Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e07 Episode Script
In the Beginning/Catlympic Cats
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
Heathcliff:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
HUH?
WHAT?
[AH-CHOO]
[AH-CHOO]
[AH-CHOO]
[SNEEZING]
[AH-CHOO]
[AH-CHOO]
BUT IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR FIRST EVENING
OUT TOGETHER.
THESE ARE THE
SAME FLOWERS
I BROUGH
YOU THAT NIGHT.
THEN YOU DON'
REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I REMEMBER LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
[WHISTLING]
I HAD JUST PURCHASED
A NEW SUIT FOR THE OCCASION,
AND I STOPPED BY
A FLOWER VENDOR--
AN OLDER WOMAN WHO SEEMED
DOWN ON HER LUCK.
THAT'S WHEN I BOUGH
YOUR FLOWERS.
Heathcliff:
I GAVE HER A BIG TIP.
SHE SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH,
BUT I INSISTED.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THE WOMAN
WAS SO GRATEFUL.
Woman: HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP ME,
PLEASE!
Heathcliff: I WAS ON MY WAY
TO MEET YOU, WHEN I STOPPED
TO HELP A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
OH!
OOH! OOH!
DOUBLE OOH!
BACK, YOU SWABS!
THIS DANCE IS MINE!
NO!
GO BRUISER!
LOOK AT THOSE
MOVES!
MY TURN!
MY TURN!
[CATS CHEERING]
Heathcliff: CLOSING
TIME AT THE BACK ALLEY
DANCE HALL, BRUISER.
WELL, LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE!
SOME SORT OF FANCY DAN!
THE NAME'S NOT DAN, IT'S
HEATHCLIFF.
UGH!
HUH!
AND THERE'S 5 MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
YOW!
[SMACK]
AND NOW, I'M OFF TO SEE
A VERY SPECIAL LADY.
WHAT A LUCKY LADY
SHE MUST BE.
OOH!
WAIT, SONJA!
WHAT'S WRONG?
THAT'S SURE NOT THE
WAY I REMEMBER IT.
Sonja: FIRST OF ALL,
YOU DIDN'T BUY ME
THOSE FLOWERS.
[WHISTLE]
THE SIGN SAYS
"DON'T PICK THE FLOWERS"!
AND THAT MEANS YOU!
GOTCHA!
WHAT?!
YEOW!
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
SUCKER!
Woman:
ARE THOSE FOR ME?
WELL?
UH, YEAH,
I GUESS SO.
TOO BAD.
THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER.
HE'S ALL YOURS,
BRUISER, BABY.
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
FUNNY THING ABOUT WOMEN.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND THEM,
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS.
HUH?
Heathcliff: OK, MAYBE I
EXAGGERATED A LITTLE, BU
YOUR STORY WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO
TELL ME WE DIDN'T HAVE AN
ELEGANT DINNER THAT NIGHT?
DINNER?DINNER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DON'T REMEMBER
THE FOOD,
THE SERVICE,
THE ATMOSPHERE!
MONSIEUR HEATHCLIFF,
MADEMOISELLE SONJA,
I AM SO HAPPY
YOU HAVE ARRIVED.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,SHOULD
YOU DESIRE ANYTHING,
JUST TINKLE THE BELL.
[DING]
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THIS
NIGHT WOULD BE MAGICAL?
SAY, HOW ABOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[PURRING]
I HAVE THE FEELING THA
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF
A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP.
Sonja: THAT'S NO
THE WAY IT WAS.
WELL, THEN, WHAT'S
YOUR VERSION?
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
WE WERE LESS-THAN-
WELCOME GUESTS.
AND THE NEXT TIME I
CATCH YOU TWO IN HERE,
I'LL SELL YOU AS CATFISH!
HE'S QUITE A KIDDER,
ISN'T HE?
WILL YOU PLEASE
TAKE ME HOME NOW?
ARE YOU KIDDING? I PROMISED
YOU DINNER, AND DINNER
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE.
MADAME, DINNER
IS SERVED.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
BUT
[CATS MEOWING]
PERHAPS MADEMOISELLE WOULD
CARE TO SKIP DINNER AND
GO STRAIGHT TO DESSERT.
I PREFER TO BRUSH
AFTER EVERY MEAL,
NOT SHOWER.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE OUR
DINNER DIDN'T TURN OU
JUST AS I REMEMBER IT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO
REMEMBER THAT IT--
OOH!
THE WAY WE GOT HOME!
ONCE AROUND THE PARK, SIR?
Sonja: AT LEAST YOU'RE
HALF RIGHT. WE DID
TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE--
A VERY SHORT CARRIAGE RIDE.
HURRY! DON'T LEAVE
ME STUCK UP HERE
BY MYSELF!
I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE,
JOGGING?
SO.. HOWDOYOU
LIKE..ITSOFAR?
Together: WHOA!
NO FREELOADING FELINES ON THIS
CARRIAGE! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!
YOW!
HOODLUM!
Sonja: BUT I DON'
UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE
TO DRESS LIKE THAT.
BECAUSE THIS IS A ROUGH
NEIGHBORHOOD, AND YOU
AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER
HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF MAKING IT HOME THAN--
GOOD EVENING, LADIES.
GOOD EVENING.
MY GRANDMOTHER AND I
WERE OUT FOR A WALK,
AND WE SEEM TO HAVE
GOTTEN LOST.
MAYBE ME AND THE BOYS COULD
SORT OF ESCORT YOU OUT OF
THIS CRIME-RIDDEN AREA.
WE LOVE TO HELP THOSE
IN DISTRESS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE
THIS DRESS OFF AND
TIE YOU IN KNOTS.
DID YOU SAY
SOMETHING,
GRANDMA?
SHE SAID, "THAT WOULD BE NICE,
BUT WE KNOW THE WAY."
[MEOW]
HEATHCLIFF!
HE WON'T GE
AWAY THIS TIME!
FAN OUT!
I THINK THE COAS
IS CLEAR.
I RECITED A POEM I WROTE
FOR THE OCCASION, AND THEN,
ALWAYS THE GENTLEMAN,
I KISSED YOUR HAND
AND SAID, "ADIEU."
Sonja: FUNNY, I DON'
REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.
WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS
HOW NERVOUS YOU WERE.
Heathcliff: ME? NERVOUS?
WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN
NERVOUS A DAY IN MY LIFE.
W-WELL, H-HERE WE--
HERE W-WE ARE, WELL.
YEAH, WELL,
W-WELL--
[SMACK]
WELL--WELL, MAYBE I WAS
JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT I REMEMBERED THA
TONIGHT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL
THAT WAY, HEATHCLIFF.
AND I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU TO
CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY
JUST LIKE YOUREMEMBER IT.
TOMORROW NIGHT, THE ACTUAL
DATE OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.
[SMACK]
OH, WELL,
AT LEAST I WAS CLOSE.
WHOA!
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 3, 4,
WHO WE GONNA YELL FOR?
MU-UNGO!
NUMBER ONE-O!
MU-UNGO! NUMBER-ONE-O!
GETTING UP EARLY IS
BAD ENOUGH. KNOCK
OFF THE NOISE!
Riff Raff: HOW YOU FEEL TODAY,
KID? FEEL GOOD?
GOOD! YEAH.
YEAH. FEEL GOOD.
TOMORROW'S THE CATLYMPICS.
YOU GOT TO BE READY TO DEFEND
YOUR TITLE, GOT TO BE TOUGH!
TOUGH, YEAH.
GOT TO BE TOUGH.
OOH!
KNOCK IT OFF!
KNOCK IT OFF!
STOP!
I OUGHT TO BOP
YOUR HEAD SO HARD
YOU HAVE TO
PULL DOWN YOUR
SOCKS TO SEE!
YEAH, BOP! YEAH,
YEAH, BOP HARD!
COME ON, YOU
CARROT BRAINS!
LET'S PRACTICE
HARDER FOR THE
CATLYMPIC EVENTS.
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2,
1, 2, 1, 2, 1
HEE HEE HEE!
THIS YEAR WE'RE
GOING TO WIN,
AND THAT BIG
LOLLIPOP WON'
KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
READY FOR THE AGONY OF
DEFEAT IN THE CATLYMPICS
TOMORROW, LOUIE?
YOUSE GOT A BIG
MOUTH FOR THE RUN
OF THE LITTER.
YEAH? WELL,
LISTEN UP, FURFACE!
NO CAT AROUND CAN BEAT MUNGO,
NOT EVEN IN ONE EVENT.
WANT TO BET?
SURE. PUT YOUR
CAT FOOD WHERE
YOUR MOUTH IS.
[WHISTLING]
WE TAKE OVER THE JUNKYARD,
OR YOU GET THIS.
LIKE TAKING COD
FROM A KITTEN.
IT'S A BET.
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 1, 2--
WINNING THIS BET'S
UP TO YOU.
1, 2, 1, 2--
WINNING THIS
BET'S UP TO YOU.
Cat: UH, WHAT IF
I LOSE THE CATLYMPICS
TO MUNGO, BOSS?
I ALWAYS DO.
HEE HEE HEE! WE
ONLY GOT TO WIN ONE
EVENT, REMEMBER?
AND THE LAST EVENT'S
GOING TO BE A BIG
SURPRISE FOR THEM.
[BANGING]
[SLURPING]
I HEREBY DECLARE
THE OPENING OF
THE CATLYMPICS.
FIRST, TREE CLIMBING.
YOU'RE FIRST, RUNT.
RELAX. YOU
CAN DO IT.
THE JUNKYARD
IS OURS.
NOW, GO ON.
FASTER! FASTER,
YOU LAZY CAT!
LOUIE! HELP!
I CAN'T CLIMB DOWN!
WELL, WE CAN'T HOLD
UP THE GAMES ANYMORE.
CONTESTANT MUNGO,
BEGIN YOUR CLIMB.
OH!
YOW!
YAY!
Judge: CONTESTANT NUMBER 2,
YOU'RE ELIMINATED.
OK, CHAMP.
ONE CAT'S
ELIMINATED.
TIME FOR THE
NEXT ONE TO
BITE THE DUST.
YEAH, DUST!
YEAH, YEAH,
BITE DUST!
IF WE CAN'T BEAT HIM
FAIR, WE'LL CHEAT.
JUST MANAGE TO
JUMP THE WATER.
WHEN IT'S MUNGO'S TURN,
THIS GREASE OUGHT TO
MAKE FOR A SLIP-UP.
[BOTH SNICKERING]
TIME FOR
WATER AVOIDING.
CAT WITH THE LOWEST SCORES,
OUT OF THE CATLYMPICS.
WHOA!
Judge: TIME TO VAULT.
LOWEST SCORES, OU
OF THE COMPETITION.
NOW, WE GOT MUNGO'S
POLE, AND HE'S GOT OUR
SPECIAL RUBBER MODEL.
THAT SHOULD GIVE SOME
BOUNCE TO HIS VAULT.
UH, IT'S HEAVY.
I'M NOT SURE IF
I CAN HANDLE IT.
OKAY, RUNT.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
UP AND OVER,
RIGHT CHAMP?
YEAH, UP. YEAH,
YEAH, UH, OVER.
YEAH,
THAT'S IT.
[BANGING]
NOW, WEIGHTLIFTING IS OURS.
THIS OUGHT TO PUT A CRAMP
IN HIS MUSCLES.
GO TO IT, MUNGO!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE
THAT FISH ALREADY!
[STRAINING]
COME ON. YOU GOT TO GE
IT UP, OR WE CAN'T USE
OUR SECRET WEAPON.
[STRAINING]
OOMPH!
WE WILL HOLD A BOXING MATCH
WITH THE TWO REMAINING
CONTESTANTS: MUNGO AND RUNT.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
WILL BE THE VICTOR
OF THE CATLYMPICS.
YEAH, THAT'S
IT, MUNGO!
YOU'LL BE
THE CHAMP!
LET'S GET THE SECRE
WEAPON READY.
[ROARING]
THEY MUST'VE
CHICKENED OU
BEFORE THE FIGHT.
GUESS ALL THA
FISH IS OURS!
NO! HERE
THEY COME.
WHAT
CAT'S THAT?
[DING]
Riff Raff: SO, RUN
LOOKS A LITTLE BIGGER
WITH BOXING GLOVES ON.
YOU'LL PULVERIZE THAT CHUMP!
GO, MUNGO, GO!
DON'T GE
SCARED NOW.
NOW'S THE
CHANCE, MUNGO!
[DING]
HE'S GETTING TIRED.
YOU CAN'T LOSE, CHAMP,
OR WE ALL LOSE
THE JUNKYARD!
UH, CAN'T LOSE.
YEAH, YEAH,
CAN'T LOSE.
[DING]
YAY! WAY TO GO!
IT'S RIGGED!
THAT'S NOT RUNT!
HEY! THOSE GUYS
ARE RUNNING AWAY!
OOH! OW! OOH!
WELL, YOU
EARNED THIS,
MUNGO.
GO AHEAD.
DIVE IN!
All: DIVE IN!
All: WAY TO GO, MUNGO,
WAY TO GO! MUNGO! ♪
WAY TO GO, MUNGO!
WAY TO GO! MUNGO! ♪
YEAH, WAY TO GO!
YEAH, YEAH! WAY TO GO!
HEE HEE HEE!
HERE'S YOUR FOOD, BARKLEY!
YOU'VE STILL GOT WATER.
ERNIE! DON'T FORGE
TO WASH HIS BOWL.
IT'S FINE, MOM. GO
TO GET TO PRACTICE.
YUCK! MOM, THIS PLATE IS ALL
DIRTY!
DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN IT.
I HAD AN IMPORTAN
MEETING TO ATTEND.
I'M SORRY, BARKLEY.
I GUESS THAT'S HOW YOUR FOOD
LOOKS WHEN I DON'T CLEAN IT.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
Heathcliff:
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
HUH?
WHAT?
[AH-CHOO]
[AH-CHOO]
[AH-CHOO]
[SNEEZING]
[AH-CHOO]
[AH-CHOO]
BUT IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR FIRST EVENING
OUT TOGETHER.
THESE ARE THE
SAME FLOWERS
I BROUGH
YOU THAT NIGHT.
THEN YOU DON'
REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I REMEMBER LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY.
[WHISTLING]
I HAD JUST PURCHASED
A NEW SUIT FOR THE OCCASION,
AND I STOPPED BY
A FLOWER VENDOR--
AN OLDER WOMAN WHO SEEMED
DOWN ON HER LUCK.
THAT'S WHEN I BOUGH
YOUR FLOWERS.
Heathcliff:
I GAVE HER A BIG TIP.
SHE SAID IT WAS TOO MUCH,
BUT I INSISTED.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
THE WOMAN
WAS SO GRATEFUL.
Woman: HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP ME,
PLEASE!
Heathcliff: I WAS ON MY WAY
TO MEET YOU, WHEN I STOPPED
TO HELP A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
OH!
OOH! OOH!
DOUBLE OOH!
BACK, YOU SWABS!
THIS DANCE IS MINE!
NO!
GO BRUISER!
LOOK AT THOSE
MOVES!
MY TURN!
MY TURN!
[CATS CHEERING]
Heathcliff: CLOSING
TIME AT THE BACK ALLEY
DANCE HALL, BRUISER.
WELL, LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE!
SOME SORT OF FANCY DAN!
THE NAME'S NOT DAN, IT'S
HEATHCLIFF.
UGH!
HUH!
AND THERE'S 5 MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.
YOW!
[SMACK]
AND NOW, I'M OFF TO SEE
A VERY SPECIAL LADY.
WHAT A LUCKY LADY
SHE MUST BE.
OOH!
WAIT, SONJA!
WHAT'S WRONG?
THAT'S SURE NOT THE
WAY I REMEMBER IT.
Sonja: FIRST OF ALL,
YOU DIDN'T BUY ME
THOSE FLOWERS.
[WHISTLE]
THE SIGN SAYS
"DON'T PICK THE FLOWERS"!
AND THAT MEANS YOU!
GOTCHA!
WHAT?!
YEOW!
[BLOWING WHISTLE]
SUCKER!
Woman:
ARE THOSE FOR ME?
WELL?
UH, YEAH,
I GUESS SO.
TOO BAD.
THAT WAS THE WRONG ANSWER.
HE'S ALL YOURS,
BRUISER, BABY.
[HISSING AND SNARLING]
FUNNY THING ABOUT WOMEN.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND THEM,
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS.
HUH?
Heathcliff: OK, MAYBE I
EXAGGERATED A LITTLE, BU
YOUR STORY WASN'T EVEN CLOSE.
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO
TELL ME WE DIDN'T HAVE AN
ELEGANT DINNER THAT NIGHT?
DINNER?DINNER?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
DON'T REMEMBER
THE FOOD,
THE SERVICE,
THE ATMOSPHERE!
MONSIEUR HEATHCLIFF,
MADEMOISELLE SONJA,
I AM SO HAPPY
YOU HAVE ARRIVED.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT,SHOULD
YOU DESIRE ANYTHING,
JUST TINKLE THE BELL.
[DING]
DIDN'T I TELL YOU THIS
NIGHT WOULD BE MAGICAL?
SAY, HOW ABOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
[SNIFF SNIFF]
[PURRING]
I HAVE THE FEELING THA
THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF
A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP.
Sonja: THAT'S NO
THE WAY IT WAS.
WELL, THEN, WHAT'S
YOUR VERSION?
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
WE WERE LESS-THAN-
WELCOME GUESTS.
AND THE NEXT TIME I
CATCH YOU TWO IN HERE,
I'LL SELL YOU AS CATFISH!
HE'S QUITE A KIDDER,
ISN'T HE?
WILL YOU PLEASE
TAKE ME HOME NOW?
ARE YOU KIDDING? I PROMISED
YOU DINNER, AND DINNER
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE.
MADAME, DINNER
IS SERVED.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
BUT
[CATS MEOWING]
PERHAPS MADEMOISELLE WOULD
CARE TO SKIP DINNER AND
GO STRAIGHT TO DESSERT.
I PREFER TO BRUSH
AFTER EVERY MEAL,
NOT SHOWER.
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE OUR
DINNER DIDN'T TURN OU
JUST AS I REMEMBER IT,
BUT YOU HAVE TO
REMEMBER THAT IT--
OOH!
THE WAY WE GOT HOME!
ONCE AROUND THE PARK, SIR?
Sonja: AT LEAST YOU'RE
HALF RIGHT. WE DID
TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE--
A VERY SHORT CARRIAGE RIDE.
HURRY! DON'T LEAVE
ME STUCK UP HERE
BY MYSELF!
I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!
WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE,
JOGGING?
SO.. HOWDOYOU
LIKE..ITSOFAR?
Together: WHOA!
NO FREELOADING FELINES ON THIS
CARRIAGE! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!
YOW!
HOODLUM!
Sonja: BUT I DON'
UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE
TO DRESS LIKE THAT.
BECAUSE THIS IS A ROUGH
NEIGHBORHOOD, AND YOU
AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER
HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF MAKING IT HOME THAN--
GOOD EVENING, LADIES.
GOOD EVENING.
MY GRANDMOTHER AND I
WERE OUT FOR A WALK,
AND WE SEEM TO HAVE
GOTTEN LOST.
MAYBE ME AND THE BOYS COULD
SORT OF ESCORT YOU OUT OF
THIS CRIME-RIDDEN AREA.
WE LOVE TO HELP THOSE
IN DISTRESS.
MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE
THIS DRESS OFF AND
TIE YOU IN KNOTS.
DID YOU SAY
SOMETHING,
GRANDMA?
SHE SAID, "THAT WOULD BE NICE,
BUT WE KNOW THE WAY."
[MEOW]
HEATHCLIFF!
HE WON'T GE
AWAY THIS TIME!
FAN OUT!
I THINK THE COAS
IS CLEAR.
I RECITED A POEM I WROTE
FOR THE OCCASION, AND THEN,
ALWAYS THE GENTLEMAN,
I KISSED YOUR HAND
AND SAID, "ADIEU."
Sonja: FUNNY, I DON'
REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.
WHAT I DO REMEMBER IS
HOW NERVOUS YOU WERE.
Heathcliff: ME? NERVOUS?
WHY, I'VE NEVER BEEN
NERVOUS A DAY IN MY LIFE.
W-WELL, H-HERE WE--
HERE W-WE ARE, WELL.
YEAH, WELL,
W-WELL--
[SMACK]
WELL--WELL, MAYBE I WAS
JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING
IS THAT I REMEMBERED THA
TONIGHT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY.
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL
THAT WAY, HEATHCLIFF.
AND I'M GOING TO HOLD YOU TO
CELEBRATING OUR ANNIVERSARY
JUST LIKE YOUREMEMBER IT.
TOMORROW NIGHT, THE ACTUAL
DATE OF OUR ANNIVERSARY.
[SMACK]
OH, WELL,
AT LEAST I WAS CLOSE.
WHOA!
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 3, 4,
WHO WE GONNA YELL FOR?
MU-UNGO!
NUMBER ONE-O!
MU-UNGO! NUMBER-ONE-O!
GETTING UP EARLY IS
BAD ENOUGH. KNOCK
OFF THE NOISE!
Riff Raff: HOW YOU FEEL TODAY,
KID? FEEL GOOD?
GOOD! YEAH.
YEAH. FEEL GOOD.
TOMORROW'S THE CATLYMPICS.
YOU GOT TO BE READY TO DEFEND
YOUR TITLE, GOT TO BE TOUGH!
TOUGH, YEAH.
GOT TO BE TOUGH.
OOH!
KNOCK IT OFF!
KNOCK IT OFF!
STOP!
I OUGHT TO BOP
YOUR HEAD SO HARD
YOU HAVE TO
PULL DOWN YOUR
SOCKS TO SEE!
YEAH, BOP! YEAH,
YEAH, BOP HARD!
COME ON, YOU
CARROT BRAINS!
LET'S PRACTICE
HARDER FOR THE
CATLYMPIC EVENTS.
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2,
1, 2, 1, 2, 1
HEE HEE HEE!
THIS YEAR WE'RE
GOING TO WIN,
AND THAT BIG
LOLLIPOP WON'
KNOW WHAT HIT HIM.
READY FOR THE AGONY OF
DEFEAT IN THE CATLYMPICS
TOMORROW, LOUIE?
YOUSE GOT A BIG
MOUTH FOR THE RUN
OF THE LITTER.
YEAH? WELL,
LISTEN UP, FURFACE!
NO CAT AROUND CAN BEAT MUNGO,
NOT EVEN IN ONE EVENT.
WANT TO BET?
SURE. PUT YOUR
CAT FOOD WHERE
YOUR MOUTH IS.
[WHISTLING]
WE TAKE OVER THE JUNKYARD,
OR YOU GET THIS.
LIKE TAKING COD
FROM A KITTEN.
IT'S A BET.
Wordsworth: 1, 2, 1, 2--
WINNING THIS BET'S
UP TO YOU.
1, 2, 1, 2--
WINNING THIS
BET'S UP TO YOU.
Cat: UH, WHAT IF
I LOSE THE CATLYMPICS
TO MUNGO, BOSS?
I ALWAYS DO.
HEE HEE HEE! WE
ONLY GOT TO WIN ONE
EVENT, REMEMBER?
AND THE LAST EVENT'S
GOING TO BE A BIG
SURPRISE FOR THEM.
[BANGING]
[SLURPING]
I HEREBY DECLARE
THE OPENING OF
THE CATLYMPICS.
FIRST, TREE CLIMBING.
YOU'RE FIRST, RUNT.
RELAX. YOU
CAN DO IT.
THE JUNKYARD
IS OURS.
NOW, GO ON.
FASTER! FASTER,
YOU LAZY CAT!
LOUIE! HELP!
I CAN'T CLIMB DOWN!
WELL, WE CAN'T HOLD
UP THE GAMES ANYMORE.
CONTESTANT MUNGO,
BEGIN YOUR CLIMB.
OH!
YOW!
YAY!
Judge: CONTESTANT NUMBER 2,
YOU'RE ELIMINATED.
OK, CHAMP.
ONE CAT'S
ELIMINATED.
TIME FOR THE
NEXT ONE TO
BITE THE DUST.
YEAH, DUST!
YEAH, YEAH,
BITE DUST!
IF WE CAN'T BEAT HIM
FAIR, WE'LL CHEAT.
JUST MANAGE TO
JUMP THE WATER.
WHEN IT'S MUNGO'S TURN,
THIS GREASE OUGHT TO
MAKE FOR A SLIP-UP.
[BOTH SNICKERING]
TIME FOR
WATER AVOIDING.
CAT WITH THE LOWEST SCORES,
OUT OF THE CATLYMPICS.
WHOA!
Judge: TIME TO VAULT.
LOWEST SCORES, OU
OF THE COMPETITION.
NOW, WE GOT MUNGO'S
POLE, AND HE'S GOT OUR
SPECIAL RUBBER MODEL.
THAT SHOULD GIVE SOME
BOUNCE TO HIS VAULT.
UH, IT'S HEAVY.
I'M NOT SURE IF
I CAN HANDLE IT.
OKAY, RUNT.
I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
UP AND OVER,
RIGHT CHAMP?
YEAH, UP. YEAH,
YEAH, UH, OVER.
YEAH,
THAT'S IT.
[BANGING]
NOW, WEIGHTLIFTING IS OURS.
THIS OUGHT TO PUT A CRAMP
IN HIS MUSCLES.
GO TO IT, MUNGO!
I CAN ALMOST TASTE
THAT FISH ALREADY!
[STRAINING]
COME ON. YOU GOT TO GE
IT UP, OR WE CAN'T USE
OUR SECRET WEAPON.
[STRAINING]
OOMPH!
WE WILL HOLD A BOXING MATCH
WITH THE TWO REMAINING
CONTESTANTS: MUNGO AND RUNT.
THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH
WILL BE THE VICTOR
OF THE CATLYMPICS.
YEAH, THAT'S
IT, MUNGO!
YOU'LL BE
THE CHAMP!
LET'S GET THE SECRE
WEAPON READY.
[ROARING]
THEY MUST'VE
CHICKENED OU
BEFORE THE FIGHT.
GUESS ALL THA
FISH IS OURS!
NO! HERE
THEY COME.
WHAT
CAT'S THAT?
[DING]
Riff Raff: SO, RUN
LOOKS A LITTLE BIGGER
WITH BOXING GLOVES ON.
YOU'LL PULVERIZE THAT CHUMP!
GO, MUNGO, GO!
DON'T GE
SCARED NOW.
NOW'S THE
CHANCE, MUNGO!
[DING]
HE'S GETTING TIRED.
YOU CAN'T LOSE, CHAMP,
OR WE ALL LOSE
THE JUNKYARD!
UH, CAN'T LOSE.
YEAH, YEAH,
CAN'T LOSE.
[DING]
YAY! WAY TO GO!
IT'S RIGGED!
THAT'S NOT RUNT!
HEY! THOSE GUYS
ARE RUNNING AWAY!
OOH! OW! OOH!
WELL, YOU
EARNED THIS,
MUNGO.
GO AHEAD.
DIVE IN!
All: DIVE IN!
All: WAY TO GO, MUNGO,
WAY TO GO! MUNGO! ♪
WAY TO GO, MUNGO!
WAY TO GO! MUNGO! ♪
YEAH, WAY TO GO!
YEAH, YEAH! WAY TO GO!
HEE HEE HEE!
HERE'S YOUR FOOD, BARKLEY!
YOU'VE STILL GOT WATER.
ERNIE! DON'T FORGE
TO WASH HIS BOWL.
IT'S FINE, MOM. GO
TO GET TO PRACTICE.
YUCK! MOM, THIS PLATE IS ALL
DIRTY!
DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO CLEAN IT.
I HAD AN IMPORTAN
MEETING TO ATTEND.
I'M SORRY, BARKLEY.
I GUESS THAT'S HOW YOUR FOOD
LOOKS WHEN I DON'T CLEAN IT.
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