Max & Ruby (2002) s02e07 Episode Script

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[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[Ruby reading]
Two, please.
Thank you, Ruby.
Hello, Max.
Look, Max, window seat.
Those overalls are
disgusting, Max.
That's why we're going
to the store to buy you
a pair of brand new overalls.
Dragon shirt!
We only have $5 to buy
new overalls.
After that,
there will be
no money left.
Come on, Max.
Dragon shirt.
We're here to buy
new overalls, Max,
Not a dragon shirt.
I think boys sportswear
is this way through
girls better dresses.
[gasping]
Look, Max!
This red dress matches
my purse perfectly.
I'm gonna try it on.
Hmm
This red dress
is too big.
Maybe they have it
in a different size.
Wait here, Max,
I'll be right back.
They don't have any
red dresses in my size,
but look what else I found.
Ugly!
Don't move, Max,
I'll be right back.
I can't believe my luck!
Look what I found
in my size?
The red dress in green.
Stay right there
while I just try
this on quickly.
Dragon shirt!
What do you think
of this, Max?
Max?
Max!
Where do you think
you're going?
Dragon shirt.
No, Max, you can't have
a dragon shirt.
We came here to buy
overalls and after that
there will be no money left.
You stay right here
and don't move a muscle.
I'm gonna take this dress off
and change into my own clothes.
Okay, Max?
I really like
this green dress,
but it just doesn't look
as nice as it did
on the hanger.
[Ruby] Now, we'll just take
this back to the rack
where I found it.
And then, we'll get you
some new overalls.
Max?
Where did you go now?
Max!
Where are you going?
Max!
Oh, the dress!
[sighing]
There.
[giggling]
Now, which way did he go?
Dragon shirt!
Where did he go?
Max!
Dragon shirt!
I was sure he came this way.
He's got to be somewhere here
with these dragon shirts.
Max?
Ruby!
Max!
Ruby!
I know you're here, Max,
I just don't know where.
There you are!
Come on, let's go
get you those overalls.
Max, what have you got on?
Dragon shirt!
No, Max, we're not here
to buy a dragon shirt.
We're here to buy overalls
and when we buy the overalls,
we'll have no money left.
Now, we'll just
put that shirt
back on the hanger.
Let's see, where did it
come from?
[bells tinkling]
Good morning, Max.
Would you like
to taste a sample
of our "munch a bunch
a crunch" ice-cream?
It's free!
It's so crunchy,
you'll be munching
all afternoon.
Here it is!
All right, Max
Off with the dragon shirt.
Max?
Max!
What are you doing?
Oh, no!
Look at that shirt,
It's disgusting!
It's a dragon shirt
And it costs $5.
Five dollars?
Thank you for shopping
with us today.
What about your
new overalls, Max?
No money left.
[Ruby reading]
Yay, Mrs. H!
That was amazing!
We'll never be that good.
Oh, sure you can.
You just need
a few more lessons
and someone
to cheer you on.
That's why I have
these pom-poms
and I'm wearing old
cheerleading outfit
from high school.
Are you ready
to start twirling?
[Ruby and Louise] Ready!
Okay, girls
Now, twirl to the left.
Twirl to the right.
Yay, Ruby!
Yay, Louise!
Racer.
[winding car]
[baby giggling]
Who can do it?
Ruby and Louise can!
Yay, girls!
Now, we're going to try
a toss.
When I count to three,
throw the baton in the air,
turn around, catch it,
and keep twirling.
Do you really think
we can do all that?
Oh, sure.
One, two, three!
[Ruby] Ow!
[Ruby and Louise groaning]
Oh, don't worry, girls,
tossing and catching is
the hardest move to learn.
You must be twirling up
a big thirst.
I'll go make some lemonade.
And when I get back,
we'll see if you're ready
to go on to the next level.
[both] Okay.
Racer!
[baby giggling]
Oh, and please keep
an eye on Baby Huffington,
will you?
Okay, bye!
Ready
One, two, three!
Oh!
Max!
Louise and I are practicing
baton twirling, Max.
Instead of playing
with rabbit racer,
why don't you play
with a toy
that won't bother us?
Hmm
Here you go, Max.
Oh, you can play with
"Can't sit up slug".
Racer!
[Ruby sighing]
All right, Max,
you can play
with rabbit racer,
but not with this car.
[baby giggling]
Racer!
[baby giggling]
[both] One
[car whirring]
Two
[both] Three!
Oh!
[sighing]
Max, we're still practicing
our baton twirling.
No more cars,
all right?
Racer!
[baby giggling]
Later, Max.
Here you go.
You can play
with Pinocchio.
Racer!
No more cars, Max.
Look, you can make him dance.
[sighing]
Racer!
[clapping and giggling]
You lead this time, Louise.
Twirl to the left.
Twirl to the right.
Racer.
[baby giggling]
Ready?
One
Two
Three!
Oh!
I did it!
Ruby?
Where's your baton?
It's up there.
And it's not coming down!
How did it get on the roof?
Guess.
Oh, I see.
It's stuck!
What am I gonna do now?
I won't be able to finish
our lesson with Mrs. Huffington.
We could take turns
using mine.
That's not fair to you.
We each need our own.
I'll just watch.
[whirring]
I'll get it!
[gasping] I've got it!
[Mrs. Huffington] Yay, Ruby!
Good catch.
How did you learn
so quickly?
I had a little help
from Max and his--
Racer!
[Ruby reading]
Do you see him, Louise?
No, but I thought
I heard him.
Roger always comes
this way when he goes
to help in Mr. Piazza's store.
Do you think he'll stop
and play with us?
I don't know.
He's nearly seven and a half.
A whole half year
older than we are!
[Max] Vroom! Vroom!
[both] Whoa!
Oh, watch out!
[Ruby] Max!
What are you doing?
Car!
Vroom, vroom!
We can't play car
with you now, Max.
We're going to play
with Roger Piazza.
And he won't wanna play
with your little
rabbit racer car.
He's too big for that.
You can play car
by yourself.
I just thought
of something, Ruby.
What are we going
to ask Roger to play?
I don't know.
We should find a game.
Car!
Vroom, vroom!
Do you think Roger
would like to play jacks?
Everybody likes
to play jacks!
That's what I was thinking.
It's fun!
You bounce the ball
and see how many jacks
you can pick up
before you catch the ball.
That was great, Ruby!
Vroom!
Oh!
Max!
Car!
Roger won't wanna play
with your mini mighty
motor car, Max.
He's a big kid.
He's nearly seven and a half.
We're gonna play jacks
with Roger.
Ruby, what if Roger doesn't
like to play jacks anymore?
Hmm
Maybe we should have
some other games ready
just in case.
That's what I was thinking!
[both] But, what?
I know!
What about hopscotch?
Of course!
Roger would love
to play hopscotch.
Car!
Vroom, vroom!
Do you think Roger will like
our hopscotch squares?
Of course, look at all
the colors we used!
We should practice
before Roger gets here
so we'll be as good as he is.
Okay, Ruby.
Good throw!
Good work.
Now you just have
to pick up your stone.
[Max] Vroom!
Oh!
Whoa!
Max!
[Max] Car.
Roger won't wanna play
with your roaring roadster car.
Roger's too big
for that.
I wonder if Roger's too big
for hopscotch too?
That's what I was wondering.
We should have
something else ready
[both] Just in case!
This is the best idea yet,
Ruby!
I think so, too, Louise.
Who could resist
a game of croquet?
I know I can't!
Oh, Louise,
that was so close.
Let me try.
[basketball bouncing]
That sounds like
[both] Roger!
Hi, Roger.
Hi, Roger
Are you gonna help
your father in the store?
Uh-huh.
Do you have time to stop
and play for a while?
Uh-huh.
[gasps]
Car!
[honking horn]
Vroom, vroom!
We have a few different games
for you to choose from.
We can play whatever you like.
Does that sound like fun?
Uh-huh.
We could play jacks
Uh-uh.
Or, we could play
hopscotch!
Uh-uh.
[Ruby] Or
We could play croquet?
Nobody can resist
a game of croquet!
Max!
Have you decided what
you want to play, Roger?
Uh-huh.
Jacks?
Uh-uh.
Hopscotch?
Uh-uh.
[Louise and Ruby] Croquet!
Uh-uh!
Then, what?
Car!
Uh-huh!
Vroom, vroom!
[horn honking]
[Louise and Ruby] Huh?
[theme music playing]