Pop Team Epic (2018) s02e07 Episode Script

1
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 7
"RISING HELL - HELLSHAKE'S ARROW"
I was scolded at career counseling because
I said I wanted to become a paladin.
It's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
Hellshake Yano.
The musician who became
a legend at the Big Budokan.
But a mysterious disaster
destroyed his musical career.
His contract
with a major label was dissolved,
and Yano disappeared,
without a soul knowing to where.
We, reporters, decided to search
for Yano and report on his every move!
Moving Documentary,
Rising Hell - Hellshake's Arrow.
RAMEN
A ramen shop somewhere in the city.
We captured Yano working at that shop.
Shake out those noodles good, now!
Yes, sir!
Shake, shake, shake!
Yano had forgotten music.
He was shaking noodles!
But one day, who appeared before Yano?
I've finally found you.
Manager?! H-How'd you find me?
Heh. Don't underestimate
your ex-manager's intuition.
Yano, why don't you go on this?
A music contest
where the top musicians face off!
The Musician 1 Grand Prix!
If you win it, you'll be
a star again in no time
Not interested.
What?!
I decided that I would never
play music again.
Ever. Never again.
Yano Yano!
The day of the competition.
Yano appeared, eventually,
wanting to perform since then.
I'm ready to win this thing! Hell yeah!
Rising Hell.
And now, a word from the exciting
sound shop, Apollon.
Exciting!
Sound shop!
Apollon!
Fifty years in business.
Exciting!
Sound shop!
Apollon!
A kind of interesting instrument shop.
Exciting!
Sound shop!
Apollon!
In Niigata.
Rising Hell.
It's the Musician 1 Grand Prix!
Each contestant
has four minutes to be a musician.
The total number of times the judges
press their buttons is their score.
And now, the first contestant.
Come on down!
Entry number one, No-Subject Prince.
I'm No-Subject Prince. I omit subjects.
Now, he's taking his time.
How will he omit the subject?
He's almost out of time.
Dyed.
No subject!
His score just keeps rising!
He got the full 1,000 points!
Thank you.
He got a full score
with one word! Pretty good!
It's my turn next!
Entry number two, Hellshake Yano!
In that moment,
Yano realized he made a fatal mistake.
Wh-Which one's the G-string?
How do I finger A-minor?
Which is it?! This one?!
No! I can't! Why?!
My guitar won't strum! Strum!
-Why?!
-Yano, what's wrong?
Did you forget how to play the guitar?
Ah! This is the end!
Flap, flap, flap.
Oh? His second has thrown in the towel!
Will Yano drop out of the contest?
I won't!
Don't think.
Move your body by instinct!
Move your body!
Do it!
Shake, shake, shake!
Hey! One ramen, order up!
No! That's how a ramen chef moves!
Eliminate the worldly thoughts
gained in the human world!
I need to regain the hell in my heart!
Hey, staff! Snap!
Come on! New guitar!
Roll, roll, roll.
A guitar with 108 strings!
The New Year's Guitar!
I'll eliminate
all of my worldly thoughts with this!
Hell yeah!
108 strings?! It's too dangerous!
Shut up and watch! Hey, hey!
Just drop out!
I won't!
Hellshake!
Crack!
Crack.
The pick shattered!
Have my hopes of winning shattered too?
My hopes
A bird? I'm hallucinating now.
Flap, flap, flap.
Ah! That thing that appears
and gives instructions!
Go to the Guitarist's Forest to the west.
-What?
-If you do
What's there?!
Flap, flap, flap.
Ah! Wait!
Now, he only has 30 seconds left!
Crap! I don't have time to hesitate!
Yano ran, holding on
to his faint ray of hope.
He ran down the rough road west!
Jump! Twenty-eight seconds!
Jump! Twenty-six seconds!
Jump! Twenty-four seconds!
And deep in the forest,
he finally found it!
That's
The legendary pick they say
can pierce anything, the Master Pick!
Master Pick, lend me your power!
So, this is the legend?
Huh? I can't pick it up!
It's freaking stuck!
I've kept my health a top priority,
but right now, my guitar
is more important than my health!
Shake your body!
Shake, shake, shake!
Amazing!
He's shaking all the health in
his entire body and turning it into power!
The man who shakes health, Hellshake Yano!
Hellshake!
And finally, the pick came out!
Go!
The Master Pick's tremendous energy merges
with Yano's body
and leads him to the venue!
Crash!
What?! A giant pick
crashed through the roof!
Yano isn't done yet!
Yano's arrow is an archer's arrow!
Ten seconds left! Can he make it?!
Let's go!
Snap, snap, snap!
Hellshake!
Boom, boom, boom!
He cut all of the strings!
Contestant Hellshake Yano wins!
Hellshake!
Hellshake!
Boom!
Hey, are you listening?
Oh, sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
Let's play a game
With our fingers
Using only
One finger each
One plus one
Is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
How long did it take to make this?
Well, this time, I didn't do anything.
Adachi made it all himself.
I saw the finished product,
and when I was acting it out,
that's when I first thought,
"Oh, this is really funny."
I love the ramen going
"shake, shake, shake".
How long did it take to make this?
Well, starting from the basic
story concept, it took quite some time.
I found the way to Heaven
My past life with you
You've seen the eyes of Heaven
And endless penitence
I've been in seventh heaven
The conflict only grows
What in the name of heaven
An untenable meaning of life
Look up, baby, it's so dangerous
Double trouble, a sarcastic poker face
Look back, baby, it's ridiculous
Like a bubble, life is an ephemeral dream
Why are you feeling?
Forever more
It sounds anti world
Way out, what do you believe?
A mirror formula
Wake up, your brain has stopped
An elegant PSYCHO:LOGY
Way out, what do you see?
Saturated irony
EPISODE 7
"RISING HELL - HELLSHAKE'S ARROW"
I was scolded at career counseling because
I said I wanted to become a paladin.
It's a fine job, protecting the citizens.
Hellshake Yano.
The musician who became
a legend at the Big Budokan.
But a mysterious disaster
destroyed his musical career.
His contract
with a major label was dissolved,
and Yano disappeared,
without a soul knowing to where.
We, reporters, decided to search
for Yano and report on his every move!
Moving Documentary,
Rising Hell - Hellshake's Arrow.
RAMEN
A ramen shop somewhere in the city.
We captured Yano working at that shop.
Shake out those noodles good, now!
Yes, sir!
Shake, shake, shake!
Yano had forgotten music.
He was shaking noodles!
But one day, who appeared before Yano?
I've finally found you.
Manager?!
H-How'd you find me?
Heh. Don't underestimate
your ex-manager's intuition.
Yano, why don't you go on this?
A music contest
where the top musicians face off!
The Musician 1 Grand Prix!
If you win it, you'll be
a star again in no time
Not interested.
What?!
I decided that I would
never play music again.
Ever. Never again.
Yano Yano!
The day of the competition.
Yano appeared, eventually,
wanting to perform since then.
I'm ready to win this thing! Hell yeah!
Rising Hell.
And now, a word
from the exciting sound shop, Apollon.
Exciting!
Sound shop!
Apollon!
Fifty years in business.
Exciting!
Sound shop!
Apollon!
A kind of interesting instrument shop.
Exciting!
Sound shop!
Apollon!
In Niigata.
Rising Hell.
It's the Musician 1 Grand Prix!
Each contestant
has four minutes to be a musician.
The total number of times the judges
press their buttons is their score.
And now, the first contestant.
Come on down!
Entry number one, No-Subject Prince.
I'm No-Subject Prince. I omit subjects.
Now, he's taking his time.
How will he omit the subject?
No-Subject Prince is running out of time!
Dyed.
No subject!
He omitted the subject!
His score just keeps rising!
He got the full 1,000 points!
Thank you.
He got a full score with one word!
Pretty good!
It's my turn next!
Entry number two, Hellshake Yano!
In that moment, Yano
realized he made a fatal mistake.
Wh-Which one's the G-string?
How do I finger A-minor?
Which is it?! This one?! This one?!
No! I can't! Why?!
My guitar won't strum! Strum!
Yano, what's wrong?
Did you forget how to play the guitar?
Ah! This is the end!
Flap, flap, flap.
Oh? His second has thrown in the towel!
Will Yano drop out of the contest?
I won't!
Don't think.
Move your body by instinct!
Move your body!
Do it!
Shake, shake, shake!
Hey! One ramen, order up!
No! That's how a ramen chef moves!
Eliminate the worldly thoughts
gained in the human world!
I need to regain the hell in my heart!
Hey, staff! Snap!
Come on! New guitar!
Roll, roll, roll.
A guitar with 108 strings!
The New Year's Guitar!
I'll eliminate
all of my worldly thoughts with this!
Hell yeah!
108 strings?! It's too dangerous!
Shut up and watch!
Just drop out!
I won't!
Hellshake!
Crack!
Crack.
The pick shattered!
Have my hopes of winning shattered too?
My hopes
A bird? I'm hallucinating now.
Flap, flap, flap.
Ah! That thing that appears
and gives instructions!
Go to the Guitarist's Forest to the west.
-What?
-If you do
What's there?!
-Ah! Wait!
-Flap, flap, flap.
Now, he only has 30 seconds left!
Crap! I don't have time to hesitate!
Yano ran, holding on
to his faint ray of hope.
He ran down the rough road west!
Jump! Twenty-eight seconds!
Jump! Twenty-six seconds!
Jump! Twenty-four seconds!
And deep in the forest,
he finally found it!
That's
The legendary pick they say
can pierce anything, the Master Pick!
Master Pick, lend me your power!
So, this is the legend?
Huh? I can't pick it up!
It's freaking stuck!
I've kept my health a top priority,
but right now, my guitar
is more important than my health!
Shake your body!
Shake, shake, shake!
Amazing! He's shaking all the health
in his entire body
and turning it into power!
The man who shakes health, Hellshake Yano!
Hellshake!
And finally, the pick came out!
Go!
The Master Pick's tremendous energy merges
with Yano's body
and leads him to the venue!
Crash!
What?! A giant pick crashed
through the roof!
Yano isn't done yet!
Yano's arrow is an archer's arrow!
Ten seconds left! Can he make it?!
Let's go!
Snap, snap, snap!
Snap, snap, snap!
Hellshake!
Boom, boom, boom!
He cut all of the strings!
Contestant Hellshake Yano wins!
Hellshake!
Hellshake!
Boom!
Hey, are you listening?
Oh, sorry, I was thinking
about Hellshake Yano.
Let's play a game
With our fingers
Using only
One finger each
One plus one
Is two
The two of us together
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
Friends and peace
Friends and peace, peace, pe-pe-peace
No cheating on me now
Man, I'm tired.
Look, how many characters
did I have to play?
Like, I think it's funny
because Team AC does it.
And you made me do
all of those characters?
You're treating me like a toy!
Seriously! Thank you so much.