The Starter Wife (2008) s02e06 Episode Script

BEFORE WE CAN HAVE SEX AGAIN? I AM GONNA SURPRISE DEVON IN HIS HOTEL ROOM.
I DON'T NEED ANY DISTRACTIONS.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M BAD MOJO? HOW'SBLOOD CANAL? RESHOOTS ARE GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING.
THE MOVIE IS GOING TO THE DUBAI FILM FESTIVAL.
TA-DA.
WIFE GOES ON-- THERE'S SOME GREAT DIALOGUE.
BUT IT'S A FIRST DRAFT.
I KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT GREAT.
YOU MUST BE RODNEY.
MEET MY GIRL, LOLA.
FELIX? BABY, YOU'RE IN HERE? IT'S LOLA.
NOW GET IN THE CLOSET.
YOU MUST REALLY HATE DAVID SHEA.
DAVID SHEA IS NO HERO, TRUST ME.
YOU JUST WANT HIM ALL TO YOURSELF.
YOU TWO DESERVE EACH OTHER.
WORLD CRUISE? 100 PORTS IN SIX MONTHS.
YOU KNOW, A BETTER ANNIVERSARY GIFT-- MAKING LOVE TO YOUR WIFE.
YOUR SCRIPT-- IT'S FANTASTIC.
SOMEONE WILL BUY IT.
HELLO, MOLLY WELL, HELLO, MOLLY IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG I'M STILL IN NEGOTIATIONS.
YOU'RE LOOKING SWELL, MOLLY WE CAN TELL, MOLLY I'M STILL GROWIN', I'M STILL CROWIN' I'M STILL GOING STRONG WE FEEL THE ROOM SWAYIN' AND THE BAND PLAYIN' ONE OF YOUR OLD FAVORITE SONGS FROM WAY BACK WHEN SO GOLLY GEE, FELLAS FIND ME AN EMPTY KNEE, FELLAS MOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY MOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY MOLLY WILL NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN HELLO? MOLLY? HELLO? MOLLY? ARE YOU THERE? KENNY.
WHAT PAR OF, "CALL JADEN DURINGHERWAKING HOURS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THE TIME DIFFERENCE.
YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
I KNOW.
BLOOD CANAL SCREENED HUGE! I AM THE TOAS OF THE DUBAI FILM FESTIVAL.
CONGRATULATIONS.
I'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS, TOO.
YEAH? SCREEN CLASSICS IS IN NEGOTIATIONS TO BUY MY SCRIPT.
REALLY? YEAH.
HEY,MAZEL TOV.
THA-- OH, I-- I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THA TOO LOUDLY IN THIS COUNTRY.
DID YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO READ IT? OF COURSE.
IF I HAD KNOWN THAT YOU WERE THAT TALENTED, I NEVER WOULD'VE DIVORCED YOU.
IF I HAD KNOWN, I NEVER WOULD'VE MARRIED YOU.
GOT YOUR VEST BACK.
CONGRATS.
THANK YOU.
HAPPY TO BE BACK IN ORANGE.
THE STARTING GATE TRAFFIC-SAFETY VES IS A PRIVILEGE, AN HONOR, A BEACON OF SAFETY TO THE CHILDREN OF STARTING GATE AND BEYOND.
IT'S ALSO POLYESTER, DROWNS OUT MY COMPLEXION, AND THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO BE WEARING WHEN YOU SEE YOUR SECRET BOYFRIEND AND HIS INCREDIBLY HIGH-POWERED AGENT EX-WIFE.
HEY, MOLLY.
HI.
WE WERE JUS AT A PARENT-TEACHER CONFERENCE.
UM, JOLIE, YOU KNOW MOLLY KAGAN.
CHOKE AND DIE.
TALKING TO NBC.
LATER.
CONGRATS ONWIFE GOES ON.
I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF.
I HAVE TO THANK ZACH.
HE WAS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO INSPIRED ME TO FINISH IT.
ZACH'S BEEN KNOWN TO INSPIRE A LOT OF THINGS IN PEOPLE.
SKYLAR'S BIRTHDAY PARTY-- SATURDAY, 1:00.
DON'T FORGET THE PI?ATA.
OH, AND AS OF THIS MORNING, SKYLAR WANTED A PURPLE-WINGED DRAGON PIG.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
GOOD LUCK TO YOU, TOO.
THANKS.
OW! KILLER GRIP.
SHE JUST TOLD ME HER BOYFRIEND MOVED IN WITH HER THIS WEEK-- JEFF.
REALLY? YOU LOOK HOT.
I AM HOT.
COULD BE THE VEST-- DOESN'T BREATHE.
I WANT TO KISS YOU.
NOT QUITE READY TO BE BACK IN HEAR OF THE GOSSIP WEB UH-HUH.
PLUS, IF AND WHEN WE DECIDE TO GO PUBLIC, WE SHOULD FILL OUR KIDS IN FIRST.
WE COULD TELL THEM LATER ON THEIR PLAY DATE.
LET'S HOLD OFF AND SEE WHERE WE ARE IN A MONTH OR SO.
REMEMBER WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HIDE YOUR SEX LIFE FROM YOUR PARENTS? OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
CONSIDER YOURSELF KISSED.
IN TWO WEEKS, I'M CHASING JAMES BOND OVER THE ROOFTOPS IN MOROCCO.
COME WITH ME.
SO I CAN WATCH YOU SLIP AND BREAK YOUR NECK? HOLD ON.
THAT DOES HAVE A CERTAIN APPEAL.
THERE YOU GO AGAIN, CUTTING ME OFF AT THE KNEES.
PERHAPS YOU'RE JUS PROTECTING YOURSELF.
YOU MEAN YOU ACTUALLY LISTENED IN THERAPY? WELL, SOMETHING HAD TO SINK IN BESIDES THE CHLORINATED WATER.
ANYWAY, I'M GRADUATING TOMORROW, SO THE POWERS THAT BE MUST THINK I'M ALL BETTER-- A REGULAR WARD CLEAVER.
WARD CLEAVER DIDN'T MAKE A JOKE OUT OF EVERYTHING.
HE NAMED HIS KID BEAVER.
GO FOR THE JOKE-- NO DEFENSE THERE.
COME ON, JOANIE.
WE'LL CLIMB MOUNTAINS, RIDE ZEBRA, HUNT WILD BOAR.
GET SERIOUS.
IF YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE TO ME.
YOU'VE GO BEAUTIFUL HANDS.
ALL RIGHT, NOW I'LL SAY SOMETHING SERIOUS.
COME WITH ME.
YOU'RE REPEATING YOURSELF.
YOU DIDN'T SAY NO.
VERYLAST SAMURAI MEETS JAPANESE-STYLE HIBACHI STEAKHOUSE.
WHAT? THIS ROOM SCREAMS MEDITATIVE LUXURY.
THAT BED FRAME IS FROM THE CONIFEROUS RAIN FOREST OF TAIWAN.
I KNOW WHAT I SEE.
I SEE DOG UGLY.
WELL, TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT THE CLIENT.
YES, I AM, IF I'M LIVING HERE.
SINCE WHEN? SINCE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
WELL, IN ANY EVENT, I'M GONNA DO WHAT FELIX AND I DECIDED.
WELL, I JUST SPOKE TO FELIX 30 MINUTES AGO, AND HE SAID, "BABY, DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
" I THOUGHT HE WAS UNREACHABLE BECAUSE OF THE ISLAND STORMS.
YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT THE DECORATING, HMM? UNTIL FELIX IS BACK FROM HIS SHOOT, I'M IN CHARGE.
WE'RE RIPPING THIS WHOLE THING OUT.
WE'RE RIPPING THIS WHOLE THING OUT.
THAT'S TERRIBLE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
I'M GONNA CHEW THEM, MASH THEM TO A PULP, AND BUILD US A NEW SWEAT LODGE.
GARY, I NEED YOU TO SHIP ROBIN'S THINGS TO HER HOME.
HAS ROBIN LEFT? YESTERDAY.
BUT SHE HASN'T FINISHED HER TIME.
DESTINIES ISN'T A PRISON.
I CAN'T KEEP THEM HERE AGAINST THEIR WILL.
I THINK THIS ONE MIGHT'VE BEEN MY FAULT.
DID YOU TELL HER TO GO? SUPPLY HER WITH ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL? NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHOICES THEY MAKE.
WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR OWN.
YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NUMBER OF ENVELOPES I'M WASTING? HELLO.
YEAH, THIS IS JOAN MCALLISTER FROM DESTINIES.
UM, IS ROBIN THERE? OKAY, WELL, UM JUST TELL HER I CALLED AND YEAH, JUST TELL HER I CALLED.
THANKS.
THIS ISN'T AS MUCH FUN AS I THOUGHT IT'D BE.
YEAH, I WAS KIND OF HOPING TO FORGE THAT DEVON BLEW THE PLAYOFFS SINCE NOBODY ELSE IN THIS TOWN WILL.
BESIDES US, BUT WE DON'T KNOW THE SCORE.
OR ANYONE'S STATS.
HA, LISTEN TO YOU.
THAT'S WHA THEY CALL THEM.
WELL, MY STATS ARE IN THE TOILET, AND I'M IN THE DEEP FREEZE.
I SAY WE DUMP THE CHARDONNAY AND HIT THE BLOODY MARYS.
UH, I THOUGHT VIRGIN.
THAT WAS MY AGENT.
MY DEAL SHOULD CLOSE TOMORROW.
OH, GREAT.
HMM.
OKAY.
SO, THREE BLOODY MARYS AND ONE VIRGIN.
YOU'RE BUZZING.
OH, I'LL GET IT.
"FROM DAVID S.
, 'JOANIE, I CAN STILL TASTE YOUR-- '" EXCUSE ME.
DAVID S.
? WHAT IS I THAT DAVID SHEA CAN STILL TASTE, JOANIE? NOTHING.
TASTE YOUR DISGUS FOR THE FACT THAT HE BASICALLY CALLED ME A PERVERT? GIVE HER A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
THERE'S NOTHING TO EXPLAIN.
YOU KNOW WHY I DID IT.
I DON'T.
WHY DIDN' YOU TELL ME? BECAUSE SHE BROKE HER PROMISE.
GOD, JOAN.
OH, MR.
GAY PRIDE HIMSELF, SCREWING FELIX SOEL, THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE OF THEM ALL.
FELIX SOEL IS GAY? NICE WORK.
I'VE LOS MY APPETITE.
GOOD NIGHT, MOLLY, LIZ.
SO WE'RE DOWN TO TWO BLOODY MARYS AND ONE VIRGIN.
CURSE MY IRISH GENES.
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
YOU KNOW, I'M IN NO MOOD TO BE JUDGED.
MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN DRINKS.
WOW, I JUST CAME OVER TO GE MY MIND OFF MY OWN TROUBLES.
IT WORKED.
STOP LETTING YOURSELF INTO MY HOUSE.
THE KEY IS FOR EMERGENCIES.
WE HAVE TO TALK.
I AM TALKING.
WE'RE DIVORCED.
WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER ANYMORE.
SO, WHEN YOU RETURN TO L.
A.
, YOU SHOULD TAKE A CAB BACK TOYOURHOUSE.
FINE.
YOU CAN'T SELL YOUR SCRIPT, MOLLY, NOT TO SCREEN CLASSICS, NOT TO ANYONE.
I ASKED MY ATTORNEY TO PU AN INJUNCTION ONWIFE GOES ON.
WHAT?! I HAVE A LOT OF COMPANIES INTERESTED INMYMOVIE, OKAY? NOT A GOOD TIME FOR BAD PRESS.
YOU SAID YOU LIKED IT.
WHAT I MEAN WAS I WOULD KEEP IT ON ME IN CASE I HAD THE TIME TO READ IT AND LIKE IT.
LOO-- MY CHARACTER CHEATS.
YOU DID CHEAT.
YEAH, BUT IT'S SO MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU PUT IT IN WRITING.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS-- THI-- THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU.
YEAH, YEAH, BECAUSE IF THE MOVIE DOESN' GET MADE, IT CAN'T BE BAD.
IN THE MEANTIME, YOU COULD JUST RIDE ON THE BUZZ.
SPEAKING OF WHICH, CAN I HAVE A RIDE HOME? GET OUT.
I DON'T LIKE-- NO.
UH, NO.
330?00f0?033 GREEN GIANT VEGETABLES, PICKED AT THE PEAK OF PERFECTION, AND FROZEN FAS TO LOCK IN NUTRIENTS.
MAKING THEM AS NUTRITIOUS AS FRESH.
HO, HO, HO.
GREEN GIAN TIRED OF MORNING COMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? ASK YOUR PRESCRIBER ABOUT TWO-LAYER AMBIEN CR.
THE FIRST LAYER DISSOLVES QUICKLY TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP.
AND UNLIKE OTHER SLEEP AIDS, A SECOND DISSOLVES SLOWLY TO HELP YOU STAY ASLEEP.
UNTIL YOU KNOW HOW AMBIEN CR WILL AFFECT YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T DRIVE OR OPERATE MACHINERY.
PLAN TO DEVOTE 7 TO 8 HOURS TO SLEEP, BEFORE BEING ACTIVE.
SLEEPWALKING AND EATING OR DRIVING WHILE NOT FULLY AWAKE, WITH AMNESIA FOR THE EVEN HAVE BEEN REPORTED.
IN RARE CASES SEVERE ALLERGIC REACTIONS CAN OCCUR.
IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THESE BEHAVIORS OR REACTIONS, CONTACT YOUR DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE NEXT-DAY DROWSINESS, DIZZINESS AND HEADACHE.
IT'S NON-NARCOTIC AND CAN BE TAKEN FOR AS LONG AS YOUR PRESCRIBER RECOMMENDS; LIKE MOST SLEEP AIDS, IT HAS SOME RISK OF DEPENDENCY.
DON'T TAKE I WITH ALCOHOL.
TO WAKE-UP READY FOR YOUR DAY, ASK YOUR PRESCRIBER FOR TWO-LAYER AMBIEN CR.
SO MY MOVIE'S DEAD.
DEAD.
DEAD LIKE THAT CA WAS DEAD INPET SEMATARY.
DID YOU SEE THAT MOVIE? OH! THE WAY THE CA WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE AT THE MOS UNEXPECTED MOMENTS.
OH.
BUT YOUR MOVIE'S NOT, UNLESS YOU FIND OU WHAT KENNY WANTS.
HE WANTS ME TO BE MISERABLE.
YES, AND HE'S SUCCEEDED AT THAT, BUT NOW WHAT? FIGURE IT OUT, WRITE A CHECK, GIVE HIM THE HOUSE.
HE GOT THE HOUSE AND SOLD THE HOUSE.
SLEEP WITH HIM, WHATEVER IT TAKES.
SCREEN CLASSICS WANTS THIS AS MUCH AS YOU.
I'M SUPPOSED TO REWARD KENNY'S BAD BEHAVIOR? THIS TOWN LIVES TO REWARD BAD BEHAVIOR.
FORGET IT.
I'M NOT GONNA THROW PRESENTS OR FAVORS AT HIM AT THECHANCETHAT HE MIGH LET ME LIVE MY LIFE OR EARN A LIVING FOR OUR KID.
THEN YOUR MOVIE'S DEAD.
HOPE YOU SAVED ROOM FOR CHEESECAKE.
HAVE YOU HAD IT HERE? SILK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE TOOK OUT AN INJUNCTION.
OH, BY THE WAY, KENNY IS NOW TAKING JADEN TO SKYLAR'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, BECAUSE IT'S THEIR WEEKEND TOGETHER, AND HE'S REFUSING TO SWITCH.
IT'S EITHER BECAUSE OF HOW POWERFUL YOUR EX IS, OR IT'S JUS A GENERAL CAMPAIGN TO PISS ME OFF! I HATE HIM! HE'S LIVING, BREATHING PROOF THAT-- THAT EVIL TRIUMPHS OVER GOOD, THAT AMORAL PEOPLE WILL GET AWAY WITH THINGS, WHILE DECENT, KIND, GENTLE PEOPLE ARE JUS PRETTY MUCH SCREWED! COME TO THE PARTY WITH ME.
YOU DON'T WAN ME THERE, NOT IF KENNY IS.
DON'T LET HIM GET TO YOU.
YEAH, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT JEFF MOVING IN TO YOUR OLD HOUSE? IT IS WHAT IT IS.
YOU ARE THE MOST ZEN MAN I HAVE EVER MET.
IT'S NICE TO HAVE A MAN WHO CAN CALM ME DOWN.
MMM.
AND EXCITE ME.
MMM.
MOMMY, HOW DO THESE LOOK? HI, KIDS.
GOSH, UM UH, I THOUGHT-- I THOUGHT I WAS BRINGING, UM, YOUR SNACKS TO YOU.
UH, SEE, UM ZACH AND I, OR YOUR DADDY AND I-- REMEMBER, SKYLAR, YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME ABOUT HIS WORKSHOP.
ANYWAY, UM, WE LIKE EACH OTHER, AND SOMETIMES WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN HAVE WARM, FRIENDLY FEE-- FEELINGS, UM, IT DOESN' NECESSARILY MEAN-- WE'RE DATING.
WHO WANTS MELON? I DO.
ME TOO.
OR YOU COULD DO I THAT WAY.
I DIDN'T ARRANGE FOR MY MOM TO TAKE THE KIDS SO THAT JULIAN COULD SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH US.
WE MISSED HIS WEDDING.
I FEEL BAD.
PLEASE.
HE MARRIED A STRIPPER WHOSE DIVORCE HE WAS HANDLING.
SHE'S NOT A STRIPPER.
SHE'S IN COLLEGE NOW.
OH, REALLY? WHAT'S HER MAJOR? IS IT EXOTIC DANCING? BE NICE.
HEY.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THIS IS THE LOVELY PAMELA.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
COME ON IN.
JULIAN! WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
LIZ.
AH, GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU MUST BE THE BRIDE.
PAMELA.
HI.
I HOPE OUR HONEYMOONING WON'T BE TOO LOUD.
I JUST CANNOT GE ENOUGH OF HER.
AW.
MMM.
WHO NEEDS CABLE? I KNOW.
LET'S GET SKYLAR AN XBOX.
NO WAY.
AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD DOES NOT NEED A BIRTHDAY GIF THAT IS FIVE TIMES-- SIX TIMES OUR BIRTHDAY-GIFT BUDGET.
BUT I HAVE TO GET HER SOMETHING GREAT.
WE MIGHT BE SISTERS.
SWEETIE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU AND SKYLAR AREN'T-- HEY, WHA ABOUTGUITAR HERO? NO.
IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE, AND YOU ARE STILL STARING AT TV SCREEN.
HERE WE GO.
OKAY.
RAZOR SCOOTER.
IT'S REAL EXERCISE AND REASONABLY PRICED.
HELLO.
I SHOULD'VE GONE SHOPPING WITH DADDY.
IT'S THIS OR A PUZZLE.
YOU KNOW I'LL DO IT.
THIS.
GREAT CHOICE.
I HAVE DECIDED TO WALK ACROSS HOT, BURNING COALS TO SYMBOLIZE THE FINAL PASSAGE FROM MY ALCOHOLIC PAST TO MY SOBER FUTURE, AND FROM THIS HALLOWED GROUND BACK TO MY APARTMEN IN SANTA MONICA.
A MOMENT, WHILE I CONSUL WITH MY COAL-WALKING EXPERT.
COLD FEET? YES, AND I'D LIKE TO KEEP THEM THAT WAY.
CREATE A DIVERSION, SO I CAN SLIP AWAY.
DAVID HAS ASKED ME TO CREATE A DIVERSION.
BUT I THINK THE COALS ARE THE DIVERSION.
I MEAN, THEY DON'T SYMBOLIZE OUR PASSAGE FROM ADDICTION TO SOBRIETY.
THEY TRIVIALIZE IT.
BURNED FEE ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ONE DAY AT A TIME.
SO LET'S SCRAP THE COALS AND PU ALL OUR ENERGY INTO GETTING THROUGH TOMORROW WITHOUT A DRINK.
GRADUATION OVER.
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
THEY MAKE ME SET UP A HUGE LAST HURRAH AND THEN CHICKEN OUT.
AND THA WAS YOUR DIVERSION.
YEAH, WELL, NEXT TIME DON'T MAKE IT SO INTERESTING.
THERE IS NO NEXT TIME.
THERE YOU GO AGAIN, PRETENDING WE DON'T HAVE A FUTURE.
LISTEN, GLOBAL WARMING HAS A FUTURE, TOO, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A GOOD THING.
MEANWHILE, MY MARRIAGE WOULD BE OVER, MY FRIEND RODNEY WOULD NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN, AND THERE'D BE NOBODY TO LOOK AFTER MY GARDEN PROPERLY.
WHO'S RODNEY? OH, HE'S A PERVERT, ACCORDING TO YOU.
OH, YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN HALF THE THINGS I SAY.
OOH.
EXCEPT ABOUT YOU.
YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME.
YEAH, I KNOW THAT'S A CLICHE.
IT'S BEEN SAID IN 4,000 MOVIES, BUT IT'S TRUE.
THANK YOU EVEN IF IT'S HALF TRUE.
GOOD-BYE, DAVID.
LOLA? LOLA, I'VE GOT SOME LAMPS TO SHOW YOU.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, I'M GONNA BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP.
OH, GOD.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I'M FINE.
WORK DONE.
HELL, YEAH, YOU'VE HAD WORK DONE.
I'M OKAY.
NO, YOU'RE NOT OKAY.
YOU'RE LEAKING.
HERE, JUST SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
OKAY, IS THERE SOMEONE YOU CAN CALL? MNH-MNH.
YOU'RE A MESS.
I'M NOT LEAVING.
WHAT? WHAT IS IT YOU NEED? NO, NO, WAIT, IT'S TOO PAINFUL.
OH, HERE, UM HERE "I HATE THE LAMPS.
" OKAY.
THE HOLLYWOOD CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY-- IT'S THE PERFECT STORM OF EGO, COMPETITIVE SPENDING, SHOWMANSHIP, AND NETWORKING, ALL WRAPPED UP IN THE VENEER OF BEING DOTING PARENT.
THROW IN SOME TIGER CUBS AND ALL THE EX-SPOUSES, AND YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A TYPICAL SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN THE HOOD.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SEE KENNY? RESIST THE URGE TO GET INTO IT.
REMIND YOURSELF YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO HIM LATER ON YOUR TERMS, HMM? HI.
HI.
I SEE.
HI.
BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.
THANK YOU.
I'M GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
OF COURSE WE CAN MAKE IT.
I'M HER FATHER.
CUTE T-SHIRT.
OH.
JEFF'S IDEA.
HI.
OH, YOU FOUND A PURPLE-WINGED DRAGON PIG.
SKYLAR WILL BE THRILLED.
NO, I'LL-- I'LL SHOW IT TO HER.
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT? SKYLAR, JOLIE, AND JEFF FISHING.
AW, CUTE.
SKYLAR CAUGHT A CARP.
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WANTED TO TAKE SKYLAR FISHING? "IT'S TOO DANGEROUS, ZACH.
SHE'LL DROWN IN A CANOE, ZACH.
SHE'LL BE EATEN BY WILD BEARS, ZACH.
" WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO ZEN ZACH? BUT IF JEFF WANTS TO GO FISHING, NO PROBLEM.
I NEED ZEN ZACH FRONT AND CENTER, RIGHT HERE.
OOH, HELLO, BREATHING.
NOW I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO TAKE MY DAUGHTER ON HER FIRS FISHING TRIP! YOU BASTARD! THERE'S ENOUGH HERE FOR THREE MONTHS, DAD.
THREE MONTHS? HOW AM I GONNA PAY FOR IT? IT WAS ONLY TEN BUCKS! COME ONFOR ALL THIS? I GOT IT A WALMART.
WOW! GET WALMART'S UNBEATABLE PRICES ON HUNDREDS OF POPULAR PRESCRIPTIONS.
A 90-DAY SUPPLY IS JUST TEN DOLLARS.
UP TO A 30-DAY SUPPLY IS STILL ONLY FOUR.
NO MORE SKIPPING DOSES, OKAY? PROMISECROSS MY HEART.
SAVE MONEY.
LIVE BETTER.
WALMART.
I GOT TO THE BANK, GOT TO THE POST OFFICE, AND I GO TO THE DRY CLEANER'S.
HEY, ARE WE GOING TO HAVE DINNER AT ANY POINT? ARE YOU TOO BUSY TO NOTICE THAT YOU'RE TOO BUSY? I GOT AN IDEA.
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PEPPER IN SOME FLAVOR, PEPPER IN SOME FUN.
I HOPE SKYLAR DOESN'T THINK THERE ARE ROLEXES IN THE PI?ATA.
HOT PINK IS SKYLAR'S FAVORITE COLOR SHE IS THE APPLE OF MY EYE SHE'S OUR LITTLE BEAUTY SKYLAR SWEE AS SUGARBERRY PIE WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON? ROLLING PINES ESTATES.
HOW VERY GRECIAN.
YEAH.
THEY EAT THAT STUFF UP IN OHIO.
THINK YOU CAN BEAR TO LEAVE ALL THIS BEHIND FOR SIX MONTHS? ARE YOU SURE? NOT REALLY, BUT I GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO REALITY, IF YOU CAN CALL A SIX-MONTH CRUISE REALITY.
WE WERE GOOD WHEN WE TRAVELED.
YOU WORKED LESS, AND I DRANK MORE.
LET'S LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES AND MAKE THINGS BETTER.
I'LL NEEDLEPOINT THA WHEN I'M SITTING ON THE DECK.
WELL, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, THEY DID MAKE YOU A T-SHIRT.
YEAH, JEFF'S IDEA.
I AM NOT WEARING THAT THING.
THERE YOU ARE.
THE GUY'S TAKING OVER.
HE'S TAKING OVER MY ROLE.
HE'S A BODY SNATCHER.
HE'S NEW.
HE'S TRYING TO FIND HIS PLACE, AND HE'S TRYING A LITTLE HARD, BUT YOU CAN RISE ABOVE IT.
NOT WHEN I FEEL LIKE A GUES AT MY DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
YOU'RE NOT A GUEST.
YOU'RE SKYLAR'S DADDY.
AND NO ONE, NOT JEFF, NOT JOLIE, NOT MERLE, THE MAGIC MAGICIAN CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE.
NOW, STAND UP AND GET IN THERE AND BE HER DADDY.
I CAN DO THAT.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET, YOU, MY FRIEND, BROUGHT THE PI?ATA.
ZACH, BUDDY, THERE YOU ARE.
CAN YOU HELP ME UNLOAD THE PARTY FAVORS? SURE, BUDDY.
NO PROBLEM.
I HEARD HYPNOSIS WORKED FOR NOLAN RYAN.
I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS, MAN.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
HEY, JULIAN.
WHERE'S THE WIFE? WORKING A SHIF NEAR THE AIRPORT? COME ON, LIZ.
SHE'S A FULL-TIME STUDENT NOW.
AH.
SHE MADE THE DEAN'S LIST.
I BET SHE DID.
IT'S NICE WHEN A MAN IS INTO HIS WIFE.
AH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE FALLING DOWN ON THE JOB THERE, DEV.
YEAH, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU-- BIG JOB.
ANYONE ELSE WANT A BEER? PLEASE.
SO YOU MADE PARTNER.
YOU MUST BE GOOD.
YEAH, I AM, VERY GOOD.
AND VERY POPULAR.
YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS WERE, WITH YOUR A.
P.
CLASSES AND YOUR SCHOLARSHIPS AND THOSE JOHN LENNON GLASSES.
ARE YOU MOCKING ME, OR ARE YOU HITTING ON ME? PLEASE.
I'M A HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN.
OH.
SKYLAR, YOUR MOM SAID NOT YET.
I'M AT SKYLAR'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
BASIC HOLLYWOOD OVER THE TOP? SO OVER THE TOP THAT I JUST DISCOVERED MY PRESEN IS THE PARTY FAVOR.
SO SWITCH CARDS WITH SOMETHING BIG AND FANCY.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
OKAY, DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IF YOU WANTED A REASONABLE SOLUTION, YOU WOULD'VE CALLED SOMEBODY ELSE.
OH, SHOOT! ANTHEA.
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
WOULD IT BE ALL RIGH TO TAKE A SABBATICAL AFTER SUCH A SHORT TIME? MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN WANTING TO GO ON THIS CRUISE FOR A WHILE.
I CAN'T REALLY GO INTO THE DETAILS, BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
YOU DON'T NEED TO GO INTO IT.
OH, GOOD.
I THINK YOU DESERVE MORE THAN, UH, "MY MARRIAGE NEEDS A SHOT IN THE ARM," BUT DAVID SHEA HAS REALLY PU A DAMPER ON IT? GARY.
YOU KNEW THE POLICY, AND YOU IGNORED IT.
OH.
SO I'M FIRED.
YES.
IT'S PROBABLY NOT MUCH OF A BLOW.
I'LL BE ESCORTING YOU TO YOUR CAR.
ACTUALLY, IT IS A BLOW.
I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN.
COME ON.
TATTLETALE.
ADULTERESS.
TOUCHE.
OKAY, MAGIC MILKSHAKE.
THIS IS SO GOOD, MAKES ME WISH MY JAW WAS WIRED SHUT.
HERE.
NOW, I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY? YOU'RE IN AMAZING SHAPE.
YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL, HIGHLY PAID MODEL.
I THINK FELIX IS HAVING AN AFFAIR.
WHAT? SLEEPING WITH SOME SLUT THE NEWEST VERSION OF ME.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO GET OUR MEN BEFORE SOMEBODY YOUNGER AND PRETTIER GETS OFF THE BOAT.
I NEED TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM STAY.
WELL, LOLA, I-- FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT FELIX, I CAN ASSURE YOU, YOU'RE THE ONLY SLU IN HIS LIFE.
COMING FROM YOU, THAT MEANS A LOT.
NOW SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR SHAKE.
HERE.
SO THIS IS HOW I HAVE TO FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE DATING ZACH-- BY SEEING YOU ALL OVER HIM AT MY DAUGHTER'S BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHO I'M DATING? A LITTLE HEADS-UP-- THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
HOW CAN YOU SAY RIDICULOUS THINGS AND THEN STAND THERE EATING SHORT RIBS, WHEN YOU'RE RUING MY LIFE?! 'CAUSE THE MEA PRACTICALLY FALLS OFF THE BONE.
CAN WE PLEASE TALK WHAT? PRIVATELY? YEAH.
OH! OH! HEY, ZACH, BUDDY, HOW'S IT SWINGING? SHH, WE'RE FOCUSING.
SERIOUS BUSINESS.
OKAY, TRY IT AGAIN.
MOVE IT-- WHOA! EASY, EASY.
COME ON, MADISON.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
OKAY, MADISON, GIVE IT ALL YOU GOT.
OW! STOP! STOP IT! OH! OW! GET HER OFF ME! THIS IS ABOUT YOU STOPPING ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING THE ONE SUCCESSFUL THING I DID ON MY OWN.
I UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT.
BUT BELIEVE ME, THIS IS THE BES THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
YOU DON'T WANT TO PEAK TOO EARLY.
STOP TELLING ME WHAT I WANT TO DO! I WANT TO PEAK, AND IT'S NOT EARLY.
I'M IN MY 40s.
BUT YOU'RE PEAKING AT MY EXPENSE.
WIFE GOES ON ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU.
YOUR CHARACTER IS JUS ONE ELEMENT IN IT.
WOULD YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO CONTROL ME?! I LOOK LIKE A CREEP.
OH.
YEAH, NO, I GET IT.
IT'S REVENGE.
NO.
I WROTE ABOUT STARTING OVER.
YOU WERE THE CATALYS FOR THE WHOLE THING, AND, YEAH, IT ISN'T PRETTY.
I HURT YOU IN OUR MARRIAGE.
NOW YOU'RE HURTING ME.
NOW I'M HURTING YOU.
MAYBE THAT'S OUR DIVORCE THING.
VOLLEYING HATE BACK AND FORTH? DON'T YOU THINK WE'RE A LITTLE ABOVE THAT? WHAT CAN I TELL YOU, MOLLY? DIVORCE IS A BRUTAL GAME.
IT'S YOUR MOVE.
MOMMY? YOU OKAY? YEAH.
YEAH, SWEETIE.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, ARE YOU HAVING JUST THE BEST TIME? SKYLAR'S OPENING PRESENTS.
OH.
I-- WOW.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA WAI UNTIL AFTER EVERYONE LEFT.
COME ON.
AN XBOX! THANKS, RABBI FEINSTEIN! AND THIS ONE'S FROM JADEN KAGAN.
I HEART TEXAS.
DOESN'T EVERYONE? YEE-HAW! IT'S SWEET.
NOTHING BRINGS FAMILY TOGETHER LIKE THE TASTE OF JOHNSONVILLE ITALIAN SAUSAGE.
SWEET BASIL, FENNEL, CRUSHED RED PEPPER.
PERFECT BLENDS OF SPICES MAKE THE FLAVOR COME THROUGH.
JOHNSONVILLE ITALIAN.
FLAVOR UP.
Once upon a time, people worried about the things they loved until something wonderful arrived.
We're gonna need a bigger umbrella.
Now, they don't have to worry any longer For auto, home and business.
Travelers.
HI.
HEY.
UH, DEVON'S NO UP HERE.
YEAH, PAM'S SHOWING HIM HOW TO MAKE CRAB CAKES, SO IT SHOULD BE A WHILE.
LET'S GO HELP THEM.
OOH.
HEY.
MM, MNH-MNH! MNH-MNH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT? YOU SEN A PRETTY STRONG SIGNAL.
LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT, OKAY? I WAS JUST FLIRTING.
WELL, IT WORKED.
OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR THIS TO STOP NOW! OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT DEVON LETS SOMETHING LIKE YOU GO TO WASTE.
I DON'T WANT YOU.
NO! OH! OH! LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE.
DUDE, SHE CAME ON TO ME, MAN! I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.
YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S OKAY.
SHH.
SHH.
NO, NO.
HOW YOU DOING WITH THE RAMEN? WATCH THIS.
WOW, THAT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE.
OH.
HELLO? THIS RODNEY? YES.
WHO'S THIS? DAVID SHEA.
I HAD A HELL OF A TIME FINDING YOUR NUMBER.
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT IT? TO TELL YOU I'M A JERK.
I DON'T NEED A PHONE CALL TO KNOW THAT.
THE THINGS I SAID WHILE I WAS DRUNK NO EXCUSE.
ARE THE THING THAT MAKE ME WANT TO STAY SOBER.
I AM NOT PROUD OF WHAT I SAID OR WHOM I HURT, AND I'M SORRY.
DID JOAN PUT YOU UP TO THIS? NO.
SHE SACKED MY SORRY ASS.
BUT ANYWAY YOU CAN HANG UP ON ME NOW.
I APPRECIATE YOUR APOLOGY.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF CALLS TO MAKE.
OOH, THAT I DO.
BYE, THEN.
BYE.
YOU'RE PLAYING THIS ONE PRETTY CLOSE THE VEST, JOAN.
ARE YOU GOING BECAUSE YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE YOUR MARRIAGE WORK, OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF PENANCE, OR DO YOU JUST NEED TO GE AWAY FROM DAVID? NONE OF THE ABOVE.
I WANT TO RUN WITH THE BULLS IN PAMPLONA.
THAT'S IN JULY.
THAT'S WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE DOES IT.
WE'RE NOT GONNA SEE EACH OTHER FOR SIX MONTHS, JOAN.
BE STRAIGHT WITH ME.
FINE.
IT'S ALL OF THOSE-- EVERYTHING YOU SAID.
YOU FELL IN LOVE, DIDN'T YOU? OF COURSE NOT.
I WAS UNDER STRICT ORDERS NOT TO, REMEMBER? OH, JOAN.
IT'S NOT LOVE.
HE'S JUST HE'S JUST MY LATEST ADDICTION, MY DRUG OF CHOICE.
IT STARTED OUT FUN, THEN IT TURNED INTO SOMETHING I NEED AND OVERUSED-- CLASSIC SUBSTANCE ABUSE, TOTALLY BORING.
SO I'M GOING ON THE WAGON, OR IN THIS CASE, THE SHIP, END OF STORY.
WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GONE THROUGH IT ALL BY YOURSELF.
I PROMISE TO LET YOU IN EARLY ON NEXT TIME.
YOU CAN COME WITH ME TO SHUFFLEBOARD ANONYMOUS.
YOU, THOUGH, HAVE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ON YOUR MOVIE.
HOW ABOUT WE ANALYZE THAT? WELL, WHAT CAN I DO? I CAN'T FIGHT KENNY.
SO DON'T FIGHT HIM, OUTWIT HIM.
IT CAN'T BE THAT HARD.
HIS MIND DOESN'T WORK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON'S.
OKAY.
WHAT ARE HIS WEAKNESSES? OH, DELUDED SELFISH OBLIVIOUS.
AMORAL.
LET'S TRY HIS STRENGTHS.
OKAY.
HE'S GOT A GOOD SENSE OF DIRECTION.
OH, SO FORGET ABOUT TAKING HIM INTO THE WOODS AND LOSING HIM.
HE ENJOYS HIS FOOD.
POISON? THAT'S NOT OUTWITTING, THAT'S KILLING.
KEEP AN OPEN MIND, MOLLY.
HE LOVES TO WORK.
INDUCE A HEART ATTACK.
NO! OH OH HOLD ON.
KENNY I SPOKE TO MY AGENT.
WELL, UNLESS YOU DROP THIS MOVIE, IT'S WAR.
AND HE SAID I SHOULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
YOU CAN'T BUY ME OFF, MOLLY.
BESIDES, IT'S MY MONEY.
UH, NOT REALLY.
I AM GETTING PAID FOR THIS, YOU KNOW.
UH, YEAH, ONLY IF I DROP THE INJUNCTION.
STOP, STOP.
BE MY PRODUCER.
WHAT? BE THE PRODUCER OFWIFE GOES ON.
HUH.
I HAD NO IDEA WHERE YOU WERE GOING WITH THAT.
VERY CLEVER, SAVVY EVEN.
WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER? IF WE'RE GONNA BRING IN THE GUY AUDIENCE, WE GOT TO HIT THE FUNNY.
OKAY? BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THE CHARACTER OF WAL IS TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD.
I MEAN, CHEATING WITH A POP STAR? THAT'S SO CLICHE.
AND I HATE THE NAME, BY THE WAY.
CHANGE IT.
HOW ABOUT LANNY? I KNEW A LANNY ONCE-- REAL ASSHOLE.
LANNY IT IS.
GOOD.
AND CAN WE MAKE THE DAUGHTER A COUPLE OF YEARS OLDER? BECAUSE UNLESS THERE'S ANOTHER FANNING SISTER, I THINK WE'RE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
NO REASON GRACIE AND LANNY CAN'T HAVE A TEN-YEAR-OLD.
ACTUALLY, IT WOULD BE BETTER.
THOSE-- THOSE PRECOCIOUS MOVIE KIDS-- I HATE THEM.
I MEAN, LIKE, WHAT REAL KID TALKS LIKE THAT, ANYWAY? WELL, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
BABY, HOW'D WE GE SO SCREWED UP? I DON'T KNOW.
IF IT COULD ONLY BE LIKE THIS OKAY.
SO LET'S PROMISE RIGHT HERE AND NOW, LET'S PROMISE TO STAR FROM THIS PLACE.
WE CAN WORK ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.
WHAT? LIZ, YOUR JEALOUSY IS KILLING US.
I KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
IT'S NOT WORKING.
I CAN CHANGE.
I'VE HEARD I TOO MANY TIMES, LIZ.
IT'S OVER.
IT'S REALLY OVER.
I'LL LET YOU SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES.
PAPPY.
BYE.
BYE.
WE LOVE YOU.
I HOPE IT'S EVERYTHING THAT YOU NEED IT TO BE.
WELL, IT BETTER BE, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE POINT IS OF YOU LEAVING US FOR SIX MONTHS IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING A HELL OF A TIME.
WHAT IF I SEND YOU A PRESEN FROM EVERY PORT? WELL, THAT'S A POINT.
I'D RATHER HAVE YOU.
THAI SILK, CHINESE JADE.
WELL, IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU ALASKAN LUMBERJACK? OH, YOU'RE SO EASY TO SHOP FOR.
COME HERE, YOU.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BEING SUCH A TIGHT-ASSED HYPOCRITE.
OH.
NOW, KEEP IT TOGETHER TILL I GO AND THEN GO WATCH SOME SAPPY CHICK FLICK AT MOLLY'S AND CRY OVER CHINESE.
I'M THINKING MOO SHU PORK, PEANUT NOODLES, UNCLE CHEN'S.
MNH-MNH.
KUNG PAO THREE FLAVORS.
I'VE BOOKED US DINNER AT THE CAPTAIN'S TABLE TONIGHT, EARLY.
GOOD IDEA.
WE'LL PROBABLY BE EXHAUSTED.
OR NOT.
HMM.
WHAT? THERE'S A MAN ON A HORSE GALLOPING IN THE NEXT LANE.
JOANIE, COME WITH ME TO MOROCCO! NO! IS THAT MAN INSANE? YEAH! FASTER, DRIVER.
JOANIE! JOANIE! JOANIE, IT'S ME! COME ON, COME JOIN ME IN MOROCCO! PLEASE! STOP THE CAR, DRIVER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M SORRY, PAPPY.
THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A FRESH START.
IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO A FUNERAL.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WANT TO LIVE.
I FEEL A LITTLE BAD ABOUT THE PI?ATA INCIDENT.
WHO KNEW THAT WAS JEFF'S DRUMMING LEG? IS JOLIE TALKING TO YOU YET? NOT YET, BUT SHE WILL.
AH, YOU CAN DIVORCE THEM, BU YOU CAN NEVER GET RID OF THEM.
OKAY, SO LISTEN TO THIS.
I- I KNOW THE POSTER FOR THE MOVIE.
KENNY! WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! OKAY, IT'S YOU-- I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE YOUNGER AND PRETTIER THAN YOU ARE.
BUT WE HAVE THE-- OH, HEY, MAN.
YOUR WIFE THROWS A HELL OF A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
EX-WIFE.
DO YOU MIND?! NOW, YOU GUYS SEEM A LITTLE STRESSED.
I TELL YOU WHAT-- I'LL JUST CALL.
OH, UH, HERE.
THIS WAS BY YOUR DOOR.
GOT IT? OKAY.
OH, MY GOSH.
I HAVE GOT TO GE THE LOCKS CHANGED.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S A PAGE FROM MY JOURNAL.
"IT'S NOT OVER.
" THIS IS NOT GOOD.
IF YOU THINK ALL BATTERIES ARE THE SAME, CONSIDER THIS.
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE PARK KEVIN, CAN YOU HAND ME A WIPE? KEVIN? THAT TURNED TO PANIC IN AN INSTANT.
AND EVERYTHING DEPENDED KEVIN? ON A BRICKHOUSE CHILD LOCATOR.
KEVIN! KEVIN! AND PACKED INSIDE EVERY LOCATOR IS THE ONLY BATTERY BRICKHOUSE TRUSTS: DURACELL.
SO, EVEN IF YOU HOPE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO USE IT IT STILL HAS TO WORK.
DURACELL.