50 States of Fright (2020) s02e07 Episode Script
Red Rum (Colorado) - Part 2
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING.]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
- [SIMON SCREAMS.]
- [LOGAN SCREAMS.]
Simon, what the fuck? God! - There you go.
- Thanks.
Yeah.
- Okay, can we go now? - No.
I still need my phone and Kyle always does this to me and it's disrespectful.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
Hope he's okay though.
I'm sure he found some girl to hit on or something.
Are you sure? He's, like, not even posting.
Dude, chill.
He does this all the time.
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
You can't be in here.
I told you not to leave the tour.
Well, it's it's Kyle.
He's an artiste.
Did he go behind the ropes? - No.
- No.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY.]
LOGAN: Okay, look, we're leaving, okay? Sorry.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
Please follow the rules.
Didn't you watch the welcome video? LOGAN: Sure didn't.
Someone takes her job way too seriously here.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
- [CHILDREN LAUGHING.]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
- [SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.]
- [PHONE DINGS.]
- Simon.
- SIMON: Huh.
Oh.
- Smile for the camera, Simon! [LAUGHS.]
- Cheese! Hi! Hello! We read your tweets and are here to say that this whole haunting thing is a hoax! For sure! Well, I I'm pretty pretty sure - people still go missing here.
- LOGAN: [LAUGHS.]
- You're drunk! - No, I'm serial! They vanish! Ooh! So mysterious! [LAUGHS.]
[PHONE DINGS.]
Barkeep! More shots.
So - You've worked here how long? - [SIMON GRUNTS.]
[SIMON SIGHS.]
I see you are filming, yes? Yeah.
Yeah, we're we're documenting the hotel - and the way that the architecture - Mm.
inspires people to think that it's haunted.
- Yeah.
- I understand.
It is a beautiful hotel [SMACKS LIPS.]
but I prefer you stop.
You know it is a public place.
We value our privacy here.
Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah, you're right.
You're a nice young lady.
Thank you.
He's perfect, isn't he? I should just do the whole series based on the creepy-ass people who work here.
Okay.
Here.
Sorry.
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, LAUGHS.]
Okay.
Um - I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.
- Yeah, yeah.
It was a good show.
[GROANS.]
Can you pee for me too? [GROANS.]
Huh.
[DINGS.]
What do you think? Feeling haunted? I'm not, 'cause that stuff is bullshit! I'm just pissed this place doesn't have a pool.
[LAUGHS.]
- [SIGHS.]
- [PHONE DINGS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
What the fuck? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
[SCOFFS.]
Fuck.
[PHONE DINGS.]
OKkay.
So [CHUCKLES.]
I just came back to the room and everything was just perfect.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
So violating.
[EXHALES.]
[EXHALES.]
[LAUGHS.]
- - So fucked! [CHUCKLES.]
[MAN WHITTLING.]
Hello? Kyle? [CONTINUES WHITTLING.]
Who's in here? Hello? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
Kyle? [GASPS.]
Who are you? You work here? Okay.
Huh.
You need to You need to leave my room.
I'm reporting you.
You guys are taking this haunting shit way too far.
Seriously, I'm not playing.
[PHONE DINGS.]
[LOGAN SCREAMING.]
[SLASHING.]
[CONTINUES SCREAMING.]
- [SNORING.]
- [GLASSES CLANKING.]
[SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
- [SIMON SCREAMS.]
- [LOGAN SCREAMS.]
Simon, what the fuck? God! - There you go.
- Thanks.
Yeah.
- Okay, can we go now? - No.
I still need my phone and Kyle always does this to me and it's disrespectful.
[PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
Hope he's okay though.
I'm sure he found some girl to hit on or something.
Are you sure? He's, like, not even posting.
Dude, chill.
He does this all the time.
- [PEOPLE SCREAMING.]
- [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]
You can't be in here.
I told you not to leave the tour.
Well, it's it's Kyle.
He's an artiste.
Did he go behind the ropes? - No.
- No.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY.]
LOGAN: Okay, look, we're leaving, okay? Sorry.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
Please follow the rules.
Didn't you watch the welcome video? LOGAN: Sure didn't.
Someone takes her job way too seriously here.
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING.]
- [CHILDREN LAUGHING.]
- [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
- [SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.]
- [PHONE DINGS.]
- Simon.
- SIMON: Huh.
Oh.
- Smile for the camera, Simon! [LAUGHS.]
- Cheese! Hi! Hello! We read your tweets and are here to say that this whole haunting thing is a hoax! For sure! Well, I I'm pretty pretty sure - people still go missing here.
- LOGAN: [LAUGHS.]
- You're drunk! - No, I'm serial! They vanish! Ooh! So mysterious! [LAUGHS.]
[PHONE DINGS.]
Barkeep! More shots.
So - You've worked here how long? - [SIMON GRUNTS.]
[SIMON SIGHS.]
I see you are filming, yes? Yeah.
Yeah, we're we're documenting the hotel - and the way that the architecture - Mm.
inspires people to think that it's haunted.
- Yeah.
- I understand.
It is a beautiful hotel [SMACKS LIPS.]
but I prefer you stop.
You know it is a public place.
We value our privacy here.
Sorry.
Okay.
Yeah, you're right.
You're a nice young lady.
Thank you.
He's perfect, isn't he? I should just do the whole series based on the creepy-ass people who work here.
Okay.
Here.
Sorry.
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY, LAUGHS.]
Okay.
Um - I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.
- Yeah, yeah.
It was a good show.
[GROANS.]
Can you pee for me too? [GROANS.]
Huh.
[DINGS.]
What do you think? Feeling haunted? I'm not, 'cause that stuff is bullshit! I'm just pissed this place doesn't have a pool.
[LAUGHS.]
- [SIGHS.]
- [PHONE DINGS.]
[CHUCKLES.]
What the fuck? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
[DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
[SCOFFS.]
Fuck.
[PHONE DINGS.]
OKkay.
So [CHUCKLES.]
I just came back to the room and everything was just perfect.
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
So violating.
[EXHALES.]
[EXHALES.]
[LAUGHS.]
- - So fucked! [CHUCKLES.]
[MAN WHITTLING.]
Hello? Kyle? [CONTINUES WHITTLING.]
Who's in here? Hello? [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING.]
Kyle? [GASPS.]
Who are you? You work here? Okay.
Huh.
You need to You need to leave my room.
I'm reporting you.
You guys are taking this haunting shit way too far.
Seriously, I'm not playing.
[PHONE DINGS.]
[LOGAN SCREAMING.]
[SLASHING.]
[CONTINUES SCREAMING.]
- [SNORING.]
- [GLASSES CLANKING.]
[SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING.]