robot to finish you.
- April! - I'll help April.
- You guys take down - Chrome dome! Error, error, attach - It's over, Karai.
- For now.
Whoa.
Can I keep it? Can I keep it?! - That wasn't too difficult.
- You all right? Easy does it, April.
It's over now.
I just need to catch my breath.
Thanks, guys.
I just wanted to say Oh, my gosh! I forgot about Casey! That's what she wanted to say? And that is how you play hockey.
Casey! Are you okay? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Of course I am.
Hey! - Whoa, steady there, Red.
- Oh.
Hey, guys.
- April.
- You're back! What up? Hmm, it is very good to see you, April.
I missed you, Master Splinter.
I hope we can start training again soon.
Of course.
Whenever you wish.
I never got a chance to tell you guys that I'm sorry for everything.
You're sorry? But we were the ones that screwed up.
It was an accident, and more importantly, you're my friends.
I don't ever want to hold a grudge ever again.
You da best, April.
To mark this day, I offer you the slice of eternal reunion.
It has lint and dead bugs all over it! I know.
I just found it under my bed.
It's eternal.
Mm, good.
Thanks, Donnie, for always being there, even when I didn't want you to be.
Huh? Hmm.
Ah! So awesome I love being a turtle!