Henry Danger (2014) s02e07 Episode Script

1 [ music .]
And in disappointing news, the winner of this year's Cat Triathlon, Mister Meowzer, was disqualified after testing positive for feline steroids.
According to officials, Mister Meowzer-- Just a second, Mary.
We have some breaking news.
It seems that Captain Man and Kid Danger have captured the Time Jerker.
Now let's go to Evelyn Hall live at the Swellview clock tower.
Thank you, Trent.
Captain Man and Kid Danger, can you tell us what happened here? Well, we found out that the Time Jerker was-- Hello, Evelyn.
Hey.
So, about an hour ago, I swung in here, crashed through that glass, and captured that Time Jerker you see right over there.
I also participated.
Well, Captain Man, once again, the city of Swellview owes you a big fat thank you.
I also participated.
Ah, I don't fight crime for thank yous.
But there is something I want.
Sure.
Anything.
I mean, what? As I'm sure you already know, there's a very special steak house here in Swellview called Montego's.
Right.
I've heard of Montego's.
Yeah, well, did you know you can't get a reservation at that place? You have to be invited by the owner? Anyway, we're really glad that we were able to capture the Time Jerker because-- Hey, hey.
So, to the owner of Montego's restaurant, hey, it's me, Captain Man, the guy who keeps the whole city safe.
You really do.
I like steak.
I like it a lot.
So, feel free to invite me to your restaurant, Montego's.
I also like steak.
I'm Evelyn Hall.
Single and ready.
Okay, next criminal.
They call him "Malkoff.
" He steals dogs, then shaves them and sells their hair to wig shops.
Ugh.
Sick weirdo.
Hey, hey! Any messages come in for me while I was in the bathroom? No, Ray, that restaurant still hasn't called you.
Ding dang it.
You, dude, if you want to get steak, just go to Back Out Steak House.
No.
Anybody can go to Back Out Steak House.
I want to go to Montego's.
Oy vey.
Ray, I want you to sit down, relax, and finish your juice.
There you go.
Don't you feel better? I just don't get it.
I said it on the news two weeks ago.
I said, "Feel free to invite me to your restaurant, Mr.
Montego.
" And you know he heard about me saying that, you know it.
[ emergency line rings .]
Oh, maybe that's Montego's.
Move, move.
Wait.
What? Aah.
Aah.
Hello? Captain Man hotline.
What is it, please? Hello? I'm calling from the Swellview Home for the Elderly.
Aah, you're not Montego's.
Dude, you can't hang up on people like that.
That could've been on people like that.
That could've been an emergency.
That could've been an emergency.
[ emergency line rings .]
an emergency.
[ emergency line rings .]
Yeah, hi.
[ emergency line rings .]
Yeah, hi.
What's your emergency? Yeah, hi.
What's your emergency? A man broke in here What's your emergency? A man broke in here and stole all our money A man broke in here and stole all our money and our clothing.
and stole all our money and our clothing.
We're all here naked.
and our clothing.
We're all here naked.
Can you come help us? We're all here naked.
Can you come help us? I'm sorry, did you say Can you come help us? I'm sorry, did you say you're all elderly and naked? I'm sorry, did you say you're all elderly and naked? Yes, that's right.
you're all elderly and naked? Yes, that's right.
Sorry, wrong number.
Yes, that's right.
Sorry, wrong number.
It all just kind of happened.
Sorry, wrong number.
It all just kind of happened.
My dad was It all just kind of happened.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident, I wanted an after-school job.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Ah! he made me indestructible.
Ah! I went into this crazy store Ah! I went into this crazy store and met I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.
and met a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me He turned out to be who call me He turned out to be You know the name.
He turned out to be You know the name.
Captain Man! You know the name.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
It is done.
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube! Oh, my boot.
Ha! Henry Hart.
Henry Hart.
Henry Hart, we're looking for you.
Henry Hart.
Oh.
[ band stops .]
Hi.
Hey.
What's up? Henry, three weeks ago, I was injured, lying on the gym floor, but you found me, and you pulled that long, rusty, bloody nail right out of my foot.
Yeah, I remember.
Well, because of your good deed, I hereby Well, because of your good deed, I hereby present you with this gift bag of your good deed, I hereby present you with this gift bag because you, Henry Hart, present you with this gift bag because you, Henry Hart, are Student of the Month.
because you, Henry Hart, are Student of the Month.
Wow, this is so cool.
are Student of the Month.
Wow, this is so cool.
Well, we just felt Wow, this is so cool.
Well, we just felt that you We just felt that Shut up! Now, look what's in your bag.
All right, let's see.
What is this, a necklace? All right, let's see.
What is this, a necklace? Yeah.
What is this, a necklace? Yeah.
That's the nail you pulled Yeah.
That's the nail you pulled out of my foot.
That's the nail you pulled out of my foot.
Oh, yeah.
out of my foot.
Oh, yeah.
Dried blood.
Oh, yeah.
Dried blood.
Keep going.
Dried blood.
Keep going.
Okay.
Keep going.
Okay.
A gift card? Okay.
A gift card? Yep.
That gets you dinner A gift card? Yep.
That gets you dinner for two at Montego's restaurant.
No way.
How'd you get this? Well, the principal's wife How'd you get this? Well, the principal's wife is the second cousin Well, the principal's wife is the second cousin of Mr.
Montego's brother-in-law.
is the second cousin of Mr.
Montego's brother-in-law.
Oh.
of Mr.
Montego's brother-in-law.
Oh.
Well, thanks so much for this.
Oh.
Well, thanks so much for this.
Sure.
Well, thanks so much for this.
Sure.
You know that's dinner for two.
Sure.
You know that's dinner for two.
You want to take me with you? You know that's dinner for two.
You want to take me with you? No.
You want to take me with you? No.
Are you sure? No.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Did did someone die? That was really funny.
Yeah, that's our Henry.
Thanks.
Yeah, that's our Henry.
Thanks.
Why are you all here? Thanks.
Why are you all here? To congratulate you.
Why are you all here? To congratulate you.
And to give you presents.
To congratulate you.
And to give you presents.
For winning And to give you presents.
For winning Student of the Month.
For winning Student of the Month.
Yeah.
Student of the Month.
Yeah.
[ all talking at once .]
Yeah.
[ all talking at once .]
Oh, wow, so you guys [ all talking at once .]
Oh, wow, so you guys already heard about that, huh? Oh, wow, so you guys already heard about that, huh? [ all .]
Yeah.
already heard about that, huh? [ all .]
Yeah.
Even some of our neighbors [ all .]
Yeah.
Even some of our neighbors heard about it.
Even some of our neighbors heard about it.
Hey, neighbors.
heard about it.
Hey, neighbors.
[ all .]
Hey, Henry.
Hey, neighbors.
[ all .]
Hey, Henry.
And you are? [ all .]
Hey, Henry.
And you are? Oh, my name's Herb.
And you are? Oh, my name's Herb.
I'm visiting from Los Angeles.
Oh, my name's Herb.
I'm visiting from Los Angeles.
Thinking about buying I'm visiting from Los Angeles.
Thinking about buying a vacation home Thinking about buying a vacation home here in Swellview.
a vacation home here in Swellview.
My life's going great.
here in Swellview.
My life's going great.
And you're here why? My life's going great.
And you're here why? I just saw people And you're here why? I just saw people walking into this house.
I just saw people walking into this house.
Joined them.
walking into this house.
Joined them.
So, Henry, we heard that Joined them.
So, Henry, we heard that part of your Student So, Henry, we heard that part of your Student of the Month prize part of your Student of the Month prize is dinner for two at Montego's? of the Month prize is dinner for two at Montego's? Oh, really? is dinner for two at Montego's? Oh, really? What? Oh, really? What? [ all talking at once .]
What? [ all talking at once .]
It is? [ all talking at once .]
It is? I had no idea.
It is? I had no idea.
Oh, please take me.
I had no idea.
Oh, please take me.
Why would he take you? Oh, please take me.
Why would he take you? I'm his best friend.
Why would he take you? I'm his best friend.
You are not.
I'm his best friend.
You are not.
Hey, a boy's best friend You are not.
Hey, a boy's best friend is his mother.
Hey, a boy's best friend is his mother.
Oh, that's a crock of bull.
is his mother.
Oh, that's a crock of bull.
[ all talking at once .]
Calm down.
Calm down.
Mrs.
Hendricks, put the lamp down.
Mrs.
Hendricks, put the lamp down.
Put it down.
put the lamp down.
Put it down.
Hey, hey! Henry! Hi! Put it down.
Hey, hey! Henry! Hi! I just heard about your, Hey, hey! Henry! Hi! I just heard about your, you know, your, your prize.
I just heard about your, you know, your, your prize.
Oh god.
you know, your, your prize.
Oh god.
[ panting .]
Oh god.
[ panting .]
Aah.
[ panting .]
Aah.
Why are you wet? Aah.
Why are you wet? Aah.
I'm sweating.
Why are you wet? Aah.
I'm sweating.
I just ran nine miles Aah.
I'm sweating.
I just ran nine miles to get here.
I just ran nine miles to get here.
What's the dog leash for? to get here.
What's the dog leash for? I was walking a friend's dog.
What's the dog leash for? I was walking a friend's dog.
Where's the dog? I was walking a friend's dog.
Where's the dog? I don't know.
Hey, who is this guy? Yeah.
I was wondering Yeah.
I was wondering the same thing.
I was wondering the same thing.
Hey, hey, hey! the same thing.
Hey, hey, hey! For those of you who don't know, Hey, hey, hey! For those of you who don't know, this is Ray, my boss For those of you who don't know, this is Ray, my boss at Junk-N-Stuff, and he's been this is Ray, my boss at Junk-N-Stuff, and he's been dying to go to Montego's at Junk-N-Stuff, and he's been dying to go to Montego's for years.
dying to go to Montego's for years.
So for years.
So I'm taking Ray to Montego's.
So I'm taking Ray to Montego's.
[ wailing .]
I'm taking Ray to Montego's.
[ wailing .]
[ laughing .]
[ wailing .]
[ laughing .]
Yeah, all right, [ laughing .]
Yeah, all right, yeah, baby.
Yeah, all right, yeah, baby.
Who's got the lamp now, huh? Happy Lockerversary.
I'm sorry, happy what? Lockerversary.
I'm sorry, happy what? Lockerversary.
I I am so lost.
Lockerversary.
I I am so lost.
It was six months ago today I I am so lost.
It was six months ago today when you and I first It was six months ago today when you and I first started sharing this locker.
when you and I first started sharing this locker.
Oh, okay.
started sharing this locker.
Oh, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
For you.
Wait, wait, wait.
For you.
Aw.
For you.
Aw.
It's an exact replica Aw.
It's an exact replica of our locker.
It's an exact replica of our locker.
I know.
of our locker.
I know.
How'd you get this? I know.
How'd you get this? I found a guy who makes How'd you get this? I found a guy who makes small replicas of lockers.
I found a guy who makes small replicas of lockers.
Well, that explains it.
I should've expected that.
Got you in the face.
Yeah.
Got you in the face.
Yeah.
But I feel bad because Yeah.
But I feel bad because I didn't get anything for you.
But I feel bad because I didn't get anything for you.
Aw, you didn't have to.
I didn't get anything for you.
Aw, you didn't have to.
Well, awesome.
Aw, you didn't have to.
Well, awesome.
I mean, what's better than Well, awesome.
I mean, what's better than the two of us having dinner I mean, what's better than the two of us having dinner together at Montego's? Wait, what'd you say? You're taking me, right? Well, yeah.
You're taking me, right? Well, yeah.
Duh, I mean, what kind of person Well, yeah.
Duh, I mean, what kind of person wins dinner for two and doesn't Duh, I mean, what kind of person wins dinner for two and doesn't invite his girlfriend? wins dinner for two and doesn't invite his girlfriend? A terrible person.
invite his girlfriend? A terrible person.
Right.
Not me.
Not me.
Aah! [ thud .]
[ elevator dings .]
Hey, Ray-- Hi.
Hey, Henry.
Hi.
Hey, Henry.
You want to join me? Hey, Henry.
You want to join me? For what? You want to join me? For what? Rehearsal.
For what? Rehearsal.
I'm practicing what I'm going Rehearsal.
I'm practicing what I'm going to order I'm practicing what I'm going to order when we get to Montego's.
to order when we get to Montego's.
Okay, Ray, when we get to Montego's.
Okay, Ray, I got to talk to you about-- Okay, Ray, I got to talk to you about-- Watch, watch, watch.
I got to talk to you about-- Watch, watch, watch.
[ clears throat .]
Watch, watch, watch.
[ clears throat .]
Yes, and for my steak [ clears throat .]
Yes, and for my steak I'll have the 16 ounce rib-eye, Yes, and for my steak I'll have the 16 ounce rib-eye, and I want that cooked I'll have the 16 ounce rib-eye, and I want that cooked medium rare.
and I want that cooked medium rare.
Of course.
medium rare.
Of course.
And would you care Of course.
And would you care for anything else? And would you care for anything else? Yes.
for anything else? Yes.
I'll also have two more steaks.
Yes.
I'll also have two more steaks.
[ laughs .]
I'll also have two more steaks.
[ laughs .]
Oh, Henry, you don't know [ laughs .]
Oh, Henry, you don't know what this means to me.
Oh, Henry, you don't know what this means to me.
It's just beef, man.
what this means to me.
It's just beef, man.
No, look, It's just beef, man.
No, look, I didn't tell you this, No, look, I didn't tell you this, but I've been going through I didn't tell you this, but I've been going through a rough patch lately.
but I've been going through a rough patch lately.
Oh, geez.
a rough patch lately.
Oh, geez.
I've just been feeling Oh, geez.
I've just been feeling so depressed the last couple I've just been feeling so depressed the last couple of months until you invited me so depressed the last couple of months until you invited me to go with you to Montego's of months until you invited me to go with you to Montego's for dinner.
to go with you to Montego's for dinner.
Well, yeah, but I mean-- for dinner.
Well, yeah, but I mean-- Hey, is it okay if I tell you Well, yeah, but I mean-- Hey, is it okay if I tell you that I think of you as family? Hey, is it okay if I tell you that I think of you as family? I mean, you're like that I think of you as family? I mean, you're like the little brother or the nephew I mean, you're like the little brother or the nephew I never had.
the little brother or the nephew I never had.
Ray, I can't take you I never had.
Ray, I can't take you to Montego's.
Ray, I can't take you to Montego's.
What'd you say? to Montego's.
What'd you say? I got to take Bianca.
What'd you say? I got to take Bianca.
I'm sorry.
I got to take Bianca.
I'm sorry.
Ah, you're joking.
I'm sorry.
Ah, you're joking.
No.
Ah, you're joking.
No.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
No.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
You're joke making.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
You're joke making.
No.
You're joke making.
No.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
No.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
I'm not joking.
Yeah, you're making a joke.
I'm not joking.
Yes, you are, too.
I'm not joking.
Yes, you are, too.
This is a terrible, awful, Yes, you are, too.
This is a terrible, awful, mean joke but it's all going This is a terrible, awful, mean joke but it's all going to be okay because you are still mean joke but it's all going to be okay because you are still taking me to Montego's with you, to be okay because you are still taking me to Montego's with you, right? taking me to Montego's with you, right? Ray right? Ray I said you are still Ray I said you are still taking me to Montego's I said you are still taking me to Montego's with you, right? taking me to Montego's with you, right? Bianca's my girlfriend.
with you, right? Bianca's my girlfriend.
I got to take her.
Bianca's my girlfriend.
I got to take her.
Wh-- why? I got to take her.
Wh-- why? Because I do.
Wh-- why? Because I do.
I'm really sorry.
Okay.
Dude, look, maybe later you and I can just-- Dude, look, maybe later you and I can just-- You know, maybe later you and I can just-- You know, don't worry about me.
You know, don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
Are you sure? I'm fine.
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm fine.
Are you sure? Yeah, I'm fine.
Aah! Ray? I'm fine.
[ chatter .]
Hey, guys.
Hi, Henry.
Hey.
Hi, Henry.
Hey.
Hey, bud.
Hey.
Hey, bud.
Jasper, Charlotte, Hey, bud.
Jasper, Charlotte, what are you guys doing here? Jasper, Charlotte, what are you guys doing here? No big reason.
what are you guys doing here? No big reason.
Just came to hang.
No big reason.
Just came to hang.
Oh, well, I can't hang Just came to hang.
Oh, well, I can't hang because tonight's the night Oh, well, I can't hang because tonight's the night I'm taking Bianca to Montego's.
because tonight's the night I'm taking Bianca to Montego's.
Oh.
I'm taking Bianca to Montego's.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
[ all talking at once .]
Oh.
[ all talking at once .]
Come on, [ all talking at once .]
Come on, I know you guys knew that.
Come on, I know you guys knew that.
And why are you all dressed up? I know you guys knew that.
And why are you all dressed up? Well, we thought, you know And why are you all dressed up? Well, we thought, you know If something bad happens Well, we thought, you know If something bad happens to Bianca If something bad happens to Bianca Like, if she got her head to Bianca Like, if she got her head stuck in a fence.
Like, if she got her head stuck in a fence.
Or if she got hit by a bus.
stuck in a fence.
Or if she got hit by a bus.
Or even if she just Or if she got hit by a bus.
Or even if she just disappeared.
Or even if she just disappeared.
Yeah.
disappeared.
Yeah.
Okay, this is sick.
Yeah.
Okay, this is sick.
You people are sick.
Okay, this is sick.
You people are sick.
We're just saying, You people are sick.
We're just saying, you might need someone We're just saying, you might need someone to fill in you might need someone to fill in and have dinner with you.
to fill in and have dinner with you.
Right.
and have dinner with you.
Right.
For example, me.
Right.
For example, me.
We just don't want you For example, me.
We just don't want you to be alone.
We just don't want you to be alone.
We love you, Hen.
to be alone.
We love you, Hen.
I'm your dad.
We love you, Hen.
I'm your dad.
I gave birth to you.
I'm your dad.
I gave birth to you.
I watched.
I gave birth to you.
I watched.
Oh, big deal.
I watched.
Oh, big deal.
I'm leaving now.
Oh, big deal.
I'm leaving now.
Oh, wait! I'm leaving now.
Oh, wait! Wait, no, wait! I'm taking Bianca.
[ all .]
No.
My life's still going great.
Matthew will show you to your table.
Your names, please.
Yes, I'm Henry.
Henry Hart.
Yes, I'm Henry.
Henry Hart.
And this is my girlfriend, Henry Hart.
And this is my girlfriend, Bianca And this is my girlfriend, Bianca Smathers.
Bianca Smathers.
It's our Lockerversary.
Smathers.
It's our Lockerversary.
Ray? It's our Lockerversary.
Ray? Uh, no, I'm Henry Hart, Ray? Uh, no, I'm Henry Hart, teenager.
Uh, no, I'm Henry Hart, teenager.
Sir, I'm Henry Hart.
teenager.
Sir, I'm Henry Hart.
Wait, isn't he your boss Sir, I'm Henry Hart.
Wait, isn't he your boss from Junk-N-Stuff? Wait, isn't he your boss from Junk-N-Stuff? Yes.
from Junk-N-Stuff? Yes.
No, I'm not.
Yes.
No, I'm not.
I'm in ninth grade, dude.
No, I'm not.
I'm in ninth grade, dude.
Pardon me, I'm in ninth grade, dude.
Pardon me, where's the ladies' room? Pardon me, where's the ladies' room? I know you're not a girl.
where's the ladies' room? I know you're not a girl.
Prove it.
I know you're not a girl.
Prove it.
Gross.
Prove it.
Gross.
[ all talking at once .]
[ whistle blows .]
Why are they here pretending to be us? Why are you here pretending to be us? Why are you here pretending to be us? Why are you here pretending to be us? Yeah, son.
pretending to be us? Yeah, son.
Stop it.
Yeah, son.
Stop it.
Look Stop it.
Look they did this Look they did this because Ray's been, like, they did this because Ray's been, like, dying to come to this restaurant because Ray's been, like, dying to come to this restaurant for years.
dying to come to this restaurant for years.
Well, now I feel all bad.
for years.
Well, now I feel all bad.
No, you shouldn't.
Well, now I feel all bad.
No, you shouldn't.
But I'm not even No, you shouldn't.
But I'm not even that into steak.
But I'm not even that into steak.
What? that into steak.
What? Yeah, I was going What? Yeah, I was going to order the chicken.
Yeah, I was going to order the chicken.
Oh, no, no.
to order the chicken.
Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh, no, no.
No, no, no.
Ray, you're embarrassing me.
No, no, no.
Ray, you're embarrassing me.
Oh, I'm embarrassing you? Ray, you're embarrassing me.
Oh, I'm embarrassing you? Yes.
Oh, I'm embarrassing you? Yes.
Or is it your chicken-loving Yes.
Or is it your chicken-loving girlfriend there? Or is it your chicken-loving girlfriend there? It's you.
girlfriend there? It's you.
Pfff.
It's you.
Pfff.
Boys.
Pfff.
Boys.
You're a boy.
Boys.
You're a boy.
Prove it.
You're a boy.
Prove it.
Ray, please go home.
Prove it.
Ray, please go home.
Bianca and I-- Ray, please go home.
Bianca and I-- No, it's okay.
Bianca and I-- No, it's okay.
Seriously, I don't care No, it's okay.
Seriously, I don't care that much about eating here Seriously, I don't care that much about eating here and your boss really does, that much about eating here and your boss really does, so, just have dinner with him.
and your boss really does, so, just have dinner with him.
You're sure? so, just have dinner with him.
You're sure? Sure she's sure.
You're sure? Sure she's sure.
Look at her.
Sure she's sure.
Look at her.
That's what sure people Look at her.
That's what sure people look like.
That's what sure people look like.
Yeah, I'm sure.
look like.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Aah.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Aah.
All right, man.
Aah.
All right, man.
Looks like we're having All right, man.
Looks like we're having dinner here together.
Looks like we're having dinner here together.
And me too? dinner here together.
And me too? No.
And me too? No.
The reservation is only for two.
No.
The reservation is only for two.
Oh.
The reservation is only for two.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
No problem.
Okay.
No problem.
Balloons.
[ chuckling .]
Oh, you feel that? You feel that warm bread? This is how bread You feel that warm bread? This is how bread should feel.
This is how bread should feel.
Right? should feel.
Right? Okay, ready? Right? Okay, ready? Yeah.
Okay, ready? Yeah.
[ both .]
Oh.
Yeah.
[ both .]
Oh.
Mm.
[ both .]
Oh.
Mm.
Oh my god.
Mm.
Oh my god.
Hey, after we finish Oh my god.
Hey, after we finish our steaks, what do you want Hey, after we finish our steaks, what do you want to get for dessert? our steaks, what do you want to get for dessert? I think we should to get for dessert? I think we should get more steak.
I think we should get more steak.
We're getting steak get more steak.
We're getting steak for dessert? We're getting steak for dessert? What would you rather have, for dessert? What would you rather have, the chicken? What would you rather have, the chicken? Don't make fun of Bianca.
the chicken? Don't make fun of Bianca.
She gave up her dinner for you.
Don't make fun of Bianca.
She gave up her dinner for you.
I know.
She gave up her dinner for you.
I know.
So stupid.
I know.
So stupid.
Dude, I don't get So stupid.
Dude, I don't get how can you can just-- Dude, I don't get how can you can just-- Shh.
how can you can just-- Shh.
What? Shh.
What? Okay, you remember What? Okay, you remember two weeks ago? Okay, you remember two weeks ago? The robbery two weeks ago? The robbery at that jewelry store? The robbery at that jewelry store? You mean those two robbers at that jewelry store? You mean those two robbers who stole the jewelry? You mean those two robbers who stole the jewelry? Yeah.
who stole the jewelry? Yeah.
Their names are Yeah.
Their names are Ert Landers and Bernie Caldwell.
Their names are Ert Landers and Bernie Caldwell.
That's them right over there.
Ert Landers and Bernie Caldwell.
That's them right over there.
For real? That is Ert and Bernie.
I know.
Punks.
I know.
Punks.
Hey, they're about to leave.
Punks.
Hey, they're about to leave.
Well, that's our cue.
Hey, they're about to leave.
Well, that's our cue.
Pop a gumball.
Well, that's our cue.
Pop a gumball.
But I haven't had Pop a gumball.
But I haven't had my steak yet.
But I haven't had my steak yet.
They're criminals.
my steak yet.
They're criminals.
I want my steak.
They're criminals.
I want my steak.
Ray, put a gumball I want my steak.
Ray, put a gumball in your mouth right now.
Ray, put a gumball in your mouth right now.
Aah! Let's do this.
You know what? I'm just going to-- Hey, Ert.
And Bernie.
Aw, man.
And Bernie.
Aw, man.
That's "Aw, Captain Man.
" Aw, man.
That's "Aw, Captain Man.
" Now, can you count That's "Aw, Captain Man.
" Now, can you count from one to bam? Now, can you count from one to bam? I'll try.
One from one to bam? I'll try.
One Bam! Care for some fresh pepper? Huh? When.
When.
Watch out.
Drop it.
I'd say that was a job well done.
Take them away, boys.
And now some cow.
Excuse me, Captain Man and Kid Danger? Huh? and Kid Danger? Huh? What's up, big dog? Huh? What's up, big dog? I'm sorry, but your names What's up, big dog? I'm sorry, but your names aren't on our dinner list.
I'm sorry, but your names aren't on our dinner list.
And you can't eat here aren't on our dinner list.
And you can't eat here without an invitation.
And you can't eat here without an invitation.
What? without an invitation.
What? No, no, no, you got to What? No, no, no, you got to be kidding me.
No, no, no, you got to be kidding me.
[ all talking at once .]
be kidding me.
[ all talking at once .]
No, no, no, wait.
[ all talking at once .]
No, no, no, wait.
You got to be kidding me.
No, no, no, wait.
You got to be kidding me.
What? No.
You got to be kidding me.
What? No.
Come on, man.
What? No.
Come on, man.
What? Why? Come on, man.
What? Why? [ both .]
Aah.
Hi.
How were your steaks? You better shut your mouth, How were your steaks? You better shut your mouth, Schwoz, I mean it, you better You better shut your mouth, Schwoz, I mean it, you better just shut your dirty mouth.
Schwoz, I mean it, you better just shut your dirty mouth.
Geez.
just shut your dirty mouth.
Geez.
Hey, why are you still Geez.
Hey, why are you still wearing that dress? Hey, why are you still wearing that dress? Because it's so comfortable.
wearing that dress? Because it's so comfortable.
And I like how the cool air Because it's so comfortable.
And I like how the cool air blows up in here.
Hey, you want to go to Back Out Steak House? No.
to Back Out Steak House? No.
I want steak from Montego's.
No.
I want steak from Montego's.
Well, we can't get steak I want steak from Montego's.
Well, we can't get steak from-- Well, we can't get steak from-- Wait.
What is from-- Wait.
What is What is that Wait.
What is What is that Is it What is that Is it do you know what this is? Is it do you know what this is? Steak.
do you know what this is? Steak.
From Montego's.
Steak.
From Montego's.
Whoa.
From Montego's.
Whoa.
It must've fallen down here Whoa.
It must've fallen down here when we were fighting It must've fallen down here when we were fighting Ert and Bernie.
when we were fighting Ert and Bernie.
I know.
Ert and Bernie.
I know.
[ sniffs .]
I know.
[ sniffs .]
Aw, yeah.
[ sniffs .]
Aw, yeah.
Can I have it? Aw, yeah.
Can I have it? Can we split it? [ moaning .]
Want to go to Back Out Steak House? Yeah, I guess.