Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time (2020) s02e07 Episode Script
Peter Grill and a Family Disgraced
1
I am the one who shall complete Operation: Elf
Supersoldier, NOT that useless big sister of mine!
The world's strongest baby gravy…
I shall squeeze it out of you and engorge myself!
Come along, Peter Grill. It's time to fuck!
What the hell is wrong with you Elves…?!
Why's it so damn hard to take
MY opinion into consideration?!
Opinion?
You, a vastly inferior Human…
…have the honor of smashing me, a member of
High Elven society. You do realize that, don't you?
And who wouldn't jump at an opportunity like that?
Yup, no doubt about it. She's related to the other one.
This
one.
Episode 7: Peter Grill and a Family Disgraced
"Operation: Elf Supersoldier"?!
I have zero intention of participating
in something like that!
Then you leave me no choice…
If you won't cooperate,
I shall have to go a different route!
Sei vi neh povas akiiri viah peniso soopren.
Akiir viah peniso soopren, mehm…
N-no, please!
Stop, I'm begging you!
Enough with the weird penis magic, okay?!
And… GO!
What's with the creepy symbol?!
And why's it on my stomach?!
THAT is my special secret weapon…
A spell that turns the entire body into an erogenous zone,
making it three thousand times
more sensitive than normal!
Oh god…
It's torture…!
Oh my! You're squirming about like
a sad little fish washed ashore!
Sh-she multiplied ALL my senses by three thousand…!
Boing!
Cellulose, Glucose!
As you wish, milady!
And now, the moment of truth.
All that's left is to rid ourselves of this pesky towel…
…and that bulging banana of yours ought to come
bursting out like it's ready to explode!
I don't understand…
Why don't you have an erection, you jerk?!
Because I'm not in love with you!
In love?
My heart already belongs to my fiancée,
a beautiful woman named Luvellia-senpai.
Fulltalia, dear?
Grandmother!
Ah, you must be one of Fulltalia's friends.
I-I guess…
Oh my, is something the matter?
It's almost as though the sensation of the tea flowing
down your throat was enough to get your rocks off…
C'mon! How much longer are
you gonna make me suffer like-
Grandmother!
Forgive me, sweetie.
If our home wasn't in such a state of disrepair,
then perhaps we could be a bit more accommodating…
Oh, it's no problem…
I'm afraid we've fallen on hard times
ever since the incident…
"The incident"?
I know it's not much, but please
feel free to make yourself at home.
Well, it'd be rude to leave now…
Any luck finding him?
No…
Hey, guys! I found Vegan passed out in the bath!
I can't believe I let my guard down like that…
She swooped in and stole him
right out from under my nose…
What in the world happened, Lady Vegan?
My sister showed up to snatch
Peter Grill's little swimmers.
You mean, Sir Peter's been taken prisoner in the
Elvish countryside?
So let's go and get him back!
Sounds like it's time for the
"Senpai Rescue Party: Part II"!
No. Not this time, I'm afraid.
This pertains to the affairs of my people.
Therefore, as an Elf, it's MY responsibility
to bring Peter Grill back.
No matter how she tries to spin it…
…a head start's a head start!
That's so unfair!
Then we should band together, and…
…go get his yogurt slinger back!
Tell me. What "incident" did she mean?
And why do they call themselves
"goodwill ambassadors"?
The beginning of the end…
The events that led to their downfall.
Lady Vegan was banished from the village,
and House Eldoriel was ordered to pay
an enormous amount in reparations.
The "Minestrone in the Pudding Incident."
A… storage room?
Lady Vegan and Lady Fulltalia's
great-great-grandfather, Lord Vegetalia,
built this vault during House Eldoriel's heyday.
The story goes that he left their ladyships an inheritance.
A vast fortune, stashed somewhere within these walls.
This looks like Elvish. Let's see…
"When the powers of the sisters combine,
the seal shall be broken."
But as you may have guessed,
they don't get along with each other.
And so the vault remains locked…
Now I get it…
Whoa, what–?
Would you be willing to try and mediate
between Lady Fulltalia and Lady Vegan?!
Being a "goodwill ambassador"
may sound like a cush job,
but in reality, it's the type of
dirty work designed to pay off debt.
Their ladyships undertook this role out of necessity,
not because they wished it!
In other words, if they break the seal and find the fortune,
they'll be relieved of their ambassador duties…
Please, help Lady Vegan and Lady Fulltalia!
I beg your forgiveness!
A little more time! Grant me a few more days!
Again with the excuses, Fulltalia.
How much longer are we supposed to wait?
W-we've already secured the warrior
from whom I shall extract the nut batter…
I don't envy you having to taint your bloodline
with that of a disgusting Human.
But given the dreadfully humiliating circumstances
surrounding your family's ruin, I suppose it's a fitting task.
In exchange for canceling your debts, you agreed
to get pregnant. That was the deal, wasn't it?
W-well, I…
Yes…
Either way, we can't wait any longer. I strongly suggest
you produce results by the next time we come to visit.
I HATE THIS!
First they stick me with the worst job imaginable!
Then when I catch the Human,
he turns his nose up at me!
And then I can't even get the guy
to pitch a tent in his pants!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Now I feel kinda bad for her…
Don't fall for it, Peter. It's a crappy situation,
but you can't lose sight of your love for Luvellia-senpai!
THIS IS SO STUPID!
Take off your clothes, Peter Grill.
Huh?
My patience is running thin! From now on, I will stop
at NOTHING to escape this wretched life of a pauper!
Milady!
Wait a minute… You're not really going to do it, are you?!
A forbidden form of deception magic, passed down
through House Eldoriel for generations!
Wh-what's going on…?!
L..Luvellia-senpai?!
Peter-kun…
I've got good news.
I'm finally beginning to understand
where babies come from.
This is obviously some sort of illusion…
B-but…
I was reluctant to use this spell. My pride as a
drop-dead gorgeous woman kept getting in the way…
But I couldn't care less about that anymore!
Come on, Peter-kun…
How about… you and I…
…make a baby together?
Please, Luvellia-senpai! Don't do this to me!
Mimi & Lisa
Momo Taiga & Akira Itsuki
It just keeps on getting better
I am the one who shall complete Operation: Elf
Supersoldier, NOT that useless big sister of mine!
The world's strongest baby gravy…
I shall squeeze it out of you and engorge myself!
Come along, Peter Grill. It's time to fuck!
What the hell is wrong with you Elves…?!
Why's it so damn hard to take
MY opinion into consideration?!
Opinion?
You, a vastly inferior Human…
…have the honor of smashing me, a member of
High Elven society. You do realize that, don't you?
And who wouldn't jump at an opportunity like that?
Yup, no doubt about it. She's related to the other one.
This
one.
Episode 7: Peter Grill and a Family Disgraced
"Operation: Elf Supersoldier"?!
I have zero intention of participating
in something like that!
Then you leave me no choice…
If you won't cooperate,
I shall have to go a different route!
Sei vi neh povas akiiri viah peniso soopren.
Akiir viah peniso soopren, mehm…
N-no, please!
Stop, I'm begging you!
Enough with the weird penis magic, okay?!
And… GO!
What's with the creepy symbol?!
And why's it on my stomach?!
THAT is my special secret weapon…
A spell that turns the entire body into an erogenous zone,
making it three thousand times
more sensitive than normal!
Oh god…
It's torture…!
Oh my! You're squirming about like
a sad little fish washed ashore!
Sh-she multiplied ALL my senses by three thousand…!
Boing!
Cellulose, Glucose!
As you wish, milady!
And now, the moment of truth.
All that's left is to rid ourselves of this pesky towel…
…and that bulging banana of yours ought to come
bursting out like it's ready to explode!
I don't understand…
Why don't you have an erection, you jerk?!
Because I'm not in love with you!
In love?
My heart already belongs to my fiancée,
a beautiful woman named Luvellia-senpai.
Fulltalia, dear?
Grandmother!
Ah, you must be one of Fulltalia's friends.
I-I guess…
Oh my, is something the matter?
It's almost as though the sensation of the tea flowing
down your throat was enough to get your rocks off…
C'mon! How much longer are
you gonna make me suffer like-
Grandmother!
Forgive me, sweetie.
If our home wasn't in such a state of disrepair,
then perhaps we could be a bit more accommodating…
Oh, it's no problem…
I'm afraid we've fallen on hard times
ever since the incident…
"The incident"?
I know it's not much, but please
feel free to make yourself at home.
Well, it'd be rude to leave now…
Any luck finding him?
No…
Hey, guys! I found Vegan passed out in the bath!
I can't believe I let my guard down like that…
She swooped in and stole him
right out from under my nose…
What in the world happened, Lady Vegan?
My sister showed up to snatch
Peter Grill's little swimmers.
You mean, Sir Peter's been taken prisoner in the
Elvish countryside?
So let's go and get him back!
Sounds like it's time for the
"Senpai Rescue Party: Part II"!
No. Not this time, I'm afraid.
This pertains to the affairs of my people.
Therefore, as an Elf, it's MY responsibility
to bring Peter Grill back.
No matter how she tries to spin it…
…a head start's a head start!
That's so unfair!
Then we should band together, and…
…go get his yogurt slinger back!
Tell me. What "incident" did she mean?
And why do they call themselves
"goodwill ambassadors"?
The beginning of the end…
The events that led to their downfall.
Lady Vegan was banished from the village,
and House Eldoriel was ordered to pay
an enormous amount in reparations.
The "Minestrone in the Pudding Incident."
A… storage room?
Lady Vegan and Lady Fulltalia's
great-great-grandfather, Lord Vegetalia,
built this vault during House Eldoriel's heyday.
The story goes that he left their ladyships an inheritance.
A vast fortune, stashed somewhere within these walls.
This looks like Elvish. Let's see…
"When the powers of the sisters combine,
the seal shall be broken."
But as you may have guessed,
they don't get along with each other.
And so the vault remains locked…
Now I get it…
Whoa, what–?
Would you be willing to try and mediate
between Lady Fulltalia and Lady Vegan?!
Being a "goodwill ambassador"
may sound like a cush job,
but in reality, it's the type of
dirty work designed to pay off debt.
Their ladyships undertook this role out of necessity,
not because they wished it!
In other words, if they break the seal and find the fortune,
they'll be relieved of their ambassador duties…
Please, help Lady Vegan and Lady Fulltalia!
I beg your forgiveness!
A little more time! Grant me a few more days!
Again with the excuses, Fulltalia.
How much longer are we supposed to wait?
W-we've already secured the warrior
from whom I shall extract the nut batter…
I don't envy you having to taint your bloodline
with that of a disgusting Human.
But given the dreadfully humiliating circumstances
surrounding your family's ruin, I suppose it's a fitting task.
In exchange for canceling your debts, you agreed
to get pregnant. That was the deal, wasn't it?
W-well, I…
Yes…
Either way, we can't wait any longer. I strongly suggest
you produce results by the next time we come to visit.
I HATE THIS!
First they stick me with the worst job imaginable!
Then when I catch the Human,
he turns his nose up at me!
And then I can't even get the guy
to pitch a tent in his pants!
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Now I feel kinda bad for her…
Don't fall for it, Peter. It's a crappy situation,
but you can't lose sight of your love for Luvellia-senpai!
THIS IS SO STUPID!
Take off your clothes, Peter Grill.
Huh?
My patience is running thin! From now on, I will stop
at NOTHING to escape this wretched life of a pauper!
Milady!
Wait a minute… You're not really going to do it, are you?!
A forbidden form of deception magic, passed down
through House Eldoriel for generations!
Wh-what's going on…?!
L..Luvellia-senpai?!
Peter-kun…
I've got good news.
I'm finally beginning to understand
where babies come from.
This is obviously some sort of illusion…
B-but…
I was reluctant to use this spell. My pride as a
drop-dead gorgeous woman kept getting in the way…
But I couldn't care less about that anymore!
Come on, Peter-kun…
How about… you and I…
…make a baby together?
Please, Luvellia-senpai! Don't do this to me!
Mimi & Lisa
Momo Taiga & Akira Itsuki
It just keeps on getting better