Bunnicula (2016) s02e07 Episode Script
Cellarmander
1
[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
[narrator]
Previously on The Basement Monster:
We got to get out of this basement,
Katie.
But that thing is out there.
This is our last chance, Katie.
At least if the monster gets us,
we'll be eaten alive together.
-Oh, Josh.
-Oh, Katie.
-[Josh screaming]
-[screams]
Whoa. Marcia, calm down.
What? How are you not freaked out
by this?
I've just been setting up this app.
We got our pets microchipped
at the vet and now we can track them.
-So, there's me and there's Harold.
-[cell phone beeps]
[Harold panting]
[glass breaks]
-What was that?
-That was just Chester in the kitchen.
See?
Bunnicula's on here too. Hmm.
That's odd. I can't find him anywhere.
He's usually sleeping in the basement
by now. Let's go check.
-The basement?
-[Katie] Josh, no!
[Josh] If only I didn't go
in that basement!
Uh, Mina!
His bed is in there?
Yeah, kind of cool, huh?
Your rabbit's weird.
[echoing] Bunns? Bun-Bunns?
Bunnicula?
-He's not there.
-Maybe he's in a less scary
part of the house?
[Mina] Whoa, that can't be right?
This app is showing that Bunnicula
is on the other side of town.
[Marcia] Okay, we just
got to find him quick.
My mom says I'm allergic
to any time after 9:30.
We can't let her find Bunnicula.
Why not?
He's probably just out having fun.
Okay, yes, Harold, but fun for Bunnicula
is danger and nightmares for Mina.
She could follow him to the swamp
for one of his card nights
with the mutant maggots.
[screams]
Or what if she found him on
Dauphin Street,
hanging out with the dancing
dark demons?
[screams]
She could even follow him
to another dimension.
Like that one with the giant face
made of lava?
[screams]
That would be cray-cray.
Yes, Harold, very cray-cray.
-Now where is Bunnicula?
-Uh, how would I know?
You're a dog, Harold, use your nose.
Oh, I forgot about that.
[sniffing]
Oh, he's that way.
-Good, let's go.
-Blah.
No! No, Harold!
Don't pick me up by the scruff
of my neck.
-It's humiliating.
-Aw.
Okay, so I have the order here
of the two local, vegan, gluten free,
farm fresh, heirloom, kale shakes.
-[shouting]
-[all screaming]
Kale shake.
Ah, hungry.
So, tonight's the big night, huh?
[speaking indistinctly]
You know I'd be there if I didn't have
to haunt the new owner here.
Speaking of that, I've got to get
back to it.
-Goodbye.
-Good luck, old friend.
-[Ed shouting]
-[man screams]
[Chester] Bunnicula!
Bunnicula!
Come on, let's keep going
before Mina catches us.
Blah.
No. I said you don't need to carry me,
Harold.
Now, come on!
Now this app is showing that Chester
and Harold are just up ahead.
Can't go any further.
[Mina] Chester!
-Harold!
-Mina!
We got to hide!
It says they've stopped at this corner.
Hmm. It says they're right here!
-Hmm.
-Mina, that app is obviously broken.
Don't you think we should go home?
Just a little longer.
Mm. All right.
But let's please try not to push 9:45.
[grunts] We're gonna have to get
to Bunnicula first.
Harold, come on.
Which way is Bunnicula?
[sniffing]
It smells like a sewer.
Oh, no, I got it.
He's that way.
All right, let's go.
Blah.
No, no, Harold. No, no.
Don't pick me up with your teeth.
Harold, no, no!
You have no idea
how humiliating this is.
-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, hold on. I got to take this.
-Hey, Dad.
-Mina, did you know
I'm the only person on the block
who still gets a newspaper?
[chuckles] No, Dad, I didn't.
I'd love to go digital, but you
just can't make a proper paper hat
with your phone.
That's great, Dad, but I'm right
in the middle of something.
Don't forget to bring back mayonnaise.
Only in America!
[call drops]
Out of juice.
I can't go on. We got to switch.
I'll get in your mouth.
[gasping]
[grunting]
What is wrong with you?
Chester, I can't walk another step.
We don't have time for this, Harold.
-Not gonna do it. Uh-uh.
-Get up.
-Let's go!
-Nope.
-Walk!
-I said, no.
[muttering]
Whee!
It reminds me of being a puppy.
Okay, we're here.
Huh? What? Where?
This is it, Bunnicula's in there.
Come on.
[ominous music playing]
[rat squeaking]
[creaking monster]
Creak, creak, creak, creak.
Hold it, do you hear something?
Creak, creak, creak
Oh, hey, guys.
Creak. Does this vest make me look fat?
-Creak.
-Oh, no.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Creak, creak, creak
[salsa music playing over speakers]
[indistinct chatter]
This was a bad idea.
[monster] Only monsters allowed in here.
Will you get a load of that.
I've been living here three weeks
and these monsters kick me out
of my own place.
The nerve of those guys.
Wow. Searching for Bunnicula
in this crowd is gonna be cray-cray.
It's okay.
I have a plan.
[Harold chuckles] Great idea, Chester.
Bunnicula, Bunnicula.
And now the last contestant in
our salsa dance contest.
Bunnicula, baby!
[salsa music playing over speakers]
Huh?
Huh?
Where's his partner?
[speaking indistinctly]
[both] Salsa dancing?
Oh, he's pretty good, ain't he?
[all cheering]
And it looks like Bunnicula's
the winner.
[all cheering]
Bunnicula!
You
You two were awesome.
Aw! [speaking indistinctly]
No time for flattery.
Mina's using an app to track
your microchip.
She looked for you in the basement.
Her and Marcia got on their bikes
and Harold and I followed.
Then we got in a sewer.
Harold carried me in his mouth
and then I carried Harold in my mouth.
Then we got here and saw a monster
with a face in his stomach.
And Mina's right outside!
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, sure is great being a monster.
Am I right guys?
Well, here we are.
The app is saying
they're in this building.
Oh, wow, it's like totally abandoned
and boarded up and stuff.
I guess we have to leave.
After coming all this way I feel like
we should check inside just to be sure.
What? Mina!
-This isn't a good idea.
-Don't worry.
I'm just going to peek in.
It sure does look empty.
Excuse me, señorita.
[stammering]
Mina!
Sorry, did you say something?
[clearing throat]
Mina, trust me when I say
that your pets are not in here.
-But their microchips--
-[phone beeps]
Oh, wait.
Now the icons are right on top of us.
Ugh. You're probably right.
-I'm gonna delete this app.
-Oh, yes.
Did you hear that?
-[chuckles]
-Yes!
All right, Mina.
It's all set up.
You can keep an eye
on your pets 24 hours a day
in any room in the building.
Thanks, Dad.
I know it's silly,
but I worry about them.
I'm still not happy about you forgetting
the mayonnaise.
Huh?
[whimpering]
Okay, guys. Keep it cool.
We're gonna have to be extra
careful from now on.
[camera clicks]
-Time to party!
-[salsa music playing]
I'm a monster. Rah, you know?
All right!
Conga line!
[conga music playing]
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[roaring]
[laughing]
[narrator]
Previously on The Basement Monster:
We got to get out of this basement,
Katie.
But that thing is out there.
This is our last chance, Katie.
At least if the monster gets us,
we'll be eaten alive together.
-Oh, Josh.
-Oh, Katie.
-[Josh screaming]
-[screams]
Whoa. Marcia, calm down.
What? How are you not freaked out
by this?
I've just been setting up this app.
We got our pets microchipped
at the vet and now we can track them.
-So, there's me and there's Harold.
-[cell phone beeps]
[Harold panting]
[glass breaks]
-What was that?
-That was just Chester in the kitchen.
See?
Bunnicula's on here too. Hmm.
That's odd. I can't find him anywhere.
He's usually sleeping in the basement
by now. Let's go check.
-The basement?
-[Katie] Josh, no!
[Josh] If only I didn't go
in that basement!
Uh, Mina!
His bed is in there?
Yeah, kind of cool, huh?
Your rabbit's weird.
[echoing] Bunns? Bun-Bunns?
Bunnicula?
-He's not there.
-Maybe he's in a less scary
part of the house?
[Mina] Whoa, that can't be right?
This app is showing that Bunnicula
is on the other side of town.
[Marcia] Okay, we just
got to find him quick.
My mom says I'm allergic
to any time after 9:30.
We can't let her find Bunnicula.
Why not?
He's probably just out having fun.
Okay, yes, Harold, but fun for Bunnicula
is danger and nightmares for Mina.
She could follow him to the swamp
for one of his card nights
with the mutant maggots.
[screams]
Or what if she found him on
Dauphin Street,
hanging out with the dancing
dark demons?
[screams]
She could even follow him
to another dimension.
Like that one with the giant face
made of lava?
[screams]
That would be cray-cray.
Yes, Harold, very cray-cray.
-Now where is Bunnicula?
-Uh, how would I know?
You're a dog, Harold, use your nose.
Oh, I forgot about that.
[sniffing]
Oh, he's that way.
-Good, let's go.
-Blah.
No! No, Harold!
Don't pick me up by the scruff
of my neck.
-It's humiliating.
-Aw.
Okay, so I have the order here
of the two local, vegan, gluten free,
farm fresh, heirloom, kale shakes.
-[shouting]
-[all screaming]
Kale shake.
Ah, hungry.
So, tonight's the big night, huh?
[speaking indistinctly]
You know I'd be there if I didn't have
to haunt the new owner here.
Speaking of that, I've got to get
back to it.
-Goodbye.
-Good luck, old friend.
-[Ed shouting]
-[man screams]
[Chester] Bunnicula!
Bunnicula!
Come on, let's keep going
before Mina catches us.
Blah.
No. I said you don't need to carry me,
Harold.
Now, come on!
Now this app is showing that Chester
and Harold are just up ahead.
Can't go any further.
[Mina] Chester!
-Harold!
-Mina!
We got to hide!
It says they've stopped at this corner.
Hmm. It says they're right here!
-Hmm.
-Mina, that app is obviously broken.
Don't you think we should go home?
Just a little longer.
Mm. All right.
But let's please try not to push 9:45.
[grunts] We're gonna have to get
to Bunnicula first.
Harold, come on.
Which way is Bunnicula?
[sniffing]
It smells like a sewer.
Oh, no, I got it.
He's that way.
All right, let's go.
Blah.
No, no, Harold. No, no.
Don't pick me up with your teeth.
Harold, no, no!
You have no idea
how humiliating this is.
-[cell phone ringing]
-Oh, hold on. I got to take this.
-Hey, Dad.
-Mina, did you know
I'm the only person on the block
who still gets a newspaper?
[chuckles] No, Dad, I didn't.
I'd love to go digital, but you
just can't make a proper paper hat
with your phone.
That's great, Dad, but I'm right
in the middle of something.
Don't forget to bring back mayonnaise.
Only in America!
[call drops]
Out of juice.
I can't go on. We got to switch.
I'll get in your mouth.
[gasping]
[grunting]
What is wrong with you?
Chester, I can't walk another step.
We don't have time for this, Harold.
-Not gonna do it. Uh-uh.
-Get up.
-Let's go!
-Nope.
-Walk!
-I said, no.
[muttering]
Whee!
It reminds me of being a puppy.
Okay, we're here.
Huh? What? Where?
This is it, Bunnicula's in there.
Come on.
[ominous music playing]
[rat squeaking]
[creaking monster]
Creak, creak, creak, creak.
Hold it, do you hear something?
Creak, creak, creak
Oh, hey, guys.
Creak. Does this vest make me look fat?
-Creak.
-Oh, no.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Creak, creak, creak
[salsa music playing over speakers]
[indistinct chatter]
This was a bad idea.
[monster] Only monsters allowed in here.
Will you get a load of that.
I've been living here three weeks
and these monsters kick me out
of my own place.
The nerve of those guys.
Wow. Searching for Bunnicula
in this crowd is gonna be cray-cray.
It's okay.
I have a plan.
[Harold chuckles] Great idea, Chester.
Bunnicula, Bunnicula.
And now the last contestant in
our salsa dance contest.
Bunnicula, baby!
[salsa music playing over speakers]
Huh?
Huh?
Where's his partner?
[speaking indistinctly]
[both] Salsa dancing?
Oh, he's pretty good, ain't he?
[all cheering]
And it looks like Bunnicula's
the winner.
[all cheering]
Bunnicula!
You
You two were awesome.
Aw! [speaking indistinctly]
No time for flattery.
Mina's using an app to track
your microchip.
She looked for you in the basement.
Her and Marcia got on their bikes
and Harold and I followed.
Then we got in a sewer.
Harold carried me in his mouth
and then I carried Harold in my mouth.
Then we got here and saw a monster
with a face in his stomach.
And Mina's right outside!
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, sure is great being a monster.
Am I right guys?
Well, here we are.
The app is saying
they're in this building.
Oh, wow, it's like totally abandoned
and boarded up and stuff.
I guess we have to leave.
After coming all this way I feel like
we should check inside just to be sure.
What? Mina!
-This isn't a good idea.
-Don't worry.
I'm just going to peek in.
It sure does look empty.
Excuse me, señorita.
[stammering]
Mina!
Sorry, did you say something?
[clearing throat]
Mina, trust me when I say
that your pets are not in here.
-But their microchips--
-[phone beeps]
Oh, wait.
Now the icons are right on top of us.
Ugh. You're probably right.
-I'm gonna delete this app.
-Oh, yes.
Did you hear that?
-[chuckles]
-Yes!
All right, Mina.
It's all set up.
You can keep an eye
on your pets 24 hours a day
in any room in the building.
Thanks, Dad.
I know it's silly,
but I worry about them.
I'm still not happy about you forgetting
the mayonnaise.
Huh?
[whimpering]
Okay, guys. Keep it cool.
We're gonna have to be extra
careful from now on.
[camera clicks]
-Time to party!
-[salsa music playing]
I'm a monster. Rah, you know?
All right!
Conga line!
[conga music playing]
[closing theme playing]