Sexify (2021) s02e07 Episode Script
Season 2, Episode 7
1
Cheer up, Paulinka. It's a holiday.
All Saints' Day.
I don't know if it's a good idea
to return today to Łomża.
No worries.
I got a tip from Pola
that Mom broke up with Pawluszkiewicz.
You get it? Finished.
Uh-huh. And if this is because of
my rant yesterday, then
You were right.
I'm going to get back with Mom.
- Take these.
- But we've always brought these.
Not today, darling. Not today.
Wait for me!
Seriously? It's 9 am.
You got any plans?
I'm going to find the end
of the feed on Instagram.
Listen, I'm leaving town soon.
Cool.
Wanna go with me?
- To the cemetery?
- I'm not going there.
I need a recharging.
Okay.
I mean, I'm already packed.
You'll need this.
Thanks.
LAST FAREWELL
DIPLOMA
NATALIA DUMAŁA
There.
And so you see.
I'll make Grandma's bed for you.
The one she died in?
She lived there!
I appreciate you found the time to come.
Since becoming an entrepreneur myself,
I understand how hard it is
to combine work with family life.
It's too bad Adam couldn't come.
Put it there.
How long are you staying?
I don't know yet.
Cool. You can stay as long as you want.
Thanks, sis.
So what plans do you have today?
Hmm
Maciek is dragging me to some party,
but, um
Beats me.
If you want, I can stay home with you.
Or we can visit other people's graves.
Whichever.
FIRST TIME ASSISTAN
1. YOUR FIRST TIME HAPPENS ONLY ONCE
2. DON'T RUSH I
3. GET TO KNOW YOUR BODIES
4. TRUST YOURSELF
Oh, wow.
This app It really does work.
Yeah. Beautiful and talented.
No, no you see It's not my version.
It's the girls', and they were right.
But why don't guys want to use it?
Imbeciles.
Well,
why didn't you want to use it earlier?
Because I thought
that it wouldn't do anything.
- Mm.
- That it's just some mumbo jumbo.
Mumbo jumbo?
Well I never have.
That's a cool line.
Maybe it does have a purpose.
Maybe it brings people together.
- Well I'm fairly sure that already exists.
- Like what?
Well, Tinder.
Everybody lies on Tinder.
Women are geniuses.
Of course we're taking them.
They're beautiful.
Hot ticket of the season!
Um, you'd like some candles too?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
- Okay. Natalka! Candles!
- Mr. Marek! How are you?
- Thanks!
Natalka, get off the phone!
HI. I MISS YOU.
The grave candles!
Um, two candles.
We've got "three for two" offer today.
Hello?
How was it?
Did they like your idea?
I didn't even get to pitch it.
Rafał!
Come!
Uh
I guess I got a better offer?
If this is concerning the app, I am
You will be our speaker at the
Warsaw Web Summit.
- Yeah?
- Sexiguy is your creation.
Time for you to regain
your rightful place now.
- Uh so the girls and me?
- The girls no longer work at Sexiguy.
Or Sexify.
Turns out we have different visions.
I believe in yours.
Beautiful
and talented.
Well, yesterday I would've said,
"No surprise," but
This is no time for "buts."
This is your time.
You've finally become a leader.
Time for your decisions.
In that case, I have to work on my speech.
We'll email everything,
including the presentation.
Be sure to rehearse it well.
You have to sound like a leader.
Which you are.
Hmm. A better offer
than the great idea we had this morning?
A new app now, like this,
without no infrastructure or coworkers is
Mission Impossible.
Then it's good that you're Tom Cruise.
Except you're bigger.
Suddenly,
if I don't fix everything in there,
then I'm finished.
The company as well.
So this app It really does works.
Must finish this mission.
If I don't return by tomorrow
Why wouldn't you return?
Oh, well, I don't know.
But just
wait for me here?
Splendid.
You wanna try?
Okay.
What are you doing? What is this?
What? It's cold.
I'm not a child.
I can take care of myself.
All right, it's just a hood.
Just a coat, nothing more.
I wanted you to stay warm.
No
Monika, listen, you've got to
Don't wave it around like that.
Lower.
- Whatever.
- It's so fucking boring here.
We won't find anything.
Nobody's been here since September!
For me, it's not about finding.
It's about searching.
I'm done searching Maks.
I understand.
- Shall we?
- Mm-hmm.
Hello, Paulinka.
Good morning, Mom.
Zygmunt.
Jolanta.
You're on your own?
Of course I am, yes. Who else?
I mean no girls?
The girls have caught a cold.
Hmm And Pawełek?
Pawełek caught a cold too.
Zygmunt Malinowski isn't going to Łomża
to repent or hide his head in the sand.
Zyg-m-t!
No, but well that's, uh,
what this October has been like.
T-shirt in the morning,
coat in the evening.
It's hard not to catch a cold, yeah?
You like purple?
Hot ticket of the season.
We'll put yours at the front
because they're flashier.
That's wise.
I'll tell Mom exactly what's on my mind.
Cards on the table.
That's how it's done, God gosh darn.
Uh uh, let's maybe
put those on the side, okay?
All right. More to the left.
If something's broken in the marriage,
we zero-in on it. By talking. And fix it.
I heard on the radio they've increased
police patrols on the road.
Operation Candle.
People drive like maniacs.
They're completely crazy.
If there's something broken,
you don't just sit quiet
and look for another guy.
Is it good this way?
Oh sure, yes.
Looks nice.
It does.
Paulina?
I have to
DO PEOPLE SEND WISHES FOR ALL SAINTS' DAY?
HAHA, GUESS NOT. THAT'S A SHAME.
Oh. Thanks.
Paulina?
Why do you think
we never talk to each other?
What?
Well
we pretended everything was okay.
Why did we never talk
about our basic needs?
You know?
For example, that we had terrible sex.
Sex.
Damn, I didn't know
our sex was so fucking terrible.
Yeah. I should've told you.
Oh, the candles have arrived.
Natalka, take these candles.
- All right.
- Come on. Help me.
PIOTR OLEŚ AND SONS
Natka?
Long time no see!
- Hey.
- Hey.
I hope all this isn't
because of me.
No.
And you also shouldn't feel bad
on my account
because I'm doing really, really good.
And I'm not so good.
I thought it'd be easier.
I really took everything with me.
Backpack, good humor
I got on Tinder for the first time.
I thought I could do anything and
And what?
And shit! I just
Shit.
Not in church.
Wojtas already has
a second kid on the way.
Wow.
So people really do change.
Look, I didn't really know him that well,
so
Yeah, I get it.
Nobody expected it from him.
To hell with Wojtas, the old dog.
So, how are you doing?
You went to Warsaw? Is that right?
Not much to talk about.
You haven't changed a bit.
Career in Warsaw, not much to talk about.
Tests with Bartczak, easy.
And we were sweating bullets.
You know,
I always thought you were amazing.
Mm I never told you that?
Not really.
What else didn't we talk about?
And at the seminary what do you do?
Like, in general.
Well, we pray.
Mm.
We study.
We reflect on things.
Mm.
You know.
You do so much stupid stuff in school,
and when you look back,
you mostly regret
the things you didn't do.
Nah, you've clearly done something.
What?
Ah!
The "sons" bit? No!
That That's just for show
Come on!
I don't have a girlfriend, let alone kids.
But it's a catchy name, right?
Family values.
- It was nice seeing you.
- And you too.
And
what do you, at the Art Academy, make?
I draw.
- Mm.
- Mm.
I draw a lot.
To the left.
Faster.
Slower.
Grześ.
Grześ.
- Hmm?
- Grześ, I need that computer.
Me too. It's the best processor.
Exactly.
Exactly! I'm raiding.
Grześ.
- Grześ, I'm not giving up.
- Neither am I.
You've won this time.
Grześ,
do grow up.
I haven't been to Mazury in ten years.
When I was a kid,
before my father got rich,
we came here every year.
- It must bring back good memories.
- No, not really.
I don't get how you can recharge here.
And how would you like to recharge?
I'd like to eat.
I am fucking starving.
- I was asking about your life.
- I don't know.
I don't have the strength
to gather strength,
but shouldn't you focus on yourself?
You're going to have a lot of work
with that whole What's it called? Sexify.
It would be easier
if I were more like you.
Absolutely fucking hopeless?
No. Brave.
Well, that's something you can learn.
Here's your first lesson.
It'll liven up.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
What is it? You see a ghost?
- Hiya.
- Almost.
I thought that was you.
- Hiya.
- Hi, Maciek.
What's up?
How are you doing? Do you want a drink?
Uh, mm-hmm.
Well, okay.
Um.
The usual? Whiskey?
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey sour.
- Okay.
- Coming right up.
Funny.
Okay, come on, everybody.
Let's go to my place! Come on, let's go.
Adam, hey, let's bounce.
- But we've just
- Come on. Change of plans.
- Let's go.
- No, what about our drinks here?
Um, they're yours
with our best compliments.
Bye.
Hey, if I pop them in frozen,
will they explode?
Don't know.
I like the idea though.
Make fries or die trying.
Paulina would know. She's a chemist.
Listen!
Maybe put them in the microwave
to defrost, you know?
That's the smartest thing
you've ever said.
Mm.
Oh, wow. Look at this.
Whoa.
Did we just die and go to Heaven?
Looks that way.
Why are you so harsh on her?
After all, she's my ex, not yours.
Have you forgotten how she wrecked you
when she left?
Three months lying in bed, dude.
Nah, come on, it wasn't that long.
And there was no fucking warning.
Suddenly suddenly, she changes her mind.
Dude, she messed you up. For years.
You're being dramatic.
Then why haven't you completely unpacked
your stuff at Natalia's?
You know.
Because it's
easier?
Yeah, uh, that isn't why.
Hey, fellas, shots?
Was the Pope Polish?
- Oli.
- Maciek.
- S'up.
- S'up.
- So, are we drinkin' or what?
- Let's fucking drink.
I gotta say,
my feet are killing me.
But it was a really good day. Productive.
You should be proud of yourself, Natalka.
What's with that face again?
So grave.
I know what we'll do.
I've got a super way to relax.
Maks!
Time to see if you're a real man.
How do you feel?
Mm. All right, maybe it's not so bad.
Not so bad?
You are almost impossible to make happy.
Hey.
Hey.
Do you dance?
Sure, you do.
Natalka, want to say something?
Like what?
Well, I don't know.
Anything, because I can see
something's wrong.
Um something is wrong.
Adam or the company?
Everything.
Adam and Sexify.
It all came crashing down.
Totally.
I
I thought that
that it was my time.
That after years
of being an outsider in high school and
everywhere,
I'd finally get all that I deserve.
People don't risk anything,
and they're okay.
Make money, have a life
And I couldn't even be a teacher
at my old high school
because I don't have a certificate.
Life isn't always about fighting
with everyone, Natalka.
They are them. You are you.
You don't have to
compare yourself to others.
Well, I can't because I have nothing.
It's not true you have "nothing."
There's always something.
Could be right around the corner.
First, I recommend a good night's sleep.
A good night's sleep is a good start
for everything.
And we've got a lot of work tomorrow.
I'll set the alarm.
Oh.
Damn, I left my phone at the kiosk.
I'll get it.
Yeah?
May I?
You have the remote?
You've gotta see this.
No
They didn't invite us.
Motherfuckers.
Hey.
Relax, it's only me.
I was petrified.
Sorry, when I see someone breaking
into a kiosk,
I want to help.
Let me. I'll help you.
Thanks.
You look nice.
Speaking of things I regret not doing.
Here's a plan for you.
Uh, would you drive me home?
Uh-huh.
No problem.
ARRANGEMENTS, WREATHS, FLOWERS, CANDLES
Just like I'm starring in a film about me.
CREEP:
WE HAVE TO MEET URGENTLY.
NOW!
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
OK.
I'M IN ŁOMŻA
MAYBE YOU COULD CHARTER A PLANE?!
IT'S ABOUT SEXIFY.
So, the thing that makes guys
want to use my app instead of yours is
the reward system.
MY REVOLUTIONARY IDEA
BY RAFAŁ
You simply don't guarantee
that with the app,
you'll definitely get laid.
I mean, uh, I'm sorry.
There's going to be sex.
Face it, guys like sex.
I know because I really like it.
So if we want to make this work,
the profiles of Sexify and Sexiguy
must see each other,
like phones and computers do on Apple.
Why'd you point to yourself?
I didn't! Focus.
We also need a function that does a
"match".
And the app knows your preferences
and finds users
who are on Sexiguy or Sexify,
and then matches their profiles based on
sexual compatibility.
Like Tinder.
No, completely not like Tinder.
The app
We don't appreciate latecomers. Sit down.
The profiles are matched
by an algorithm based on AI
that gives just a percent
of sexual compatibility.
No bios and no photos.
That is going to become mechanical.
Exactly.
Sex like robots.
No, it is actually quite the contrary.
The app only gives you
a sexual compatibility percentage,
but it doesn't identify the overlap,
and it doesn't judge,
or allow false advertising like
a dishonest bio,
or a photoshopped photo of you
with a monkey in Thailand.
Uh, you tried to seduce a girl
with a photo of you with a monkey?
What? No.
Hey, this is super.
To find out what you have in common,
you have to meet in person.
Exactly. And it pays to tell the truth
because chances of a reward are higher.
First, you tell yourself the truth
and then you find someone
who will accept it.
So, what all do we need?
Um
Just what we've already got,
meaning Sexify, new version of Sexiguy,
and both apps need a user base
in order to train the algorithms.
But we don't have any of those things.
Małgorzata does.
Well, um, yeah.
All right, so what now?
We've got to stop the launch.
And then go get our company back.
Cheer up, Paulinka. It's a holiday.
All Saints' Day.
I don't know if it's a good idea
to return today to Łomża.
No worries.
I got a tip from Pola
that Mom broke up with Pawluszkiewicz.
You get it? Finished.
Uh-huh. And if this is because of
my rant yesterday, then
You were right.
I'm going to get back with Mom.
- Take these.
- But we've always brought these.
Not today, darling. Not today.
Wait for me!
Seriously? It's 9 am.
You got any plans?
I'm going to find the end
of the feed on Instagram.
Listen, I'm leaving town soon.
Cool.
Wanna go with me?
- To the cemetery?
- I'm not going there.
I need a recharging.
Okay.
I mean, I'm already packed.
You'll need this.
Thanks.
LAST FAREWELL
DIPLOMA
NATALIA DUMAŁA
There.
And so you see.
I'll make Grandma's bed for you.
The one she died in?
She lived there!
I appreciate you found the time to come.
Since becoming an entrepreneur myself,
I understand how hard it is
to combine work with family life.
It's too bad Adam couldn't come.
Put it there.
How long are you staying?
I don't know yet.
Cool. You can stay as long as you want.
Thanks, sis.
So what plans do you have today?
Hmm
Maciek is dragging me to some party,
but, um
Beats me.
If you want, I can stay home with you.
Or we can visit other people's graves.
Whichever.
FIRST TIME ASSISTAN
1. YOUR FIRST TIME HAPPENS ONLY ONCE
2. DON'T RUSH I
3. GET TO KNOW YOUR BODIES
4. TRUST YOURSELF
Oh, wow.
This app It really does work.
Yeah. Beautiful and talented.
No, no you see It's not my version.
It's the girls', and they were right.
But why don't guys want to use it?
Imbeciles.
Well,
why didn't you want to use it earlier?
Because I thought
that it wouldn't do anything.
- Mm.
- That it's just some mumbo jumbo.
Mumbo jumbo?
Well I never have.
That's a cool line.
Maybe it does have a purpose.
Maybe it brings people together.
- Well I'm fairly sure that already exists.
- Like what?
Well, Tinder.
Everybody lies on Tinder.
Women are geniuses.
Of course we're taking them.
They're beautiful.
Hot ticket of the season!
Um, you'd like some candles too?
- Yes. Yes, of course.
- Okay. Natalka! Candles!
- Mr. Marek! How are you?
- Thanks!
Natalka, get off the phone!
HI. I MISS YOU.
The grave candles!
Um, two candles.
We've got "three for two" offer today.
Hello?
How was it?
Did they like your idea?
I didn't even get to pitch it.
Rafał!
Come!
Uh
I guess I got a better offer?
If this is concerning the app, I am
You will be our speaker at the
Warsaw Web Summit.
- Yeah?
- Sexiguy is your creation.
Time for you to regain
your rightful place now.
- Uh so the girls and me?
- The girls no longer work at Sexiguy.
Or Sexify.
Turns out we have different visions.
I believe in yours.
Beautiful
and talented.
Well, yesterday I would've said,
"No surprise," but
This is no time for "buts."
This is your time.
You've finally become a leader.
Time for your decisions.
In that case, I have to work on my speech.
We'll email everything,
including the presentation.
Be sure to rehearse it well.
You have to sound like a leader.
Which you are.
Hmm. A better offer
than the great idea we had this morning?
A new app now, like this,
without no infrastructure or coworkers is
Mission Impossible.
Then it's good that you're Tom Cruise.
Except you're bigger.
Suddenly,
if I don't fix everything in there,
then I'm finished.
The company as well.
So this app It really does works.
Must finish this mission.
If I don't return by tomorrow
Why wouldn't you return?
Oh, well, I don't know.
But just
wait for me here?
Splendid.
You wanna try?
Okay.
What are you doing? What is this?
What? It's cold.
I'm not a child.
I can take care of myself.
All right, it's just a hood.
Just a coat, nothing more.
I wanted you to stay warm.
No
Monika, listen, you've got to
Don't wave it around like that.
Lower.
- Whatever.
- It's so fucking boring here.
We won't find anything.
Nobody's been here since September!
For me, it's not about finding.
It's about searching.
I'm done searching Maks.
I understand.
- Shall we?
- Mm-hmm.
Hello, Paulinka.
Good morning, Mom.
Zygmunt.
Jolanta.
You're on your own?
Of course I am, yes. Who else?
I mean no girls?
The girls have caught a cold.
Hmm And Pawełek?
Pawełek caught a cold too.
Zygmunt Malinowski isn't going to Łomża
to repent or hide his head in the sand.
Zyg-m-t!
No, but well that's, uh,
what this October has been like.
T-shirt in the morning,
coat in the evening.
It's hard not to catch a cold, yeah?
You like purple?
Hot ticket of the season.
We'll put yours at the front
because they're flashier.
That's wise.
I'll tell Mom exactly what's on my mind.
Cards on the table.
That's how it's done, God gosh darn.
Uh uh, let's maybe
put those on the side, okay?
All right. More to the left.
If something's broken in the marriage,
we zero-in on it. By talking. And fix it.
I heard on the radio they've increased
police patrols on the road.
Operation Candle.
People drive like maniacs.
They're completely crazy.
If there's something broken,
you don't just sit quiet
and look for another guy.
Is it good this way?
Oh sure, yes.
Looks nice.
It does.
Paulina?
I have to
DO PEOPLE SEND WISHES FOR ALL SAINTS' DAY?
HAHA, GUESS NOT. THAT'S A SHAME.
Oh. Thanks.
Paulina?
Why do you think
we never talk to each other?
What?
Well
we pretended everything was okay.
Why did we never talk
about our basic needs?
You know?
For example, that we had terrible sex.
Sex.
Damn, I didn't know
our sex was so fucking terrible.
Yeah. I should've told you.
Oh, the candles have arrived.
Natalka, take these candles.
- All right.
- Come on. Help me.
PIOTR OLEŚ AND SONS
Natka?
Long time no see!
- Hey.
- Hey.
I hope all this isn't
because of me.
No.
And you also shouldn't feel bad
on my account
because I'm doing really, really good.
And I'm not so good.
I thought it'd be easier.
I really took everything with me.
Backpack, good humor
I got on Tinder for the first time.
I thought I could do anything and
And what?
And shit! I just
Shit.
Not in church.
Wojtas already has
a second kid on the way.
Wow.
So people really do change.
Look, I didn't really know him that well,
so
Yeah, I get it.
Nobody expected it from him.
To hell with Wojtas, the old dog.
So, how are you doing?
You went to Warsaw? Is that right?
Not much to talk about.
You haven't changed a bit.
Career in Warsaw, not much to talk about.
Tests with Bartczak, easy.
And we were sweating bullets.
You know,
I always thought you were amazing.
Mm I never told you that?
Not really.
What else didn't we talk about?
And at the seminary what do you do?
Like, in general.
Well, we pray.
Mm.
We study.
We reflect on things.
Mm.
You know.
You do so much stupid stuff in school,
and when you look back,
you mostly regret
the things you didn't do.
Nah, you've clearly done something.
What?
Ah!
The "sons" bit? No!
That That's just for show
Come on!
I don't have a girlfriend, let alone kids.
But it's a catchy name, right?
Family values.
- It was nice seeing you.
- And you too.
And
what do you, at the Art Academy, make?
I draw.
- Mm.
- Mm.
I draw a lot.
To the left.
Faster.
Slower.
Grześ.
Grześ.
- Hmm?
- Grześ, I need that computer.
Me too. It's the best processor.
Exactly.
Exactly! I'm raiding.
Grześ.
- Grześ, I'm not giving up.
- Neither am I.
You've won this time.
Grześ,
do grow up.
I haven't been to Mazury in ten years.
When I was a kid,
before my father got rich,
we came here every year.
- It must bring back good memories.
- No, not really.
I don't get how you can recharge here.
And how would you like to recharge?
I'd like to eat.
I am fucking starving.
- I was asking about your life.
- I don't know.
I don't have the strength
to gather strength,
but shouldn't you focus on yourself?
You're going to have a lot of work
with that whole What's it called? Sexify.
It would be easier
if I were more like you.
Absolutely fucking hopeless?
No. Brave.
Well, that's something you can learn.
Here's your first lesson.
It'll liven up.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
What is it? You see a ghost?
- Hiya.
- Almost.
I thought that was you.
- Hiya.
- Hi, Maciek.
What's up?
How are you doing? Do you want a drink?
Uh, mm-hmm.
Well, okay.
Um.
The usual? Whiskey?
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey sour.
- Okay.
- Coming right up.
Funny.
Okay, come on, everybody.
Let's go to my place! Come on, let's go.
Adam, hey, let's bounce.
- But we've just
- Come on. Change of plans.
- Let's go.
- No, what about our drinks here?
Um, they're yours
with our best compliments.
Bye.
Hey, if I pop them in frozen,
will they explode?
Don't know.
I like the idea though.
Make fries or die trying.
Paulina would know. She's a chemist.
Listen!
Maybe put them in the microwave
to defrost, you know?
That's the smartest thing
you've ever said.
Mm.
Oh, wow. Look at this.
Whoa.
Did we just die and go to Heaven?
Looks that way.
Why are you so harsh on her?
After all, she's my ex, not yours.
Have you forgotten how she wrecked you
when she left?
Three months lying in bed, dude.
Nah, come on, it wasn't that long.
And there was no fucking warning.
Suddenly suddenly, she changes her mind.
Dude, she messed you up. For years.
You're being dramatic.
Then why haven't you completely unpacked
your stuff at Natalia's?
You know.
Because it's
easier?
Yeah, uh, that isn't why.
Hey, fellas, shots?
Was the Pope Polish?
- Oli.
- Maciek.
- S'up.
- S'up.
- So, are we drinkin' or what?
- Let's fucking drink.
I gotta say,
my feet are killing me.
But it was a really good day. Productive.
You should be proud of yourself, Natalka.
What's with that face again?
So grave.
I know what we'll do.
I've got a super way to relax.
Maks!
Time to see if you're a real man.
How do you feel?
Mm. All right, maybe it's not so bad.
Not so bad?
You are almost impossible to make happy.
Hey.
Hey.
Do you dance?
Sure, you do.
Natalka, want to say something?
Like what?
Well, I don't know.
Anything, because I can see
something's wrong.
Um something is wrong.
Adam or the company?
Everything.
Adam and Sexify.
It all came crashing down.
Totally.
I
I thought that
that it was my time.
That after years
of being an outsider in high school and
everywhere,
I'd finally get all that I deserve.
People don't risk anything,
and they're okay.
Make money, have a life
And I couldn't even be a teacher
at my old high school
because I don't have a certificate.
Life isn't always about fighting
with everyone, Natalka.
They are them. You are you.
You don't have to
compare yourself to others.
Well, I can't because I have nothing.
It's not true you have "nothing."
There's always something.
Could be right around the corner.
First, I recommend a good night's sleep.
A good night's sleep is a good start
for everything.
And we've got a lot of work tomorrow.
I'll set the alarm.
Oh.
Damn, I left my phone at the kiosk.
I'll get it.
Yeah?
May I?
You have the remote?
You've gotta see this.
No
They didn't invite us.
Motherfuckers.
Hey.
Relax, it's only me.
I was petrified.
Sorry, when I see someone breaking
into a kiosk,
I want to help.
Let me. I'll help you.
Thanks.
You look nice.
Speaking of things I regret not doing.
Here's a plan for you.
Uh, would you drive me home?
Uh-huh.
No problem.
ARRANGEMENTS, WREATHS, FLOWERS, CANDLES
Just like I'm starring in a film about me.
CREEP:
WE HAVE TO MEET URGENTLY.
NOW!
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
OK.
I'M IN ŁOMŻA
MAYBE YOU COULD CHARTER A PLANE?!
IT'S ABOUT SEXIFY.
So, the thing that makes guys
want to use my app instead of yours is
the reward system.
MY REVOLUTIONARY IDEA
BY RAFAŁ
You simply don't guarantee
that with the app,
you'll definitely get laid.
I mean, uh, I'm sorry.
There's going to be sex.
Face it, guys like sex.
I know because I really like it.
So if we want to make this work,
the profiles of Sexify and Sexiguy
must see each other,
like phones and computers do on Apple.
Why'd you point to yourself?
I didn't! Focus.
We also need a function that does a
"match".
And the app knows your preferences
and finds users
who are on Sexiguy or Sexify,
and then matches their profiles based on
sexual compatibility.
Like Tinder.
No, completely not like Tinder.
The app
We don't appreciate latecomers. Sit down.
The profiles are matched
by an algorithm based on AI
that gives just a percent
of sexual compatibility.
No bios and no photos.
That is going to become mechanical.
Exactly.
Sex like robots.
No, it is actually quite the contrary.
The app only gives you
a sexual compatibility percentage,
but it doesn't identify the overlap,
and it doesn't judge,
or allow false advertising like
a dishonest bio,
or a photoshopped photo of you
with a monkey in Thailand.
Uh, you tried to seduce a girl
with a photo of you with a monkey?
What? No.
Hey, this is super.
To find out what you have in common,
you have to meet in person.
Exactly. And it pays to tell the truth
because chances of a reward are higher.
First, you tell yourself the truth
and then you find someone
who will accept it.
So, what all do we need?
Um
Just what we've already got,
meaning Sexify, new version of Sexiguy,
and both apps need a user base
in order to train the algorithms.
But we don't have any of those things.
Małgorzata does.
Well, um, yeah.
All right, so what now?
We've got to stop the launch.
And then go get our company back.