Arab Maklum (2023) s02e07 Episode Script

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-Seng.
-Huh?
What were they talking about? What?
What are you talking about?
Ya Allah!
Mumu and Laela.
What were they talking about?
Oh, you mean what did
Mumu and Laela talk about?
Yes.
Geez, be clear about it.
You guys are just going in circles.
What was it, Han?
Me?
It's complicated, Mud.
So what about it, Id?
-Why me?
-Go.
Why is it me?
-Just be quick about it.
-Come on!
Hey, what's going, on?
What did they say, Id?
-Are you sure it should be me?
-Just do it.
-You sure?
-Yeah.
Ya Allah!
Just get straight to the point.
Don't beat around the bush!
Come on, please tell the story.
So
So
So, in a football game, there is something
called a three-four-three formation.
So that's three defenders,
four midfielders, and three attackers.
Or you can make it three defenders,
three midfielders, two goalkeepers.
It's up to you.
It's up to the coach how
he wants to manage it.
Id.
What does that have to do with Laela?
Oh, was Laela's chin split by the ball?
Astagfirullahaladzim.
Hey.
We were talking about Laela.
Why are you talking about football now?
You moron!
Focus on it, Id!
Just because Laela looks like a ball
Laela, ball, Laela, ball
The ball is kicked! Boing!
Eh, Umi.
Umi.
Why did they suddenly run away, Ba?
What were you talking about, Aba?
Nothing, they were just practicing
gambus music.
I don't think the word "Laela"
is in gambus music.
No, they were just singing gambus music,
not saying "Laela."
The World Cup is about to start, you know.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Umi.
-Yeah?
Ezhar and Uncle Mukhlis are taking us
to Sanur Beach tomorrow.
Yes!
Yay.
Sanur? Isn't Sanur for kites?
Hey. That's kenur, Aba.
Can we go, Ba? Please.
Yeah, you can.
Alhamdulillah. Thank you so much, Aba.
Do you want to come along?
No, I just want to relax at the villa.
In that case,
I'll prepare the clothes for tomorrow.
-Let's go, Sa!
-Okay, let's go.
Thank you, Aba.
HELLO BALI
Yes, that's how it is.
What I mean is, in my area,
in Lhokseumawe, Aceh especially,
infrastructure and educational staff
are still somewhat lacking.
Alhamdulillah, during my term,
everything has been running smoothly
and the teams are all in sync.
Do you plan to run again?
Inshallah, if the people still trust me,
I'm going to run again.
Inshallah.
Astagfirullahaladzim.
Pardon me, but do you want
something to drink?
Mashallah, thank you for the offer.
It's okay, we can just stop by
on the road, right?
Yes.
-Ah, there she is.
-Hello.
Then we'll get going, Ba.
-Are you sure you don't want to come?
-I'll stay at the villa.
If that's so, I'll be going then.
-You are so fragrant.
-I used perfume, Ba.
Because we're going to the beach.
What if I get sweaty?
-I'll go now, okay?
-Sure.
Assalamu alaikum.
Waalaikumsalam.
Please, allow me. Assalamu alaikum.
Waalaikumsalam, Mu.
Please allow us, Ba.
Inshallah, I'll bring Sasa home
before it's nighttime.
Not just Sasa.
Bring my wife home too.
Oh, right. I mean
I'm joking.
Why are you so tense?
-Be careful on the way, okay?
-Thank you, Ba.
-Assalamu alaikum.
-Waalaikumsalam.
Don't worry, Mud.
I've assigned my best agents,
and I've also invited
the key witnesses to the affair.
Bert, remember.
Your job is to follow Mumu.
And you, Id. Pay attention, okay?
-You help Robert.
-All right. Okay.
-Don't let them get away.
-Got it.
Just calm down.
When it comes to tail-chasing,
I'm the expert.
There are several principles
when it comes to tail-chasing.
The first principle is that
we must keep our distance.
Don't get too close.
Don't get too far away.
The second principle.
We have to stay calm. Don't panic.
Because if you panic,
it's hard to control the car's speed.
-Correct.
-Yes.
The third principle.
We must know the characteristics
of the car we are following.
Color. Brand. License plate.
Like in front of us.
The color is black.
There is wood.
There are two people drinking iced drinks.
We have to remember that.
Allahu Akbar!
How could it be a pickup truck now?
Isn't that Mumu's car?
No, it never was, Bert!
-Eh, that isn't it?
-That's not Mumu's car.
How could it be Oh God,
what is wrong with you, Id?
You said earlier that I had to pay
attention to him and I'm watching him.
I meant you had to look ahead
and help him!
-What do you mean? Earlier
-You can't even do a simple job!
Enough, I'm sorry.
Please, don't make a fuss.
Take a look.
Are they brothers or father and son?
Father and son.
I think they are brothers.
You know-it-all! They're father and son.
Look at the straw, it's the same.
So, they are brothers.
If you want to check,
don't look at the straw, but their face.
One is totally ugly.
The other one is newly ugly.
They're father and son.
-They are brothers.
-Whatever!
Stop it! Why are we suddenly
talking about their relationship?
What about Mumu?
After all, I was paying attention to him.
Paying attention my foot!
You can't be trusted at all!
You're just the same!
If someone is talking,
we listen and look at them.
-If we don't, it's not polite.
-Ah. Yes, yes.
That's a different matter!
We're following Mumu now.
-Enough, enough.
-What?
Calm down. We must remember
the second principle.
We have to stay calm.
Don't panic.
Just relax.
Oh, I see. Okay then.
So where is Mumu's car?
Mumu is there.
-Where's Mumu's car?
-Okay, okay.
-Why is he like this?
-Let's find him.
-Mumu is missing now!
-Yes, yes. Take it easy.
They're gone!
This really isn't Mumu's car.
-Where's Mumu?
-Bert, calm down!
-Bert, take a breath.
-Istigfar.
Let it go.
-Ya Allah, why is it like this?
-Where is Mumu's car?
-Okay, enough. Let's just pull over now.
-That means Mumu's car isn't there.
-It's gone now, but it'll come back.
-Easy, Bert. Easy.
-How is it like this?
-Hey, hey!
Oh my! Bert,
let's just pull over now, okay?
-Pull over?
-No, no.
What's wrong with you two?
Pull over, you say?
-We need Mumu's car.
-Yes, we know that.
We'll find them again, Bert.
We are looking for them.
Be patient, you righteous son,
son of the king's thumb,
Aba's son. Oh, my dear, here.
-Come here, my dear. Ya Allah!
-Mumu!
Don't be like this, Bert.
-I'm such a sensitive person, Bert.
-Mumu!
You made me cry! Ya Allah, Id.
-Mumu is gone, Id!
-Mumu!
It's breezy here, isn't it?
Do you like it?
I do.
It reminds us of our youth, doesn't it?
What do you think
about Sasa getting married to Ezhar?
La.
I want to have a serious talk with you.
What's wrong?
Is it about Ezhar?
It's not about Ezhar. It's about me.
Is it really serious?
You're making me nervous.
La,
if only
Gotcha!
Here they are.
Id! Said!
Hey, come here!
What?
Where are you going?
-Over to Laela.
-What for?
I want to warn her while she's still there
since it'll be hard when she's gone.
Astagfirullah. Hey!
Our job is not to give warning.
It's to spy. We're secret agents.
What's wrong with you?
If you go there, we will get caught.
So where should I go?
You're asking me?
Just take a picture somewhere!
Ah, here it is.
Hurry up, it's a good angle!
-Take a picture?
-Yes!
Whoa, this scene is really good,
take the picture!
-All right, wait a second.
-Hurry up, man.
Yeah.
Ya Allah, what happened here?
Geez! It's hard to focus here.
Jubnu.
It's good.
-What is it again?
-That way!
Allahu Akbar.
Give it to me!
What is it now?
I don't mean a selfie.
I mean Laela's affair photos.
See? Just like this.
She should be the one
in the picture. Take it.
Snap, snap, snap.
Then you send it to Aseng.
So we have a proof. Ya Allah.
-It's better if I'm in it.
-Allahu Akbar!
-Send it?
-Just send it.
What do you want? Do you want to read it?
Done.
So annoying.
I'm always wrong.
This is wrong! That is wrong!
We're about to spy,
but you want to warn her instead.
What are they talking about?
Wait, I'll go over there.
Hey! Come back here!
What now, huh?
What now, you say?
I can't hear from here,
that's why I want to go over there.
Ya Allah, Id.
You're really exhausting me.
I'm going to kick your butt.
If you go over there, we will get caught.
I've said it a million times.
We have become secret agent spies.
We can't get caught, Said.
So what now?
I know how we can find out about
what they are talking about.
I've got an idea.
What is it?
But does Ezhar already know?
Not yet.
Just right!
So, this is your idea?
I told you.
If I've intervened,
everything will be settled.
It's good, right?
What's good about this? This is too high.
Yes, just enjoy it.
Just think about the nostalgia.
What do you mean?
You used to be a camel herder, right?
Ya Allah.
Everyone rides motorcycles
nowadays, you know!
And now I'm using a camel again.
Enough, you're always complaining!
Like you had a better idea.
You're only from Condet,
but you're so full of yourself.
-Where?
-That's Laela.
-Did you see that?
-Where?
-Those two are Mumu and Laela.
-You're right.
Wow.
-Hurry, take the picture.
-Yes, I'll take the pic.
I've become scared of heights.
Don't be afraid. You've got me here.
It's swaying around.
That's because we're riding a camel.
-What can I do?
-Take the picture!
Huh?!
-Hey, you got the photo?
-I got it. Let's take a selfie first.
Oh, come on!
Jubnu!
So, how does this stop?
That's what I don't know yet.
-Astagfirullahaladzim.
-I only learned how to get it to stand up.
-I'm afraid, Han.
-It's safe.
This is really high, you know!
Don't make me afraid, man.
How do we get down?
I swear, I don't even know, Id.
Oh my!
-Han?
-Yes?
Where will we go now?
We're back again now.
I want to take the
Let's just take another picture.
-Wait a minute.
-Where is it?
Why did they go?
I don't know.
Where are they, Han?
I don't know. They should be here.
Ah, we lost them again, Han!
Angeline.
Let's just get off!
Angeline, my friend wants to get off.
Go down.
Hurry up, Han.
Wait up. I'm just learning how to ride it.
I don't know how to get down.
I forgot to learn. Hang on.
Astagfirullahaladzim.
-Angeline. Enough. Finished.
-I'm scared.
Angeline.
Just try using language
that it understands.
Down, down.
Sit down.
Sit down.
-Sit down
-That's still just Indonesian!
It's like you know Angeline.
She understands Indonesian.
Only the accent has to be Arabic.
Try telling it to get down!
Go down.
-Angelina, come down.
-Astagfirullahaladzim.
-How can I get down?
-Angelina.
Go down.
I'm scared, Han.
She doesn't want to. What do we do?
-Han, why is it speeding up?
-Get down.
-Oh God! Where will this go, Han?
-Get down, Angeline.
-Han, it's getting faster!
-I don't know. Angeline!
Ya Allah!
That's funny.
You're really funny.
Oh, right, Mahmud.
Koh Aseng said there was something
you wanted to ask me.
So here's the thing, Vanya.
Astagfirullahaladzim!
Koh Aseng!
Koh Aseng.
-Please, focus for a moment.
-Oh, right, right.
What? What is it, Mahmud?
So, you're Mumu's cousin, right?
Yes.
Does Mumu talk to you often?
Yes, he does.
Well, did he ever tell you that he likes
someone or is close to someone?
Vanya, do you like your coffee black,
cappuccino, latte, or iced coconut?
Is there iced coconut?
There's no iced coconut here.
It's not a restaurant.
Mud?
All right then, I want a cafe latte, okay?
Do you want it cold or hot?
Just leave it to Aseng, Vanya.
You'll be tired of hearing him talking.
It's okay, Mahmud.
Koh Aseng is funny.
All right, it's up to you, Koh Aseng.
Okay. Do you want Balinese coffee,
Sumatran coffee
Seng, Seng!
It's up to you.
Just go now.
I'm talking with Vanya, you know.
-Well, it's up to me, okay?
-Okay.
What was it, Mud? Sorry, sorry.
So here's the thing. You know
Vanya.
It's just plain water.
The coffee already has white spots
and is clumping.
It's expired. If you drink it,
your stomach might explode.
Ya Allah, Seng!
Oh, right, Vanya. So, the purpose
of me inviting you here is because
It's okay that I'm the one talking, right?
So, there is something Mahmud
wants to ask you.
Yes, that's the question
from earlier, isn't it?
Which question? He hasn't asked yet.
I've been trying to ask her.
You're the one who keeps interrupting!
So, as far as I know,
Mumu is seeing someone.
Mumu recently told me that
he has an old friend
he's known for 20 years.
But he didn't mention any names.
We've been looking for them everywhere.
We can't find them either.
Who are you looking for?
Mumu!
Oh, Mumu. Right.
How is it going, Han?
I don't know either.
Why are you being so loud?
I'm suspicious.
I think they've already left the beach.
That's so fast.
So what if it's fast?
When people go to the beach,
they should relax and stay for a while.
You dummy!
You know what they're
all about, don't you?
They don't bother
to check their surroundings.
They just focus on each other
and just naturally go quickly.
So what now, Han?
I don't know, Id.
If you're asking me,
then who should I ask?
Me! Me, me, me! Ask me!
Do I sound like an Arab yet?
Do you have a solution?
Ane!
Ane.
Geez!
I'm tired.
Does it use an "á" sound
in ane or just an "a"?
-Whatever!
-Go learn it! Learn it!
So you don't just ask like that.
You can't even memorize the Tajwid.
Ane
Ane
Loudly!
-Here, here.
-Ane! Ane!
Aaa
Aaana.
With eyebrows raised?
Pinch your throat a bit.
Aaana.
I'll just be an ordinary person then.
There is no need to be an Arab.
-Alhamdulillah.
-Alhamdulillah! Ya Allah.
Alhamdulillah.
Ezhar. Uncle Mukhlis.
-Thank you for today.
-You're welcome.
Today was really exciting.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you for taking us home too.
You're welcome, Umi.
Ah, then let's say goodbye, shall we?
-Assalamu alaikum.
-Waalaikumsalam.
Mud, I'm going now. Assalamu alaikum.
Waalaikumsalam.
Assalamu alaikum, Aba.
Waalaikumsalam.
-I'll go inside first, Ba.
-Yes.
Tired, Ba?
Yes.
Mud?
Can we talk for a moment?
Uh, all right.
Zhar, just go home first,
I will follow you later.
-Yes, Ba.
-All right.
I'll go now, Ba.
-Assalamu alaikum.
-Waalaikumsalam.
Take care, Zhar.
The wind is quite strong here,
isn't it, Mud?
How was it, Mu?
Have you enjoyed your trip these two days?
Alhamdulillah. I've always liked Bali.
Well, I usually go alone.
This time it was a bit more special.
Because I'm accompanied by my loved ones.
Mud, what is this about?
You said you have something
to talk to me about.
What is it, Mud?
I just wanted to ask you.
Go ahead.
How do I start?
Okay, if that's the case,
I'll be the first to say it, Mud.
Say what?
Well,
I've actually told Laela about this.
Well, alhamdulillah, Laela agreed.
Well, now it's up to you.
How did we even end up here?
Where is this?
This is Ubud.
Only in Bali.
Would Ubud move to Condet?
Of course it's in Bali!
-I know I was right!
-Enough!
Why are we suddenly fussing over
Condet and Ubud?
So where's Mumu now?
We're still looking for him.
That's right.
Just calm down.
Are you guys hungry?
I'll buy some food, okay?
Food? Good idea.
That would be nice.
Okay then, I want spicy goat fried rice.
-Spicy goat fried rice? All right!
-Yes.
I want chicken with biryani rice.
-The chicken should be thigh meat only.
-That's complicated!
When it comes to food,
I'll take care of it.
Me, me, me!
He keeps saying that.
Doesn't fit you at all!
If the order is wrong, I'm
There he goes again!
I wonder what his mother ate
while she was pregnant with him.
I'm surprised. That's not bad.
There's some truth to it.
Did something hit his head?
It could have.
If that's the case,
when he becomes normal,
you hit him on the back of his head again.
So he'll always be like this.
-Every day, we will smack him, right?
-That's not bad, right?
What should we hit him with?
Check it out.
Is there a car jack or something?
-Nothing here.
-He's acting so oddly.
-Well, what do we use?
-Just use your hands.
You're right. Your hands are big, right?
Of course.
Huh?
Please enjoy.
Great, you're fast.
Why'd you bring this?
Where's the goat rice?
-Huh?
-What's this?
No, rice will be easy.
We should snack on this first.
Oh, come on.
You ask Arabs to snack.
That's not possible.
You're no better.
You protest but it goes into your mouth.
-Is it good?
-It's good, Han.
-Let me try it.
-Yeah, let's try it.
Are you hooked?
-Wow, this is delicious.
-It's delicious.
It's okay then. No need for biryani rice.
This is delicious.
We are good with this snack,
but where's the water?
-I'm thirsty.
-Drinks?
Yes, please.
-Over there.
-How can we drink it?
Oh, it's there.
Hold it up for me.
That one's mine.
-You've got this one.
-No, I want this.
-Hey, this one.
-Huh?
-Why?
-No, I just choose the good one for you.
Here, have a drink.
-Aren't you thirsty? I know you are!
-Where is mine?
-This one?
-Yes.
What is this?
It's delicious but there's something
odd about it. It's a bit fizzy.
Yes, that's what it tastes like.
But what's important is it's delicious
and relieves your thirst, right?
Yes, but it feels a bit warm, doesn't it?
Warm in your body?
Yes, that means it's good.
It stabilizes your body temperature.
-Oh.
-Right?
-Is it a herbal drink?
-I'll have it first.
-I want to try another one, hold it.
-Huh?
You should drink too.
You haven't had enough to drink either.
You might get sick.
Yes, drink it to be healthy.
Keep your body fresh.
It's really good.
Come on, everyone, hurry up.
Don't let it go over time.
You guys are finally awake!
How was last night?
Exciting, right?
Whoa!
What a crazy night!
A trip to Bali with Ahlan Tour!
The beautiful memories must end here.
Awesome!
Mi?
Come here, Aba.
Come here.
Listen.
How come there's such a ruckus
coming from the warehouse?
What's going on there?