Selling the OC (2022) s02e07 Episode Script

1
You can do it, you can do it ♪
You can do it, you can do it ♪
Make the move, go ahead
Do the thing-thing ♪
Ain't nobody gon' do it like you ♪
You can do it, you can do it ♪
You can do it, you can do it ♪
[funky pop music playing]
One, two, any little thing you want to ♪
It's the primetime, goin' up ♪
Gon' shine, make you all blind ♪
Big like a diamond in the sunlight ♪
-Hey!
-Hi!
Oh!
-You look cute.
-You look so cute.
-Thank you.
-I like the pink.
-Mimosas already?
-Yes.
-How are you?
-This is cute.
Thank you.
I can't fit my hand in here.
What is this?
That's all right.
Oh my God,
you literally have a key in here.
It's a bracelet bag. It's a bracelet.
Like, put it on like a bracelet.
-Oh yeah.
-[Brandi] Cute!
-"No. What did you say?"
-[Brandi] Work!
"What did you say to me?"
Because I'm not the one
"I'm not the one."
"I'm not the one."
-Pardon me.
-How are you?
I'm something wonderful.
What can I get for you?
-Can I get the, um, salmon salad?
-[server] Salmon salad.
Can I have
the croissant breakfast sandwich?
-Got y'all. No problem.
-Thank you.
I needed to come down here.
Just a little break away from OC.
I miss LA sometimes.
Should miss it all the time.
It's the best.
Remember my clubbing days?
I used to live here with you?
Yeah.
Was getting ready.
You told me I looked like a streetwalker?
-You had thigh-high
-Knee-high, but still, cute.
Knee-high, miniskirt, stepping
-You were looking at me like
-You're you need to get your butt beat.
Somebody need to spank you.
I am grown, baby.
-I'm about to tell
-Pardon me, ladies.
-Thank you.
-There we are.
-Ooh, that looks so good.
-There you go.
Carbs. Are you jealous?
-Yes.
-[soft shrieking giggle]
Then you gotta work out.
Workouts aren't hitting no more.
-You're like, "Come on now."
-I have to work out 'cause you know me.
I'm gonna find a beach.
Need a vacation. I'm lacking color.
Speaking of color, you were just in Cabo.
-Yes, girl.
-How was that?
[mellow, funky music playing]
-Lifetime movie-snapped.
-What?
-I snapped. Okay? Like, I cannot
-Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
-You met Alex Hall, right?
-Polly and Alex.
Yeah. For one, like, Alex hasn't been
the most easiest person to talk to.
A lot of times, if I'm speaking
or if anybody's speaking,
she'll just literally be like, "Shh!"
Like, "Mama's speaking."
Know what I mean?
I just It never sat right.
I be trying to avoid conflict.
But that's also a personal
pet peeve of yours.
Oh my God! Thank you.
Thank you.
For as long as you've been able
to communicate with humans.
-I hate it.
-Give me the respect of speaking.
I'll give you respect when
you're speaking. You have the floor.
You know, Brittney.
-When you get to using them hands
-You start doing this, that and the third?
I'mma tell you one time. Don't do this.
I didn't expect it to escalate like that.
I was just asking, "Why you do that?"
But, like, escalated how?
She said I was about to hit her.
-Why?
-I said, "Why talk to people like that?"
She told me she was Italian.
She said, "Go to Italy.
This is the way we talk."
Condescending.
Thank you.
Do you know my husband's a 13-year pro?
That I lived overseas for years?
So I snapped into smart-ass mode.
That's all it was.
I was being a smart-ass.
-I was not gonna hit that girl.
-With my brass-knuckle purse.
I was not gonna hit her.
I wish I could've
handled that differently.
I was disappointed in myself, 100%.
-You know me, that's not me.
-That's not you.
I'm just like trying to
I'm, like, trying to navigate, you know?
And Mom was literally my compass.
-Yeah.
-My person. Like
Like, I want you guys to look up
to me and be proud of me.
You know? So
That's crazy
'cause we're already proud of you.
[Brandi] Aw.
Ain't no better feelin' now ♪
Just stay out of
whatever their high school drama is.
-I'm done, boo. I tried I tried to be
-Whatever games you guys are playing.
Play by yourselves.
And don't involve yourself in it.
You know your heart,
you know what you're here for.
You know what the end goal is.
No matter which way and how you cut it,
we're there to make money
for your family.
-I agree.
-And sell homes.
Beautiful big homes.
That's what we're doing.
Like, that's great that they have the
privilege to be in all of this nonsense
and still sell houses, but for me,
-I have to
-Can't do that.
hold myself to a higher standard.
And I literally can't.
I think you need to just
put your blinders on and just focus.
Block out the noise.
[female singer vocalizing]
Shoulda never wasted all my time ♪
Shoulda never put my heart on the line ♪
And I'm only getting stronger ♪
And I'm only getting stronger ♪
Stronger ♪
[music fades]
[funky, up-tempo music playing]
I'm here for the good times ♪
-The good times don't stop ♪
-The great times don't stop ♪
Get ready for a good time ♪
-It's about to go off ♪
-It's about to go off ♪
I'm here for it ♪
-Hi.
-Oh, hello!
-Sexy! Sexy.
-You're Look at this.
-Look at all How are you?
-How are you?
-I'm ready for a drink.
-I've been craving sushi all day.
So glad we're here. Like, "Yes!"
I've been craving a drink.
Glad we're here too.
Well, same.
What are we celebrating?
Just life. Why not?
Not sure whether Austin or Tyler told you,
but a few weeks ago,
we met a cute girl
at their open house.
Wants to get into real estate.
From Nashville.
I invited her for dinner.
She's gonna come.
She stopped by the office.
Met a few people, met Jason
-She's working for the Oppenheim Group?
-No, she's not a licensed agent.
She is thinking about
getting into the business.
And she's super cute,
she's friendly, she's fun.
-She's got banter, which I fucking love.
-That's great.
She's called Alexandra.
She's called Alexandra.
-She goes by Ali.
-You're joking. You're joking.
Yeah. And her last name starts
with an H too, but it's Harper.
I'm coming, are you ready for it? ♪
I'm curious to see what her take
on everybody at the off
A fresh set of eyes.
-Same. Same.
-You know what I mean?
-I do feel like she's one of us.
-Great.
I'm coming, are you ready ♪
We're both in like
-Hi. Hi.
-Oh my God, hi!
-How are you guys?
-You scared me.
-Good to see you. I'm sorry.
-You look so cute!
-How are you?
-Good to see you.
-Alexandra, Alexandra.
-Goodness. Hey.
-How are you? Good to see you.
-How are you?
Oh, you smell good.
[Ali] Oh, thanks.
-I was so excited
-How are you tonight?
-How are you?
-Doing well. Something to drink?
Do y'all like sake?
-Yes.
-Love sake.
-We'll do some sake.
-Yeah.
-Sake for everybody?
-Yeah.
-Please.
-Hot sake and I would love a beer.
-A beer. Thank you. Be right back.
-Thank you.
Thank you for coming. This is fun.
I wanted you to meet.
Oh my gosh, same!
Have you met everyone at this point?
Um, I don't know who everyone is,
but obviously I spent time with you
and Austin and Tyler.
Y'all were so lovely. And then,
I had lunch with, uh, Alexandra Jarvis.
-Rachel.
-What?
Her real name is Rachel.
I don't know why she goes by Jarvis.
But it's Alexandra, right?
She's actually called Rachel.
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Alexandra Jarvis, her real name is Rachel.
On the way to Cabo,
we all boarded together.
On her boarding pass, it said Rachel.
I'm like, "Who the fuck is Rachel?"
Can people just be themselves?
Clearly not. We're in OC,
so I expect nothing less,
but Jesus.
How was lunch? Have some great water?
-No, I had a beverage.
-I'm kidding.
Oh, definitely. Yeah.
I really appreciate, like,
where she comes from
because it's where I do too,
and I kinda felt like that maybe she would
love to be in a different place
with people that she's not
in a good place with and
I tried to be in a good place with her.
I tried for a long time.
-She wanted nothing to do with me.
-I don't think that's gonna happen.
Ever?
Anyone else?
She made it clear
that I'm not on her radar of someone
that she will ever be friends with.
I think she felt like that with you.
Regardless, there are some people
that are like oil and water.
And for me, my oil
to my water is Jarvis.
It's no surprise that Jarvis has
already dug her claws into Ali.
You know, her and Rose broke up.
She needs another person to latch on to.
[hisses]
[chuckles]
There's some people
that are just fucking mental, honestly.
We're mental in a different way.
I don't want you to think
that you have to form, like, a side.
-You will weed out who you need to.
-Thank you.
And honestly, your experiences
might be different
-than some of our experiences.
-I hope your experience is different.
That's fine.
Anyways, I know that you've been in this
for a while, in terms of real estate.
Like, what advice for me do you have?
Choose a different career.
-Great. All right, cool.
-No.
But your reputation is everything
in this industry.
And passionate about
this is what you actually want to do.
You're gonna go back to Nashville
and you've got some big decisions to make.
I know.
If you're gonna do this,
you gotta fucking do it.
Yeah, no. I'm very aware of that.
I don't think it's a question of if you
want to come to Orange County or not,
I think it's a question of if you want to
come to the Oppenheim Group or not.
You're strong enough
to survive Orange County.
If I can do it
and Polly can do it, you can do it.
The Oppenheim Group
is a different territory.
We have faith in you, so cheers.
And if you're going to come,
we will support you as best as we can.
Make way for a new generation ♪
Say hey to a new generation ♪
Say hey to a new generation ♪
Make way 'cause we're here
And we're staying ♪
Make way 'cause we're here
And we're staying ♪
Make way for a new generation ♪
Breathe in that sea air.
Who wouldn't want to live here?
It's really hard to talk about,
but my parents are going through a divorce
and my childhood home
is one of the assets that we have to sell.
I look at my parents,
I love them both to death.
I love my mom and I
I really just want them to be happy.
The timing is just really shitty.
As I'm trying to start a family,
my family is disintegrating,
so it's it's heartbreaking.
-Gio, good to see you.
-Good to see you too.
Got your custom immune support IV.
[Gio] Just what the doctor ordered.
-Ready? One, two, three. Ouch, sorry.
-Fun.
-All done.
-Worth it, though.
[Dr. Florie] Worst part.
I don't even like to look at it.
I just like how I feel after.
[Dr. Florie] We have vitamin C,
vitamin D, zinc.
I'll give you glutathione towards the end
and the B vitamins.
-Hey, thanks, Doc.
-Yep.
-[woman] Hey, hey.
-[Gio] Hey!
-What are you doing?
-[Gio laughs]
-Getting a little, uh, IV help.
-Oh my, G-star! IV for Are you sick?
-You've never done this before?
-No.
-Not unless I'm in the hospital.
-This is a weekly routine for me now.
-Don't s Ah, don't squeeze that.
-Oh my gosh.
-Do you feel better?
-I'm hooked. I feel amazing after.
-Oh, really? So, it really works.
-Yeah.
Okay.
-Cool shoes. Geez.
-Well, thank you.
You and your shoes.
-Always gotta one-up me on the shoes.
-Love the shoes. Yeah.
-All done. How you feeling? Okay.
-Okay. I feel great.
-I feel perfect.
-I'll take one.
Yeah.
-I'll see you next week. Yeah.
-Take care.
Alrighty. So how's everything else doing?
I mean, I had my best year yet.
And what about Are you
Are you ready to sell the family home?
You know, I mean, Dad built this house.
And, you know,
I saw it be born out of nothing.
But I think it's a good time in a lot
of ways to to kind of say goodbye.
You know,
the family has been through a lot.
And although homes mean a lot,
sometimes life happens,
and it's time to move forward
and say goodbye.
-And move on.
-Yeah.
-I love you.
-I love you, son, so much.
You know, it's bittersweet, but I think
it's a good time in the market to sell.
Are you and Tiffany ready to move on?
Well, as much as I love this house
and living on the water,
it's just not really conducive
for a little one.
Bring the baby on.
Yeah. Jesus.
Maybe we could drift away ♪
Like a private holiday ♪
["Drift" by Clique
and the Mellochromatics playing]
-Hello. Hi. Table for two, please.
-Hi. Welcome, how are you?
-Happy to show you guys.
-Thank you. Appreciate it.
[host] Your guys' table.
You guys enjoy, have a good time.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Date night. Mexican food for Cabo.
-Date night. We're in Mexico.
[chatter nearby]
Was this your way of bringing me to Cabo?
Yeah. More tequila. I gained nine pounds.
-You looked like it.
-Nine!
So, while you're wasted on the beach,
I was home with our children
while it's pouring down raining
and freezing.
We're all cooped in the house
for four days.
They're just running around like crazy
with no pants on.
I know. I felt bad.
When you were coherent
for, like, two seconds?
-All right, guys. Some margaritas?
-Hello.
-Oh, jeez.
-Palomas, some wine?
I've had, like, margaritas
for the whole year in Mexico.
You can't drink your face off
then not drink on date night. So, sorry.
Two spicy skinny margaritas, please.
Spicy skinny margaritas.
Some guacamole, some nachos to start?
Can we do some guacamole?
-Chips and guac?
-Guac, yeah.
-Yeah? Thank you.
-I'll be right back.
I wish you were there. It was good.
The real estate is absolutely gorgeous.
Like, private beaches, ocean views
everywhere from the Hacienda.
Was in awe the whole time.
Jason asked the whole office who's
interested in working down there.
And I know you and I love Mexico,
so I kind of volunteered myself
because I know we can have
some good times there.
What do you mean? Going, like
You know, go down there,
see how we like it.
-Obviously if I
-Us two and the girls?
I can do trips by myself too,
just for a week or two, you know.
I did that with modeling.
What are you talking about?
I'd go to New York for like three weeks.
Granted, I didn't have kids, but
-Exactly.
-This is the life I want to live.
-No, no, no, no.
-Here you go, guys. Spicy margaritas.
Giving me shit for drinking
and making me drink. This makes sense.
-Yeah.
-I'm not gonna drink it.
-Yes, you are.
-Do you want a shot?
I will if you're putting the girls to bed.
I'll put the girls to bed. Easy job.
Easy job? I'd love to see you do it
for a week straight.
I couldn't. I can admit that.
So, if you volunteered yourself
to go work there, I don't
When I get excited about stuff,
I wanna jump.
I mean, in dreamland it sounds amazing,
but, like, we just moved down
to Orange County.
It's just something to think about.
I need to spend time to get to know Cabo.
Lisa and I,
we balance each other out very well.
I'm, like, risk-taker. I'm a dreamer.
I like to, you know, try new things,
you know, like shoot for the stars.
And Lisa's more realistic about stuff.
It's obviously a uh, a team decision,
so, you know, we gotta work together
and both be on the same page.
We have preschool interview next week
and then the girls will start soon after.
Preschool's expensive.
We'll start with two days.
That's $1,500 for both girls per month.
That's each.
-That's each? So 3,000.
-We discussed that's each.
I already put it into my budget,
and if I don't sell houses,
we'll we won't be living
in Orange County anymore.
If we ever needed help,
my mom would help us.
-I know.
-I know that's pride for you.
I would go in debt before I'd ask.
Yeah, you've always found ways
to make it work.
-It just always works out for you.
-We were very broke.
-We've been very, very broke.
-No, like broke. We've come a long way.
-We have.
-Yeah, crazy.
I do apologize I was gone for so long
and that I drank so much.
Sometimes I'm an idiot,
but I do love you and I do appreciate you.
-I love you.
-I gave you lipstick.
I gave you Tajín.
[both laugh]
I march to the beat of my own drum ♪
I do what I want, I'm just having fun ♪
Yeah, I'm not afraid to do my thing ♪
-Good to see you.
-You look stunning.
Oh, thank you. I love the fit.
Love the pop of color.
[Jarvis] Thank you.
I love the architecture.
It reminds me of architecture in Spain.
Love this.
-Hi!
-Hi! Oh, I love this color!
-Thank you. Hi, honey. How are you?
-Good to see you. You look beautiful.
Oh, thank you. This place is beautiful.
[Jarvis] I would love to be a mentor
and show Ali the ropes.
She has the personality
and presence to do very well.
And I think that, you know,
it just comes down to the knowledge.
You're not gonna see houses
like this every time.
This one's about 1400 a square foot.
Workin' hard makes an easy ride ♪
[funky, up-tempo music playing]
A house like this, the big selling point
is obviously the view.
We should go outside and check it out.
[song continues indistinctly]
Voilà!
-That's beautiful. My goodness.
-Look at this view!
Oh my gosh. I don't even know
what to compare this to.
Like a hill somewhere in Nashville?
There's no comparison.
How does a listing agent even come up
with a price for a place like this?
Using comps, past sold properties,
other properties that are on the market.
Based on, like, square footage,
bedrooms, location.
Does it have a view? Does it have a pool?
As a listing agent,
you don't wanna price it too high.
The worst thing that can happen
is having to lower the price.
Buyers look at it and are like,
-"What's wrong with this house?"
-Right.
I have an idea.
How about we play a little game?
You can pretend to be the listing agent
and we'll pretend to be the buyers.
Asking you what it is about
this property that makes it so special?
-Okay. Got it.
-[laughs] No pressure.
-It's just us.
-That's good. Jason, are you over there?
-No, no, this is just us. Just us.
-Yeah.
All right, so, sell us this house.
Well, guys, first of all,
the view sells itself.
Um, it's 5,300 square feet.
There are six bedrooms, six baths.
"On" suite "In" suite?
[laughter]
-Give me French. En suite?
-How do you say that?
En suite?
You're doing great. I mean,
it's really about confidence.
I think clients will gravitate towards you
because of your personality.
They can see you as someone who could sell
or help them purchase a house.
-And that they trust, right?
-Exactly. You have all those qualities.
So you may find that
selling is the easy part.
The hard part may end up being
dealing with the people in the office.
Who specifically are you referring to?
-Um, like, Polly and
-Hall.
The-the two people
I had dinner with last night?
-You had dinner with them?
-Yeah.
-How did that go?
-They're definitely a fun, loud bunch.
They're this dynamic duo.
I'll be transparent that they've been
Polly especially, has been kind to me.
-She was the very first person I did meet.
-Yeah.
What did you guys talk about?
Um
There was things last night
that were said.
I was thinking,
"If you're saying this about them,
what would you be saying
about me behind my back?"
For example, they said something
about your real name not being Alexandra.
[tense music playing]
I don't understand the logic behind
why women tear other women down.
-For no reason.
-I know. I don't either.
To this day, we still don't know why
Polly hates Jarvis so much.
-I asked her that last night.
-She couldn't say?
-There wasn't an answer.
-Right.
Polly, like, she's, like,
a middle-aged woman
acting like she's 13.
And she has issues with people,
but they're baseless, meritless issues.
You know, I'd love to confer
with Polly's therapist on these issues.
I'm assuming she has one.
I really hope she does.
She may need two.
It's thirsty, it's desperate,
and I guess that's just Polly.
Seems there's so many different dynamics.
The only thing being repeated
over and over last night was,
"You have to pick a side."
We're at the Oppenheim Group,
we're at the best brokerage.
-Right.
-Like, we don't need to be competing.
Women hating women.
What is up with this? It's Polly's issues.
Yeah.
Strike a match and watch what happens ♪
Never goin' out of fashion ♪
I bring the madness ♪
["Madness" by Bear Jackson playing]
Oh ♪
-Hey, hey.
-Hey.
-Hello. Good morning.
-Oh my God, the puppy!
Morning. What's up, Gus-Gus?
-Just keeping your chair warm.
-Thank you.
[Polly] Did you steal her desk?
-He wants to be close to Austin. I get it.
-Oh.
-[Tyler] We all do.
-I really missed you guys. How was Cabo?
-I know. We missed you.
-We missed you.
-Dramatic.
-We did miss you.
-I heard.
-It was a fun trip.
We saw a couple of different sides
to people, didn't we?
Which was enlightening, to say the least.
That wasn't loaded at all.
-What's up, guys?
-Hi!
-What's up?
-You guys look fresh!
-How was the drive?
-How are you?
-Good.
-So good.
[Lauren] These outfits.
You guys are killing it.
You guys are making us so much money,
we can't even find ways to spend it.
I feel like we're in trouble.
You are both here. What'd we do?
What didn't we do?
You've got me and Brett here.
Let's have a team meeting.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
All right, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
[grunts, sighs]
Well, we had a good time in Cabo.
I hesitate to call it a work trip.
Some of you might have had
too much fun.
Overall it was super successful,
so thanks for all making it down there.
I'm glad you all have Cabo now in
the back of your minds for your clients.
Thanks for taking us. Was fun.
It was our pleasure. We had a good time.
Ton of fun. Glad you made it.
Let's catch up on updates, everyone.
Uh, let's start with you, Brandi.
Yeah, we just closed on Legion!
-Yay!
-Nice, Brandi!
[Brandi] I met the buyers
at an open house.
[upbeat dance music playing]
-Go ring the bell!
-Get up there, Brandi.
-Ring the bell!
-Ring it hard!
-No, don't.
-No, don't.
Yes!
-[bell ringing loudly]
-[cheering]
-Yay!
-Good job, Brandi.
Good job.
-Gio, talk to us.
-[Gio] Um
Finally closed on my Balboa Coves listing
for a little over seven mil.
-Look at this view.
-Wow. Gorgeous.
[Gio] Yeah. It's paradise.
[upbeat, funky music playing]
Isn't this just, like, the most baller
rooftop you've ever seen?
[woman] It is pretty epic.
My buyer is ready to go.
Seven day escrow. Cash buyer.
-Okay.
-Full listing price.
And make sure I'm leaving with the boat.
-[Gio snorts]
-[laughs]
-You're joking, right?
-No.
How much does a Duffy boat cost?
The one he had, it was like 70,000.
Not like Yeah, it's a nice one.
It was, like, fully decked out.
I was a little nervous there.
[Polly] Did the boat sell with the house?
It all got figured out.
Was able to negotiate the boat,
and everyone was happy.
-We have a deal.
-Amazing.
Congratulations.
-[bell ringing loudly]
-[cheering]
That was gnarly.
I'm officially deaf.
Everyone's got ears plugged.
Polly's like, "Yeah!"
-Thanks.
-Deaf from all those deals, bro.
Polly.
Uh, mine and Brandi's Le Conte listing
went active last week.
We've had three or four showings.
All went well, but no offers yet.
-But we're Yeah.
-[Brandi] It's still early.
Still early days
and it is a very specific property.
Also, it is my birthday next week
and I'm throwing a party.
So, it's gonna be next week.
And I know as a whole,
we have had our ups and downs,
but I would really love it if everybody
would come to my birthday party next week
and celebrate.
-Can't wait.
-Do you really mean that?
Yeah, I wouldn't
I wouldn't say it if I didn't.
Um, I only want people there who genuinely
want to celebrate me, so if you don't
-I don't. I won't be there.
-Don't come.
Cool.
-Well.
-Well, you were calling me a cunt.
What is this all about?
She's a fucking cunt. I hate her.
Sorry, I know you're gonna marry her.
Hats off to you.
I will definitely not be there.
Ali let me know that
Polly was resorting to her usual ways.
I'd rather take my chances of jumping off
a boat in the Pacific Ocean with sharks
than attend a party with Polly
and be fake.
I don't do fake.
-Awkward.
-I was just saying that too. So awkward.
Polly turns 45. You look great.
-Yeah!
[Jason] While I've got everyone here,
let's discuss the potential of bringing on
another Alexandra to this
-I love it.
-So that'd be the fourth?
-Yes.
-The more, the merrier.
I don't know if we need someone,
but at the same time,
if someone can produce, then I'm for it.
Austin, what's your opinion?
You know, I think she's great.
I think she has a great personality.
She talks very well.
For me, it's just
is she willing to commit?
Is she willing to put in the work?
This is a tough business.
[Gio] Sweet girl,
but I wasn't very impressed.
I mean I don't think she has a fucking
clue what it takes to make it in OC.
You can't, you know,
half-ass this job.
I think I've probably spent the most time
with her of everybody here,
just because we went to lunch.
I took her to a listing.
I know what it's like
to move from the South out here.
I didn't know anybody.
She's in the same boat.
I think that takes a lot of guts and for
her to be considering this is a big deal.
Let's do it this way, guys.
Raise your hand if you are in favor
of Alexandra Harper
joining the Oppenheim Group.
Can I put two?
[Jason] If she commits.
I think that's definitely a majority.
[Jason] Is that everyone but Gio?
I think we'll reach out
to Alexandra Harper
and see how committed
we feel like she is.
We respect your points, Gio,
and if we do bring her on,
you're definitely
gonna be her mentor, so
All right, guys. Let's get back to work.
-Jarvis, can I have a word, please?
-Sure.
Brett, don't forget your glasses.
I'm out of here.
[Polly] Firstly, this is what you do.
-We're all getting on in a team meeting
-No, we're pretending.
Listen to what I'm gonna say.
I'm extending an olive branch
wanting you at my birthday
Polly, that's such bullshit.
-Don't lie to my face.
-I just invited everyone to my birthday.
Just because you say that doesn't mean
you're actually warmly inviting.
You've never been nice to me.
-You've called me so many names.
-I have not.
Why would I come to your party?
In Cabo, yeah, we all saw
a different side of you,
and I'm like, do you know what?
This is this is more like it.
You pretend that you're someone else
and that's what annoys the shit out of me.
-I don't pretend to be anything.
-You absolutely do.
Because I know how to act professional
when it's time to be a professional
and I also know how to dance
and have fun when it's time to have fun
does not mean that
I am two different people.
-It does.
-This is what it is with you.
You're always trying to create
something out of nothing.
-I invited everyone to my birthday.
-Polly.
-You turned it into
-It's hilarious that you think I'd come.
-You're not letting me speak.
-It's hilarious.
-I can't
-You're not letting me speak.
I bring up something uncomfortable,
you walk away. You won't talk about it.
It's not. You're telling me
that I'm two different people.
-You're multiple people.
-Coming at me in an insulting way.
You were fucking dry humping
someone in Cabo.
-That's why you were pissed I videoed it.
-I'm not pissed!
-Polly, get a life! Get a life. Seriously!
-Why'd you take my phone,
-delete the video
-Why were you watching me with your phone?
You were fucking on the downward dog
position twerking into some guy's crotch.
-No, I wasn't. Downward dog. Oh my gosh.
-I took a video of it.
-You admit it now.
-You were so upset, you grabbed
I wasn't so upset, I was calm.
-I said, "Why are you videoing me?"
-You didn't pounce on me?
-You didn't take my phone?
-I'm not a panther. I didn't pounce.
I came up to you and said,
"Why are you videoing me?"
Why'd you be videoing me without consent?
-One, that's just creepy. It's weird.
-You deleted
Wanna talk about videoing without consent,
Kayla apparently has a video going
'round of me making out with Tyler.
I've never videoed anybody in this office
because I don't care.
We're all adults.
You should start acting like it.
I'm flattered
you're so concerned with my life.
-Don't be.
-But get a life.
I just find it interesting
that when there's evidence
of you not being
this holier-than-thou person
-I'm not holier-than-thou.
-You can't deal.
I know how to be professional
when it's time.
-Well, that's
-Take a note.
[tense, dramatic music playing]
She can't deal with it when she gets
called out for bullshit behavior.
What are you talking about, a video?
What are you talking about?
Apparently, you have been showing people
a video of me and Tyler making out.
Really? Who told you that?
-We saw the tape.
-Who told you that?
Who told you that?
Lauren, did you say that about me?
That I was showing everyone a video?
Lauren told me Brandi had said she saw
the video of me and Tyler from Kayla.
When Lauren chirps up,
that's when you know shit is real.
Lauren asked Brandi. Brandi said to
Lauren she'd seen it with her own eyes.
-You said you saw the video.
-You're gonna put it on Brandi.
-I said Kayla showed it to me?
-Yes, you did.
-No, I did not.
-Yes, you did.
I did not because she didn't.
I can't keep up with the fucking lies
that are going on.
-That's the thing
-I just am like, people own their shit.
I'm out, you guys. This is a waste
of fucking time is what it is.
-[door clicks shut]
-What the fuck?
[Polly] Yeah, everyone fucking leaves.
[Tyler] You told me that you played
into the fact that you saw a video
when I asked you about it.
Then, when you were asked about it,
you said you never saw anything
and you never said that,
so you're lying.
Right?
Brandi, you flat-out lied
and that lie affects me.
-I didn't. It's not a lie, though.
-It affects my life.
-It's not a lie.
-[Polly] So you've seen the video.
You've seen the video or no? Is there
a video? Did you see a video?
-I swear
-Yes or a no question!
I don't want to get this involved.
You know it was a Christmas party
and there were tons of people here.
-This is involved! Did you see a video?
-There were tons of people. You were here.
Nobody was here. Nobody was in the office.
There is a video and I didn't want
to talk about it with Tyler
'cause I don't want to go any further.
There were other people around.
A good friend would have called Polly
when you saw the video
and said, "Polly, just so you know,
there's a video"
You know Polly
and I haven't been speaking.
We have been speaking!
I've been speaking to you.
Have you not been speaking to me?
Is that where we're at?
Obviously, Brandi is concerned about
some of the choices that I've been making,
which is condescending and I'm thrilled
with the choices I've made to get here.
The choice I'm fucking reconsidering now
is bringing you on a listing with me.
I thought we were cool.
I understand that we have a split.
Drop it down to 80/20, that's cool.
If you're gonna throw it back in my face
I'm not throwing it back in your face,
and do what you want.
-I will.
-It has been a very equal effort.
-Pictures
-Okay. We're good. We're good.
Like, I'm not doing that.
Yeah, no, don't do it anymore.
We're good. We're 100% spectacular.
Everyone's scarpered.
I try and extend an olive branch.
Have everyone together.
-I'm so fucking lost and confused frankly.
-I'm like, yeah
Am I in the wrong? Am I in the wrong?
Pol, I can't even follow. I'm gonna
assume you're not, but I have no idea.
I just I'm here to call out
the horseshit when I see it.
-[Tyler] What the fuck is happening?
-[Gio] I have no idea what that was.
[Tyler] Please. I'm so confused
by what's happening.
I fucked up when I even opened my mouth
and said that I saw one.
If someone was gonna show me,
I shoulda turned a blind eye to it.
Said, "I don't wanna see it,"
or pretend like I never did.
That's where I fucked up and I
involved myself by admitting I saw one.
But regardless, that is where the lie is.
[Tyler] In the moment,
how am I supposed to react
when you're saying you did see a video
when you told me you didn't?
I get it. It is what it is.
I didn't know how to handle it.
I thought everyone knew
that there was a fucking video.
I thought so too.
I don't understand why I was getting
on the chopping block.
It was understood there was a video.
That's not the issue. The issue was
you lied about seeing a video.
This video is being held
as like some weird blackmail.
-It's being held as weird blackmail.
-By me?
I would never fucking blackmail you.
-[Lauren] I am still so fucking confused.
-100%.
I opened my mouth to
at the wrong times.
I should've never opened my mouth
about the video.
Even though I put that
on my kids that I saw one.
I saw one. Lesson learned.
It's a mad world ♪
["It's a Mad World" by Astyria playing]
Mad world ♪
An endless cycle ♪
The tides have turned again ♪
The rise and fall ♪
Echo in the night ♪
It's a mad world ♪
Mad world ♪
[twinkling, rumbling musical flourish]
[triumphant musical flourish]