Inspector Gadget (2015) s02e07 Episode Script

Beyond Gadgetdome - Brain Drain

1 Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Gadget! Go!) Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) Inspector - Gadget! Inspector Gadget! Go Go Gadget, Go! (Go! Go! Yeah! Gadget!) Inspector Gadget! Ahhhhh! [CROWD SCREAMING.]
DR CLAW: Begin world monument defacing! [LAUGHS.]
This evil competition is almost within my claw! I don't get it.
So you mess up world monuments.
Big deal.
There's more to it than that Talon! Whoever messes up the most monuments, wins! [LAUGHING.]
That snooty Baron Von Steeltoe will never catch up to me now! This is the lamest competition ever.
WHAT DID YOU SAY? Uh this is the lamest competition ever? You kids! With your strange, opposite sayings.
Bad is good! Cool is hot! Lame must mean amazing! [BEEP.]
What's this? An e-mail from the Baron! Aye, Dr.
Claw.
Look up.
[DOOR OPENS.]
No! I need a another monument to deface! Pshht.
Good luck beating the moon.
Ha.
AYERS ROCK in Australia!? Millions of years old, beloved by the world and perfect to deface! Watch out ANGRY ARNIE! Your futuristic, armored car won't protect you from those mutants! Well, I think I've figured out why your G-Portal isn't working.
Who's been chewing bubble gum in the G-Portal again? Hey! I was in the middle of Angry Arnie, Cul-de-sac Crusader! Eucalyptus tree.
Family: Myrtaceae.
[GASP.]
PENNY! Watch out! Wowsers! Sorry, Professor, just a little distracted I've got so many junior spy exams coming up, that I've been studying like mad- MAD.
Evil organization led by Dr.
Claw.
Drained Atlantic ocean, 1993.
World record, most hollowed out volcano lairs, 1997.
Attempts to capture Inspector Gadget: 1986, 1988, 1997, 1998, 2001 to present- Phew.
Thanks Brain.
But I still have tons of pages to read.
Maybe sit this next mission out? No way Chief! I can do both.
That's right! Justice never sits this one out! Or crouches.
It does sometimes lean.
Reclines? Why not? [CLEARS HIS THROAT.]
MAD's been defacing world monuments across the, uh world.
Dr.
Claw's latest stop is the Australian Outback.
Your mission is to put a end to his global-vandalism.
This message will self-destruct.
On it Chief! Ahhh! Woah! Phew! GADGET: Oops, forgot something Chief! [BOOM!.]
[GROANS.]
[ZZAPPP!.]
[PHONE RINGS.]
Ugh.
Can't I go like five minutes without Uncle C checking up on me? You call that defacing?! But Uncle Claw! I just started [MADCAT GAGS.]
MADcat may not know how to eat without choking but she knows good use of negative space! Von Steeltoe's moon-defacing was a work of art! This is a mess! I want real passion! Real feeling! Real destruction! Real fast! [ZAP!.]
Now that's incentive.
Get WORKING! [SIGHS.]
[KANGAROO GIGGLING.]
Everyone's an art critic.
[VROOOOM.]
Wait a second this looks familiar.
The G-Portal must still be on the fritz! It sent us to a bleak, not-too-distant future created by MAD! Luckily, I am an expert, in world-on-edge, future-gone-mad survivalism! I have seen all the Angry Arnie movies! Go Go Gadget Mobile Post Apocalyptic Mode! Uncle Gadget, that's only a movie! Well then how you to explain that.
Uh, a kangaroo? A kangaroo, you say.
Well if that's true Penny, he won't mind answering some questions.
Yoohoo! Mr.
Kangaroo! Can you come here a minute? Just as I suspected, Penny.
That's not a kangaroo.
That's a mutant warrior from the no-too-distant future.
Go Go Gadget Mutant Tracker! Now I'm prepared for all future danger.
Let's roll.
Uh, Uncle Gadget? Maybe we can confuse the uh mutants if we split up? Good idea, Penny.
But stay safe and mutant-free! Brain! Stay with Uncle Gadget, and watch out for him! Protecting a superior is Rule 114.
56 B.
Don't worry, Brain I can handle a mission and my studying.
Swearsies! [BONK.]
.
OW! MAD evil defacing take two.
[ZAP ZAP!.]
No no NO! Terrible! Is that what I'm not paying you for, Talon!? Even after those few paltry strokes I can tell your vision is no match for Von Steeltoe's latest work! Ach! The good Doctor! Feast your eyes, uh if you have eyes, on my latest and grrrreatest defacement! That was Mt.
Everest! Did you see how Steeltoe's henchman created a rich texture on that offensive image?! How come you can't do that? Agh [LASER CARVING.]
I'll just use my Codex to reprogram that laser, and [AHEM.]
Well, well Looks like we have an evil laser-carving-art fan here [TIRES SCREECH.]
It's worse than I thought.
These mutants are vicious! [GASPS.]
[GRUMBLES.]
[GRUMBLES.]
A koala-slash-kangaroo- slash-dog mutant!? Curse you Dr.
Claw! Curse you for messing with mother nature! Wait Dr.
Claw! That mutant will lead me right back to him! Does that look straight to you? Focus Penny or you'll be part of the landscape forever.
[BEEPING ALARM.]
My Codex alarm! I've got to get back to my studies! No that's what got me into this.
If I was less distracted, I could've helped Uncle Gadget stop Talon! And I would've walked into way less trees.
[GASP.]
Like Eucalyptus trees! Family: Myrtaceae.
Found only in Australia And also have lots of oil in them! Now that's an a-plus.
[WOBBLY YELPS.]
We must be close to the MAD mutant lair! That must be the mutant leader! I must capture it very carefully.
Go-Go-Gadget-Future-Evil-Mutan t-catcher! [WARBLY YELLING.]
Got you, disarmingly cute mutant! Now lead me to your creator: Dr.
Claw! Huh? Nope, too weird, not weird enough Hey Penny! What do you think? Hiii-ya! How's that for a critique? All that studying is gonna make you so BURNT out.
No wait I am! Yowch! Hothothothothothot! [ZAP!.]
Now I get some target practice! [ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!.]
[BZUMMM.]
No.
NO! NOOO! It can't be! Wow.
I did take one art class, and I can say: Nice Work, Talon! All right! We finally made it! Now, take me to your leader.
[GASPS.]
It was ME all along? I created the mutants? Why, future Gadget! WHYYY! Go Go Gadget Black Hole of Despair.
Whoa whoa whoa! Ow! [THUD.]
[CRASH.]
Wake up Uncle Gadget! Wake up! [SCREAMS.]
[DIZZY SIGH.]
Oh.
It's just you Chief.
Sorry.
Hmp.
Yes.
Well, You saved Ayer's Rock Gadget! And put an end to Claw's foolish contest.
Good work.
Whatever you say Chief! You're not a mutant, are you? [SIGHS.]
Now, you'd better get studying.
I believe you have exams to take.
And ace.
Looks like we have time to prepare for our bleak future! Because believe me, the mutants are coming.
And while they may be cute, it won't be pretty.
Huh? [SIGHS.]
We had this in the Evil Bag, and you ruined it! I can't catch up to Steeltoe now! Not after his masterpiece: the Aurora Boot-ealis! Next Time Steeltoe, NEXT TIME!!! Ummmm, try 'macaroni arms'.
[BUZZ.]
Try 'Codex', [BUZZ.]
'Penny & Talon 4EVA' 'macaroni arms 78'.
[BUZZ.]
Isn't there a less shark-y way to guess HQ's passcodes? Maybe we should just knock on HQ's door and ask them to pretty please hand over access to all their secret information.
That idea doesn't sound terrible.
[BUZZ.]
[LAUGHS.]
Hey! You know they love my hair gel.
What about the Switcheroo2000? [BEEP.]
[MONKEY NOISES.]
That's still in its experimental stage.
Who's to say won't work on a cat.
And a certain meddlesome dog.
[LAUGH.]
[LAUGH.]
[LAUGHS.]
Um, can I come down now? [TALON SCREAMS / SPLASH.]
Go Go Gadget Breakfast! Ta-da! Ahh.
A Multi-Tasker's dream breakfast! Morning, Penny! What have you got there? 'The Spy Who Organized Me'.
A book on multitasking secrets from top agents.
So far, I've only encountered one bad timesaving tip.
Word to the wise - do NOT mix suction cup climbing and cooking.
Ahhh, yes.
I read that book.
The author was juggling flaming arrows and repelling down the Eiffel Tower when he autographed my copy.
Next up is a chapter on 'delegating'.
The art of getting other people to do your job, that's something I've always struggled with.
[CHUCKLE.]
Which reminds me, Brain, be a good dog and fetch the paper from outside.
[SIGHS.]
Remember to act like a silly dog.
Roll-over, shake-a-paw, play dead Stupid pet tricks? Please, that's one undercover mission MADcat can do with her eyes closed.
In 5,4,3,2- [FLASHES.]
Dr.
Claw's Monster, I presume.
[MEOWS ANGRILY.]
.
I know Brain's not a dog's dog.
He can't shake a paw or play dead or even eat from his bowl.
But I had hoped he could "fetch".
[ARF-ARRF!.]
Look who's ready to act like a real dog! Go Go Gadget Head-scratcher.
Good dog.
Yeayyyhhh, it's gonna take some time to adjust to the new bod.
And the new cat-sized brain.
[SAD SIGH.]
Here's the dealio.
We switched your body with MADcat's so she could steal HQ's new passcodes.
But if she's not back here in 4 hours, you'll stay like that permanently.
So don't even think about escaping.
[SIGHS.]
Chapter 3 - 'Strugglin' with Jugglin'.
The book says you gotta learn to physically juggle before you can mentally juggle.
[GRUNTING.]
Hmmm, coffee, tea or Chief Quimby! Nice multi-tasking, Chief! Good morning, Gadget.
It's the annual changing of HQ's passcodes and we have reason to believe MAD is sending an undercover agent to steal them.
This message will self-destruct.
A MAD agent, here? Just waltzing around HQ? Impossible.
We're taking every precaution and we've erased all internet-records of the codes.
This portable drive contains the only copy.
[ARRRR-ARF!.]
No, Brain! The doggy treats are in my other pocket.
Don't forget your milk, Chief! [KABOOM.]
Why Just watch MADcat chase her own tail like a real dog! She could teach you a thing or two about undercover disguises.
Ugh! For the last time, I thought you said "mouse-tache".
There's something different about you, that I can't put my finger on.
[PANTS.]
That's it! You're likable now! Let's make a list of all the doggy things we've never done together.
What should be first? Playing dead! You read my mind.
Next, FETCH! Too slow! [LAUGHS.]
MADcat's undercover skills are second to none.
She's got Gadget eating out of her hand.
When's the last time YOU were that committed to going undercover? You're right, Uncle Claw! MADcat is a waaaaay better spy than me.
If you wanna get outta this body and back into that one before MADcat destroys your reputation, you will help me sneak into HQ and do the switcheroo.
[GRUMBLES.]
Be back soon! Just stepping out to do some spy stuff! Toodles! [CHUCKLES.]
Oof.
Hey! Get back here.
You think Penny's gonna believe you're Brain without me to do all the talking? [GRUNTS.]
These multitasking exercises are really upping my agent game.
That was close.
As if I wasn't using my 360 degree Codex goggles to see behind me! Hello? Multitasking 101.
Also, my cat allergy gave you away.
You don't have time for this.
[SNEEZES.]
I know you're here to [ACHOO.]
steal the passcodes but, you can't keep running forever.
Oh? Why's that? Ow! Because this hall ends.
You're right, we knew about the passcodes so we used this machine to switch MADcat and Brain's, well, brains.
And if we don't get them back into their regular bodies in 7 minutes - Brain and MADcat will be switched permanently.
If you're Brain, then what's my middle name? Ruth!/Ruff! What? I follow you on MySpyPlace.
Kay - something only Brain knows.
Got it! The steps to our HQ Talent Show country-jazz dance routine.
[SIGHS.]
[RUFF.]
[LAUGHS.]
It's really you! But if you're in MADcat's body, then MADcat is with Uncle Gadget and the Passcodes! Told ya! Hey - around here, we multitask.
So, if you're gonna gloat - you better gloat and RUN! What's next on our ultimate doggy date bucket list? We've done the bicycle built for two, the spaghetti bowl for two, the old time-y mermaid photo for two [BARKS.]
What's that, boy? A little louder.
Oh, it's your turn to walk me.
Uncle Gadget.
Penny! You've come to join us for our walkies.
Heel, Brain.
There's no time for explanations but if that dog and this cat don't put these matching hats on in less than a minute they'll permanently be in each other's bodies.
You had me at matching hats.
Brain and I live to match, right Brain? A nice quiet spot for my lunch.
No Gadget, no bombs, no worries.
You You're me Finally! Now me-as-you gets to blow you-as-me up! This message will self-destruct.
Uncle Gadget, no! [ZZZTT!.]
I should've known better.
[GRUNTS.]
[ZZZTT!.]
[PENNY VOICE.]
Oh no! What have you done, Talon!? Wow! That handsome fellow sounds an awful lot like my niece! I guess this is an opportunity to really multi-task! Go Go Gadget Arms! Woahh! [ZZZTT!.]
CHIEF: Woohoo! Now I won't get blown up! TALON: I don't wanna be the old man! [ZZZZT!.]
[ZZZZT!.]
[ZZZZT!.]
[ZZZZT!.]
Hello, me! [TALON VOICE.]
Uncle Gadget, give me the passcodes before Talon gets them.
Penny, are you coming down with a cold? Your voice is very low.
[PENNY VOICE.]
No! That's Talon, I'm Penny.
Don't give Talon, I mean, don't give Penny, the passcodes.
Give Penny the passcodes.
Sure! Haha! Victory! Listen Talon, we only have 5 seconds.
If you switch us back, I'll give you this USB drive.
Unless you wanna be me forever.
Fine.
[ZZZZT!.]
Later, suckers! Well Penny, that was invigorating.
You - I mean, I - did some fine multi-tasking there.
Yes Gadget, but now Talon has HQ's passcodes.
Don't worry, Chief Quimby.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Let the record show it was ME, not MADcat who got those passcodes.
This is an e-copy of 'The Spy Who Organized Me'.
I've been meaning to read that.
The sharks are hungry.
No! [MADCAT LAUGHS.]

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