Angry Kid (1999) s02e07 Episode Script

- Dad.
- Yes? What happens after you die? Well, some people believe that you go to heaven and then there are people who believe you come back in another form.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, what happens after YOU die? I mean, who's gonna drive me to school, buy me toys and sweets and stuff? I mean, you might die at any time.
You might get stabbed or something.
Yeah, but And if that happens, and I hope it doesn't, but if it does, what happens to me? Your mother would look after you.
- And what if she dies, too? - Well, that's hardly likely, is it? It could happen.
She could die on the toilet or something horrible like that, and where does that leave me, for buggery sake? Language.
Look, you really don't have to worry about it, son.
But I do, and you should, too.
It might happen, and then I'll be left alone.
Except for her.
And then we'll starve to death because we won't have nothing to live on.
- That's not true.
- Really? Your mother and I both made a will, so you won't be left with nothing.
- Really? - Of course.
Oh.
Oh, that's all right, then.
So, how much will I get? Can I have it now?