Ultimate Spider-Man (2011) s02e06 Episode Script

2x06 - The Sinister Six Gonna squash you like a bug! Hi-yah! Stand still, will you? Prepare for your demise! Whoa! You won't get away from me! I know what you're thinking.
Why are Power Man, Iron Fist, White Tiger, and Nova, my own team, attacking me? Has some super villain got them under mind control? Okay, okay.
It's just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man leading a team-training exercise.
Badly.
I told you guys the dog-pile thing never works! Try your combo moves.
Come on, you can do better than a fastball special.
Hey, I've seen it work before.
Oh All right, don't say it.
I know my leadership skills need some well, some actual skills.
Take five.
It's Doc Connors.
I'm back at Doctor Oc's underwater lab.
I found something I think you should see right away.
Get here as soon as you possibly can! Come alone.
Connors needs me, but I don't know if he said "come alone" or "don't come alone.
" you guys want to come? And watch you two spew nerd all over each other? - No thanks.
- Besides, I have major homework.
I barely had time for this training session.
We got your back, though.
Call us if you need us.
- Peace.
- Go team.
Sheesh.
I gotta get a grip on this whole directing-the-troops thing.
It's tougher than it looks.
No wonder Nick Fury's always such a crankypants.
Get it through your web-headed skull! I am the boss around here! How come no one listens to me? Only Dr.
Ugly Octopus would think of having a lab in the Hudson.
Why would Doc be hanging out down here? This place is spooky central.
What's he trying to whoa.
Spidey sense is going crazy.
- Doc Connors! - Spiderman, get out! It's Octopus! Do not call me that! Hey, if the name fits why don't we take this outside? Well, you know, above ground outside? Thanks for the offer, but no.
I'd rather introduce to you my new associates.
Well, look who's here.
Kraven, Rhino, Beetle, and Electro.
I give you the Sinister Six! I'd start taking math lessons, 'cause I count only five.
Count again.
The Lizard! And that makes six.
Get him! Yeesh! I think I'm in the middle of a five-way grudge match.
It bugs Beetle that I beat him.
Uh-huh, oh yeah! And I guess it was a shock for Electro to lose to me.
Sure, maybe I gamed Kraven too.
And yeah, Lizard got his tail kicked in that throwdown in the sewers.
And Rhino.
I honked his horn.
You guys give up yet? I applaud your bravado even as I question your intelligence, coming here without your team.
Hah.
That's what you think.
They'll be here.
Any minute.
I doubt it, spider.
I'm blocking any signals.
If I can offer a little advice on being a team leader, always have your team in attendance.
Anyone have a pencil so I can scribble that one down? - A pencil! - Lizard! Remove his mask and show me who this spider nuisance really is.
Power Man? Iron Fist? Anyone? I'll even take Nova! Come on, guys! Oc's still jamming the signals.
I guess I'm on my own.
Oh, boy.
This way.
I can smell him! You know what? Even without a team, I'm supposed to be a leader.
And this team leader's tired of running.
Which way, fearless leader? Yeah, where's more Rhino formula? You promised me.
In due time.
First we achieve my goals.
Sinister Six, come out to play! Kraven, you have superior tracking skills.
- Where is he? - Can't tell.
It's an echo chamber in here.
Ask Lizard's tongue.
His smell is everywhere.
Hey, is that a hygiene remark? So, question how many Sinister Sixers does it take to change a light bulb? Answer six.
Four to hold down Electro and one to screw the light bulb into his mouth! You guys want to see that? It actually does work.
- Maybe later.
- Enough chatter! All of theses access tunnels connect eventually.
If we each take one, he cannot possibly escape.
Move! Doc, it's me! Doc, look at me.
I know you're in there.
You've gotta fight it! I need your help.
Spiderman is he is Don't say my name! Don't say my name! But do keep fighting, Doc.
You can do it, I know you can.
I knew it! I knew you were somewhere in there, Doc! On the contrary, Spider-Man.
I'm the one in charge of that reptile.
No.
No! Doc! Don't! Someone capture my quarry.
Fun's not over.
I can still spark things up again.
No.
Let me stomp him some more! Huh? The only prize here will be his unmasking.
That is what I want now.
Revenge, and his ultimate secret revealed.
And that honor belongs to the one who landed our prey.
The Lizard! Why are you waiting? Remove his mask now! I don't care how small your brain is, you ridiculous reptile! You have your command.
Spiderman is aaagh! Spider is my friend! No! I constructed this myself.
You are under my explicit control! Enough of your experiments! If your lackey will not take on the honor, then I will remove the mask myself! Dare strike me, you scale-ridden simpleton? I've skinned and worn bigger creatures than you! Stop him.
That collar must remain undamaged.
Watch who you're zapping! Stop fighting amongst yourselves! Ain't your whipping boy, Oc! Heh.
The sinister stooges in action.
That's right, I'm back, baby.
So I thought you guys got together to destroy Spider-Moi.
Or are you too stupid to remember now, horn head? Are you talking to me? Anyone else in your zoo have a horn on their head and happen to be a big old numbskull? Water and electricity bad mix.
Our electrical cohort appears to have shorted a circuit.
Underwater lab.
Brilliant idea! Enough! Our target is still out in the open.
Breaking news Spiderman and his frenemies are at it again, destroying public property and endangering the lives of innocent people.
Whoa! Hey! After him! We can not rest until this webslinging delinquent is behind bars! When are the good people of New York city gonna catch on? Whoa! Hey, I look good on the big screen! Hmm.
Maybe this is a way to get a hold of my team.
Nova, White Tiger, Power Man, and Iron Fist, this is your fearless leader comin' atcha! I know you're thinking I just like seeing myself on TV, but something's come up, kiddies.
My communicator's scrap metal, so I hope you're seeing this.
Swinging over to meet my favorite lady, if you'll take the liberty to join me there, like now.
Add to his list of larcenies hitching a ride on the private property of the Daily Bugle! Interrupting my broadcast to give a shout out to his masked buddies! Get off my property, you arachnopest! You want me to get off your chopper? Have you got web in your ears? I said get off my chopper! Whatever you say, broom lip! You two really don't want to be out here.
They got here fast.
Now let's hope my team is just as speedy.
Did you really think you'd get away that easily? You know, for a minute there, yeah.
I kinda did.
I'm gonna stomp you like a bug! Come on, big, gray, and ugly! You could at least insult me with a line I haven't heard before, leather brain! The Beetle never talks, so I won't either.
But if I did talk here, I'd say something like "for a Beetle, you sure move like a slug!" You heard me before, Connors.
Hear me again.
You're a good man.
Oc is doing this to you! Fight it! Too slow, Spiderman.
Bam! Bowling for villains! Got 'em all in one strike! I know Lizards molt their tails, but, ew! Just, yuck! Hey, spidertwerp, you only got five! Now who needs a math lesson? Some people see stars when they get hit in the head.
I see pain.
Ow.
Once again? Spider-Man has provoked other masked maniacs into a battle that will undoubtedly cost the taxpayers of this city an arm and a leg! Guess again, you weird old man! Wow.
Imagine a day where I actually say, "Nova, am I glad to see you!" Yeah, well, you were on every TV in the city.
Hard to ignore.
And I did try.
You okay? Oh, you know.
A broken this, bruised that.
But now it's just a simple matter of defeating six of the deadliest villains in the world at the same time.
Not my most inspirational leader speech, but But inspirational enough.
We have the element of surprise.
So what's the plan? - You're asking me? - You're in charge, Albert Webstein! Right.
Okay.
First of all, they tend to fight alone, so attack as a team.
Use combo moves.
Destroy them! New plan don't get destroyed.
It appears you have led your team to their doom! You know what, Oc? You're right.
This mess is my fault.
Do you want to find out who's the better leader here? Try this on for size.
- Tiger! - A little busy at the moment.
Power Man! Combo move! Combo? Now? Are you kidding me? Your failure is sublime! If you were a true leader, as I am, this outcome would have been all too obvious.
Idea formed! You guys, listen to me.
Switch opponents! This makes no difference.
Destroy whoever is near you! Game over, Kraven! Don't let up! You're doing great! See what they're doing? Don't fall for it! It must be all the nice things you say to your team that inspire them to greatness.
If you can't control your temper, then don't expect to control Doc Connors forever.
We'll see about that.
- Enough, Octavius! - What? No! And to add injury to insult, now that you're distracted - This can't be happening! - Oh, it is.
And so is this! Aagh! Not so sinister anymore, are you? I spoke too soon, huh? Doc, wait! Whoa! No! Watch them.
Call Fury and tell him what's up.
I'm going after Connors.
Dr.
Connors! We can get you help! No! We can beat this, Doc! You and me, we're a team! You have to keep fighting! You can't possibly want to stay like this.
Can you? Yes.
I won't stop trying to save you! Then you won't stop failing! - Good work today.
- Not good enough to save Connors.
We'll find him.
But you'll never get anywhere focusing on what you didn't accomplish.
Focus on what you did.
Five of the most dangerous criminals in the world locked away for public safety.
That's a big victory for you and your team.
Well, not for nothing, Nick, but five of the most dangerous criminals feels like a failure when you're fighting the Sinister Six.
Being a leader isn't about being perfect.
It's about never giving up.
You get up and you keep on fighting.
- There's always another day, huh? - Always.
I won't stop trying to save you! Then you won't stop failing! And I won't quit trying.