Clarence US (2014) s02e07 Episode Script
Time Crimes
1 I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! A prize in every box, huh? Hmm.
I'll just see about that.
- Where is this dang thing? - Hmm.
- It's got to be here somewhere - Ohh! Oh, my gosh! It's so beautiful! There's always time for munchtime! Hey, mom, look it's my new watch.
- Oh, wow, wow.
- I'm gonna time you pouring the milk.
Startingnow! 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 12! Okay.
13 seconds.
That's pretty good, mom.
But watch how fast I can eat this bite! Time! 4 seconds.
Clarence, eat your cereal.
You don't want to miss the, uhwhat's it called? Oh, it's called Belson ball! There's always time for Belson ball.
Oh, no! Mr.
Business seal! You're gonna be late for work at the bank! Vrooom! But wait.
It's not 8:30.
It's actually 9:30! You're even more late! Mm.
Oh, my gosh.
I completely forgot! It's daylight savings time! - Clarence, we got to go! - What? It's daylight savings, Clarence! The clocks have moved forward an hour! All right, hurry up and get your things together.
No, mom, it's okay I just changed the time on my new watch - to make business seal late - Clarence, I don't have time for this.
All right, you're late for school.
I still have to get dressed.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Get in there, yeah.
I don't even understand why they have daylight savings time, you know? I mean, who came up with this brilliant idea? Oh, whoops! Did I change time in the whole world? Is this watch a time machine? Mm.
Smells like cereal.
Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
Whoa! I do have time powers! D-Did you see that awesome truck? Clarence, honey, you know we don't have time to stop.
It's okay, mom.
There's always time for crepes.
Time freeze! Clarence, you can't just fr Oh, no! Great! You all right, hon? Mom, I'm sorry! I didn't want this to happen.
I promise I'm only gonna use my powers for good from now on.
It's not your fault, Clarence.
I was I was just in a rush and wasn't paying attention to the road.
You're gonna be so late for school.
Only for good, only for good - Mnh! - Clarence.
What are you doing in the hall during class time? Detention for you, young man.
Yep.
Mm Time freeze! Hmm? Oh.
Aww, come on, man.
Belson, look! Yeah, whatever.
- Did you bring my flags? - Ha ha! So I restrung my racket.
With a perfect racket, there's no - Clarence! Glad you made it.
- Guys! Guess what I have! - I don't know.
- Orange juice? Bowling ball! Cowboy boots! A rattlesnake! Nope.
A watch.
It's special, if you know what I mean.
- Cool.
- Oh, is it waterproof? Okay, break's over! All right, uh, flip to page 52 of your abdatsat handbook.
This test has been you know, engineered to test your, uh uh, it's it's just a simple career guidance section.
Uh, you know the drill, so I'm just gonna Ah-choo! All right, let's see here Hmm.
Okay.
No problem.
"What would you want to be doing in 20 years?" Mm I'll come back to that one.
"Would you rather" Huh? What?! I don't remember Ms.
Baker talking about any of this! Aw! Everyone else gets it.
Gilben's even done already.
Hmm Well, there's always time to take a quick peek.
No! I promised to only use my powers for good! But getting an "a" is always good.
One last time.
Time freeze.
Yes! Sorry, Mrs.
Baker.
Time to take a quick secret peek.
Oh.
Let's just Let me just move that hand there.
Whew! Guess I froze him like that.
Oh, well.
Might as well go do something else.
Stop.
Okay go! Aaaaand stop! Okay, I'm bored.
Time for unfreeze time! There you are! Oh, hi, Jeff.
Hope I didn't scare you guys too much when I suddenly vanished from the time lime.
What? No, Clarence, you just walked out of class.
Yeah, that was awesome! And more importantly, you left your Belson ball racket.
- Oh, yeah Belson ball.
- Yeah.
Where is Belson, anyway? Belson's never late for Belson ball.
Maybe Belson lost the ball spirit.
Geez, I'm right here! I just need to grab a little extra Whoa! Oh, no! Time reversal! Sh-guh-guh-duh- duh-duh-duh.
Sh-guh-guh-duh- duh-duh-duh.
P-P-Put Put me down! Time in! There you go, Belson.
Now you never embarrassed yourself in front of the whole class.
What is wrong with you?! Minus 500 points to Clarence and Jeff! - What?! - Can we start the Belson ball already? Yeah, let's just get this lame game over with.
Belson ball begin! Hold on! You got to get past me first! I got you, Sumo! Whoo! - Gotcha! - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Ooh, oh! Ooh, oh! Ooh, oh! - Belson ball day? - Yep.
Guyler better step up his game, or it's gonna destroy my bracket.
So, here's what I'm thinking.
You take the left, and then I'll come out of the sandbox, and I'll throw some sand at the back of 'em, - then you'll pick up one of the tennis - Crepes.
I got it! The Belson ball! Tag me in! Clarence, what are you doing? You got to tag me! I have the Belson ball! Clarence, what are you doing?! You got to tag me in! Belson ball! It's okay, Jeff.
There's always time for Belson ball.
- Time freeze! - Clarence, where are you going?! Unh! Ah, merci, monsiéur! - Mwah! Mwah! - Uh o-okay.
Uh, yeah.
I'll, uh, see you next week.
Hey, hey! Right here! Wait! Hold on! Stop! Wait, wait! Truck time freeze! Time freeze! Got it! Aw, shoot! Come on! Why isn't this thing working? Uh-oh.
Whoa! Where am I? Wha? E-Everything's so weird and and fancy.
What is this place? Future.
Oh, my gosh! Robot from the future! How far did I go? How am I gonna get back? Oh! Work already! Oh, man.
I'm gonna be stuck here with funny-smelling robots.
Oh.
I-I didn't mean that, Mr.
Robot.
- Y-You smell very nice - Get out of my way, kid! What's wrong with you?! Wait a second.
Hmm.
Chili, cool gadgets? - What's wrong with you? - Belson, it's you! - Oh, I missed you and all your extra robot legs! - Kid, get out of the way! - You're ruining my escape! - Come on, Mrs.
Noles.
- You're not getting away this time.
- No, let me go! You're gonna miss bingo night, eh? Oh, wow! My friends! They're all still here! Kimby! Mavis! Gilben! Oh, and that's Percy, I guess! Wow.
He's changed.
Oh, wait.
No, there's Percy.
Oh, and Guyler! Wow.
Everyone's so old.
Jeff! Jeff! - Oh, my darling, Jeff! - Huh?! Let's play some Belson ball, buddy.
'Fraid my ballplaying days are behind me.
These hands just don't work like they used to.
I'm sorry I made you wait so long.
I thought I had all the time in the world, but then my watch broke.
Say, I had a friend with a watch like that once.
What was her name? Clure Clarol It was me Clarence! Don't you remember? Me and you and Sumo was all best buddies.
Nurse: Time for your afternoon cereal.
A prize in every box! Don't worry, Jeff.
I'm gonna get you young again.
- Mwah! - Gaah! Goodbye, old friend.
I'll see you at Belson ball! Vrrr-zzh-buh-br-br-br-br-br-br! Guh! Wrong watch.
Vrrr-buh-br-br-br-br-br-br! Br-br-br-br-br-br! Oui, oui, monsieur Reese.
Merci.
Mm-hmm.
Vrrrrr-br-br-br-br-br-br! All: Belson ball! What What just happened? Gilben scored, and Jeff is in Belson ball jail for 30 seconds.
br-br-br-br-br-br! Jeff! Your little baby face! Br-br-br-br-br-br! - What the - Br-br-br-br-br-br! Unh! Minus infinity gazillion points.
Come on, Clarence.
Time to get our test scores back.
I can't wait to see what my future holds.
Wait! There's always time for Bels
I'll just see about that.
- Where is this dang thing? - Hmm.
- It's got to be here somewhere - Ohh! Oh, my gosh! It's so beautiful! There's always time for munchtime! Hey, mom, look it's my new watch.
- Oh, wow, wow.
- I'm gonna time you pouring the milk.
Startingnow! 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 12! Okay.
13 seconds.
That's pretty good, mom.
But watch how fast I can eat this bite! Time! 4 seconds.
Clarence, eat your cereal.
You don't want to miss the, uhwhat's it called? Oh, it's called Belson ball! There's always time for Belson ball.
Oh, no! Mr.
Business seal! You're gonna be late for work at the bank! Vrooom! But wait.
It's not 8:30.
It's actually 9:30! You're even more late! Mm.
Oh, my gosh.
I completely forgot! It's daylight savings time! - Clarence, we got to go! - What? It's daylight savings, Clarence! The clocks have moved forward an hour! All right, hurry up and get your things together.
No, mom, it's okay I just changed the time on my new watch - to make business seal late - Clarence, I don't have time for this.
All right, you're late for school.
I still have to get dressed.
Look at this guy.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Get in there, yeah.
I don't even understand why they have daylight savings time, you know? I mean, who came up with this brilliant idea? Oh, whoops! Did I change time in the whole world? Is this watch a time machine? Mm.
Smells like cereal.
Well, I guess there's only one way to find out.
Whoa! I do have time powers! D-Did you see that awesome truck? Clarence, honey, you know we don't have time to stop.
It's okay, mom.
There's always time for crepes.
Time freeze! Clarence, you can't just fr Oh, no! Great! You all right, hon? Mom, I'm sorry! I didn't want this to happen.
I promise I'm only gonna use my powers for good from now on.
It's not your fault, Clarence.
I was I was just in a rush and wasn't paying attention to the road.
You're gonna be so late for school.
Only for good, only for good - Mnh! - Clarence.
What are you doing in the hall during class time? Detention for you, young man.
Yep.
Mm Time freeze! Hmm? Oh.
Aww, come on, man.
Belson, look! Yeah, whatever.
- Did you bring my flags? - Ha ha! So I restrung my racket.
With a perfect racket, there's no - Clarence! Glad you made it.
- Guys! Guess what I have! - I don't know.
- Orange juice? Bowling ball! Cowboy boots! A rattlesnake! Nope.
A watch.
It's special, if you know what I mean.
- Cool.
- Oh, is it waterproof? Okay, break's over! All right, uh, flip to page 52 of your abdatsat handbook.
This test has been you know, engineered to test your, uh uh, it's it's just a simple career guidance section.
Uh, you know the drill, so I'm just gonna Ah-choo! All right, let's see here Hmm.
Okay.
No problem.
"What would you want to be doing in 20 years?" Mm I'll come back to that one.
"Would you rather" Huh? What?! I don't remember Ms.
Baker talking about any of this! Aw! Everyone else gets it.
Gilben's even done already.
Hmm Well, there's always time to take a quick peek.
No! I promised to only use my powers for good! But getting an "a" is always good.
One last time.
Time freeze.
Yes! Sorry, Mrs.
Baker.
Time to take a quick secret peek.
Oh.
Let's just Let me just move that hand there.
Whew! Guess I froze him like that.
Oh, well.
Might as well go do something else.
Stop.
Okay go! Aaaaand stop! Okay, I'm bored.
Time for unfreeze time! There you are! Oh, hi, Jeff.
Hope I didn't scare you guys too much when I suddenly vanished from the time lime.
What? No, Clarence, you just walked out of class.
Yeah, that was awesome! And more importantly, you left your Belson ball racket.
- Oh, yeah Belson ball.
- Yeah.
Where is Belson, anyway? Belson's never late for Belson ball.
Maybe Belson lost the ball spirit.
Geez, I'm right here! I just need to grab a little extra Whoa! Oh, no! Time reversal! Sh-guh-guh-duh- duh-duh-duh.
Sh-guh-guh-duh- duh-duh-duh.
P-P-Put Put me down! Time in! There you go, Belson.
Now you never embarrassed yourself in front of the whole class.
What is wrong with you?! Minus 500 points to Clarence and Jeff! - What?! - Can we start the Belson ball already? Yeah, let's just get this lame game over with.
Belson ball begin! Hold on! You got to get past me first! I got you, Sumo! Whoo! - Gotcha! - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Ooh, oh! Ooh, oh! Ooh, oh! - Belson ball day? - Yep.
Guyler better step up his game, or it's gonna destroy my bracket.
So, here's what I'm thinking.
You take the left, and then I'll come out of the sandbox, and I'll throw some sand at the back of 'em, - then you'll pick up one of the tennis - Crepes.
I got it! The Belson ball! Tag me in! Clarence, what are you doing? You got to tag me! I have the Belson ball! Clarence, what are you doing?! You got to tag me in! Belson ball! It's okay, Jeff.
There's always time for Belson ball.
- Time freeze! - Clarence, where are you going?! Unh! Ah, merci, monsiéur! - Mwah! Mwah! - Uh o-okay.
Uh, yeah.
I'll, uh, see you next week.
Hey, hey! Right here! Wait! Hold on! Stop! Wait, wait! Truck time freeze! Time freeze! Got it! Aw, shoot! Come on! Why isn't this thing working? Uh-oh.
Whoa! Where am I? Wha? E-Everything's so weird and and fancy.
What is this place? Future.
Oh, my gosh! Robot from the future! How far did I go? How am I gonna get back? Oh! Work already! Oh, man.
I'm gonna be stuck here with funny-smelling robots.
Oh.
I-I didn't mean that, Mr.
Robot.
- Y-You smell very nice - Get out of my way, kid! What's wrong with you?! Wait a second.
Hmm.
Chili, cool gadgets? - What's wrong with you? - Belson, it's you! - Oh, I missed you and all your extra robot legs! - Kid, get out of the way! - You're ruining my escape! - Come on, Mrs.
Noles.
- You're not getting away this time.
- No, let me go! You're gonna miss bingo night, eh? Oh, wow! My friends! They're all still here! Kimby! Mavis! Gilben! Oh, and that's Percy, I guess! Wow.
He's changed.
Oh, wait.
No, there's Percy.
Oh, and Guyler! Wow.
Everyone's so old.
Jeff! Jeff! - Oh, my darling, Jeff! - Huh?! Let's play some Belson ball, buddy.
'Fraid my ballplaying days are behind me.
These hands just don't work like they used to.
I'm sorry I made you wait so long.
I thought I had all the time in the world, but then my watch broke.
Say, I had a friend with a watch like that once.
What was her name? Clure Clarol It was me Clarence! Don't you remember? Me and you and Sumo was all best buddies.
Nurse: Time for your afternoon cereal.
A prize in every box! Don't worry, Jeff.
I'm gonna get you young again.
- Mwah! - Gaah! Goodbye, old friend.
I'll see you at Belson ball! Vrrr-zzh-buh-br-br-br-br-br-br! Guh! Wrong watch.
Vrrr-buh-br-br-br-br-br-br! Br-br-br-br-br-br! Oui, oui, monsieur Reese.
Merci.
Mm-hmm.
Vrrrrr-br-br-br-br-br-br! All: Belson ball! What What just happened? Gilben scored, and Jeff is in Belson ball jail for 30 seconds.
br-br-br-br-br-br! Jeff! Your little baby face! Br-br-br-br-br-br! - What the - Br-br-br-br-br-br! Unh! Minus infinity gazillion points.
Come on, Clarence.
Time to get our test scores back.
I can't wait to see what my future holds.
Wait! There's always time for Bels