Better Late Than Never (2016) s02e07 Episode Script
Morocco - Camels and Snakes and Belly Dancers - Oh My!
1 MALE NARRATOR: Africa birthplace of civilization, home to exotic cultures and unparalleled beauty.
- [RECORD SCRATCH.]
- [CAMEL BLEATS.]
We got any Listerine? It stinks.
NARRATOR: They're back.
[YODELING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
NARRATOR: Four living legends.
Man, I hope my wife don't find out about this.
NARRATOR: Saddle up again Go.
Now.
Go! NARRATOR: For an adventure they'll never forget.
[BOTH MIMIC WOLF HOWLS.]
Time to party! NARRATOR: Starring TV superstar Hold it! [GIGGLES.]
NARRATOR: Henry Winkler.
Cultural icon Hold it, hold it.
Wait! NARRATOR: William Shatner.
NFL Hall-of-Famer Na-na-na-na-na ooh NARRATOR: Terry Bradshaw.
Former heavyweight champion Ay-yi-yi.
NARRATOR: George Foreman.
- Ow.
- NARRATOR: And I thought they'd be more people for sure.
NARRATOR: Jeff Dye as the sidekick.
Tonight I am so ready for this.
NARRATOR: Morocco.
[SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC.]
Follow me.
Let's go.
- Oh, Morocco - Oh, the camel Is this the wildest place you've ever been? Oh, my gosh.
NARRATOR: Just when you thought it was safe to go back on vacation.
- Oh! - [GROANS.]
- Oh! - That was great.
NARRATOR: Better late And they were never seen again.
NARRATOR: Than never.
[SINGING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE.]
Oh, look at these.
Want some dates? - Dates? - Ooh.
- [MAN SHOUTING.]
- I'm sorry.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
[JASON DERULO'S "TALK DIRTY".]
Whoa-ho-ho.
Get jazzy on it We figured for this last leg of the trip, we would go to some place that we know nothing about.
Morocco, here we go.
First class seat on my lap, girl Morocco.
Have you ever been to Morocco? - No, I have not.
- No, me either.
We're leaving Spain and crossing into Africa.
It's so exciting.
Because it will be, I know in my heart, so different.
Monaco.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Man, am I jacked up.
Are you kidding me? The Grand Prix.
No, no, it's Morocco.
- What? - You told me Morocco.
I wrote down Morocco.
That's where we're going is Morocco.
- Morocco? - Yeah.
Not Monaco? No, no, no.
Morocco.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
- - Even the design of the airport is different.
It's already, like, strange and wonderful.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
- [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- - [CAMEL BLEATING.]
- - - [CAMEL BLEATS.]
[CAMEL BLEATS.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
We're here to dive into the culture.
We have to change our wardrobes so we just kind of fit in.
Now, do we approach him from the back? [CAMEL BLEATS.]
Wait a minute.
Why is nobody else dressed like this? Here's the difference between a horse and a camel.
- Yeah.
- When you steer a horse, - like left or right.
- Right.
When you steer a camel, the camel's head comes right back and looks at you.
"Which way do you want to go, sir?" Is that true, what he just said? - No.
- No, it's not true.
What do you mean, is that true? Oh, Bill, he arranged the, uh, travel for us to the hotel.
Camels.
What is wrong with this one? Hey, why do they do that? [CAMEL BLEATING.]
They don't like to be touched on the head.
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
Goofiest sound I ever heard of.
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
I've never ridden a camel before.
And it's exactly the way you think it would be.
Awful.
- [LAUGHS.]
- Okay.
All right, okay.
[GROANS.]
God dang.
They are strange animals.
They need to definitely brush their teeth and a little floss every now and then.
We got any Listerine? This is different from a horse, isn't it? Oh, [BLEEP.]
stinks.
Oh, don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Look at the road.
Take me to the hotel.
[SPEAKING FAKE LANGUAGE.]
- Which way is it? - Uh.
- I say it's that way.
- Towards the sun.
All right, follow me.
Let's go.
Follow you.
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia.
[SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC.]
Morocco.
Sahara Desert.
Morocco.
Casablanca.
Marrakesh.
Morocco cities.
The bazaar, the desert sunset, hidden in the dust of the blowing wind.
- [WIND GUSTING.]
- On a camel.
The grace of movement.
Heading boy.
We don't know which way we're heading.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
Amazing.
Hold it, guys.
I have to pee.
[CAMEL BLEATS.]
[HIP-HOP MUSIC.]
I'm used to sitting in traffic.
I'm from New York and LA.
But I never thought I would be sitting in traffic on a camel.
And is that person giving me the finger? I'm getting rider's rash.
Hey, you reckon they got, uh, valet service here? I'm sure they do.
This place is so big, you can valet your camel.
And if you tip 'em right, they'll wax and wash 'em.
[CAMEL BLEATS.]
Sir, go down.
Terry, that was very graceful.
Sultan Terry has arrived.
I got the valet ticket, guys.
And will you check my check my hump, will you? Come on.
I just valeted a camel.
You'll take good care? Okay.
Uh, Morocco.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
"We are we are here" is what that says.
Now, this is a hotel.
[FLO RIDA'S "G.
D.
F.
R.
".]
It's going down for real - It's going down for real - - - For real - For real, it's going down in the twerk place - - On my private establishment - In the clerk base For real The Beatles stayed here, wrote their music here.
Lift it, drop it What a place of history.
- Wow, look at this.
- This is gorgeous.
- Whoa.
- These people must be loaded.
- Loaded with what? - Money.
Or hashish.
This, my friend, is nice.
You ought to be proud of yourself.
- You done good.
- I did good.
- Yep.
- I nailed this trip.
Not like last time, you know what I'm saying.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Trip's not over.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
- Game on.
- Here we are in Morocco.
And like crazy people, we decided to play tennis in the heat.
- You ready, bub? - Born ready.
Here we come.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[EXHALES.]
What's with the hitting the net? - Is that in? - This is ridiculous.
[LAUGHS.]
You got to get it over the net.
- I'll get it over.
- Yeah, but today.
I haven't played in 20 years.
Four-time Super Bowl champ Terry Bradshaw, extraordinary athlete, extraordinary man.
He played the game like a blind man.
- This is terrible.
- Dang.
All right, your serve, Henry.
Normally I would say this is not something I do.
I'm not very good at it, but, um, I'm gonna try and meet the challenge.
Are you ready? Isn't that this is what they do.
- Nah, I've never seen that.
- Oh.
[DRUM ROLL.]
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC.]
This is really, um, very embarrassing.
Yeah! What a serve! Did you see that? - You win it all, guys.
- Whoo! Thank you, judge.
I am the "GOAT," greatest of all time.
But you already knew that, didn't you? I'm embarrassed to be on the same team with Henry.
I got to tell you that.
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
[CAMELS BLEATING.]
- - Is this the wildest place you've ever been? This might even be more exotic than Japan.
I feel like I'm walking in a movie.
Oh, my God.
Is that a real snake? - [GASPS.]
- Good gracious.
What the hell is Bill doing? I have to applaud Bill because there is nothing he won't try to participate in in order to be part of whatever city we're in.
Bill is gonna get himself killed.
Oh! Can I just say something? Did you see the way that cobra snapped at that guy's face? Not only snapped, did you see the way the hood went up? Yeah, but you got so close.
Yeah, well, that snake was was from the hood.
[LAUGHS.]
What is Bill doing? You know, this trip was about things that we do before we die, not things that make us die.
Bill, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oh! [ROCK MUSIC.]
- [WOMAN YELLING.]
- Wow.
[ROLLS TONGUE.]
[WOMAN CONTINUES YELLING.]
- We're lost.
- This way? - This way.
- [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- That way? - Okay.
[SPEAKING FAKE FRENCH.]
- She speaks English, Bill! - I speak French.
You haven't spoken French in two years with us! You're driving me nuts.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Oh, my God.
- Good gracious.
What the hell is Bill doing? Bill, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oh! This is where somebody's gonna die.
[SNAKE HISSES.]
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
[SNAKE HISSES.]
He's gonna drop it.
I got him.
That thing has more poison than that cobra.
Bill, you all right? [MIMICS MUFFLED GROANS.]
[BOTH LAUGH.]
We're gonna miss you on the next trip, bub.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
One, two.
One, two.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I'm just telling you right now.
Yep.
If that snake bites you and you're, like, bitten on the lip Yeah.
I am not sucking the poison out.
It's good-bye, William.
- You know what, Henry? - What? I vouch for that.
The last person I want sucking my poison out is you.
That's not to play with.
Yeah.
[SOFTLY CLAPS.]
Okay.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, thank you very much.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
This is so different.
Is this the wildest place you've ever been? This place is really like the great unknown.
- The smell is good.
- It's a meat smell.
- There's a meat smell.
- Yeah.
Western civilization has never seen anything like this.
Hey, look at that.
There's a monkey I won't touch.
[SQUEAKING.]
And nobody knows me here.
- Uh, where from? - Yeah.
- The United States.
- United States.
I am really enjoying the freedom of being in the great bazaar and being unknown.
[DRUM, RATTLE MUSIC.]
[BOTH SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
Bill, and you know, as you know, is a little antisocial.
But here he has thrown himself into the dancing and the music.
[SINGING CONTINUES.]
Look at him go.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Wait, hold.
- Hold it, hold it.
- [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
[BOTH SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
I used to be quite a dancer.
[SINGING CONTINUES.]
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
- Hey.
- Oh, man.
Want to buy some teeth? [LIVELY MUSIC.]
- - Where did this guy get all these teeth? I like to think that he just found all these teeth.
'Cause if you own a business on human teeth, how do you get your product? - Good teeth.
- Are they yours? Are they cheaper if they have a cavity? - Look like human teeth.
- Oh, my God.
Look at that.
Oh, no.
It's good luck.
Good luck? You don't think he's a dentist? And he's got a side business of selling the teeth he pulls.
- Maybe.
- This is good luck, come on.
- Ah, you messed up.
- Thank you! I don't think you should be wearing that.
I think you should get I'm gonna stop and get you something else.
Oh, look at these.
- Want some dates? - Dates? - Ooh.
- How much? For the - [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- How much? [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- How much? - I don't know, - but give the man some money.
- Here.
I'd love some dates.
- Oh! - [SHOUTING.]
[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- Uh.
- [BLEEP.]
.
I'm sorry.
- [STAMMERING.]
- [SHOUTING.]
- Here you go.
- Holy [BLEEP.]
.
Sorry about my sorry about [SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- I touched one date.
- You're too strong.
Bad luck, TB.
- You're like Hulk.
- No.
He just [AS HULK.]
Oh, smash! Man, there's something wrong with you.
One date, and the whole thing came falling down.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
We're off on a tuk-tuk.
- - We are headed deep into the souk of this bazaar in Marrakesh.
Wow, now we're, like, in a tunnel.
This is the heartbeat, the cultural center.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Look at this.
- Wow.
Gosh, there is so much.
How wonderful, how absolutely unknown to us.
How much is that? - Yes.
- Why do we have to bargain? Why don't you just pay what they say? But then you say to your friends, "I got this fantastical thing that I really wanted.
" - Right.
- For less money.
- Right.
- How enhancing that is.
- How much? - This one just $1 million.
[LAUGHS.]
I'm not crazy about bargaining.
Unless, of course, it's a cashmere sweater, at which time, I will fight to the death.
What about "I am your friend" price? - "I am your brother"? - Is brother.
300? 250? Never? I'm not gonna pay 500.
I want this for 300.
No, no, 380's not good.
350.
No match for the negotiator.
Man.
Now, the market isn't like Central Market in Dallas where you go in and everything is clean and on ice, and a little thunderstorm goes off and rain goes over the lettuce.
Nah, nah, nah, they ain't going there.
They got snakes and beetles, and they got monkey brains and sheep brains and cow balls and I buy all my designer stuff here.
- Oh, really? - So much cheaper.
You think Bill and Henry are having a great time right now? - [MIMICS BILL'S LAUGH.]
- Yeah.
[AS HENRY.]
Look at all the wonderful ceramic gooses - [AS BILL.]
- You see, no, no.
That they have in this gift shop.
- I love, uh, elephants.
- Yeah.
I think it's a pretty good idea that we split up with those guys.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
This market doesn't just have aisles.
It has miles of aisles.
So beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Would this look good over your mantelpiece? Yes.
[MOPED WHIRRING.]
Henry doesn't know it but I don't know where I'm going.
I have no idea.
[SPEAKING FRENCH.]
Bill.
- We are officially lost.
- We're not lost.
[FAKE FRENCH.]
- No.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Either my French is terrible or I'm not making sense.
Beautiful.
- We are lost.
- I know where we are.
You don't know where we are.
If you know the world, you don't learn anything.
- I don't know the world.
- That's right.
- You don't know the world.
- No.
Columbus didn't know the world.
He worked We're not Columbus.
- We're not on a ship.
- No.
I don't know which way to go now.
- Okay, I'm saying go this way.
- You know I'm saying stay still until we get help.
- Stay still? And bake here.
- Until we get help.
- That's what they say.
- Like a pot of clay.
This doesn't make any sense on the surface, but sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself.
Do you have any water on you? No! [STAMMERS.]
Water.
On the other hand, if you're lost, how do you find yourself? And when you find yourself, how do you know that it's you because you're lost, and it could be somebody else.
- We're gonna die here.
- Yeah.
And you can see the headlines.
- What? - "Shatner and Winkler" "Winkler and Shatner.
" No.
"Shatner and Winkler.
" - Winkler starts with a W.
- Yes, it does.
And that's the end of the alphabet.
Yes, it is.
So, Shatner, Winkler has more chance of making it to the news in first place.
Yes, I know, but my fans like me more because I actually talk to them.
I think my feeling is that way.
- How strong is your feeling? - All right, let's go this way.
Yeah, thank you very much.
The universe will take care of us.
No, not hand to head, hand in my hand.
Ready? Here we go.
- Go forth.
- [SIGHS DRAMATICALLY.]
[ATTEMPTS SPEAKING FRENCH.]
Nada.
Nothing here.
I don't understand you either.
Well, neither do they, and I'm beginning not to understand myself, - which is really painful.
- BOTH: Okay.
We are like to go this way? - This way? - We're lost.
"Perdus.
" - Yes.
- I don't know where to go.
Where to go? - Yes? Where? - Yeah, we don't know how to get to the big square.
- That way? - Okay.
- BOTH: Yeah.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- Give me money? - Money? - BOTH: Yes.
You want how much money? $10.
- It's not far.
- You're gonna take us a few steps.
- What is this? Is this right? - That's too much oh, God.
- But that's what they said.
- But I know but you don't Without them, where we gonna go? You have to bargain, you have to bargain.
Why does bargaining make you uncomfortable? - Seriously? - I'm not sure.
- You little kids are - This way to big square.
- Are making suckers of us.
- Okay.
Yeah, how do you say "no problem" in Arabic? [SPEAKING ARABIC.]
[BOTH SPEAKING ARABIC.]
[SPEAKING ARABIC.]
- Yeah, [SPEAKING ARABIC.]
.
- Okay, there it is.
[UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC.]
Watch your steps.
Everything in Morocco is a step.
Oh, my gosh.
You know, I've seen this, how they move around and clap.
All wiggly.
Boy, I already got to do some praying tonight.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Feeling some guilt.
Don't feel guilt.
I got to get on a plane to go home.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Hello, nice to see you.
- Wow.
- Oh, hello.
[WOMAN YELLING.]
Yeah, I'm with you.
I thought she was scared of you.
- Oh, right here? - [WOMAN YELLING, ROLLS TONGUE.]
- Wow.
- [ROLLS TONGUE.]
[CLAPS.]
- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.
Belly dancers and a woman who is carrying about a billion candles on her head.
Something you can only see here in Morocco.
- Thank you.
- Ah, couscous, guys.
So, um, you deep into the couscous with your hand.
- Which hand? - Well, that's a good question.
One hand needs to know what the other hand is doing.
- Yeah.
- What? You didn't know this? What's that got to do with eating with your hands? Because we eat with our right and, well, you clean yourself with the left.
Clean yourself? What do you mean? You wipe your [BLEEP.]
.
- A small bull? - A ball.
- Make a small ball.
- Oh, okay.
Make a small bowl.
No, not with your left hand.
Oh, no, you put your left hand on there.
You make a ball.
It's hard to eat with just one hand.
[CHEWING.]
- No, no.
- Jeff! What's the matter with you? We're eating from the same dish.
- Oh, boy.
- Don't do that.
You can't ever do that.
You can't do that.
I'm done.
That's it.
No more food for me.
Are there any napkins? Do you guys want to get a hookah? Uh, no, we're all married.
- Huh? - We're all married.
You can't do that.
No, no, it's that giant vape thing over there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a hookah.
What are we gonna do here in Morocco? We wake up tomorrow morning, then what? Oh, there is so much to do.
I want to see a monkey, dude.
All right.
I have an idea.
This thing looks like a genie.
I think it would be great to make a wish about something we'd like to accomplish before we get on that plane to go home.
What is your wish, George? The one thing I'd like to see is, how is boxing here? Not many people know this about me, but I run a charity gym in Houston, Texas, for kids that get out there and learn how to box.
I've been so fortunate in my life because of boxing.
I would just like to give some of that back to the next generation.
Boxing in Morocco.
All right, Jeffrey.
We've been on the road for a long time.
- I kind of miss comedy.
- Okay.
I want to play a Moroccan comedy club.
I'd like to figure out how they laugh here.
All right, Terry.
I hear they have really good race track here in Morocco.
Race track in Morocco.
When I heard we were going to Monaco, I thought to myself, "All right, I'm gonna get to race some cars.
" Then they said, "No, it's not Monaco, it's Morocco.
" So I said, "Uh! I'm still gonna get to race some cars.
" - Billy.
- I see the mysterious desert.
You want to take a camel ride through the desert and visit a tribe.
That's exactly what I want to do.
How did I know that? And I want one last man picnic.
- [BOTH GROAN.]
- Man picnic? Yeah, I love when we sit together.
I like it.
I love Terry being so uncomfortable.
And we have the greatest conversations.
I want a man picnic.
That's right.
A man picnic.
We only have them on our trips.
I want another one before I go home.
Man picnic, please.
You're gonna be disappointed to find out that that just covers food.
Henry, I can't I can't sit around my friends and say that we did two man picnics.
- Yes, it's our secret.
- My people don't understand.
You could call it a dude feast.
I say barbeque.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT.]
Well, that there barbeque [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
And I sat there naked.
They got that barbeque.
Naked.
I was naked.
You're a great actor.
- Naked! - That's some of the worst - Southern I've ever heard.
- What's Southern? - That was right on it.
- So what is that? That's Californian.
[LAUGHTER.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Moroccan legend has it that the Berbers wanted to know the future.
So the tradition became putting a tajine on top of a pole like this, letting it go, and if it broke into large pieces, you'd have a great future.
And if it broke into small pieces, you were wrecked.
I have evolved into a really firm bond of affection for each one of these guys.
Terry, put this on there.
I really admire them for exactly who they are, what they do, where they've been, and what the future has in store for us.
- Take your tajine.
- Yeah.
And let it go, and if it shatters into small pieces, you're screwed.
- Oh.
- Big pieces.
- Big pieces.
- Well, I don't know.
That's a lot of small pieces.
- Okay, here's my tajine.
- All right.
- Tangerine time, let's do this.
- Okay.
I want big pieces, big pieces.
Henry.
- Oh! - Wow.
Big pieces.
But he didn't turn the stick loose.
- He didn't stick - The stick didn't go over.
Hey, hey, hey, there are no rules.
Okay, George, George.
Oh! That's the winner, for sure.
God, you can't get better than that.
You got a great future.
- All right, go ahead.
- All right.
Da-da-dah.
- That's pretty good.
- You cheated.
- No, no, I just let it go.
- And you lost.
You cheated and you lost! - Here's the master himself.
- Yes, that's right.
I don't have a future.
Ready? - Oh, my.
- I don't have a That's a lot of little pieces.
- What does that mean? - Uh-uh.
I'm very proud of the way I did it.
A lot of little pieces means I'm screwed.
- Whoo-hoo! - I got you, you cheater.
[TIRES SCREECH.]
How do you turn this thing around? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
[GROANS.]
[AUDIBLY SHIVERS.]
[SCREAMING.]
- It's for good luck.
- - I told you.
- Get rid of it.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
[ENGINES REVVING.]
- [ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
- This is gonna be awesome.
About time we had a little competition.
All right, America, today, TB wish day.
My final wish was to go racing, and today's the day.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! What did you say about age? The oldest are in the front? Is what you said? - The oldest are in the front.
- Yeah, but that seems unfair.
Remember who won last time we raced? - Come on, Fonz.
- Come on, go.
Come on! That was crazy good.
Whoo! All right! I'm the winner! I'm the winner! Why am I in the back just 'cause I'm the youngest? It doesn't seem fair that they get a head start just 'cause they're old.
I would get it if it was a foot race.
In fact, their knees are newer than mine.
That's ageist.
- So where is the brake? - It's on the left.
- Where's the accelerator? - The gas on the right, like every other automobile in the world, Bill.
- Where's the key? - Forget senior moment.
These guys are having senior minutes.
No, it doesn't go.
It won't go over my head.
Bill's head's too big for his helmet.
Bucket head, he's got.
[LAUGHING.]
Don't be mad at me.
There it is.
My head's too big for this helmet.
I don't know who wore this helmet before me.
That's much better.
Thank you very much.
Gotta clean here.
You got Henry running his own car wash.
Terry's trying to put his sunglasses over his helmet.
- I just want to get going.
- Good luck today, bub.
Ready, go.
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC.]
Aw, yeah.
Here we go.
There it is.
Jeff jump starts the race.
Whoo-hoo! Can't be cheating like that.
Here we go again I got you, you cheater.
[TIRES SCREECH.]
Come on, George.
I'm afraid you're never Hey, wait for me! Oh, oh, I want some more Watch out.
TB coming in hot.
Coming after you, boys.
[LAUGHING.]
Well, I thought I was winning, but then Bill passed me going the other way.
You're going the wrong way.
Oh! I'm going the wrong way.
I'm going the wrong way! How do you turn this thing around? [TIRES SCREECH.]
[LAUGHS.]
Here we are again I'm beating Bill! Oh.
I guess not.
[TIRES SCREECH.]
[LAUGHING.]
Karma.
Karma strikes again.
First, Terry's going the wrong way, and now I'm spun out on an embankment.
Okay.
Okay.
This whole thing is a travesty.
Oh, oh, I want some more Whoo-hoo! Jeff, he's a cheater.
Just 'cause you gonna win this thing, you took the shortcut, that's wrong.
How can you be satisfied with yourself? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Say goodbye to my heart tonight I'm first.
I won.
I've won again.
I can't believe it.
Twice! Twice on this trip.
Yay, Henry! Whoo! Victory! Whoo! There was a lot of cheating going on here.
I was here first.
You still haven't finished the course.
Oh.
[LAUGHING.]
You're lacking a lap.
How many more laps did I have? You're a lap short, bub.
Here I am thinking I won the race.
I didn't even finish.
Everyone should be disqualified except one.
You're really enforcing stereotypes about old people behind the wheel.
- Jeff jumped the start.
- He took shortcuts.
I can't really congratulate you for winning - because you cheated.
- I won, though.
- No, you cheated.
- Yeah, but I won.
- You guys are full of excuses.
- Anything to win.
- What a cheater.
- It's like my dad always says, "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
" My mom hated it when he used to say that.
[LAUGHING.]
[JAZZY MUSIC.]
- BOTH: Hello.
- Hi, guys.
- How are you, how are you? - Hi, hello, Jeff.
Henry had kind of a rough day.
He could use a little R and R.
- What is this? - Hammam.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh, my God! Okay.
Can we be done with this part? [GROANS.]
This is the opposite of relaxing.
- - Oh-ho-ho.
Why would sandpaper be, like, really comfortable in a massage? Oh, no, no, no.
Whoa.
My arm doesn't go that way.
Stay - Oh! - Oh, my! Oh, my! Thank you, that was great.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
I'm calling it.
That's it, I'm calling it.
I am done with this massage.
I'm bleeding internally.
[HIGH-PITCHED GROANING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- Hey.
- Hey! - Hey, guys.
- ALL: Hey! Yeah.
George Foreman, everybody.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
I'm really excited about this gym.
They're doing what I'm trying to do in my gym in Houston, Texas.
I saw young kids getting into a lot of trouble at home.
So I decided to make a boxing gym for the kids.
Get 'em, George.
Boy, are you showing them the jab? - Yeah.
- My favorite punch, guys.
The left jab.
You visit with kids, underprivileged, and make them think about dreams, develop their lives and do something special with it.
The most important thing is bringing it back faster than it goes out.
Recall.
Try it.
Try it, yeah.
For all these young kids to finally get to see a world heavyweight champion boxer.
Can you imagine the impact that George is gonna have on their life? - Oh, let's see it.
- George, George.
George, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, George.
I'm a dreamer, baby - Can you jab? - Yeah.
- Get him, tiger.
- Let's see.
Ooh, my.
Ooh.
George, I like this guy.
Yes, great.
That's good.
I'm a dreamer - Yeah.
- Yeah, nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Boxing changed my life, and I just think I may just see that one kid in the gym here, and it may be a life-changing experience for him.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
George is the most recognized person anywhere we have gone in the world, and those young men were no exception.
I had a mom.
She couldn't afford three meals for me.
Maybe one meal in one day.
And I said I wanted to be a boxer.
Went down to the gym, and the boxing coach said, "You can't box.
" I said, "No.
" Coaches that didn't like me, that didn't mean anything.
I went on to become an Olympic gold medalist, heavyweight champion of the world, two times, and I was able to buy my mom three meals in a day.
[UPLIFTING MUSIC.]
You can do this, too.
All you got to do is dream, and don't let anybody let you give it up.
All right, George! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Yeah! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
You never know when a little intervention can just come in and change the whole course of a kid's life.
It's been an honor for me to visit with you, and in return I'd like to maybe give you something special.
No boxer's is much good without gloves.
Make certain if you put them on, you intend to be the best there ever was, okay? [APPLAUSE.]
Being here with these kids has been the highlight of this whole trip for me.
Smile, Terry.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
Well, time for Henry's wish.
Our final man picnic of the trip.
I gotta tell you, I'm not excited.
Out of all the things you could have chose, you chose a man picnic, huh? You can't even refer this to as a picnic.
- This isn't a picnic.
- Most embarrassing thing - I've ever done in my life.
- Is? Man picnics.
- Oh, jeez.
- Oh, my God.
Here we are again.
George, you want to play Frisbee with me? - [LAUGHS.]
- Man picnics suck.
Oh, man, y'all make me nervous.
Look, I'm sweating.
We're going home in a few days.
I'm not gonna see you.
We're not gonna be together.
I have a confession to make.
There is something that I wanted to do.
I've never been able to do it.
I play the guy that did it.
And I would like to try it.
- This sounds inappropriate.
- No, no, no.
I've never really ridden a motorcycle.
[RECORD SCRATCHES.]
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
I could talk that ambulance driver into just following Will you stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait for me.
I am not happy.
Nice.
Hey! - [YELLS.]
- No.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
I've never really ridden a motorcycle.
You're telling me Henry Winkler, the Fonz, has never rode a motorcycle? I don't like motorcycles.
The Fonz rode the bike.
Different human being from Henry.
They got me Steve McQueen's Triumph that he used to jump the fence in "The Great Escape.
" I have to ride it for 5 feet.
I push the wrong thing.
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
I smashed into the sound truck, nearly killed the director of photography.
The bike went down.
I slid under that truck.
They came running and said, "Is the bike okay?" - Yeah.
- 'Cause it was rented.
- Oh, gee.
- And then they got me.
Henry's never ridden a motorcycle.
I wonder if I could help him.
Henry, you dream of learning how to do a motorcycle.
Yeah, I'd like to do that.
Well, we should get on a Vespa, which is very simple.
Let's go out to the desert where Lawrence of Arabia rode his camel with the Bedouins, uh, asleep at night.
You can't ride a motorcycle in the desert.
Yes, you can.
There's nothing to run into, Terry.
Did he just call me Terry? You can fall, and it's nothing.
- There aren't any trees.
- You can't get hurt.
No one's ever died on a Vespa.
No, it's when they hit the ground.
That's when they die.
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
- - [SHEEP BLEATING.]
- - [TIRES SCREECHING.]
- - [WOMAN SCREAMING.]
- [CAMEL BLEATING.]
You got to face your fear, Henry.
Face your fear.
We can teach you.
- All right.
- On a Vespa.
Thank you, gent gentlemen, thank you.
Do I want to put myself in this situation again? Apparently, yes, I'm going to.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
Today we're gonna help Henry Winkler accomplish something that he's always wanted to do.
- There it is.
- I like the color.
- It's great, right? - Color's good.
This is a huge moment.
Henry never been on a motorcycle of any type ever.
You got this, no prob I've seen family of fives on this thing, driving down the road.
It's got two wheels.
They go in that direction.
I'm conquering my fear.
I am riding that scooter.
I know you guys are gonna support me.
Absolutely, Henry.
Hey, check.
- We got an ambulance here.
- Just in case.
- Just in case.
- Don't show him that.
In case something happens, we're gonna get him to the hospital.
- In seconds.
- Would you stop? Nothing's gonna happen.
What's your blood type? - I don't know - Will you stop! - What my blood type is.
- For God's sake! Oscar Wilde said, "The thing that you're afraid of is probably the next thing you should do.
" Why don't you keep your thoughts to yourself, Oscar? - Do I take the stand off first? - Yes.
- No, no.
Maybe.
- What do you mean "maybe"? I don't really know much about these things.
- Nobody uses the stand.
- Could you pull that ambulance up here a little closer! - Relax, relax.
- Don't wave off bugs - and stuff, let them hit you.
- I am not relaxed.
I want to just tell you right off the bat.
- I understand, but - I can talk that ambulance driver in to just following - Will you stop! - All right.
Fire it up.
- Right, I try.
- Little bit, little bit.
- There you go.
- Come on.
- Little bit.
Little bit.
- There you go, whoa.
- Just a little bit.
- Yeah, Henry! - Pick your feet up! - Just a little bit! Oh! Pick your feet up! There you go! - There you go.
- Whoo! Get go, go, go! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[VESPA BEEPING.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait for me! Now, we're only halfway through Morocco, and Morocco is only 8 miles away from Spain.
And yet it seems like a lifetime in difference.
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
Ho-ho-ho-ho.
Okay.
All right, okay.
They say that life favors those that are brave.
And it is easy to be brave 'cause we're together.
We're friends.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh! That's nothing to play with.
That is what our trip is all about.
To catch each other, to hold each other up.
Good luck today, bub.
[ENGINE ROARING.]
I'm beating Bill! Oh, no, I guess not.
To cheer each other, support each other, and take a chance.
Take a chance on life.
- [RECORD SCRATCH.]
- [CAMEL BLEATS.]
We got any Listerine? It stinks.
NARRATOR: They're back.
[YODELING.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
NARRATOR: Four living legends.
Man, I hope my wife don't find out about this.
NARRATOR: Saddle up again Go.
Now.
Go! NARRATOR: For an adventure they'll never forget.
[BOTH MIMIC WOLF HOWLS.]
Time to party! NARRATOR: Starring TV superstar Hold it! [GIGGLES.]
NARRATOR: Henry Winkler.
Cultural icon Hold it, hold it.
Wait! NARRATOR: William Shatner.
NFL Hall-of-Famer Na-na-na-na-na ooh NARRATOR: Terry Bradshaw.
Former heavyweight champion Ay-yi-yi.
NARRATOR: George Foreman.
- Ow.
- NARRATOR: And I thought they'd be more people for sure.
NARRATOR: Jeff Dye as the sidekick.
Tonight I am so ready for this.
NARRATOR: Morocco.
[SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC.]
Follow me.
Let's go.
- Oh, Morocco - Oh, the camel Is this the wildest place you've ever been? Oh, my gosh.
NARRATOR: Just when you thought it was safe to go back on vacation.
- Oh! - [GROANS.]
- Oh! - That was great.
NARRATOR: Better late And they were never seen again.
NARRATOR: Than never.
[SINGING IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE.]
Oh, look at these.
Want some dates? - Dates? - Ooh.
- [MAN SHOUTING.]
- I'm sorry.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
[JASON DERULO'S "TALK DIRTY".]
Whoa-ho-ho.
Get jazzy on it We figured for this last leg of the trip, we would go to some place that we know nothing about.
Morocco, here we go.
First class seat on my lap, girl Morocco.
Have you ever been to Morocco? - No, I have not.
- No, me either.
We're leaving Spain and crossing into Africa.
It's so exciting.
Because it will be, I know in my heart, so different.
Monaco.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Man, am I jacked up.
Are you kidding me? The Grand Prix.
No, no, it's Morocco.
- What? - You told me Morocco.
I wrote down Morocco.
That's where we're going is Morocco.
- Morocco? - Yeah.
Not Monaco? No, no, no.
Morocco.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
- - Even the design of the airport is different.
It's already, like, strange and wonderful.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
- [SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- - [CAMEL BLEATING.]
- - - [CAMEL BLEATS.]
[CAMEL BLEATS.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
We're here to dive into the culture.
We have to change our wardrobes so we just kind of fit in.
Now, do we approach him from the back? [CAMEL BLEATS.]
Wait a minute.
Why is nobody else dressed like this? Here's the difference between a horse and a camel.
- Yeah.
- When you steer a horse, - like left or right.
- Right.
When you steer a camel, the camel's head comes right back and looks at you.
"Which way do you want to go, sir?" Is that true, what he just said? - No.
- No, it's not true.
What do you mean, is that true? Oh, Bill, he arranged the, uh, travel for us to the hotel.
Camels.
What is wrong with this one? Hey, why do they do that? [CAMEL BLEATING.]
They don't like to be touched on the head.
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
Goofiest sound I ever heard of.
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
I've never ridden a camel before.
And it's exactly the way you think it would be.
Awful.
- [LAUGHS.]
- Okay.
All right, okay.
[GROANS.]
God dang.
They are strange animals.
They need to definitely brush their teeth and a little floss every now and then.
We got any Listerine? This is different from a horse, isn't it? Oh, [BLEEP.]
stinks.
Oh, don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Look at the road.
Take me to the hotel.
[SPEAKING FAKE LANGUAGE.]
- Which way is it? - Uh.
- I say it's that way.
- Towards the sun.
All right, follow me.
Let's go.
Follow you.
I feel like Lawrence of Arabia.
[SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC.]
Morocco.
Sahara Desert.
Morocco.
Casablanca.
Marrakesh.
Morocco cities.
The bazaar, the desert sunset, hidden in the dust of the blowing wind.
- [WIND GUSTING.]
- On a camel.
The grace of movement.
Heading boy.
We don't know which way we're heading.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
Amazing.
Hold it, guys.
I have to pee.
[CAMEL BLEATS.]
[HIP-HOP MUSIC.]
I'm used to sitting in traffic.
I'm from New York and LA.
But I never thought I would be sitting in traffic on a camel.
And is that person giving me the finger? I'm getting rider's rash.
Hey, you reckon they got, uh, valet service here? I'm sure they do.
This place is so big, you can valet your camel.
And if you tip 'em right, they'll wax and wash 'em.
[CAMEL BLEATS.]
Sir, go down.
Terry, that was very graceful.
Sultan Terry has arrived.
I got the valet ticket, guys.
And will you check my check my hump, will you? Come on.
I just valeted a camel.
You'll take good care? Okay.
Uh, Morocco.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
"We are we are here" is what that says.
Now, this is a hotel.
[FLO RIDA'S "G.
D.
F.
R.
".]
It's going down for real - It's going down for real - - - For real - For real, it's going down in the twerk place - - On my private establishment - In the clerk base For real The Beatles stayed here, wrote their music here.
Lift it, drop it What a place of history.
- Wow, look at this.
- This is gorgeous.
- Whoa.
- These people must be loaded.
- Loaded with what? - Money.
Or hashish.
This, my friend, is nice.
You ought to be proud of yourself.
- You done good.
- I did good.
- Yep.
- I nailed this trip.
Not like last time, you know what I'm saying.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Trip's not over.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
- Game on.
- Here we are in Morocco.
And like crazy people, we decided to play tennis in the heat.
- You ready, bub? - Born ready.
Here we come.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[EXHALES.]
What's with the hitting the net? - Is that in? - This is ridiculous.
[LAUGHS.]
You got to get it over the net.
- I'll get it over.
- Yeah, but today.
I haven't played in 20 years.
Four-time Super Bowl champ Terry Bradshaw, extraordinary athlete, extraordinary man.
He played the game like a blind man.
- This is terrible.
- Dang.
All right, your serve, Henry.
Normally I would say this is not something I do.
I'm not very good at it, but, um, I'm gonna try and meet the challenge.
Are you ready? Isn't that this is what they do.
- Nah, I've never seen that.
- Oh.
[DRUM ROLL.]
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC.]
This is really, um, very embarrassing.
Yeah! What a serve! Did you see that? - You win it all, guys.
- Whoo! Thank you, judge.
I am the "GOAT," greatest of all time.
But you already knew that, didn't you? I'm embarrassed to be on the same team with Henry.
I got to tell you that.
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
[CAMELS BLEATING.]
- - Is this the wildest place you've ever been? This might even be more exotic than Japan.
I feel like I'm walking in a movie.
Oh, my God.
Is that a real snake? - [GASPS.]
- Good gracious.
What the hell is Bill doing? I have to applaud Bill because there is nothing he won't try to participate in in order to be part of whatever city we're in.
Bill is gonna get himself killed.
Oh! Can I just say something? Did you see the way that cobra snapped at that guy's face? Not only snapped, did you see the way the hood went up? Yeah, but you got so close.
Yeah, well, that snake was was from the hood.
[LAUGHS.]
What is Bill doing? You know, this trip was about things that we do before we die, not things that make us die.
Bill, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oh! [ROCK MUSIC.]
- [WOMAN YELLING.]
- Wow.
[ROLLS TONGUE.]
[WOMAN CONTINUES YELLING.]
- We're lost.
- This way? - This way.
- [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- That way? - Okay.
[SPEAKING FAKE FRENCH.]
- She speaks English, Bill! - I speak French.
You haven't spoken French in two years with us! You're driving me nuts.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
- Oh, my God.
- Good gracious.
What the hell is Bill doing? Bill, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oh! This is where somebody's gonna die.
[SNAKE HISSES.]
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
[SNAKE HISSES.]
He's gonna drop it.
I got him.
That thing has more poison than that cobra.
Bill, you all right? [MIMICS MUFFLED GROANS.]
[BOTH LAUGH.]
We're gonna miss you on the next trip, bub.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
One, two.
One, two.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
I'm just telling you right now.
Yep.
If that snake bites you and you're, like, bitten on the lip Yeah.
I am not sucking the poison out.
It's good-bye, William.
- You know what, Henry? - What? I vouch for that.
The last person I want sucking my poison out is you.
That's not to play with.
Yeah.
[SOFTLY CLAPS.]
Okay.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, thank you very much.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
This is so different.
Is this the wildest place you've ever been? This place is really like the great unknown.
- The smell is good.
- It's a meat smell.
- There's a meat smell.
- Yeah.
Western civilization has never seen anything like this.
Hey, look at that.
There's a monkey I won't touch.
[SQUEAKING.]
And nobody knows me here.
- Uh, where from? - Yeah.
- The United States.
- United States.
I am really enjoying the freedom of being in the great bazaar and being unknown.
[DRUM, RATTLE MUSIC.]
[BOTH SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
Bill, and you know, as you know, is a little antisocial.
But here he has thrown himself into the dancing and the music.
[SINGING CONTINUES.]
Look at him go.
Hey, hey, wait a minute.
Wait, hold.
- Hold it, hold it.
- [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
[BOTH SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
I used to be quite a dancer.
[SINGING CONTINUES.]
Oh, my God.
Look at this.
- Hey.
- Oh, man.
Want to buy some teeth? [LIVELY MUSIC.]
- - Where did this guy get all these teeth? I like to think that he just found all these teeth.
'Cause if you own a business on human teeth, how do you get your product? - Good teeth.
- Are they yours? Are they cheaper if they have a cavity? - Look like human teeth.
- Oh, my God.
Look at that.
Oh, no.
It's good luck.
Good luck? You don't think he's a dentist? And he's got a side business of selling the teeth he pulls.
- Maybe.
- This is good luck, come on.
- Ah, you messed up.
- Thank you! I don't think you should be wearing that.
I think you should get I'm gonna stop and get you something else.
Oh, look at these.
- Want some dates? - Dates? - Ooh.
- How much? For the - [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- How much? [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- How much? - I don't know, - but give the man some money.
- Here.
I'd love some dates.
- Oh! - [SHOUTING.]
[SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- Uh.
- [BLEEP.]
.
I'm sorry.
- [STAMMERING.]
- [SHOUTING.]
- Here you go.
- Holy [BLEEP.]
.
Sorry about my sorry about [SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- I touched one date.
- You're too strong.
Bad luck, TB.
- You're like Hulk.
- No.
He just [AS HULK.]
Oh, smash! Man, there's something wrong with you.
One date, and the whole thing came falling down.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
We're off on a tuk-tuk.
- - We are headed deep into the souk of this bazaar in Marrakesh.
Wow, now we're, like, in a tunnel.
This is the heartbeat, the cultural center.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Look at this.
- Wow.
Gosh, there is so much.
How wonderful, how absolutely unknown to us.
How much is that? - Yes.
- Why do we have to bargain? Why don't you just pay what they say? But then you say to your friends, "I got this fantastical thing that I really wanted.
" - Right.
- For less money.
- Right.
- How enhancing that is.
- How much? - This one just $1 million.
[LAUGHS.]
I'm not crazy about bargaining.
Unless, of course, it's a cashmere sweater, at which time, I will fight to the death.
What about "I am your friend" price? - "I am your brother"? - Is brother.
300? 250? Never? I'm not gonna pay 500.
I want this for 300.
No, no, 380's not good.
350.
No match for the negotiator.
Man.
Now, the market isn't like Central Market in Dallas where you go in and everything is clean and on ice, and a little thunderstorm goes off and rain goes over the lettuce.
Nah, nah, nah, they ain't going there.
They got snakes and beetles, and they got monkey brains and sheep brains and cow balls and I buy all my designer stuff here.
- Oh, really? - So much cheaper.
You think Bill and Henry are having a great time right now? - [MIMICS BILL'S LAUGH.]
- Yeah.
[AS HENRY.]
Look at all the wonderful ceramic gooses - [AS BILL.]
- You see, no, no.
That they have in this gift shop.
- I love, uh, elephants.
- Yeah.
I think it's a pretty good idea that we split up with those guys.
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
This market doesn't just have aisles.
It has miles of aisles.
So beautiful.
Oh, my God.
Would this look good over your mantelpiece? Yes.
[MOPED WHIRRING.]
Henry doesn't know it but I don't know where I'm going.
I have no idea.
[SPEAKING FRENCH.]
Bill.
- We are officially lost.
- We're not lost.
[FAKE FRENCH.]
- No.
- Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Either my French is terrible or I'm not making sense.
Beautiful.
- We are lost.
- I know where we are.
You don't know where we are.
If you know the world, you don't learn anything.
- I don't know the world.
- That's right.
- You don't know the world.
- No.
Columbus didn't know the world.
He worked We're not Columbus.
- We're not on a ship.
- No.
I don't know which way to go now.
- Okay, I'm saying go this way.
- You know I'm saying stay still until we get help.
- Stay still? And bake here.
- Until we get help.
- That's what they say.
- Like a pot of clay.
This doesn't make any sense on the surface, but sometimes you have to get lost to find yourself.
Do you have any water on you? No! [STAMMERS.]
Water.
On the other hand, if you're lost, how do you find yourself? And when you find yourself, how do you know that it's you because you're lost, and it could be somebody else.
- We're gonna die here.
- Yeah.
And you can see the headlines.
- What? - "Shatner and Winkler" "Winkler and Shatner.
" No.
"Shatner and Winkler.
" - Winkler starts with a W.
- Yes, it does.
And that's the end of the alphabet.
Yes, it is.
So, Shatner, Winkler has more chance of making it to the news in first place.
Yes, I know, but my fans like me more because I actually talk to them.
I think my feeling is that way.
- How strong is your feeling? - All right, let's go this way.
Yeah, thank you very much.
The universe will take care of us.
No, not hand to head, hand in my hand.
Ready? Here we go.
- Go forth.
- [SIGHS DRAMATICALLY.]
[ATTEMPTS SPEAKING FRENCH.]
Nada.
Nothing here.
I don't understand you either.
Well, neither do they, and I'm beginning not to understand myself, - which is really painful.
- BOTH: Okay.
We are like to go this way? - This way? - We're lost.
"Perdus.
" - Yes.
- I don't know where to go.
Where to go? - Yes? Where? - Yeah, we don't know how to get to the big square.
- That way? - Okay.
- BOTH: Yeah.
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- Give me money? - Money? - BOTH: Yes.
You want how much money? $10.
- It's not far.
- You're gonna take us a few steps.
- What is this? Is this right? - That's too much oh, God.
- But that's what they said.
- But I know but you don't Without them, where we gonna go? You have to bargain, you have to bargain.
Why does bargaining make you uncomfortable? - Seriously? - I'm not sure.
- You little kids are - This way to big square.
- Are making suckers of us.
- Okay.
Yeah, how do you say "no problem" in Arabic? [SPEAKING ARABIC.]
[BOTH SPEAKING ARABIC.]
[SPEAKING ARABIC.]
- Yeah, [SPEAKING ARABIC.]
.
- Okay, there it is.
[UPBEAT CLUB MUSIC.]
Watch your steps.
Everything in Morocco is a step.
Oh, my gosh.
You know, I've seen this, how they move around and clap.
All wiggly.
Boy, I already got to do some praying tonight.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
Feeling some guilt.
Don't feel guilt.
I got to get on a plane to go home.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Hello, nice to see you.
- Wow.
- Oh, hello.
[WOMAN YELLING.]
Yeah, I'm with you.
I thought she was scared of you.
- Oh, right here? - [WOMAN YELLING, ROLLS TONGUE.]
- Wow.
- [ROLLS TONGUE.]
[CLAPS.]
- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.
Belly dancers and a woman who is carrying about a billion candles on her head.
Something you can only see here in Morocco.
- Thank you.
- Ah, couscous, guys.
So, um, you deep into the couscous with your hand.
- Which hand? - Well, that's a good question.
One hand needs to know what the other hand is doing.
- Yeah.
- What? You didn't know this? What's that got to do with eating with your hands? Because we eat with our right and, well, you clean yourself with the left.
Clean yourself? What do you mean? You wipe your [BLEEP.]
.
- A small bull? - A ball.
- Make a small ball.
- Oh, okay.
Make a small bowl.
No, not with your left hand.
Oh, no, you put your left hand on there.
You make a ball.
It's hard to eat with just one hand.
[CHEWING.]
- No, no.
- Jeff! What's the matter with you? We're eating from the same dish.
- Oh, boy.
- Don't do that.
You can't ever do that.
You can't do that.
I'm done.
That's it.
No more food for me.
Are there any napkins? Do you guys want to get a hookah? Uh, no, we're all married.
- Huh? - We're all married.
You can't do that.
No, no, it's that giant vape thing over there.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a hookah.
What are we gonna do here in Morocco? We wake up tomorrow morning, then what? Oh, there is so much to do.
I want to see a monkey, dude.
All right.
I have an idea.
This thing looks like a genie.
I think it would be great to make a wish about something we'd like to accomplish before we get on that plane to go home.
What is your wish, George? The one thing I'd like to see is, how is boxing here? Not many people know this about me, but I run a charity gym in Houston, Texas, for kids that get out there and learn how to box.
I've been so fortunate in my life because of boxing.
I would just like to give some of that back to the next generation.
Boxing in Morocco.
All right, Jeffrey.
We've been on the road for a long time.
- I kind of miss comedy.
- Okay.
I want to play a Moroccan comedy club.
I'd like to figure out how they laugh here.
All right, Terry.
I hear they have really good race track here in Morocco.
Race track in Morocco.
When I heard we were going to Monaco, I thought to myself, "All right, I'm gonna get to race some cars.
" Then they said, "No, it's not Monaco, it's Morocco.
" So I said, "Uh! I'm still gonna get to race some cars.
" - Billy.
- I see the mysterious desert.
You want to take a camel ride through the desert and visit a tribe.
That's exactly what I want to do.
How did I know that? And I want one last man picnic.
- [BOTH GROAN.]
- Man picnic? Yeah, I love when we sit together.
I like it.
I love Terry being so uncomfortable.
And we have the greatest conversations.
I want a man picnic.
That's right.
A man picnic.
We only have them on our trips.
I want another one before I go home.
Man picnic, please.
You're gonna be disappointed to find out that that just covers food.
Henry, I can't I can't sit around my friends and say that we did two man picnics.
- Yes, it's our secret.
- My people don't understand.
You could call it a dude feast.
I say barbeque.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT.]
Well, that there barbeque [MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
And I sat there naked.
They got that barbeque.
Naked.
I was naked.
You're a great actor.
- Naked! - That's some of the worst - Southern I've ever heard.
- What's Southern? - That was right on it.
- So what is that? That's Californian.
[LAUGHTER.]
[UPBEAT MUSIC.]
Moroccan legend has it that the Berbers wanted to know the future.
So the tradition became putting a tajine on top of a pole like this, letting it go, and if it broke into large pieces, you'd have a great future.
And if it broke into small pieces, you were wrecked.
I have evolved into a really firm bond of affection for each one of these guys.
Terry, put this on there.
I really admire them for exactly who they are, what they do, where they've been, and what the future has in store for us.
- Take your tajine.
- Yeah.
And let it go, and if it shatters into small pieces, you're screwed.
- Oh.
- Big pieces.
- Big pieces.
- Well, I don't know.
That's a lot of small pieces.
- Okay, here's my tajine.
- All right.
- Tangerine time, let's do this.
- Okay.
I want big pieces, big pieces.
Henry.
- Oh! - Wow.
Big pieces.
But he didn't turn the stick loose.
- He didn't stick - The stick didn't go over.
Hey, hey, hey, there are no rules.
Okay, George, George.
Oh! That's the winner, for sure.
God, you can't get better than that.
You got a great future.
- All right, go ahead.
- All right.
Da-da-dah.
- That's pretty good.
- You cheated.
- No, no, I just let it go.
- And you lost.
You cheated and you lost! - Here's the master himself.
- Yes, that's right.
I don't have a future.
Ready? - Oh, my.
- I don't have a That's a lot of little pieces.
- What does that mean? - Uh-uh.
I'm very proud of the way I did it.
A lot of little pieces means I'm screwed.
- Whoo-hoo! - I got you, you cheater.
[TIRES SCREECH.]
How do you turn this thing around? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
[GROANS.]
[AUDIBLY SHIVERS.]
[SCREAMING.]
- It's for good luck.
- - I told you.
- Get rid of it.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
[ENGINES REVVING.]
- [ELECTRONIC MUSIC.]
- This is gonna be awesome.
About time we had a little competition.
All right, America, today, TB wish day.
My final wish was to go racing, and today's the day.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! What did you say about age? The oldest are in the front? Is what you said? - The oldest are in the front.
- Yeah, but that seems unfair.
Remember who won last time we raced? - Come on, Fonz.
- Come on, go.
Come on! That was crazy good.
Whoo! All right! I'm the winner! I'm the winner! Why am I in the back just 'cause I'm the youngest? It doesn't seem fair that they get a head start just 'cause they're old.
I would get it if it was a foot race.
In fact, their knees are newer than mine.
That's ageist.
- So where is the brake? - It's on the left.
- Where's the accelerator? - The gas on the right, like every other automobile in the world, Bill.
- Where's the key? - Forget senior moment.
These guys are having senior minutes.
No, it doesn't go.
It won't go over my head.
Bill's head's too big for his helmet.
Bucket head, he's got.
[LAUGHING.]
Don't be mad at me.
There it is.
My head's too big for this helmet.
I don't know who wore this helmet before me.
That's much better.
Thank you very much.
Gotta clean here.
You got Henry running his own car wash.
Terry's trying to put his sunglasses over his helmet.
- I just want to get going.
- Good luck today, bub.
Ready, go.
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC.]
Aw, yeah.
Here we go.
There it is.
Jeff jump starts the race.
Whoo-hoo! Can't be cheating like that.
Here we go again I got you, you cheater.
[TIRES SCREECH.]
Come on, George.
I'm afraid you're never Hey, wait for me! Oh, oh, I want some more Watch out.
TB coming in hot.
Coming after you, boys.
[LAUGHING.]
Well, I thought I was winning, but then Bill passed me going the other way.
You're going the wrong way.
Oh! I'm going the wrong way.
I'm going the wrong way! How do you turn this thing around? [TIRES SCREECH.]
[LAUGHS.]
Here we are again I'm beating Bill! Oh.
I guess not.
[TIRES SCREECH.]
[LAUGHING.]
Karma.
Karma strikes again.
First, Terry's going the wrong way, and now I'm spun out on an embankment.
Okay.
Okay.
This whole thing is a travesty.
Oh, oh, I want some more Whoo-hoo! Jeff, he's a cheater.
Just 'cause you gonna win this thing, you took the shortcut, that's wrong.
How can you be satisfied with yourself? What are you waiting for? What are you waiting for? Say goodbye to my heart tonight I'm first.
I won.
I've won again.
I can't believe it.
Twice! Twice on this trip.
Yay, Henry! Whoo! Victory! Whoo! There was a lot of cheating going on here.
I was here first.
You still haven't finished the course.
Oh.
[LAUGHING.]
You're lacking a lap.
How many more laps did I have? You're a lap short, bub.
Here I am thinking I won the race.
I didn't even finish.
Everyone should be disqualified except one.
You're really enforcing stereotypes about old people behind the wheel.
- Jeff jumped the start.
- He took shortcuts.
I can't really congratulate you for winning - because you cheated.
- I won, though.
- No, you cheated.
- Yeah, but I won.
- You guys are full of excuses.
- Anything to win.
- What a cheater.
- It's like my dad always says, "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.
" My mom hated it when he used to say that.
[LAUGHING.]
[JAZZY MUSIC.]
- BOTH: Hello.
- Hi, guys.
- How are you, how are you? - Hi, hello, Jeff.
Henry had kind of a rough day.
He could use a little R and R.
- What is this? - Hammam.
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh! Oh, my God! Okay.
Can we be done with this part? [GROANS.]
This is the opposite of relaxing.
- - Oh-ho-ho.
Why would sandpaper be, like, really comfortable in a massage? Oh, no, no, no.
Whoa.
My arm doesn't go that way.
Stay - Oh! - Oh, my! Oh, my! Thank you, that was great.
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
I'm calling it.
That's it, I'm calling it.
I am done with this massage.
I'm bleeding internally.
[HIGH-PITCHED GROANING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE.]
- Hey.
- Hey! - Hey, guys.
- ALL: Hey! Yeah.
George Foreman, everybody.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
I'm really excited about this gym.
They're doing what I'm trying to do in my gym in Houston, Texas.
I saw young kids getting into a lot of trouble at home.
So I decided to make a boxing gym for the kids.
Get 'em, George.
Boy, are you showing them the jab? - Yeah.
- My favorite punch, guys.
The left jab.
You visit with kids, underprivileged, and make them think about dreams, develop their lives and do something special with it.
The most important thing is bringing it back faster than it goes out.
Recall.
Try it.
Try it, yeah.
For all these young kids to finally get to see a world heavyweight champion boxer.
Can you imagine the impact that George is gonna have on their life? - Oh, let's see it.
- George, George.
George, wait a minute.
Wait a minute, George.
I'm a dreamer, baby - Can you jab? - Yeah.
- Get him, tiger.
- Let's see.
Ooh, my.
Ooh.
George, I like this guy.
Yes, great.
That's good.
I'm a dreamer - Yeah.
- Yeah, nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Boxing changed my life, and I just think I may just see that one kid in the gym here, and it may be a life-changing experience for him.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Yeah.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
George is the most recognized person anywhere we have gone in the world, and those young men were no exception.
I had a mom.
She couldn't afford three meals for me.
Maybe one meal in one day.
And I said I wanted to be a boxer.
Went down to the gym, and the boxing coach said, "You can't box.
" I said, "No.
" Coaches that didn't like me, that didn't mean anything.
I went on to become an Olympic gold medalist, heavyweight champion of the world, two times, and I was able to buy my mom three meals in a day.
[UPLIFTING MUSIC.]
You can do this, too.
All you got to do is dream, and don't let anybody let you give it up.
All right, George! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Yeah! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
You never know when a little intervention can just come in and change the whole course of a kid's life.
It's been an honor for me to visit with you, and in return I'd like to maybe give you something special.
No boxer's is much good without gloves.
Make certain if you put them on, you intend to be the best there ever was, okay? [APPLAUSE.]
Being here with these kids has been the highlight of this whole trip for me.
Smile, Terry.
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS.]
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
Well, time for Henry's wish.
Our final man picnic of the trip.
I gotta tell you, I'm not excited.
Out of all the things you could have chose, you chose a man picnic, huh? You can't even refer this to as a picnic.
- This isn't a picnic.
- Most embarrassing thing - I've ever done in my life.
- Is? Man picnics.
- Oh, jeez.
- Oh, my God.
Here we are again.
George, you want to play Frisbee with me? - [LAUGHS.]
- Man picnics suck.
Oh, man, y'all make me nervous.
Look, I'm sweating.
We're going home in a few days.
I'm not gonna see you.
We're not gonna be together.
I have a confession to make.
There is something that I wanted to do.
I've never been able to do it.
I play the guy that did it.
And I would like to try it.
- This sounds inappropriate.
- No, no, no.
I've never really ridden a motorcycle.
[RECORD SCRATCHES.]
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
I could talk that ambulance driver into just following Will you stop! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait for me.
I am not happy.
Nice.
Hey! - [YELLS.]
- No.
[HAWK SCREECHES.]
I've never really ridden a motorcycle.
You're telling me Henry Winkler, the Fonz, has never rode a motorcycle? I don't like motorcycles.
The Fonz rode the bike.
Different human being from Henry.
They got me Steve McQueen's Triumph that he used to jump the fence in "The Great Escape.
" I have to ride it for 5 feet.
I push the wrong thing.
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
I smashed into the sound truck, nearly killed the director of photography.
The bike went down.
I slid under that truck.
They came running and said, "Is the bike okay?" - Yeah.
- 'Cause it was rented.
- Oh, gee.
- And then they got me.
Henry's never ridden a motorcycle.
I wonder if I could help him.
Henry, you dream of learning how to do a motorcycle.
Yeah, I'd like to do that.
Well, we should get on a Vespa, which is very simple.
Let's go out to the desert where Lawrence of Arabia rode his camel with the Bedouins, uh, asleep at night.
You can't ride a motorcycle in the desert.
Yes, you can.
There's nothing to run into, Terry.
Did he just call me Terry? You can fall, and it's nothing.
- There aren't any trees.
- You can't get hurt.
No one's ever died on a Vespa.
No, it's when they hit the ground.
That's when they die.
- [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
- - [SHEEP BLEATING.]
- - [TIRES SCREECHING.]
- - [WOMAN SCREAMING.]
- [CAMEL BLEATING.]
You got to face your fear, Henry.
Face your fear.
We can teach you.
- All right.
- On a Vespa.
Thank you, gent gentlemen, thank you.
Do I want to put myself in this situation again? Apparently, yes, I'm going to.
[LIVELY MUSIC.]
Today we're gonna help Henry Winkler accomplish something that he's always wanted to do.
- There it is.
- I like the color.
- It's great, right? - Color's good.
This is a huge moment.
Henry never been on a motorcycle of any type ever.
You got this, no prob I've seen family of fives on this thing, driving down the road.
It's got two wheels.
They go in that direction.
I'm conquering my fear.
I am riding that scooter.
I know you guys are gonna support me.
Absolutely, Henry.
Hey, check.
- We got an ambulance here.
- Just in case.
- Just in case.
- Don't show him that.
In case something happens, we're gonna get him to the hospital.
- In seconds.
- Would you stop? Nothing's gonna happen.
What's your blood type? - I don't know - Will you stop! - What my blood type is.
- For God's sake! Oscar Wilde said, "The thing that you're afraid of is probably the next thing you should do.
" Why don't you keep your thoughts to yourself, Oscar? - Do I take the stand off first? - Yes.
- No, no.
Maybe.
- What do you mean "maybe"? I don't really know much about these things.
- Nobody uses the stand.
- Could you pull that ambulance up here a little closer! - Relax, relax.
- Don't wave off bugs - and stuff, let them hit you.
- I am not relaxed.
I want to just tell you right off the bat.
- I understand, but - I can talk that ambulance driver in to just following - Will you stop! - All right.
Fire it up.
- Right, I try.
- Little bit, little bit.
- There you go.
- Come on.
- Little bit.
Little bit.
- There you go, whoa.
- Just a little bit.
- Yeah, Henry! - Pick your feet up! - Just a little bit! Oh! Pick your feet up! There you go! - There you go.
- Whoo! Get go, go, go! [UPBEAT MUSIC.]
[VESPA BEEPING.]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait for me! Now, we're only halfway through Morocco, and Morocco is only 8 miles away from Spain.
And yet it seems like a lifetime in difference.
[CAMEL BLEATING.]
Ho-ho-ho-ho.
Okay.
All right, okay.
They say that life favors those that are brave.
And it is easy to be brave 'cause we're together.
We're friends.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Oh! That's nothing to play with.
That is what our trip is all about.
To catch each other, to hold each other up.
Good luck today, bub.
[ENGINE ROARING.]
I'm beating Bill! Oh, no, I guess not.
To cheer each other, support each other, and take a chance.
Take a chance on life.