The West Wing s02e07 Episode Script

Previously on The West Wing: Mr.
Tribbey.
-I see they found you an office.
-Such as it is.
Good men and women have worked in whatever room available and without complaint.
Can we clear up a few things about my level of interest in the revolving door of local gomers that you see.
I have no problem with dating the press secretary.
Well, I have a problem, so.
He wants to meet with me on the way back? Yes, sir.
-On the way back? -Yes, sir.
The assistant energy secretary is flying to Portland in the middle of the night so he can meet with me on Air Force One on the way back? Yes, sir.
The day-to-day experience of my life has changed in many ways since taking this job.
I would imagine, sir.
Before we get on the plane, let me give you a couple additions to the passenger manifest.
Gerald Wegland, assistant energy secretary, is now on the flight as well as Mr.
Latham, the head of the White House military office or WHAMO, as we have taken over my strong objection, to calling it.
Also on this evening's trip are Deputy Communications Director Sam Seaborn -and, well, me.
-I thought you weren't going on the trip.
-I am now going.
-Are you being punished? I am not being punished.
I am going.
If the whole bus goes off the record, will you tell us why you're going on the trip? -I made fun of Notre Dame.
-No, no, no.
I usually get away with it.
-They're playing Michigan tomorrow.
-I know that now.
You can't bring that stuff when they're playing Michigan.
I'll have a lot of time to think about that on the midnight ride to Portland.
Wheels-up is 9:05, we'll touch down in Portland before midnight local time.
-Mr.
President.
-How you doing? -I just got off with Bruno and Hess.
-I'm sorry? -I just got off with Bruno and Hess.
-You didn't say Michigan sucks? -No, sir.
-I thought you said Michigan sucks.
No, we're standing pretty close to the engines, so it may have sounded like: "Notre Dame is gonna get the ass-kicking they so richly deserve.
" -Bruno and Hess? -Yeah.
-We stopped a tanker in the Gulf.
-Whose? It's Cypress-flagged, but they tracked them coming out of Qais.
-We think they've got oil? -Yeah.
-We gonna board them? -Yeah.
-Anything else I should know? -No, sir.
-I'll see you tomorrow night.
-Have a good flight.
-Thank you.
Hey, C.
J.
-Good evening, Mr.
President.
-How you doing? -Very well, sir.
It's great you decided to make the trip.
-I believe I was ordered to, Mr.
President.
-Yes.
I remember now.
-You made one of your funny jokes.
-Yes, sir.
-Put it on.
-Mr.
President.
-Put it on.
-Sir, I'm wearing Max Mara.
-It's gonna break up the-- -Put it on.
Please let nobody see me like this.
-Hey.
Photo-op.
-Oh, good God.
Let's hit the sky.
-Did he look tired? -No, he looked fine.
-You told him about the tanker? - Yeah.
I wish he 'd canceled the event.
It's a long flight.
He likes long flights.
He gets to talk to everybody and think out loud.
-Yeah, but then he lands.
-Yeah, so, well, then he lands.
Anyway, l' m gonna meet with Matt Skinner.
-T onight? -Yeah.
He's gonna say the language in the bill doesn't prohibit-- Yeah, but it creates a federal definition.
-Still at the state level-- -Yeah.
Are you sticking around tonight? The president's gonna have to make a decision from the plane.
Okay, I have to go.
Donna's about to seize the phone.
All right.
Leo, he likes long plane rides.
Yeah.
-Can I have the electricity back on? -No.
-Why? -It's time to go.
Not for me.
Skinner's coming down from the Hill.
-When did this happen? -Minutes ago.
-Did you have plans? -Did l? -Did you? -Look at me! -Hey, you look good.
-Yes, I do.
You weren't wearing that during the day.
Pity the girl who tries to get it past you.
-Did you steal that dress? -I bought it.
-But you're returning it.
-Yes.
I'm giving it back.
-After wearing it once.
-There's a word for this.
It's stealing.
-I'm on a budget, I'm being thrifty.
-Yes, and felonious.
-What are your plans? -Look-- -What? -We're having drinks, dinner dancing, and having dessert.
You can do all those except for the drinks, dancing and dessert.
And you need to be done with dinner in an hour.
Do you see what I'm wearing? And if you wanna have sex, do it during dinner.
This is the guy, Josh.
This is a great guy.
His name is Todd.
-You met him for five minutes at a party.
-I got the good vibe.
Okay.
I have an excellent sense.
Actually, you have no sense about these things.
You have no vibe.
You have terrible taste in men.
And your desire to be coupled-up will always and forever drown out any small sense of self or self-worth that you may have.
You' re a downer, you know that? I' m calling you Deputy Downer from now on.
Be back by the time l' m done with Skinner.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, from the flight deck.
We 're just passing through 22,000 feet en route to our cruising altitude of 38,000 feet.
Our flight plan this evening will take us over Pittsburgh and Cleveland passing 190 miles south of the University of Notre Dame then over Rapid City, South Dakota - Casper, Wyoming.
-T oby.
-Let me see it.
-Can I talk to you? -ls it done? -lt' s not.
-Sam.
-lt' s not good.
It's not going well.
We've had meetings for the last three weeks.
-l' m not confused about policy.
-What's the problem? I'm not writing well.
I'm just.
I'd rather not distribute this yet.
Do you know what you'd like for dinner? We'll be eating in the conference room.
I'll have a club sandwich, Jack Daniel's and ice.
-Mr.
Seaborn? -Nothing for me.
-You have to have something.
-I'm fine.
-Bring him a club sandwich.
-Yes, sir.
-Nice hat.
-Shut up.
Sam and I are gonna work a little.
You'll have draft copies to distribute in about three hours.
-lt was already distributed.
-What do you mean? -lt was already distributed.
-Get it back.
I can't.
They know you're polishing it.
-I'm doing more than that.
-I'll tell them there's a new draft.
-And get the old draft back.
-They're not gonna read it.
They might.
It's bad writing with my fingerprints all over it.
-Sam! -C.
J.
, try to get it back.
Come on.
Do you know what you'd like for dinner? -Try to get it back.
-Yeah.
Miss Cregg, do you know what you'd like for dinner? -We've got pasta salad? -It's good.
I'll take it.
-C.
J.
-Mr.
President.
What does the island of Qais mean to you? I know it's known as a rendezvous point for lraqi oil smugglers.
About two hours ago, we stopped a Cypress-flagged ship called the Nicosia.
We believe it to be carrying petroleum out of lraq in violation of U.
N.
sanctions.
-What do we do when that happens? -We board the ship, test the oil determine its point of origin, and if it's black market, the company gets fined.
-Don't they also get to sell the oil? -Yes.
Doesn't the profit from the sale exceed the fine? It dramatically exceeds the fine.
So, what do you think we should do? If you' re gonna have sanctions, there should be genuine disincentive.
I agree.
-Charlie? -Here you go.
-What's this? -Lyrics to the Notre Dame fight song.
It would please me if you led the press in a rendition as we pass over South Bend.
-Yes, sir.
-All five verses, please.
-Go, lrish.
-You bet your ass.
Yes, ma'am? Could I have a chocolate chip muffin, a can of Fresca and a bag of ice, please.
We don't have Fresca.
-Really? -No, ma'am.
-You should really have Fresca.
-Yes, ma'am.
I'll take a ginger ale.
Ainsley? -Good evening, Leo.
-What's with the fan? I just went and got it from my apartment.
-It's 1 7 degrees outside.
-Then I should move my desk outside -because it's 1 03 in my office.
-The heat's not working? The heat's working great.
I can vouch for that personally.
You should really have Fresca in the building.
I'll get right on that.
-Hey, Matt.
-You let Donna out? -T emporarily.
She's having dinner.
-With who? -A guy she has no future with.
-Why no future? Because I say so.
You want coffee or something? -You got a beer? -Yeah.
-It's too bad this is gonna be rushed.
-Sorry? It's too bad we' re talking about this right now.
-I thought that was by design.
-Really? -T en days are up tomorrow.
-We know.
We know you know.
The language doesn't prohibit same-sex marriage.
-Of course it does.
-For the purposes of federal-- The government will define marriage as a union between a man and a woman.
While doing nothing to prohibit gay marriage on a state level.
-Doing nothing to prohibit it? -lf you look at the language.
Yeah? When this bill was being discussed on the floor there were some very ugly things said about homosexuals.
-Yes.
-By members of your own party.
In fact, by one of the guys who escorted you here tonight -who's sitting out in the lobby.
-Yes, they were.
-You support this bill? -Yes, I do.
Congressman -you're gay.
-Yes, I am.
What's going on, Mark? The Sudanese captain of the tanker refused to let naval personnel board.
Oh, man.
A CH-47 Seahawk helicopter was dispatched from the USS Monterey.
The copter tried to land, but seamen obstructed the deck with freight.
What else did they do? -They fired warning shots.
-From what? -Russian-made Kalishnakovs.
-AK-47s.
Yes, at which point the Seahawk retreated to its carrier group.
Where are we now? Central Command's gonna have two F-1 8s buzz the ship, fire warning shots.
There's no way this ends good.
In fact, it's already over.
-It's not over yet.
-Trust me.
I'll call the president.
-Yeah? -You have a phone call.
-From whom? -Can I just say all I meant was that if I was married and got divorced my divorce papers came and I was an alcoholic -I would want to be-- -Who's on the phone? The president.
-Yes, sir.
-What's our goal? -I'm sorry, sir? -What are we trying to do? We' re trying to seize the ship and escort it to Bahrain.
All right, the F- 18 pilots? They fire warning shots, maybe take out the propeller.
Leo, just so they know, it's a tanker full of crude oil.
-If they miss and hit something else-- -They know.
Excuse me.
Would you stop looking at me like that? - What was that? -Margaret was giving me a look.
- Why? -My divorce papers came today.
She thinks l' m gonna drink.
I didn't know that.
Don 't worry about it.
I'll keep you posted.
Why don't I have a final draft of tomorrow morning's--? Toby and Sam are working on it.
-What's wrong with it? -Sam doesn 't like the writing.
-Sam wrote it.
-He's taking another swing.
All right.
Read it to me.
" l' m calling on all Americans young and old, Democrat, Republican or none of the above to make education a national priority.
" Okay.
" None of the above.
" It's a pedestrian phrase and has no place.
Also, was education not a national priority before? Right.
-It's an easy fix, all we need to do is-- -No.
-No, what? -No, it's not an easy fix.
-This should-- -Yeah? Oratory should raise your heart rate.
Oratory should blow the doors off the place.
We should not be satisfied with past solutions.
We should be talking about a permanent revolution.
Where have I heard that? -Permanent revolution? -Yeah.
-I got it from a book.
-What book? The Little Red Book.
You think we should quote Mao T se-tung? -We need a permanent revolution.
-Stay away from quoting Communists.
You think they never wrote an elegant phrase? How do you think they got everybody to be Communists? Let's take a walk.
You' re the one who's been saying we need a radical approach-- Yes.
Yes, I have.
And I got shouted down in every meeting.
I'd love to write a speech about a radical new approach but we don't have one! So unless we can come up with an idea and implement it before landing I'd prefer not to paint a picture in the interest of great oratory.
Let's take a walk.
Can't great oratory inspire an idea? We had six months.
We're not doing it half-assed.
-Let's go.
-Where? Up and down the plane.
Get the blood flowing.
-Mao knew how to get the blood flowing.
-Let's go.
-Hey, Donna.
-Good evening.
-That's a nice dress.
-Thank you, sir.
You weren't wearing that dress earlier today.
You guys are sharp as tacks, you know that? -Did you have a date? -Yeah.
-With who? -Doesn't matter.
-Where'd you eat? -Phoebe's.
Good.
You know what you get there? You tell the chef that you work for me and that you want the flash-seared escolar with foie gras butter and a fresh juniper berry gravlax on a bed of shaved fennel.
You have a nice '87 Petrus with that.
-What'd you have? -Two whiskey sours and a bowl of soup.
Okay.
-I should tell Josh l' m back.
-He's in the mess.
-Hey, Leo? -Yeah.
I hope you don't mind.
Margaret mentioned that your divorce-- -Oh, come on.
-That the papers came today and-- She was worried that maybe-- Margaret worries if the sun is gonna rise.
Go check in with Josh.
Okay.
-He's in the mess? -Yeah.
-lt passed.
-I know.
It passed the Senate with 85 votes.
Twenty-nine Democrats voted for it.
It passed the House with 342 votes.
Our numbers are the same as yours.
Sixty percent of Americans oppose legally sanctioned gay marriage.
The people want the bill, Congress wants the bill the president needs to sign the bill.
Public opinion can be wrong.
The public opposed interracial marriage and school integration.
You want me to reach back into the nostalgia file? -That's different.
-How? The government has a responsibility to protect the rights of minorities but it can't impose the minority's values on the majority.
Freedom of choice isn't a minority value just because the majority doesn't agree with the minority's choice.
-Excuse me.
-Hey.
-l' m back.
-Hey, Donna.
-Hi, congressman.
-How was your date? It was good.
-Josh, I'll be around.
-Thanks.
Josh, all the Marriage Recognition Act does is ensure that a radical social agenda isn't thrust upon an entire country that isn't ready for it yet.
banning same-sex marriage.
The states are doing a fine job protecting themselves without a federal shield.
I like you guys who wanna reduce the size of government.
Make it just small enough so it can fit in our bedrooms.
When do you have to call the president? I've got time.
Let's have another beer.
-How's everybody doing? -Good.
-Why'd the flight take off so late? -We took off on time.
No, I mean why was it scheduled late? I'm doing a sidebar.
The president had a budget meeting earlier.
Maybe they were expecting it to run long.
I'd like you to give back the copies of the speech, we're gonna replace them.
-Why the change? -Sam is doing some work.
-ls there a policy shift? -No.
-A new program? -Just polishing language.
If there's a shift or a new program, it'd help to have the old text to compare.
There isn't a policy shift, there isn't a new program, this is Sam being Sam.
Has political pressure from the NEA forced changes in the-- Nothing's forced changes in the speech.
No policy shifts and no new initiatives.
Carol? Excuse me.
They' re in your press packets.
If you can hand them forward.
He wanted me to tell you we' re approaching South Bend and he likes to hear the song at a brisk and steady tempo.
Oh, kill me now.
Leo? -Yeah.
-Colonel Chase.
T ell me we didn't hit anything.
No, F-1 8s fired over the bow and the tanker stopped.
-We boarded? -Yeah.
But the crew threw the log, the registry and ship's manifest overboard.
How do these people think this is gonna end? I go where you point me.
I' m gonna have to brief Fitzwallace now.
Yeah.
Thanks, Mark.
-Margaret? -Yeah.
Can you get me Secretaries Hutchinson and Berryhill? And I need Air Force One the next free minute he's got, okay? -That's hard to get through Congress.
-Why? -Subway money.
-It's a northeastern thing? Once you get south of D.
C.
or west of Chicago, there aren't any subways.
And the ones they've got, nobody's using.
What about Miami and San Francisco? Come in.
L.
A.
, Miami, San Francisco, maybe someday but nobody's using them now.
-So pavement's gonna win this battle.
-Yes, sir.
-Okay.
Thanks, Steve.
-Thank you, Mr.
President.
-Thank you.
-Thank you, Mike.
-Nice hat.
-Thank you.
Ernesto Perez Balladares.
Former president of Panama.
-You know where he went? Notre Dame.
-Yes, sir.
Also Joe Garagiola.
-Was that a crack? -No, sir.
-You'd like to hear the song now? -Yeah, but we gotta do it later.
I'm gonna gauge the impact on Pacific Rim banking reforms.
A subject economic scholars could take years on.
I will take 20 minutes.
I was asked about the late departure tonight.
-We left on time.
-The late scheduled departure.
-You don't like late flights? -I was just repeating-- A long flight across the night.
You know why late flights are good? Because we cease to be earthbound and burdened with practicality.
Ask the impertinent question.
T alk about the idea nobody has thought about yet.
Put it a different way.
-Be poets.
-lf you absolutely must.
-T ell T oby.
-Sam-- He doesn't wanna use the phrase " permanent revolution.
" -ln education? -Yes.
-Mr.
President-- -Mao took a lot of long plane flights.
Look out your window.
Is there anything more romantic than that? And that's why we left at 9:05? No.
We left at 9:05 because they thought my budget meeting might run over.
But wouldn't it have been great if that was the reason? Yes.
You don't like "permanent revolution"? It's a nifty phrase, but I think if we call for a permanent revolution people are, you know, gonna expect one.
Mr.
President? We're flying.
Live a little.
-Yeah? -Mr.
McGarry.
Leo, just take the damn boat.
Hello? Is that C.
J.
? It's Donna Moss.
Hi.
What happened? -I can't turn the heat down.
-Did you try? No, I just looked at the thermostat and got discouraged.
-Really? -Of course I tried! I could grow papayas in here! -It's a nice office.
-It's the steam pipe distribution venue.
-It's got character.
-I think I'm losing weight.
You wanna come work upstairs in the bullpen? -I need to concentrate.
-Nobody's here.
-No, I'm fine.
Thank you.
-Okay.
I just came down to say hi.
And I'd talk, but I just-- -I need to get this done.
-I'll leave you alone.
What are you working on? I'm making notes for Josh.
-lnteresting.
-Yeah.
-The constitutional questions involved.
-Yeah.
-Full Faith and Credit.
-Right.
Do you and I look alike? -I'm sorry? -Do we look alike? -No.
-That's what I thought.
-I didn't think we looked alike.
-Yeah.
Ever thought about dyeing your hair red? You should.
-Why? -lt'd look good.
-We don't look alike.
-No.
And I tell people that.
I'm gonna go work upstairs.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I think the alabaster skin and the farm girl looks-- -You're wigging out, Donna.
-Yes.
You sure you don't want to work upstairs? No, it may be hot down here, but at least it's quiet.
Okay.
Boy, I could use a Fresca.
-You're gonna quote the Bible to me? -I didn't-- -Really? -My point, parenthetical at best is that the Founders based the country on a Judeo-Christian morality and that the biblical concept of marriage maybe can't be separated from the law quite as easily as you'd like.
The Founding Fathers made it very clear that they didn't want Judeo-Christian morality within 1 0 city blocks of the law.
-Matt! -What? What? Nothing.
You understand, gay partners will be permanently ineligible for survivor benefits, Medicare, Medicaid-- Which the government can't afford to pay out anyway.
So we caught a break there.
It's getting pretty late.
I have more notes.
-Carol.
-Yeah.
-Did you get the old drafts back? -Of the education speech? -Yeah.
-Good.
Everybody except Danny.
-Excuse me? -Danny wanted to keep his.
Excuse me.
-What's the problem? -How you doing? What's the problem, Danny? There's no reason why I should give you that draft back.
You can't even believe you're asking for it.
So unless you're here to give me a hot towel and cookies-- -Everybody else gave it back.
-They can buy my paper.
I am guaranteeing: No substantive changes.
No new policy initiatives.
You don't have to guarantee me.
I've got the old copy right here.
I hope we don't accidentally send your luggage to Belgium on the way back.
I wouldn't want to be inconvenienced by the White House.
-lt was the budget meeting, by the way.
-What's that? The reason we took off late.
Although there's something to be said.
Something to be said for what? Nothing.
" I was raised to appreciate the value of teachers and teaching.
My grandmother, who began her teaching career in a one-room schoolhouse--" -Actually, it was two rooms.
-Okay.
Italian stonecutters paid her to teach their kids English in a rectory basement.
They put up a wall and made it two rooms as a thank-you gift.
-We'll vote to change it to two rooms.
-I haven't heard the big idea.
-The speech is in pretty good shape now.
-Yeah.
"l began my campaign--" What happened to 1 00,000 new teachers? -No money? -No teachers.
There aren't 1 00,000 new teachers.
We can't make people be teachers.
We can give incentives.
In certain districts there are tax incentives-- -Well, it's not doing the trick.
-No, no.
I know.
-But for right now-- -What's that mean? -l' m sorry? -What does that mean? -I was scribbling.
-You wrote, "send them to college.
" I was scribbling.
What did you mean, "send them to college"? It's like circling horses in the paper but not making a bet.
-Tuition incentives.
-Mr.
President-- T alk, Charlie.
If this was an idea, somebody would've had it already.
I find fault with that formula.
-Well.
-What? The government will send you to college, law school or medical school if you spend three years in the armed forces.
College tuition for anyone who wants to go to college in exchange for they teach in a public school.
Why can't that idea be floated? -Does anybody know how we pay for it? -That comes next.
Yes, it does come next.
So why don't we--? Kick this around.
-Mr.
President, the time-- -I'll be in my study.
It's an incredible sky tonight.
This is Colonel Beech from the flight deck.
We 're told there 's choppy wind ahead and are cleared to climb to 42,000 feet.
-57% of the people-- -I know what 57% of the people say.
What 58% of them say is that gay spouses should receive health benefits and 54% say social security benefits and we haven't talked about the 1 4th Amendment.
A strict interpretation of the Equal Protection clause would dictate that homophobia can't be made into a law.
That's for the court to decide, but they'll uphold it.
-Laurence T ribe disagrees with you.
-He doesn't sit on the Supreme Court.
-Five justices! -Josh, I came here as a friend and I think you know that.
I came here because I came here.
Look, this is gonna be a law whether the president vetoes or not.
-They have the votes in the Senate-- -Senate's not in session.
The president can stick this in his pants pocket.
And it will come back in January, and you will have to live through this twice and you will lose both times.
Ask me the question.
He compared homosexuality to kleptomania and sex addiction.
-The leader of your own party.
-He was wrong and I told him so.
-For crying out loud! -Ask me the question! How can you be a member of this party? You've been holding that in for way too long.
This party that says who you are is against the law.
You know, I never understood why you gun control people don't all join the NRA.
They've got 2 million members, you bring 3 million to the next meeting.
Call a vote.
All those in favor of tossing guns: Bam, move on.
It's a heck of a strategy, Matt, I'll bring that up at a meeting.
I agree with 95 percent of the Republican platform.
I believe in local government.
I' m in favor of individual rights rather than group rights.
I believe free markets lead to free people and that the country needs a strong national defense.
My life doesn't have to be about being a homosexual.
It doesn't have to be entirely about that.
Thanks for coming by.
Thanks for the beer.
There he is.
-How did it go? -He'll sign it.
-I can tell McDougal? -Yeah.
-Good job, congressman.
-Take your hand off my shoulder.
The speech is fine now.
-1 00,000 college scholarships? -You wanted me? We might float an education initiative.
-I just told them-- -We're not floating.
We might float, I'm saying, and you should give them heads-up.
Excuse me, I need to go look like an idiot.
We're not floating a policy initiative, Sam.
I don't care if it's a trip to the moon on gossamer wings.
It's pie-in-the-sky to say nothing of patronizing to have privileged lvy Leaguers play teacher to America's vulnerable children.
The people taking advantage of this aren't gonna be overprivileged.
How will the T eachers Union feel? -They'll have 1 00,000 new members.
-Who will leave after three years.
-The kids will be abandoned.
-They won't.
-Their teachers will leave! -ln the fifth grade what do you care what your fourth-grade teacher's doing? -Sam.
-T oby.
They're gonna be role models to kids who don't have contact with young college graduates many of whom grew up in neighborhoods like theirs.
-We could-- -Sam! Where are we getting the money? Where are we getting the money? I was really mortified that I froze up on that speech.
Yeah.
You should've told me a few days ago.
Yeah.
I play the flute.
I' m a flautist.
In high school I was the best in my row.
And so I ask myself, if I'd pursued the flute professionally would I be meeting interesting men? And the answer comes back to me: Probably not.
I played the trombone.
-Did you meet interesting men? -Yeah.
Is it a hard instrument to learn? If I took it up now-- T alk to me about the Full Faith and Credit clause.
It says that full faith and credit shall be given by each state to the public acts, records and judicial proceedings of every other state.
If you' re married in Maryland, it's gotta be recognized by Nebraska.
How is the Marriage Recognition Act not unconstitutional? Because it also says that Congress can prescribe the manner in which such acts and records are proved.
They can decide what being married means within the context of Article lV.
Josh? T oby.
-Yeah.
-What's going on? -I'm gonna tell him to sign it.
-Okay.
-How's his mood? -He's frustrated.
He's feeling-- You know when he goes off on a thing, T oby, he expects you to bring him in.
He wants you to do it so he doesn 't have to do it himself.
Josh, what do you think about tuition incentives for--? Ladies and gentlemen.
We 're 82 miles south of the runway and beginning our initial descent.
If I could ask you all to find seats.
Thank you.
What was that? -We' re landing.
-No, what were you gonna--? Nothing.
All right, I'll talk to you later.
I' m gonna talk to Leo.
I'll see you guys Monday.
-Good night.
-T ake it easy.
Did you know she played the trombone? I didn't.
T onight stunk, Josh.
I'm sorry about that.
I didn't mean having to work, although that was a treat.
I meant the guy.
-Who was he? -A lobbyist with Travis-West.
He was pretty full of himself and without cause to be.
An obnoxious insurance lobbyist? What were the odds? It isn't funny, Josh.
-I've gotta go see Leo.
-I'll call you in the morning.
You look really great in that dress tonight, Donna.
You should buy it for yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We hold the ship in Bahrain-- It doesn 't do anything to hold the ship in Bahrain.
We hold the ship in Bahrain and send a sample to the U.
S.
Customs lab.
-lf the point of origin violates sanctions-- -You know what's gonna happen? They'll sell off the cargo in a friendly port.
780,000 metric tons of gas oil against a $2 million fine for the oil company which their profits from the sale will cover.
We 're not providing much of a disincentive to evade U.
N.
sanctions.
What else is there to do? If we 're gonna have sanctions at all, we should make them stick.
We should confiscate the cargo, seize the ship sell the oil and use the money to beef up anti-smuggling operations.
You don't mean tonight, you mean in the future.
We' re landing, Mr.
President.
Yeah.
In the future.
Okay.
-Josh wants to talk about the-- -Hang on.
-You need me? -I can wait.
-Yeah.
-The Marriage Recognition Act.
Yeah.
We'll be landing in just a few minutes.
Follow the blue signs to your bus.
Oh, one thing before we land.
When I said there'd be no policy shifts or new initiatives in the speech tomorrow that was correct except there might be a policy shift or new initiative.
-There isn't gonna be a change.
-T oby! -There isn't gonna be a change.
Danny.
-He's not gonna give it back.
Danny, Sam choked hard on the last draft and wants to burn it.
-No problem.
-No problem? T ell him to relax, he'll get his swing back.
-T ell him I didn't read it.
-Thanks.
-You were just having a little go at me.
-Yeah, it's a long flight.
-So you decided to kill time by-- -Yeah, you know why? Tell me you went to Notre Dame.
Maybe next time you won't be so quick to mock on the eve of a Michigan game.
There must be an escape hatch here of some kind.
The constitutional argument-- I don 't care about the constitutional argument, Josh, it's gay bashing.
It's legislative gay bashing.
How do I put my name on it? I wouldn't, sir.
I'd put it away.
A pocket veto's a politician's way out.
They'll send it again when they're in session.
Meanwhile we focus on the Employment Nondiscrimination Act.
If I'm gonna sign it in January, why am I vetoing it now? A symbolic gesture to the gay community.
I' m sure the gay community can't wait to thank me.
-Mr.
President? - This is just wrong.
Yeah.
You can look at the polling numbers, Article IV and social security benefits.
It doesn 't matter, it's just wrong.
We shouldn't be defining love, and we certainly shouldn't be ill-defining it.
It's wrong.
This is the job-- -It's the job of somebody else.
-Well, right now it's ours.
-It's wrong.
-Sir.
I should get out a rubber stamp that says, "Josiah Bartlet votes no.
" It's exactly what the conservatives are hoping you'll do.
I should get out a rubber stamp! -Sir? -Put it in a drawer.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
We'll talk at the hotel.
Okay.
All right.
-Have a good night.
-You too.
Hey, Leo, Margaret mentioned-- -Come on, Josh.
-No, she just said-- My divorce papers came today.
She thinks I'm gonna drink.
Sounds like a pretty good reason to.
I'm an alcoholic.
I don't need a good reason to.
You want to have coffee someplace? I wanna go home.
-Okay.
-I'll see you on Monday.
Margaret, I'm going.
Okay.
You're a good girl.
Okay.
-Sir? -Yeah.
-You're off the phone? -Yeah.
There was a question? For a sidebar on the game tomorrow.
-Why did you go to Notre Dame? -Why not? Bearing in mind I'm just repeating someone else's question you were accepted at Harvard, Yale and Williams.
Why did you go to Notre Dame? Because I was thinking about becoming a priest.
-Really? -Yeah.
What happened? I met Abbey.
Why can't you give me answers like that when we' re running for something? -Because I like to bother you.
-Well, I shall not be defeated.
-Sit down.
-Okay.
-Mr.
President.
-T oby.
Here's a final draft.
T oby, you should sit down.
We're landing in a minute and 1 0 seconds.
How do you know that? I set my watch to the cockpit computer.
You should sit down.
Thank you.
Do you know why the assistant energy secretary is on the plane? -You have a meeting with him.
-That's right.
I think Charlie's idea was a good one.
I think you should ask Leo to put together a team to study the feasibility of appropriations for a pilot program with 1 00 teachers.
They' re taking the tanker to Bahrain, and the company's gonna make a profit.
Yes, sir.
The Marriage Recognition Act is gonna be law.
Yes, sir.
-A hundred new teachers? -Yeah.
Instead of 1 00,000? Yeah.
Well, it's a start I guess.