Phineas and Ferb s02e07 Episode Script

So kids, are you enjoying your visit to England? Oh, yes Grandpa.
We even learned how to use real thatch.
Well, thatch terrific! That was a good one.
There's nothing to do.
Nothing for us to do.
What? Why don't you read my old collection of Sherlock Holmes? I've got the whole collection right here.
Gee.
Thanks, Mrs.
Fletcher.
Dinner's at 1900.
That's 7 o'clock for you Yanks.
Ah, yes, reading.
That's what they did before they invented fun.
I heard that.
Well, it's better than nothing.
Hm? Mmm-hmm Hmm Okay, is everybody ready? We're going to take you kids to see the London Eye.
What's that? One of our largest Ferris wheels in the entire universe.
Cool! Girls, are you ready? Wait, wait, almost finished.
Candace, you stayed up all night just to finish that book? No, no.
We finished the whole collection.
Before they invented fun, indeed.
Hey, where's Perry? Oh, there he is.
See you later, old boy.
Be good now.
Doo be doo be doo ba, doo be doo be doo ba Doo be doo be doo ba Perry! Good morning, Agent P.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good here, in the UK.
And, uh After your last mission in London, we ran into some trouble with the British Spy Union.
So joining you today is Agent Double 0-0.
And joining me today is the lovely Inspector Initials.
Double 0-0, you and Agent P will be assigned the same mission against Dr.
Doofenshmirtz.
You realize this man is a platypus? They're American, Double 0-0.
Just be glad it's a mammal.
Ooh.
Rrreow.
Well, go get him, Agent P.
What? That's it? No files? No location? No contact? What kind of a mission is this? It was enough for the mammal.
Ooh.
Rrreow.
All right, you lot.
Have a splendid day in London.
We'll be back tonight after the International Haggis Festival.
There's 29 individual flavors! Cheerio.
Here are your tickets for the London Eye.
You might want to get in line now, 'cause it looks pretty crowded.
We'll pick you up around 4:15.
Bye, kids.
Have fun! Bye! Candace, you know what? Ferb and I will meet you back here later.
See ya! Bye, guys! Hey, let's go shopping! Did you hear that? Even in England, my brothers have some scheme planned.
How can you tell? You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to– Ooh! Stacy, that's it! Who did we stay up all night learning about? Who is the total king of busting? Sherlock Holmes? Yes! Maybe I can finally bust the boys once and for all if I use Holmes' method of deduction.
Come on! This will be fun! You could be Dr.
Watson.
That's it.
We're taking my car.
Now this is a motor car.
It has pretty much everything.
Radar, subatomic sonar, nuclear particle response system, and an MP3 player.
Don't touch that, it's the– And I suppose you think that's funny.
By using Holmesian Deduction, we'll be one step ahead of the boys.
We can get Mom and finally show her– Ooh, shoes.
Stacy? I need you to focus! Sorry, sorry.
Got a little distracted there.
You know, London, cool stores, shopping.
There they are! Now why are they going into an auto parts store? All right, Watson.
Here's where the deducing begins.
They've acquired a fleet of automobiles.
And they're in there buying a bunch of little air fresheners for them.
Or They're buying motor oil for their giant robot! What do you think, Stace? Stace? What? Perry the Platypus? Oh, who's your little friend here? I'm Agent Double 0-0, from her majesty's secret service.
Double 0-0? I-Isn't that just triple "O"? No, that's not how you say it.
It spells "OOO", does it? It's just Double 0-0.
He's "P" and you're "OO", so together you spell– No, they're not "O"s, they're zeros.
Alright? I was just going to say "Oop".
Looks like I struck a nerve there! Hey! I must apologize, all of my traps are platypus-sized.
What about this then? Oh, that.
You see, as I get older, I find it's harder and harder to read my small, little wristwatch.
So, I will launch Big Ben into space, and fly it all the way to the Tri-State Area.
La-la-la, here I am.
La-la-la, I just woke up and I want to know what time it is– Yes! I am a genius! So that– That's your whole plan? Well, in a nutshell, yes.
What do you think? Am I on one of those hidden camera shows? You realize you could just buy a bigger watch, or maybe a wall clock? Yes, but then I would have to drive to a store, and find a parking space, then you have to choose from, like– Dozens of styles, I– It just seems like so much work.
This will be much less complicated.
Okay, Watson.
Excuse me, sir.
Were these two boys in here earlier? Well, them two bics were 'angin' about an' they got a bit o' the bushies an', uh, also ran back an' carted off some ol' bangers that ah didn' need.
Oi! Aren' they a bit harrish for them kind o' bushies? Stacy? I'm working on it.
Ah! He said "they were here, they carted away some junk from out back, and, aren't they a little young to be doing that?" Yes.
Yes, they are.
Aha! It's crawling with clues out here! Hmm Look at these circular indentations in the dirt.
And the subtle scent of rubber in the air.
By Jove, Stacy! What could it be? Uh "Free tires"? Maybe, maybe We need more clues! Oh! (Song: Elementary) We've got a mystery to solve Clues and puzzles to resolve It's elementary Separating fact and fiction, gonna get me a conviction Elementary Oh, what is truth, and what is lies? It's elementary I see it with my private eyes, grab your magnifying glass 'Cause deductive reasoning's a gas It's elementary (Elementary, it's elementary, yeah) It's elementary (Elementary, it's elementary, yeah) Oh, yeah, it's elementary (Elementary, it's elementary, yeah) Yeah, it's elementary Stacy, I think I'm close to figuring it out.
Well, I'm going up to the top of the tower.
I'm sure you two will have a hot time together! Don't worry, Agent P.
I'll have us out of these before you know it.
There they are.
They dropped a notebook.
The page is torn, but it says, "To big race 1600 Water S.
" Water Street! The final clue! They're having a big race at 1600 Water Street! Ooh, I gotta call Mom! And that's why you've gotta come down to 1600 Water Street.
Huh? I don't get it! I thought I'd figured it out.
Hello? Hello? Candace, are you there? Sorry, Mom.
Disregard everything I said.
Okay, sweetheart.
Remember, no snacking.
Dinner's at 1900.
Oh, okay.
See you later.
What if 1600 isn't a place, but a time? I didn't get that impression.
Impression! Stacy, you're a genius.
Wasn't it in one of those Holmes stories that they used pencil lead to reveal an impression on paper? Well, if my hunch is right "To do today: Big Ben race to Thames at 1600 for water slide fun"! Stacy, 1600 is 4 o'clock which is right now! Let's go! Just a few more minutes.
Ow! Oh, there you go.
Good thing I had the watch laser.
Now Doofenshmirtz took the stairs, but if we work our way up the inner mechanism of the clock, he'll never see us coming.
Wow! Candace, you're amazing! You totally figured it out! Yeah, I guess I did.
Now, on to the busting.
Next! Phineas! Hey, guys! Do you like it? I figured you guys were up to something.
The tires, the pipes I see what those were for, but what was with the pineapple? Oh, that was for Ferb.
He was hungry.
Oh, and the butter too, huh? No, no.
He's using that for speed.
It's a new world record! Mom's gonna flip when she hears about this! Hello? Someone with a thick Cockney accent.
Wrong number.
Can I take a turn? Go for it.
Last customer of the day.
Whoo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about! Ooh! It's 4:15.
Mom should be here.
Mom! Look! Look up here! I hope the kids had fun today.
Well, It's about time! Mom, look! Mom! Mom! Uh Candace? Not now, Stacy! But– Mom! Mom! Hey! Hey, look at this! It's like a ride! Woo-hoo! Cannonball! Well, I was expecting a bigger splash Whoa! Mom! Here come the girls! Mom, you gotta– Oh, look at your cute outfit! Mom, you gotta look at– Oh, Big Ben! Gorgeous! But-but-but-but-but Ah, here come the boys.
Hey, Mom.
You missed all the fun.
Looks like we did.
All right, let's catch a cab and head home.
Come on! Looks like Candace and Stacy did some shopping.
I'll never understand fashion.
Aha! Well, that took longer than I tho– Wait! Oh, I wish I had a bigger watch.