The Daily Life of the Immortal King (2020) s02e06 Episode Script
The Internet Is Not a Lawless Paradise
1
Who else
isn't following this series?
GEOMETRY TYCOON: SHE'S CUTE.
ACE OF FACTION 59: HERE I AM.
BROKEN PENCIL: GIFTS COMING.
Hello. Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to Little Fairy Fox Suda's
livestream room.
Today, I received a parcel
from a fellow cultivation practitioner.
His name is Li Chao.
Thank you, Li Chao, my friend.
Now, let me open the parcel
and have a look.
What is this?
The tongue
of the Heavenly Hound. Medicine?
Fairy Fox,
how is your master's illness now?
Thank you, Li Chao.
On behalf of my master,
I appreciate your great kindness.
He is still in the ICU, unconscious.
But I believe,
with your miraculous medicine,
my master will recover.
I'll do all I can
to help solve your difficulties.
I don't know
how I can repay your kindness.
If you don't mind,
could we have a voice chat?
ONE PAWN: SHE'S NICE TO EVERY FAN
BE EXQUISITE,
BOTH INTELLECTUALLY AND MARTIALLY
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
I'm grateful to all of you,
top predecessors of humans,
for coming out of your retreat
to this gathering.
What happened
that made you summon us
10,000-year-old chaps?
The total value of the world's
spiritual force has dropped to 4,7.
A spiritual force crisis is developing.
That is what happened last year.
You interrupted my retreat just for that?
You took me wrong, sir.
Due to the drop in spiritual force,
the shell of the human world
has become very fragile.
We have detected many infiltrates
to the human world of demon spies
through the spatial crack.
That's easy.
We can build a wall to strengthen it.
I can revive the spiritual force
and make the human race great again.
Aren't the demon's intentions
clear enough?
They have had their greedy eyes
on the human world for a long time.
A war is about to break out.
That is fake news.
Nobody knows the demon race
more than I do.
You idiot. We human race
mustn't just sit here and do nothing.
We must take initiative moves
against the demon race.
Dear sirs, we don't know the coordinates
of the Demon World yet.
If we start an expedition
into the crack now,
we will end up getting lost
in the spatial storms.
It doesn't matter.
We can seize a demon and ask about it.
That will do the trick.
If you are willing
to involve yourself in this,
I'm sure the demons will not act rashly.
Now that you say so,
we are in no position to say more.
Why have they gone offline?
Wang Ling.
Wang Ling!
Stop your voice chat.
What's wrong?
Something is happening.
Chen Chao's father is punishing him
at the school gate.
Excuse us.
Evil son. Why have you dropped
to the foundation phase?
Father, growing up,
I have always adhered to your guidance
to offer my help whenever someone
is in need.
By chance,
I came to know this fellow practitioner.
Her master was badly injured
and was unconscious.
She is now doing livestreams
to raise money to save her master.
So you gave your spiritual force
to this witch as a reward?
Yes, my lord father.
As the old saying goes,
doing good is good,
whatever the intention is.
You did this for someone
who is in urgent need.
I'm happy that you have followed
our family precepts.
Take your phone back.
Yes, my lord father.
One more thing, son.
Do you happen to know where our family's
Tongue of the Heavenly Hound is?
-Well
-In return
for the Tongue of the Heavenly Hound
that Li Chao gave me,
I will have a live chat with him
this afternoon.
Father, I can explain.
Son of a bitch.
You took it to reward the witch.
What an evil son. I'm going to kill you!
Fairy Fox.
If I see you watching a livestream again,
I'll punish you
according to our family law.
What's wrong with Chen Chao?
Why did he go down one phase
after watching a livestream?
We are in the 729G era now.
Spiritual energy
can be transmitted over the Internet.
Therefore, livestreaming has a function
to reward with spiritual force.
It's fine to give rewards,
but not to such extremes.
This is witchcraft.
Witchcraft?
In ancient times, demons would transform
into beauties to seduce passers-by.
The victims' essence
would be sucked up gradually,
leaving their bodies weak and disabled.
I guess Chen Chao is bewitched
by this online black magic.
You know so much, Xiaoyu.
Not at all.
I'm just interested
in these extracurricular arts.
He will be all right. Chen Chao's phone
was severed by his father anyway.
He should have learned a lesson.
COMPUTER ROOM, HAHAHA
COMPUTER ROOM
Welcome back to the livestream room,
Li Chao.
Why did you suddenly go offline?
Some minor incidents occurred.
Nothing much.
Chen Chao is hopeless.
Is it a demon that's doing the livestream?
Most probably.
Is there any way to crack her witchcraft?
The most direct way
is in vitro primordial spirit.
The primordial spirit wanders
into cyberspace,
finds the demon's livestream room,
and interrupts the black magic.
This, however, would need someone
from the Golden Pill Phase or higher.
A cultivator of even higher phases can
enter cyberspace with his physical body.
No need to bother with that.
Blowing up
the demon's livestream room will do it.
How lovely! What is it?
It's my digital spiritual beast,
Trojan Horse.
I've been feeding it for years.
It's finally time to use it.
All I need to do is type in the address
of the livestream room.
NEW TAB, FAVORITES, BILIBILI
Go, Trojan Horse!
MALICIOUS TROJAN FOUND,
IMMEDIATE REMOVAL RECOMMENDED
A pearl shines, whatever its size.
FIGHT, FORGIVE, ACTION, PROPS
Trojan Horse.
THE LIVESTREAMER IS ON A BREAK
It's about time.
Li Chao, are you still there?
We can start the voice chat now.
I'm coming!
He's finished.
He's almost as thin as a mummy.
-If his father sees him like this
-Wang Ling.
Thank you.
Sun Rong, Little Wise Guy's Mind Game.
Of course.
We can use that trick to save Chen Chao.
What's that?
An ancient art of seduction
that Mr. Wang taught us last semester.
I tried it on Chen Chao
and it worked miraculously.
You mean you want to fight fire with fire,
seduction against seduction?
That's right.
Li Chao, you are so young.
Have you started working?
I'm 18, a senior high school student.
Chen Chao, have some soda.
Thank you.
Is that your girlfriend, Li Chao?
No. We just go to the same school,
that's all.
Don't misunderstand, Fairy Fox.
"We just go to the same school"?
Sun Rong, all preconditions are met.
This is our chance.
Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world.
SUN
Warning!
Target 250 lost.
Popularity value dropping.
SUN
Go back home, Chen Chao.
We care so much about you.
Sun Rong, you are right.
Fairy Fox, I'm going offline.
Hurry up and go back home then, Chaochao.
This is the first time in my life
that I had a voice chat with a fan,
with my benefactor
who is trying to help my master.
This is the most pleasant afternoon
I've had in my life.
What is she trying to do?
I had hoped that the pleasure
could last longer,
but my benefactor
is going offline so soon.
ME, YOUR UNCLE: I'M STILL HERE.
I know it's because
I'm a streamer of low popularity.
Returning your gifts,
I can't help my tears dropping.
How hateful it is
not to have met you sooner.
This is bad.
He can't hold out much longer.
Chen Chao, come back to your senses.
Don't be seduced by a demon!
Li Chao, don't leave me.
SUN
SUN
SUN
Ms. Sun, behave yourself.
My plan is going well.
A few more harvests
and I'll have enough spiritual force.
I must recover your physical body, master.
Thank you, Chaochao, for your gift,
four-spirit-powered mini television sets.
What shall we do now?
Sun Rong fell for it too.
What a sin!
When I was young,
I was as confused by passions as he is.
I was as stubborn as he is.
The 10,000-year-old
Tongue of the Heavenly Hound
is a token of love my wife gave me
when I was dating her.
Now I understand.
Chen Chao's humble genes
were passed down from his fath
Good or evil will always be repaid.
Karma is inevitable.
What evil has my family done
to be trapped in this endless cycle?
Mr. Chen.
It seems that you understand Chen Chao.
I appreciate the Governor reward
that Chaochao gave me.
This evil karma.
I will put an end to it personally today.
Fairy Fox.
Chaochao.
CHEN
Fairy Fox, where are you?
My evil son,
come back home with me.
What? Do you dare to go against me?
Father,
I'm going to another dimension.
What is Chen Chao doing?
In vitro primordial spirit.
It can't be.
It's a skill that only someone
from the Golden Pill Phase can master.
Evil son, what are you up to?
Why is there no response?
This is bad. Chen Chao's primordial spirit
is now in cyberspace
and his physical body is offline.
What is left behind
is just the shell of his body.
Fairy Fox,
I'm coming.
Now that I've collected
one million spiritual forces,
I can finally remove my disguise.
Fairy Fox.
I'm here.
Is this Fairy Fox's room?
No.
This is not Fairy Fox's stream room.
What is this place?
This is indeed Fairy Fox's stream room.
Don't you recognize it?
Who are you?
I turned off the beauty mode
and you don't recognize me.
No.
Wake up, son!
It's no use, Mr. Chen.
Chen Chao is offline.
Tell me, how do I get online?
Don't make it worse, Mr. Chen.
Do you have the address
of the stream room?
What do you want to do, Wang Ling?
Are you in the mood to watch a livestream?
I suggest you save your efforts.
A primordial spirit
is unable to attack a physical body.
Be nice. Come into this energy can
and become a spiritual force.
I'm in a state of primordial spirit.
You are also unable to attack me.
Are you sure?
Don't come any closer!
Come into the can.
Chen Chao. Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
-Isn't she
-Can you hear me?
-I'll take along the primordial spirit
-Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
of this descendent of Sun.
Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
-Help me!
-Chen Chao!
Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
Chen Chao!
My son!
Recently, Master Zhuo Yi
from the Cultivation Cruise Department
cracked an Internet fraud case
with a huge amount involved.
Armored Cruisers searched
the suspect's residence
and found a great number of energy storage
containers that haven't been transported.
We have recovered the spiritual force
that was conned,
but the culprits are still at large.
We hope that Internet users
have more security awareness
and stay away from Internet fraud.
We now bring you breaking economic news.
According to the latest news
from the Huaxiu Agency,
the long-standing
Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
has just announced its bankruptcy.
The petitioner,
the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
is unable to discharge its matured debts.
Its assets are not enough
to cover its matured debts.
Statutory bankruptcy conditions are met
and the group
is declared bankrupt according to law.
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
Subtitle translation by: Li Xiaofei
Who else
isn't following this series?
GEOMETRY TYCOON: SHE'S CUTE.
ACE OF FACTION 59: HERE I AM.
BROKEN PENCIL: GIFTS COMING.
Hello. Good evening, everyone.
Welcome to Little Fairy Fox Suda's
livestream room.
Today, I received a parcel
from a fellow cultivation practitioner.
His name is Li Chao.
Thank you, Li Chao, my friend.
Now, let me open the parcel
and have a look.
What is this?
The tongue
of the Heavenly Hound. Medicine?
Fairy Fox,
how is your master's illness now?
Thank you, Li Chao.
On behalf of my master,
I appreciate your great kindness.
He is still in the ICU, unconscious.
But I believe,
with your miraculous medicine,
my master will recover.
I'll do all I can
to help solve your difficulties.
I don't know
how I can repay your kindness.
If you don't mind,
could we have a voice chat?
ONE PAWN: SHE'S NICE TO EVERY FAN
BE EXQUISITE,
BOTH INTELLECTUALLY AND MARTIALLY
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
I'm grateful to all of you,
top predecessors of humans,
for coming out of your retreat
to this gathering.
What happened
that made you summon us
10,000-year-old chaps?
The total value of the world's
spiritual force has dropped to 4,7.
A spiritual force crisis is developing.
That is what happened last year.
You interrupted my retreat just for that?
You took me wrong, sir.
Due to the drop in spiritual force,
the shell of the human world
has become very fragile.
We have detected many infiltrates
to the human world of demon spies
through the spatial crack.
That's easy.
We can build a wall to strengthen it.
I can revive the spiritual force
and make the human race great again.
Aren't the demon's intentions
clear enough?
They have had their greedy eyes
on the human world for a long time.
A war is about to break out.
That is fake news.
Nobody knows the demon race
more than I do.
You idiot. We human race
mustn't just sit here and do nothing.
We must take initiative moves
against the demon race.
Dear sirs, we don't know the coordinates
of the Demon World yet.
If we start an expedition
into the crack now,
we will end up getting lost
in the spatial storms.
It doesn't matter.
We can seize a demon and ask about it.
That will do the trick.
If you are willing
to involve yourself in this,
I'm sure the demons will not act rashly.
Now that you say so,
we are in no position to say more.
Why have they gone offline?
Wang Ling.
Wang Ling!
Stop your voice chat.
What's wrong?
Something is happening.
Chen Chao's father is punishing him
at the school gate.
Excuse us.
Evil son. Why have you dropped
to the foundation phase?
Father, growing up,
I have always adhered to your guidance
to offer my help whenever someone
is in need.
By chance,
I came to know this fellow practitioner.
Her master was badly injured
and was unconscious.
She is now doing livestreams
to raise money to save her master.
So you gave your spiritual force
to this witch as a reward?
Yes, my lord father.
As the old saying goes,
doing good is good,
whatever the intention is.
You did this for someone
who is in urgent need.
I'm happy that you have followed
our family precepts.
Take your phone back.
Yes, my lord father.
One more thing, son.
Do you happen to know where our family's
Tongue of the Heavenly Hound is?
-Well
-In return
for the Tongue of the Heavenly Hound
that Li Chao gave me,
I will have a live chat with him
this afternoon.
Father, I can explain.
Son of a bitch.
You took it to reward the witch.
What an evil son. I'm going to kill you!
Fairy Fox.
If I see you watching a livestream again,
I'll punish you
according to our family law.
What's wrong with Chen Chao?
Why did he go down one phase
after watching a livestream?
We are in the 729G era now.
Spiritual energy
can be transmitted over the Internet.
Therefore, livestreaming has a function
to reward with spiritual force.
It's fine to give rewards,
but not to such extremes.
This is witchcraft.
Witchcraft?
In ancient times, demons would transform
into beauties to seduce passers-by.
The victims' essence
would be sucked up gradually,
leaving their bodies weak and disabled.
I guess Chen Chao is bewitched
by this online black magic.
You know so much, Xiaoyu.
Not at all.
I'm just interested
in these extracurricular arts.
He will be all right. Chen Chao's phone
was severed by his father anyway.
He should have learned a lesson.
COMPUTER ROOM, HAHAHA
COMPUTER ROOM
Welcome back to the livestream room,
Li Chao.
Why did you suddenly go offline?
Some minor incidents occurred.
Nothing much.
Chen Chao is hopeless.
Is it a demon that's doing the livestream?
Most probably.
Is there any way to crack her witchcraft?
The most direct way
is in vitro primordial spirit.
The primordial spirit wanders
into cyberspace,
finds the demon's livestream room,
and interrupts the black magic.
This, however, would need someone
from the Golden Pill Phase or higher.
A cultivator of even higher phases can
enter cyberspace with his physical body.
No need to bother with that.
Blowing up
the demon's livestream room will do it.
How lovely! What is it?
It's my digital spiritual beast,
Trojan Horse.
I've been feeding it for years.
It's finally time to use it.
All I need to do is type in the address
of the livestream room.
NEW TAB, FAVORITES, BILIBILI
Go, Trojan Horse!
MALICIOUS TROJAN FOUND,
IMMEDIATE REMOVAL RECOMMENDED
A pearl shines, whatever its size.
FIGHT, FORGIVE, ACTION, PROPS
Trojan Horse.
THE LIVESTREAMER IS ON A BREAK
It's about time.
Li Chao, are you still there?
We can start the voice chat now.
I'm coming!
He's finished.
He's almost as thin as a mummy.
-If his father sees him like this
-Wang Ling.
Thank you.
Sun Rong, Little Wise Guy's Mind Game.
Of course.
We can use that trick to save Chen Chao.
What's that?
An ancient art of seduction
that Mr. Wang taught us last semester.
I tried it on Chen Chao
and it worked miraculously.
You mean you want to fight fire with fire,
seduction against seduction?
That's right.
Li Chao, you are so young.
Have you started working?
I'm 18, a senior high school student.
Chen Chao, have some soda.
Thank you.
Is that your girlfriend, Li Chao?
No. We just go to the same school,
that's all.
Don't misunderstand, Fairy Fox.
"We just go to the same school"?
Sun Rong, all preconditions are met.
This is our chance.
Not giving the tiniest part of me
to benefit the world.
SUN
Warning!
Target 250 lost.
Popularity value dropping.
SUN
Go back home, Chen Chao.
We care so much about you.
Sun Rong, you are right.
Fairy Fox, I'm going offline.
Hurry up and go back home then, Chaochao.
This is the first time in my life
that I had a voice chat with a fan,
with my benefactor
who is trying to help my master.
This is the most pleasant afternoon
I've had in my life.
What is she trying to do?
I had hoped that the pleasure
could last longer,
but my benefactor
is going offline so soon.
ME, YOUR UNCLE: I'M STILL HERE.
I know it's because
I'm a streamer of low popularity.
Returning your gifts,
I can't help my tears dropping.
How hateful it is
not to have met you sooner.
This is bad.
He can't hold out much longer.
Chen Chao, come back to your senses.
Don't be seduced by a demon!
Li Chao, don't leave me.
SUN
SUN
SUN
Ms. Sun, behave yourself.
My plan is going well.
A few more harvests
and I'll have enough spiritual force.
I must recover your physical body, master.
Thank you, Chaochao, for your gift,
four-spirit-powered mini television sets.
What shall we do now?
Sun Rong fell for it too.
What a sin!
When I was young,
I was as confused by passions as he is.
I was as stubborn as he is.
The 10,000-year-old
Tongue of the Heavenly Hound
is a token of love my wife gave me
when I was dating her.
Now I understand.
Chen Chao's humble genes
were passed down from his fath
Good or evil will always be repaid.
Karma is inevitable.
What evil has my family done
to be trapped in this endless cycle?
Mr. Chen.
It seems that you understand Chen Chao.
I appreciate the Governor reward
that Chaochao gave me.
This evil karma.
I will put an end to it personally today.
Fairy Fox.
Chaochao.
CHEN
Fairy Fox, where are you?
My evil son,
come back home with me.
What? Do you dare to go against me?
Father,
I'm going to another dimension.
What is Chen Chao doing?
In vitro primordial spirit.
It can't be.
It's a skill that only someone
from the Golden Pill Phase can master.
Evil son, what are you up to?
Why is there no response?
This is bad. Chen Chao's primordial spirit
is now in cyberspace
and his physical body is offline.
What is left behind
is just the shell of his body.
Fairy Fox,
I'm coming.
Now that I've collected
one million spiritual forces,
I can finally remove my disguise.
Fairy Fox.
I'm here.
Is this Fairy Fox's room?
No.
This is not Fairy Fox's stream room.
What is this place?
This is indeed Fairy Fox's stream room.
Don't you recognize it?
Who are you?
I turned off the beauty mode
and you don't recognize me.
No.
Wake up, son!
It's no use, Mr. Chen.
Chen Chao is offline.
Tell me, how do I get online?
Don't make it worse, Mr. Chen.
Do you have the address
of the stream room?
What do you want to do, Wang Ling?
Are you in the mood to watch a livestream?
I suggest you save your efforts.
A primordial spirit
is unable to attack a physical body.
Be nice. Come into this energy can
and become a spiritual force.
I'm in a state of primordial spirit.
You are also unable to attack me.
Are you sure?
Don't come any closer!
Come into the can.
Chen Chao. Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
-Isn't she
-Can you hear me?
-I'll take along the primordial spirit
-Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
of this descendent of Sun.
Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
-Help me!
-Chen Chao!
Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
Chen Chao!
My son!
Recently, Master Zhuo Yi
from the Cultivation Cruise Department
cracked an Internet fraud case
with a huge amount involved.
Armored Cruisers searched
the suspect's residence
and found a great number of energy storage
containers that haven't been transported.
We have recovered the spiritual force
that was conned,
but the culprits are still at large.
We hope that Internet users
have more security awareness
and stay away from Internet fraud.
We now bring you breaking economic news.
According to the latest news
from the Huaxiu Agency,
the long-standing
Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
has just announced its bankruptcy.
The petitioner,
the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
is unable to discharge its matured debts.
Its assets are not enough
to cover its matured debts.
Statutory bankruptcy conditions are met
and the group
is declared bankrupt according to law.
ADAPTED FROM THE DAILY LIFE
OF THE IMMORTAL KING BY KU XUAN
FROM QIDIAN WEBSITE
OF CHINA LITERATURE
Subtitle translation by: Li Xiaofei