Iron Man: Armored Adventures (2008) s02e07 Episode Script
Titanium vs. Iron
Iron Man! A little over a year ago, he wowed the entire world.
But now Iron Man's so passé, he can't even stain egyptian silk! So forget that old clunker.
And say hello to the future.
We're going to buy weapons from a punk kid who can't even explain how he took over his family empire? The two best military suppliers in the world are Stark and Hammer, General Fury.
And both shadier than a Yancy Street gang.
After only two months of acquiring the Iron Man specs, we've made massive, ground-breaking improvements, vaulting uyears ahead of Stark International.
Now meet the new model! Stronger than iron! The one, the only because it's a prototype the invincible What? Maybe you should spend less on silk suits and more on electric bills.
Wait.
Hold on! Don't turn your back on the future because of a glitch! Encryption bypassed.
Pass codes bypassed.
Let's reboot, shall we? Iron Man! All the power's been shut down except for security computers.
Now to reboot Hammer's systems.
And hacked in.
Now I can erase all the Iron Man designs.
Hammer stole with this infiltrator program.
Let's see him try to build his own armor after I go delete-crazy.
Speaking of hacking and deleting, I'll give you ten bucks to change my chemistry grade.
Or you could try studying, Pepper.
Kidding! But not really.
Well, we'll talk about it when you get back.
Hey, what's that on the screen? Hello Project Titanium.
What are you? Access denied.
Okay, then.
Later it is.
Got 'em! Delete, delete, delete.
Sentry protection activated.
Aw, come on.
Not now.
I should have planned this better.
Got company.
Don't move.
They won't see you.
There! Iron Man! Oof! Full power! Come on, come on - Iron Man! - I see him! Rocket launcher? Aw, come on.
Who normally breaks in here, the Hulk? Did you eliminate him? No sir, he got away again.
A disaster.
He humiliated me in front of the Military.
Now I'll lose the contract with S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
to Obadiah Stane for sure.
I've already rescheduled the presentation for tomorrow, sir.
Good.
Tell Mr.
Fix to Whoa! Justin! Fooled you.
Oh, nothing charges the old brain like leaping off a hundred-story building.
If you weren't so brilliant, Justin, I'd think you're utterly mad.
Speaking of brilliant, Iron Man will return to erase the rest of his specs.
And when he does, the project will have its first proper test run.
When we take him down, every military in the world will offer me a contract.
Uh, okay, help me in.
The blood's rushing to my head.
Chemistry is so boring! Okay, fifteen bucks to change my grade.
Hello.
Tony? Anyone? Huh? Sorry.
I'm trying to figure out Hammer's security codes.
I mean, I had all my specs right in front of me, and the system just locks me out.
But you still deleted half of them, right? That's a good start.
Not good enough.
I have to wipe the rest of the drives, but Hammer uses a powerful which is immune to side-channel attacks.
I'd love to comment, but the Geek-to-English Dictionary was all checked out.
It means I can't break through with brute force.
Plus, I'll need to find the offline servers and destroy them, too.
I think you need a serious game plan.
Last time you rushed in without thinking you almost got burned.
I know what I'm doing.
Thanks.
If you get caught breaking in, man, that would ruin your life, my life, Pepper's life.
Hammer is the criminal here, not me.
Technically, Hammer's not a crook.
He never stole anything.
You never patented your armor.
Uh, I did find some evidence of Hammer's criminal activities in Dad's FBI files, but nothing that most big businesses don't get away with banking schemes, real estate scams, those annoying pop-up ads.
Come on.
There's got to be more dirt on him.
Okay, maybe I've been rushing in, not thinking things through.
Um, it's cool if you tell me I'm right.
Uhh you're right, Rhodey.
So will you help me finish what I started, if I have a plan? You know how I feel about all this breakin- not exactly heroic.
I have to go back tonight to finish the job.
Not just for my specs, but also because I found something when I hacked in something called Project Titanium.
Speak of the devil.
It's a text from Justin Hammer.
"Dinner tonight.
My place.
8 p.
m.
I know your secret?" He knows I'm Iron Man? He tapped into our computers! Oh, no! Ghost told him! That cheap Moon Knight rip-off! Either way, if Hammer does know I'm Iron Man, it's all over.
Tony! Great to see you! You look totally fabulous.
Isn't that a new shirt? Come in.
Let's talk.
Sure.
Thanks for the invite, Justin.
Now about that text.
That's an original Monet.
It's called Water Flowers over a something bridge thing.
Cost me 60 million.
Uh, man, can we get to business? Of course.
Over dinner.
Sit.
Mm! White truffles from Northern Italy Eat up, Stark.
That's escargot.
Uh, ahem.
Okay.
Okay, so, what about my so-called secret? Ah, yes, your secret.
I know that you, Tony Stark, are really contributing designs to Stark International.
What? Me? Work for Stane? I've heard the rumors.
You're helping Stark International succeed so you can bring me down when you take over.
- Admit it! - Wow, you're paranoid.
I would never help Stane succeed, not that it's any of your business.
Then sell me Stark International when you turn 18.
Let's work together, old friend.
We were never friends, Justin.
You know, I'll tell you what.
I'll give you Stark International if you take these snails and Wow, I'm surprised he didn't.
Would've been a lot cheaper than paying all that money.
Ha ha! I know, right? So what did you find? Thanks to my dad's predictable passwords, I tapped into his computer and got more dirt on Hammer.
Well, more like mud.
He's suspected by S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
of criminal activities all around the world, possible contacts with former maggia criminals, and dealing arms to the Masters of Evil and A.
I.
M.
See? S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
suspects Hammer of criminal activities.
Happy now? Save it.
Let's just suit up.
It'll help if you actually have a plan this time.
You have a lot of deleting to do.
Um, if it's cool, you guys are on your own.
I kinda have a date.
With who? Oh! Don't tell me.
- Happy! - Ah, well, prepare to pay for yourself.
Ha ha! I already borrowed 50 bucks from your wallet.
Ha! Hope you don't mind.
Don't bother.
The nanovirus can't be removed from your body, Mr.
Fix.
Yes, well, I was just envying your genius for once, sir.
How droll.
Unless you want me to activate the one coursing through your veins, I'd advise you get back to work.
Project Titanium isn't ready.
I still haven't had a chance to meld the Titanium with Vibranium.
Titanium is too unstable without You said the prototype is stronger than Iron Man! Pray for your own sake you're right.
Now prepare the camera-bots.
I want to capture every moment of his destruction in high definition.
Okay, we're here.
Now what? I fly in and wipe out the rest of my specs with this new infiltrator virus.
You wait here in case I need back-up this time.
That's the plan? I know what you're thinking.
Brilliant in its simplicity.
Be back in five.
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay, you guys erase, and let's see what we can find on you.
Whoa.
That's some advanced circuitry, surprisingly.
But what are you for? - Let me show you.
- Huh? Yes, I can see you in your stealth armor, fool! I'm the new and improved Iron Man.
Call me Titanium Man.
This armor's not meant for battle! War Machine.
War Machine! The building's defenses are jamming your com signal, Iron Man.
Mr.
Hammer fully authorized me to eliminate any and all trespassers! Hammer's genius is ushering in a new era of armored soldiers, making you obsolete.
Brilliant in its simplicity, huh? Now I get to destroy two Iron Men for the cameras.
You've got a lot of power, War Machine! Why don't you give some to me? Thanks for the recharge, fool! Reroute all power to force field everything for three seconds! Power at 22%.
Uhh War Machine! War Machine? Rhodey, wake up! Wow! That's rocked! Huh.
Did you see the part where the salad monster ate the dude, then spit out his sneakers? Mm-mm.
I had my eyes closed.
Heh heh.
I don't like gory stuff.
Um, well, if it got too scary, you, uh, could've held my hand.
Well, how about right now? Awesome.
Oh.
But why is it so greasy? Oops! Popcorn butter.
Heh heh.
I was only kidding about the 50 bucks, Tony.
Now can you leave us Rhodey's been knocked out, and I don't have enough power to make it back! You have to fly the Mark 2 to my location via remote.
I have to what? But I'm not even in the I told you, I'm on a date.
Hurry! I'll try to keep this Hammeroid off me, but I run out of power in six minutes.
Taxi! Uh, sorry, Happy.
My dad's pet, uh, lemur got stuck in a tree.
Aw, man, not again.
Wait.
What's a lemur? Hold still, you little worm! Sasha! Scans show Iron Man running on less than 20% power.
Use the siphon.
Hold on, Rhodey.
Ha! Even my armor can't shield me from a thousand-foot drop! No! Rhodey! Stop struggling, you idiot.
You're next! Uhh, full power to hand repulsors! Power at 8%.
Proposal not recommended.
Proposal? I'm not asking you to marry me, just do it! What are you doing? Launch flares! What did he do? Everything's going nuts! Sasha! It was a flare.
It scrambled your circuits.
Hold on a second.
I don't have a second! Power at 4% and falling.
Pepper! Come on, pick up! Tony, I'm going as fast as I can.
I gave the cabbie a 50, which, yes, I did take from your wallet, but only after you made that joke when I told you about my date wi I'm going down, Pepper! Plan B! But we don't have a Plan A! Pepper, my 1% should be enough to jumpstart War Machine's backup generator, but I'll be as good as dead.
I need your help, seriously.
Power at 0.
System shut down.
Where are you? You couldn't have gotten far, my little metal mouse.
Come on, come on.
Yes! I did it! Iron Man is no more! No blood.
Where's the pilot? Oh, this is going to be too much fun.
Locking onto target.
Pepper? Uhh Come on, pick up! I'm inside! Stay right there! Stay right here? No more games.
You any good without that siphon? I don't need it to take you down.
Where are you, Pepper? Rhodey can't fight that thing alone! Then you're in luck.
'Cause here it comes.
Want to tag out? Let's do this together.
Another Iron Man? How many of you are there? At least a hundred or so.
Time to meet the Mark 2.
You don't get it.
This suit was designed to destroy you both! Firing Uni-beam! - Ugh! - Not this time! This won't hold me long.
Long enough.
War Machine, hit him with your repulsors! - Full power! Hah! - Hah! What are you doing? Heating you up like a microwave oven.
When titanium starts to burn, it can't be extinguished.
I'd take that armor off real soon.
No! We going after him? No need to.
That fire will burn until the whole suit is destroyed.
H-H-Hot - hot - hot! Justin! Titanium can't be extinguished? How did you mess that one up? I warned you it wasn't ready.
If I had the time to combine it with the vibranium, it would have been indestructible.
That's not the point! I have a presentation tomorrow! What I am supposed to show them, hmm? Molten slag? You've failed me for the last time, Mr.
Fix.
From now on, no more design flaws! Ugh! You killed him in cold blood.
Technically, yes.
But more technically, no.
What? Where am I? Your consciousness has been upgraded, Mr.
Fix, at the loss of your body.
Now that big, beautiful brain of yours can work on my projects So get to work.
Nooo! Giving the Stealth Armor the Mark 2 treatment? Yep.
Better weapons, all geared for a stealthier, more powerful surveillance.
Ooh, I like that.
Hey! You should make my armor stealthy, too.
Minus 50 bucks' worth of upgrades.
"More powerful" sounds good.
But next time, I'm coming up with the plan.
Sounds good to me.
I still need to track down the rest of the servers and finish erasing the last of my specs.
At least you "erased" Titanium Man.
Hmm.
For now.
But I have a feeling he's gonna be back and stronger than ever.
But now Iron Man's so passé, he can't even stain egyptian silk! So forget that old clunker.
And say hello to the future.
We're going to buy weapons from a punk kid who can't even explain how he took over his family empire? The two best military suppliers in the world are Stark and Hammer, General Fury.
And both shadier than a Yancy Street gang.
After only two months of acquiring the Iron Man specs, we've made massive, ground-breaking improvements, vaulting uyears ahead of Stark International.
Now meet the new model! Stronger than iron! The one, the only because it's a prototype the invincible What? Maybe you should spend less on silk suits and more on electric bills.
Wait.
Hold on! Don't turn your back on the future because of a glitch! Encryption bypassed.
Pass codes bypassed.
Let's reboot, shall we? Iron Man! All the power's been shut down except for security computers.
Now to reboot Hammer's systems.
And hacked in.
Now I can erase all the Iron Man designs.
Hammer stole with this infiltrator program.
Let's see him try to build his own armor after I go delete-crazy.
Speaking of hacking and deleting, I'll give you ten bucks to change my chemistry grade.
Or you could try studying, Pepper.
Kidding! But not really.
Well, we'll talk about it when you get back.
Hey, what's that on the screen? Hello Project Titanium.
What are you? Access denied.
Okay, then.
Later it is.
Got 'em! Delete, delete, delete.
Sentry protection activated.
Aw, come on.
Not now.
I should have planned this better.
Got company.
Don't move.
They won't see you.
There! Iron Man! Oof! Full power! Come on, come on - Iron Man! - I see him! Rocket launcher? Aw, come on.
Who normally breaks in here, the Hulk? Did you eliminate him? No sir, he got away again.
A disaster.
He humiliated me in front of the Military.
Now I'll lose the contract with S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
to Obadiah Stane for sure.
I've already rescheduled the presentation for tomorrow, sir.
Good.
Tell Mr.
Fix to Whoa! Justin! Fooled you.
Oh, nothing charges the old brain like leaping off a hundred-story building.
If you weren't so brilliant, Justin, I'd think you're utterly mad.
Speaking of brilliant, Iron Man will return to erase the rest of his specs.
And when he does, the project will have its first proper test run.
When we take him down, every military in the world will offer me a contract.
Uh, okay, help me in.
The blood's rushing to my head.
Chemistry is so boring! Okay, fifteen bucks to change my grade.
Hello.
Tony? Anyone? Huh? Sorry.
I'm trying to figure out Hammer's security codes.
I mean, I had all my specs right in front of me, and the system just locks me out.
But you still deleted half of them, right? That's a good start.
Not good enough.
I have to wipe the rest of the drives, but Hammer uses a powerful which is immune to side-channel attacks.
I'd love to comment, but the Geek-to-English Dictionary was all checked out.
It means I can't break through with brute force.
Plus, I'll need to find the offline servers and destroy them, too.
I think you need a serious game plan.
Last time you rushed in without thinking you almost got burned.
I know what I'm doing.
Thanks.
If you get caught breaking in, man, that would ruin your life, my life, Pepper's life.
Hammer is the criminal here, not me.
Technically, Hammer's not a crook.
He never stole anything.
You never patented your armor.
Uh, I did find some evidence of Hammer's criminal activities in Dad's FBI files, but nothing that most big businesses don't get away with banking schemes, real estate scams, those annoying pop-up ads.
Come on.
There's got to be more dirt on him.
Okay, maybe I've been rushing in, not thinking things through.
Um, it's cool if you tell me I'm right.
Uhh you're right, Rhodey.
So will you help me finish what I started, if I have a plan? You know how I feel about all this breakin- not exactly heroic.
I have to go back tonight to finish the job.
Not just for my specs, but also because I found something when I hacked in something called Project Titanium.
Speak of the devil.
It's a text from Justin Hammer.
"Dinner tonight.
My place.
8 p.
m.
I know your secret?" He knows I'm Iron Man? He tapped into our computers! Oh, no! Ghost told him! That cheap Moon Knight rip-off! Either way, if Hammer does know I'm Iron Man, it's all over.
Tony! Great to see you! You look totally fabulous.
Isn't that a new shirt? Come in.
Let's talk.
Sure.
Thanks for the invite, Justin.
Now about that text.
That's an original Monet.
It's called Water Flowers over a something bridge thing.
Cost me 60 million.
Uh, man, can we get to business? Of course.
Over dinner.
Sit.
Mm! White truffles from Northern Italy Eat up, Stark.
That's escargot.
Uh, ahem.
Okay.
Okay, so, what about my so-called secret? Ah, yes, your secret.
I know that you, Tony Stark, are really contributing designs to Stark International.
What? Me? Work for Stane? I've heard the rumors.
You're helping Stark International succeed so you can bring me down when you take over.
- Admit it! - Wow, you're paranoid.
I would never help Stane succeed, not that it's any of your business.
Then sell me Stark International when you turn 18.
Let's work together, old friend.
We were never friends, Justin.
You know, I'll tell you what.
I'll give you Stark International if you take these snails and Wow, I'm surprised he didn't.
Would've been a lot cheaper than paying all that money.
Ha ha! I know, right? So what did you find? Thanks to my dad's predictable passwords, I tapped into his computer and got more dirt on Hammer.
Well, more like mud.
He's suspected by S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
of criminal activities all around the world, possible contacts with former maggia criminals, and dealing arms to the Masters of Evil and A.
I.
M.
See? S.
H.
I.
E.
L.
D.
suspects Hammer of criminal activities.
Happy now? Save it.
Let's just suit up.
It'll help if you actually have a plan this time.
You have a lot of deleting to do.
Um, if it's cool, you guys are on your own.
I kinda have a date.
With who? Oh! Don't tell me.
- Happy! - Ah, well, prepare to pay for yourself.
Ha ha! I already borrowed 50 bucks from your wallet.
Ha! Hope you don't mind.
Don't bother.
The nanovirus can't be removed from your body, Mr.
Fix.
Yes, well, I was just envying your genius for once, sir.
How droll.
Unless you want me to activate the one coursing through your veins, I'd advise you get back to work.
Project Titanium isn't ready.
I still haven't had a chance to meld the Titanium with Vibranium.
Titanium is too unstable without You said the prototype is stronger than Iron Man! Pray for your own sake you're right.
Now prepare the camera-bots.
I want to capture every moment of his destruction in high definition.
Okay, we're here.
Now what? I fly in and wipe out the rest of my specs with this new infiltrator virus.
You wait here in case I need back-up this time.
That's the plan? I know what you're thinking.
Brilliant in its simplicity.
Be back in five.
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay, you guys erase, and let's see what we can find on you.
Whoa.
That's some advanced circuitry, surprisingly.
But what are you for? - Let me show you.
- Huh? Yes, I can see you in your stealth armor, fool! I'm the new and improved Iron Man.
Call me Titanium Man.
This armor's not meant for battle! War Machine.
War Machine! The building's defenses are jamming your com signal, Iron Man.
Mr.
Hammer fully authorized me to eliminate any and all trespassers! Hammer's genius is ushering in a new era of armored soldiers, making you obsolete.
Brilliant in its simplicity, huh? Now I get to destroy two Iron Men for the cameras.
You've got a lot of power, War Machine! Why don't you give some to me? Thanks for the recharge, fool! Reroute all power to force field everything for three seconds! Power at 22%.
Uhh War Machine! War Machine? Rhodey, wake up! Wow! That's rocked! Huh.
Did you see the part where the salad monster ate the dude, then spit out his sneakers? Mm-mm.
I had my eyes closed.
Heh heh.
I don't like gory stuff.
Um, well, if it got too scary, you, uh, could've held my hand.
Well, how about right now? Awesome.
Oh.
But why is it so greasy? Oops! Popcorn butter.
Heh heh.
I was only kidding about the 50 bucks, Tony.
Now can you leave us Rhodey's been knocked out, and I don't have enough power to make it back! You have to fly the Mark 2 to my location via remote.
I have to what? But I'm not even in the I told you, I'm on a date.
Hurry! I'll try to keep this Hammeroid off me, but I run out of power in six minutes.
Taxi! Uh, sorry, Happy.
My dad's pet, uh, lemur got stuck in a tree.
Aw, man, not again.
Wait.
What's a lemur? Hold still, you little worm! Sasha! Scans show Iron Man running on less than 20% power.
Use the siphon.
Hold on, Rhodey.
Ha! Even my armor can't shield me from a thousand-foot drop! No! Rhodey! Stop struggling, you idiot.
You're next! Uhh, full power to hand repulsors! Power at 8%.
Proposal not recommended.
Proposal? I'm not asking you to marry me, just do it! What are you doing? Launch flares! What did he do? Everything's going nuts! Sasha! It was a flare.
It scrambled your circuits.
Hold on a second.
I don't have a second! Power at 4% and falling.
Pepper! Come on, pick up! Tony, I'm going as fast as I can.
I gave the cabbie a 50, which, yes, I did take from your wallet, but only after you made that joke when I told you about my date wi I'm going down, Pepper! Plan B! But we don't have a Plan A! Pepper, my 1% should be enough to jumpstart War Machine's backup generator, but I'll be as good as dead.
I need your help, seriously.
Power at 0.
System shut down.
Where are you? You couldn't have gotten far, my little metal mouse.
Come on, come on.
Yes! I did it! Iron Man is no more! No blood.
Where's the pilot? Oh, this is going to be too much fun.
Locking onto target.
Pepper? Uhh Come on, pick up! I'm inside! Stay right there! Stay right here? No more games.
You any good without that siphon? I don't need it to take you down.
Where are you, Pepper? Rhodey can't fight that thing alone! Then you're in luck.
'Cause here it comes.
Want to tag out? Let's do this together.
Another Iron Man? How many of you are there? At least a hundred or so.
Time to meet the Mark 2.
You don't get it.
This suit was designed to destroy you both! Firing Uni-beam! - Ugh! - Not this time! This won't hold me long.
Long enough.
War Machine, hit him with your repulsors! - Full power! Hah! - Hah! What are you doing? Heating you up like a microwave oven.
When titanium starts to burn, it can't be extinguished.
I'd take that armor off real soon.
No! We going after him? No need to.
That fire will burn until the whole suit is destroyed.
H-H-Hot - hot - hot! Justin! Titanium can't be extinguished? How did you mess that one up? I warned you it wasn't ready.
If I had the time to combine it with the vibranium, it would have been indestructible.
That's not the point! I have a presentation tomorrow! What I am supposed to show them, hmm? Molten slag? You've failed me for the last time, Mr.
Fix.
From now on, no more design flaws! Ugh! You killed him in cold blood.
Technically, yes.
But more technically, no.
What? Where am I? Your consciousness has been upgraded, Mr.
Fix, at the loss of your body.
Now that big, beautiful brain of yours can work on my projects So get to work.
Nooo! Giving the Stealth Armor the Mark 2 treatment? Yep.
Better weapons, all geared for a stealthier, more powerful surveillance.
Ooh, I like that.
Hey! You should make my armor stealthy, too.
Minus 50 bucks' worth of upgrades.
"More powerful" sounds good.
But next time, I'm coming up with the plan.
Sounds good to me.
I still need to track down the rest of the servers and finish erasing the last of my specs.
At least you "erased" Titanium Man.
Hmm.
For now.
But I have a feeling he's gonna be back and stronger than ever.