Trolls: The Beat Goes On! (2018) s02e06 Episode Script

1 [POPPY.]
Put your hair up in the air Live it up Every day you wake up singing Turn it up The party's just beginning All together you and me Hair in the air, we're a family We got everything we need Hair in the air 'Cause we're proud to be Celebrating who we are Yeah, we made it through the dark Harmony is everywhere Put your hair up in the air Ah, ah, ah, ah Put your hair up in the air [POPPY.]
Morning, fun fans, and welcome to the annual Party Games! [PANTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[CROWD GASPING.]
- [CROWD CHEERING.]
- Yay! [TROLLS GRUNTING IN SLOW MOTION.]
- Yay! - Oh.
- [FEMALE TROLL.]
Here you go! - [GASPS.]
Ooh! I'm your host, Queen Poppy, joined by Party Games first-timer Branch! [IMITATES CROWD CHEERING.]
Thanks for having me, Poppy.
I'm excited to see who wins.
[IMITATES BUZZER.]
Nobody wins, Branch.
The Games are about having a good time.
So, instead of keeping score, we track how much fun the teams spread on the fun meter! - [POPPY.]
Hey-o! - [METER SQUEALING.]
The tournament doesn't end till the meter hits its peak, 'cause that's when [IMITATES TRUMPET FANFARE.]
everybody wins! You're gonna be doing those sounds all day, aren't you? Ding, ding, ding! That's right! [GASPS.]
[POPPY.]
Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga! Look who's coming into the arena! It's the Champion of Fun himself, Guy Diamond! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
[GRUNTING.]
[TROLLS GASPS.]
- Hyah! - [POPPY.]
Blammo! [ALL CHANTING.]
Diamond! Diamond! Diamond! Diamond! [METER CHIMING.]
[CROWD CHEERING.]
Look out, Trolls! Someone just dropped a joy bomb on the court.
Better call 9-1-fun! Oh, yeah! Champion of Fun in the hizzy! All right, way to give 'em fun out there, champ.
Stay loose.
Thanks, Smidge.
Got to refuel.
Hit me with those Party Game nutrients.
On it.
Seven-layer dip.
[SMIDGE.]
Punch? Ooh! I feel great, Smidge.
It's been my lifelong dream to lead the Games to a full meter and go down as the most fun Troll in history.
And today that dream comes true.
[ARCHER.]
It sure will, Guy! [BELL DINGS.]
[EYES SQUEAK, CLINK.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Uh thanks, pal.
Whenever I need a compliment, I can always count on Actually, I-I don't know who you are.
Archer Pastry.
Huge fan.
Huge fan! Archer's joining our team.
He's subbing in for Harper while she recovers from the "croquet accident.
" [GRUNTS, GASPS.]
Nice reflexes! High five! - [YELLS.]
- [BONES CRACK.]
[SIGHS.]
Should've never used old righty.
And, hey, full disclosure I'm just a rookie, but I'll sure do my best to not let you down.
That's the spirit.
You go, Troll.
[BELL DINGS.]
No, seriously, go.
It's your turn.
Oh! Don't want to be that Troll.
[CHUCKLES.]
[GUY.]
Archer Pastry, eh? Can't believe I've never met him before.
He's so nice.
Miss you guys! Yeah.
A little too nice.
Which I can live with.
Just wish he had more Party Game experience.
Ah, don't sweat that.
Not when the Champion of Fun's around to make up the difference.
Uh? Uh? Uh? - Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? - Uh? Uh? Uh? Uh? Uh? And now back to the silver team, with Archer Pastry! [LAUGHS.]
- [CROWD GASPS.]
- [BOTH.]
Huh? - [SHUDDERING.]
- [CROWD GASPS.]
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
- [POPPY IMITATING ALARM BLARING.]
Sound the alarm, folks! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
Oh, dear.
Newcomer Archer Pastry just made the most fun move I have ever seen! [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC.]
[GROANS.]
- [MOANING.]
- [SMIDGE.]
Guy? Guy? Uh-oh.
That's the "I feel threatened "by a young upstart" stare.
I know it well.
Wha Who, me? No.
Good, 'cause you're still the most fun Troll of all time.
That was just beginner's luck.
Yeah.
Beginner's luck.
Which is great for him, even though it most certainly won't happen again.
[POPPY.]
The timed puzzle event is under way, and Guy Diamond is sizzling! I got the top edge! - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
- And I've got the rest! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
- [BELL DINGS.]
- [GASPS.]
[CHORAL MUSIC.]
[POPPY.]
And now the ever-popular Guess and Draw.
- It's a pod! - Yeah! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[SMIDGE.]
A purfle tree blowing in the wind at sunset? Ah! [ALL CHANTING.]
Archer! Archer! Archer! Archer! [METER SQUEALING, CHIMING.]
He's he's so fun.
[SMIDGE.]
Yeah, a little too fun! But what are you gonna do? He's still our teammate.
But what if he wasn't our teammate? [ARCHER GRUNTING.]
[POPPY.]
Spirits are soaring as the silver team attempts the next event Javelin the tail on the Cooper.
Huh? Oops, sorry! I'll move.
What a throw! [SMIDGE CHUCKLES.]
[GUY.]
Wait, wait, before you go, Archer guess who I ran into.
Harper! [HARPER WHIMPERS, GRUNTS.]
Hey, team! You can't tell, but I'm waving.
She says she feels good enough to play! - I did? - Isn't that great news? [GASPS.]
It's a Party Game miracle! Sure is! Aw, but you know what, though? The person who was replacing her has to step down.
Oh, who was that, again? It was me, Guy! Archer? Not you! Rats! This is so disappointing! I'm gonna raise such a stink about it! Anger sounds! No, no, don't.
I'm just glad Harper's all better.
Go have fun, team! Oh, we will! Now, Harper's turn.
In a shocking turn of events, Harper's back to play for the silver team.
[CROWD MURMURING.]
[SMIDGE.]
Guy, I-I'm starting to think Harper's actually not ready.
What makes you say that? [GRUNTS, YELLS.]
[TROLLS WHIMPERING, CROWD GROANING.]
She's just got to warm up.
Or, you know, let all her bones set.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
- Yeah! - [POPPY.]
Clackety, clackety, clackety! A tremendous throw by Guy Diamond! Zip, zap, zow! That was terrible.
Yay! See? The Champion of Fun is back! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
[POPPY.]
And an even better throw by Archer [GASPS.]
[POPPY.]
who now plays for the red team! Archer? B-but how is he still in the Games? Hey, Guy! Isn't it crazy? Turns out the red team also had a player that got injured! Hmm? - Yeah! - Nice bobbing! High five! - [YELLS.]
- [BONES CRACK.]
Should've never used old lefty.
Anyway, they asked me to join.
Isn't that a hoot? [LAUGHS.]
- See you at the relay! - [GROWLS.]
With the meter ready to peak, this might just be the last event! [IMITATES MARIACHI MUSIC.]
The eggy-spoony relay! Funners, on your marks.
Spoons set! [GROWLS.]
Huge fan! [ALL PANTING.]
[GRUNTS, GROWLS.]
[POPPY.]
Guy Diamond has an early lead! [GASPS.]
But watch out, here comes Archer! Here you go, Cooper! Teamwork forever! If you say so, red Guy Diamond! [POPPY.]
A perfect handoff from Archer! [BRANCH.]
He's built up quite a lead.
It would take a miracle for anyone to catch him now.
- Step aside, Harper, I got this! - But it's a team relay! [COOPER.]
It's all you, Biggie! [GUY.]
Smidge! If you want me to keep going, say, "What?" - What? - You got it! No he didn't! [MUSIC SLOWS DOWN.]
[GUY, IN SLOW MOTION.]
No! [GRUNTS.]
I did it! I did it! I'm the most fun Troll of all time! - I What? - [CROWD MURMURING.]
I don't understand.
I was so fun.
[POPPY.]
Foghorn.
It looks like Guy forgot the first rule of the Party Games.
There's no I in "fun.
" Sorry, team.
I really messed up.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah! You can't tell, but I'm giving you a thumbs-up.
What do you say? One last game of charades? [BOTH.]
Oh, yeah! - High five, team! - Ah Oh, right.
Bad idea.
Charades it is, then.
But I won't be the one acting out the clues.
But you're the best at charades, champ.
Eh, maybe.
But am I the most fun? Huh? [POPPY.]
With the meter at a low, it's gonna take a stellar charades performance to jump-start the fun, and first up, we have - [POPPY.]
Harper? - [CROWD MURMURING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Oh, my Guh.
You guys are never gonna guess this.
I can barely move.
No, no, no, you're doing great.
It's clearly a puffalo eating a birthday cake! - Mm? Mm? - Wha Oh, no, it's a puffalo giving birth to a birthday cake! [LAUGHS.]
Not even close! - [LAUGHTER.]
- [METER CHIMING.]
[BOTH LAUGHING.]
It's a mushroom in a bad mood! Wait, it's a duck with a death wish.
A funky chicken doing ballet! [LAUGHTER CONTINUES.]
[GUY.]
It's a carrot! A fun-loving ring-tailed lemur! A Norse teenager with progressive views riding a dragon? [ALL CHANTING.]
Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! Harper! [METER CHIMING.]
[BRANCH.]
And the fun meter is full! Games over! Boom! - Pew! Pew! Pew! - [CROWD CHEERING.]
Ah-ooga! Ah-ooga! [LAUGHTER.]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
- We did it, Guy! - Whoo! - High five! - Aah! Oh, my Guh.
- Get excited - Three, two, one, action - [YELLING.]
- Yeah! [TROLLS CHEERING.]
Oh, yeah! And there's more fun ahead, kids! [BRANCH GAGGING.]
It is my queenly pleasure to take you on your first trip into the Troll Village Library! - Boring.
- Boring? Guys, every shelf in this library is packed with adventure, excitement, and Safety guides! [SIGHS.]
Branch, I brought you along to help sell the fun of the library.
Hmm? [GROWLS.]
Look, I know these scrapbooks are a little old.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
Ooh.
But they can really capture your imagination in the hands of a great storyteller.
Thank you, Poppy.
I am a great storyteller.
The key is to make the story your own.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
- I was talking about myself.
- [BOTH GROWL.]
[ALL.]
Ooh! I told myself lots of stories during my years in the bunker, and I was always on the edge of my seat.
There's no way you're a better storyteller than me.
One story apiece.
We let the kids decide the winner.
Story fight! Story fight! Story fight! Eccentric survivalists first.
This is a cautionary tale about the dangers of not playing it safe.
Once upon a time, a pair of sassy twins named Handbag and Satchel ventured deep into the forest, despite the warnings of a wise woodsman.
[GRUNTS.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Careful.
The forest is dangerous, and it's easy to get lost.
Uh, first, the risk is worth it.
We're going to a critter fashion show, where animals dress up like other animals! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE, CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING.]
[BOTH SQUEALING.]
And second, to find our way back, we're leaving a trail.
Of snickerdoodles.
Cookies? You can't! Those will attract predatory birds.
You're not my dad! Yeah, and we're twins, so you're also not my dad.
[BRANCH.]
But the deeper they wandered, the more confusing the forest became.
They began to lose hope of ever seeing a puffalo work it on the runway.
And then they spotted [SATCHEL.]
A house made of designer clothes! [BOTH OOHING AND AHHING.]
[LAUGHING EVILLY.]
If you like those clothes, you'll love what I have inside.
Go inside the pod of a suspicious, cackling stranger? Me first! - [BOTH PANTING.]
- Aah! Start sewing, because you're gonna make my entire fall line! [LAUGHING.]
[BRANCH.]
And so they sewed and sewed and sewed.
[HANDBAG SIGHS.]
That's the last one.
Perfect.
Now you can start on my winter line! [CACKLING.]
[SLURPING.]
[CACKLING.]
[BRANCH.]
Realizing they were prisoners, the twins came up with an escape plan.
[HANDBAG.]
Hey, witch! We made our best outfit yet.
Come in and try it on.
How dumb do you think I am? But you're the only one dainty enough to fit into this.
- [CHORAL MUSIC.]
- [GASPS.]
Oh well when you put it that way [CHUCKLES VAINLY.]
[GATE SLAMS.]
No, you tricked me! In a really obvious way! The fashion twins strike again! Stop calling us "the fashion twins.
" That's not a thing.
[BRANCH.]
And so Handbag and Satchel followed their trail home and lived happily ever after.
- [BOTH.]
Yeah! - [BRANCH.]
Until they were attacked! [BOTH SCREAM.]
So, you see, never leave a trail of cookies that predatory birds can follow.
The end! [TROLL KIDS SNORING, GROANING SOFTLY.]
What's the matter? That story was amazing! It felt awfully lesson-y.
Lesson-y and easy to top.
[GROWLS.]
[GROWLS.]
This is the story of Rapunztroll, who was locked away in a tower.
The ruler of a nearby village heard of Rapunztroll's plight and set out on a rescue mission.
Rapunztroll, Rapunztroll, let down your hair, for I am here to free you from the witch that's imprisoned you in this tower.
[ENCHANTING MUSIC.]
I think you were misinformed.
A witch didn't lock me up here.
Oh.
You isolated yourself by choice? [WITCH.]
Yeah.
He locked himself up by choice.
Ooh.
Sorry I blamed you.
Don't be.
Totally sounds like something I'd do.
[CHUCKLES.]
Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I have, um, company.
Start sewing! Wait, Rapunztroll! Don't you want to rejoin society? You're all alone up there.
Nope.
Pretty happy in my fear tower.
Besides, I'm not alone.
I've got my best friend, Gareth.
What's that, Gareth? You want to brush my hair? Uh-uh.
It's my turn to brush your hair.
Uh, I really think you need to rejoin society.
Come on down.
You bet.
You're not coming down, are you? Fine.
I'll just climb up there and bring you down! [GRUNTING.]
- Aah! Oof! - [BLEATS.]
[GROWLS.]
Did I forget to mention my fear tower is heavily booby-trapped? What was I thinking? [GRUNTING.]
[LAUGHS.]
Aah! [GRUNTS.]
Did I also forget to mention it has a lift? Where is my mind today? Oh! Dang.
Forgot my helmet.
Good for her for being safe.
Better for me that she left her catapult unattended.
- Yoink! - Tricked ya! Now I'll just easily climb my way up your hair.
Ow! Hey! Quit it! Ow! Ahh.
See? Easy.
Armor dance! [SCATTING.]
I'm still never leaving this tower.
Fine with me.
I'll just stay up here with you.
We can talk about our feelings.
Huh? [YELLS.]
Boom! Queen takes pawn.
Welcome to the world, pal.
I think you're gonna like it out there.
No, I don't like it! [GASPS.]
I love it! You were right as always, Queen.
And you've made my life "And you've made my life so much better.
" "I'd be lost without you.
" And so Rapunztroll realized just how wrong he had been [GROWLS.]
and how right the queen had been and would always be forever.
The end.
Uh, that ending was totally unearned.
[TROLL KIDS.]
Mm-hmm.
- "Unearned"? - You know, I couldn't agree more.
At least it wasn't all lesson-y.
- Whoa, easy! - [KEITH CLEARS THROAT.]
Maybe you two should work out whatever "this" is [LAUGHTER.]
on your own time and leave the real storytelling to me.
Gather round, everyone.
This is the story of Jack and the Eyestalk.
Times were tough.
There weren't enough party supplies to go around.
- Forget it! - Ah! The three of us can't fit into one party hat.
Jack, go into town and get more In exchange for your brother.
Hats? That's what you think I'm worth? Ooh, you're right.
One hat, then.
Hmm.
[KEITH.]
And so Jack went into town to trade his brother in for one party hat and no more.
- [GRUNTS.]
- Great news, Mom.
I traded your oldest son for three beans.
I said "hats," not beans! You got ripped off.
[BIRD CHIRPING.]
[GASPS.]
[KEITH.]
What the huh? Three beans and only one eyestalk? I did get ripped off.
[KEITH.]
Still, Jack thought he might as well check it out.
Might as well check it out! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Whoa, a golden harp! Whoa, a golden goose! Whoa! That goose has swagger.
[KEITH.]
And that's when Jack came upon a giant, who was also a witch.
[MUMBLING.]
[GROWLING.]
Fee-fi-fo-fuddy! [KEITH.]
And just when it looked like the giant was gonna eat all his guts Will you be my new best buddy? [KEITH.]
Instead, they did a best-friends montage! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
- Ready? - Let's do this thing! - [JACK.]
Yeah! - [PARTY HORN BLOWS.]
Today was so much fun, but I still feel bad about trading my brother away.
Well, we can fix that with my time machine! - [DEVICE BEEPS.]
- [JACK.]
No way! [EPIC MUSIC.]
[GOLDEN GOOSE.]
Got room for one more? - Heh.
- [ALL.]
Ah! [KEITH.]
And they flew all around in the time machine, solving mysteries and running an artisanal bakery.
But that's a tale for another time.
So the moral of the story is, time travel is real! Boomshakalaka! - Yeah! - Yay! [TROLL KIDS CHANTING.]
Story King! Story But that lesson made no sense.
And that ending was completely unearned.
- [TROLL KID.]
Whoa, check this out! - Look at this book! [POPPY.]
You know what? They're reading.
That's really all that matters.
Little Red Riding Troll? Awesome! The Boy Who Cried Hugs? Sweet! Pride and Prejudice? Epic! [BOTH IMITATING GUITAR SOLOS.]
[TIRES SCREECH.]
[ALL.]
Time travel is real! - [KEITH.]
We're best buds - [SMIDGE.]
Best buds - [KEITH.]
Best buds - [SMIDGE.]
Best buds [KEITH.]
We're best buds forever [SMIDGE.]
Best buds forever - [KEITH.]
Best buds - [SMIDGE.]
Best buds - [KEITH.]
We're best buds - [SMIDGE.]
Best buds [KEITH.]
We're best buds forever [SMIDGE.]
Best buds forever [KEITH.]
We're best buds, best buds We're best buds forever