The O.C. (2003) s02e07 Episode Script

Previously on The O.
C.
: Is it just me or is Zach perfect? He's like Newport's Price William.
I get nervous, and I start talking,|and then nothing can shut me up.
Except that.
I have missed you all day.
|Does this count as-? As adultery? - You're not becoming friends, are you?|- Would that be so terrible? - Really? You don't go to school?|- I got kicked out of Corona Mater Dei and even Newport Union.
Sixteen years ago,|I made an error in judgment.
One that almost ruined my marriage.
You're my father.
- Hey, man, what's going on?|- Studying.
Will you punch someone, please,|for old times' sake? All right, fine.
Logarithms|are the new uppercut, I got it.
Now I see it.
- See what?|- I've been looking at old photos of my mom for resemblances|to Lindsay.
Look at that.
You trying to make this|more awkward for me? What? It's not like|you dating Lindsay is incest.
You're not even related.
|You're not.
You wouldn't get arrested.
You won't have|chromosomally challenged children.
Kirsten's like my mom.
Lindsay is - clearly her sister.
|- It is kind of weird.
The fact your mom doesn't know|I'm dating her sister.
It's a lot weird.
I think they did a storyline like this|on The Valley.
Great.
Tell me how it ends.
You just have to ask yourself|the question: Is she your girlfriend,|or is she your aunt? - Ah, yes, the age-old question.
|- That's right.
It's a story as old as time really.
Boy meets girl,|boy likes girl boy finds out girl is surrogate mother's|illegitimate half-sister.
I'm guessing it's too soon to joke, Seth,|even for a Cohen.
I just don't know what to do, you know,|what to say.
Have you talked to Lindsay? I wanted to give her space|over the break, let her figure it out.
That's all you can do.
|If she comes back and decides - she wants to be part of this family-|- We're done dating.
Unless you want to move to the South.
- Kirsten doesn't know, right?|- She thinks we're friends.
Good, because I think it's best|if the missus doesn't find out.
Well, that's something|that every wife wants to hear.
Doesn't find out what? How much I love you.
- Sandy.
|- Yes? You don't have to lie to me.
I know that Renee's testimony|is today - and my father's going free.
|- Yeah.
- Sharp as a tack.
|- Can't get by her.
- Laser beam.
|- But I don't have to forgive him not after what he did to Lindsay.
|That poor girl.
I've been thinking,|we should do something for her.
This girl grew up not knowing who she is or where she's from,|and we're her family.
- If she wants us.
|- She wants us.
- I mean, you guys.
|- Well, you too, Ryan.
You're as much a part of this family|as any of us.
I mean, if she's my sister she's your aunt.
- Thanks for clearing that one up, honey.
|- She's so young, she's like your sister.
A sister,|I always wanted one of those.
Ryan, how about you? - Don't worry about it.
It's no biggie.
|- What are you talking about? When Seth met your dad,|it almost ended the relationship.
DJ meeting your dad can't be worse|than when he met your mom.
I suppose this time|he will be wearing clothes.
I don't know, DJ without|his clothes on, pretty undeniable.
Look, it'll be fine.
Your dad's|totally chill.
He won't judge.
It's just he's the only sane person|in my family the only one who comes even close|to getting me.
And I really want him to like DJ.
Hey, Seth.
What's up, man? - What's going on?|- Did you get my Christmas card? I did.
I appreciate the apology.
So we're friends again, then? We're real men, okay? Red-blooded meat|eaters.
Occasionally, from time to time - we'll brawl.
It's our nature.
|- So we can talk about confidential stuff? - It's cool?|- After all the trouble I caused I'm happy to have a chance to help,|so come on.
Okay.
While I was in Cabo with my family I ran into an old girlfriend and we were at Squid Roe, late and we kind of kissed.
All right, well, first question:|this old flame - do you still have feelings for her?|- Well, I really like her kids.
She's a little older than me.
|She was my math tutor when I was 14.
Holy '80s teen-comedy plot.
She's in the middle of a divorce.
|She had a lot of tequila.
- Chingy was playing-|- Ooh, Chingy and tequila.
- Seduction has no two finer allies.
|- It was a quick kiss.
And then I, like, ran out of there,|but I feel really guilty.
Well, man, if it was anybody else I would say keep it to yourself.
|You will lead a much happier life.
- No, I can't do that, man.
|- I know.
You have a conscience whatever.
So you got to be honest|with Summer, then.
Tell her you feel terrible.
|Tell her that all it did was make you realize how much you|like her.
Definitely do not mention the ex having kids and divorces.
|You should be fine.
- You think so?|- Yeah, you'll be good.
- You're not gonna tell anyone, are you?|- Zach.
Even if I wanted to,|the code, it dictates I cannot.
- Hey.
|- Hey.
- How was your vacation?|- How have you been? - I wanted to call you.
|- No, I'm glad you didn't.
I mean, I wanted to talk to you, but I|haven't really been in a frame of mind - to talk to anyone about anything.
|- Even your mom? Not until I've completed several hundred|hours of intense psychotherapy which was a very thoughtful gift|from her.
If you need some more time- If you|don't want to hang out right now - or ever-|- I do.
We just need to find|our own personal Switzerland someplace neutral.
And we can't hang out at my house because my mom's there,|and we can't hang out at your house- - Because your sister's there?|- She's not my I mean, I guess, technically, she is- So I can be clear on what everybody|is to everybody, you and the Cohens? - Friends.
They're my friends.
|- And me and you? More than friends.
- More than friends.
|- And definitely not related.
I don't want this to be|like kissing your sister.
The thought never crossed my mind.
I got to tell you, Sanford.
|You're one hell of a lawyer.
The charges have been dropped.
The secrets of our situation|have been sealed by the courts.
You did it.
I'm a free man.
- And a smug one too.
|- Excuse me for wringing a little joy out of the one bit of good news|I had for some time.
Well, never mind the fact that the news|came at the expense of your family.
Didn't you notice Kirsten's absence|at the hearing this morning? I know I got work to do|on my relationship with my daughter.
Which daughter are we talking about? I'm not saying it'll be easy|with Kirsten but once I get back to work,|I can lighten her load.
- Whoa.
Wait.
Back to work?|- Now that the scandal's gone there's no reason to stay distant|from the Newport Group.
Except that the woman running|the company hates you.
Which woman we talking about? Well, I hope he's not expecting|a party in his honor.
Yeah, I'll see you back at the office.
Bye, Kirsten.
He's free.
He's free.
Might have to spike these drinks.
|Don't know if they' re strong enough.
He won't serve any jail time.
- That's it.
It's just|- Over? What are we talking|about here, Jimmy? Caleb? Or us? Definitely not strong enough.
Well, I should get back to the office.
Back to my life.
But what if it wasn't my life? What if I could just walk away from it? Well, that would depend on|what you're walking to.
Maybe we just needed this time apart to appreciate each other,|what we had.
But what if we can't ever have it again? I'm willing to find out if you are.
Hi.
I hope you don't mind me|showing up like this.
I was wondering if I could give you|a ride home.
Thanks, but I have a car.
And there's|a better than 50-50 chance - it'll start.
|- I know there's no right way to do this.
- FTD doesn't make a-|- "Happy surprise sister" bouquet? I know you're not on the market for any|new relatives, but how about a friend? We could go grab|a friendly cup of coffee.
Yeah, a friendly cup of coffee|would be cool.
You have nothing to be nervous about.
|It's gonna be great.
What's he into? Does he like sports? He really likes ESPN Classics.
Is that your mom? Alex, it's Seth.
Come on,|I came over to welcome you back.
You've really changed over break.
Wow.
Who are you? Just a guy.
I probably have|the wrong apartment.
Sorry.
Seth? - Hey.
|- What are you doing here? I came over to say hi, see how your|vacation was.
I didn't realize I needed - to bring my own tourniquet.
|- Sorry.
I didn't expect you to be here.
Especially so early in the morning.
It's 3:30 in the afternoon.
Family vacations really|take it out of you, huh? Yeah, I bailed on family early.
I just|came back to catch up with old friends.
Wait, so you've been back for a while,|and you didn't, I don't know, call me? I've been catching up with old friends.
Who? The large, shirtless guy|that answered the door? He asked, not remotely jealous.
You know, I am so hung over right now.
- I just think-|- Are you? Have you eaten anything? You want me to maybe put some|coffee on or fix you a sandwich? Fix me a sandwich? Hey, Alex, we're gonna go grab some|smokes and some more beers.
- We'll be right back.
|- Okay.
Okay, I'm trying to do the math here,|and I have a few questions.
I'll answer all of your questions tonight|at the Modest Mouse concert, okay? It's just, my head is killing me, and So it was nice to see you.
|Really nice of you to stop by.
Really nice.
Nice? She kept saying the word nice.
|You know what that means, don't you? - She thinks you're nice.
|- Yeah, exactly, nice.
As in lacking any edge and/or danger.
Yeah, well, you did offer|to fix her a sandwich.
I know.
It's like the more edgy|and dangerous she became the more I became|like a Jewish grandmother.
Not your grandmother.
Keep shucking.
I want dinner ready|by the time your mother gets home.
Maybe I don't feel like|shucking these.
Okay, maybe you should go|and shuck them yourself, old man.
That's good.
You had me shaking in my boots.
God, I'm so screwed.
Bruce Banner|gets mad, he turns into the Hulk.
I get mad I turn into, like,|a 75-year-old yenta named Sylvia.
Hey, look at all this.
|You guys making dinner? We wanted to surprise you.
I have a little surprise myself.
|Look who's joining us.
We were having coffee and we were talking, and then we did|a little shopping.
A lot of shopping.
And next thing you know,|it was dinner time.
- I hope you don't mind me crashing.
|- No, no, not at all.
No, I think dinner with all of us|will be really nice.
Don't you, Ryan? Nice, yeah.
- Hey, kiddo.
|- Hey.
Why did you and DJ cancel|on me today? - I was looking forward to meeting him.
|- It just wasn't a good time.
I had a lot of homework,|and he was really tired.
You were busy making out with Mom.
What? Marissa, that- That- What? Dad, I saw you.
Okay.
Look, I know how it must have looked.
Yeah, it looked a lot like it used to|when you would kiss Mom.
But that was before|she married someone else.
- I wanted to talk to you about it-|- How could you get back with her? I mean, don't you remember|how she ruined your life and mine? - Things are different now.
|- Oh, really? So you're not back to lying, cheating|and sneaking around again.
I thought you were past that.
I thought|you were gonna take this new money - and start over.
|- Please, let me explain.
What's there to talk about?|We already know how it ends.
We already lived through this once.
You know, for once, I wish you would|just grow up and be like a real dad.
What are you doing? Hey, I needed to borrow|a wife-beater for tonight.
- I thought you had several, so|- Why are you wearing it? Well, Alex, she called me "nice," Ryan.
So, what I'm trying to do is cultivate|more of a bad-boy image.
I don't think that'll get the job done.
You're right.
|I need to borrow your wrist cuff.
Hey, also, remember that choker|you used to wear.
No.
Just - No.
|- All right.
You're extra brood-ish.
What's up, man?|Is the Lindsay thing still bothering you? Not at all.
I mean,|we had a really nice family dinner.
I know, I thought so.
Which is|part of the problem.
Right, got it.
There shouldn't be a problem.
I mean,|if Lindsay wants to hang out with the sister she never knew|she had, I can't get in the way.
- Or make it all about me, right?|- No.
That's something I would do.
Which is perfect,|because you're becoming more like me which paves the way for me|to become the brooding bad boy.
You realize we're both screwed.
Dude, I'm wearing a wife-beater.
Hey.
Hello.
- What's that?|- What's what? Oh, this? Just my good friend, John.
- John.
|- Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
- What's John?|- No, I said- I said Jim.
No, I meant-|What I meant to say was "Jack.
" They're all my friends.
Yeah, that ought to take the edge off,|right there.
- You guys seem real friendly.
|- Super friendly.
So if you need me I'll be drinking by the speaker,|because I don't care about tinnitus.
I've got terrible news, really.
- I've fallen in love with my ex-wife.
|- You were married before Julie? - You're in love with Julie?|- I don't believe that.
Unfortunately, I do.
Jimmy,|after everything she did to you before? I know, that's what Marissa said.
Marissa knows? She caught us.
And the things she said Well they're all true.
Look, here's the deal.
|I can't be here and be with Julie.
But right now I can't be here|and not be with Julie.
What are you saying? When Hailey left, I felt adrift.
So I made some calls|to see what was out there and I came across this company|that charters yachts for sale in Maui.
- You're leaving?|- Yeah.
I need to get away from here before|I do any more damage to myself or to my kids.
Or to Julie.
I love Newport, but it's-|It's no good for me right now.
In the last year,|I've nearly been arrested and bankrupt for stealing from my clients.
I got|punched out at my daughter's cotillion.
I lost my house, my family.
|I tried to kiss you which I still feel terrible about.
I spent the summer drunk on a boat|with your 25-year-old sister.
And now I'm getting back together|with the woman who started this in the first place.
I just can't stay here any longer.
|I just can't do it.
- So when would you go?|- Well, they faxed over a contract a couple weeks ago.
|All I have to do is sign it, and it's mine.
A couple of days, and I'm history.
You're giving me the pinky? I'm not really into public displays|of affection.
All right, let's go.
Outside.
|We gotta talk.
- So too bad Coop couldn't make it.
|- Zach, only I can call her "Coop.
" - It's kind of weird when you say it.
|- Got it.
- Too bad Marissa couldn't make it.
|- I'd freak out too if my mom and dad were getting back together|and kept this huge secret from me.
Yeah, so we haven't had a chance|to talk about our winter breaks yet.
- I know.
|- Hey, Modest Mouse! Hey, volume, Cohen.
It's not Metallica.
No, it's not Metallica,|it's Modest Mouse! You're, like, so sweaty.
And you're- Come here.
Wait.
Your breath smells like Marissa.
- You are so drunk.
|- You guys are hanging out.
That's cool.
I guess she was cool with it, right? - Cool with what?|- The tutor.
- Thanks, Seth.
|- You're welcome.
Welcome.
Is the stage revolving or?|No, it's us.
- They're really good.
What's the matter?|- You.
You're the matter.
I mean,|you've been weird all night.
You've been weird pretty much|since I came for dinner - which was weird for me too.
|- Well, what happened to Switzerland? I don't know,|Kirsten wanted to hang out.
And then|She's really cool.
She is.
If you want to hang out|with her, you should.
But if the Cohens|are really my family then you are my family.
Which means kissing me|is like kissing your sister.
- Or step-aunt.
|- Ryan! You have to take Seth home right now.
He is wasted and leaving a path - of destruction in his wake.
|- I cannot believe you.
And I cannot believe|that you told Cohen.
See? And he puked all over|the merchandise table which I now have to go and mop up.
I know who lives here.
|It's the Cohen residence in the heazy.
Okay, we got to be really stealth here.
I was All Camp Capture the Flag,|Camp Takajo.
- I invented the stealth.
|- Fine, you did.
- I did.
|- You're yelling.
You need to be quiet.
I haven't been so wasted|since your first night in Newport when we beat up those kids.
|With a little bit, a little bit of that.
And a little bit of that.
|A little bit of that and that- What's going on? You guys okay? Seth? We're being stealth.
Look, everything you said yesterday you were right.
I'm making the same|mistakes all over again with your mom.
- So you're gonna end it?|- Yeah.
- Yeah, I am.
|- That's great, Dad.
But it's-|It's more complicated than that.
I|I need to get some perspective on the world, or something.
You're right.
|I need to learn how to be a real dad.
So I'm leaving.
- What?|- Yeah, I'm moving to Maui.
That's your idea of being a real dad abandoning me and moving to Hawaii.
It's not forever.
It's only for six months, maybe.
You can come visit any time you want.
Well, good luck with that.
I mean, I hear Maui's beautiful.
You know, there's gonna be|a goodbye party tonight at the Cohens'.
Are you okay? Totally.
You were the last thing|keeping me sane.
When you leave, it should be interesting|to see how things go.
But I'll see you tonight.
Hello.
I just came by to tell you I'm dying|and thank you for your friendship.
Slowly, slowly.
And also to apologize|for whatever happened last night.
You don't have to apologize to me.
Did you talk to Zach? No.
Why? You kind of destroyed|his relationship with Summer.
I violated the code of man.
Talked to Alex? - She won't answer my calls.
|- Might have something to do - with all the vomit.
|- All the vomit? How much vomit? Like the little girl in Sixth Sense|or the fat guy in Monty Python? Well, you wanted to be a bad boy.
|You did bad.
Yeah, but not in a good way.
|I've got to talk to Alex show her I can be a good bad boy,|not a bad bad boy.
Good luck with that.
Aspirin? Thank you.
You have lobster rolls, right? He loves lobster rolls.
- If it isn't my son, the wino.
|- You guys found out? - You weren't exactly stealth.
|- Damn.
Lost a step since Takajo.
Your dad's been waiting for you to leave|the room so he can send you back to it.
That's great.
I know I should be used to this at this|point, but why are we having a party? It's Jimmy Cooper's going-away party.
Great.
Then I'll run an errand real fast,|then come straight home.
- You're not going anywhere.
|- Dad, I'm grounded, I get it.
I deserve it.
Okay? Even though this headache|is far worse than any punishment.
- No.
|- I need to go see a girl very fast.
- Then I will come straight home.
|- The girl who thinks you're too nice? The one you tried to impress|by drinking a fifth of Jack? I think his name is John, but yes.
And it went horribly,|so I need to talk to her really fast.
- And I need to, you know, sort of-|- Go upstairs and get dressed.
You know what, maybe if I'm grounded,|I shouldn't go to this party.
I'm gonna go get dressed.
Stairs.
Hi.
I got you something.
It's the novelization of The Valley,|season one.
I have the hardcover,|signed by Grady Bridges.
- I should go.
|- That's why I'm here.
- I wanted to give you a ride.
|- I'll go alone.
- You're going by yourself.
|- Han Solo.
But if I change my mind, I'll have|Cohen get drunk and let you know.
- Bye.
|- Summer, come on.
Hooking up with your tutor, Zach? Not even that cool in the '80s.
I mean, she could have at least been a|hooker and helped you get into Princeton.
Hey, Julie.
Kik- Kirsten.
Sad day, saying goodbye|to Jimmy Cooper.
I remember when he was a boy.
Taking him out on the boat,|inviting him over for dinner.
- Hey.
|- Hey.
- What's up?|- See you in a few.
I'm gonna slip out try to fix things with Alex.
- What about your parents?|- They're scary.
Which is why I need you to cover for me.
|Okay? Just throw up a smokescreen.
Give them some famous|Ryan Atwood double talk.
- I barely talk.
|- Good point.
The less said, the better.
I don't think this is a good idea, man.
You call yourself a bad boy.
Jimbo.
I'm sorry it's not a better|turnout for you.
Well, considering I defrauded most|of my closest friends, it's not bad.
I'm gonna miss you, Jimmy.
Well, thanks, Sandy.
- How'd she take the news?|- I haven't talked to her yet.
Good luck with that.
Hey, Julie.
You just gonna send me a postcard?|I wouldn't have known you were leaving if Kirsten hadn't|invited me to your going-away party.
Of course I was gonna tell you.
|Can we talk about this someplace a little more private,|please? Hi.
Look who stopped by.
- Hey, Ryan.
|- Hey, Lindsay.
I'm gonna go grab some champagne.
|You two have fun.
- Thanks.
|- All right.
- Now we're waving at each other?|- I thought you agreed - Kirsten can't find out about us, right?|- Right, then it might be weird.
Ryan, have you seen-? Lindsay.
Hello.
Hi.
Excuse me, I didn't mean to interrupt.
I'll find Julie myself.
Good to see you.
Bye, Dad.
Yeah, this isn't gonna be weird at all.
Do you really think|that this is going somewhere? I don't know.
I was under the impression|that this meant something.
It did.
It does.
But did you really think|it was gonna last? You really think|that I would leave you again? Well history isn't exactly working|in your favor on that one.
Plus, you deserve to be happy|with Caleb.
Yeah, that's a storybook romance with our illegitimate children|and our tapped phone lines.
At least it's real.
Jules.
You gotta go so soon? I think it's probably best I go|before anyone knows why I'm going.
- I'm- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to-|- It's fine.
We're just saying our goodbyes.
See you, James.
So long, Jules.
- Hi.
|- Hey, people I know.
- Yeah.
Where's Zach?|- He couldn't make it.
- Where's Cohen?|- He's hurting from last night.
Well, I'd like to hurt him for last night.
Kind of a boring party.
Not for long.
I'm fine.
Well, if it isn't the wicked witch|of the West Coast.
Are you drunk? - Let me guess, tequila?|- She was like this when I picked her up.
- You don't have to defend yourself to her.
|- But you do, young lady.
Let's go, DJ,|before she tries to sleep with you next.
- What did you say?|- You heard me, you whore! Hey, guys, not here.
No, let's do it here, okay? Let's tell everyone|why you're leaving, Dad.
Why don't you tell everyone|why you're leaving? - Please, Marissa, just-|- Hello, everybody.
- Let's go, Marissa, you're drunk.
|- Get off of me! Guys, come on.
See what you're leaving me with.
|See how screwed up she is.
Of course I'm screwed up.
|I'm the daughter of a thief and a slut.
You know what, I just- I just hate you both so much.
You wanted a good|old-fashioned O.
C.
party.
I just hope she's okay and she calls.
As bad as I thought she'd take it,|that was worse.
It's gonna be hard for her.
For all of us.
I was hoping that, while I'm gone you'd go over to the house|and check up on her.
- My father lives in that house, Jimmy.
|- I know.
That's why I want you to go there.
I need to know that someone|is watching over her.
For my oldest friend, anything.
I can't believe this.
If we had gotten married,|I'd be moving to Hawaii.
No.
If I had married you,|there's no way I would have left.
I just want to get the hell out of here.
Where did they park my car? Irvine? Excuse me, Mr.
Nichol.
There's a problem with your car.
You scratched my Aston Martin? Your car's been stolen.
Wow.
Whose car is that? This? It's mine, Alex.
I stole it.
- You stole a car?|- Yep.
I do that sometimes, Alex.
I do it for kicks.
Are you trying to impress me? - What?|- You know, with getting drunk and stealing cars, and It's just Seth I've been with a lot of bad boys.
And you are not one of them.
Right.
I'm just gonna make a bundt cake|and put on some tea.
- See you later.
|- No.
Seth, you're a good guy.
And that's why I like you.
Really? Good, because I don't think|this bad-boy thing's working out for me.
- Me neither.
|- Is this your vehicle, sir? Happy, high vibrations attract|happy, high vibrational What are you still doing here? Your stepmom blocked my car in.
|I tried to wake her up, but is she, like - alive?|- Yeah, just heavily medicated.
- How was the party?|- Don't know.
Maybe I should hire you a tutor,|and she can catch you up on everything.
Look,|I've had a lot of time to sit here vibrating at a very high frequency,|and think.
And I realize this|is a really important moment for us.
This is our first fight|that wasn't about Cohen.
I mean, he helped,|but this fight, it's ours.
I guess that's true.
I'm really sorry.
|It didn't mean anything.
- Believe me.
|- It's not about what happened.
It's just that you didn't tell me,|you told Cohen.
- From now on, I'll tell you everything.
|- Why? Planning on screwing up again? Only one way to find out.
- We finally have a moment alone.
|- Yeah.
Maybe a chance to talk|about everything.
You know what, I don't want to.
We keep hypothesizing how kissing me|might be like kissing your sister.
And I think we should just find out.
So you want me to kiss you|as an experiment? Yeah.
And if it truly is weird well, then, that's our answer.
Okay.
- No pressure.
|- Right.
Hey, guys, I was wondering|if you've seen Seth.
No.
We were just looking for him ourselves.
Okay, thanks.
That was close.
Maybe we should just|keep this to ourselves for now.
At least till we find out|if we're breaking any laws.
Hey, Dad.
How was the party? I think somebody called the cops.
Hey.
What are you doing here? I called him.
Thanks, DJ, I appreciate it.
You mind if I join you? I never thought I'd leave this place.
I guess life doesn't always turn out|the way you think it will, huh? I'll take that as pensive no.
I'm sorry, Marissa.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm sorry that I I couldn't give you the life that you deserve.
Although I nearly went to jail trying.
You've got to give a guy credit for that.
Sweetheart.
Don't go.
Please, don't go.
Don't leave me.
I gotta go.
I gotta- I gotta get a life.
I know.
I know.
It stinks, but But listen, anytime|you wanna come live with me you just let me know, okay? And I will send a boat or a plane,|whatever, okay? It's getting|It's getting kind of cold.
I think we should head back, huh?|Want to get out of here? Wait.
Could we just? Could we just sit here for a while? Sure, kiddo.
Put this on.
You must be freezing.
I'll sit with you all night.
Hey.
- Hi.
|- You okay? Yeah, I was just seeing my dad off.
He left this morning.
I'm sorry.
- I brought bagels.
|- That's the secret password into the Cohen house.
Come on in.
- Hi, sweetie.
|- Hey.
- Hey.
|- Hey.
Marissa brought bagels.
Thank God.
These ones are stale.
- Yeah, I almost chipped a tooth.
|- Gather around, Marissa.
I am going to teach you how|to schmeer.
He's an artist with cream cheese.
- Well, thank you, honey.
Slicer.
|- Slicer.
- Cream cheese.
|- Cream cheese.
You gonna be okay? Of course.
We got bagels.
Ah, yes, bagels.
Now, Marissa, this is perhaps|the most important part.
How we use the excess cream cheese.