Girlfriends Guide To Divorce (2014) s02e07 Episode Script

1 Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide To Divorce" Daddy and Becca are having a baby.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Dad stuck his penis in Becca's vagina.
- I start SMC next week.
- What are you taking? Gender now.
I am Professor Harper.
I'm sure that your parents are glad that you finally ditched the deadbeat husband.
They have barely mentioned our split at all.
- I have all these big ideas.
- I don't need help.
Robert is presently a co-owner at the bakery.
I can't be friends with you because I want to have sex with you.
- What are you doing? - I don't know.
But right now this is the best I can do.
- Mom, Charlie wet your bed.
- He hasn't done that in years.
I think he's probably regressing because of the baby news.
Mom, wha Are you wearing Crocs? I am.
Charlie demanded it.
I'd already lost the will to live.
Weirdo still acting super weird? He is.
He needs constant coddling, and he hasn't slept in his own bed since Since I've been at Dad's? I feel bad.
Should I come back early? This is not about you.
This is about all the changes.
This is the baby, your dad leaving.
What's happening? Uh so I've kind of been texting her Becca, I mean.
Well, I like her, and she's kind of stuck to us now.
I just don't want it to be awkward.
I agree.
Text away, and I will be un-awkward.
[pop music.]
Getting used to split custody takes time.
Well, I got to stay busy this week, or I am going to lose it.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
My motto while Zooey's away - with Frumpdick - What? Go big, play hard.
That is why I'm plowing through online dates - like it is going out of style, baby.
- Yeah! I love it.
Who says that girls can't fool around like guys? No string attached.
Just hot, naughty, down, dirty.
Wow, Delia.
What has gotten into you? What? Nothing.
High knees, ladies! Don't make me call you out! What's wrong with Jo using sex to, you know, release tension? Okay, I'm tense.
I just it's just with work and the wedding's just getting closer and closer every day.
I'm just really I'm kind of overwhelmed.
Let it flow, you know? Let all your stress take it out on good, old, Gordy.
- Phew! - Hey, how's the hot new prof? He is so my bitch.
Literally.
He wanted to take me on a day date to MOCA super classy.
I have my whole "it's on" outfit picked out.
Do you get extra credit for taking it off later? I know.
It's super cliché hot for the teacher but I'm not going back to school for grades.
I'm just trying to open myself up so my destiny can reveal itself to me, you know? Not a clue.
Little Zen for me.
Let's get those cardio kicks into gear! - Oh, I hate these.
- Ah! Yeah! [grunting.]
- Wow.
- [grunting.]
Oh boy, I bet I know whose face - you're picturing right now.
- Oh, yeah.
I may be sharing my baby girl with Charlene, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna share my business - with that witch.
- Hey, I did some digging.
- What? - If you can prove that your inheritance covers 60% of Rize's down payment, Frumpkis has no case.
- Bakery's yours.
- [gasps.]
Delia Banai, you sexy little minx.
- I could kiss you with tongue right now.
- No, no.
All right, let's take it home! Knock it out! - You inherited your bakery? - It's a long story.
See, my paranoid Puerto Rican aunt, she doesn't believe in banking.
She won all this casino money - Sorry! Sorry I'm late.
- Hey.
- Where have you been? - Everybody, welcome Abby.
Oh, my God, my eight-year-old wanted me to dress him - like he's a little baby.
- Oh, that's cute.
It's not cute.
I'm just glad he remembers he's potty-trained.
- Time! Class over.
- What? Kick some ass, ladies.
- Whoo! - Ugh! What is this? What is this? - Are you kidding me? - What? No! My parents are in town, and they want to stay with me.
- Ugh.
- 'Cause I don't have enough - going on already.
No.
- Rude.
They didn't even ask? - [Jo groans.]
- How am I gonna get through this life? - You're gonna be fine.
- Jake is leaving in three days.
You can, and you will.
Hey, don't forget, you guys tomorrow, super-secret appointment, Beverly Hills.
- Ooh! - Oh! Are we perhaps helping you find your wedding dress? - Perhaps.
- Oh! - Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
- Bye.
All right.
Uh, who's coming with me? - I will.
- Okay.
Where did I park? [rock music.]
Professor? Wow.
That's quite a dress.
- You can just call me Graeme.
- Okay, Graeme.
- Can I ask you something? - Please.
You'd tell me if I had something in my teeth, right? Nope.
You're good.
Hey, Professor Harper, sorry we're late.
All right, the gang's all here.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, good to see you guys.
Let's get going.
[sighs.]
If I may, a toast.
To the end of the case from hell.
- [chuckles.]
- Who knew? After $100,000 in legal fees Those two she-devils hug it out and now they're BFFs again.
[laughter.]
Girls who can figure 'em? Oh, well, excuse me.
Ah, you two keep drinking.
I'll be right back.
I got to make a call.
- Okay.
- (Both) Cin cin.
Mm-hmm.
[door opens, closes.]
- Someone's in a playful mood.
- Mm-hmm.
That case was a shackle on my Manolos, and now I feel weightless.
Also, guess who's away on business.
- You want to play, mouse? - Mm-hmm.
Mmmmmm-mm.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Somebody could see us.
Yeah, it's dangerous.
I like it.
Not if my wife or your fiancé found out.
[sighs.]
Yeah, you're right.
Sorry.
It's just my body it just doesn't feel ready to settle down yet.
Nobody's telling you to settle down.
[groans.]
Any kinky little wish of yours before walking down that aisle? As a matter of fact, a few.
How do you feel about toys of the sexual variety? I've had my share of experience.
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be fun.
[door opens.]
- Hey.
I'm starving.
You two hungry? - Hey.
Mm-hmm.
[rock music.]
[man and woman moaning loudly.]
Oh, muffin! Muffin! Oh, yeah! Okay.
[laughs.]
[gasps.]
Don't mind me.
I can wait.
I'm sorry.
I am so, so sorry.
He just smelled so good.
Honey, this ain't the first time I've caught him in this position.
- What? You are such a bad person.
- Mm-hmm.
I ju Hey.
Look bu What is this "Naked and Afraid? Put on your clothes.
She tore them off of me in the heat of passion.
I have no idea where they are.
Is there a reason why you're not yelling at me right now? I-I-I can't find the proof that I received cash from my aunt for the bakery.
I think Frumpkis still has the paperwork but Why don't you just call her? Okay.
Yeah, that's a that's that's a good idea.
Thank you.
Seriously, are you okay? You seem a little off.
You know it makes me nervous when you don't yell at me.
I'm fine, "Full Monty.
" Ah, excellent.
My Tinder du jour's right on time.
This isn't weird at all.
- Should I come back later? - Oh, no.
He likes to, uh, bake in the nude sometimes.
Okay, bleach this place down, ho.
And when I get back, these floors better be whiter than the granny hair on Kelly Osbourne's head.
Those flowers for me? Let's go.
Thank you.
[gasps.]
Jesus! Oh, my God.
I see Rosa finally took that time off, huh? - Why, yes, she did.
- [Jake sighs.]
And my parents are coming to stay.
Oh, no.
It's the classic.
They show up unannounced.
They take up a ton of room.
They're disruptive.
No wonder you're uptight.
I am no I am I am fine.
I'm just busy.
What? You got my emails, right? If we're gonna talk kid scheduling before I go to Latvia, it has to be this morning.
I-I can't.
I have a work call with Barbara in ten minutes.
Abby, my assistant sent you three emails.
He CC'd me on all of them.
- Jessup Durden.
- Yes.
That is the name of your PA? Who would open this? I thought it was hillbilly porn.
I didn't name him.
Can we do this, please? One second.
I will be all yours for [cell phone beeps.]
- Oh, crap.
Right.
- Eight minutes I'm all yours.
Okay, uh, the best time for me to Skype with the kids is going to be Saturday mornings at 7:00 a.
m.
7:00 a.
m.
? You you you seriously want our teenage daughter - to have a conniption? - I'm ten hours ahead there.
The only other time is Monday afternoon Can't.
Charlie's starting Hebrew school.
Really? I mean, the kid can barely pee standing up.
We're going to teach him the meaning of Modeh Ani? Jake, I really need this time away from him, because he is driving me bananas.
Abby, if you have too much on your plate, I suggest that [doorbell rings.]
- Really? Always early.
- [cell phone vibrating.]
- Always early.
It's incredible, actually.
- - [cell phone vibrating.]
- Shit.
- [doorbell rings.]
- One minute! [doorbell rings.]
- [chuckles.]
- Hello, my little Bun Bun.
- Hi.
Hi, Daddy.
- Hey.
Oh, you look beautiful.
Dina, George, good to see you.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Likewise.
- Um, Jake was just heading out.
- Here for a second.
- We had to talk about - Oh.
Your house always looks so fantastic.
- Thank you.
- Oh, I adore that new rug.
How was your whole vacation cruise thingy? Do you have any peppermint oil? - Um, uh, yeah, in here.
- Daddy's feet got swollen from the flight.
I also need some eucalyptus too.
Do you have some of that? - This is eucalyptus.
Yeah perfect.
- Yes, yes.
Home remedy.
Take that with us on the boat.
The ship? Didn't you just go on the cruise? [chuckles.]
Yes and no.
We're going back on it tomorrow, but we really wanted to see you.
Great.
Are you only here for one day? - George? - Hmm? - I thought you called her.
- Oh, not this guy.
I thought you did.
What? What? What is it? Honey, it's really nothing serious.
Okay, George.
Oh, yeah, it's the ranch in Sonoma.
Now, we know it's your inheritance, but it turns out that your mom and I need it back to sell because our reserves are a little low lately.
That's all.
I'm so sorry.
I just What about your retirement plan? I-I had no idea you were so broke.
[chuckles.]
We're not broke, dear.
It's just the money we have left is simply not enough.
- If you need help with money, we can help.
- No.
Abby, you know your father would never take money from you.
He's too proud.
The ranch makes perfect sense.
And you are so busy.
You barely get to it anymore.
But I do.
[chuckles.]
If you came up, you would know that.
To me, it's not about how much it's worth.
It's not money.
It's I mean, we were married there.
Honey, look how that turned out.
- Oh Dina, easy, easy.
- I'm simply being honest.
Bun Bun, we know the place means a lot to you.
And we wouldn't ask if you weren't doing so well, but we're just we're relishing our freedom, and y-your mom and I we're more in love than ever.
- Mm.
- This is what the last chapter should be like, hmm? Mm.
- Aww.
- Mmm.
- Well, I'm really happy for both of you.
- Jesus.
I'm sorry.
Is there a problem? I mean, nothing new, no.
I mean, - we should have seen this coming - Jake, not now, please.
Oh, and these are the transfer-of-ownership papers for you to sign before we go tomorrow.
But take your time, sweetheart.
And thank you.
I think I'm gonna pop into the pool.
- This is California, right? - Ooh.
- Such a treat.
You gonna come? - That sounds fabulous.
- I am too.
Yes, let's go.
- [both laughing.]
- Have fun, you guys.
- Enjoy.
I love the Dorothea Tanning sculptures.
They're like waves of female forms melting together.
You know, she was my mom's mentor for years.
Your mom's an artist? Yeah.
She's a lot of things.
She's a poet, a photographer, a visual artist.
Actually, she's having a show tomorrow night.
I know it's kind of last minute, but Are you inviting me? Yes.
I would love for you to be my date.
I'll text you the details? Great.
[giggles.]
[sentimental music.]
[gasps.]
You're taking a nap.
If you guys are sleepy, there's a bed down in the guesthouse.
That mattress really hurts your father's back.
Oh, oh.
Um, okay.
Okay.
Hey, since you're here, my babysitter just texted, - and she canceled on me.
- Oh.
Do you think you guys could watch Charlie tonight? Oh, honey.
You should have asked us earlier.
We're going to dinner at Nobu friends from the cruise.
- Okay.
- Sorry.
Well, uh, maybe I will just drop Charlie at Jake's.
Okay.
We'll take the kids out for breakfast - before we leave tomorrow.
- Thanks.
Oh, you look really lovely, sugarplum.
[chuckles.]
Thank you, Daddy.
Have fun tonight.
[both sigh.]
Okay.
Mom, listen to me.
We need to find her number.
- [cell phone beeps.]
- Oh, God.
This stupid service.
Hey, are you Jo? I'm, um She moved to El Salvador? - Are you kidding me? Yeah? - Hey, Crazy Spice.
Can you take it inside? I'm trying to work in here.
It's a free country, blanquito.
I can do whatever I want.
- Shove it up your - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! - Sorry! - Hi.
I know what this looks like.
I just need a favor.
Let me guess George and Dina just couldn't take him.
- Can we not do this right now? - Fine, fine.
I'll take him.
Hey, honey.
I got your text.
- Did you call Becca yet? - Uh, no.
- Why why are you calling Becca? - She has the day off tomorrow.
- Lilly.
- Mom.
Honey, I just need off the mommy clock for, like, three hours, or I'm gonna lose it.
You tell them, sister.
I'll walk you out.
Come on.
You coming or what? Come on.
[slaps thigh.]
[Saun & Starr's "Hot Shot".]
So this is what you wanted Just a nice warm place to lay your weary bones - This is the new hot eatery? - Yeah.
- Why is everybody standing? - It's a social experiment.
The owner wants people to feel like they're at a party.
- [chuckles.]
Whoa.
- I'm sorry.
So Oh, my God! You're that doctor from TV.
You have the cutest dimples.
[speaking German.]
[speaking German.]
- [speaking German.]
- All right.
I'm so sorry.
- My bad.
- [speaking German.]
[both laughing.]
Oh, my God, you're bilingual.
And you save people.
- Your German needs a little work.
- I know.
That must be such a trial having to deal with all these doctor groupies.
[chuckles.]
[chuckles.]
It's a nightmare.
Welcome to my life.
Look at this.
Hipster is the new heart attack.
How would I burn up all these calories? I have an idea, but you have to come back to my place.
Oh.
Aww, I wish.
I have family stuff.
Let's make a deal.
Tonight you do the family stuff, but then in a couple of days, you come with me on my business trip to Ecuador.
Wow.
Are you serious? What do you say? [phone trilling.]
Grr.
Okay, all right, here we go.
- Mom-Mom.
Mommy, look what I found - Ah.
There we go.
my su-su! How did he find his old pacifier? We tried to get it away from him at breakfast, but he was too fussy.
I need aspirin.
I [mumbling.]
[cell phone vibrating.]
You're friendly with Becca Riley? Nope.
It's just coffee.
[cell phone vibrating.]
Oh.
Oh? Mom, what? [sighs.]
Well, I don't know why you would get involved.
You were married to Jake and his problems for 17 years.
Becca Riley is his mistake, not yours.
Well, my girls, unfortunately it's time for your mom and I to head out.
- Okay.
- Ah, did you sign those papers, Bun Bun? Oh.
God, I thought I had more time.
I'm sorry.
It just got so busy, and then, uh, this guy that I have been seeing just sort of threw me a curveball.
What guy? Who is it? Um, Harris Campbell.
He's a Doc Dr.
Harris Campbell? Ah.
George, we we watch him on TV.
- He is a catch.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, Abby.
- Okay.
It's been very casual.
But you like him, right? You could get serious.
- Maybe.
- [chuckles.]
I mean, he did ask me to go with him to Ecuador tomorrow.
- Oh, Abby.
- But it's very silly.
I said no.
- No, no, get out of town.
- No, Abby, you have to.
- You should have said yes.
- Oh, we'll we'll watch the kids.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know, we can fly down - to Mexico and get the ship there, right? - Yes.
- Okay.
Huh? Don't be silly.
- I have a job.
- I can't.
- Of course you can.
- Our treat.
- Yeah.
You deserve a few days off.
Mm-hmm.
Harris Campbell.
[chuckles.]
- Well.
- Are you serious? Mm-hmm.
I'm dead serious.
Campbell! That's right.
Got it.
Now he gets it.
Well, I'm just saying if it's an actual date, the teacher better make a move.
I think it's chivalrous that he's taking his time.
Sexy.
You're meeting the mom on the first date? Sounds like he has issues.
You're in a foul mood.
Mm.
My tia's MIA.
And the guy I slept with last night was so hairy, it was like going down on a Chia Pet.
- Ew.
- Yeah.
Uh-huh.
- Abby, come on.
- Mm.
Nose out of the phone.
Sorry.
It's work emails.
I'm almost done.
Yeah, you know, I'm really happy that you're going on this vacay with Dr.
H.
, - but you seem kind of - Really overwhelmed.
'Cause I am having a coffee date with Becca this afternoon.
- Aww.
- [gags.]
I know, but my gut is telling me I just need to get it over with and move on.
I think you should go with your gut, Abby.
Thank you.
Okay, Dee, let's see.
These hooks are so stupid.
[gasps.]
- Oh, it's perfect.
- Wow.
You are the most beautiful bride.
Yeah, that is the dress.
I don't know if it's me.
It will be once she has [knock at door.]
Busy.
What part of "busy" didn't you hear? Where were you yesterday? I thought we had a plan.
I was catching up on some work I was trying to catch up on.
Albert.
I don't like it when you're stressed.
Let me help you.
[exhales sharply.]
No, no, no, stop, stop.
What? Fine.
[sighs.]
I just I've been trying to wrap my head around this, what we're doing.
I just not what I expected.
Something's not right.
Delia, if you can't handle this, I understand.
You're getting married.
I can't.
Not in the office.
I think that's what's throwing me.
- Really? - Yeah.
- That's the problem? - Yeah, it's just I it's just I can't get out of my head.
- It's too distracting here.
- [chuckles.]
I need to keep it light and fun and - Okay? Well then, great.
- Whatever you want, kid.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I really need to get back to work.
Have fun.
[sighs.]
So how long have you lived in LA? Oh, long time about 45 years.
Oh, that's longer than I've been alive.
[chuckles.]
Uh, before moving here You realize your profile picture is at least 20 years old, right? [cell phone rings, vibrates.]
Excuse me, I got to take this.
Sorry.
Yeah? Did you get the number? Died? Mom, Mom, how could you not know that? Whatever whatever, crazy lady.
I'm hanging up.
Oh, my God.
- Hi.
- Is everything all right? My paper trail died.
I'm, uh, pretty sure I'm gonna lose my business.
Look, if you need to be alone right now, I Let's cut the awkward crap, okay? Are we screwing at your place or mine? [chuckles.]
- Hi.
I'm so sorry.
- Mm.
We ended up shooting till 6:00.
- Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? - Oh, God, no.
Thank you.
No food.
Morning sickness.
Really, all-day sickness at this point.
Well, if you don't feel well, we can always No, no.
It's okay.
I really think we should talk through this.
So I haven't seen Lilly since the news, and, uh and I won't unless I'm sure you and I are good.
We're good.
Okay.
Thank you for that.
You know, Jake and I don't really have much of a relationship anymore Sorry.
Um, you know what? We don't need to have this sit-down.
[chuckles.]
If, uh, you want to have a relationship with Lilly, have at it.
That baby's related to her and to Charlie, and Jake is the parent that you need to be dealing with, not me.
I wish you all the best.
- Becca? - Oh, my God.
- Something's really wrong.
- Okay.
It hurts.
Oh, God.
Can you call 911, please? - You're gonna be okay.
- Oh, God, oh! [engine turning over, siren wailing.]
Here.
If you chew on this ice, - it'll help with the dry mouth.
- Thank you.
How you feeling? I haven't puked in an hour.
- That's something.
- Hmm.
Ms.
Riley, how are you feeling? Ready to go home, to my own bed.
I'm sorry.
We have to run more tests, figure out what's making you so sick.
We're admitting you.
I'm supposed to work tomorrow.
I'm shooting a scene where my evil twin finally reveals she's pregnant.
Demon spawn, naturally.
I'm sure they'll work around you.
Well, hopefully you can go home in the morning.
In the meantime, we have to protect the demon spawn.
Thank you.
- [yawns.]
- You've been here for hours.
You should go home.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
You've done enough, Abby.
My boyfriend Payton's working, but someone will bring my stuff from set.
Really.
[sighs.]
Did you reach Jake yet? I will.
I know he's worried.
You know, he's leaving.
It's not like he's Is there someone else I can call, your parents or You don't need the whole sob story, but they're just they're not really in the picture.
Oh, really? I'm sorry.
That's okay.
Well if you need anything, just call me.
I will, I promise.
Okay, honestly.
I promise.
Thank you.
[funky electronic music.]
Everything has a pulse.
Nothing stops moving.
It's amazing.
Yeah.
It's totally her thing.
- She still calls them "happenings.
" - [chuckles.]
- Oh, come.
- Oh.
Meet the lady herself.
Phoebe, meet my dear mother, Margot.
- Hello.
- Graeme told me he was bringing one of his students.
Nice to meet you.
Your work is extraordinary.
Oh, you're too kind.
Darling, are we still on for our mani-pedi tomorrow? Of course.
I would not miss it for the world.
Excellent.
Oh.
I have to go.
Thank you for coming.
- Excuse me.
- Nice to meet you.
That's my mom.
She's beautiful.
- Graeme.
- Oh.
Long time.
Well, introduce me to your hideous friend here.
[chuckles.]
Phoebe, this is Joaquin.
Margot's my godmother.
Oh.
So you guys are like family.
[chuckles.]
Want me to get you another glass? Oh, no, I'm good.
I'll get my own.
Thanks.
Phoebe, wine? I'm-I'm fine.
Thank you.
Okay.
So, how do you know Margot? I'm here with Graeme, just to be clear.
Wow.
Straight to the point.
Not that I'm not flattered.
Um, you know he's closeted, right? - That makes so much sense.
- Mm-hmm.
You're not the first, trust me.
- I don't want to sound too presumptuous - No, I think that Graeme ship just sailed.
Well, you're here because you like art, - yes? I'm an artist.
- Yeah.
Let me take you out.
Margot's the old guard, a queen, but there's a whole new art world out there.
It's dynamic.
It's penetrating.
Let me show it to you.
[rock music.]
Thank you, Tinder.
[breathing heavily.]
Holy shit.
Where have you been all my week? [breathing heavily.]
I want you to get in my bed now.
You're feisty.
I like it.
[breathing heavily.]
- Is this how you like it? - Yeah.
Up for anything, big boy.
[rock music.]
Oh, my God.
What is this place? Only the best-kept secret in LA.
A bunch of my friends meet down here a few times a year.
Paint until dawn.
Then at some point when the sun comes up, some city worker comes and erases it.
A few months later, we come back, do it again.
Shut up.
- Someone's happy.
- It's just nothing's really felt right for a long time.
But this does? Right.
No, I'm not an artist.
Oh, too bad.
You're up.
Come on, you have to paint something.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
All right.
Harris wants me to meet him in front of LAX at 10:00 p.
m.
- Well, you better get going, kiddo.
- Um - Huh? - Shoot.
- Daddy, um, I just need a second.
- - I have to make a call.
- [phone trilling.]
Becca's been calling.
She's still there.
Something must be really wrong.
She's not picking up.
I got to go back to the hospital.
What? What about your trip? I'll-I'll just call Harris from the car.
I'll explain.
I'll tell him to go without me.
Abby, don't be ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous? She might be losing that baby.
- And she's alone.
- I understand that, sweetie.
But why in the world would you want to take care of the girl that ruined your marriage? Okay, if the two of you had ever bothered to show up after Jake and I split, you would know that Becca did not ruin our marriage.
Abby, she's getting help.
You being there is not gonna change anything.
Wow.
You guys are so quick to wash your hands when things get messy.
How dare you say that? We we were willing to give up our trip so you could go off You only offered, because if I'm with Harris, you get bragging rights.
Oh, no, I'm not gonna let you speak to us - like this.
- Too bad.
I'm sick of you showing up here whenever it's convenient for you or whenever you need something.
- [scoffs.]
- My whole life, I have barely asked anything of you.
The second I turned 18, you were done with your parental duties, and I just dealt with it because I wanted you to be proud of me.
We are.
We always have been.
And when I had kids, suddenly you reappear the doting grandparents, pictures on Facebook.
- "Look what we did.
" - I'm not gonna listen to this.
[voice breaking.]
Remember we had that big dog that really big dog that started biting when Charlie was tiny? And I was so terrified that he was gonna crush his skull.
And I begged you to take it and to just keep it outside till I could find him a home, and do you remember what you said to me? Oh, Abby, enough.
You said, "That's not our dog.
" Well, it wasn't! - You should have put it down! - No! No! You take on a pet, or God forbid, a child, it is disruptive, it is overwhelming, and it doesn't end! And when anybody in the family needs anything, it is everybody's goddamn dog! You need to calm down.
My whole life you have promised me one thing, and now you are trying to take it away.
Who does that? I'm going to the hospital.
It's not where I want to be.
It is not convenient.
But like it or not, we are that girl's family now.
[door closes.]
Frumpkis, not now.
Becca called.
I got to go to the hospital.
You okay? I had a bad date.
It's gonna be okay.
Someone's gonna figure out what's going on here, and you're gonna be okay.
I really want to go home.
Hello, Becca.
I'm Dr.
Harris Campbell.
Uh, that's a surprise.
I got your message on the way to the airport.
Becca, I spoke with your doctor.
I asked if I could take a look at your charts.
You don't mind, do you? No, not at all.
Thank you.
I'm gonna see if I can get you out of here by the morning.
- You cool with that? - Yeah.
[chuckles.]
I got this terrible feeling like suddenly everything I've been doing, it's just it's not who I am, you know? The guy [struggling to speak.]
he he got his hands, and he put them around my neck when we were and I couldn't breathe.
Like, I kept thinking to myself, "I don't know the guy.
What if he kills me? "And what if Zooey is without a mom because she was looking for Mr.
Goodbar?" And the crazy thing about it is that I didn't say no.
I didn't say no.
I-I wanted him to treat to treat me like a piece of meat.
What's wrong with me? Nothing.
Hey, you know, the thing is you're not you're not just getting a divorce, right? I mean, Frumpkis, he he beyond disrespected you.
And you deserve good things.
You really do.
I d I do.
Yeah.
[both moaning.]
Are you having fun? Oh, like you have to ask? [knock at door.]
- [gasps.]
[knock at door.]
- Come in.
- Shit.
Mm.
[chuckles.]
Hmm.
How is this for a fantasy, Albert? This time I just want to watch.
Look me in the eyes again [monitor beeping.]
Abby, hey.
I what happened? I thought she was okay the last time I talked to her.
How are how are you just getting here? - We have been calling you.
- What do you mean "we"? [whispering.]
When did this become a "we" situation? I don't want to fight right now, please.
Okay, look, look, I'm just saying I'm not getting on a plane if she's sick.
Babe.
Oh babe, I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
- Oh, honey.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I am so sorry I couldn't get here - Becca's boyfriend.
- sooner.
Green screen I was hanging upside down for hours.
It's okay.
I'm so glad you're here.
- Hey, man.
- Hey, dude.
Hey.
Hi.
- Mommy, Daddy.
Mommy! - Mom, Dad? - Charlie, Lilly? - Charlie? - Becca, are you okay? - Why are you guys here? Well, we just wanted to see if we can help you in any way.
- Well, it wasn't necessary.
- Yes, it was.
Wow, are you the Hulk? Uh, no.
That's Mark Ruffalo.
But I am in the next X-Men movie.
Why? They're so boring.
- Charlie, Charlie, that's not nice.
- Boring? Charlie.
He doesn't mean it like boring.
[all talking at once.]
Hello.
Uh, excuse me.
- Oh, God.
- Excuse me! He's so much more handsome in person.
I would like to speak with Becca and her family.
Well, then we'll just go get a cup of coffee.
- Can I have a hot chocolate? Yay! - Yes, you can.
Um, would anybody else like anything? - Dr.
Harris, would you like a latte or - Mom, not now.
Oh, no.
But thank you.
- Enough.
- Okay.
Okay.
There's no family.
There's just us.
Okay.
So, Becca, you have a rare form of morning sickness Hyperemesis gravidarum.
Okay.
Why why does that sound familiar? Well, Kate Middleton had it with both babies.
Usually it lets up by now, but since you're in your second trimester, I'm a little bit concerned about your kidneys and the baby.
My baby? Why? What does that mean? Oh no, right now the baby's fine.
In order to keep it that way, you're gonna have to remain on bed rest for the rest of your pregnancy.
That means no more work, no more activity.
Um, wow.
Okay.
I said bye to Jake.
We're going home.
Well, if you need anything I mean, I don't know what your plans are.
[chuckles.]
But I-I have a guesthouse.
Whatever you need.
I just I-I'd like to keep in touch.
I will.
Thank you so much, Abby, for everything.
- Take care.
- Bye.
Or show me heart Come on, love, come on, love I need some serious carb loading after that.
- [chuckles.]
- Here.
- No, thank you.
I'm not hungry.
- Mm.
Um, your parents took the kids to get something to eat.
You should go home and get some rest.
- Yeah.
- And I am going to get on an airplane.
- Latvia.
That's now.
- Mm.
That's now.
[chuckles.]
[groans.]
I have been so short with you.
I'm so glad I didn't let you go before I said I'm sorry, because I'm so sorry.
I think I'm just afraid to do this by myself my life, our life.
Me too.
And I'm a nightmare when I'm stressed, so ditto on the apology.
[chuckles.]
Did you decide on the ranch? No.
I'm a little lost on that one.
Here's the thing, Abby, what you did for Becca not a lot of people would do that.
So, if just this one time - you decide to be a little selfish - Mm.
You're not your parents.
You'll never be your parents.
And if you do decide to let it go well, maybe you can let them go a little bit too you know, silver lining.
Go easy on yourself.
You can't take care of everybody.
See you On the flip side.
[chuckles.]
Show me heart Come on, love, come on, love Watch me fall apart, watch me fall apart Oh, watch me fall apart, watch me fall apart Oh, watch me fall apart [sighs.]
That's one hell of a thank-you.
Well, you didn't have to show up like that.
That was very McDreamy of you.
I wanted to.
And I get to see you again.
So I pushed back the Ecuador trip by a day.
I'm ready to go when you are.
Wow.
Rejected twice.
I ju my my Everybody needs me.
I hope you understand.
Of course I do.
[chuckles.]
I'll call you when I get back.
Okay.
[door closes.]
- Hey, asswipe.
- Ah, Frumpkis.
I stopped by.
I thought I missed you.
I don't like having to worry about you.
I grew up in the Bronx, remember? I meant what I said.
You deserve to be happy, okay? Oh.
Got a plane to catch? Frump, don't you give up.
You got too much fight in you.
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I'm kind of going to miss you.
So, uh, the people out there eat a lot of potatoes.
Take it easy.
I don't want you coming back looking like Michael Moore.
Noted.
[car horn honking.]
That's me.
And I've got no reason To cover my tracks The best part of learning Is just loving where you're at - Ah! - You win! - You win.
Let me take a picture.
- Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Love where you're at Keep your dirt on the surface And just love where you're at I wear my sins on my collar So everyone sees And there ain't no bother In spreading rumors about me I ain't no angel I love you.
I'm gonna miss you.
Get those grades up.
Okay.
Thank you.
Enjoy the ship.
We will.
Come here, kiddo.
See ya.
Ah! - We do love you so.
- All right.
- Okay.
They're waiting.
- Okay.
Hey, you still owe me money, Grandpa.
- Love you.
- Love you.
Bye, Pop-Pop.
Bye, Nana.
Bye And keep your dirt on the surface I love you all the worlds, do you know that? Mama, carry me upstairs, please? Ready.
One, two, three [both grunt.]
I don't know why you're grunting.
- Just love where you're at