That's So Raven (2003) s02e07 Episode Script

Check out Horace, y'all.
Looks like he was just beamed down from Planet Dweeb.
It's official, there's no mirrors in outer space.
Excuse me, but I think it is wrong to judge a man based on the color of his space suit.
Hey, Rae.
Hi, Devon.
Hi, Devon.
Come on, let's go.
Hey, did you check out Horace's outfit? Isn't that just wrong? Tell me about it! He has his transporter belt on backwards.
His transporter And, uh you know this why? I mean, come on, he's wearing a star commander uniform, from Astro Force 5.
The TV show? Hey, Devon, you psyched about the AFF convention this weekend? You know it.
Wait a second, wait.
Devon, you're you're one of these? Yeah.
I'm a Forcie, I mean, it's my favorite show.
Are you into it? Into it? Boy, please, I am into it, around it, and all up in it.
Cool.
What's your favorite episode? Horace, okay.
Um, it would have to be the one where they, they went to some planet, right, right? And, uh they had some problems.
Right, Episode 65.
"Planet of the Problems!" Yeah, yeah.
Impressive.
Look, I got an extra ticket to the convention, if you want to go? Oh, I don't know what to say, Devon.
How about "Astro Blasto?" Yep, that's me.
All right, Rae, are you ready for your Astro Force 5 quiz? Bring it on, my solar sister.
What is the Clawezean word for space destroyer? Girl, I know this one.
Ready? Yes.
Edic! Close, but, uh, no, that's Langolian for ketchup, as in please pass the Edic! This is ridiculous, I don't even watch the stupid show.
Why did I lie to Devon? He's never lied to me.
Y'all still checking out this nerd site? Oh, now that is Astro Force Fine right there.
That's Curvacia, she's the space nurse.
What planet is she from? 'Cause I'm moving there.
She's going to be at the convention tomorrow, signing pictures.
I have got to get into that convention, Chels.
I got to get out of it.
Good luck, Rae.
You keep your up.
I hope that means chin.
Cory, I'm freaking out.
William, just calm down.
We'll find him.
William's rabbit is missing? Yeah, Einstein got out again.
It'll be okay.
I mean, he probably just went out for a bunch of carrots.
I found him.
Um, hey, Cory, tell William to look under his pillow.
He lost a rabbit not a tooth.
No, Cory, I had a vision.
That's where Einstein is hiding.
Check under your pillow.
I found him! He was right where you said.
How'd you know? He wants to know how I knew.
You better not tell him I'm psychic.
Got it.
William I'm psychic.
Cory, you have a gift.
It's not my birthday, but thanks.
I'm talking about your psychic connection to animals.
So, I don't get to keep the turtle? It's Larry's turtle.
I'm so worried about him, he hardly comes out of his shell anymore.
Listen, William, about finding your rabbit, it was just kind of a hunch.
I'll give you five dollars.
Well, step into my office, then.
So, Larry, what's your turtle's name? Larry.
I'm getting something.
Larry's upset because he doesn't have his own identity.
He'd like a new name.
Okay, uh How about Steve? He likes Steve.
Steve is good.
My brother Steve is going to be so excited.
Thanks, Cory.
Come on, Steve.
William, I'm thinking there's a lot of kids out there with animal problems.
Who just got their allowance.
Oh, hey, Rae.
Oh, hey, Devon.
This is for you.
Oh, a silver rose.
Remember, Episode 317? "Planet of the Silver Roses.
" No, "Asteroid of Love.
" You know, when Captain Stone met the most beautiful girl in the universe? Oh, Devon.
I have to be honest with you.
I'm not into Astro Force 5.
Then why'd you say you were? Because, you loved it so much I wanted to love it, too.
Rae, Rae, you know what I love? I love for us to be honest with each other.
Me, too.
So is it okay if I don't go to the convention with you? Sure.
Is it okay if I give your ticket away? As long as it puts a smile on my little Forcie's face.
Hey, uh, Phoebe! Got your ticket for you.
Phoebe? All the little Forcies over here and you had to pick her? Rae, you're not jealous, are you? Of course not.
So you trust me, right? Absolutely.
Cool.
You're the best, Rae.
Thank you.
Hey, Rae, you work things out with Devon yet? Yeah, actually I told him he could give away my ticket.
Oh, cool, now you don't have to go to that stupid space convention.
Rae, what's wrong, are you okay? Yeah, but, Chels, we've got to go to that stupid convention.
No little space nasty is going to steal my man.
Uh-huh.
There's Devon and Phoebe.
It really doesn't look like anything is going on between them, Rae.
Not yet, Chels, but trust me, she's got nuzzling on her mind.
We have to get in there.
Aw, man.
Every nerd in town is here! Tickets? Tickets! I need them tickets, I need them quick.
Eddie, what are you doing here? I have got to get in there and see Curvacia.
I mean, look at her, Chels.
She's perfect.
Anyway, never mind me, what are you two doing here? Oh, Raven is here spying on Devon, but don't tell anyone because it would really ruin our plans.
Oh, those are really cute.
Rae, why are you spying on Devon? I thought everything was solid, girl.
Yeah, yes it is.
You know, I trust him.
It's just that, Eddie, I had this vision that he was with Phoebe and Phoebe was looking cute.
She was nuzzling all up on him.
Tickets, people, I need tickets! She about to nuzzle him! Please, people, I need tickets! Please, sir, please.
Hey, look at my glasses, cool, huh? Chels will you focus please? We are trying to get a ticket here.
Okay, Rae, listen, unless one of us is actually on Astro Force 5, it's not going to happen.
Chels, don't move.
What, what, what is it a bug? Get it off.
Get it off, Rae.
Oh, but don't kill it, okay? No, Chels, it's not a bug.
You look exactly like Princess Juliana.
That's right, Rae, they'd let her in.
We're with her.
Okay, so my hair is like totally different and I have two eyebrows.
Not when I get done with you.
Rae, which one are you going to take? You're doing a wonderful thing using your psychic powers to help people with their pet problems.
Yeah, yeah.
Just don't forget to collect that money.
Next! Jenny's snake won't come out from under the rock.
Move the rock.
Next! Why does it smell like a zoo in here? Hi, Mr.
and Mrs.
Baxter.
Would you happen to have a very large pooper-scooper? William, what is going on in here? You may not be aware of this, but you have a psychic in the family.
We do? Cory is amazingly gifted.
Cory? Yes.
He knows what animals are thinking.
Wait.
Don't tell me.
I bet he's charging money for his services.
Are you psychic, too? No.
I'm just his dad.
Look, William, why don't you go home? We'll take care of this.
Actually, don't leave just yet.
I have an idea, and I'm going to need some brainpower.
Make way! Princess posse's coming through.
I know we fooled the guards, but these people are huge fans.
They're not going to actually believe I'm Princess Juliana.
All hail the Princess! All hail to the Princess! Oh! Well, what do you know? Well, look, I'm going to go ahead and find Curvacia.
See if my little space honey landed.
I'm going to go follow Devon, make sure nothing's going on with him and Phoebe.
Okay, that should be easy because here he comes.
Oh, Chels, if he sees me, he's going to know I'm spying.
All hail the princess! All hail the princess! All hail the princess! All hail the princess! Thank you.
Mm-hmm? Princess Juliana? This is an honor.
You never graced us with your presence at any other convention.
Yes, I know.
I have been a very busy princess, uh doing the business of, um of princessing and such.
And now, my droid and I must leave you.
Thank you.
Okay.
William? Where are you? Aren't there any more suckers? I mean "customers.
" Lionel, where is everybody? They all chillin'.
That's true.
What? Lionel, did you just talk to me? You see anybody else in the room, homey? Wait a second.
You can't talk.
Sure, I can.
I just never had anything to say.
Now that you're cheating kids out of their money, and pretending to be psychic, I'm speaking up.
Okay, I promise I'll give all those kids their money back.
And promise not to ever do it again? Okay, I promise.
And, besides, I don't need to cheat anymore.
I'm going to be rich.
I've got a talking rat! Okay, he knows.
Well, told you we should have just nailed him, but, no, you had to get all high-tech about it.
Okay, you got me, and I got you, so now we're even.
Not even close.
You're grounded.
For how long? Two weeks.
Or until rats talk.
Homey.
Now you got nothing to say.
I can't believe I'm finally going to get to meet Curvacia.
Enter, space traveler.
I'm going in.
Hi, honey.
What can I sign for you? Oh, no, that's okay, ma'am.
I'll just go ahead and wait for Curvacia.
Well, you're looking at her.
Astro Blasto.
Shhh! You're Curvacia? I'm guessing you're not a fan of the show, because that picture was taken from the first season, 25 years ago.
Oh! So that was you then, and this is you now? You were expecting your dream girl, right? Yeah.
Right.
I know, honey.
I used to be everybody's dream girl.
But I am sure a handsome boy like you has no problem with the ladies.
Well, you know, me and the ladies I probably could do a little better.
Well, you hang in there, honey, because you're going to find that dream girl someday.
Well, thank you.
Will you still sign this for me? "To Eddie, my newest fan.
" Welcome aboard, Eddie.
Eddie? Astro, Blasto.
See ya.
Attention, Forcies.
It is Astro Date 2838.
You all know what that means.
It's time to give one another the official Wissian welcome.
Ooh! There's Devon.
That nasty get him.
Everyone's doing it.
I know.
Apparently, this is just how Forcies say hello.
You better back up off me, spaceboy.
I feel so bad for spying on him.
There's nothing even going on.
Forcies, it is time for the day's main event-- a reenactment of the battle scene from episode 424, "The Wrath of Krebo.
" And, playing our fearless hero, Captain James Quincy Stone, is Devon Turner! No, Chels.
We've got to get out of here.
If Devon thinks I don't trust him, we're going to be so over.
And, presiding over the day's battle is today's unexpected guest, Princess Juliana! Uh Hey, Devon.
You know my name? Chelsea? Yeah? What are you doing here? Well I'm not spying on you or something, if that's what you're getting at.
Are you here with Rae? Oh, snap! Bring on the evil Krebo! Now Stone and Krebo will fight to the finish.
Krebo will gonna do what? Testing, one, two.
Testing.
Fe, fi, fo, fum.
I am the defender of the universe! And I will not fail.
Hey, watch it! What are you doing? You're not supposed to run.
If you'd stop chasing me, I wouldn't run.
I wouldn't run.
Now for the wrap-- my antigravity zap! Oh! Hey! I'm not supposed to be flying today! Oh, I'm not liking this.
Krebo's going to be sicko.
Oh! Oh! I'm kind of flipping out of control! I am not liking it at all! Help! Help! Which way is up? Oh, okay, uh How did you get on the ceiling? How did that happen? Okay, okay, I'm getting the hang of this.
Hey, people gonna bring you Stay still so I can unmask you! Oh, you ain't going to do that, homeboy.
This is not how the scene goes.
This is all wrong.
This battle is over! Raven, is that you? What are you doing? You said you didn't want to come.
I didn't, okay? And then I did.
Can someone get me down from here? Gently.
Devon, I have to be honest with you.
I came here to spy on you.
I knew that you and Phoebe were going to nuzzle.
I thought it was a cheating nuzzle.
It turned out to be a greeting nuzzle.
Wait a minute.
I didn't even know I was going to nuzzle Phoebe, I mean, so how did you know? Lucky guess? Rae, I thought we said we were always going to be honest with each other.
Devon, wait, wait.
Devon, wait.
Okay, I'm here.
Explain.
I can't.
Rae.
Okay, you know how we talked about honesty and trust? Yeah.
I thought we had that.
We do.
That's why you have to trust me when I say I honestly can't tell you.
At least not right now.
All right.
I trust you, Rae.
Thank you, Devon.
The captain's kissing Krebo! I got you a space smoothie.
Oh, no.
You're a space smoothie.
How did you know what I wanted? Lucky guess.
Oh, man! What's up, Eddie? Did you see Chels? Oh, you mean the princess? She says she's copping a ride.
All right you make a left on Van Ness, a right on Mission.
If you hit the ocean, you've gone too far.